Chapter 212: Ch 207: Badgers don’t give a damn.
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"The first years are all here and accounted for Professor Mcgonagall." Hagrid says
'It's a shame this world is likely to die.' Kyra thinks to herself looking at the castle.
"Is that a toad?" A student asks
"Trevor!" Neville shouts jumping for the toad.
"Welcome to Hogwarts." Mcgonagall says
As all of the students enter the school Hogwarts bell chimes.
Kyra suddenly feels a rush of magic.
'I'm back!' Kyra thinks to herself sitting on top of Harriets hat under a disillusionment and a notice me not charm.
Knowing full well Hogwarts is welcoming back its founders teacher. Along with the wards partially binding too her.
'I can't wait to scare that old hat. I need to talk to him with telepathy don't I?' Kyra thinks to herself
All of the students are ushered into the great hall.
Where a Pale dumbledore is sitting at the Professors table.
(A/N: For the meme!!! And word count! Mostly the word count!)
"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"
All of the students clap.
'Why did I teach Godric how to make that stupid thing!' Kyra shouts in her mind.
Memories come back.
====================
"Yume!" A young Godric Gryffindor says to the unageing witch.
"Yes?" Yume asks looking up from her book.
"Can you help me make a hat that taunts people." Godric says
"Why?" Yume asks
"It will be great for battle imagine I'm swinging my sword and they are distracted by the hat on top of my head that is insulting them." Godric says
While Kyra was in her memories
"Harriet Potter." Mcgonagall says
Harriet walks up to the stool and takes off her own pointy witches hat.
Harriet doesn't even touch the hat before the hat is magically cleaned and repaired.
Dumbledore looks surprised to see a female Harry which doesn't make any sense to him.
And Snape just stares at the girl that looks so much like Lily.
Suddenly the hat says out loud.
"Why are you here! I have absolutely no idea where to put you!" The hat says shocking everyone.
"Why is that?" Mcgonagall asks
"Because she has the best traits of every house. And her skill in every subject is beyond the mastery level." The Hat says
Everyone stares at the girl for that.
"Mother told me this might happen." Harriet mutters
However in the silence of the great hall almost everyone hears it.
"Lily is alive!?" Snape shouts
However Harriet just silently stares at the potions professor judging him.
"Don't bring up her mother!" The hat actually screeches.
"Why not?" Dumbdore asks
The hat suddenly goes silent.
"How about Hufflepuff?" Harriet asks
Meanwhile Dumbledore is seeing his plans crashing down and the lions and snakes are horrified that Potter would choose Hufflepuffs over them.
"May I ask why?" Mcgonagall asks
"It's simple, I want true friends not people who like me for my name influence and money." Harriet says
Meanwhile Kyra is trying to suppress her laughter cause it comes out as a chirp and then turns into a Phoenix song.
Knowing she needs to get away Kyra teleports away to grab the invisibility cloak.
========================
Back in the great hall.
"That's as good enough reason as any." the hat say
"Better be Hufflepuff. Now please tell your mother not to hurt me." The hat begs
"That depends do you plan on sharing secrets? Because if so you won't live the night." Harriet says in a matter of fact tone.
"Miss Potter please don't threaten the sorting hat." Dumbledore says wanting to get information from the hat.
"It's not a threat. It's a promise." Harriet says
"My lips are sealed." The hat says quickly and now Fumblemore can't even figure out what happened.
Harriet walks down to sit with the badgers who Welcome her with open arms.
"Hermione Granger." Mcgonagall says trying to move the ceremony on.
"Ravenclaw!" The hat shouts the second it's hovers over her head.
"Draco Malfoy." Mcgonagall says
"Gryffindor!" The hat declares
Draco's look of pure terror is probably the best thing Harriet has seen.
She doesn't even fully know the boy and just knew her mother disliked him and his father. She hasn't forgiven what Draco's dad did to Momma Weiss and Ruby.
"Ronald Weasley!" Mcgonagall says
Unfortunately no one shows up.
"Ronald Weasley?" Mcgonagall asks
Suddenly the door to the great hall opens as Molly and Ron come in.
"Sorry we missed the train." Molly says looking around the room for the girl with black hair, a lightning scar, and glasses.
Ronald has the hat put on his head.
The hat actually seems to go pale however that is possible.
"Slytherin!" The hat shouts
"Molly! I sorted you Wrong as well!" The hat shouts at the the woman.
Ronald goes pale and Molly seems absolutely furious.
======================
Meanwhile in the headmasters office Kyra is on the ground laughing in her human form while all of the Headmasters look at her and recognize her.
"Yume? Why are you here?" A painting asks
"Albus too many names Dumbledore. Has made himself my enemy." Kyra says
"How so." A Headmaster asks a little afraid.
"Plotting against my Daughter and stealing her family heirlooms." Kyra says pulling the Invisibility cloak out of a drawer that was under a fidelius charm.
All of the paintings suddenly become horrified.
"Harriet Potter?" A painting asks just to make sure.
"Yep, that prophecy was a self fulfilling load of bullshit. And he will pay for the pain he caused and plans to cause." Kyra says Looking around the room and sees all of the devices bound to Dudley. The label says Harry Potter.
'He really lost his mind.' Kyra thinks to herself.
Kyra then glances at Fawks.
"Oh you poor thing." Kyra says realizing that fawks isn't a familiar bond but a long forgotten and forbidden master slave bond. Senile old man probably stumbled upon it and thought it was a familiar bond ritual.
Kyra suddenly breaks the phoenix's bond before silently disapperating out of the office.
In the Great Hall Dumbledore yells in pain before passing out.
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"The first years are all here and accounted for Professor Mcgonagall." Hagrid says
'It's a shame this world is likely to die.' Kyra thinks to herself looking at the castle.
"Is that a toad?" A student asks
"Trevor!" Neville shouts jumping for the toad.
"Welcome to Hogwarts." Mcgonagall says
As all of the students enter the school Hogwarts bell chimes.
Kyra suddenly feels a rush of magic.
'I'm back!' Kyra thinks to herself sitting on top of Harriets hat under a disillusionment and a notice me not charm.
Knowing full well Hogwarts is welcoming back its founders teacher. Along with the wards partially binding too her.
'I can't wait to scare that old hat. I need to talk to him with telepathy don't I?' Kyra thinks to herself
All of the students are ushered into the great hall.
Where a Pale dumbledore is sitting at the Professors table.
(A/N: For the meme!!! And word count! Mostly the word count!)
"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"
All of the students clap.
'Why did I teach Godric how to make that stupid thing!' Kyra shouts in her mind.
Memories come back.
====================
"Yume!" A young Godric Gryffindor says to the unageing witch.
"Yes?" Yume asks looking up from her book.
"Can you help me make a hat that taunts people." Godric says
"Why?" Yume asks
"It will be great for battle imagine I'm swinging my sword and they are distracted by the hat on top of my head that is insulting them." Godric says
While Kyra was in her memories
"Harriet Potter." Mcgonagall says
Harriet walks up to the stool and takes off her own pointy witches hat.
Harriet doesn't even touch the hat before the hat is magically cleaned and repaired.
Dumbledore looks surprised to see a female Harry which doesn't make any sense to him.
And Snape just stares at the girl that looks so much like Lily.
Suddenly the hat says out loud.
"Why are you here! I have absolutely no idea where to put you!" The hat says shocking everyone.
"Why is that?" Mcgonagall asks
"Because she has the best traits of every house. And her skill in every subject is beyond the mastery level." The Hat says
Everyone stares at the girl for that.
"Mother told me this might happen." Harriet mutters
However in the silence of the great hall almost everyone hears it.
"Lily is alive!?" Snape shouts
However Harriet just silently stares at the potions professor judging him.
"Don't bring up her mother!" The hat actually screeches.
"Why not?" Dumbdore asks
The hat suddenly goes silent.
"How about Hufflepuff?" Harriet asks
Meanwhile Dumbledore is seeing his plans crashing down and the lions and snakes are horrified that Potter would choose Hufflepuffs over them.
"May I ask why?" Mcgonagall asks
"It's simple, I want true friends not people who like me for my name influence and money." Harriet says
Meanwhile Kyra is trying to suppress her laughter cause it comes out as a chirp and then turns into a Phoenix song.
Knowing she needs to get away Kyra teleports away to grab the invisibility cloak.
========================
Back in the great hall.
"That's as good enough reason as any." the hat say
"Better be Hufflepuff. Now please tell your mother not to hurt me." The hat begs
"That depends do you plan on sharing secrets? Because if so you won't live the night." Harriet says in a matter of fact tone.
"Miss Potter please don't threaten the sorting hat." Dumbledore says wanting to get information from the hat.
"It's not a threat. It's a promise." Harriet says
"My lips are sealed." The hat says quickly and now Fumblemore can't even figure out what happened.
Harriet walks down to sit with the badgers who Welcome her with open arms.
"Hermione Granger." Mcgonagall says trying to move the ceremony on.
"Ravenclaw!" The hat shouts the second it's hovers over her head.
"Draco Malfoy." Mcgonagall says
"Gryffindor!" The hat declares
Draco's look of pure terror is probably the best thing Harriet has seen.
She doesn't even fully know the boy and just knew her mother disliked him and his father. She hasn't forgiven what Draco's dad did to Momma Weiss and Ruby.
"Ronald Weasley!" Mcgonagall says
Unfortunately no one shows up.
"Ronald Weasley?" Mcgonagall asks
Suddenly the door to the great hall opens as Molly and Ron come in.
"Sorry we missed the train." Molly says looking around the room for the girl with black hair, a lightning scar, and glasses.
Ronald has the hat put on his head.
The hat actually seems to go pale however that is possible.
"Slytherin!" The hat shouts
"Molly! I sorted you Wrong as well!" The hat shouts at the the woman.
Ronald goes pale and Molly seems absolutely furious.
======================
Meanwhile in the headmasters office Kyra is on the ground laughing in her human form while all of the Headmasters look at her and recognize her.
"Yume? Why are you here?" A painting asks
"Albus too many names Dumbledore. Has made himself my enemy." Kyra says
"How so." A Headmaster asks a little afraid.
"Plotting against my Daughter and stealing her family heirlooms." Kyra says pulling the Invisibility cloak out of a drawer that was under a fidelius charm.
All of the paintings suddenly become horrified.
"Harriet Potter?" A painting asks just to make sure.
"Yep, that prophecy was a self fulfilling load of bullshit. And he will pay for the pain he caused and plans to cause." Kyra says Looking around the room and sees all of the devices bound to Dudley. The label says Harry Potter.
'He really lost his mind.' Kyra thinks to herself.
Kyra then glances at Fawks.
"Oh you poor thing." Kyra says realizing that fawks isn't a familiar bond but a long forgotten and forbidden master slave bond. Senile old man probably stumbled upon it and thought it was a familiar bond ritual.
Kyra suddenly breaks the phoenix's bond before silently disapperating out of the office.
In the Great Hall Dumbledore yells in pain before passing out.
"The first years are all here and accounted for Professor Mcgonagall." Hagrid says 'It's a shame this world is likely to die.' Kyra thinks to herself looking at the castle. "Is that a toad?" A student asks "Trevor!" Neville shouts jumping for the toad. "Welcome to Hogwarts." Mcgonagall says As all of the students enter the school Hogwarts bell chimes. Kyra suddenly feels a rush of magic. 'I'm back!' Kyra thinks to herself sitting on top of Harriets hat under a disillusionment and a notice me not charm. Knowing full well Hogwarts is welcoming back its founders teacher. Along with the wards partially binding too her. 'I can't wait to scare that old hat. I need to talk to him with telepathy don't I?' Kyra thinks to herself All of the students are ushered into the great hall. Where a Pale dumbledore is sitting at the Professors table. A/N: For the meme!!! And word count! Mostly the word count! "Oh you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart; You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil; Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind; Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends. So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands though I have none For I'm a Thinking Cap!" All of the students clap. 'Why did I teach Godric how to make that stupid thing!' Kyra shouts in her mind. Memories come back. ==================== "Yume!" A young Godric Gryffindor says to the unageing witch. "Yes?" Yume asks looking up from her book. "Can you help me make a hat that taunts people." Godric says "Why?" Yume asks "It will be great for battle imagine I'm swinging my sword and they are distracted by the hat on top of my head that is insulting them." Godric says While Kyra was in her memories "Harriet Potter." Mcgonagall says Harriet walks up to the stool and takes off her own pointy witches hat. Harriet doesn't even touch the hat before the hat is magically cleaned and repaired. Dumbledore looks surprised to see a female Harry which doesn't make any sense to him. And Snape just stares at the girl that looks so much like Lily. Suddenly the hat says out loud. "Why are you here! I have absolutely no idea where to put you!" The hat says shocking everyone. "Why is that?" Mcgonagall asks "Because she has the best traits of every house. And her skill in every subject is beyond the mastery level." The Hat says Everyone stares at the girl for that. "Mother told me this might happen." Harriet mutters However in the silence of the great hall almost everyone hears it. "Lily is alive!?" Snape shouts However Harriet just silently stares at the potions professor judging him. "Don't bring up her mother!" The hat actually screeches. "Why not?" Dumbdore asks The hat suddenly goes silent. "How about Hufflepuff?" Harriet asks Meanwhile Dumbledore is seeing his plans crashing down and the lions and snakes are horrified that Potter would choose Hufflepuffs over them. "May I ask why?" Mcgonagall asks "It's simple, I want true friends not people who like me for my name influence and money." Harriet says Meanwhile Kyra is trying to suppress her laughter cause it comes out as a chirp and then turns into a Phoenix song. Knowing she needs to get away Kyra teleports away to grab the invisibility cloak. ======================== Back in the great hall. "That's as good enough reason as any." the hat say "Better be Hufflepuff. Now please tell your mother not to hurt me." The hat begs "That depends do you plan on sharing secrets? Because if so you won't live the night." Harriet says in a matter of fact tone. "Miss Potter please don't threaten the sorting hat." Dumbledore says wanting to get information from the hat. "It's not a threat. It's a promise." Harriet says "My lips are sealed." The hat says quickly and now Fumblemore can't even figure out what happened. Harriet walks down to sit with the badgers who Welcome her with open arms. "Hermione Granger." Mcgonagall says trying to move the ceremony on. "Ravenclaw!" The hat shouts the second it's hovers over her head. "Draco Malfoy." Mcgonagall says "Gryffindor!" The hat declares Draco's look of pure terror is probably the best thing Harriet has seen. She doesn't even fully know the boy and just knew her mother disliked him and his father. She hasn't forgiven what Draco's dad did to Momma Weiss and Ruby. "Ronald Weasley!" Mcgonagall says Unfortunately no one shows up. "Ronald Weasley?" Mcgonagall asks Suddenly the door to the great hall opens as Molly and Ron come in. "Sorry we missed the train." Molly says looking around the room for the girl with black hair, a lightning scar, and glasses. Ronald has the hat put on his head. The hat actually seems to go pale however that is possible. "Slytherin!" The hat shouts "Molly! I sorted you Wrong as well!" The hat shouts at the the woman. Ronald goes pale and Molly seems absolutely furious. ====================== Meanwhile in the headmasters office Kyra is on the ground laughing in her human form while all of the Headmasters look at her and recognize her. "Yume? Why are you here?" A painting asks "Albus too many names Dumbledore. Has made himself my enemy." Kyra says "How so." A Headmaster asks a little afraid. "Plotting against my Daughter and stealing her family heirlooms." Kyra says pulling the Invisibility cloak out of a drawer that was under a fidelius charm. All of the paintings suddenly become horrified. "Harriet Potter?" A painting asks just to make sure. "Yep, that prophecy was a self fulfilling load of bullshit. And he will pay for the pain he caused and plans to cause." Kyra says Looking around the room and sees all of the devices bound to Dudley. The label says Harry Potter. 'He really lost his mind.' Kyra thinks to herself. Kyra then glances at Fawks. "Oh you poor thing." Kyra says realizing that fawks isn't a familiar bond but a long forgotten and forbidden master slave bond. Senile old man probably stumbled upon it and thought it was a familiar bond ritual. Kyra suddenly breaks the phoenix's bond before silently disapperating out of the office. In the Great Hall Dumbledore yells in pain before passing out.
