Chapter 590
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Chapter 590
It comes as no great surprise to learn my ideas dont always translate into workable solutions, but considering I intend to uproot one and a half million families and settle them along a thousand kilometre border, I cant really afford to use my tried and true tactic of make it up as I go.
A good thing Ive been set up for success. My greatest advantage as a civil servant is my past lifes memories. Scattered and inexact though they may be, they offer me a working model of an effective society to not only emulate, but improve upon, since Im pretty much working with a clean slate. Money also helps, but ten-million gold does not go as far as I would like considering it only works out to six gold and six silvers per family. Things wouldve been fine if I went with my initial plan of pricing the land at double what I paid for, but the Legate insisted on charging six times the initial price in order to take a bigger cut, which means theres less money in the budget for things like food, clothes, tools, building materials, and more.
Luckily, as the influential Minister of Finance, I can call on my allies to supply me with big brain planners to help work out all those finicky details standing in the way of success. Alongside the hundred Royal Guardians he dispatched to guard my money, the Legate also provided me with an army of pencil pushers to help out with paperwork. It turns out the Eastern Province is truly a haven for the noble elites, where Imperial Peers are as common as clouds and even the lowliest non-Supreme Family Scions have a cadre of trained slaves to handle the day to day drudgery, leaving these pampered nobles free to pursue education and the Martial Path. Aside from being amateur Warriors, many of my new clerks are also ninth generation nobility, so unless they render enough merits to warrant a new title, then their family lines will end with them, because the tenth generation is obligated to enter Imperial Service.
Luo-Luo touched on this the first day I met her, but I never really gave it too much thought. Its horrifying, is what it is, an entire generation given into slavery, whether it be as an Imperial Servant, a Death Corps Guard, or just a plain old slave indoctrinated from birth to believe themselves inferior to proper Imperial Nobles, despite the fact that they themselves would be Nobles if not for a minor quirk of fate. All my Death Corps guards have ancestors who were Imperial Nobles, some as recent as their parents, and others as far back as a hundred generations or more. Once you fall from grace, there is no climbing back up, not even for someone as exceptional as Luo-Luo. Her noble parents gave her over to Imperial Service, and the best she can hope for is for her children to become Nobles, ones who would be laughed at for having an Imperial Servant for a mother.
This monstrous and insightful glimpse into life in the Eastern Province notwithstanding, its actually somewhat refreshing to meet Imperial Scions who are lower-ranked than I am, though the rules for hierarchy are fairly fast and loose, from what I can discern. Supreme Families aside, there are no set tiers or levels to adhere to, but more of an unspoken pecking order which is based on who you know. Being Minister of Finance isnt worth shit to these haughty Imperial Scions, but being the Legates golden boy puts me in the upper stratosphere of individual rankings. Conversely, my pencil pushers are all on the bottom rung of the ladder and are treated as only one step up from slaves, which is disheartening to see since most are more competent than my de-facto supervisor and superior, Administrator Liang Yin Hang.
Take for example, Liu Xuande, a ninth generation Imperial Scion who quickly rose to become my right hand man, or at least one of my right hand people, if you include Luo-Luo, Rustram, Muyang, Junior, and my various other associates who I couldnt live without. A soft-spoken man with the most glorious beard Ive ever had the pleasure to be jealous of, Xuande is an intelligent scholar with a quick wit and an easy smile, and is also one of the few Imperial Scions who doesnt treat slaves and commoners like trash. Not exactly high praise, but Ive had to lower my standards significantly since entering the cutthroat world of politics and administration, and he seems like a decent enough sort. Whats more, Xuande is a Martial Expert who uses his Natal Palace to memorize vast swathes of data and can solve complex mathematical equations faster than I can read them out in full. With him at my side, I never have to sort through stacks of documents to find the information Im looking for, as Xuande and his three Expert assistants, Guan Yunchang, Zhang Yide, and Jian Xianhe, have everything memorized and can not only recite the information I need, but also locate the relevant documents in record time.
Meanwhile, Administrator Liang Yin Hang has trouble processing things one sentence at a time, but he enjoys a high status because of his surname and close relation to the Grand Marshal and Legate both. Its bullshit, but such is life.
The best part is I dont have to pay any of them. In fact, Xuande and the others straight up refused my offer of salary, as they are all here working for exposure, meaning the Legate promised them they could ride my coattails to success and obtain Imperial Titles of their own. Hungry for success, it only took them one full day to go through my notes and come up with a plan of action, and they set to writing up lists, contracts, and standardized forms for me to stamp and hand over to the Marshals. Fun fact, it turns out that marking something with an Imperial Seal makes it illegal to tamper or alter the document without express permission. This means the Guardian Turtle stamp I had made for shits and giggles, and the Legate made official for what I believe are the same reasons, is exceptionally useful for making these standardized forms official. Adding required information to official documents is perfectly fine, but changing the terms of the contract to take advantage of an illiterate populace is punishable by death, which is pretty helpful when doing this much paperwork.
My new printing press also came into vital play, and Xuande became fast friends with the inventor, an outer-provincial Clerk by the name of Bi Sheng. That was the first clue I had that Xuande was a good man, because most of the other Imperial Scions wont give the time of day to someone from the outer provinces, but the magnanimous Xuande cares little for background or status. That said, Ive been undervaluing Bi Sheng because I thought his printing press was kinda trash, since it didnt really fit my vision of what a printing press should be. Its just a whole shit-tonne of clay character stamps which are painstakingly arranged by hand to create one giant, full page stamp, but its good enough for my purposes, so I guess itll hafta do.
I dont know what I expected from a printing press, but I always thought heat would be involved somehow, because of the phrase hot off the presses. Also, it would be really nice if I didnt have to manually stamp everything, as it is both boring and painful going through the same motions hour after hour after hour. That was my job for several days, just stamping stacks upon stacks of documents, and were it not for Taduks Healing, I might well have developed a repetitive stress injury from those boring, nightmarish days.
This is my life now. Office drudgery by day, and studying a megalomaniacs research diary by night. Fun, fun, fun.
Aside from my highly-educated and unpaid Imperial interns, Im also fortunate enough to have my beloved wife to help me in my endeavours. Rather than run off to the bamboo grove every day, my lovely Mila actually took an interest in my work for once, and spent two or three days a week keeping me company at the office, as well as several hours after dinner poring over documents to make sure I hadnt done anything too stupid. Proving once again she isnt all brawn and no brain, she turned out to be exceedingly well-versed in logistics, which shouldnt have come as a surprise considering she grew up watching her mother run the Sentinels and her father operate a successful blacksmithing enterprise. While numbers and documents arent Milas thing, she has an intuitive grasp of how to coordinate between multiple organizations and shipping routes so things arrive not only in a timely manner, but in an order that makes sense.
Its all black magic to me, but Mila just makes it work, and she even helps me understand Cao Cuos instructions which are just gobbledygook to me. Theres nothing this woman cant do, and I am in complete awe of her capabilities. Good thing she has terrible judgment though, because otherwise she would never have married me.
Hehe. My wife. I have a wife. Seems crazy, but amazing.
Another advantage I have is an eclectic group of friends and subordinates to draw on for their wealth of life experiences. Typically, I turn to Rustram for matters like this, but having been born and raised inside a city, he wasnt of much use figuring out what farmers on the frontier would need. Instead, I found help elsewhere, in the most surprising of individuals. Few people care to navigate through the uncharted wilds of the North, but as a smuggler, Siyar travelled through areas untouched by humanity before his arrival. He knows more about bush-craft than most people learn in a lifetime and knows exactly what not to do when arranging homes and villages. As such, he was able to pick up on problems even the Marshals planners failed to spot, so I made him my chief urban planner and had him poring over maps day in and day out.
Lang Yi was another valuable resource, as he made a living as a fisherman in the bandit-infested wilds of Sanshu and knows a thing or two about survival. One day, on a rare trip to the training grounds to watch Mila and my friends spar, I got to complaining about having to decide between buying wood, stone, or leather for proper housing. Cutting short his training session with Argat, Lang Yi brought me aside and said, Boss, they are commoners, not children. There is no need to concern yourself with so much.
Having scared the living daylights out of my audience, I extend my wholly inadequate olive branch. I will not lie to you; there is danger living here on the border, but were it not so, then you all would not have this opportunity to own land. Whats more, I do not intend to leave you undefended. Today, this square sits empty, and I have already promised to build a Mayoral office, but in the future, this square also is where certain tradesmen will ply their trade, surrounded by towering walls which I will build. Whats more, every tenth District will be four times larger than a standard district and be built up into a veritable fort, one which will house a complement of Imperial soldiers as well as more disruptive trades such as smiths, tanneries, and the like. This was a big part of those extra expenses, but I think my new building material will really cut down on the costs.
This is the Legates fault, for going on about using villagers as distractions for the Enemy. If the Defiled break through the Wall or Citadel, the bell-towers should offer the commoners living here plenty of warning. Not enough to run away, even if all the Defiled are on foot, but if they hole up behind locked fortifications with crossbows to defend themselves, then between that and the hour-long travel-time between the Wall and the closest district, there might be enough time for Army reinforcements to arrive and save everyone from certain death.
Which brings me to my next point. I assume you have all heard my story. I was once a Martial Warrior, but my Core was shattered, and now I am no stronger than any of you. However, this does not mean I am helpless before the Defiled, nor are any of you. Accepting a crossbow from Kuang Biao, I hold it up for my audience to see. Defiled Warriors are stronger and tougher than you or I, but they breathe, and they bleed, which means they can be killed. They might shrug off one bolt, or two, perhaps even as many as a dozen, but I stand here before you and see hundreds of able bodied men and women who are just as capable as I, and even the most powerful Defiled will die when peppered with hundreds of bolts. It is so gratifying to see the crowd straighten up, their eyes burning with courage and hope, and I pray that I am not mistaken. To this end, I will dispatch soldiers to train you in the use of these crossbows, and those who are deemed capable will be gifted one at the end of training.
Finally, the crowd cheers and I am left smiling as my people sort them into groups and bring them out to inspect their new lands. I was planning to pay for this with my personal funds, but the Legate was kind enough to allow me to use War Bond monies to pay for it, as well as a yet unannounced stipend to Martial Warriors who care to hold classes to teach commoners the Forms. Of course, this means he gets a cut of the profits, which are considerable since he also insisted we charge much higher than necessary. I suppose he needs the coin for a new Runic Codpiece, as his current one isnt phallic enough or something, but regardless of his reasons, I find it hard to complain. Not impossible, because I can always complain, but I can put the extra coin to good use outfitting all my wives with Runic armour.
Even Lin-Lin, because why not? Can animals use Runic Armour? Maybe I could get Mama Bun a Runic Helmet with proper spikes she can bash with instead of her nubby little horns...
With my speech done, theres nothing left for me to do out here in the sticks, so I head back to the Citadel to celebrate a job well done with Marshal Yo. I came here mostly alone, since Luo-Luo is busy overseeing things for the next group of settlers, and Mila and Lin-Lin thought it sounded boring, so for the first time in forever, I have no beloved to keep me company, only my Death Corps guards and Song, who had no choice but to come along, as well as Aurie, Mama Bun, and the bears who I stole away from Lin-Lin.
Honestly, even though I hated having so many guards around me all the time, it was kinda nice when my family followed me around wherever I went, so I suppose Im feeling a little lonely. Two weeks married and already Im on a business trip, but such is life, I suppose.
For the next few days, I impose upon Marshal Yos hospitality and check in on the various districts during my free time, and I marvel at the ingenuity and hardiness of the common people. When I heard sod house, I pictured a dirt hovel you could barely even stand in, but after plowing their fields (mostly by hand) and sowing their crops, the families finally start putting together their homes, and it is a sight to behold. Theyre called sod houses because its not just dirt, but actually sheets of grass which have been pulled up in whole strips like carpet. Although the grass itself has already been harvested, the sheets of dirt are held together by the grass roots, and with careful preparation and a generous application of silt, mud, and clay, form surprisingly stable bricks with which they use to build their homes. Most sod houses are built low to the ground, but they go deep underground which provides plenty of cooling in the summer and insulation in the winter. To figuratively and literally top it all off, the farmers cover their sod houses in a layer of dirt and grass which blends the architecture into the surroundings so well its possible to walk past the house without ever seeing it.
Its possible that while travelling through Central, I passed by entire villages without seeing them, because they were so well hidden in the vast tracts of flat land. Some of these families could probably hide in their homes in the event of a Defiled attack, and would stand a decent chance of being overlooked.
After a handful of days, the transformation is startling to behold. Rope fences and stone markers shoot up all across the Central plains, stretching from one end of the horizon out to the other while I stand atop the Eastern gates. Furrows in the grass have been worn away by foot traffic, and the bustling blocks and districts are filled with hope and optimism as these brave people embark on their new lives. Whats more, twenty-thousand down payments have been made and the Legate collected his coin, no doubt off to pay his bribes to whoever he promised them to, though he didnt say and I didnt ask. As such, I grow wealthier with each passing day, but the coin is also spent as my people in the Spring and Autumn Consortium buy up the rights to future harvests and lock in a price with these newly settled farmers. A bit of coin today for the right to buy their crops six weeks from now is a pretty good deal in their eyes, and that coin goes right back into my pocket as they buy cloth, tools, livestock, materials, medicines and more from Consortium merchants peddling my wares. In a few days, well start the cycle all over again with forty thousand more Central families, and a week from now, Yuzhen and Marshal Quyen will have delivered their first thirty-thousand settlers, and I will be down in the South welcoming them.
Then, a few days after that, itll be my wedding with Yan, which will be awesome. Harem for reals, instead of what feels uncomfortably a lot like cheating on Mila...
No, thats silly. Mila knows and approves. Stop guilting yourself and focus on your job. Maybe I should hire some locals to teach the foreigners how to build sod houses. Maybe I should even have one built for Taduk, because he loves his underground homes, though I have no idea why. It might have something to do with being half-Cloud Chaser Hare, though Ill be honest, I have no idea why a sky-jumping hare would live underground.
Giving up on staying focused for the next little bit, I stand upon the Citadel gates and stare out at my work, filled with a strange sense of belonging, one Ive never experienced since coming to this world. The village accepted me, but not for me, because if it wasnt for my amber eyes, Baatar probably would have sent me back to the mines. I dont blame him, because why should he stick his neck out and risk his life for an unaffiliated slave? But this? Out there, on the Central Plains, sits a community I helped plan and put together, filled with people I brought here and helped. Theyre here because of me, have land and a livelihood to depend on because of me, and I gotta say, its a pretty great feeling.
I, Falling Rain, am finally making a difference in this world, and it feels great.
...Of course, now that Ive affirmed this, the universe must destroy me. Thats the pattern so far, but maybe this time, thingsll be different.
Well, probably not, but a man can hope...
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Chapter 590
It comes as no great surprise to learn my ideas dont always translate into workable solutions, but considering I intend to uproot one and a half million families and settle them along a thousand kilometre border, I cant really afford to use my tried and true tactic of make it up as I go.
A good thing Ive been set up for success. My greatest advantage as a civil servant is my past lifes memories. Scattered and inexact though they may be, they offer me a working model of an effective society to not only emulate, but improve upon, since Im pretty much working with a clean slate. Money also helps, but ten-million gold does not go as far as I would like considering it only works out to six gold and six silvers per family. Things wouldve been fine if I went with my initial plan of pricing the land at double what I paid for, but the Legate insisted on charging six times the initial price in order to take a bigger cut, which means theres less money in the budget for things like food, clothes, tools, building materials, and more.
Luckily, as the influential Minister of Finance, I can call on my allies to supply me with big brain planners to help work out all those finicky details standing in the way of success. Alongside the hundred Royal Guardians he dispatched to guard my money, the Legate also provided me with an army of pencil pushers to help out with paperwork. It turns out the Eastern Province is truly a haven for the noble elites, where Imperial Peers are as common as clouds and even the lowliest non-Supreme Family Scions have a cadre of trained slaves to handle the day to day drudgery, leaving these pampered nobles free to pursue education and the Martial Path. Aside from being amateur Warriors, many of my new clerks are also ninth generation nobility, so unless they render enough merits to warrant a new title, then their family lines will end with them, because the tenth generation is obligated to enter Imperial Service.
Luo-Luo touched on this the first day I met her, but I never really gave it too much thought. Its horrifying, is what it is, an entire generation given into slavery, whether it be as an Imperial Servant, a Death Corps Guard, or just a plain old slave indoctrinated from birth to believe themselves inferior to proper Imperial Nobles, despite the fact that they themselves would be Nobles if not for a minor quirk of fate. All my Death Corps guards have ancestors who were Imperial Nobles, some as recent as their parents, and others as far back as a hundred generations or more. Once you fall from grace, there is no climbing back up, not even for someone as exceptional as Luo-Luo. Her noble parents gave her over to Imperial Service, and the best she can hope for is for her children to become Nobles, ones who would be laughed at for having an Imperial Servant for a mother.
This monstrous and insightful glimpse into life in the Eastern Province notwithstanding, its actually somewhat refreshing to meet Imperial Scions who are lower-ranked than I am, though the rules for hierarchy are fairly fast and loose, from what I can discern. Supreme Families aside, there are no set tiers or levels to adhere to, but more of an unspoken pecking order which is based on who you know. Being Minister of Finance isnt worth shit to these haughty Imperial Scions, but being the Legates golden boy puts me in the upper stratosphere of individual rankings. Conversely, my pencil pushers are all on the bottom rung of the ladder and are treated as only one step up from slaves, which is disheartening to see since most are more competent than my de-facto supervisor and superior, Administrator Liang Yin Hang.
Take for example, Liu Xuande, a ninth generation Imperial Scion who quickly rose to become my right hand man, or at least one of my right hand people, if you include Luo-Luo, Rustram, Muyang, Junior, and my various other associates who I couldnt live without. A soft-spoken man with the most glorious beard Ive ever had the pleasure to be jealous of, Xuande is an intelligent scholar with a quick wit and an easy smile, and is also one of the few Imperial Scions who doesnt treat slaves and commoners like trash. Not exactly high praise, but Ive had to lower my standards significantly since entering the cutthroat world of politics and administration, and he seems like a decent enough sort. Whats more, Xuande is a Martial Expert who uses his Natal Palace to memorize vast swathes of data and can solve complex mathematical equations faster than I can read them out in full. With him at my side, I never have to sort through stacks of documents to find the information Im looking for, as Xuande and his three Expert assistants, Guan Yunchang, Zhang Yide, and Jian Xianhe, have everything memorized and can not only recite the information I need, but also locate the relevant documents in record time.
Meanwhile, Administrator Liang Yin Hang has trouble processing things one sentence at a time, but he enjoys a high status because of his surname and close relation to the Grand Marshal and Legate both. Its bullshit, but such is life.
The best part is I dont have to pay any of them. In fact, Xuande and the others straight up refused my offer of salary, as they are all here working for exposure, meaning the Legate promised them they could ride my coattails to success and obtain Imperial Titles of their own. Hungry for success, it only took them one full day to go through my notes and come up with a plan of action, and they set to writing up lists, contracts, and standardized forms for me to stamp and hand over to the Marshals. Fun fact, it turns out that marking something with an Imperial Seal makes it illegal to tamper or alter the document without express permission. This means the Guardian Turtle stamp I had made for shits and giggles, and the Legate made official for what I believe are the same reasons, is exceptionally useful for making these standardized forms official. Adding required information to official documents is perfectly fine, but changing the terms of the contract to take advantage of an illiterate populace is punishable by death, which is pretty helpful when doing this much paperwork.
My new printing press also came into vital play, and Xuande became fast friends with the inventor, an outer-provincial Clerk by the name of Bi Sheng. That was the first clue I had that Xuande was a good man, because most of the other Imperial Scions wont give the time of day to someone from the outer provinces, but the magnanimous Xuande cares little for background or status. That said, Ive been undervaluing Bi Sheng because I thought his printing press was kinda trash, since it didnt really fit my vision of what a printing press should be. Its just a whole shit-tonne of clay character stamps which are painstakingly arranged by hand to create one giant, full page stamp, but its good enough for my purposes, so I guess itll hafta do.
I dont know what I expected from a printing press, but I always thought heat would be involved somehow, because of the phrase hot off the presses. Also, it would be really nice if I didnt have to manually stamp everything, as it is both boring and painful going through the same motions hour after hour after hour. That was my job for several days, just stamping stacks upon stacks of documents, and were it not for Taduks Healing, I might well have developed a repetitive stress injury from those boring, nightmarish days.
This is my life now. Office drudgery by day, and studying a megalomaniacs research diary by night. Fun, fun, fun.
Aside from my highly-educated and unpaid Imperial interns, Im also fortunate enough to have my beloved wife to help me in my endeavours. Rather than run off to the bamboo grove every day, my lovely Mila actually took an interest in my work for once, and spent two or three days a week keeping me company at the office, as well as several hours after dinner poring over documents to make sure I hadnt done anything too stupid. Proving once again she isnt all brawn and no brain, she turned out to be exceedingly well-versed in logistics, which shouldnt have come as a surprise considering she grew up watching her mother run the Sentinels and her father operate a successful blacksmithing enterprise. While numbers and documents arent Milas thing, she has an intuitive grasp of how to coordinate between multiple organizations and shipping routes so things arrive not only in a timely manner, but in an order that makes sense.
Its all black magic to me, but Mila just makes it work, and she even helps me understand Cao Cuos instructions which are just gobbledygook to me. Theres nothing this woman cant do, and I am in complete awe of her capabilities. Good thing she has terrible judgment though, because otherwise she would never have married me.
Hehe. My wife. I have a wife. Seems crazy, but amazing.
Another advantage I have is an eclectic group of friends and subordinates to draw on for their wealth of life experiences. Typically, I turn to Rustram for matters like this, but having been born and raised inside a city, he wasnt of much use figuring out what farmers on the frontier would need. Instead, I found help elsewhere, in the most surprising of individuals. Few people care to navigate through the uncharted wilds of the North, but as a smuggler, Siyar travelled through areas untouched by humanity before his arrival. He knows more about bush-craft than most people learn in a lifetime and knows exactly what not to do when arranging homes and villages. As such, he was able to pick up on problems even the Marshals planners failed to spot, so I made him my chief urban planner and had him poring over maps day in and day out.
Lang Yi was another valuable resource, as he made a living as a fisherman in the bandit-infested wilds of Sanshu and knows a thing or two about survival. One day, on a rare trip to the training grounds to watch Mila and my friends spar, I got to complaining about having to decide between buying wood, stone, or leather for proper housing. Cutting short his training session with Argat, Lang Yi brought me aside and said, Boss, they are commoners, not children. There is no need to concern yourself with so much.
Having scared the living daylights out of my audience, I extend my wholly inadequate olive branch. I will not lie to you; there is danger living here on the border, but were it not so, then you all would not have this opportunity to own land. Whats more, I do not intend to leave you undefended. Today, this square sits empty, and I have already promised to build a Mayoral office, but in the future, this square also is where certain tradesmen will ply their trade, surrounded by towering walls which I will build. Whats more, every tenth District will be four times larger than a standard district and be built up into a veritable fort, one which will house a complement of Imperial soldiers as well as more disruptive trades such as smiths, tanneries, and the like. This was a big part of those extra expenses, but I think my new building material will really cut down on the costs.
This is the Legates fault, for going on about using villagers as distractions for the Enemy. If the Defiled break through the Wall or Citadel, the bell-towers should offer the commoners living here plenty of warning. Not enough to run away, even if all the Defiled are on foot, but if they hole up behind locked fortifications with crossbows to defend themselves, then between that and the hour-long travel-time between the Wall and the closest district, there might be enough time for Army reinforcements to arrive and save everyone from certain death.
Which brings me to my next point. I assume you have all heard my story. I was once a Martial Warrior, but my Core was shattered, and now I am no stronger than any of you. However, this does not mean I am helpless before the Defiled, nor are any of you. Accepting a crossbow from Kuang Biao, I hold it up for my audience to see. Defiled Warriors are stronger and tougher than you or I, but they breathe, and they bleed, which means they can be killed. They might shrug off one bolt, or two, perhaps even as many as a dozen, but I stand here before you and see hundreds of able bodied men and women who are just as capable as I, and even the most powerful Defiled will die when peppered with hundreds of bolts. It is so gratifying to see the crowd straighten up, their eyes burning with courage and hope, and I pray that I am not mistaken. To this end, I will dispatch soldiers to train you in the use of these crossbows, and those who are deemed capable will be gifted one at the end of training.
Finally, the crowd cheers and I am left smiling as my people sort them into groups and bring them out to inspect their new lands. I was planning to pay for this with my personal funds, but the Legate was kind enough to allow me to use War Bond monies to pay for it, as well as a yet unannounced stipend to Martial Warriors who care to hold classes to teach commoners the Forms. Of course, this means he gets a cut of the profits, which are considerable since he also insisted we charge much higher than necessary. I suppose he needs the coin for a new Runic Codpiece, as his current one isnt phallic enough or something, but regardless of his reasons, I find it hard to complain. Not impossible, because I can always complain, but I can put the extra coin to good use outfitting all my wives with Runic armour.
Even Lin-Lin, because why not? Can animals use Runic Armour? Maybe I could get Mama Bun a Runic Helmet with proper spikes she can bash with instead of her nubby little horns...
With my speech done, theres nothing left for me to do out here in the sticks, so I head back to the Citadel to celebrate a job well done with Marshal Yo. I came here mostly alone, since Luo-Luo is busy overseeing things for the next group of settlers, and Mila and Lin-Lin thought it sounded boring, so for the first time in forever, I have no beloved to keep me company, only my Death Corps guards and Song, who had no choice but to come along, as well as Aurie, Mama Bun, and the bears who I stole away from Lin-Lin.
Honestly, even though I hated having so many guards around me all the time, it was kinda nice when my family followed me around wherever I went, so I suppose Im feeling a little lonely. Two weeks married and already Im on a business trip, but such is life, I suppose.
For the next few days, I impose upon Marshal Yos hospitality and check in on the various districts during my free time, and I marvel at the ingenuity and hardiness of the common people. When I heard sod house, I pictured a dirt hovel you could barely even stand in, but after plowing their fields (mostly by hand) and sowing their crops, the families finally start putting together their homes, and it is a sight to behold. Theyre called sod houses because its not just dirt, but actually sheets of grass which have been pulled up in whole strips like carpet. Although the grass itself has already been harvested, the sheets of dirt are held together by the grass roots, and with careful preparation and a generous application of silt, mud, and clay, form surprisingly stable bricks with which they use to build their homes. Most sod houses are built low to the ground, but they go deep underground which provides plenty of cooling in the summer and insulation in the winter. To figuratively and literally top it all off, the farmers cover their sod houses in a layer of dirt and grass which blends the architecture into the surroundings so well its possible to walk past the house without ever seeing it.
Its possible that while travelling through Central, I passed by entire villages without seeing them, because they were so well hidden in the vast tracts of flat land. Some of these families could probably hide in their homes in the event of a Defiled attack, and would stand a decent chance of being overlooked.
After a handful of days, the transformation is startling to behold. Rope fences and stone markers shoot up all across the Central plains, stretching from one end of the horizon out to the other while I stand atop the Eastern gates. Furrows in the grass have been worn away by foot traffic, and the bustling blocks and districts are filled with hope and optimism as these brave people embark on their new lives. Whats more, twenty-thousand down payments have been made and the Legate collected his coin, no doubt off to pay his bribes to whoever he promised them to, though he didnt say and I didnt ask. As such, I grow wealthier with each passing day, but the coin is also spent as my people in the Spring and Autumn Consortium buy up the rights to future harvests and lock in a price with these newly settled farmers. A bit of coin today for the right to buy their crops six weeks from now is a pretty good deal in their eyes, and that coin goes right back into my pocket as they buy cloth, tools, livestock, materials, medicines and more from Consortium merchants peddling my wares. In a few days, well start the cycle all over again with forty thousand more Central families, and a week from now, Yuzhen and Marshal Quyen will have delivered their first thirty-thousand settlers, and I will be down in the South welcoming them.
Then, a few days after that, itll be my wedding with Yan, which will be awesome. Harem for reals, instead of what feels uncomfortably a lot like cheating on Mila...
No, thats silly. Mila knows and approves. Stop guilting yourself and focus on your job. Maybe I should hire some locals to teach the foreigners how to build sod houses. Maybe I should even have one built for Taduk, because he loves his underground homes, though I have no idea why. It might have something to do with being half-Cloud Chaser Hare, though Ill be honest, I have no idea why a sky-jumping hare would live underground.
Giving up on staying focused for the next little bit, I stand upon the Citadel gates and stare out at my work, filled with a strange sense of belonging, one Ive never experienced since coming to this world. The village accepted me, but not for me, because if it wasnt for my amber eyes, Baatar probably would have sent me back to the mines. I dont blame him, because why should he stick his neck out and risk his life for an unaffiliated slave? But this? Out there, on the Central Plains, sits a community I helped plan and put together, filled with people I brought here and helped. Theyre here because of me, have land and a livelihood to depend on because of me, and I gotta say, its a pretty great feeling.
I, Falling Rain, am finally making a difference in this world, and it feels great.
...Of course, now that Ive affirmed this, the universe must destroy me. Thats the pattern so far, but maybe this time, thingsll be different.
Well, probably not, but a man can hope...
Chapter Meme
Chapter 590It comes as no great surprise to learn my ideas dont always translate into workable solutions, but considering I intend to uproot one and a half million families and settle them along a thousand kilometre border, I cant really afford to use my tried and true tactic of make it up as I go.A good thing Ive been set up for success. My greatest advantage as a civil servant is my past lifes memories. Scattered and inexact though they may be, they offer me a working model of an effective society to not only emulate, but improve upon, since Im pretty much working with a clean slate. Money also helps, but ten-million gold does not go as far as I would like considering it only works out to six gold and six silvers per family. Things wouldve been fine if I went with my initial plan of pricing the land at double what I paid for, but the Legate insisted on charging six times the initial price in order to take a bigger cut, which means theres less money in the budget for things like food, clothes, tools, building materials, and more.Luckily, as the influential Minister of Finance, I can call on my allies to supply me with big brain planners to help work out all those finicky details standing in the way of success. Alongside the hundred Royal Guardians he dispatched to guard my money, the Legate also provided me with an army of pencil pushers to help out with paperwork. It turns out the Eastern Province is truly a haven for the noble elites, where Imperial Peers are as common as clouds and even the lowliest non-Supreme Family Scions have a cadre of trained slaves to handle the day to day drudgery, leaving these pampered nobles free to pursue education and the Martial Path. Aside from being amateur Warriors, many of my new clerks are also ninth generation nobility, so unless they render enough merits to warrant a new title, then their family lines will end with them, because the tenth generation is obligated to enter Imperial Service.Luo-Luo touched on this the first day I met her, but I never really gave it too much thought. Its horrifying, is what it is, an entire generation given into slavery, whether it be as an Imperial Servant, a Death Corps Guard, or just a plain old slave indoctrinated from birth to believe themselves inferior to proper Imperial Nobles, despite the fact that they themselves would be Nobles if not for a minor quirk of fate. All my Death Corps guards have ancestors who were Imperial Nobles, some as recent as their parents, and others as far back as a hundred generations or more. Once you fall from grace, there is no climbing back up, not even for someone as exceptional as Luo-Luo. Her noble parents gave her over to Imperial Service, and the best she can hope for is for her children to become Nobles, ones who would be laughed at for having an Imperial Servant for a mother.This monstrous and insightful glimpse into life in the Eastern Province notwithstanding, its actually somewhat refreshing to meet Imperial Scions who are lower-ranked than I am, though the rules for hierarchy are fairly fast and loose, from what I can discern. Supreme Families aside, there are no set tiers or levels to adhere to, but more of an unspoken pecking order which is based on who you know. Being Minister of Finance isnt worth shit to these haughty Imperial Scions, but being the Legates golden boy puts me in the upper stratosphere of individual rankings. Conversely, my pencil pushers are all on the bottom rung of the ladder and are treated as only one step up from slaves, which is disheartening to see since most are more competent than my de-facto supervisor and superior, Administrator Liang Yin Hang.Take for example, Liu Xuande, a ninth generation Imperial Scion who quickly rose to become my right hand man, or at least one of my right hand people, if you include Luo-Luo, Rustram, Muyang, Junior, and my various other associates who I couldnt live without. A soft-spoken man with the most glorious beard Ive ever had the pleasure to be jealous of, Xuande is an intelligent scholar with a quick wit and an easy smile, and is also one of the few Imperial Scions who doesnt treat slaves and commoners like trash. Not exactly high praise, but Ive had to lower my standards significantly since entering the cutthroat world of politics and administration, and he seems like a decent enough sort. Whats more, Xuande is a Martial Expert who uses his Natal Palace to memorize vast swathes of data and can solve complex mathematical equations faster than I can read them out in full. With him at my side, I never have to sort through stacks of documents to find the information Im looking for, as Xuande and his three Expert assistants, Guan Yunchang, Zhang Yide, and Jian Xianhe, have everything memorized and can not only recite the information I need, but also locate the relevant documents in record time.Meanwhile, Administrator Liang Yin Hang has trouble processing things one sentence at a time, but he enjoys a high status because of his surname and close relation to the Grand Marshal and Legate both. Its bullshit, but such is life.The best part is I dont have to pay any of them. In fact, Xuande and the others straight up refused my offer of salary, as they are all here working for exposure, meaning the Legate promised them they could ride my coattails to success and obtain Imperial Titles of their own. Hungry for success, it only took them one full day to go through my notes and come up with a plan of action, and they set to writing up lists, contracts, and standardized forms for me to stamp and hand over to the Marshals. Fun fact, it turns out that marking something with an Imperial Seal makes it illegal to tamper or alter the document without express permission. This means the Guardian Turtle stamp I had made for shits and giggles, and the Legate made official for what I believe are the same reasons, is exceptionally useful for making these standardized forms official. Adding required information to official documents is perfectly fine, but changing the terms of the contract to take advantage of an illiterate populace is punishable by death, which is pretty helpful when doing this much paperwork.My new printing press also came into vital play, and Xuande became fast friends with the inventor, an outer-provincial Clerk by the name of Bi Sheng. That was the first clue I had that Xuande was a good man, because most of the other Imperial Scions wont give the time of day to someone from the outer provinces, but the magnanimous Xuande cares little for background or status. That said, Ive been undervaluing Bi Sheng because I thought his printing press was kinda trash, since it didnt really fit my vision of what a printing press should be. Its just a whole shit-tonne of clay character stamps which are painstakingly arranged by hand to create one giant, full page stamp, but its good enough for my purposes, so I guess itll hafta do.I dont know what I expected from a printing press, but I always thought heat would be involved somehow, because of the phrase hot off the presses. Also, it would be really nice if I didnt have to manually stamp everything, as it is both boring and painful going through the same motions hour after hour after hour. That was my job for several days, just stamping stacks upon stacks of documents, and were it not for Taduks Healing, I might well have developed a repetitive stress injury from those boring, nightmarish days.This is my life now. Office drudgery by day, and studying a megalomaniacs research diary by night. Fun, fun, fun.Aside from my highly-educated and unpaid Imperial interns, Im also fortunate enough to have my beloved wife to help me in my endeavours. Rather than run off to the bamboo grove every day, my lovely Mila actually took an interest in my work for once, and spent two or three days a week keeping me company at the office, as well as several hours after dinner poring over documents to make sure I hadnt done anything too stupid. Proving once again she isnt all brawn and no brain, she turned out to be exceedingly well-versed in logistics, which shouldnt have come as a surprise considering she grew up watching her mother run the Sentinels and her father operate a successful blacksmithing enterprise. While numbers and documents arent Milas thing, she has an intuitive grasp of how to coordinate between multiple organizations and shipping routes so things arrive not only in a timely manner, but in an order that makes sense.Its all black magic to me, but Mila just makes it work, and she even helps me understand Cao Cuos instructions which are just gobbledygook to me. Theres nothing this woman cant do, and I am in complete awe of her capabilities. Good thing she has terrible judgment though, because otherwise she would never have married me.Hehe. My wife. I have a wife. Seems crazy, but amazing.Another advantage I have is an eclectic group of friends and subordinates to draw on for their wealth of life experiences. Typically, I turn to Rustram for matters like this, but having been born and raised inside a city, he wasnt of much use figuring out what farmers on the frontier would need. Instead, I found help elsewhere, in the most surprising of individuals. Few people care to navigate through the uncharted wilds of the North, but as a smuggler, Siyar travelled through areas untouched by humanity before his arrival. He knows more about bush-craft than most people learn in a lifetime and knows exactly what not to do when arranging homes and villages. As such, he was able to pick up on problems even the Marshals planners failed to spot, so I made him my chief urban planner and had him poring over maps day in and day out.Lang Yi was another valuable resource, as he made a living as a fisherman in the bandit-infested wilds of Sanshu and knows a thing or two about survival. One day, on a rare trip to the training grounds to watch Mila and my friends spar, I got to complaining about having to decide between buying wood, stone, or leather for proper housing. Cutting short his training session with Argat, Lang Yi brought me aside and said, Boss, they are commoners, not children. There is no need to concern yourself with so much.Having scared the living daylights out of my audience, I extend my wholly inadequate olive branch. I will not lie to you; there is danger living here on the border, but were it not so, then you all would not have this opportunity to own land. Whats more, I do not intend to leave you undefended. Today, this square sits empty, and I have already promised to build a Mayoral office, but in the future, this square also is where certain tradesmen will ply their trade, surrounded by towering walls which I will build. Whats more, every tenth District will be four times larger than a standard district and be built up into a veritable fort, one which will house a complement of Imperial soldiers as well as more disruptive trades such as smiths, tanneries, and the like. This was a big part of those extra expenses, but I think my new building material will really cut down on the costs.This is the Legates fault, for going on about using villagers as distractions for the Enemy. If the Defiled break through the Wall or Citadel, the bell-towers should offer the commoners living here plenty of warning. Not enough to run away, even if all the Defiled are on foot, but if they hole up behind locked fortifications with crossbows to defend themselves, then between that and the hour-long travel-time between the Wall and the closest district, there might be enough time for Army reinforcements to arrive and save everyone from certain death.Which brings me to my next point. I assume you have all heard my story. I was once a Martial Warrior, but my Core was shattered, and now I am no stronger than any of you. However, this does not mean I am helpless before the Defiled, nor are any of you. Accepting a crossbow from Kuang Biao, I hold it up for my audience to see. Defiled Warriors are stronger and tougher than you or I, but they breathe, and they bleed, which means they can be killed. They might shrug off one bolt, or two, perhaps even as many as a dozen, but I stand here before you and see hundreds of able bodied men and women who are just as capable as I, and even the most powerful Defiled will die when peppered with hundreds of bolts. It is so gratifying to see the crowd straighten up, their eyes burning with courage and hope, and I pray that I am not mistaken. To this end, I will dispatch soldiers to train you in the use of these crossbows, and those who are deemed capable will be gifted one at the end of training.Finally, the crowd cheers and I am left smiling as my people sort them into groups and bring them out to inspect their new lands. I was planning to pay for this with my personal funds, but the Legate was kind enough to allow me to use War Bond monies to pay for it, as well as a yet unannounced stipend to Martial Warriors who care to hold classes to teach commoners the Forms. Of course, this means he gets a cut of the profits, which are considerable since he also insisted we charge much higher than necessary. I suppose he needs the coin for a new Runic Codpiece, as his current one isnt phallic enough or something, but regardless of his reasons, I find it hard to complain. Not impossible, because I can always complain, but I can put the extra coin to good use outfitting all my wives with Runic armour.Even Lin-Lin, because why not? Can animals use Runic Armour? Maybe I could get Mama Bun a Runic Helmet with proper spikes she can bash with instead of her nubby little horns...With my speech done, theres nothing left for me to do out here in the sticks, so I head back to the Citadel to celebrate a job well done with Marshal Yo. I came here mostly alone, since Luo-Luo is busy overseeing things for the next group of settlers, and Mila and Lin-Lin thought it sounded boring, so for the first time in forever, I have no beloved to keep me company, only my Death Corps guards and Song, who had no choice but to come along, as well as Aurie, Mama Bun, and the bears who I stole away from Lin-Lin.Honestly, even though I hated having so many guards around me all the time, it was kinda nice when my family followed me around wherever I went, so I suppose Im feeling a little lonely. Two weeks married and already Im on a business trip, but such is life, I suppose.For the next few days, I impose upon Marshal Yos hospitality and check in on the various districts during my free time, and I marvel at the ingenuity and hardiness of the common people. When I heard sod house, I pictured a dirt hovel you could barely even stand in, but after plowing their fields mostly by hand and sowing their crops, the families finally start putting together their homes, and it is a sight to behold. Theyre called sod houses because its not just dirt, but actually sheets of grass which have been pulled up in whole strips like carpet. Although the grass itself has already been harvested, the sheets of dirt are held together by the grass roots, and with careful preparation and a generous application of silt, mud, and clay, form surprisingly stable bricks with which they use to build their homes. Most sod houses are built low to the ground, but they go deep underground which provides plenty of cooling in the summer and insulation in the winter. To figuratively and literally top it all off, the farmers cover their sod houses in a layer of dirt and grass which blends the architecture into the surroundings so well its possible to walk past the house without ever seeing it.Its possible that while travelling through Central, I passed by entire villages without seeing them, because they were so well hidden in the vast tracts of flat land. Some of these families could probably hide in their homes in the event of a Defiled attack, and would stand a decent chance of being overlooked.After a handful of days, the transformation is startling to behold. Rope fences and stone markers shoot up all across the Central plains, stretching from one end of the horizon out to the other while I stand atop the Eastern gates. Furrows in the grass have been worn away by foot traffic, and the bustling blocks and districts are filled with hope and optimism as these brave people embark on their new lives. Whats more, twenty-thousand down payments have been made and the Legate collected his coin, no doubt off to pay his bribes to whoever he promised them to, though he didnt say and I didnt ask. As such, I grow wealthier with each passing day, but the coin is also spent as my people in the Spring and Autumn Consortium buy up the rights to future harvests and lock in a price with these newly settled farmers. A bit of coin today for the right to buy their crops six weeks from now is a pretty good deal in their eyes, and that coin goes right back into my pocket as they buy cloth, tools, livestock, materials, medicines and more from Consortium merchants peddling my wares. In a few days, well start the cycle all over again with forty thousand more Central families, and a week from now, Yuzhen and Marshal Quyen will have delivered their first thirty-thousand settlers, and I will be down in the South welcoming them.Then, a few days after that, itll be my wedding with Yan, which will be awesome. Harem for reals, instead of what feels uncomfortably a lot like cheating on Mila...No, thats silly. Mila knows and approves. Stop guilting yourself and focus on your job. Maybe I should hire some locals to teach the foreigners how to build sod houses. Maybe I should even have one built for Taduk, because he loves his underground homes, though I have no idea why. It might have something to do with being half-Cloud Chaser Hare, though Ill be honest, I have no idea why a sky-jumping hare would live underground.Giving up on staying focused for the next little bit, I stand upon the Citadel gates and stare out at my work, filled with a strange sense of belonging, one Ive never experienced since coming to this world. The village accepted me, but not for me, because if it wasnt for my amber eyes, Baatar probably would have sent me back to the mines. I dont blame him, because why should he stick his neck out and risk his life for an unaffiliated slave? But this? Out there, on the Central Plains, sits a community I helped plan and put together, filled with people I brought here and helped. Theyre here because of me, have land and a livelihood to depend on because of me, and I gotta say, its a pretty great feeling.I, Falling Rain, am finally making a difference in this world, and it feels great....Of course, now that Ive affirmed this, the universe must destroy me. Thats the pattern so far, but maybe this time, thingsll be different.Well, probably not, but a man can hope...Chapter Meme
