Chapter 2598: Become a joke
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"Can we stop laughing?" Wang Dashao asked with a face like Guan Gong.
"No, hahaha... you are so funny, I have no professional training, you can't blame me."
Jiang Siming wanted to take a sip of the wine slowly, but he didn't expect to laugh so hard that the wine was spilled.
This is really not bad for him, who would have thought that a wealthy young and old, Hua Cong veteran, can chat with such a humble and bitter record of picking up girls?
"Damn you laugh, you deserve it, I'm leaving!"
Wang Shao was furious and couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and left.
Today, I really shouldn’t ask old J for advice. Not only did he learn nothing, he was choked with Versailles' language, and he was still treated as a joke.
Think about Wang Shao's heart for a while, he just wants to pursue a true love, is this also wrong?
"You don't want to hear me tell you some tricks for picking up girls?" Jiang Siming shouted.
Wang Dashao's feet suddenly seemed to be filled with lead, so he stopped leaving immediately, turned back, and asked excitedly: "What kind of routine? Tell me!"
"I don't know." Jiang Siming shook his head.
Wang Dashao's face turned darker, and said, "Are you kidding me?"
Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Don't worry, after listening to me, although I don't know how to pick up girls, my wives will."
"Huh? Your wife will pick up girls?" Wang Dashao looked shocked.
"Yes, my wife group often advises me on how to make new girls and introduce'new people' to the family. They will also help me find the quality and character of the'new people', otherwise my family can't have so many girls." Jiang Siming confessed.
Wang Dashao's eyes turned green, and he sighed to the sky, "God, what kind of world is this! Why is the difference between men and men so big?"
Wang Dashao originally thought that Jiang Siming was using various means to coax his daughters-in-law into accepting the newcomer he was looking for outside.
Unexpectedly, on the contrary, people don't need to take the initiative to find them, and the wife will help her husband find a new love.
Is there any reason? Is there still Wang Fa?
Old swan, please give me a reward for this guy, old J! It's so irritating!
"Do you want to know? Don't forget it."
"Yes! I must! Hurry, I'll go to your house with you and ask your wives for advice." Young Master Wang urged.
"Pull it down, my family doesn't welcome other men." Jiang Siming refused without thinking.
"I went to you too, right? You really treat your house as a palace. Can't there be other men in the backyard?" Young Master Wang complained.
This guy Kanayazang is too exaggerated.
Jiang Siming shrugged and said: "It's not just that I don't welcome it, but my wives also don't welcome it. If you don't want to be thrown out by them, I can take you to try it."
Shao Wang wanted to be a macho, so he just said that whoever is afraid of who is going to go. Even if he is a big man, would he be afraid of a group of women?
But after thinking about it, today's Dragon Boat Festival live broadcast, all of Jiang Siming's ladies can fly, obviously they are all hermits above the heavenly level.
If they want to throw him out, the eldest master who has no power to bind the chicken, it really doesn't take much effort.
Thinking of this, Young Master Wang felt cold on his back and quickly shook his head and said, "Forget it, then why don't I go to your house, how can I ask the routine?"
"Let me make a call." Jiang Siming said kindly.
He also couldn't bear to watch his buddies get more and more oily for a girl, and he went out and said that he was his brother after saving it, which was too shameful.
"That's OK, you play fast." Young Master Wang is full of curiosity. Apart from making money, he is most active in picking up girls.
Jiang Siming had no choice but to call the wife of his family and describe the matter to them.
Who knows that the wives are very curious after hearing about Wang Dashao's experience, and they are stunned to ask Jiang Siming to send the chat records between Wang Dashao and the Internet celebrity.
Wang Dashao originally disagreed, but they said that after reading the records, they could target them. He had no choice but to agree.
But when Jiang Siming sent the record home, there was no movement on the other end of the phone, so he was probably looking at the record.
But after a while, they heard their laughter.
That one laughed, trembling, and laughing loudly.
"Cocococo...I really can't think of it, dignified young master, do you need such a humble person to chase girls?"
"This is too funny, is this really what President Wang could say? I remember the impression that Wang Shao Lao Jie on the Internet is awkward, why the reality is different from the Internet."
"Also, these words are so oily, they are all earthy and affectionate, no wonder they haven't won them."
"That's right, this kind of local love story was useless ten years ago. I really don't care about it."
....
Listening to the ridicule of the women on the other end of the phone, Wang Dashao's face rose rapidly again.
The secretary beside him couldn't help but smiled. He caught the opportunity, slapped his head, and kicked it out.
"Get out!" Young Master Wang was furious.
The secretary was wronged, and whispered: "I just laughed, they are all laughing, and they are laughing so loudly, why don't you go find them to settle accounts, Master..."
Wang Dashao's eyes widened, and he was about to throw the teapot. The secretary ran away in fright.
Just kidding, did he dare to find the women on the phone to settle the account? Give him ten guts and dare not provoke him.
Shao Wang took back the teapot and gave Jiang Siming a bitter look.
Jiang Siming simply didn't see it and let his wife laugh.
"Can you make them stop laughing?" Wang Dashao said his demands in a low voice.
But he didn't expect Jiang Siming to turn his face on the spot, and said, "What's wrong, my daughter-in-law is not allowed to be cheerful? Do you want them to help?"
"That's all right, you continue." Wang Dashao said helplessly with a bitter face.
Jiang Siming can't afford it, and Jiang Siming's wife, he can't afford it. Alas, this family likes to base their happiness on other people's pain and despise it! Severe contempt!
Fortunately, the girls laughed enough and did not help, but really started to make suggestions.
Listening to their jiligulu discussion over the phone, Young Master Wang anxiously waited for the result.
Jiang Siming couldn't talk to him, so he had to talk about himself next to him.
"You seem to be really moved this time, are you really moved?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile.
Wang Dashao smiled awkwardly, and said, "Didn't you say it, you can't talk about it, just not convinced."
"What is her attitude toward you?" Jiang Siming asked casually.
"Before I was pretty playful, and I promised to go to the concert with me, but I didn't know why later, so I suddenly ignored me." Wang Dashao said depressed.
"That's probably because the other party wants to make you appetite." Jiang Siming guessed.
Wang Dashao hummed: "So I want to chase her up, handle her pretty well, and admit my mistakes to Lao Tzu!"
At this time, Young Master Wang's secretary came in and said, "Master, that woman has news!"
"Oh? Did you admit it wrong?" Wang Dashao was overjoyed.
The secretary shook his head and said, "No, she just exposed the chat history between you and her."
Wang Dashao: "..."
....
Keke, the body is a bit awkward in the past two days, it's just a simple lack of energy, lethargy, it should be a cold, yes, it must be a cold, not a weak one.
Ahem... The update is unstable, everyone forgive me. (︶.?︶?)
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
"Can we stop laughing?" Wang Dashao asked with a face like Guan Gong.
"No, hahaha... you are so funny, I have no professional training, you can't blame me."
Jiang Siming wanted to take a sip of the wine slowly, but he didn't expect to laugh so hard that the wine was spilled.
This is really not bad for him, who would have thought that a wealthy young and old, Hua Cong veteran, can chat with such a humble and bitter record of picking up girls?
"Damn you laugh, you deserve it, I'm leaving!"
Wang Shao was furious and couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and left.
Today, I really shouldn’t ask old J for advice. Not only did he learn nothing, he was choked with Versailles' language, and he was still treated as a joke.
Think about Wang Shao's heart for a while, he just wants to pursue a true love, is this also wrong?
"You don't want to hear me tell you some tricks for picking up girls?" Jiang Siming shouted.
Wang Dashao's feet suddenly seemed to be filled with lead, so he stopped leaving immediately, turned back, and asked excitedly: "What kind of routine? Tell me!"
"I don't know." Jiang Siming shook his head.
Wang Dashao's face turned darker, and said, "Are you kidding me?"
Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Don't worry, after listening to me, although I don't know how to pick up girls, my wives will."
"Huh? Your wife will pick up girls?" Wang Dashao looked shocked.
"Yes, my wife group often advises me on how to make new girls and introduce'new people' to the family. They will also help me find the quality and character of the'new people', otherwise my family can't have so many girls." Jiang Siming confessed.
Wang Dashao's eyes turned green, and he sighed to the sky, "God, what kind of world is this! Why is the difference between men and men so big?"
Wang Dashao originally thought that Jiang Siming was using various means to coax his daughters-in-law into accepting the newcomer he was looking for outside.
Unexpectedly, on the contrary, people don't need to take the initiative to find them, and the wife will help her husband find a new love.
Is there any reason? Is there still Wang Fa?
Old swan, please give me a reward for this guy, old J! It's so irritating!
"Do you want to know? Don't forget it."
"Yes! I must! Hurry, I'll go to your house with you and ask your wives for advice." Young Master Wang urged.
"Pull it down, my family doesn't welcome other men." Jiang Siming refused without thinking.
"I went to you too, right? You really treat your house as a palace. Can't there be other men in the backyard?" Young Master Wang complained.
This guy Kanayazang is too exaggerated.
Jiang Siming shrugged and said: "It's not just that I don't welcome it, but my wives also don't welcome it. If you don't want to be thrown out by them, I can take you to try it."
Shao Wang wanted to be a macho, so he just said that whoever is afraid of who is going to go. Even if he is a big man, would he be afraid of a group of women?
But after thinking about it, today's Dragon Boat Festival live broadcast, all of Jiang Siming's ladies can fly, obviously they are all hermits above the heavenly level.
If they want to throw him out, the eldest master who has no power to bind the chicken, it really doesn't take much effort.
Thinking of this, Young Master Wang felt cold on his back and quickly shook his head and said, "Forget it, then why don't I go to your house, how can I ask the routine?"
"Let me make a call." Jiang Siming said kindly.
He also couldn't bear to watch his buddies get more and more oily for a girl, and he went out and said that he was his brother after saving it, which was too shameful.
"That's OK, you play fast." Young Master Wang is full of curiosity. Apart from making money, he is most active in picking up girls.
Jiang Siming had no choice but to call the wife of his family and describe the matter to them.
Who knows that the wives are very curious after hearing about Wang Dashao's experience, and they are stunned to ask Jiang Siming to send the chat records between Wang Dashao and the Internet celebrity.
Wang Dashao originally disagreed, but they said that after reading the records, they could target them. He had no choice but to agree.
But when Jiang Siming sent the record home, there was no movement on the other end of the phone, so he was probably looking at the record.
But after a while, they heard their laughter.
That one laughed, trembling, and laughing loudly.
"Cocococo...I really can't think of it, dignified young master, do you need such a humble person to chase girls?"
"This is too funny, is this really what President Wang could say? I remember the impression that Wang Shao Lao Jie on the Internet is awkward, why the reality is different from the Internet."
"Also, these words are so oily, they are all earthy and affectionate, no wonder they haven't won them."
"That's right, this kind of local love story was useless ten years ago. I really don't care about it."
....
Listening to the ridicule of the women on the other end of the phone, Wang Dashao's face rose rapidly again.
The secretary beside him couldn't help but smiled. He caught the opportunity, slapped his head, and kicked it out.
"Get out!" Young Master Wang was furious.
The secretary was wronged, and whispered: "I just laughed, they are all laughing, and they are laughing so loudly, why don't you go find them to settle accounts, Master..."
Wang Dashao's eyes widened, and he was about to throw the teapot. The secretary ran away in fright.
Just kidding, did he dare to find the women on the phone to settle the account? Give him ten guts and dare not provoke him.
Shao Wang took back the teapot and gave Jiang Siming a bitter look.
Jiang Siming simply didn't see it and let his wife laugh.
"Can you make them stop laughing?" Wang Dashao said his demands in a low voice.
But he didn't expect Jiang Siming to turn his face on the spot, and said, "What's wrong, my daughter-in-law is not allowed to be cheerful? Do you want them to help?"
"That's all right, you continue." Wang Dashao said helplessly with a bitter face.
Jiang Siming can't afford it, and Jiang Siming's wife, he can't afford it. Alas, this family likes to base their happiness on other people's pain and despise it! Severe contempt!
Fortunately, the girls laughed enough and did not help, but really started to make suggestions.
Listening to their jiligulu discussion over the phone, Young Master Wang anxiously waited for the result.
Jiang Siming couldn't talk to him, so he had to talk about himself next to him.
"You seem to be really moved this time, are you really moved?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile.
Wang Dashao smiled awkwardly, and said, "Didn't you say it, you can't talk about it, just not convinced."
"What is her attitude toward you?" Jiang Siming asked casually.
"Before I was pretty playful, and I promised to go to the concert with me, but I didn't know why later, so I suddenly ignored me." Wang Dashao said depressed.
"That's probably because the other party wants to make you appetite." Jiang Siming guessed.
Wang Dashao hummed: "So I want to chase her up, handle her pretty well, and admit my mistakes to Lao Tzu!"
At this time, Young Master Wang's secretary came in and said, "Master, that woman has news!"
"Oh? Did you admit it wrong?" Wang Dashao was overjoyed.
The secretary shook his head and said, "No, she just exposed the chat history between you and her."
Wang Dashao: "..."
....
Keke, the body is a bit awkward in the past two days, it's just a simple lack of energy, lethargy, it should be a cold, yes, it must be a cold, not a weak one.
Ahem... The update is unstable, everyone forgive me. (︶.?︶?)
"Can we stop laughing?" Wang Dashao asked with a face like Guan Gong."No, hahaha... you are so funny, I have no professional training, you can't blame me."Jiang Siming wanted to take a sip of the wine slowly, but he didn't expect to laugh so hard that the wine was spilled.This is really not bad for him, who would have thought that a wealthy young and old, Hua Cong veteran, can chat with such a humble and bitter record of picking up girls?"Damn you laugh, you deserve it, I'm leaving!"Wang Shao was furious and couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and left.Today, I really shouldn't ask old J for advice. Not only did he learn nothing, he was choked with Versailles' language, and he was still treated as a joke.Think about Wang Shao's heart for a while, he just wants to pursue a true love, is this also wrong?"You don't want to hear me tell you some tricks for picking up girls?" Jiang Siming shouted.Wang Dashao's feet suddenly seemed to be filled with lead, so he stopped leaving immediately, turned back, and asked excitedly: "What kind of routine? Tell me!""I don't know." Jiang Siming shook his head.Wang Dashao's face turned darker, and said, "Are you kidding me?"Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Don't worry, after listening to me, although I don't know how to pick up girls, my wives will.""Huh? Your wife will pick up girls?" Wang Dashao looked shocked."Yes, my wife group often advises me on how to make new girls and introduce'new people' to the family. They will also help me find the quality and character of the'new people', otherwise my family can't have so many girls." Jiang Siming confessed.Wang Dashao's eyes turned green, and he sighed to the sky, "God, what kind of world is this! Why is the difference between men and men so big?"Wang Dashao originally thought that Jiang Siming was using various means to coax his daughters-in-law into accepting the newcomer he was looking for outside.Unexpectedly, on the contrary, people don't need to take the initiative to find them, and the wife will help her husband find a new love.Is there any reason? Is there still Wang Fa?Old swan, please give me a reward for this guy, old J! It's so irritating!"Do you want to know? Don't forget it.""Yes! I must! Hurry, I'll go to your house with you and ask your wives for advice." Young Master Wang urged."Pull it down, my family doesn't welcome other men." Jiang Siming refused without thinking."I went to you too, right? You really treat your house as a palace. Can't there be other men in the backyard?" Young Master Wang complained.This guy Kanayazang is too exaggerated.Jiang Siming shrugged and said: "It's not just that I don't welcome it, but my wives also don't welcome it. If you don't want to be thrown out by them, I can take you to try it."Shao Wang wanted to be a macho, so he just said that whoever is afraid of who is going to go. Even if he is a big man, would he be afraid of a group of women?But after thinking about it, today's Dragon Boat Festival live broadcast, all of Jiang Siming's ladies can fly, obviously they are all hermits above the heavenly level.If they want to throw him out, the eldest master who has no power to bind the chicken, it really doesn't take much effort.Thinking of this, Young Master Wang felt cold on his back and quickly shook his head and said, "Forget it, then why don't I go to your house, how can I ask the routine?""Let me make a call." Jiang Siming said kindly.He also couldn't bear to watch his buddies get more and more oily for a girl, and he went out and said that he was his brother after saving it, which was too shameful."That's OK, you play fast." Young Master Wang is full of curiosity. Apart from making money, he is most active in picking up girls.Jiang Siming had no choice but to call the wife of his family and describe the matter to them.Who knows that the wives are very curious after hearing about Wang Dashao's experience, and they are stunned to ask Jiang Siming to send the chat records between Wang Dashao and the Internet celebrity.Wang Dashao originally disagreed, but they said that after reading the records, they could target them. He had no choice but to agree.But when Jiang Siming sent the record home, there was no movement on the other end of the phone, so he was probably looking at the record.But after a while, they heard their laughter.That one laughed, trembling, and laughing loudly."Cocococo...I really can't think of it, dignified young master, do you need such a humble person to chase girls?""This is too funny, is this really what President Wang could say? I remember the impression that Wang Shao Lao Jie on the Internet is awkward, why the reality is different from the Internet.""Also, these words are so oily, they are all earthy and affectionate, no wonder they haven't won them.""That's right, this kind of local love story was useless ten years ago. I really don't care about it."....Listening to the ridicule of the women on the other end of the phone, Wang Dashao's face rose rapidly again.The secretary beside him couldn't help but smiled. He caught the opportunity, slapped his head, and kicked it out."Get out!" Young Master Wang was furious.The secretary was wronged, and whispered: "I just laughed, they are all laughing, and they are laughing so loudly, why don't you go find them to settle accounts, Master..."Wang Dashao's eyes widened, and he was about to throw the teapot. The secretary ran away in fright.Just kidding, did he dare to find the women on the phone to settle the account? Give him ten guts and dare not provoke him.Shao Wang took back the teapot and gave Jiang Siming a bitter look.Jiang Siming simply didn't see it and let his wife laugh."Can you make them stop laughing?" Wang Dashao said his demands in a low voice.But he didn't expect Jiang Siming to turn his face on the spot, and said, "What's wrong, my daughter-in-law is not allowed to be cheerful? Do you want them to help?""That's all right, you continue." Wang Dashao said helplessly with a bitter face.Jiang Siming can't afford it, and Jiang Siming's wife, he can't afford it. Alas, this family likes to base their happiness on other people's pain and despise it! Severe contempt!Fortunately, the girls laughed enough and did not help, but really started to make suggestions.Listening to their jiligulu discussion over the phone, Young Master Wang anxiously waited for the result.Jiang Siming couldn't talk to him, so he had to talk about himself next to him."You seem to be really moved this time, are you really moved?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile.Wang Dashao smiled awkwardly, and said, "Didn't you say it, you can't talk about it, just not convinced.""What is her attitude toward you?" Jiang Siming asked casually."Before I was pretty playful, and I promised to go to the concert with me, but I didn't know why later, so I suddenly ignored me." Wang Dashao said depressed."That's probably because the other party wants to make you appetite." Jiang Siming guessed.Wang Dashao hummed: "So I want to chase her up, handle her pretty well, and admit my mistakes to Lao Tzu!"At this time, Young Master Wang's secretary came in and said, "Master, that woman has news!""Oh? Did you admit it wrong?" Wang Dashao was overjoyed.The secretary shook his head and said, "No, she just exposed the chat history between you and her."Wang Dashao: "..."....Keke, the body is a bit awkward in the past two days, it's just a simple lack of energy, lethargy, it should be a cold, yes, it must be a cold, not a weak one.Ahem... The update is unstable, everyone forgive me. .??
