Chapter 30: The day I got the details of my job.
I’ll continue doing this for one week.
It has been two weeks already since he made that decision.
Wazaki Yuuto, Sakamoto Takuto, and Tsunemura Saito. Including Tendou Ryuusei there’s four of them in total, they’re all employees under SDS limited liability company with Wazaki Yuuto as president of the company.
For now Ryuusei only has to study programming while watching his three seniors operating their computers, and while he himself still didn’t understand how this company manage to pay him two hundred thousands every month as salary, he starts to understand these three a little better.
Needless to say our president which is Yuuto is a lolicon.
Next, Takuto seems to be the vice-president, to overcome his weakness of inability to talk to people to the point it’s almost a disease, he has created a system where it uses his brainwave to produce voice, although he look like a pervert but surprisingly he’s a man of commonsense. He give helpful advices to Ryuusei, and also help Yuuto’s mom to serve the tea confectioneries on a regular basis.
The last one is Saito the sales representative. He usually have a bit of saying “Always take a break for your mind.”, and a refreshing smile is always on his face. However, he’s very sensitive to a certain word, and of course when he heard that word, he’ll be so mad that you can’t even talk with him at all.
And so like that Ryuusei has―― I have, already become accustomed to my workplace.
“……Listen up Tendou Ryuusei, incompetent people are afraid of failures and people denying them, but competent people do not, they didn’t register those fear in their head at all in the first place. But instead they’re afraid of something else. Do you got it? And what they’re afraid of is being disturbed. Right now I need to focus myself so don’t talk to me will you!”
“Your mom just brought lunch.”
“Very well, then it’s break time!”
In response to the lolicon’s voice, Takuto starts tapping on his computer. Then the ceiling opened, and with a keen sound a table appeared.
“What a futuristic room.”
“It’s not something advanced technologically though.”
『 Well not many people try to remodel their room after all ☆』
Three of us sits around the table and starts eating. It seems like Saito is out selling something today as well so he’s not here.
“Today is katsudon huh…… Mom is so enthusiastic lately.”
『 Look like she’s happy that Yuuto has made a new friend. 』
“He’s not my friend he is my subordinate! This is a very important matter you know!”
After he yelled loudly, the lolicon starts devouring his katsudon. On the other hand I just quietly pick up my chopsticks.
……Delicious. I gotta have Misaki try this next time.
“Anyway being a lolicon’s subordinate, somehow it sounds really humiliating.”
“What did you say!?”
“Can’t you at least call me a helper or something?”
“Well you see Tendou Ryuusei. In what kind of manner you’re helping me right now?”
Ku, if he said something like this then I can’t reply back at all.
“Now that you remind me about it, are you sure to give me my salary? I mean I’ve only been studying so far you know……”
“How many times do I have to say this Tendou Ryuusei. It isn’t salary but an investment for the future. And also I personally feel like I’m paying Misaki-chan, so don’t get me wrong.”
“I see……”
I think he didn’t lie, but I’m still not convinced.
“Ryuusei-kun, what are you worrying about I wonder?”
Takuto ask me while he’s still eating the katsudon.
……So with this machine you can still eat while talking huh, so convenient.
“Well two hundred thousands yen, it’s a lot of money right. So I’m just thinking why you’re paying me that much when all I do right now is only studying.”
The amount of money I earned in a day from doing manual labor job is only about one Yukichi (10,000 yen.) and a bit. I do it for ten hours so it’s about a thousand yen per hour, and that is already including the overtime fee too. So with this job if you want to earn two hundred thousands yen you have to work for a total of two hundred hours.
And here I am only studying in Wazaki Yuuto’s house for a month, roughly translates into about two hundred hours. Even though in term of fatigue this feels the same as doing absolutely nothing, but you earned the same amount of pay as those risky labor job. I’m having a hard time understanding the logic. And also, this two hundred thousands remind me of the Livelihood Protection Welfare.
And so the lolicon turns toward me, and said with an attitude.
“Geez, this is why scumbags are……”
Hey, just now that really offense me you know……?
And in front of me who’s starting to relax my muscle on my hand and feet, the lolicon showed me something.
“What the hell is this.”
“It’s cellphone. Don’t you know it you caveman.”
“I didn’t ask that, I mean what’s the point of this?”
“There’s a number on this receiving section here can you read it?”
“Are you taking me for a fool? It’s sixty three.”
“Correct. Then, what number is this on~e?”
I’m seriously getting irritated. The hell is wrong with this guy.
“Is it the number of times I can punch you?”
“Wait wait wait calm down Tendou Ryuusei, no violence!”
“It’s just a joke. Well just tell me already.”
“Geez…… these are requests. Which means the number of our job.”
“Well, is that a lot?”
“Listen up, what you Tendou Ryuusei should pay attention to is the amount of compensation for each job. Of course the amount changes between various jobs, but on average do you think how much is it?”
“About ten thousands?”
“It’s not a part-time job! The answer is it’s about three million!”
“Three……”
Are you kidding me? Isn’t what they do all day is just playing with computers.
“The lowest is one hundred thousand, the top one is ten of millions. Do you understand it yet Tendou Ryuusei, Paying you two hundred thousands monthly feels like giving little girls their pocket money. Put it simply it’s dirt cheap.
“So it’s like that…… By the way, how many hours of work do you have to do for the least paying one.”
“Two-, no about three hours I guess. At most about five hours.”
“Are you kidding me, who would pay a hundred thousand for a work like that.”
“Well in this world such a work exist. Listen up Tendou Ryuusei, there’s various jobs in this world.”
“I know that much.”
“Don’t interrupt when the other person is still speaking! For example, on weekends there’s that person in front of the mobile phone corner doing that spinning thing right?” 1
“Dunno, what’s that.”
“Just as I thought. Well you see, in this case you have to give lottery tickets to lots of little girls, and watch them spin that thing, eventually you recommend their papa-san and mama-san to change their phone into a brand-new one it’s a simple job.”
Is the little girl role here even necessary?
“If you convert the reward of this heavenly job into hourly wage, it’s roughly one thousand five hundred per hour. But if you’re the suit-wearing guy doing things at the counter you earn about two thousands per hour…… Do you get it now? While those at the bottom work to their bone to earn only a thousand, those who know their job can earn double of that amount by just playing with little girls.”
“……Are you kidding me?”
“It’s real, I bet that’s a shock for you Tendou Ryuusei. ……No way, isn’t my annual income too low? When people said that they didn’t mean it as a gag but they’re serious. Lucky for you to have joined my company, you can be more thankful to me you know.”
“……”
“Hey don’t ignore me, I’m a little lonely here you know!?”
I ignore the noisy lolicon, and continues to eat my food.
……Various jobs, huh.
I still can’t accept what I heard from the lolicon immediately. The fact that the amount you earn from just by playing with computers, is worlds apart from what you can earn by working on a life-threatening jobs I can’t accept that fact easily at all.
While I continues to eat my food with gloomy feelings inside me, the lolicon mutters something.
“By the way I’ll tell you something Tendou Ryuusei. When I’m still a student I’m on the bottom feeders side myself. But one of my friend introduce me to a part-time job where you get to play with little girls, and so I’ve realized a lot of things. This world is twisted…… That’s why I start my own business.”
Said the lolicon, while his eyes feels like he’s looking into somewhere faraway.
“To recreate this world where hundred millions of people lives is hard, but to create my own world to live in is very easy…… Really, it’s laughably easy.”
I thought, that I somewhat what to know what he actually realized about. But I think he won’t talk about it, and I don’t think I’ll understand it even if I hear it either.
It’s as if the heavy atmosphere are flowing, into this carefree workplace. And the one that destroys this atmosphere, is none other than Takuto.
『A Chuunibyo nice.』
“What did you say!?”
In an instant the usual carefree atmosphere returned, I both feels amazed and weakened at the same time.
“Oi Tendou Ryuusei! It’s little girl time, talk something about Misaki-chan already!”
“What’s up with you suddenly.”
“It’s whatever, well how do I put this, I feels itchy on my back!”
『You’re feeling embarrassed right.』
“I-i-i-it’s not like that! It’s not like that at all you know!”
……Something about Misaki huh.
“Yeah right, yesterday Misaki ask me what you can do with mathematic skill and I’m kinda troubled. Do you have any idea?”
“Well if you can do math you can do programming.”
“Is that so?”
“That’s right. Well rather, the hell is that question. Misaki-chan is only five isn’t she?”
“She likes to study you see. She just mastered the whole math drill yesterday.”
“Seriously!? Let’s try teaching Misaki-chan about programming one day, I’m sure she’s going to be even better than you Tendou Ryuusei.”
“I can’t deny that but please don’t do it, I won’t have any worth left like that.”
『Genius little girl programmer is comingー』
“No she won’t! I will never let her come here!”
And when I thought we’re about to talk seriously for once this happens. At first I thought that this workplace is weird, but it seems like I still underestimate it too much. However, this workplace might not be that bad after all, I thought.
In this world there are various jobs. Surely, I’m one of such example.
Depend on whether or not a person know their jobs, their life will vary greatly. It’s not exaggeration. In fact, if I have never met Wazaki Yuuto my life would have changed completely.
I receive two hundred thousands a month, I can still go pick Misaki up at five o’clock in the evening, and I can even stay with her during weekends.
I didn’t put in any extra efforts, this coincidence brought purely by good fortune, maybe I really should think more deeply about it.
I thought, aimlessly.
But as of now, I don’t really get it after all.
Chapter 30: The day I got the details of my job.
I’ll continue doing this for one week.
It has been two weeks already since he made that decision.
Wazaki Yuuto, Sakamoto Takuto, and Tsunemura Saito. Including Tendou Ryuusei there’s four of them in total, they’re all employees under SDS limited liability company with Wazaki Yuuto as president of the company.
For now Ryuusei only has to study programming while watching his three seniors operating their computers, and while he himself still didn’t understand how this company manage to pay him two hundred thousands every month as salary, he starts to understand these three a little better.
Needless to say our president which is Yuuto is a lolicon.
Next, Takuto seems to be the vice-president, to overcome his weakness of inability to talk to people to the point it’s almost a disease, he has created a system where it uses his brainwave to produce voice, although he look like a pervert but surprisingly he’s a man of commonsense. He give helpful advices to Ryuusei, and also help Yuuto’s mom to serve the tea confectioneries on a regular basis.
The last one is Saito the sales representative. He usually have a bit of saying “Always take a break for your mind.”, and a refreshing smile is always on his face. However, he’s very sensitive to a certain word, and of course when he heard that word, he’ll be so mad that you can’t even talk with him at all.
And so like that Ryuusei has―― I have, already become accustomed to my workplace.
“……Listen up Tendou Ryuusei, incompetent people are afraid of failures and people denying them, but competent people do not, they didn’t register those fear in their head at all in the first place. But instead they’re afraid of something else. Do you got it? And what they’re afraid of is being disturbed. Right now I need to focus myself so don’t talk to me will you!”
“Your mom just brought lunch.”
“Very well, then it’s break time!”
In response to the lolicon’s voice, Takuto starts tapping on his computer. Then the ceiling opened, and with a keen sound a table appeared.
“What a futuristic room.”
“It’s not something advanced technologically though.”
『 Well not many people try to remodel their room after all ☆』
Three of us sits around the table and starts eating. It seems like Saito is out selling something today as well so he’s not here.
“Today is katsudon huh…… Mom is so enthusiastic lately.”
『 Look like she’s happy that Yuuto has made a new friend. 』
“He’s not my friend he is my subordinate! This is a very important matter you know!”
After he yelled loudly, the lolicon starts devouring his katsudon. On the other hand I just quietly pick up my chopsticks.
……Delicious. I gotta have Misaki try this next time.
“Anyway being a lolicon’s subordinate, somehow it sounds really humiliating.”
“What did you say!?”
“Can’t you at least call me a helper or something?”
“Well you see Tendou Ryuusei. In what kind of manner you’re helping me right now?”
Ku, if he said something like this then I can’t reply back at all.
“Now that you remind me about it, are you sure to give me my salary? I mean I’ve only been studying so far you know……”
“How many times do I have to say this Tendou Ryuusei. It isn’t salary but an investment for the future. And also I personally feel like I’m paying Misaki-chan, so don’t get me wrong.”
“I see……”
I think he didn’t lie, but I’m still not convinced.
“Ryuusei-kun, what are you worrying about I wonder?”
Takuto ask me while he’s still eating the katsudon.
……So with this machine you can still eat while talking huh, so convenient.
“Well two hundred thousands yen, it’s a lot of money right. So I’m just thinking why you’re paying me that much when all I do right now is only studying.”
The amount of money I earned in a day from doing manual labor job is only about one Yukichi (10,000 yen.) and a bit. I do it for ten hours so it’s about a thousand yen per hour, and that is already including the overtime fee too. So with this job if you want to earn two hundred thousands yen you have to work for a total of two hundred hours.
And here I am only studying in Wazaki Yuuto’s house for a month, roughly translates into about two hundred hours. Even though in term of fatigue this feels the same as doing absolutely nothing, but you earned the same amount of pay as those risky labor job. I’m having a hard time understanding the logic. And also, this two hundred thousands remind me of the Livelihood Protection Welfare.
And so the lolicon turns toward me, and said with an attitude.
“Geez, this is why scumbags are……”
Hey, just now that really offense me you know……?
And in front of me who’s starting to relax my muscle on my hand and feet, the lolicon showed me something.
“What the hell is this.”
“It’s cellphone. Don’t you know it you caveman.”
“I didn’t ask that, I mean what’s the point of this?”
“There’s a number on this receiving section here can you read it?”
“Are you taking me for a fool? It’s sixty three.”
“Correct. Then, what number is this on~e?”
I’m seriously getting irritated. The hell is wrong with this guy.
“Is it the number of times I can punch you?”
“Wait wait wait calm down Tendou Ryuusei, no violence!”
“It’s just a joke. Well just tell me already.”
“Geez…… these are requests. Which means the number of our job.”
“Well, is that a lot?”
“Listen up, what you Tendou Ryuusei should pay attention to is the amount of compensation for each job. Of course the amount changes between various jobs, but on average do you think how much is it?”
“About ten thousands?”
“It’s not a part-time job! The answer is it’s about three million!”
“Three……”
Are you kidding me? Isn’t what they do all day is just playing with computers.
“The lowest is one hundred thousand, the top one is ten of millions. Do you understand it yet Tendou Ryuusei, Paying you two hundred thousands monthly feels like giving little girls their pocket money. Put it simply it’s dirt cheap.
“So it’s like that…… By the way, how many hours of work do you have to do for the least paying one.”
“Two-, no about three hours I guess. At most about five hours.”
“Are you kidding me, who would pay a hundred thousand for a work like that.”
“Well in this world such a work exist. Listen up Tendou Ryuusei, there’s various jobs in this world.”
“I know that much.”
“Don’t interrupt when the other person is still speaking! For example, on weekends there’s that person in front of the mobile phone corner doing that spinning thing right?” 1
“Dunno, what’s that.”
“Just as I thought. Well you see, in this case you have to give lottery tickets to lots of little girls, and watch them spin that thing, eventually you recommend their papa-san and mama-san to change their phone into a brand-new one it’s a simple job.”
Is the little girl role here even necessary?
“If you convert the reward of this heavenly job into hourly wage, it’s roughly one thousand five hundred per hour. But if you’re the suit-wearing guy doing things at the counter you earn about two thousands per hour…… Do you get it now? While those at the bottom work to their bone to earn only a thousand, those who know their job can earn double of that amount by just playing with little girls.”
“……Are you kidding me?”
“It’s real, I bet that’s a shock for you Tendou Ryuusei. ……No way, isn’t my annual income too low? When people said that they didn’t mean it as a gag but they’re serious. Lucky for you to have joined my company, you can be more thankful to me you know.”
“……”
“Hey don’t ignore me, I’m a little lonely here you know!?”
I ignore the noisy lolicon, and continues to eat my food.
……Various jobs, huh.
I still can’t accept what I heard from the lolicon immediately. The fact that the amount you earn from just by playing with computers, is worlds apart from what you can earn by working on a life-threatening jobs I can’t accept that fact easily at all.
While I continues to eat my food with gloomy feelings inside me, the lolicon mutters something.
“By the way I’ll tell you something Tendou Ryuusei. When I’m still a student I’m on the bottom feeders side myself. But one of my friend introduce me to a part-time job where you get to play with little girls, and so I’ve realized a lot of things. This world is twisted…… That’s why I start my own business.”
Said the lolicon, while his eyes feels like he’s looking into somewhere faraway.
“To recreate this world where hundred millions of people lives is hard, but to create my own world to live in is very easy…… Really, it’s laughably easy.”
I thought, that I somewhat what to know what he actually realized about. But I think he won’t talk about it, and I don’t think I’ll understand it even if I hear it either.
It’s as if the heavy atmosphere are flowing, into this carefree workplace. And the one that destroys this atmosphere, is none other than Takuto.
『A Chuunibyo nice.』
“What did you say!?”
In an instant the usual carefree atmosphere returned, I both feels amazed and weakened at the same time.
“Oi Tendou Ryuusei! It’s little girl time, talk something about Misaki-chan already!”
“What’s up with you suddenly.”
“It’s whatever, well how do I put this, I feels itchy on my back!”
『You’re feeling embarrassed right.』
“I-i-i-it’s not like that! It’s not like that at all you know!”
……Something about Misaki huh.
“Yeah right, yesterday Misaki ask me what you can do with mathematic skill and I’m kinda troubled. Do you have any idea?”
“Well if you can do math you can do programming.”
“Is that so?”
“That’s right. Well rather, the hell is that question. Misaki-chan is only five isn’t she?”
“She likes to study you see. She just mastered the whole math drill yesterday.”
“Seriously!? Let’s try teaching Misaki-chan about programming one day, I’m sure she’s going to be even better than you Tendou Ryuusei.”
“I can’t deny that but please don’t do it, I won’t have any worth left like that.”
『Genius little girl programmer is comingー』
“No she won’t! I will never let her come here!”
And when I thought we’re about to talk seriously for once this happens. At first I thought that this workplace is weird, but it seems like I still underestimate it too much. However, this workplace might not be that bad after all, I thought.
In this world there are various jobs. Surely, I’m one of such example.
Depend on whether or not a person know their jobs, their life will vary greatly. It’s not exaggeration. In fact, if I have never met Wazaki Yuuto my life would have changed completely.
I receive two hundred thousands a month, I can still go pick Misaki up at five o’clock in the evening, and I can even stay with her during weekends.
I didn’t put in any extra efforts, this coincidence brought purely by good fortune, maybe I really should think more deeply about it.
I thought, aimlessly.
But as of now, I don’t really get it after all.
