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[Author's Brain]: Don't study. Just sleep or watch y*utube.
[Author]: What? But I have an exam, so I should study, right?
[Author's Brain]: No. Don't study. You will fail anyway.
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: What?
[Author]: You said that I will fail? How could you even say that?
[Author's Brain]: Well, if you just study better, you will not fail.
[Author]: That's what I want to do now! I want to study, so can you let me study?
[Author's Brain]: Well yeah, I suppose that you can... But how about your novel? Whacha gonna do about that?
[Author]: Oh, my novel? I'll just post the next chap after the exam.
[Author's Brain]: ....Really? You will delay another chap again? How many delays did you have already? This is getting embarrassing by now!
[Author]: Embarrassed my ass! I want to post many chaps too, but life is hard, you know? Even if I want to post chapters, it's just hard.... Especially if you are in a middle of a fight scene in the novel.
[Author's Brain]: ...Right, so it is hard for you to write, and you have an exam. I get it.
[Author]: So will you let me study now?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, but feed me with those yuri manga first.
[Author]: Feed you with what?
[Author's Brain]: Feed me with those yuri manga of yours.
[Author]: When you say yuri, you mean that kind of 'yuri'?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, the one where two cute anime women are in a romantic relationship. Haah~ It's really nice to see those kind of beautiful people...
[Author]: Hold the f**k up. I ain't doing that. It's just-
[Author's Brain]: There's new chapters of A***r S****l, Y***i S******S S***y, L**y L**e 2, and L**a on the app, right? Go on and look at them!
[Author]: Nope, nope, nope. I have an exam, so I can't afford to get distracted...
[Author's Brain]: I see. So will you look at those yuri once the exam is done?
[Author]: Maybe yes, but NO! I won't be looking! I still have to write chapters after the exam too!
[Author's Brain]: Aw... so you won't be looking at any yuri manga at all?
[Author]: Nope. So please just stop yammering me and just let me study in peace.
[Author's Brain]: Ok.
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: ...
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: ...
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: Hey, I have a question for you.
[Author]: Sigh, what is it now?
[Author's Brain]: If a clown from a circus is actually a woman, would you still call her a clown?
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: If a specie of an elephant that could fly were to be discovered, will we call that elephant as Dumbo?
[Author]: ???
[Author's Brain]: Some people say that large lizards taste like chicken. Do you believe that?
[Author]: Man... you know what? You should just shut the f**k up. You must be hella tired now. Go to sleep, man. Come one. You deserve some rest.
[Author's Brain]: I don't need rest, I need answers!
[Author]: Nope, you really need to rest now. If you don't rest, you will feel bad.
[Author's Brain]: Ok, I can rest… But wait, don't you have an exam later? If I rest now, then how could you study?
[Author]: F**k, why do you have to remind me of that? Now you're making me anxious again!
[Author's Brain]: Man, why are you feeling anxious? Just study for the exam, and you will pass! Trust yourself and trust the process!
[Author]: If the exam were just that easy, I will be really confident…
[Author's Brain]: Hm? Did you say something?
[Author]: Nothing. I said nothing.
[Author's Brain]: Good. So let's go outside today and-
[Author]: Wait, go outside? But how about the studying? You just said that I should study!
[Author's Brain]: Well I changed my mind now. Let's just go outside first. You need some breath of fresh air too.
[Author]: Is that what you really want? You really just want a breath of fresh air?
[Author's Brain]: Y-yes, that's what I only really want.
[Author]: You're lying. You're just don't want to study, right?
[Author's Brain]: Hah? Me? Lazy to study? I will never be that kind of thing! Come on, we're in university, so I can't afford to be lazy! Being lazy is just for-
[Author]: Find the momentum profile when-
[Author's Brain]: Argh no! I don't want to think anymore! No! Don't give me that question!
[Author]: See? You don't want to study. I just reminded you of an old question, and you're already panicking like this….
[Author's Brain]: ….
[Author]: ….
[Author's Brain]: …
[Author]: Sigh, you don't need to be this scared. Come on, you just have to study a little-
[Author's Brain]: Little? You said little? Come on, with the materials that we had to study, this will take us a whole day to finish them all! You call that little? Man, f**k you! F**k you and your stupid class! You should have not taken it in the first place!
[Author]: Hey! Don't blame me for the class that I took! It's a class that is part of my course! There's no way that I can avoid it!
[Author's Brain]: Hmph, whatever! Since I don't like to study, you can't make me study. Now go resume your sleep and just watch youtube videos later….
[Author]: Yawn… I do feel sleepy today. Maybe just one nap will do- Hey! I said no sleeping today! How many times do I have to remind you about that?
[Author's Brain]: Tsk, the sleeping attempt failed…
[Author]: Hey, what are you mumbling there about, huh? Are you thinking of skipping the 'study session' again?
[Author's Brain]: What? No! I am not thinking about that anymore! I was just, you know, thinking of the proper method that you should use for the 'study-session' later.
[Author]: Is that so?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, I am telling the truth! I even swear that with my life!
[Author]: Your life? You do know that you and I are just the same, right?
[Author's Brain]: Oh yeah, haha… We're just the same… How could I have forgotten that?
[Author]: Oh my- You know what? I will forgive you for doing this so much commotion. Just please… please don't think of slacking of the study sessions anymore. Just do that, and all will be fine.
[Author's Brain]: Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions… Yes, I can do that.
[Author]: Good. Now then, help me out on sorting the review materials. Let's get the one about-
[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: No, that won't do. I just ate 3 hours earlier, so I can't eat again. I will just get fatter!
[Author's Brain]: I don't care. Just feed me. I need them calories already.
[Author]: No means no! I don't have much money today, so even if you want to eat, I can't afford that!
[Author's Brain]: What? You don't have any money anymore? But what about your allowance for this week? Isn't that-
[Author]: Um, I spent it all for food earlier already.
[Author's Brain]: What?
[Author]: What?
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[[[Author's Note: I do have an exam, so next chapter will be posted not today, but later.]]]
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[Author's Brain]: Don't study. Just sleep or watch y*utube.
[Author]: What? But I have an exam, so I should study, right?
[Author's Brain]: No. Don't study. You will fail anyway.
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: What?
[Author]: You said that I will fail? How could you even say that?
[Author's Brain]: Well, if you just study better, you will not fail.
[Author]: That's what I want to do now! I want to study, so can you let me study?
[Author's Brain]: Well yeah, I suppose that you can... But how about your novel? Whacha gonna do about that?
[Author]: Oh, my novel? I'll just post the next chap after the exam.
[Author's Brain]: ....Really? You will delay another chap again? How many delays did you have already? This is getting embarrassing by now!
[Author]: Embarrassed my ass! I want to post many chaps too, but life is hard, you know? Even if I want to post chapters, it's just hard.... Especially if you are in a middle of a fight scene in the novel.
[Author's Brain]: ...Right, so it is hard for you to write, and you have an exam. I get it.
[Author]: So will you let me study now?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, but feed me with those yuri manga first.
[Author]: Feed you with what?
[Author's Brain]: Feed me with those yuri manga of yours.
[Author]: When you say yuri, you mean that kind of 'yuri'?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, the one where two cute anime women are in a romantic relationship. Haah~ It's really nice to see those kind of beautiful people...
[Author]: Hold the f**k up. I ain't doing that. It's just-
[Author's Brain]: There's new chapters of A***r S****l, Y***i S******S S***y, L**y L**e 2, and L**a on the app, right? Go on and look at them!
[Author]: Nope, nope, nope. I have an exam, so I can't afford to get distracted...
[Author's Brain]: I see. So will you look at those yuri once the exam is done?
[Author]: Maybe yes, but NO! I won't be looking! I still have to write chapters after the exam too!
[Author's Brain]: Aw... so you won't be looking at any yuri manga at all?
[Author]: Nope. So please just stop yammering me and just let me study in peace.
[Author's Brain]: Ok.
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: ...
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: ...
[Author]: ....
[Author's Brain]: Hey, I have a question for you.
[Author]: Sigh, what is it now?
[Author's Brain]: If a clown from a circus is actually a woman, would you still call her a clown?
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: If a specie of an elephant that could fly were to be discovered, will we call that elephant as Dumbo?
[Author]: ???
[Author's Brain]: Some people say that large lizards taste like chicken. Do you believe that?
[Author]: Man... you know what? You should just shut the f**k up. You must be hella tired now. Go to sleep, man. Come one. You deserve some rest.
[Author's Brain]: I don't need rest, I need answers!
[Author]: Nope, you really need to rest now. If you don't rest, you will feel bad.
[Author's Brain]: Ok, I can rest… But wait, don't you have an exam later? If I rest now, then how could you study?
[Author]: F**k, why do you have to remind me of that? Now you're making me anxious again!
[Author's Brain]: Man, why are you feeling anxious? Just study for the exam, and you will pass! Trust yourself and trust the process!
[Author]: If the exam were just that easy, I will be really confident…
[Author's Brain]: Hm? Did you say something?
[Author]: Nothing. I said nothing.
[Author's Brain]: Good. So let's go outside today and-
[Author]: Wait, go outside? But how about the studying? You just said that I should study!
[Author's Brain]: Well I changed my mind now. Let's just go outside first. You need some breath of fresh air too.
[Author]: Is that what you really want? You really just want a breath of fresh air?
[Author's Brain]: Y-yes, that's what I only really want.
[Author]: You're lying. You're just don't want to study, right?
[Author's Brain]: Hah? Me? Lazy to study? I will never be that kind of thing! Come on, we're in university, so I can't afford to be lazy! Being lazy is just for-
[Author]: Find the momentum profile when-
[Author's Brain]: Argh no! I don't want to think anymore! No! Don't give me that question!
[Author]: See? You don't want to study. I just reminded you of an old question, and you're already panicking like this….
[Author's Brain]: ….
[Author]: ….
[Author's Brain]: …
[Author]: Sigh, you don't need to be this scared. Come on, you just have to study a little-
[Author's Brain]: Little? You said little? Come on, with the materials that we had to study, this will take us a whole day to finish them all! You call that little? Man, f**k you! F**k you and your stupid class! You should have not taken it in the first place!
[Author]: Hey! Don't blame me for the class that I took! It's a class that is part of my course! There's no way that I can avoid it!
[Author's Brain]: Hmph, whatever! Since I don't like to study, you can't make me study. Now go resume your sleep and just watch youtube videos later….
[Author]: Yawn… I do feel sleepy today. Maybe just one nap will do- Hey! I said no sleeping today! How many times do I have to remind you about that?
[Author's Brain]: Tsk, the sleeping attempt failed…
[Author]: Hey, what are you mumbling there about, huh? Are you thinking of skipping the 'study session' again?
[Author's Brain]: What? No! I am not thinking about that anymore! I was just, you know, thinking of the proper method that you should use for the 'study-session' later.
[Author]: Is that so?
[Author's Brain]: Yes, I am telling the truth! I even swear that with my life!
[Author]: Your life? You do know that you and I are just the same, right?
[Author's Brain]: Oh yeah, haha… We're just the same… How could I have forgotten that?
[Author]: Oh my- You know what? I will forgive you for doing this so much commotion. Just please… please don't think of slacking of the study sessions anymore. Just do that, and all will be fine.
[Author's Brain]: Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions… Yes, I can do that.
[Author]: Good. Now then, help me out on sorting the review materials. Let's get the one about-
[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: What?
[Author's Brain]: I'm hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: No, that won't do. I just ate 3 hours earlier, so I can't eat again. I will just get fatter!
[Author's Brain]: I don't care. Just feed me. I need them calories already.
[Author]: No means no! I don't have much money today, so even if you want to eat, I can't afford that!
[Author's Brain]: What? You don't have any money anymore? But what about your allowance for this week? Isn't that-
[Author]: Um, I spent it all for food earlier already.
[Author's Brain]: What?
[Author]: What?
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[[[Author's Note: I do have an exam, so next chapter will be posted not today, but later.]]]
Author's Brain: Don't study. Just sleep or watch y*utube. Author: What? But I have an exam, so I should study, right? Author's Brain: No. Don't study. You will fail anyway. Author: What? Author's Brain: What? Author: You said that I will fail? How could you even say that? Author's Brain: Well, if you just study better, you will not fail. Author: That's what I want to do now! I want to study, so can you let me study? Author's Brain: Well yeah, I suppose that you can... But how about your novel? Whacha gonna do about that? Author: Oh, my novel? I'll just post the next chap after the exam. Author's Brain: ....Really? You will delay another chap again? How many delays did you have already? This is getting embarrassing by now! Author: Embarrassed my ass! I want to post many chaps too, but life is hard, you know? Even if I want to post chapters, it's just hard.... Especially if you are in a middle of a fight scene in the novel. Author's Brain: ...Right, so it is hard for you to write, and you have an exam. I get it. Author: So will you let me study now? Author's Brain: Yes, but feed me with those yuri manga first. Author: Feed you with what? Author's Brain: Feed me with those yuri manga of yours. Author: When you say yuri, you mean that kind of 'yuri'? Author's Brain: Yes, the one where two cute anime women are in a romantic relationship. Haah~ It's really nice to see those kind of beautiful people... Author: Hold the f**k up. I ain't doing that. It's just- Author's Brain: There's new chapters of A***r S****l, Y***i S******S S***y, L**y L**e 2, and L**a on the app, right? Go on and look at them! Author: Nope, nope, nope. I have an exam, so I can't afford to get distracted... Author's Brain: I see. So will you look at those yuri once the exam is done? Author: Maybe yes, but NO! I won't be looking! I still have to write chapters after the exam too! Author's Brain: Aw... so you won't be looking at any yuri manga at all? Author: Nope. So please just stop yammering me and just let me study in peace. Author's Brain: Ok. Author: .... Author's Brain: ... Author: .... Author's Brain: ... Author: .... Author's Brain: Hey, I have a question for you. Author: Sigh, what is it now? Author's Brain: If a clown from a circus is actually a woman, would you still call her a clown? Author: What? Author's Brain: If a specie of an elephant that could fly were to be discovered, will we call that elephant as Dumbo? Author: ??? Author's Brain: Some people say that large lizards taste like chicken. Do you believe that? Author: Man... you know what? You should just shut the f**k up.You must be hella tired now. Go to sleep, man. Come one. You deserve some rest. Author's Brain: I don't need rest, I need answers! Author: Nope, you really need to rest now. If you don't rest, you will feel bad. Author's Brain: Ok, I can rest But wait, don't you have an exam later? If I rest now, then how could you study? Author: F**k, why do you have to remind me of that? Now you're making me anxious again! Author's Brain: Man, why are you feeling anxious? Just study for the exam, and you will pass! Trust yourself and trust the process! Author: If the exam were just that easy, I will be really confident Author's Brain: Hm? Did you say something? Author: Nothing. I said nothing. Author's Brain: Good. So let's go outside today and- Author: Wait, go outside? But how about the studying? You just said that I should study! Author's Brain: Well I changed my mind now. Let's just go outside first. You need some breath of fresh air too. Author: Is that what you really want? You really just want a breath of fresh air? Author's Brain: Y-yes, that's what I only really want. Author: You're lying. You're just don't want to study, right? Author's Brain: Hah? Me? Lazy to study? I will never be that kind of thing! Come on, we're in university, so I can't afford to be lazy! Being lazy is just for- Author: Find the momentum profile when- Author's Brain: Argh no! I don't want to think anymore! No! Don't give me that question! Author: See? You don't want to study. I just reminded you of an old question, and you're already panicking like this. Author's Brain: . Author: . Author's Brain: Author: Sigh, you don't need to be this scared. Come on, you just have to study a little- Author's Brain: Little? You said little? Come on, with the materials that we had to study, this will take us a whole day to finish them all! You call that little? Man, f**k you! F**k you and your stupid class! You should have not taken it in the first place! Author: Hey! Don't blame me for the class that I took! It's a class that is part of my course! There's no way that I can avoid it! Author's Brain: Hmph, whatever! Since I don't like to study, you can't make me study. Now go resume your sleep and just watch youtube videos later. Author: Yawn I do feel sleepy today. Maybe just one nap will do- Hey! I said no sleeping today! How many times do I have to remind you about that? Author's Brain: Tsk, the sleeping attempt failed Author: Hey, what are you mumbling there about, huh? Are you thinking of skipping the 'study session' again? Author's Brain: What? No! I am not thinking about that anymore! I was just, you know, thinking of the proper method that you should use for the 'study-session' later. Author: Is that so? Author's Brain: Yes, I am telling the truth! I even swear that with my life! Author: Your life? You do know that you and I are just the same, right? Author's Brain: Oh yeah, haha We're just the same How could I have forgotten that? Author: Oh my- You know what? I will forgive you for doing this so much commotion. Just please please don't think of slacking of the study sessions anymore. Just do that, and all will be fine. Author's Brain: Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions. Don't slack of during study sessions Yes, I can do that. Author: Good. Now then, help me out on sorting the review materials. Let's get the one about- Author's Brain: I'm hungry. Please feed me. Author: What? Author's Brain: I'm hungry. Please feed me. Author: No, that won't do. I just ate 3 hours earlier, so I can't eat again. I will just get fatter! Author's Brain: I don't care. Just feed me. I need them calories already. Author: No means no! I don't have much money today, so even if you want to eat, I can't afford that! Author's Brain: What? You don't have any money anymore? But what about your allowance for this week? Isn't that- Author: Um, I spent it all for food earlier already. Author's Brain: What? Author: What? ******************* Author's Note: I do have an exam, so next chapter will be posted not today, but later.