Jacob jumped up and held his forehead. “Ack! Lord Clyde! Why do you always do this to me?!”
Clyde raised his fist with a menacing look on his face. “Won’t you shut up? Give me a matching rate tester.”
“Yes?! Don’t you know how difficult it was for me to get it? I’ll use it to find my destined person…”
“Your destined partner will not exist even after a thousand years.”
“Are you cursing me?!”
“It’s not a curse. It’s an archangel’s foresight. Stop talking nonsense and give it to me.”
Jacob whimpered in shock at hearing such an unfortunate sound and reluctantly handed over the imprint-matching rate tester. “You must return it. You can’t destroy other people’s things just because you’re angry, okay?”
Clyde didn’t answer and took me out of the workshop. Jacob followed undauntedly and repeated the same thing like a parrot.
“That’s the only thing I have, so you really have to give it back. Excuse me, Lord Clyde, do you hear me?”
Perhaps due to Jacob’s noisiness, angels who were working gradually gathered there.
“What is it? What’s going on?”
“Jacob, did you make a mistake again?”
Then they found me, and everyone gave a scream of admiration.
“Oh my my! Lord Clyde is bringing a girlfriend?!”
“Everyone, come out here! Lord Clyde brought a girlfriend!”
“Oh gosh, they’re really a match!”
“Where did you get such a pretty angel?”
The setting is that most of the angels in this town were brought by Clyde, but why am I suddenly becoming his girlfriend? As I was only blinking at the absurdity, the angels burst out laughing.
“Look at how embarrassed she is!”
It’s strange. I feel a sense of deja vu as if I’ve experienced this kind of reaction before…
Ah, they are the same as the constellations. They were like the constellations that interpreted anything as romance.
Clyde stopped in front of his house and snapped at the angels. “Everyone, mind your own business and get lost.”
“Oho~ You don’t want another angel looking at your girl?”
“Oh my, what are trying to do to the point that you kicked us out of your house?”
“Kiss! Kiss her!”
Clyde pushed me into the house and gave a bloody warning to the angels before he came in himself. “I’m really going to kill you.”
Creek, thud.
“Uwoo!”
“Whoot-whoo! Be happy!”
But his warning didn’t work. The whistling, cheering, or booing was the only thing that was getting louder.
“Just leave them.”
I chuckled and stopped Clyde, who was about to run out to turn them upside down.
“Why? Do you like it?”
“Like it my ass.”
Still, Clyde seemed to like my reaction and headed to the table with a smile on his face that he didn’t even realize. In any case, I felt that he cared for the unique and free-spirited angels here.
He placed the imprint matching rate tester on top and nodded at me. “Put your hand here.”
I assumed there would be a high match rate with Clyde. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been possible for him to dig into my memories and learn the truth.
Tadadadadadak! And as expected, 999 came up.
Clyde clicked his tongue. “I knew it would be like this.”
[The Constellations that support the ‘Ilya’ route are sighing.]
[The Constellations that support multiple routes are cheering.]
Honestly, I knew it would be like this, but there were some parts I didn’t understand.
“Why did you check the matching rate?”
Could it be that he has a crush on me? He’s not trying to imprint me, right? That’s not good.
“I have no intention of imprinting myself with someone, even if it’s a dream.”
Clyde glared at me with a look of what bullsh*t are you talking about.
“If you’re going to talk nonsense, keep your mouth shut.”
Then, he called Jacob, who was waiting outside for the tester to be returned safely. “Jacob! Come in.”
He also tested the matching rate between me and Jacob, and another 999 came up.
Jacob closed his mouth. “You are, after all, my destined partner…!”
“Oh, you’re everyone’s destined partner,” Clyde spoke coldly, erasing Jacob’s memory.
Soon, Jacob asked Clyde with a puzzled expression. “Why did you call for me?”
“Take the test machine.” Jacob was very relieved that the test machine was fine and rushed out, holding it in his arms like a ceremonial urn.
Clyde crossed his arms and looked at me. “Do you understand what the problem is?”
I answered confidently. “I have no idea.”
Clyde muttered complexly with a look of self-destruction. “This stupid person is the creator…”
If you’re going to curse, you should’ve done it secretly. Why are you saying it out loud?
He patiently continued his explanation. “An angel with an absurd matching rate with all angels. What kind of entity do you think that is?”
“Uh… A great being?”
“I didn’t expect such a lame answer, but it’s similar. A being with a 999% match rate with all angels, from archangels to low-level angels. Doesn’t it look like a ‘god’ to anyone?”
It’s not that I haven’t thought about that either. However, I was too insignificant to be seen as a grand being called god.
“Isn’t my skill level too terrible for that?”
“That’s why it’s more of a problem.” As Clyde said that, he came closer and gently lifted my chin with his fingertips as if to kiss me. “A god you can get your hands on. Even covet for.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Rotten Taste’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Take her! Lock her up! Imprint her! Covet her!]
It felt like weak static electricity was generated where his finger touched, so I knocked it away without realizing it. It felt very embarrassing.
“It feels weird.” As I was muttering with a frown, Clyde rubbed his fingers as if trying to get rid of any remaining feeling. He also seemed to feel something.
“Was it like this when you came into contact with another angel?”
“No. Only when I come into contact with Lord Ilya and you do I feel something like this.”
“Sigh… If you want to quietly end the dream, avoid contact with the archangel.”
As I blinked without answering, Clyde fiercely warned me. “Ilya, don’t touch that guy. Do you understand?”
It was a difficult demand to listen to.
“I don’t have wings, so if I want to go in and out of the Tower of Light and the headquarters, I have to be carried by Lord Ilya.”
“… Don’t tell me Ilya took you to his residence.”
“That’s right.”
Clyde pressed his forehead. “I’m going to lose my mind.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Bet Your Life on Theresa’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Let’s live together happily with twin brothers.]
Clyde immediately blamed me. “You said you’re the creator, but you don’t know what the situation is right now?”
“I’m just a game creator, not a real god…”
He opened his mouth, roughly sweeping his hair as if he was frustrated with my babbling. “So when I come into contact with you!”
When did he come into contact with me? As I stared at him, waiting for an answer, Clyde suddenly cursed and sighed. He spoke strongly to me in a warning tone.
“Anyway, it’s nothing. Just never touch.”
What the? Why are you annoyingly holding back your words?
“Hey, there are two ways to annoy an angel. One is start talking and then stop abru—”
“Be quiet so I can think.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Empty Vessels Make the Most Noise’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Why shouldn’t they make contact~? I think I know why~]
I asked Clyde, who was pouring water into a cup and gulping it down. “Do you get excited when you come into contact with me?”
“…Cough! Cough!”
Clyde’s face was red, and he was constantly coughing. It seemed that I had hit the nail on the head.
“I guess I’m getting better,” I said casually, dismissing it like how magical animals are being touched by me.
However, Clyde said the sensation he felt from contact with me wasn’t that light.
“Do you know the weakness of angels who act arrogantly and pretend to be united by reason?”
“I don’t know…”
“It’s a stimulus.”
Angels live overly controlled lives of joy, sorrow, and pleasure. So, when they experience a big stimulus for the first time in their life, they don’t have the experience to let it go properly. Clyde told me that the angel that has contact with me would trigger a tremendous stimulus beyond the detonation of firecrackers in their head.
“The moment anyone touches you, they’ll fall into a feverish first love.”
It was a word that made me sick of hearing it.
“I don’t think it’s to that extent…”
I had contact with angels such as Delios, Marin, and Violleta, but there was nothing wrong. Ilya was… a little special, but he didn’t show any signs of losing his mind or anything like that. It almost made me wonder if Clyde was too scared.
Clyde warned as if he had read my thoughts. “Ilya and I are more sensitive than other angels, so there is a high probability that we felt the stimulus quickly. If more time passes like this, or if the number of contacts with other angel increases, they might feel something too.”
I couldn’t ignore such a stern warning. “I’ll be careful.” Anyway, I didn’t really want to mess with other people either.
Clyde also warned about Ilya once more. “Ilya is a very patient person, so he may be okay now, but I’m not sure he will be in the future. So be especially careful.”
Ilya will be suffering from a feverish first love? I didn’t know what to watch out for as I couldn’t imagine it at all, but I nodded my head for now.
Clyde looked at me in disbelief and turned the subject around. “Anyway, how can Ilya wake up from the dream? Now that there’s a variable, the method must have changed.”
“He has to realize that this is a dream.”
Uh? Wait a minute. If Clyde could read my memories through contact, Ilya might be able to too. How many times have I been in contact with Ilya so far? Why has something like this never happened?
It made sense if different things happened to each angel when they came into contact with me. Maybe, with more contact, it might be possible for Ilya to recall memories of reality. …Shall I try it?
It was then.
“You were thinking of hugging Ilya now, right? Then he might realize the whole story like I did.”
“…How did you know?”
“It’s obvious at first glance. It would be better to quietly discard that method. I’m the one who will disappear when you wake up from the dream, but Ilya won’t be like that, right?”
Ilya, brought here with his main body, will remember every single detail of the dream.
Clyde asked me. “What do you think he’ll do when he realizes through your memory how he can destroy the heavenly world?”
“…He’ll destroy the heavenly world right away.”
Along with that, the human world will be destroyed. I bit my lips with a troubled look on my face.
Clyde suddenly took out a bottle of medicine from the subspace and threw it at me. “Take this.”
When I opened the lid, there were several round pills the size of a fingernail. “What is this?”
“When I die, Ilya will become a fallen angel. You wouldn’t expect an angel branded by the devil to be rational and sane, right?”
“Ah, of course.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Gambler’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[I’ll bet 100 million coins that she didn’t know.]
Actually, I haven’t even thought about that. It’s a part that isn’t in the scenario.
Jacob jumped up and held his forehead. “Ack! Lord Clyde! Why do you always do this to me?!”
Clyde raised his fist with a menacing look on his face. “Won’t you shut up? Give me a matching rate tester.”
“Yes?! Don’t you know how difficult it was for me to get it? I’ll use it to find my destined person…”
“Your destined partner will not exist even after a thousand years.”
“Are you cursing me?!”
“It’s not a curse. It’s an archangel’s foresight. Stop talking nonsense and give it to me.”
Jacob whimpered in shock at hearing such an unfortunate sound and reluctantly handed over the imprint-matching rate tester. “You must return it. You can’t destroy other people’s things just because you’re angry, okay?”
Clyde didn’t answer and took me out of the workshop. Jacob followed undauntedly and repeated the same thing like a parrot.
“That’s the only thing I have, so you really have to give it back. Excuse me, Lord Clyde, do you hear me?”
Perhaps due to Jacob’s noisiness, angels who were working gradually gathered there.
“What is it? What’s going on?”
“Jacob, did you make a mistake again?”
Then they found me, and everyone gave a scream of admiration.
“Oh my my! Lord Clyde is bringing a girlfriend?!”
“Everyone, come out here! Lord Clyde brought a girlfriend!”
“Oh gosh, they’re really a match!”
“Where did you get such a pretty angel?”
The setting is that most of the angels in this town were brought by Clyde, but why am I suddenly becoming his girlfriend? As I was only blinking at the absurdity, the angels burst out laughing.
“Look at how embarrassed she is!”
It’s strange. I feel a sense of deja vu as if I’ve experienced this kind of reaction before…
Ah, they are the same as the constellations. They were like the constellations that interpreted anything as romance.
Clyde stopped in front of his house and snapped at the angels. “Everyone, mind your own business and get lost.”
“Oho~ You don’t want another angel looking at your girl?”
“Oh my, what are trying to do to the point that you kicked us out of your house?”
“Kiss! Kiss her!”
Clyde pushed me into the house and gave a bloody warning to the angels before he came in himself. “I’m really going to kill you.”
Creek, thud.
“Uwoo!”
“Whoot-whoo! Be happy!”
But his warning didn’t work. The whistling, cheering, or booing was the only thing that was getting louder.
“Just leave them.”
I chuckled and stopped Clyde, who was about to run out to turn them upside down.
“Why? Do you like it?”
“Like it my ass.”
Still, Clyde seemed to like my reaction and headed to the table with a smile on his face that he didn’t even realize. In any case, I felt that he cared for the unique and free-spirited angels here.
He placed the imprint matching rate tester on top and nodded at me. “Put your hand here.”
I assumed there would be a high match rate with Clyde. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been possible for him to dig into my memories and learn the truth.
Tadadadadadak! And as expected, 999 came up.
Clyde clicked his tongue. “I knew it would be like this.”
[The Constellations that support the ‘Ilya’ route are sighing.]
[The Constellations that support multiple routes are cheering.]
Honestly, I knew it would be like this, but there were some parts I didn’t understand.
“Why did you check the matching rate?”
Could it be that he has a crush on me? He’s not trying to imprint me, right? That’s not good.
“I have no intention of imprinting myself with someone, even if it’s a dream.”
Clyde glared at me with a look of what bullsh*t are you talking about.
“If you’re going to talk nonsense, keep your mouth shut.”
Then, he called Jacob, who was waiting outside for the tester to be returned safely. “Jacob! Come in.”
He also tested the matching rate between me and Jacob, and another 999 came up.
Jacob closed his mouth. “You are, after all, my destined partner…!”
“Oh, you’re everyone’s destined partner,” Clyde spoke coldly, erasing Jacob’s memory.
Soon, Jacob asked Clyde with a puzzled expression. “Why did you call for me?”
“Take the test machine.” Jacob was very relieved that the test machine was fine and rushed out, holding it in his arms like a ceremonial urn.
Clyde crossed his arms and looked at me. “Do you understand what the problem is?”
I answered confidently. “I have no idea.”
Clyde muttered complexly with a look of self-destruction. “This stupid person is the creator…”
If you’re going to curse, you should’ve done it secretly. Why are you saying it out loud?
He patiently continued his explanation. “An angel with an absurd matching rate with all angels. What kind of entity do you think that is?”
“Uh… A great being?”
“I didn’t expect such a lame answer, but it’s similar. A being with a 999% match rate with all angels, from archangels to low-level angels. Doesn’t it look like a ‘god’ to anyone?”
It’s not that I haven’t thought about that either. However, I was too insignificant to be seen as a grand being called god.
“Isn’t my skill level too terrible for that?”
“That’s why it’s more of a problem.” As Clyde said that, he came closer and gently lifted my chin with his fingertips as if to kiss me. “A god you can get your hands on. Even covet for.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Rotten Taste’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Take her! Lock her up! Imprint her! Covet her!]
It felt like weak static electricity was generated where his finger touched, so I knocked it away without realizing it. It felt very embarrassing.
“It feels weird.” As I was muttering with a frown, Clyde rubbed his fingers as if trying to get rid of any remaining feeling. He also seemed to feel something.
“Was it like this when you came into contact with another angel?”
“No. Only when I come into contact with Lord Ilya and you do I feel something like this.”
“Sigh… If you want to quietly end the dream, avoid contact with the archangel.”
As I blinked without answering, Clyde fiercely warned me. “Ilya, don’t touch that guy. Do you understand?”
It was a difficult demand to listen to.
“I don’t have wings, so if I want to go in and out of the Tower of Light and the headquarters, I have to be carried by Lord Ilya.”
“… Don’t tell me Ilya took you to his residence.”
“That’s right.”
Clyde pressed his forehead. “I’m going to lose my mind.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Bet Your Life on Theresa’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Let’s live together happily with twin brothers.]
Clyde immediately blamed me. “You said you’re the creator, but you don’t know what the situation is right now?”
“I’m just a game creator, not a real god…”
He opened his mouth, roughly sweeping his hair as if he was frustrated with my babbling. “So when I come into contact with you!”
When did he come into contact with me? As I stared at him, waiting for an answer, Clyde suddenly cursed and sighed. He spoke strongly to me in a warning tone.
“Anyway, it’s nothing. Just never touch.”
What the? Why are you annoyingly holding back your words?
“Hey, there are two ways to annoy an angel. One is start talking and then stop abru—”
“Be quiet so I can think.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Empty Vessels Make the Most Noise’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[Why shouldn’t they make contact~? I think I know why~]
I asked Clyde, who was pouring water into a cup and gulping it down. “Do you get excited when you come into contact with me?”
“…Cough! Cough!”
Clyde’s face was red, and he was constantly coughing. It seemed that I had hit the nail on the head.
“I guess I’m getting better,” I said casually, dismissing it like how magical animals are being touched by me.
However, Clyde said the sensation he felt from contact with me wasn’t that light.
“Do you know the weakness of angels who act arrogantly and pretend to be united by reason?”
“I don’t know…”
“It’s a stimulus.”
Angels live overly controlled lives of joy, sorrow, and pleasure. So, when they experience a big stimulus for the first time in their life, they don’t have the experience to let it go properly. Clyde told me that the angel that has contact with me would trigger a tremendous stimulus beyond the detonation of firecrackers in their head.
“The moment anyone touches you, they’ll fall into a feverish first love.”
It was a word that made me sick of hearing it.
“I don’t think it’s to that extent…”
I had contact with angels such as Delios, Marin, and Violleta, but there was nothing wrong. Ilya was… a little special, but he didn’t show any signs of losing his mind or anything like that. It almost made me wonder if Clyde was too scared.
Clyde warned as if he had read my thoughts. “Ilya and I are more sensitive than other angels, so there is a high probability that we felt the stimulus quickly. If more time passes like this, or if the number of contacts with other angel increases, they might feel something too.”
I couldn’t ignore such a stern warning. “I’ll be careful.” Anyway, I didn’t really want to mess with other people either.
Clyde also warned about Ilya once more. “Ilya is a very patient person, so he may be okay now, but I’m not sure he will be in the future. So be especially careful.”
Ilya will be suffering from a feverish first love? I didn’t know what to watch out for as I couldn’t imagine it at all, but I nodded my head for now.
Clyde looked at me in disbelief and turned the subject around. “Anyway, how can Ilya wake up from the dream? Now that there’s a variable, the method must have changed.”
“He has to realize that this is a dream.”
Uh? Wait a minute. If Clyde could read my memories through contact, Ilya might be able to too. How many times have I been in contact with Ilya so far? Why has something like this never happened?
It made sense if different things happened to each angel when they came into contact with me. Maybe, with more contact, it might be possible for Ilya to recall memories of reality. …Shall I try it?
It was then.
“You were thinking of hugging Ilya now, right? Then he might realize the whole story like I did.”
“…How did you know?”
“It’s obvious at first glance. It would be better to quietly discard that method. I’m the one who will disappear when you wake up from the dream, but Ilya won’t be like that, right?”
Ilya, brought here with his main body, will remember every single detail of the dream.
Clyde asked me. “What do you think he’ll do when he realizes through your memory how he can destroy the heavenly world?”
“…He’ll destroy the heavenly world right away.”
Along with that, the human world will be destroyed. I bit my lips with a troubled look on my face.
Clyde suddenly took out a bottle of medicine from the subspace and threw it at me. “Take this.”
When I opened the lid, there were several round pills the size of a fingernail. “What is this?”
“When I die, Ilya will become a fallen angel. You wouldn’t expect an angel branded by the devil to be rational and sane, right?”
“Ah, of course.”
Ding!
[The Constellation ‘Gambler’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]
[I’ll bet 100 million coins that she didn’t know.]
Actually, I haven’t even thought about that. It’s a part that isn’t in the scenario.
