Chapter 10: 10
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After defeating the wolf-like monsters, I am on my way to defeat the boss. I don't want to do it but I am being forced to, by this tiny pixie.
"Stats...stats...stats"
[What are you doing?]
"I am trying to see my stats"
You know stat thing that pops up and shows your stats? Yeah, that one. I am trying to see my stats but I don't know how to.
[Are you idiot?]
"I am not an idiot and aren't you getting rude every time you open your mouth?"
[I only speak truth]
This tiny little pixie sure has a big mouth, just you wait till I clear this floor and maintenance ends, I am going to smack you 253 times.
[You have to press the menu and then my info, that will show your stats]
I did as she said, and it worked...
"Thanks, you are pretty smart"
[No, you are just an idiot]
"Well sorry about that, okay? I don't know how games work"
[Everyone knows it]
278 times, I am going to smack her 278 times.
"So these are my stats"
[Yeah, the default value of every stat is 100]
"I see"
As I was scrolling down I noticed...
"Stat points?"
[You defeated some monsters and leveled up so you get some stat points, you can use them to upgrade your stats]
"I see"
I have 28 stat points. It increases your stats, so I will use it on my HP, huh...
[You can't use them on HP]
"Why?"
[Your max HP will stay 100]
"Why?"
[You are really an idiot]
"Shut up and tell me"
[If any player keeps increasing HP, then that player will be unbeatable, so something like increasing HP is impossible]
"I see...wait I have 'No restriction' so I can do it, right"
[Idiot, how will you access something that doesn't exist? idiot]
"I see"
I see I see and by the way, I am going to smack her 396 times now.
"So then what should I do so my HP doesn't deplete? Because if that hybrid boss touches me, I will die instantly"
[Idiot, You have to increase your defense, idiot]
"458 times"
[Huh?]
"No, nothing"
Crap, I said it out loud
"So here goes all 28 stat points on defense"
HP-100
ATK-100
DEF-128
AGILITY...
"256?"
[Because you defeated the monsters earlier and if you use your skill 'runner', it will increase even more for the time being or as long as the skill is active]
"I see"
Wait, I got this many stats by defeating 3 monsters, then...
"Let's go defeat that boss"
[Are you thinking something idiotic again?]
578 times, I can't wait for maintenance to end.
"Where was the boss?"
I ran pretty far after my incredibly tough battle with the hybrid boss and when wolves were chasing me, so yeah, in other words...
"I am lost"
[We are far away. How about you use your 'Runner' skill? We will reach there in no time]
"Oh right, you are pretty smart"
[You are just an--hey wait, what are you doing?]
I grabbed her, not to smack her, I do want to smack her but...
"You will be left behind if you fly with these tiny wings of yours so..."
[Don't worry, I can fly at high speed]
"Really?"
[No, but you suck at running, so I am sure--]
"Okay, then how about we race till there?"
632 times
[Okay, but I am going to win for sure]
689 times
"Okay then let's go"
I started running. I did notice some changes, I can run fast now okay then time to...
[Skill-Runner Activated]
"Whoa"
I am running so fast, even faster than the wolves from before, Let's see if I can run faster or not, I increased my speed. I am probably running at 150km/h speed, I can no longer see my surroundings, they are all blurry, all I can see is my front, If anything suddenly comes in my way I will probably knock them out, I just need to make sure that I don't end up in some wall.
"Whoa, this is amazing, you are seeing this pixie?"
[Yeah, I am right behind you]
"wha..."
How can she fly so fast with those tiny wings of hers? I am not going to lose. I increased my speed, it's now impossible to stop if some wall comes I will be crushed but well I can't see any walls here, everything is open.
[Slow down or you will fall]
"Huh? What are you--"
A cliff? Why is there a cliff in the middle of an open area...
"Aaaaaaaaa...ow...ack...argh...owaaaaa...daaa..."
[Hey, are you okay?]
"Yeah I am okay, something cushioned my fall"
I would have died if this...huh? I glanced around to see I was in some kind of arena, there are walls all around, this is called the arena, right?
[I knew it]
"You could have warned me"
[I did and you really are an idiot, why would run this fast in this--hey stop...let me go!]
"You sure are running your mouth and saying whatever you want, huh?"
[Stop, what are you going to do with me?]
"What am I going to do with you? I am going to eat you"
[Noooooooo! stop, please don't eat me!]
"Huh!"
I noticed tears in her eyes. She is crying? Hey, I was clearly joking, as I was going to say that, the ground suddenly started shaking and I fell from my cushion, I then noticed what that cushion really was...
"A snail...no snails are not that big and again why does every monster here have horns?"
[Let me goooo!]
The pixie was still in my hand, but instead of crying, she was biting me now. I let her go.
[These are the monsters of this area]
"Huh?"
I noticed that there are 4 of them, I can't get out of here, everywhere around me is walls and the only way to go out from here is through that door which they are guarding.
"I see...so I have to defeat them to get out of here?"
[Exactly]
"Well, this will be easy, snails are slow afte-----"
Before I realized one of the snails started rolling and smashed the wall behind me, there is a hole in the wall now. What if it had hit me? He just missed me by an inch.
"What the hell is that thing? There is no way a normal snail can do this"
[This is not a normal snail]
"Well, you are right about that, now then..."
The snail who just attacked me was passed out by the impact, let's kill it quickly before he regains consciousness again, I grabbed my sword and ran towards the snail and started stabbing him but...
"His shell is hard as hell"
It had no effect...what now?
[You need to break the shell to inflict damage on it]
"But how? His shell is so hard, there is no way I can break it"
[Use your skill]
"Huh? My skill? What it can do....."
I see, my 'runner' skill. if I run fast enough and attack, then I can break the shell, a very amazing way to use physics here.
[Skill-Runner Activated]
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After defeating the wolf-like monsters, I am on my way to defeat the boss. I don't want to do it but I am being forced to, by this tiny pixie.
"Stats...stats...stats"
[What are you doing?]
"I am trying to see my stats"
You know stat thing that pops up and shows your stats? Yeah, that one. I am trying to see my stats but I don't know how to.
[Are you idiot?]
"I am not an idiot and aren't you getting rude every time you open your mouth?"
[I only speak truth]
This tiny little pixie sure has a big mouth, just you wait till I clear this floor and maintenance ends, I am going to smack you 253 times.
[You have to press the menu and then my info, that will show your stats]
I did as she said, and it worked...
"Thanks, you are pretty smart"
[No, you are just an idiot]
"Well sorry about that, okay? I don't know how games work"
[Everyone knows it]
278 times, I am going to smack her 278 times.
"So these are my stats"
[Yeah, the default value of every stat is 100]
"I see"
As I was scrolling down I noticed...
"Stat points?"
[You defeated some monsters and leveled up so you get some stat points, you can use them to upgrade your stats]
"I see"
I have 28 stat points. It increases your stats, so I will use it on my HP, huh...
[You can't use them on HP]
"Why?"
[Your max HP will stay 100]
"Why?"
[You are really an idiot]
"Shut up and tell me"
[If any player keeps increasing HP, then that player will be unbeatable, so something like increasing HP is impossible]
"I see...wait I have 'No restriction' so I can do it, right"
[Idiot, how will you access something that doesn't exist? idiot]
"I see"
I see I see and by the way, I am going to smack her 396 times now.
"So then what should I do so my HP doesn't deplete? Because if that hybrid boss touches me, I will die instantly"
[Idiot, You have to increase your defense, idiot]
"458 times"
[Huh?]
"No, nothing"
Crap, I said it out loud
"So here goes all 28 stat points on defense"
HP-100
ATK-100
DEF-128
AGILITY...
"256?"
[Because you defeated the monsters earlier and if you use your skill 'runner', it will increase even more for the time being or as long as the skill is active]
"I see"
Wait, I got this many stats by defeating 3 monsters, then...
"Let's go defeat that boss"
[Are you thinking something idiotic again?]
578 times, I can't wait for maintenance to end.
"Where was the boss?"
I ran pretty far after my incredibly tough battle with the hybrid boss and when wolves were chasing me, so yeah, in other words...
"I am lost"
[We are far away. How about you use your 'Runner' skill? We will reach there in no time]
"Oh right, you are pretty smart"
[You are just an--hey wait, what are you doing?]
I grabbed her, not to smack her, I do want to smack her but...
"You will be left behind if you fly with these tiny wings of yours so..."
[Don't worry, I can fly at high speed]
"Really?"
[No, but you suck at running, so I am sure--]
"Okay, then how about we race till there?"
632 times
[Okay, but I am going to win for sure]
689 times
"Okay then let's go"
I started running. I did notice some changes, I can run fast now okay then time to...
[Skill-Runner Activated]
"Whoa"
I am running so fast, even faster than the wolves from before, Let's see if I can run faster or not, I increased my speed. I am probably running at 150km/h speed, I can no longer see my surroundings, they are all blurry, all I can see is my front, If anything suddenly comes in my way I will probably knock them out, I just need to make sure that I don't end up in some wall.
"Whoa, this is amazing, you are seeing this pixie?"
[Yeah, I am right behind you]
"wha..."
How can she fly so fast with those tiny wings of hers? I am not going to lose. I increased my speed, it's now impossible to stop if some wall comes I will be crushed but well I can't see any walls here, everything is open.
[Slow down or you will fall]
"Huh? What are you--"
A cliff? Why is there a cliff in the middle of an open area...
"Aaaaaaaaa...ow...ack...argh...owaaaaa...daaa..."
[Hey, are you okay?]
"Yeah I am okay, something cushioned my fall"
I would have died if this...huh? I glanced around to see I was in some kind of arena, there are walls all around, this is called the arena, right?
[I knew it]
"You could have warned me"
[I did and you really are an idiot, why would run this fast in this--hey stop...let me go!]
"You sure are running your mouth and saying whatever you want, huh?"
[Stop, what are you going to do with me?]
"What am I going to do with you? I am going to eat you"
[Noooooooo! stop, please don't eat me!]
"Huh!"
I noticed tears in her eyes. She is crying? Hey, I was clearly joking, as I was going to say that, the ground suddenly started shaking and I fell from my cushion, I then noticed what that cushion really was...
"A snail...no snails are not that big and again why does every monster here have horns?"
[Let me goooo!]
The pixie was still in my hand, but instead of crying, she was biting me now. I let her go.
[These are the monsters of this area]
"Huh?"
I noticed that there are 4 of them, I can't get out of here, everywhere around me is walls and the only way to go out from here is through that door which they are guarding.
"I see...so I have to defeat them to get out of here?"
[Exactly]
"Well, this will be easy, snails are slow afte-----"
Before I realized one of the snails started rolling and smashed the wall behind me, there is a hole in the wall now. What if it had hit me? He just missed me by an inch.
"What the hell is that thing? There is no way a normal snail can do this"
[This is not a normal snail]
"Well, you are right about that, now then..."
The snail who just attacked me was passed out by the impact, let's kill it quickly before he regains consciousness again, I grabbed my sword and ran towards the snail and started stabbing him but...
"His shell is hard as hell"
It had no effect...what now?
[You need to break the shell to inflict damage on it]
"But how? His shell is so hard, there is no way I can break it"
[Use your skill]
"Huh? My skill? What it can do....."
I see, my 'runner' skill. if I run fast enough and attack, then I can break the shell, a very amazing way to use physics here.
[Skill-Runner Activated]
After defeating the wolf-like monsters, I am on my way to defeat the boss. I don't want to do it but I am being forced to, by this tiny pixie."Stats...stats...stats"What are you doing?"I am trying to see my stats"You know stat thing that pops up and shows your stats? Yeah, that one. I am trying to see my stats but I don't know how to.Are you idiot?"I am not an idiot and aren't you getting rude every time you open your mouth?"I only speak truthThis tiny little pixie sure has a big mouth, just you wait till I clear this floor and maintenance ends, I am going to smack you 253 times.You have to press the menu and then my info, that will show your statsI did as she said, and it worked..."Thanks, you are pretty smart"No, you are just an idiot"Well sorry about that, okay? I don't know how games work"Everyone knows it278 times, I am going to smack her 278 times."So these are my stats"Yeah, the default value of every stat is 100"I see"As I was scrolling down I noticed..."Stat points?"You defeated some monsters and leveled up so you get some stat points, you can use them to upgrade your stats"I see"I have 28 stat points. It increases your stats, so I will use it on my HP, huh...You can't use them on HP"Why?"Your max HP will stay 100"Why?"You are really an idiot"Shut up and tell me"If any player keeps increasing HP, then that player will be unbeatable, so something like increasing HP is impossible"I see...wait I have 'No restriction' so I can do it, right"Idiot, how will you access something that doesn't exist? idiot"I see"I see I see and by the way, I am going to smack her 396 times now."So then what should I do so my HP doesn't deplete? Because if that hybrid boss touches me, I will die instantly"Idiot, You have to increase your defense, idiot"458 times"Huh?"No, nothing"Crap, I said it out loud"So here goes all 28 stat points on defense"HP-100ATK-100DEF-128AGILITY..."256?"Because you defeated the monsters earlier and if you use your skill 'runner', it will increase even more for the time being or as long as the skill is active"I see"Wait, I got this many stats by defeating 3 monsters, then..."Let's go defeat that boss"Are you thinking something idiotic again?578 times, I can't wait for maintenance to end."Where was the boss?"I ran pretty far after my incredibly tough battle with the hybrid boss and when wolves were chasing me, so yeah, in other words..."I am lost"We are far away. How about you use your 'Runner' skill? We will reach there in no time"Oh right, you are pretty smart"You are just an--hey wait, what are you doing?I grabbed her, not to smack her, I do want to smack her but..."You will be left behind if you fly with these tiny wings of yours so..."Don't worry, I can fly at high speed"Really?"No, but you suck at running, so I am sure--"Okay, then how about we race till there?"632 timesOkay, but I am going to win for sure689 times"Okay then let's go"I started running. I did notice some changes, I can run fast now okay then time to...Skill-Runner Activated"Whoa"I am running so fast, even faster than the wolves from before, Let's see if I can run faster or not, I increased my speed. I am probably running at 150km/h speed, I can no longer see my surroundings, they are all blurry, all I can see is my front, If anything suddenly comes in my way I will probably knock them out, I just need to make sure that I don't end up in some wall."Whoa, this is amazing, you are seeing this pixie?"Yeah, I am right behind you"wha..."How can she fly so fast with those tiny wings of hers? I am not going to lose. I increased my speed, it's now impossible to stop if some wall comes I will be crushed but well I can't see any walls here, everything is open.Slow down or you will fall"Huh? What are you--"A cliff? Why is there a cliff in the middle of an open area..."Aaaaaaaaa...ow...ack...argh...owaaaaa...daaa..."Hey, are you okay?"Yeah I am okay, something cushioned my fall"I would have died if this...huh? I glanced around to see I was in some kind of arena, there are walls all around, this is called the arena, right?I knew it"You could have warned me"I did and you really are an idiot, why would run this fast in this--hey stop...let me go!"You sure are running your mouth and saying whatever you want, huh?"Stop, what are you going to do with me?"What am I going to do with you? I am going to eat you"Noooooooo! stop, please don't eat me!"Huh!"I noticed tears in her eyes. She is crying? Hey, I was clearly joking, as I was going to say that, the ground suddenly started shaking and I fell from my cushion, I then noticed what that cushion really was..."A snail...no snails are not that big and again why does every monster here have horns?"Let me goooo!The pixie was still in my hand, but instead of crying, she was biting me now. I let her go.These are the monsters of this area"Huh?"I noticed that there are 4 of them, I can't get out of here, everywhere around me is walls and the only way to go out from here is through that door which they are guarding."I see...so I have to defeat them to get out of here?"Exactly"Well, this will be easy, snails are slow afte-----"Before I realized one of the snails started rolling and smashed the wall behind me, there is a hole in the wall now. What if it had hit me? He just missed me by an inch."What the hell is that thing? There is no way a normal snail can do this"This is not a normal snail"Well, you are right about that, now then..."The snail who just attacked me was passed out by the impact, let's kill it quickly before he regains consciousness again, I grabbed my sword and ran towards the snail and started stabbing him but..."His shell is hard as hell"It had no effect...what now?You need to break the shell to inflict damage on it"But how? His shell is so hard, there is no way I can break it"Use your skill"Huh? My skill? What it can do....."I see, my 'runner' skill. if I run fast enough and attack, then I can break the shell, a very amazing way to use physics here.Skill-Runner Activated
