"No. No. Boss, you are the most intelligent person on this earth." Assistant Xue declared.
"Hmm.." Zhang Zhehan nodded with a small laugh.
"Now tell me why did you drink so much. What is the reason? Did you suffer a heartbreak? And even if you wanted to get drunk, do it in your own office. Why are you coming to my office and getting drunk? See, what a mess you've made in my office." Zhang Zhehan criticized harshly, "It's good that I am your Boss. Otherwise, you would have been fired on the spot, for drinking in your Boss's office."
Assistant Xue: "..."
"What are you giving me that look? Am I saying something wrong?" Zhang Zhehan glared.
"Hehe..." Assistant Xue smiled awkwardly, "Boss is always right."
"Of course, I'm right. " Zhang Zhehan sad as a matter of fact. "Stupid Xue tell me something. Why is it that even after drinking so much alcohol, you are standing still. And here I am, my head is spinning even without drinking a drop of alcohol, " Zhang Zhehan frowned.
"Because the one who is drunk is you, Boss, " Assistant Xue mumbled.
"Stupid Xue what did you say? The one who drank all of this alcohol is me?" Zhang Zhehan said in an exaggerated tone.
Assistant Xue nodded.
"Really?" Zhang Zhehan asked in shock. He tried smelling himself and he looked up in horror. "Shit! Shit! Shit!, " Zhang Zhehan cursed as he got up on his feet. He swayed a little as he tried to move.
"Boss be careful..!" Assistant Xue said in worry.
Zhang Zhehan glared at his Assistant and bent down to pick up all the bottles in his hands. Walking with his arms full of empty alcohol bottles, Zhang Zhehan was swaying from one place to another as he walked. Assistant Xue was quite puzzled by his behavior. He couldn't understand what was his Boss trying to do by walking from one place to another.
Confused he asked, "Umm... Boss, what are you trying to do?"
Zhang Zhehan glared at his Assistant, "This is all your fault. Stupid Xue! Why did you call my Xiaolu here?"
Assistant Xue touched his nose helplessly and asked, "Boss, Miss Li Xiaolu is coming for you. Isn't that a good thing?"
"You really are stupid!" Zhang Zhehan commented.
Assistant Xue was speechless. He still couldn't figure out what was wrong about Miss Li Xiaolu coming here. But then he shrugged his shoulders and gave up thinking about it. What good it would be to think about his drunken Boss's drunken words?
He would only be a fool if tried to understand drunken person words. But still, looking at his drunken Boss's antics, it was quite funny. He had never seen his Boss like this. The always cold, poised, upright and almost perfect man was jumping from one place to another making weird and funny faces.
"What do I do? What do I dooo? So stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Where should I hide this?" Zhang Zhehan mumbled holding all the bottles in his hand. Seeing that his Assistant was watching him with intently, Zhang Zhehan glared at him."Why are you standing there like a tree? Are you waiting for Christmas to arrive? Come and help me hide this before my Xiaolu arrives." Zhang Zhehan roared.
"Come, come. Let's hide this before my Xiaolu comes." Zhang Zhehan mumbled. As his back was towards the office door, he didn't see that Li Xiaolu had already entered the office quietly.
"Miss Li Xiaolu..." Assistant Xue was about to inform Zhang Zhehan about Li Xiaolu's presence but he saw Li Xiaolu signaling him to be quiet.
Zhang Zhehan was completely in his own world. He had completely missed the signal of his Assistant. "Stupid Xue tell me what is the best place to hide this, " Zhang Zhehan asked.
"Zhang Zhehan what are you trying to hide from me?" Li Xiaolu asked.
Hearing Li Xiaolu's voice, Zhang Zhehan asked, "My Xiaolu's sweet voice... Hey Stupid Xue, do you also hear my Xiaolu's voice?"
Assistant Xue nodded.
Zhang Zhehan's eyes widened in surprise. His body swayed a little as he asked, "Hey Stupid Xue, the one who is drunk is me. The one who loves my wife is also me. Then why are you the one who is hearing my beautiful Xiaolu's sweet voice?"
Assistant Xue: "...."
Li Xiaolu: "....."
"My dear husband, you are hearing my voice because I am standing behind you." Li Xiaolu said in an angry voice.
"Stupid Xue I heard her voice again. Did you hear that too? It looks like she said she's standing right behind me, " Zhang Zhehan asked with a smile but then suddenly he widened his eyes in surprise and turned around.
Seeing Li Xiaolu in his office, a stupid grin formed on Zhang Zhehan's face, "Dear Wifey you are here!"
Li Xiaolu nodded with a small smile on her face. Walking towards Zhang Zhehan, Li Xiaolu raised her eyebrows and asked while pointing towards the bottles, "What is in your hands?"
Zhang Zhehan looked down in his hands and then looked up at his wife with a smile and replied honestly, "Alcohol bottles."
"Did you drink all of these?" Li Xiaolu asked.
Zhang Zhehan frowned. Even though he could see the smile on his wife's face when she asked him this question but he still felt as if she was angry. Thinking for a while he shook his head then he nodded and then again shook his head.
"Did you drink it or not?" Li Xiaolu asked with a glare.
Zhang Zhehan looked down at his feet with a guilty expression on his face when suddenly he looked at his assistant and said, "Stupid Xue! Stupid Xue was the one who drank all these alcohols. Wifey, it's him."
Li Xiaolu: "..."
Assistant Xue: "..." Waah!!! Mommy, I don't want to work here. Boss, after drinking alcohol everybody speaks the truth. Then why is it different in your case? You are clearly lying Boss and shifting the blame on me.
"No. No. Boss, you are the most intelligent person on this earth." Assistant Xue declared.
"Hmm.." Zhang Zhehan nodded with a small laugh.
"Now tell me why did you drink so much. What is the reason? Did you suffer a heartbreak? And even if you wanted to get drunk, do it in your own office. Why are you coming to my office and getting drunk? See, what a mess you've made in my office." Zhang Zhehan criticized harshly, "It's good that I am your Boss. Otherwise, you would have been fired on the spot, for drinking in your Boss's office."
Assistant Xue: "..."
"What are you giving me that look? Am I saying something wrong?" Zhang Zhehan glared.
"Hehe..." Assistant Xue smiled awkwardly, "Boss is always right."
"Of course, I'm right. " Zhang Zhehan sad as a matter of fact. "Stupid Xue tell me something. Why is it that even after drinking so much alcohol, you are standing still. And here I am, my head is spinning even without drinking a drop of alcohol, " Zhang Zhehan frowned.
"Because the one who is drunk is you, Boss, " Assistant Xue mumbled.
"Stupid Xue what did you say? The one who drank all of this alcohol is me?" Zhang Zhehan said in an exaggerated tone.
Assistant Xue nodded.
"Really?" Zhang Zhehan asked in shock. He tried smelling himself and he looked up in horror. "Shit! Shit! Shit!, " Zhang Zhehan cursed as he got up on his feet. He swayed a little as he tried to move.
"Boss be careful..!" Assistant Xue said in worry.
Zhang Zhehan glared at his Assistant and bent down to pick up all the bottles in his hands. Walking with his arms full of empty alcohol bottles, Zhang Zhehan was swaying from one place to another as he walked. Assistant Xue was quite puzzled by his behavior. He couldn't understand what was his Boss trying to do by walking from one place to another.
Confused he asked, "Umm... Boss, what are you trying to do?"
Zhang Zhehan glared at his Assistant, "This is all your fault. Stupid Xue! Why did you call my Xiaolu here?"
Assistant Xue touched his nose helplessly and asked, "Boss, Miss Li Xiaolu is coming for you. Isn't that a good thing?"
"You really are stupid!" Zhang Zhehan commented.
Assistant Xue was speechless. He still couldn't figure out what was wrong about Miss Li Xiaolu coming here. But then he shrugged his shoulders and gave up thinking about it. What good it would be to think about his drunken Boss's drunken words?
He would only be a fool if tried to understand drunken person words. But still, looking at his drunken Boss's antics, it was quite funny. He had never seen his Boss like this. The always cold, poised, upright and almost perfect man was jumping from one place to another making weird and funny faces.
"What do I do? What do I dooo? So stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Where should I hide this?" Zhang Zhehan mumbled holding all the bottles in his hand. Seeing that his Assistant was watching him with intently, Zhang Zhehan glared at him."Why are you standing there like a tree? Are you waiting for Christmas to arrive? Come and help me hide this before my Xiaolu arrives." Zhang Zhehan roared.
"Come, come. Let's hide this before my Xiaolu comes." Zhang Zhehan mumbled. As his back was towards the office door, he didn't see that Li Xiaolu had already entered the office quietly.
"Miss Li Xiaolu..." Assistant Xue was about to inform Zhang Zhehan about Li Xiaolu's presence but he saw Li Xiaolu signaling him to be quiet.
Zhang Zhehan was completely in his own world. He had completely missed the signal of his Assistant. "Stupid Xue tell me what is the best place to hide this, " Zhang Zhehan asked.
"Zhang Zhehan what are you trying to hide from me?" Li Xiaolu asked.
Hearing Li Xiaolu's voice, Zhang Zhehan asked, "My Xiaolu's sweet voice... Hey Stupid Xue, do you also hear my Xiaolu's voice?"
Assistant Xue nodded.
Zhang Zhehan's eyes widened in surprise. His body swayed a little as he asked, "Hey Stupid Xue, the one who is drunk is me. The one who loves my wife is also me. Then why are you the one who is hearing my beautiful Xiaolu's sweet voice?"
Assistant Xue: "...."
Li Xiaolu: "....."
"My dear husband, you are hearing my voice because I am standing behind you." Li Xiaolu said in an angry voice.
"Stupid Xue I heard her voice again. Did you hear that too? It looks like she said she's standing right behind me, " Zhang Zhehan asked with a smile but then suddenly he widened his eyes in surprise and turned around.
Seeing Li Xiaolu in his office, a stupid grin formed on Zhang Zhehan's face, "Dear Wifey you are here!"
Li Xiaolu nodded with a small smile on her face. Walking towards Zhang Zhehan, Li Xiaolu raised her eyebrows and asked while pointing towards the bottles, "What is in your hands?"
Zhang Zhehan looked down in his hands and then looked up at his wife with a smile and replied honestly, "Alcohol bottles."
"Did you drink all of these?" Li Xiaolu asked.
Zhang Zhehan frowned. Even though he could see the smile on his wife's face when she asked him this question but he still felt as if she was angry. Thinking for a while he shook his head then he nodded and then again shook his head.
"Did you drink it or not?" Li Xiaolu asked with a glare.
Zhang Zhehan looked down at his feet with a guilty expression on his face when suddenly he looked at his assistant and said, "Stupid Xue! Stupid Xue was the one who drank all these alcohols. Wifey, it's him."
Li Xiaolu: "..."
Assistant Xue: "..." Waah!!! Mommy, I don't want to work here. Boss, after drinking alcohol everybody speaks the truth. Then why is it different in your case? You are clearly lying Boss and shifting the blame on me.
