Chapter 33
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Chapter 33:
Love Consultations
Serai-san sent me her phone number.
What a surprise. I'm a comm-phobic geek, and this is the first time I've ever received a phone number from a girl. I felt like I had suddenly won the first prize in a lottery. I was flabbergasted and distraught.
"Wait! No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Phew~! Huh~! Huh~! Huh! Calm down, calm down, me! That must be a trap by Kongming!"Follow current novels on novelb((in).(com)
I'm sure that such a tasty offer wouldn't come my way. I'm sure that as soon as I make a phone call, I'll get connected to some strange old man I don't know, or Serai-san and the other three college girls will be laughing at me on the other end of the line, saying, "Sorry~~ it was a surprise!"
They don't mind making fun of older people, don't they?
That's right. I'm sure they do. Thinking that way, I felt much calmer. Then I can do it. I can at least make a phone call to the number the girl gave me! Okay.
[Pipopapipupepo(pull, pull, pull, pull)"]
Pounding.
[(Pull) Yes, it's Serai.]
(Ah, it connected!)
Thank goodness. I could avoid the route leading to a strange old man when I make a phone call.
"Hello, this is Ezuki."
[Ah, Ezuki-san. You called me right away. Thank you very much. I was treated to a lot of food the other day, that Chinese food! It was very delicious, wasn't it?]
When Serai-san realized that it was me on the other end of the line, she began to talk in her usual lively tone. After that, I received a picture of the four of us having dinner together, with a thank-you message. I had a very enjoyable time, one of the few times I've ever had one.
[I'm not sure what's the matter with you. So, you sent me your phone number, so I called you. I don't know you that well, but are you okay with me giving your phone number to a guy you don't even know?]
"Oh, that's fine. This number is a low-cost receiving phone that I can cancel at any time. You're so kind to worry about such things, Ezuki-san."
Oh, I didn't realize that. No wonder Serai-san gave me the number so readily. But today's girls are very solid. I was so nervous that I wondered if Serai-san had a pulse just by giving me her phone number.
But I'm glad I could confirm what I was wondering about. Otherwise, I would have had to talk about the future with a stupid misunderstood guy who thought that Serai-san might have a pulse.
"No, no, sois it about Katsuhina-san who sent me her number?"
[Oh yeah! I was so surprised too! I'm not sure what to expect. I've never talked to her about men, even when we've talked about love.]
Surely. When people are scared, their instinct for preserving the species moved to work and leaves offspring. That is the suspension bridge effect. And dangerous dungeons are like suspension bridges.
Furthermore, if there is someone of the opposite sex who can be relied on in a state of a strong shock, I can understand the movement of the feeling of instinctively trying to depend on it.
Hmmm. I couldn't find any counterargument, and I couldn't say anything back.
"Nah, I see. I see. I'm sorry for frightening you"
[No, that's because it was my fault for forcibly inviting Ruu! Ruu only followed me because she didn't want to be left out, but it was me who forced her.]
"But now I understand. I understand why you said that and why Seki-san put a stop to it. Then what should I do? If I talk to Katsuhina-san the next time I see her. I'll tell you. Is it alright?"
[I don't want Mr. Ezuki to go that far, so I'll talk about it with Ruu. I'm sorry if I said something strange.]
Serai-san has changed her tone a little. She speaks in a serious tone. It's a tone close to the customer service mode I see at a store.
"Well, if that's the case, I'll leave it to you. Then, should we end this conversation here and continue instructing this weekend?"
[Yes, please do. Ru and Shizu seem to be looking forward to it, so.]
"I see. Then next Sunday is also a dungeon instruction with Mushimushi-sensei. Make sure you train your body so it's not too much."
[Yes, well then (pts.)]
I looked around for a few seconds after the call finished, then let out a very long sigh.
". haaaaah ."
Serai-san has no pulse. The misunderstanding is due to Katsuhina-san's suspension bridge effect. I've experienced double and triple broken hearts within 10 to 20 minutes.
"Huh There's no way an otaku with a communication problem like me could deal with cute and beautiful female college students. Ah~ah, shit. I should go to sleep today."
In this way, I received a shock similar to a broken heart, and I spent about three days lazily.
However, tomorrow is the day of dungeon instruction for training female college students, so it was a Saturday afternoon when I was moving my body a little. I received a message from Serai-san again.
[Ruu is taking a day off from college. I'm going to visit her tomorrow, so could you accompany me, Ezuki-san?]
"Whut?"
(Why is Serai-san inviting me to visit Katsuhina? What about tomorrow's dungeon training?)
The situation was taking an unexpected turn.
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Chapter 33:
Love Consultations
Serai-san sent me her phone number.
What a surprise. I'm a comm-phobic geek, and this is the first time I've ever received a phone number from a girl. I felt like I had suddenly won the first prize in a lottery. I was flabbergasted and distraught.
"Wait! No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Phew~! Huh~! Huh~! Huh! Calm down, calm down, me! That must be a trap by Kongming!"Follow current novels on novelb((in).(com)
I'm sure that such a tasty offer wouldn't come my way. I'm sure that as soon as I make a phone call, I'll get connected to some strange old man I don't know, or Serai-san and the other three college girls will be laughing at me on the other end of the line, saying, "Sorry~~ it was a surprise!"
They don't mind making fun of older people, don't they?
That's right. I'm sure they do. Thinking that way, I felt much calmer. Then I can do it. I can at least make a phone call to the number the girl gave me! Okay.
[Pipopapipupepo(pull, pull, pull, pull)"]
Pounding.
[(Pull) Yes, it's Serai.]
(Ah, it connected!)
Thank goodness. I could avoid the route leading to a strange old man when I make a phone call.
"Hello, this is Ezuki."
[Ah, Ezuki-san. You called me right away. Thank you very much. I was treated to a lot of food the other day, that Chinese food! It was very delicious, wasn't it?]
When Serai-san realized that it was me on the other end of the line, she began to talk in her usual lively tone. After that, I received a picture of the four of us having dinner together, with a thank-you message. I had a very enjoyable time, one of the few times I've ever had one.
[I'm not sure what's the matter with you. So, you sent me your phone number, so I called you. I don't know you that well, but are you okay with me giving your phone number to a guy you don't even know?]
"Oh, that's fine. This number is a low-cost receiving phone that I can cancel at any time. You're so kind to worry about such things, Ezuki-san."
Oh, I didn't realize that. No wonder Serai-san gave me the number so readily. But today's girls are very solid. I was so nervous that I wondered if Serai-san had a pulse just by giving me her phone number.
But I'm glad I could confirm what I was wondering about. Otherwise, I would have had to talk about the future with a stupid misunderstood guy who thought that Serai-san might have a pulse.
"No, no, sois it about Katsuhina-san who sent me her number?"
[Oh yeah! I was so surprised too! I'm not sure what to expect. I've never talked to her about men, even when we've talked about love.]
Surely. When people are scared, their instinct for preserving the species moved to work and leaves offspring. That is the suspension bridge effect. And dangerous dungeons are like suspension bridges.
Furthermore, if there is someone of the opposite sex who can be relied on in a state of a strong shock, I can understand the movement of the feeling of instinctively trying to depend on it.
Hmmm. I couldn't find any counterargument, and I couldn't say anything back.
"Nah, I see. I see. I'm sorry for frightening you"
[No, that's because it was my fault for forcibly inviting Ruu! Ruu only followed me because she didn't want to be left out, but it was me who forced her.]
"But now I understand. I understand why you said that and why Seki-san put a stop to it. Then what should I do? If I talk to Katsuhina-san the next time I see her. I'll tell you. Is it alright?"
[I don't want Mr. Ezuki to go that far, so I'll talk about it with Ruu. I'm sorry if I said something strange.]
Serai-san has changed her tone a little. She speaks in a serious tone. It's a tone close to the customer service mode I see at a store.
"Well, if that's the case, I'll leave it to you. Then, should we end this conversation here and continue instructing this weekend?"
[Yes, please do. Ru and Shizu seem to be looking forward to it, so.]
"I see. Then next Sunday is also a dungeon instruction with Mushimushi-sensei. Make sure you train your body so it's not too much."
[Yes, well then (pts.)]
I looked around for a few seconds after the call finished, then let out a very long sigh.
". haaaaah ."
Serai-san has no pulse. The misunderstanding is due to Katsuhina-san's suspension bridge effect. I've experienced double and triple broken hearts within 10 to 20 minutes.
"Huh There's no way an otaku with a communication problem like me could deal with cute and beautiful female college students. Ah~ah, shit. I should go to sleep today."
In this way, I received a shock similar to a broken heart, and I spent about three days lazily.
However, tomorrow is the day of dungeon instruction for training female college students, so it was a Saturday afternoon when I was moving my body a little. I received a message from Serai-san again.
[Ruu is taking a day off from college. I'm going to visit her tomorrow, so could you accompany me, Ezuki-san?]
"Whut?"
(Why is Serai-san inviting me to visit Katsuhina? What about tomorrow's dungeon training?)
The situation was taking an unexpected turn.
Chapter 33:Love ConsultationsSerai-san sent me her phone number.What a surprise. I'm a comm-phobic geek, and this is the first time I've ever received a phone number from a girl. I felt like I had suddenly won the first prize in a lottery. I was flabbergasted and distraught."Wait! No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Phew~! Huh~! Huh~! Huh! Calm down, calm down, me! That must be a trap by Kongming!"Follow current novels on novelbin.comI'm sure that such a tasty offer wouldn't come my way. I'm sure that as soon as I make a phone call, I'll get connected to some strange old man I don't know, or Serai-san and the other three college girls will be laughing at me on the other end of the line, saying, "Sorry~~ it was a surprise!"They don't mind making fun of older people, don't they?That's right. I'm sure they do. Thinking that way, I felt much calmer. Then I can do it. I can at least make a phone call to the number the girl gave me! Okay.Pipopapipupepopull, pull, pull, pull"Pounding.Pull Yes, it's Serai.Ah, it connected!Thank goodness. I could avoid the route leading to a strange old man when I make a phone call."Hello, this is Ezuki."Ah, Ezuki-san. You called me right away. Thank you very much. I was treated to a lot of food the other day, that Chinese food! It was very delicious, wasn't it?When Serai-san realized that it was me on the other end of the line, she began to talk in her usual lively tone. After that, I received a picture of the four of us having dinner together, with a thank-you message. I had a very enjoyable time, one of the few times I've ever had one.I'm not sure what's the matter with you. So, you sent me your phone number, so I called you. I don't know you that well, but are you okay with me giving your phone number to a guy you don't even know?"Oh, that's fine. This number is a low-cost receiving phone that I can cancel at any time. You're so kind to worry about such things, Ezuki-san."Oh, I didn't realize that. No wonder Serai-san gave me the number so readily. But today's girls are very solid. I was so nervous that I wondered if Serai-san had a pulse just by giving me her phone number.But I'm glad I could confirm what I was wondering about. Otherwise, I would have had to talk about the future with a stupid misunderstood guy who thought that Serai-san might have a pulse."No, no, sois it about Katsuhina-san who sent me her number?"Oh yeah! I was so surprised too! I'm not sure what to expect. I've never talked to her about men, even when we've talked about love.Surely. When people are scared, their instinct for preserving the species moved to work and leaves offspring. That is the suspension bridge effect. And dangerous dungeons are like suspension bridges.Furthermore, if there is someone of the opposite sex who can be relied on in a state of a strong shock, I can understand the movement of the feeling of instinctively trying to depend on it.Hmmm. I couldn't find any counterargument, and I couldn't say anything back."Nah, I see. I see. I'm sorry for frightening you"No, that's because it was my fault for forcibly inviting Ruu! Ruu only followed me because she didn't want to be left out, but it was me who forced her."But now I understand. I understand why you said that and why Seki-san put a stop to it. Then what should I do? If I talk to Katsuhina-san the next time I see her. I'll tell you. Is it alright?"I don't want Mr. Ezuki to go that far, so I'll talk about it with Ruu. I'm sorry if I said something strange.Serai-san has changed her tone a little. She speaks in a serious tone. It's a tone close to the customer service mode I see at a store."Well, if that's the case, I'll leave it to you. Then, should we end this conversation here and continue instructing this weekend?"Yes, please do. Ru and Shizu seem to be looking forward to it, so."I see. Then next Sunday is also a dungeon instruction with Mushimushi-sensei. Make sure you train your body so it's not too much."Yes, well then pts.I looked around for a few seconds after the call finished, then let out a very long sigh.". haaaaah ."Serai-san has no pulse. The misunderstanding is due to Katsuhina-san's suspension bridge effect. I've experienced double and triple broken hearts within 10 to 20 minutes."Huh There's no way an otaku with a communication problem like me could deal with cute and beautiful female college students. Ah~ah, shit. I should go to sleep today."In this way, I received a shock similar to a broken heart, and I spent about three days lazily.However, tomorrow is the day of dungeon instruction for training female college students, so it was a Saturday afternoon when I was moving my body a little. I received a message from Serai-san again.Ruu is taking a day off from college. I'm going to visit her tomorrow, so could you accompany me, Ezuki-san?"Whut?"Why is Serai-san inviting me to visit Katsuhina? What about tomorrow's dungeon training?The situation was taking an unexpected turn.
