Chapter 1369: Really peeing...
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But they didn't make them wait too long, Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of Taniguchi.
Both Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts jumped out with excitement.
The two of them hid in Guwei, and followed all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous bushes. They didn't even dare to let out the atmosphere, for fear that they would startle Jiang Siming.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were praying crazily in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!
But what surprised them was that Jiang Siming led the army to Taniguchi, but suddenly stopped and just didn't go in.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were anxious, they couldn't help themselves crying in a low voice: "Come in, come in quickly..."
But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to be ineffective. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at Taniguchi.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang also wondered at first whether Jiang Siming had seen through their strategy?
But his next operation made him dumbfounded, and he saw Jiang Siming as if he was holding back uncomfortably. He got off immediately, quickly found a corner position, and started...
pee!
Yes, this guy is really peeing...
by!
The two of Liu Zhu felt powerless to vomit. They made this move at a critical time. It was really scary, and they thought they were seen through.
It's okay. After Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley, so he can wait with peace of mind.
The two began to wait quietly, watching Jiang Siming's back peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee facing them.
Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will be jealous and go crazy. Why can this guy be so "majestic"? ? ?
If Zhuge Liang were to see it, he might have a sharpshooter give Jiang Siming a physical castration.
Tell you to take away my Yueying and call your wives and concubines into groups!
Let you become a **** and a full house of descendants, hahahaha!
This vicious thought passed through Zhuge Liang's mind, but it was just a pleasure in his head.
Liu Bei's army is still waiting for Jiang Siming to finish peeing.
I don't know why, Jiang Siming did not get on the horse after urinating, but went into the woods, and he hadn't come out for a long time.
How long has it been? Not finished yet? How many liters is this urine!
Liu Bei even wanted to ask: You drank the Yangtze River water last night, right? Urine so much?
In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination and urgency, otherwise they would definitely think that Jiang Siming Qianlie X had a problem.
After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still did not show up.
Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but at this time an operation by Sima Yi surprised him.
I saw Sima Yi clutching a pile of leaves and shouting loudly: "Master, the march was too rush without toilet chips (toilet paper), only leaves were found."
After speaking, Sima Yi ran into the small woods.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle!"
Shit after peeing? ? What are you doing so much!
Is this fighting, not traveling?
Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little bit?
But even so, they still have to wait honestly and quietly, not dare to make any movements.
Compared to letting Jiang Siming enter the urn, waiting at this point is nothing.
After a long while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and he also lifted his pants, showing a cheerful and comfortable expression.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked speechless for a while, can you **** get up and running!
Jiang Siming finally got on the horse, but his gaze was in the direction of Gu Zhong, there was no one, but he seemed to see everything through.
And there was a smile on his face.
Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why did this man look at Yanaka and giggle? Are you stupid?
But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to Gu Zhong: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for the lonely to enter the valley?"
Liu Bei was taken aback, and Zhuge Liang's eyes suddenly disappeared!
Then came Jiang Siming's voice: "Look at your back!"
Subconsciously, Liu Bei turned his head and looked in the direction of Gu Weikou, and saw that Gu Wai did not know when there was a crowd of soldiers!
Liu Bei was so scared that his soul was almost gone, and he screamed subconsciously.
Zhuge Liang didn't get any better.
When you are engrossed in one direction carefully, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you.
I wonder if I can be scared.
"No! Lord, we are in the middle of the trick! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his strategy had been seen through by Jiang Si tomorrow morning.
And he did not go into the valley to pretend to pee, the purpose is to delay the time, let this force infiltrate behind them, and surround them in the valley.
Form an anti-ambush and anti-encirclement.
Zhuge Liang felt his scalp numb when he thought that Hegu was covered with kerosene and hay. They definitely couldn't be blocked in the valley! Must rush out!
"Lord, rush out, or we will be over!" Zhuge Liang scrambled to his feet.
Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter, so he hurriedly stood up, greeted his soldiers, broke through Guwei, and wanted to rush out.
But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of all the same equipment.
Liu Bei took a closer look, and all these soldiers were holding crossbow arrows!
Moreover, Huang Chengyan carefully researched and developed ten consecutive arrows, which are amazingly powerful and can shoot continuously.
Liu Bei hadn't even seen it before, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, and quickly pulled a few soldiers to the front to block it.
Whoops whoops whoops!
Tens of thousands of crossbow arrows were fired continuously. Tens of thousands of soldiers shot nearly tens of thousands of crossbow arrows at this moment.
The soldier Liu Bei who ran to the front was shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, causing deaths and injuries.
After Liu Bei Wanxing and Zhuge Liang hid in their hands, they were saved from violent death.
"They need to hold arrows. Let's take the opportunity to charge!" Liu Bei thought the other party was holding all bows and arrows.
After all, he had never seen a crossbow arrow that could shoot continuously.
This is also the first time Jiang Siming has produced a newly developed weapon.
The soldiers believed it, and rushed to Tanwei again, but they were greeted by a new round of arrows.
The casualties were even greater this time, and Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast?"
"Master, these are crossbow arrows. I have seen them in Huang Chengyan's house today. They must have been developed by Huang Chengyan for them. These crossbow arrows can be shot for several rounds!"
Zhuge Liang said with envy that Huang Chengyan would definitely give this technique to him if he could handle Yueying himself.
Unfortunately, it is too late to say anything.
"Jiang Bei, I don't share the same spirit with you!"
Liu Bei cursed angrily, before he finished speaking, there was the sound of horseshoes behind him.
Jiang Siming, led the army to come in!
This is really dumplings...
....
[Author's digression]: Second more~
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But they didn't make them wait too long, Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of Taniguchi.
Both Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts jumped out with excitement.
The two of them hid in Guwei, and followed all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous bushes. They didn't even dare to let out the atmosphere, for fear that they would startle Jiang Siming.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were praying crazily in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!
But what surprised them was that Jiang Siming led the army to Taniguchi, but suddenly stopped and just didn't go in.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were anxious, they couldn't help themselves crying in a low voice: "Come in, come in quickly..."
But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to be ineffective. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at Taniguchi.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang also wondered at first whether Jiang Siming had seen through their strategy?
But his next operation made him dumbfounded, and he saw Jiang Siming as if he was holding back uncomfortably. He got off immediately, quickly found a corner position, and started...
pee!
Yes, this guy is really peeing...
by!
The two of Liu Zhu felt powerless to vomit. They made this move at a critical time. It was really scary, and they thought they were seen through.
It's okay. After Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley, so he can wait with peace of mind.
The two began to wait quietly, watching Jiang Siming's back peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee facing them.
Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will be jealous and go crazy. Why can this guy be so "majestic"? ? ?
If Zhuge Liang were to see it, he might have a sharpshooter give Jiang Siming a physical castration.
Tell you to take away my Yueying and call your wives and concubines into groups!
Let you become a **** and a full house of descendants, hahahaha!
This vicious thought passed through Zhuge Liang's mind, but it was just a pleasure in his head.
Liu Bei's army is still waiting for Jiang Siming to finish peeing.
I don't know why, Jiang Siming did not get on the horse after urinating, but went into the woods, and he hadn't come out for a long time.
How long has it been? Not finished yet? How many liters is this urine!
Liu Bei even wanted to ask: You drank the Yangtze River water last night, right? Urine so much?
In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination and urgency, otherwise they would definitely think that Jiang Siming Qianlie X had a problem.
After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still did not show up.
Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but at this time an operation by Sima Yi surprised him.
I saw Sima Yi clutching a pile of leaves and shouting loudly: "Master, the march was too rush without toilet chips (toilet paper), only leaves were found."
After speaking, Sima Yi ran into the small woods.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle!"
Shit after peeing? ? What are you doing so much!
Is this fighting, not traveling?
Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little bit?
But even so, they still have to wait honestly and quietly, not dare to make any movements.
Compared to letting Jiang Siming enter the urn, waiting at this point is nothing.
After a long while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and he also lifted his pants, showing a cheerful and comfortable expression.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked speechless for a while, can you **** get up and running!
Jiang Siming finally got on the horse, but his gaze was in the direction of Gu Zhong, there was no one, but he seemed to see everything through.
And there was a smile on his face.
Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why did this man look at Yanaka and giggle? Are you stupid?
But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to Gu Zhong: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for the lonely to enter the valley?"
Liu Bei was taken aback, and Zhuge Liang's eyes suddenly disappeared!
Then came Jiang Siming's voice: "Look at your back!"
Subconsciously, Liu Bei turned his head and looked in the direction of Gu Weikou, and saw that Gu Wai did not know when there was a crowd of soldiers!
Liu Bei was so scared that his soul was almost gone, and he screamed subconsciously.
Zhuge Liang didn't get any better.
When you are engrossed in one direction carefully, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you.
I wonder if I can be scared.
"No! Lord, we are in the middle of the trick! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his strategy had been seen through by Jiang Si tomorrow morning.
And he did not go into the valley to pretend to pee, the purpose is to delay the time, let this force infiltrate behind them, and surround them in the valley.
Form an anti-ambush and anti-encirclement.
Zhuge Liang felt his scalp numb when he thought that Hegu was covered with kerosene and hay. They definitely couldn't be blocked in the valley! Must rush out!
"Lord, rush out, or we will be over!" Zhuge Liang scrambled to his feet.
Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter, so he hurriedly stood up, greeted his soldiers, broke through Guwei, and wanted to rush out.
But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of all the same equipment.
Liu Bei took a closer look, and all these soldiers were holding crossbow arrows!
Moreover, Huang Chengyan carefully researched and developed ten consecutive arrows, which are amazingly powerful and can shoot continuously.
Liu Bei hadn't even seen it before, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, and quickly pulled a few soldiers to the front to block it.
Whoops whoops whoops!
Tens of thousands of crossbow arrows were fired continuously. Tens of thousands of soldiers shot nearly tens of thousands of crossbow arrows at this moment.
The soldier Liu Bei who ran to the front was shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, causing deaths and injuries.
After Liu Bei Wanxing and Zhuge Liang hid in their hands, they were saved from violent death.
"They need to hold arrows. Let's take the opportunity to charge!" Liu Bei thought the other party was holding all bows and arrows.
After all, he had never seen a crossbow arrow that could shoot continuously.
This is also the first time Jiang Siming has produced a newly developed weapon.
The soldiers believed it, and rushed to Tanwei again, but they were greeted by a new round of arrows.
The casualties were even greater this time, and Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast?"
"Master, these are crossbow arrows. I have seen them in Huang Chengyan's house today. They must have been developed by Huang Chengyan for them. These crossbow arrows can be shot for several rounds!"
Zhuge Liang said with envy that Huang Chengyan would definitely give this technique to him if he could handle Yueying himself.
Unfortunately, it is too late to say anything.
"Jiang Bei, I don't share the same spirit with you!"
Liu Bei cursed angrily, before he finished speaking, there was the sound of horseshoes behind him.
Jiang Siming, led the army to come in!
This is really dumplings...
....
[Author's digression]: Second more~
But they didn't make them wait too long, Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of Taniguchi.Both Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts jumped out with excitement.The two of them hid in Guwei, and followed all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous bushes. They didn't even dare to let out the atmosphere, for fear that they would startle Jiang Siming.Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were praying crazily in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!But what surprised them was that Jiang Siming led the army to Taniguchi, but suddenly stopped and just didn't go in.Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were anxious, they couldn't help themselves crying in a low voice: "Come in, come in quickly..."But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to be ineffective. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at Taniguchi.Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang also wondered at first whether Jiang Siming had seen through their strategy?But his next operation made him dumbfounded, and he saw Jiang Siming as if he was holding back uncomfortably. He got off immediately, quickly found a corner position, and started...pee!Yes, this guy is really peeing...by!The two of Liu Zhu felt powerless to vomit. They made this move at a critical time. It was really scary, and they thought they were seen through.It's okay. After Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley, so he can wait with peace of mind.The two began to wait quietly, watching Jiang Siming's back peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee facing them.Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will be jealous and go crazy. Why can this guy be so "majestic"? ? ?If Zhuge Liang were to see it, he might have a sharpshooter give Jiang Siming a physical castration.Tell you to take away my Yueying and call your wives and concubines into groups!Let you become a **** and a full house of descendants, hahahaha!This vicious thought passed through Zhuge Liang's mind, but it was just a pleasure in his head.Liu Bei's army is still waiting for Jiang Siming to finish peeing.I don't know why, Jiang Siming did not get on the horse after urinating, but went into the woods, and he hadn't come out for a long time.How long has it been? Not finished yet? How many liters is this urine!Liu Bei even wanted to ask: You drank the Yangtze River water last night, right? Urine so much?In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination and urgency, otherwise they would definitely think that Jiang Siming Qianlie X had a problem.After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still did not show up.Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but at this time an operation by Sima Yi surprised him.I saw Sima Yi clutching a pile of leaves and shouting loudly: "Master, the march was too rush without toilet chips toilet paper, only leaves were found."After speaking, Sima Yi ran into the small woods.Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle!"Shit after peeing? ? What are you doing so much!Is this fighting, not traveling?Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little bit?But even so, they still have to wait honestly and quietly, not dare to make any movements.Compared to letting Jiang Siming enter the urn, waiting at this point is nothing.After a long while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and he also lifted his pants, showing a cheerful and comfortable expression.Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked speechless for a while, can you **** get up and running!Jiang Siming finally got on the horse, but his gaze was in the direction of Gu Zhong, there was no one, but he seemed to see everything through.And there was a smile on his face.Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why did this man look at Yanaka and giggle? Are you stupid?But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to Gu Zhong: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for the lonely to enter the valley?"Liu Bei was taken aback, and Zhuge Liang's eyes suddenly disappeared!Then came Jiang Siming's voice: "Look at your back!"Subconsciously, Liu Bei turned his head and looked in the direction of Gu Weikou, and saw that Gu Wai did not know when there was a crowd of soldiers!Liu Bei was so scared that his soul was almost gone, and he screamed subconsciously.Zhuge Liang didn't get any better.When you are engrossed in one direction carefully, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you.I wonder if I can be scared."No! Lord, we are in the middle of the trick! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his strategy had been seen through by Jiang Si tomorrow morning.And he did not go into the valley to pretend to pee, the purpose is to delay the time, let this force infiltrate behind them, and surround them in the valley.Form an anti-ambush and anti-encirclement.Zhuge Liang felt his scalp numb when he thought that Hegu was covered with kerosene and hay. They definitely couldn't be blocked in the valley! Must rush out!"Lord, rush out, or we will be over!" Zhuge Liang scrambled to his feet.Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter, so he hurriedly stood up, greeted his soldiers, broke through Guwei, and wanted to rush out.But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of all the same equipment.Liu Bei took a closer look, and all these soldiers were holding crossbow arrows!Moreover, Huang Chengyan carefully researched and developed ten consecutive arrows, which are amazingly powerful and can shoot continuously.Liu Bei hadn't even seen it before, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, and quickly pulled a few soldiers to the front to block it.Whoops whoops whoops!Tens of thousands of crossbow arrows were fired continuously. Tens of thousands of soldiers shot nearly tens of thousands of crossbow arrows at this moment.The soldier Liu Bei who ran to the front was shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, causing deaths and injuries.After Liu Bei Wanxing and Zhuge Liang hid in their hands, they were saved from violent death."They need to hold arrows. Let's take the opportunity to charge!" Liu Bei thought the other party was holding all bows and arrows.After all, he had never seen a crossbow arrow that could shoot continuously.This is also the first time Jiang Siming has produced a newly developed weapon.The soldiers believed it, and rushed to Tanwei again, but they were greeted by a new round of arrows.The casualties were even greater this time, and Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast?""Master, these are crossbow arrows. I have seen them in Huang Chengyan's house today. They must have been developed by Huang Chengyan for them. These crossbow arrows can be shot for several rounds!"Zhuge Liang said with envy that Huang Chengyan would definitely give this technique to him if he could handle Yueying himself.Unfortunately, it is too late to say anything."Jiang Bei, I don't share the same spirit with you!"Liu Bei cursed angrily, before he finished speaking, there was the sound of horseshoes behind him.Jiang Siming, led the army to come in!This is really dumplings.......Author's digression: Second more~
