Chapter 1196: Little cute girl Bernadette is online
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Dinning room.
"You heard it!"
When Howard saw Adam standing on his side, he straightened his chest and proudly faced Leonard: "Where is my girl?"
"Adam..."
Leonard grimaced: "Penny and I have just officially started, don't let me end it immediately!"
"Relax, I know you are a clever little ghost. You will be able to satisfy both Howard and yourself."
Adam teased.
"And me?"
Rajesh said dissatisfied: "Why didn't I know there was this agreement? Are you carrying me?"
"You were not there..."
Howard really couldn't bear the look in Rajesh's eyes, explained, and looked at Sheldon: "Sheldon, come on!"
"You were not in a snack shop at the time, and you were going to solve your habitual urgency."
Sheldon immediately described the scene.
"Because of this?"
Rajesh quit: "Just because I have a small bladder, I can't have a beautiful girlfriend?"
"What do you say?"
Adam smiled.
"Damn."
Rajesh immediately lowered his head and grumbled self-pity.
"what are you guys saying?"
Petunia and Carly are back.
"nothing."
Leonard concealed: "It's almost time for dinner tonight, shall we go back?"
"Row."
Adam nodded.
night.
TBBT4A apartment.
"Wow, you really are a genius."
Afterwards, Petunia let out a long sigh.
"thanks."
Leonard should have been very proud, but now he is thinking about it, he just said casually: "I am an experimental physicist, what we do is to verify whether complex theories can be realized, 0 to 1 I can not, 1 to 100, my specialty !"
"Don't be proud, it's only 1 to 10."
Petunia didn't want to give Leonard too many false signals.
"... Adam praised me as a clever ghost!"
Leonard was said by Penny and couldn't help but argued.
"I heard."
Petunia corrected: "But Adam was talking about little clever ghosts."
"..."
Leonard was a little unhappy.
"Don't be unhappy."
Penny wanted to chat with Leonard for a while and relax. Seeing Leonard was silent, she smiled affectionately: "Little clever ghosts are also clever ghosts, very good.
You flashed back and forth yesterday, I almost gave up on you, who would have thought that you are not only clever, but also working so hard. "
"Thank you, I have a lot of accumulation, and I have Googled a lot recently."
Leonard was a little grateful: "It was too exciting yesterday...Listen, ask, did you have an appointment with anyone?"
"You're talking about the kind that won't change after a hundred years of hanging on the hook?"
Petunia asked.
"That's it."
Leonard felt that he and Howard should not be counted. However, it was agreed that Sheldon was present at the time. With his high-definition image memory, Sheldon was really immortal and would never be forgotten.
"……Why do you ask?"
Petunia casually talked about some classic cases from the past.
"A long time ago, Vorowitz and I had an agreement that involved you now..."
Leonard said cautiously.
Without even saying Howard's name, he went directly to Vorowitz and tried his best to distinguish his relationship with Howard, but he found it was still useless.
As soon as Vorowitz came out, Petunia, who had been resting his arm against him, moved away from him and warned with a very serious look in his eyes and tone.
"Ok, I don't know what you are going to say next, but you better be careful. This may be the last time we talk."
She may be able to believe Leonard's morals, but she definitely does not believe in Howard's morals.
That is the Lord who can do everything.
Of course, it is not that she is conservative. If Leonard and Adam had an agreement, she agreed directly without saying a word.
But with Howard Vorowitz, don't even think about it.
"No, no, not what you think."
Leonard was anxious, quickly picked up his glasses from the bedside table, looked at Petunia, and explained their agreement again.
"Do you think now is the time to talk about this kind of thing?"
Petunia was dissatisfied.
"Anyway, I'm pretty sure I can't say it beforehand."
Leonard said frankly.
"...Adam is right, you are really a little clever ghost!"
Petunia was speechless.
"Hey-hey."
Leonard chuckled, he could see that Petunia was no longer the attitude of ‘you just say one more and we’re done’, so he tentatively asked, "So, what do you think?"
"not so good!"
Petunia gave him a white look: "I won't introduce my friend to Howard!"
"It doesn't have to be good friends."
Leonard was shrewd again: "You don't have that kind of bad friend?"
"Don't be clever, with this cleverness, you can think about other things."
Petunia grumbled.
"Actually, Howard is very kind at heart."
Leonard saw that Petunia didn't bother to introduce her bad friends to Howard, so she could only speak nicely to Howard.
"His problem is not the inside, but the creepy and wretched outside."
Petunia was not angry. Seeing Leonard staring at herself, her heart softened: "I'll try."
The next day.
California Institute of Technology.
Office building of the Department of Physics.
"Howard, don't you need to go to work?"
Leonard looked at Howard, who ran to his lab and circled him as soon as he got to work, and said speechlessly: "I have already spoken to Petunia."
"Very good."
Howard said so, but he still didn't step out of the door. He just turned around, making all kinds of weird movements from time to time to attract Leonard's attention.
"How about I remind Penny again?"
Leonard wanted to sink his heart and experiment several times, but Howard interrupted him and said helplessly.
"Very good."
Howard still only had a word, but the look in his eyes signaled Leonard to contact him quickly.
"I texted."
Leonard had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and edited a text message to Petunia to remind Howard. After sending it, he showed Howard: "Now you are satisfied? Can you go?"
"I'll come back this afternoon!"
Howard glanced at the text message, smiled satisfied, said something, and left.
"If you worked so hard, you would have gone to heaven!"
Leonard complained to the back of Howard's departure.
Cheesecake shop.
Petunia received Leonard's text message, rolled her eyes and ignored him intentionally, but thought that he was really working hard, standing there thinking of any friends she could introduce to Howard.
"waiter!"
The waiting customer saw Petunia standing there, and couldn't help raising his hand and shouting.
"You wait first."
Petunia showed the classic characteristics of waiters in the American TV series. She didn't look at the customers, and asked the customers not to shout, and she was thinking about her own affairs.
Customers dare not speak.
"Ha! There is it!"
When Petunia glanced over the petite but murderous figure, she brightened her eyes and walked directly over, and said to the woman who was also wearing a yellow waiter uniform: "That, Bernadette, I remember you are still in school, don't you? "
"Um."
The petite and cruel Bernadette, with a soft voice: "I'm still reading a Ph.D."
"Have you all studied Ph.D.?"
Petunia gave Bernadette a surprised look: "That's great, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
Bernadette shook his head.
"That's better."
Petunia was overjoyed: "Let me introduce one for you, he is also a scientist."
"Do you know a scientist?"
Bernadette looked up at Petunia.
"...I know many scientists!"
Not to be outdone, Petunia thought for a while and said some professional words she often heard from Leonard and the others.
"It's amazing, you really know a lot of scientists."
Bernadette said as she walked to greet her guests.
"So, how do you feel? I was dating a scientist recently, shall we date four?"
Petunia ran after her.
"I have no idea."
Bernadette hesitated: "I am very busy, and I want to study Ph.D. and work-study programs..."
"Then you have to live."
Petunia persuaded: "Life is not just about work. Maybe it's your true son who I met this time..."
Having said this, she couldn't hold herself laughing.
"What's so funny?"
Bernadette was puzzled.
"Nothing, nothing."
Petunia waved her hand again and again.
She can't say that she feels funny.
Who will Howard's real son?
Rajesh may be possible.
But others, it's so funny.
Be sure to send this group of jokes to Leonard and the others later, this time the joke will definitely make everyone laugh out loud.
"What time?"
Bernadette asked.
"whatever!"
Petunia said immediately: "When do you have time, we will listen to you! You are an absolute heroine! We can wait!"
"The night after tomorrow."
Bernadette thought for a while and said.
"Can!"
Petunia agreed in one fell swoop.
At this time, someone greeted again, and the two separated and went to work on their own.
Petunia couldn't wait to take out her phone, compiled a text message, and then sent it in groups.
California Institute of Technology.
Leonard received the text message and immediately laughed.
"What is so funny?"
Leslie was also in the laboratory and couldn't help being surprised.
"Look at it!"
Leonard sent the text message to Leslie to have a look.
"Is this Bernadette good?"
Leslie said straightforwardly: "Because only those who do not spend money are the true goddess of Howard."
"Don't you say that."
Leonard almost didn't laugh to death, defending his good friend Howard so much, but without hesitation in his hands, he directly sent Leslie's classic quotations to the editor.
"LOL."
Petunia answered one immediately.
noon.
buffet.
Howard came over with a black face.
That's right!
The text messages sent by Petunia and Leonard did not shy away from Howard at all, and each one was sent to Howard.
"Howard, please do this!"
Leonard joked: "You are about to meet your destiny because of me!"
"Come on!"
Rajesh dissatisfied: "What a shit! I never believed in that!"
"Then how many tears do you shed from watching various romantic dramas?"
Howard scolded him.
"I just hope, but I know there are too few in reality."
Rajesh looked at Howard: "After all, the love between men and women is just for reproduction..."
"..."
Howard really couldn't bear Rajesh's wistful eyes. After sitting down, his face instantly changed: "This meal, please! I really didn't expect Petunia to find one for me so quickly."
Leonard suddenly felt bad and funny.
No matter how they laughed at Howard was Bernadette's true son, they couldn't change him, risking being kicked off by his goddess girlfriend Petunia, and helping Howard settle a date.
And with Howard's face, as long as there is a date, what is ridicule?
This wave, he lost!
Time soon came the night after tomorrow.
Leonard drove, Petunia sat in the passenger seat, Howard urged in the back to pick up Bernadette.
At first glance, Howard was a little dissatisfied.
Because he was short enough, and Bernadette was shorter than him.
The reason why he was so obsessed with Leonard's female doctor Stephanie is because she is very tall.
Emmm.
According to him, Stephanie alone is taller than all the women in his family combined.
And he doesn't want his children to play roller coasters until they are 20 years old, or that they won't be able to play roller coasters for the rest of their lives.
I also blame Leonard for acting too fast, otherwise he will propose the girlfriend that Petunia finds for him, who must be tall and beautiful!
But he didn't show any strangeness at all.
Because although Bernadette is too short to be in his eyes, there is no way, Bernadette has more advantages, and it caught his heart at once!
Don't look at the people of their tribe who are fooling around with others in pursuit of true love one by one, and don't have children as a burden.
But Howard and their subconscious mind and actions all want to have more children.
And Bernadette would be a good mother at first glance.
In addition, Bernadette's appearance is also online, and he is still a woman. Howard instantly suppressed his height expectations and launched an enthusiastic offensive against Bernadette.
"Penny said you were studying while working, what did you learn?"
"Microbiology~www.novelhall.com~ Oh, then you can study me."
"What's the meaning?"
"Isn't microbiology the study of tiny organisms?"
"I know, I learned this."
"...Because I'm small and exquisite, I said you can study me... I'm just joking."
"are you sure?"
Howard's enthusiasm and shrewdness were chilled by Bernadette's calm.
Leonard and Petunia in the front row looked at each other and could feel that tonight will be very long.
The facts also proved their guess.
At the very least, the drive to the restaurant is extraordinarily long.
"Do you like science fiction?"
"Do not!"
"What about role-playing games?"
"Did you play in the bedroom, or Dungeons and Dragons?"
"It's all fine."
"Neither like it."
"...Do you like magic?"
"Do not!"
"All right."
Howard, who took out the magic props from his sleeves, silently stuffed the props back.
Bernadette simply couldn't get the needle in.
But Howard's face is thick enough that he really doesn't believe that the needle can't be inserted, the water can't be splashed, and in such an embarrassing scene, he still persistently inquired about Bernadette's preferences and wanted to find common ground.
"What about computers? Do you like computers?"
"I know how to use it, but I don't like it."
"What about the puppy?"
"A puppy bit my face."
"...What about the cat?"
"Do not!"
"..."
If you change someone, I’m afraid I’m going to shout, do you still have something you like?
Or the showdown said, do you just dislike me because you don’t like everything I say?
But Howard is not that kind of person, he is still patient.
Who makes him small, but with a big heart!
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Dinning room.
"You heard it!"
When Howard saw Adam standing on his side, he straightened his chest and proudly faced Leonard: "Where is my girl?"
"Adam..."
Leonard grimaced: "Penny and I have just officially started, don't let me end it immediately!"
"Relax, I know you are a clever little ghost. You will be able to satisfy both Howard and yourself."
Adam teased.
"And me?"
Rajesh said dissatisfied: "Why didn't I know there was this agreement? Are you carrying me?"
"You were not there..."
Howard really couldn't bear the look in Rajesh's eyes, explained, and looked at Sheldon: "Sheldon, come on!"
"You were not in a snack shop at the time, and you were going to solve your habitual urgency."
Sheldon immediately described the scene.
"Because of this?"
Rajesh quit: "Just because I have a small bladder, I can't have a beautiful girlfriend?"
"What do you say?"
Adam smiled.
"Damn."
Rajesh immediately lowered his head and grumbled self-pity.
"what are you guys saying?"
Petunia and Carly are back.
"nothing."
Leonard concealed: "It's almost time for dinner tonight, shall we go back?"
"Row."
Adam nodded.
night.
TBBT4A apartment.
"Wow, you really are a genius."
Afterwards, Petunia let out a long sigh.
"thanks."
Leonard should have been very proud, but now he is thinking about it, he just said casually: "I am an experimental physicist, what we do is to verify whether complex theories can be realized, 0 to 1 I can not, 1 to 100, my specialty !"
"Don't be proud, it's only 1 to 10."
Petunia didn't want to give Leonard too many false signals.
"... Adam praised me as a clever ghost!"
Leonard was said by Penny and couldn't help but argued.
"I heard."
Petunia corrected: "But Adam was talking about little clever ghosts."
"..."
Leonard was a little unhappy.
"Don't be unhappy."
Penny wanted to chat with Leonard for a while and relax. Seeing Leonard was silent, she smiled affectionately: "Little clever ghosts are also clever ghosts, very good.
You flashed back and forth yesterday, I almost gave up on you, who would have thought that you are not only clever, but also working so hard. "
"Thank you, I have a lot of accumulation, and I have Googled a lot recently."
Leonard was a little grateful: "It was too exciting yesterday...Listen, ask, did you have an appointment with anyone?"
"You're talking about the kind that won't change after a hundred years of hanging on the hook?"
Petunia asked.
"That's it."
Leonard felt that he and Howard should not be counted. However, it was agreed that Sheldon was present at the time. With his high-definition image memory, Sheldon was really immortal and would never be forgotten.
"……Why do you ask?"
Petunia casually talked about some classic cases from the past.
"A long time ago, Vorowitz and I had an agreement that involved you now..."
Leonard said cautiously.
Without even saying Howard's name, he went directly to Vorowitz and tried his best to distinguish his relationship with Howard, but he found it was still useless.
As soon as Vorowitz came out, Petunia, who had been resting his arm against him, moved away from him and warned with a very serious look in his eyes and tone.
"Ok, I don't know what you are going to say next, but you better be careful. This may be the last time we talk."
She may be able to believe Leonard's morals, but she definitely does not believe in Howard's morals.
That is the Lord who can do everything.
Of course, it is not that she is conservative. If Leonard and Adam had an agreement, she agreed directly without saying a word.
But with Howard Vorowitz, don't even think about it.
"No, no, not what you think."
Leonard was anxious, quickly picked up his glasses from the bedside table, looked at Petunia, and explained their agreement again.
"Do you think now is the time to talk about this kind of thing?"
Petunia was dissatisfied.
"Anyway, I'm pretty sure I can't say it beforehand."
Leonard said frankly.
"...Adam is right, you are really a little clever ghost!"
Petunia was speechless.
"Hey-hey."
Leonard chuckled, he could see that Petunia was no longer the attitude of ‘you just say one more and we’re done’, so he tentatively asked, "So, what do you think?"
"not so good!"
Petunia gave him a white look: "I won't introduce my friend to Howard!"
"It doesn't have to be good friends."
Leonard was shrewd again: "You don't have that kind of bad friend?"
"Don't be clever, with this cleverness, you can think about other things."
Petunia grumbled.
"Actually, Howard is very kind at heart."
Leonard saw that Petunia didn't bother to introduce her bad friends to Howard, so she could only speak nicely to Howard.
"His problem is not the inside, but the creepy and wretched outside."
Petunia was not angry. Seeing Leonard staring at herself, her heart softened: "I'll try."
The next day.
California Institute of Technology.
Office building of the Department of Physics.
"Howard, don't you need to go to work?"
Leonard looked at Howard, who ran to his lab and circled him as soon as he got to work, and said speechlessly: "I have already spoken to Petunia."
"Very good."
Howard said so, but he still didn't step out of the door. He just turned around, making all kinds of weird movements from time to time to attract Leonard's attention.
"How about I remind Penny again?"
Leonard wanted to sink his heart and experiment several times, but Howard interrupted him and said helplessly.
"Very good."
Howard still only had a word, but the look in his eyes signaled Leonard to contact him quickly.
"I texted."
Leonard had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and edited a text message to Petunia to remind Howard. After sending it, he showed Howard: "Now you are satisfied? Can you go?"
"I'll come back this afternoon!"
Howard glanced at the text message, smiled satisfied, said something, and left.
"If you worked so hard, you would have gone to heaven!"
Leonard complained to the back of Howard's departure.
Cheesecake shop.
Petunia received Leonard's text message, rolled her eyes and ignored him intentionally, but thought that he was really working hard, standing there thinking of any friends she could introduce to Howard.
"waiter!"
The waiting customer saw Petunia standing there, and couldn't help raising his hand and shouting.
"You wait first."
Petunia showed the classic characteristics of waiters in the American TV series. She didn't look at the customers, and asked the customers not to shout, and she was thinking about her own affairs.
Customers dare not speak.
"Ha! There is it!"
When Petunia glanced over the petite but murderous figure, she brightened her eyes and walked directly over, and said to the woman who was also wearing a yellow waiter uniform: "That, Bernadette, I remember you are still in school, don't you? "
"Um."
The petite and cruel Bernadette, with a soft voice: "I'm still reading a Ph.D."
"Have you all studied Ph.D.?"
Petunia gave Bernadette a surprised look: "That's great, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
Bernadette shook his head.
"That's better."
Petunia was overjoyed: "Let me introduce one for you, he is also a scientist."
"Do you know a scientist?"
Bernadette looked up at Petunia.
"...I know many scientists!"
Not to be outdone, Petunia thought for a while and said some professional words she often heard from Leonard and the others.
"It's amazing, you really know a lot of scientists."
Bernadette said as she walked to greet her guests.
"So, how do you feel? I was dating a scientist recently, shall we date four?"
Petunia ran after her.
"I have no idea."
Bernadette hesitated: "I am very busy, and I want to study Ph.D. and work-study programs..."
"Then you have to live."
Petunia persuaded: "Life is not just about work. Maybe it's your true son who I met this time..."
Having said this, she couldn't hold herself laughing.
"What's so funny?"
Bernadette was puzzled.
"Nothing, nothing."
Petunia waved her hand again and again.
She can't say that she feels funny.
Who will Howard's real son?
Rajesh may be possible.
But others, it's so funny.
Be sure to send this group of jokes to Leonard and the others later, this time the joke will definitely make everyone laugh out loud.
"What time?"
Bernadette asked.
"whatever!"
Petunia said immediately: "When do you have time, we will listen to you! You are an absolute heroine! We can wait!"
"The night after tomorrow."
Bernadette thought for a while and said.
"Can!"
Petunia agreed in one fell swoop.
At this time, someone greeted again, and the two separated and went to work on their own.
Petunia couldn't wait to take out her phone, compiled a text message, and then sent it in groups.
California Institute of Technology.
Leonard received the text message and immediately laughed.
"What is so funny?"
Leslie was also in the laboratory and couldn't help being surprised.
"Look at it!"
Leonard sent the text message to Leslie to have a look.
"Is this Bernadette good?"
Leslie said straightforwardly: "Because only those who do not spend money are the true goddess of Howard."
"Don't you say that."
Leonard almost didn't laugh to death, defending his good friend Howard so much, but without hesitation in his hands, he directly sent Leslie's classic quotations to the editor.
"LOL."
Petunia answered one immediately.
noon.
buffet.
Howard came over with a black face.
That's right!
The text messages sent by Petunia and Leonard did not shy away from Howard at all, and each one was sent to Howard.
"Howard, please do this!"
Leonard joked: "You are about to meet your destiny because of me!"
"Come on!"
Rajesh dissatisfied: "What a shit! I never believed in that!"
"Then how many tears do you shed from watching various romantic dramas?"
Howard scolded him.
"I just hope, but I know there are too few in reality."
Rajesh looked at Howard: "After all, the love between men and women is just for reproduction..."
"..."
Howard really couldn't bear Rajesh's wistful eyes. After sitting down, his face instantly changed: "This meal, please! I really didn't expect Petunia to find one for me so quickly."
Leonard suddenly felt bad and funny.
No matter how they laughed at Howard was Bernadette's true son, they couldn't change him, risking being kicked off by his goddess girlfriend Petunia, and helping Howard settle a date.
And with Howard's face, as long as there is a date, what is ridicule?
This wave, he lost!
Time soon came the night after tomorrow.
Leonard drove, Petunia sat in the passenger seat, Howard urged in the back to pick up Bernadette.
At first glance, Howard was a little dissatisfied.
Because he was short enough, and Bernadette was shorter than him.
The reason why he was so obsessed with Leonard's female doctor Stephanie is because she is very tall.
Emmm.
According to him, Stephanie alone is taller than all the women in his family combined.
And he doesn't want his children to play roller coasters until they are 20 years old, or that they won't be able to play roller coasters for the rest of their lives.
I also blame Leonard for acting too fast, otherwise he will propose the girlfriend that Petunia finds for him, who must be tall and beautiful!
But he didn't show any strangeness at all.
Because although Bernadette is too short to be in his eyes, there is no way, Bernadette has more advantages, and it caught his heart at once!
Don't look at the people of their tribe who are fooling around with others in pursuit of true love one by one, and don't have children as a burden.
But Howard and their subconscious mind and actions all want to have more children.
And Bernadette would be a good mother at first glance.
In addition, Bernadette's appearance is also online, and he is still a woman. Howard instantly suppressed his height expectations and launched an enthusiastic offensive against Bernadette.
"Penny said you were studying while working, what did you learn?"
"Microbiology~www.novelhall.com~ Oh, then you can study me."
"What's the meaning?"
"Isn't microbiology the study of tiny organisms?"
"I know, I learned this."
"...Because I'm small and exquisite, I said you can study me... I'm just joking."
"are you sure?"
Howard's enthusiasm and shrewdness were chilled by Bernadette's calm.
Leonard and Petunia in the front row looked at each other and could feel that tonight will be very long.
The facts also proved their guess.
At the very least, the drive to the restaurant is extraordinarily long.
"Do you like science fiction?"
"Do not!"
"What about role-playing games?"
"Did you play in the bedroom, or Dungeons and Dragons?"
"It's all fine."
"Neither like it."
"...Do you like magic?"
"Do not!"
"All right."
Howard, who took out the magic props from his sleeves, silently stuffed the props back.
Bernadette simply couldn't get the needle in.
But Howard's face is thick enough that he really doesn't believe that the needle can't be inserted, the water can't be splashed, and in such an embarrassing scene, he still persistently inquired about Bernadette's preferences and wanted to find common ground.
"What about computers? Do you like computers?"
"I know how to use it, but I don't like it."
"What about the puppy?"
"A puppy bit my face."
"...What about the cat?"
"Do not!"
"..."
If you change someone, I’m afraid I’m going to shout, do you still have something you like?
Or the showdown said, do you just dislike me because you don’t like everything I say?
But Howard is not that kind of person, he is still patient.
Who makes him small, but with a big heart!
Dinning room."You heard it!"When Howard saw Adam standing on his side, he straightened his chest and proudly faced Leonard: "Where is my girl?""Adam..."Leonard grimaced: "Penny and I have just officially started, don't let me end it immediately!""Relax, I know you are a clever little ghost. You will be able to satisfy both Howard and yourself."Adam teased."And me?"Rajesh said dissatisfied: "Why didn't I know there was this agreement? Are you carrying me?""You were not there..."Howard really couldn't bear the look in Rajesh's eyes, explained, and looked at Sheldon: "Sheldon, come on!""You were not in a snack shop at the time, and you were going to solve your habitual urgency."Sheldon immediately described the scene."Because of this?"Rajesh quit: "Just because I have a small bladder, I can't have a beautiful girlfriend?""What do you say?"Adam smiled."Damn."Rajesh immediately lowered his head and grumbled self-pity."what are you guys saying?"Petunia and Carly are back."nothing."Leonard concealed: "It's almost time for dinner tonight, shall we go back?""Row."Adam nodded.night.TBBT4A apartment."Wow, you really are a genius."Afterwards, Petunia let out a long sigh."thanks."Leonard should have been very proud, but now he is thinking about it, he just said casually: "I am an experimental physicist, what we do is to verify whether complex theories can be realized, 0 to 1 I can not, 1 to 100, my specialty !""Don't be proud, it's only 1 to 10."Petunia didn't want to give Leonard too many false signals."... Adam praised me as a clever ghost!"Leonard was said by Penny and couldn't help but argued."I heard."Petunia corrected: "But Adam was talking about little clever ghosts.""..."Leonard was a little unhappy."Don't be unhappy."Penny wanted to chat with Leonard for a while and relax. Seeing Leonard was silent, she smiled affectionately: "Little clever ghosts are also clever ghosts, very good.You flashed back and forth yesterday, I almost gave up on you, who would have thought that you are not only clever, but also working so hard. ""Thank you, I have a lot of accumulation, and I have Googled a lot recently."Leonard was a little grateful: "It was too exciting yesterday...Listen, ask, did you have an appointment with anyone?""You're talking about the kind that won't change after a hundred years of hanging on the hook?"Petunia asked."That's it."Leonard felt that he and Howard should not be counted. However, it was agreed that Sheldon was present at the time. With his high-definition image memory, Sheldon was really immortal and would never be forgotten."Why do you ask?"Petunia casually talked about some classic cases from the past."A long time ago, Vorowitz and I had an agreement that involved you now..."Leonard said cautiously.Without even saying Howard's name, he went directly to Vorowitz and tried his best to distinguish his relationship with Howard, but he found it was still useless.As soon as Vorowitz came out, Petunia, who had been resting his arm against him, moved away from him and warned with a very serious look in his eyes and tone."Ok, I don't know what you are going to say next, but you better be careful. This may be the last time we talk."She may be able to believe Leonard's morals, but she definitely does not believe in Howard's morals.That is the Lord who can do everything.Of course, it is not that she is conservative. If Leonard and Adam had an agreement, she agreed directly without saying a word.But with Howard Vorowitz, don't even think about it."No, no, not what you think."Leonard was anxious, quickly picked up his glasses from the bedside table, looked at Petunia, and explained their agreement again."Do you think now is the time to talk about this kind of thing?"Petunia was dissatisfied."Anyway, I'm pretty sure I can't say it beforehand."Leonard said frankly."...Adam is right, you are really a little clever ghost!"Petunia was speechless."Hey-hey."Leonard chuckled, he could see that Petunia was no longer the attitude of you just say one more and we're done', so he tentatively asked, "So, what do you think?""not so good!"Petunia gave him a white look: "I won't introduce my friend to Howard!""It doesn't have to be good friends."Leonard was shrewd again: "You don't have that kind of bad friend?""Don't be clever, with this cleverness, you can think about other things."Petunia grumbled."Actually, Howard is very kind at heart."Leonard saw that Petunia didn't bother to introduce her bad friends to Howard, so she could only speak nicely to Howard."His problem is not the inside, but the creepy and wretched outside."Petunia was not angry. Seeing Leonard staring at herself, her heart softened: "I'll try."The next day.California Institute of Technology.Office building of the Department of Physics."Howard, don't you need to go to work?"Leonard looked at Howard, who ran to his lab and circled him as soon as he got to work, and said speechlessly: "I have already spoken to Petunia.""Very good."Howard said so, but he still didn't step out of the door. He just turned around, making all kinds of weird movements from time to time to attract Leonard's attention."How about I remind Penny again?"Leonard wanted to sink his heart and experiment several times, but Howard interrupted him and said helplessly."Very good."Howard still only had a word, but the look in his eyes signaled Leonard to contact him quickly."I texted."Leonard had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and edited a text message to Petunia to remind Howard. After sending it, he showed Howard: "Now you are satisfied? Can you go?""I'll come back this afternoon!"Howard glanced at the text message, smiled satisfied, said something, and left."If you worked so hard, you would have gone to heaven!"Leonard complained to the back of Howard's departure.Cheesecake shop.Petunia received Leonard's text message, rolled her eyes and ignored him intentionally, but thought that he was really working hard, standing there thinking of any friends she could introduce to Howard."waiter!"The waiting customer saw Petunia standing there, and couldn't help raising his hand and shouting."You wait first."Petunia showed the classic characteristics of waiters in the American TV series. She didn't look at the customers, and asked the customers not to shout, and she was thinking about her own affairs.Customers dare not speak."Ha! There is it!"When Petunia glanced over the petite but murderous figure, she brightened her eyes and walked directly over, and said to the woman who was also wearing a yellow waiter uniform: "That, Bernadette, I remember you are still in school, don't you? ""Um."The petite and cruel Bernadette, with a soft voice: "I'm still reading a Ph.D.""Have you all studied Ph.D.?"Petunia gave Bernadette a surprised look: "That's great, do you have a boyfriend?""No."Bernadette shook his head."That's better."Petunia was overjoyed: "Let me introduce one for you, he is also a scientist.""Do you know a scientist?"Bernadette looked up at Petunia."...I know many scientists!"Not to be outdone, Petunia thought for a while and said some professional words she often heard from Leonard and the others."It's amazing, you really know a lot of scientists."Bernadette said as she walked to greet her guests."So, how do you feel? I was dating a scientist recently, shall we date four?"Petunia ran after her."I have no idea."Bernadette hesitated: "I am very busy, and I want to study Ph.D. and work-study programs...""Then you have to live."Petunia persuaded: "Life is not just about work. Maybe it's your true son who I met this time..."Having said this, she couldn't hold herself laughing."What's so funny?"Bernadette was puzzled."Nothing, nothing."Petunia waved her hand again and again.She can't say that she feels funny.Who will Howard's real son?Rajesh may be possible.But others, it's so funny.Be sure to send this group of jokes to Leonard and the others later, this time the joke will definitely make everyone laugh out loud."What time?"Bernadette asked."whatever!"Petunia said immediately: "When do you have time, we will listen to you! You are an absolute heroine! We can wait!""The night after tomorrow."Bernadette thought for a while and said."Can!"Petunia agreed in one fell swoop.At this time, someone greeted again, and the two separated and went to work on their own.Petunia couldn't wait to take out her phone, compiled a text message, and then sent it in groups.California Institute of Technology.Leonard received the text message and immediately laughed."What is so funny?"Leslie was also in the laboratory and couldn't help being surprised."Look at it!"Leonard sent the text message to Leslie to have a look."Is this Bernadette good?"Leslie said straightforwardly: "Because only those who do not spend money are the true goddess of Howard.""Don't you say that."Leonard almost didn't laugh to death, defending his good friend Howard so much, but without hesitation in his hands, he directly sent Leslie's classic quotations to the editor."LOL."Petunia answered one immediately.noon.buffet.Howard came over with a black face.That's right!The text messages sent by Petunia and Leonard did not shy away from Howard at all, and each one was sent to Howard."Howard, please do this!"Leonard joked: "You are about to meet your destiny because of me!""Come on!"Rajesh dissatisfied: "What a shit! I never believed in that!""Then how many tears do you shed from watching various romantic dramas?"Howard scolded him."I just hope, but I know there are too few in reality."Rajesh looked at Howard: "After all, the love between men and women is just for reproduction...""..."Howard really couldn't bear Rajesh's wistful eyes. After sitting down, his face instantly changed: "This meal, please! I really didn't expect Petunia to find one for me so quickly."Leonard suddenly felt bad and funny.No matter how they laughed at Howard was Bernadette's true son, they couldn't change him, risking being kicked off by his goddess girlfriend Petunia, and helping Howard settle a date.And with Howard's face, as long as there is a date, what is ridicule?This wave, he lost!Time soon came the night after tomorrow.Leonard drove, Petunia sat in the passenger seat, Howard urged in the back to pick up Bernadette.At first glance, Howard was a little dissatisfied.Because he was short enough, and Bernadette was shorter than him.The reason why he was so obsessed with Leonard's female doctor Stephanie is because she is very tall.Emmm.According to him, Stephanie alone is taller than all the women in his family combined.And he doesn't want his children to play roller coasters until they are 20 years old, or that they won't be able to play roller coasters for the rest of their lives.I also blame Leonard for acting too fast, otherwise he will propose the girlfriend that Petunia finds for him, who must be tall and beautiful!But he didn't show any strangeness at all.Because although Bernadette is too short to be in his eyes, there is no way, Bernadette has more advantages, and it caught his heart at once!Don't look at the people of their tribe who are fooling around with others in pursuit of true love one by one, and don't have children as a burden.But Howard and their subconscious mind and actions all want to have more children.And Bernadette would be a good mother at first glance.In addition, Bernadette's appearance is also online, and he is still a woman. Howard instantly suppressed his height expectations and launched an enthusiastic offensive against Bernadette."Penny said you were studying while working, what did you learn?""Microbiology~www.novelhall.com~ Oh, then you can study me.""What's the meaning?""Isn't microbiology the study of tiny organisms?""I know, I learned this.""...Because I'm small and exquisite, I said you can study me... I'm just joking.""are you sure?"Howard's enthusiasm and shrewdness were chilled by Bernadette's calm.Leonard and Petunia in the front row looked at each other and could feel that tonight will be very long.The facts also proved their guess.At the very least, the drive to the restaurant is extraordinarily long."Do you like science fiction?""Do not!""What about role-playing games?""Did you play in the bedroom, or Dungeons and Dragons?""It's all fine.""Neither like it.""...Do you like magic?""Do not!""All right."Howard, who took out the magic props from his sleeves, silently stuffed the props back.Bernadette simply couldn't get the needle in.But Howard's face is thick enough that he really doesn't believe that the needle can't be inserted, the water can't be splashed, and in such an embarrassing scene, he still persistently inquired about Bernadette's preferences and wanted to find common ground."What about computers? Do you like computers?""I know how to use it, but I don't like it.""What about the puppy?""A puppy bit my face.""...What about the cat?""Do not!""..."If you change someone, I'm afraid I'm going to shout, do you still have something you like?Or the showdown said, do you just dislike me because you don't like everything I say?But Howard is not that kind of person, he is still patient.Who makes him small, but with a big heart!
