Chapter 26: The day I and the lolicon understand each other.
Since then, Misaki’s mood hasn’t improved at all.
Misaki’s mood has gone downhill only once in the past. At that time the cause is the alcohol I drank so I fix the problem swiftly, but this time is different.
I’m worried. Really worried.
However, I can’t think up what is the cause for her bad mood.
As a result……
“Oi oi, are you okay Tendou Ryuusei.”
I’m in such a bad condition that even the lolicon worries about me.
『Your face looks like you’re going to die…… Should I call an ambulance?』
“I’m fine, not going to die yet.”
When I replied back to cutely girly voice, the lolicon brings me a nearby chair.
“Let’s just sit first. Well, tell me what happened.”
“……Maybe, I’m no good after all.”
“So what the hell actually happened Tendou Ryuusei.”
“……Misaki is…… Misaki is.”
I told the lolicon all about what happened.
You might be wondering why the hell are we talking during work time. And the topic is about personal life at that, it’d not be strange if you thought that it’s just a waste of time. But still the lolicon listen to the story earnestly, and said.
“Misaki that you mentioned, she’s that little girl from that time right……?”
“……Yeah, that’s right.”
“Damn man……”
The lolicon walks unsteadily to his computer, before violently tapping on his keyboard. I can’t see it clearly because his back is obstructing it, but there’s several terminals appearing on the screen, for some reason the small letters in it continues to pile up longer and longer.
Eventually something appeared on it full-screen, and a voice starts playing.
『Little Girl Capturing Simulator is starting ♪』
If I’m not mistaken, that’s the voice of the lolicon that’s in front of me right now.
I ask the lolicon with my eyes wide open. What the hell is that, just now.
The lolicon looks at me with eyes so serious that I’ve never seen before and start speaking.
“It’s a simulator that has a unique self-learning algorithm, using all of the information in its own storage server. Here if you fill in the information about any little girl, and also your relationship with her, it’ll instantly give you a guidance on how best to get along with that little girl.”
……This guy, what on earth is he talking about?
“Listen here Tendou Ryuusei, I didn’t want to help you or anything. It’s just that, I want the little girls to have a smile on their face all the time.”
While I’m still being dumbfounded, the lolicon continues with a strangely proud face.
“Little girls are an existence akin to angels that can heal people’s heart just by being there, but still when something happened that make them happy, I can’t describe in words very well but, they’ll give a smile that makes your heart skip a beat. Do you understand? Those smiles is how they conveyed their gratitude. Adults on the other hand they’re dirty…… when they want to convey their gratitude, it’s either with things, money or just straight up words. But little girls are different. Those girl, they’re pure, they express their gratitude with their smile. And for the purpose of protecting that smile, I’ll no absolutely anything for it!”
And then the lolicon―― no I mean Wazaki Yuuto gives me his hand, with his face full of affections.
“So stand up already Tendou Ryuusei. We shall, make Misaki-chan smiles.”
I look at him in the eyes, for a while.
There’s not a single speck of cloudiness in his eyes.
It’s as if, his eyes are made out of clear blue sky.
Rather, they’re made out of the sun that illuminates the sky.
Bathed in such a divine light, the shadow that clouded my heart disappeared.
I take his hand, and stands up.
Our eyes met.
You, you are a good person.
Hahaha, it’s nothing really.
“First off, what should I do?”
“Misaki-chan, how old is she?”
“She’s five.”
“Is that for real, it’s a perfect then.”
It’s the first time, that I felt like me and someone else understand each other.
『Then let’s get to work shall weー』
And so, a simulation for getting along with Misaki has begun.
Apparently the first thing it did is asking me question, after I answer various questions the simulator gave me honestly, eventually I hear Yuuto’s cheerful voice coming out of the screen saying『 I’m going to announce the results now♪』, and so a wall of text appeared.
Tendou Ryuusei-san, you’re an active type of person. However you’re not very good at thinking, when you’re in good mood you think about things thoroughly, on the contrary if you’re in bad mood you tend to not think very thoroughly. Sometimes your words can give people the courage they need, and sometimes it gives people some serious discomfort. As for your activeness, sometimes it’s reliable, and sometimes annoying. However, not everyone has the qualities like that of yours. As for why, it’s because people are afraid of failures. The same also applies to active people too. The difference between the two is, one have the courage to face their fear head-on and the other one does not. And so, needless to say that confronting their fear is scarier than just running away from it. That’s why people that confronted their fear, know how those fear feels like the most. Surely, you’re a type of person that can’t just ignore someone who’s in trouble. The type of little girls that is recommend to you is, an orphan girl. By all means please open the door of an orphanage, and rescue those lost little girls to the better path.
“……Its writing is pretty good up until the latter half.”
“No way it’s perfect all the way to the end no matter how you see it. By the way, when I created this I’m confident that if I got criticized harshly by it I’ll surely die, so I made it so that no matter what you input in it’ll give a result that make you happy.”
Stop that, it make me looks like an idiot for being a bit happy about it.
“Well, what do I do next?”
“Are you blind or something Tendou Ryuusei. There’s the next button on the lower right of the screen. Click it.”
I did what he told, clicking on the pink button that has the word next written on it.
『Tell me about the little girl you’re aiming for ♪』
Somehow I felt like I just got asked with a disgraceful question but, whatever.
Q Age Ａ Five years old.
Q Is that girl becomes timid in front of people?
Hmmm, it’s a yes-or-no question…… but which one is it? She seems to be doing fine when she met Kohinata-san, so I think she isn’t timid type…… I guess?
A No.
Q Is that girl talkative?
A No.
Q Is that girl likes to read books?
A Yes.
I don’t know what those questions are for, but I continues to answer them. And every time I answer an question my mood will be either “Heheh, I sure know a lot about Misaki” or “……I wanna die, I can’t even answer an question like this.”
Eventually, the question related to me and Misaki has begun.
Q What is your relationship between you and that girl?
A Father and daughter.
Q Hah, daughter? Go die you normie.
“Oi, the hell is this.”
“Wait, there shouldn’t be an question like this…… oh it’s that guy, he mess with the codes again!”
“So the guy you meant is that guy huh…… by the way where is he?”
“He’s out selling.”
“Selling?”
“He’s out negotiating people to buy our system that we made. Well recently our profits from homepage selling is already enough though.”
“I see. Then, what should I do with this, redo it?”
“Well…… Just type this in, sorry sorry it’s just a joke. That should be fine.”
“The hell is that, there’s no way a machine could answer to such ques……”
A Sorry sorry it’s just a joke.
Q You gave me quite a shock really～, then the truth is?
“As you can see, it’s as I said right?”
“Is this for real…… Machine these days are really incredible.”
I pulled my self together, and start thinking about the other answer.
If a father and daughter relationship is no good, then what’s it? Father-in-law? No, if it saw the word father it might give strange questions again. If I have to describe my relationship with Misaki in another word it’d be……
A Housemate.
Q Where did you kidnap that girl?
“Can I just break this computer right now?”
“No don’t don’t! This thing worth is one hundred Yukichi-s (One million yen.) and three of us our entire golden week!”
“One hundr…… Well then I won’t break it. But what should I do with this.”
“F-, first try typing around the neighborhood in as an answer.”
“……Alright.”
A Around the neighborhood.
Q I’ve reported it to the police.
“Oi, we got reported.”
“Fair enough.”
Just a few minutes before, I thought that I already understand this guy.
Seems like that’s not the case.
“I won’t ask for help from you ever again.”
“Calm down first Tendou Ryuusei, there must be something wrong going on. I won’t make things that aren’t perfect.”
“Shut up you lolicon.”
“……Oh I see, I kn0w the cause of this Tendou Ryuusei! Of all the information that I gathered, there’s no information about a daughter at all. As for why, it’s because information sources are all from other lolicons!”
“I wanna punch my self for thinking about relying on this thing even for a moment. What the hell is this feeling, what should I do with this.”
“Thank you Tendou Ryuusei! If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t notice this mistake!”
……He didn’t listen at all.
The lolicon starts tapping on the keyboard with a happy face.
『If he’s like that then he won’t stop until he finishes it. You can go back when it’s the time to leave it’s okay.』
And, Sakamoto who’s working nearby speaks with his cheerful girly voice.
……I wonder what time is it currently.
I just sit down on the spot while feeling empty inside my heart, wondering what I should do in the meantime, and so I starts learning about the job that the lolicon gave me yesterday.
Chapter 26: The day I and the lolicon understand each other.
Since then, Misaki’s mood hasn’t improved at all.
Misaki’s mood has gone downhill only once in the past. At that time the cause is the alcohol I drank so I fix the problem swiftly, but this time is different.
I’m worried. Really worried.
However, I can’t think up what is the cause for her bad mood.
As a result……
“Oi oi, are you okay Tendou Ryuusei.”
I’m in such a bad condition that even the lolicon worries about me.
『Your face looks like you’re going to die…… Should I call an ambulance?』
“I’m fine, not going to die yet.”
When I replied back to cutely girly voice, the lolicon brings me a nearby chair.
“Let’s just sit first. Well, tell me what happened.”
“……Maybe, I’m no good after all.”
“So what the hell actually happened Tendou Ryuusei.”
“……Misaki is…… Misaki is.”
I told the lolicon all about what happened.
You might be wondering why the hell are we talking during work time. And the topic is about personal life at that, it’d not be strange if you thought that it’s just a waste of time. But still the lolicon listen to the story earnestly, and said.
“Misaki that you mentioned, she’s that little girl from that time right……?”
“……Yeah, that’s right.”
“Damn man……”
The lolicon walks unsteadily to his computer, before violently tapping on his keyboard. I can’t see it clearly because his back is obstructing it, but there’s several terminals appearing on the screen, for some reason the small letters in it continues to pile up longer and longer.
Eventually something appeared on it full-screen, and a voice starts playing.
『Little Girl Capturing Simulator is starting ♪』
If I’m not mistaken, that’s the voice of the lolicon that’s in front of me right now.
I ask the lolicon with my eyes wide open. What the hell is that, just now.
The lolicon looks at me with eyes so serious that I’ve never seen before and start speaking.
“It’s a simulator that has a unique self-learning algorithm, using all of the information in its own storage server. Here if you fill in the information about any little girl, and also your relationship with her, it’ll instantly give you a guidance on how best to get along with that little girl.”
……This guy, what on earth is he talking about?
“Listen here Tendou Ryuusei, I didn’t want to help you or anything. It’s just that, I want the little girls to have a smile on their face all the time.”
While I’m still being dumbfounded, the lolicon continues with a strangely proud face.
“Little girls are an existence akin to angels that can heal people’s heart just by being there, but still when something happened that make them happy, I can’t describe in words very well but, they’ll give a smile that makes your heart skip a beat. Do you understand? Those smiles is how they conveyed their gratitude. Adults on the other hand they’re dirty…… when they want to convey their gratitude, it’s either with things, money or just straight up words. But little girls are different. Those girl, they’re pure, they express their gratitude with their smile. And for the purpose of protecting that smile, I’ll no absolutely anything for it!”
And then the lolicon―― no I mean Wazaki Yuuto gives me his hand, with his face full of affections.
“So stand up already Tendou Ryuusei. We shall, make Misaki-chan smiles.”
I look at him in the eyes, for a while.
There’s not a single speck of cloudiness in his eyes.
It’s as if, his eyes are made out of clear blue sky.
Rather, they’re made out of the sun that illuminates the sky.
Bathed in such a divine light, the shadow that clouded my heart disappeared.
I take his hand, and stands up.
Our eyes met.
You, you are a good person.
Hahaha, it’s nothing really.
“First off, what should I do?”
“Misaki-chan, how old is she?”
“She’s five.”
“Is that for real, it’s a perfect then.”
It’s the first time, that I felt like me and someone else understand each other.
『Then let’s get to work shall weー』
And so, a simulation for getting along with Misaki has begun.
Apparently the first thing it did is asking me question, after I answer various questions the simulator gave me honestly, eventually I hear Yuuto’s cheerful voice coming out of the screen saying『 I’m going to announce the results now♪』, and so a wall of text appeared.
Tendou Ryuusei-san, you’re an active type of person. However you’re not very good at thinking, when you’re in good mood you think about things thoroughly, on the contrary if you’re in bad mood you tend to not think very thoroughly. Sometimes your words can give people the courage they need, and sometimes it gives people some serious discomfort. As for your activeness, sometimes it’s reliable, and sometimes annoying. However, not everyone has the qualities like that of yours. As for why, it’s because people are afraid of failures. The same also applies to active people too. The difference between the two is, one have the courage to face their fear head-on and the other one does not. And so, needless to say that confronting their fear is scarier than just running away from it. That’s why people that confronted their fear, know how those fear feels like the most. Surely, you’re a type of person that can’t just ignore someone who’s in trouble. The type of little girls that is recommend to you is, an orphan girl. By all means please open the door of an orphanage, and rescue those lost little girls to the better path.
“……Its writing is pretty good up until the latter half.”
“No way it’s perfect all the way to the end no matter how you see it. By the way, when I created this I’m confident that if I got criticized harshly by it I’ll surely die, so I made it so that no matter what you input in it’ll give a result that make you happy.”
Stop that, it make me looks like an idiot for being a bit happy about it.
“Well, what do I do next?”
“Are you blind or something Tendou Ryuusei. There’s the next button on the lower right of the screen. Click it.”
I did what he told, clicking on the pink button that has the word next written on it.
『Tell me about the little girl you’re aiming for ♪』
Somehow I felt like I just got asked with a disgraceful question but, whatever.
Q Age Ａ Five years old.
Q Is that girl becomes timid in front of people?
Hmmm, it’s a yes-or-no question…… but which one is it? She seems to be doing fine when she met Kohinata-san, so I think she isn’t timid type…… I guess?
A No.
Q Is that girl talkative?
A No.
Q Is that girl likes to read books?
A Yes.
I don’t know what those questions are for, but I continues to answer them. And every time I answer an question my mood will be either “Heheh, I sure know a lot about Misaki” or “……I wanna die, I can’t even answer an question like this.”
Eventually, the question related to me and Misaki has begun.
Q What is your relationship between you and that girl?
A Father and daughter.
Q Hah, daughter? Go die you normie.
“Oi, the hell is this.”
“Wait, there shouldn’t be an question like this…… oh it’s that guy, he mess with the codes again!”
“So the guy you meant is that guy huh…… by the way where is he?”
“He’s out selling.”
“Selling?”
“He’s out negotiating people to buy our system that we made. Well recently our profits from homepage selling is already enough though.”
“I see. Then, what should I do with this, redo it?”
“Well…… Just type this in, sorry sorry it’s just a joke. That should be fine.”
“The hell is that, there’s no way a machine could answer to such ques……”
A Sorry sorry it’s just a joke.
Q You gave me quite a shock really～, then the truth is?
“As you can see, it’s as I said right?”
“Is this for real…… Machine these days are really incredible.”
I pulled my self together, and start thinking about the other answer.
If a father and daughter relationship is no good, then what’s it? Father-in-law? No, if it saw the word father it might give strange questions again. If I have to describe my relationship with Misaki in another word it’d be……
A Housemate.
Q Where did you kidnap that girl?
“Can I just break this computer right now?”
“No don’t don’t! This thing worth is one hundred Yukichi-s (One million yen.) and three of us our entire golden week!”
“One hundr…… Well then I won’t break it. But what should I do with this.”
“F-, first try typing around the neighborhood in as an answer.”
“……Alright.”
A Around the neighborhood.
Q I’ve reported it to the police.
“Oi, we got reported.”
“Fair enough.”
Just a few minutes before, I thought that I already understand this guy.
Seems like that’s not the case.
“I won’t ask for help from you ever again.”
“Calm down first Tendou Ryuusei, there must be something wrong going on. I won’t make things that aren’t perfect.”
“Shut up you lolicon.”
“……Oh I see, I kn0w the cause of this Tendou Ryuusei! Of all the information that I gathered, there’s no information about a daughter at all. As for why, it’s because information sources are all from other lolicons!”
“I wanna punch my self for thinking about relying on this thing even for a moment. What the hell is this feeling, what should I do with this.”
“Thank you Tendou Ryuusei! If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t notice this mistake!”
……He didn’t listen at all.
The lolicon starts tapping on the keyboard with a happy face.
『If he’s like that then he won’t stop until he finishes it. You can go back when it’s the time to leave it’s okay.』
And, Sakamoto who’s working nearby speaks with his cheerful girly voice.
……I wonder what time is it currently.
I just sit down on the spot while feeling empty inside my heart, wondering what I should do in the meantime, and so I starts learning about the job that the lolicon gave me yesterday.
