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>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAD LOGGED ON
>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER TITLED LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAS ENTERED 'GESTALT GENERAL CHAT'
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Hello! Where is everyone?
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
HELLO!
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>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Hey!
>looks around
Uh, where is everyone?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
I don't...
!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!
Hey, guys!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AAAAAAHHHH!
What the hell, Trea?
Why are you wearing a sheet covered in holes?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!!
Hey! Are they out there.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!!
Hey, there they are!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
WHAT IS GOING ON? WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!
Oh, sorry. We're in costume. Hang on.
>!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!! has been renamed TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
>!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!! has been renamed CONFEDMIL
>!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!! has been renamed RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
There, that better?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
But... but... why?
Why use those headers and those horrible avatar skins to
!!VIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUES!!
It's almost back on!
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
WHY? WHY? OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Look, come on. Follow us. Confed, can you hold the door open?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
CONFEDMIL
Sure.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Um, where are we going?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
CONFEDMIL
Somewhere frightening, children.
Very frightening.
CONFEDMIL> Laughs spookily
AKLTAK shivers
All right, go up and touch the little festive holiday gourd.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Wow, how did I miss a big door surrounded by flashing lights with a festive gourd painted on it.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
I don't know... it looks kind of suspicious to me.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Quit being a sissy and come on.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREA has left the chat room
RIGEL has left the chat room
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
All right...
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AKL has left the chat room
LEE has left the chat room
CONFEDMIL has left the chat room
WELCOME TO THE SPOOKY ROOM!
DON'T TOUCH THE FESTIVE HOLIDAY GOURD, TREA CARVED IT!
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Why is everyone wearing those terrible costumes?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
>>VIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUES
It's Free Candy & Scary Costumes time!
Come sit with me next to this festive holiday gourd I carved!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
>>MAGICAL GIRL IN A SPARKLING DRESS WITH A SNOWMAN SIDEKICK WHO DOESN'T GET COLD
Don't step on the gourd guts. We're picking out the seeds to dry them out.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Ewwww...
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>>HESSTLA CYBERBURROW
>>WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW I AM THE HAMBURGER KING!
Oh! Oh! It's almost back!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
>>RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR
>munches popcorn
Here some the scary part!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL
"Engines nominal, Control," Colonel John Padwicken said, feeling sweat bead up on his face. He could see a slight color shift on the stars outside the heavy crysteel windows. He glanced to the side at Major Nupta, who nodded slightly, sweat gleaming on her brown skin.
"Engage primary engine linkage," the order took nearly twenty seconds to reach the UESPV (United Earth Space Program Vessel) John Hamilton from Buenos Aires UN Space Control.
Col Padwicken reached forward, flipping up the macroplas shield. He flipped each toggle, calling it out.
On Toggle Five a low, steady vibration could be felt. Not on the seat, not vibrating the ship itself, but making his bone marrow vibrate.
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
I can't watch this part!
>>MANTID hides her face
"Primary Engine Linkage engaged," Col Padwicken said. He reached out and grabbed the handle, a simple grip connected to two bars with only two settings. Forward, for on, back for off. It was currently in the back setting.
"Active Primary Engine," came the order after nearly twenty seconds.
Colonel Padwicken pushed the lever forward.
Everything tunneled down, the hull seeming to crinkle inwards in geometric patterns even as the crysteel windows flexed and bent along right angle with impossible geometry such as twelve perpendicular red lines of flexing glass done in blue glitter ink. The stars shattered into pinwheels of sparkling lights.
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
>>NO COSTUME ASSIGNED
Is that... is that...
UNSHIELDED JUMP SPACE?
>>screams and hides under chair
Major Nupta screamed/giggled/laughed/cried/sang the Nipwicken Cartoon themesong/played a guitar/jumped up and down on an accordion played by a screaming mime. Colonel Padwicken heard Captain Barvettiel howl like a dog from the engineering station.
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
>>I AM HERE TO AUDIT YOUR INCOME AND EXPENSES DO NOT BOTHER TO RUN
>>Screams in terror
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
>>NO COSTUME ASSIGNED
>>shrieks in fear
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
>>PSYCHOTIC MURDERING LEMUR WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND
>>hides under couch
Everything came back in a sudden jerk.
Neptune sat silently off to the right of the crysteel windows, the banding silent and holding its secrets as it had for millions of years.
Colonel Padwicken blinked the frozen amber off his eyelashes and looked at the instruments.
"Control, this is John Hamilton," Colonel Padwicken said. "Jump successful."
Neptune sat, encircled by its rings, undisturbed by industry or technology, as pure and simple as it had been for millions of years. The bands slowly shifted and turned as the credits began to flow up.
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
OK, that was the most horrifying movie we've watched.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Is it over?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Yeah, it's over, sis. You can look.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
>breathes a sigh of relief
That part terrifies me.
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>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Did... did they do a jumpspace translation, in-system, exiting inside the resonance zone, without jumpspace shielding?
But... but...
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
ALL> That's impossible!
ALL> Laughs
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
That's... that's terrifying to even think about.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
It was their first superluminal test flight that was a success.
Wanna hear the real scary part?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Brrr... OK
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
They did it with standard programming. No AI's, no VI's, just straight programming on computers less powerful that a pocket vidphone has now. Metal over silicon circuitry on the ship, no a bit of quantum computing or molecular circuitry to be found.
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
AND A NUCLEAR FISSION REACTOR!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
And a nuclear fission reactor.
Thanks for stealing the punchline.
Jerk.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Wait, that was their first superluminal flight?
But I thought they'd been to two nearby stellar systems.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
They had been. They'd used slow-ships. Max speed they got up to was like .22C.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
The Madness of the Lemurs.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
OK, enough. Enough.
What scary movie do you want to watch next?
You all know what I want to watch.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
What do you want to watch?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
>>BEHOLD MY MIGHTY SYSTEM OF ORGANS
What he always wants to watch.
One of the P'Thok specials.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
How many P'Thok specials are there?
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>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
A lot. Like, two dozen or so per holiday, including P'Thok and Charlie Moomoo Save Singing Duck Day that came out last year.
To say the Treana'ad got culture cracked is an understatement.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
>>QUAKE IN FEAR AT MY MASK OF A MAGIC USING DISFIGURED GREEN SKINNED TERRAN FEMALE LEMUR
As bad as us?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
We all got culture cracked as bad as you did.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
Pfft, not us.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
One word.
Tits.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
LOL Ok, you got us there.
Why is it that many of those illustrations where our females have mammalian mammaries so aesthetically pleasing?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
It's hard to explain, but... um... boobs?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
ALL> LOL
>>PUBVIAN DOMINION
>>BEHOLD! I AM DRESSED AS A DECAPITATED MANTID OMNIQUEEN WITH A MISSING EYE
Seriously, what should we watch now?
Are we really going to watch a P'Thok special again?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WOLDS
WAIT!
Two of us aren't in costume.
If we don't want the giant malevolent carved festive holiday gourd to visit us and devour us all, they have to put on costumes.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATIVE POOL
Fine.
Wow, there's a lot of them.
How do we know which one we want to wear?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Just grab something you like.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL HAS MADE >>NINE HUNDRED FOOT TALL LANAKTALLAN EXECUTOR WITH BLOODY JAWS POINTING AND MOCKING
>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
>>Screams
Wow, good one. That's scary!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS--
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS MADE >>BLOODY EYE SOCKET ZOMBIE NAMTOTUN PLANETARY DIRECTOR FOR LIFE
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Oh, nice one. That's chilling.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS--
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Come on, pick something.
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>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
P'Thok! P'Thok! P'THOK! P'THOK!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
We know. We get it. We get the picture.
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>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
This is actually fun. I had thought it was some kind of mental aberration to watch media designed to frighten, horrify, and gross out the viewer, but lemur scary movies are actually exciting.
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Yeah, weirdly enough, it is really fun.
Hey, let's watch Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat-Girl XXII!
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>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Ugh. Really? Why do you like those so much?
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Oh, come one, that one has Lanaktallan scouts landing on Derkin-6 and running face first into Hobby and Susie and Cavvy.
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>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
Oh, I vote for that one.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
I vote for Daxin VS Kris the Krusher Kringle
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Wait, I change my vote to that one!
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>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Oh, come on, you know how that one will end.
Besides, that one's a Winter Wonderland Holiday Special.
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>>CONFEDMIL
All right, everyone do a silent vote. We'll do whichever one gets the most votes, even if it's just two votes.
If it's all one vote for each movie, then we'll just do random number selection.
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>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
Heh, I'm going to ruin almost everyone's day.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>CONFEDMIL
OK, we've got the movie!
Everyone ready?
ALL>Ready!
And... here... we... go!
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAD LOGGED ON
>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER TITLED LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
>LEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAS ENTERED 'GESTALT GENERAL CHAT'
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Hello! Where is everyone?
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
HELLO!
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>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Hey!
>looks around
Uh, where is everyone?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
I don't...
!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!
Hey, guys!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AAAAAAHHHH!
What the hell, Trea?
Why are you wearing a sheet covered in holes?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!!
Hey! Are they out there.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!!
Hey, there they are!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
WHAT IS GOING ON? WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!
Oh, sorry. We're in costume. Hang on.
>!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!! has been renamed TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
>!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!! has been renamed CONFEDMIL
>!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!! has been renamed RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
There, that better?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
But... but... why?
Why use those headers and those horrible avatar skins to
!!VIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUES!!
It's almost back on!
LEEBAW> SCREAMS
AKLTAK> SCREAMS
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
WHY? WHY? OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Look, come on. Follow us. Confed, can you hold the door open?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
CONFEDMIL
Sure.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Um, where are we going?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
CONFEDMIL
Somewhere frightening, children.
Very frightening.
CONFEDMIL> Laughs spookily
AKLTAK shivers
All right, go up and touch the little festive holiday gourd.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Wow, how did I miss a big door surrounded by flashing lights with a festive gourd painted on it.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
I don't know... it looks kind of suspicious to me.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Quit being a sissy and come on.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
TREA has left the chat room
RIGEL has left the chat room
AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
All right...
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
AKL has left the chat room
LEE has left the chat room
CONFEDMIL has left the chat room
WELCOME TO THE SPOOKY ROOM!
DON'T TOUCH THE FESTIVE HOLIDAY GOURD, TREA CARVED IT!
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Why is everyone wearing those terrible costumes?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
>>VIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUES
It's Free Candy & Scary Costumes time!
Come sit with me next to this festive holiday gourd I carved!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
>>MAGICAL GIRL IN A SPARKLING DRESS WITH A SNOWMAN SIDEKICK WHO DOESN'T GET COLD
Don't step on the gourd guts. We're picking out the seeds to dry them out.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Ewwww...
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>HESSTLA CYBERBURROW
>>WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW I AM THE HAMBURGER KING!
Oh! Oh! It's almost back!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
>>RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR
>munches popcorn
Here some the scary part!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL
"Engines nominal, Control," Colonel John Padwicken said, feeling sweat bead up on his face. He could see a slight color shift on the stars outside the heavy crysteel windows. He glanced to the side at Major Nupta, who nodded slightly, sweat gleaming on her brown skin.
"Engage primary engine linkage," the order took nearly twenty seconds to reach the UESPV (United Earth Space Program Vessel) John Hamilton from Buenos Aires UN Space Control.
Col Padwicken reached forward, flipping up the macroplas shield. He flipped each toggle, calling it out.
On Toggle Five a low, steady vibration could be felt. Not on the seat, not vibrating the ship itself, but making his bone marrow vibrate.
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
I can't watch this part!
>>MANTID hides her face
"Primary Engine Linkage engaged," Col Padwicken said. He reached out and grabbed the handle, a simple grip connected to two bars with only two settings. Forward, for on, back for off. It was currently in the back setting.
"Active Primary Engine," came the order after nearly twenty seconds.
Colonel Padwicken pushed the lever forward.
Everything tunneled down, the hull seeming to crinkle inwards in geometric patterns even as the crysteel windows flexed and bent along right angle with impossible geometry such as twelve perpendicular red lines of flexing glass done in blue glitter ink. The stars shattered into pinwheels of sparkling lights.
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
>>NO COSTUME ASSIGNED
Is that... is that...
UNSHIELDED JUMP SPACE?
>>screams and hides under chair
Major Nupta screamed/giggled/laughed/cried/sang the Nipwicken Cartoon themesong/played a guitar/jumped up and down on an accordion played by a screaming mime. Colonel Padwicken heard Captain Barvettiel howl like a dog from the engineering station.
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
>>I AM HERE TO AUDIT YOUR INCOME AND EXPENSES DO NOT BOTHER TO RUN
>>Screams in terror
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
>>NO COSTUME ASSIGNED
>>shrieks in fear
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
>>PSYCHOTIC MURDERING LEMUR WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND
>>hides under couch
Everything came back in a sudden jerk.
Neptune sat silently off to the right of the crysteel windows, the banding silent and holding its secrets as it had for millions of years.
Colonel Padwicken blinked the frozen amber off his eyelashes and looked at the instruments.
"Control, this is John Hamilton," Colonel Padwicken said. "Jump successful."
Neptune sat, encircled by its rings, undisturbed by industry or technology, as pure and simple as it had been for millions of years. The bands slowly shifted and turned as the credits began to flow up.
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
OK, that was the most horrifying movie we've watched.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Is it over?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Yeah, it's over, sis. You can look.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
>breathes a sigh of relief
That part terrifies me.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Did... did they do a jumpspace translation, in-system, exiting inside the resonance zone, without jumpspace shielding?
But... but...
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
ALL> That's impossible!
ALL> Laughs
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
That's... that's terrifying to even think about.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
It was their first superluminal test flight that was a success.
Wanna hear the real scary part?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Brrr... OK
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
They did it with standard programming. No AI's, no VI's, just straight programming on computers less powerful that a pocket vidphone has now. Metal over silicon circuitry on the ship, no a bit of quantum computing or molecular circuitry to be found.
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
AND A NUCLEAR FISSION REACTOR!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
And a nuclear fission reactor.
Thanks for stealing the punchline.
Jerk.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Wait, that was their first superluminal flight?
But I thought they'd been to two nearby stellar systems.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
They had been. They'd used slow-ships. Max speed they got up to was like .22C.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
The Madness of the Lemurs.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
OK, enough. Enough.
What scary movie do you want to watch next?
You all know what I want to watch.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
What do you want to watch?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
>>BEHOLD MY MIGHTY SYSTEM OF ORGANS
What he always wants to watch.
One of the P'Thok specials.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
How many P'Thok specials are there?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
A lot. Like, two dozen or so per holiday, including P'Thok and Charlie Moomoo Save Singing Duck Day that came out last year.
To say the Treana'ad got culture cracked is an understatement.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
>>QUAKE IN FEAR AT MY MASK OF A MAGIC USING DISFIGURED GREEN SKINNED TERRAN FEMALE LEMUR
As bad as us?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
We all got culture cracked as bad as you did.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
Pfft, not us.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
One word.
Tits.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
LOL Ok, you got us there.
Why is it that many of those illustrations where our females have mammalian mammaries so aesthetically pleasing?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
It's hard to explain, but... um... boobs?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
ALL> LOL
>>PUBVIAN DOMINION
>>BEHOLD! I AM DRESSED AS A DECAPITATED MANTID OMNIQUEEN WITH A MISSING EYE
Seriously, what should we watch now?
Are we really going to watch a P'Thok special again?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>MANTID FREE WOLDS
WAIT!
Two of us aren't in costume.
If we don't want the giant malevolent carved festive holiday gourd to visit us and devour us all, they have to put on costumes.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATIVE POOL
Fine.
Wow, there's a lot of them.
How do we know which one we want to wear?
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Just grab something you like.
---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
>>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL HAS MADE >>NINE HUNDRED FOOT TALL LANAKTALLAN EXECUTOR WITH BLOODY JAWS POINTING AND MOCKING
>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
>>Screams
Wow, good one. That's scary!
---NOTHING FOLLOWS--
>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS MADE >>BLOODY EYE SOCKET ZOMBIE NAMTOTUN PLANETARY DIRECTOR FOR LIFE
>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Oh, nice one. That's chilling.
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>>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Come on, pick something.
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>>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
P'Thok! P'Thok! P'THOK! P'THOK!
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>>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
We know. We get it. We get the picture.
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>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
This is actually fun. I had thought it was some kind of mental aberration to watch media designed to frighten, horrify, and gross out the viewer, but lemur scary movies are actually exciting.
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Yeah, weirdly enough, it is really fun.
Hey, let's watch Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat-Girl XXII!
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>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Ugh. Really? Why do you like those so much?
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Oh, come one, that one has Lanaktallan scouts landing on Derkin-6 and running face first into Hobby and Susie and Cavvy.
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>>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD
Oh, I vote for that one.
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>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
I vote for Daxin VS Kris the Krusher Kringle
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>>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
Wait, I change my vote to that one!
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>>MANTID FREE WORLDS
Oh, come on, you know how that one will end.
Besides, that one's a Winter Wonderland Holiday Special.
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>>CONFEDMIL
All right, everyone do a silent vote. We'll do whichever one gets the most votes, even if it's just two votes.
If it's all one vote for each movie, then we'll just do random number selection.
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>>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
Heh, I'm going to ruin almost everyone's day.
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>>CONFEDMIL
OK, we've got the movie!
Everyone ready?
ALL>Ready!
And... here... we... go!
LEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAD LOGGED ONLEEBAW.SUPERUSER TITLED LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLLEEBAW.SUPERUSER HAS ENTERED 'GESTALT GENERAL CHAT'.........LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLHello! Where is everyone?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---.........LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLHELLO!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOMAKLTAK SOARING WORLDSHey!looks aroundUh, where is everyone?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLI don't...!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!Hey, guys!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AAAAAAHHHH!What the hell, Trea?Why are you wearing a sheet covered in holes?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!!Hey! Are they out there.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW SCREAMSAKLTAK SCREAMS!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!!Hey, there they are!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW SCREAMSAKLTAK SCREAMSLEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLWHAT IS GOING ON? WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!!Oh, sorry. We're in costume. Hang on.!!RAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWR!! has been renamed TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS!!OOOOH! SPOOKY ZOMBIE SECOND EATMU WAR SOLDIER OOOOH!! has been renamed CONFEDMIL!!CYBERNETIC MAR-GITE WITH GOOGLY-EYES EATING A DONUT!! has been renamed RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTThere, that better?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLBut... but... why?Why use those headers and those horrible avatar skins to!!VIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUES!!It's almost back on!LEEBAW SCREAMSAKLTAK SCREAMS---NOTHING FOLLOWS---WHY? WHY? OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSLook, come on. Follow us. Confed, can you hold the door open?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---CONFEDMILSure.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AKLTAK SOARING WORLDSUm, where are we going?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---CONFEDMILSomewhere frightening, children.Very frightening.CONFEDMIL Laughs spookilyAKLTAK shiversAll right, go up and touch the little festive holiday gourd.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLWow, how did I miss a big door surrounded by flashing lights with a festive gourd painted on it.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AKLTAK SOARING WORLDSI don't know... it looks kind of suspicious to me.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSQuit being a sissy and come on.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREA has left the chat roomRIGEL has left the chat roomAKLTAK SOARING WORLDSAll right...---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AKL has left the chat roomLEE has left the chat roomCONFEDMIL has left the chat roomWELCOME TO THE SPOOKY ROOM!DON'T TOUCH THE FESTIVE HOLIDAY GOURD, TREA CARVED IT!LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLWhy is everyone wearing those terrible costumes?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSVIOLENT SPORTS FACIAL ARMOR WEARING BACKWOODS MASS MURDERER WITH MOMMY ISSUESIt's Free Candy & Scary Costumes time!Come sit with me next to this festive holiday gourd I carved!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTMAGICAL GIRL IN A SPARKLING DRESS WITH A SNOWMAN SIDEKICK WHO DOESN'T GET COLDDon't step on the gourd guts. We're picking out the seeds to dry them out.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLEwwww...---NOTHING FOLLOWS---HESSTLA CYBERBURROWWHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW I AM THE HAMBURGER KING!Oh! Oh! It's almost back!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSRAWR I'M A TERRAN HIDING UNDER A BEDSHEET WITH TOO MANY HOLES CUT IN IT RAWRmunches popcornHere some the scary part!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---WE NOW RETURN TO OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL"Engines nominal, Control," Colonel John Padwicken said, feeling sweat bead up on his face. He could see a slight color shift on the stars outside the heavy crysteel windows. He glanced to the side at Major Nupta, who nodded slightly, sweat gleaming on her brown skin."Engage primary engine linkage," the order took nearly twenty seconds to reach the UESPV United Earth Space Program Vessel John Hamilton from Buenos Aires UN Space Control.Col Padwicken reached forward, flipping up the macroplas shield. He flipped each toggle, calling it out.On Toggle Five a low, steady vibration could be felt. Not on the seat, not vibrating the ship itself, but making his bone marrow vibrate.MANTID FREE WORLDSI can't watch this part!MANTID hides her face"Primary Engine Linkage engaged," Col Padwicken said. He reached out and grabbed the handle, a simple grip connected to two bars with only two settings. Forward, for on, back for off. It was currently in the back setting."Active Primary Engine," came the order after nearly twenty seconds.Colonel Padwicken pushed the lever forward.Everything tunneled down, the hull seeming to crinkle inwards in geometric patterns even as the crysteel windows flexed and bent along right angle with impossible geometry such as twelve perpendicular red lines of flexing glass done in blue glitter ink. The stars shattered into pinwheels of sparkling lights.LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLNO COSTUME ASSIGNEDIs that... is that...UNSHIELDED JUMP SPACE?screams and hides under chairMajor Nupta screamed/giggled/laughed/cried/sang the Nipwicken Cartoon themesong/played a guitar/jumped up and down on an accordion played by a screaming mime. Colonel Padwicken heard Captain Barvettiel howl like a dog from the engineering station.TELKAN FORGE WORLDSI AM HERE TO AUDIT YOUR INCOME AND EXPENSES DO NOT BOTHER TO RUNScreams in terrorAKLTAK SOARING WORLDSNO COSTUME ASSIGNEDshrieks in fearTNVARU GRIPPING HANDSPSYCHOTIC MURDERING LEMUR WITH A HOOK FOR A HANDhides under couchEverything came back in a sudden jerk.Neptune sat silently off to the right of the crysteel windows, the banding silent and holding its secrets as it had for millions of years.Colonel Padwicken blinked the frozen amber off his eyelashes and looked at the instruments."Control, this is John Hamilton," Colonel Padwicken said. "Jump successful."Neptune sat, encircled by its rings, undisturbed by industry or technology, as pure and simple as it had been for millions of years. The bands slowly shifted and turned as the credits began to flow up.TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSOK, that was the most horrifying movie we've watched.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSIs it over?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSYeah, it's over, sis. You can look.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSbreathes a sigh of reliefThat part terrifies me.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---AKLTAK SOARING WORLDSDid... did they do a jumpspace translation, in-system, exiting inside the resonance zone, without jumpspace shielding?But... but...---NOTHING FOLLOWS---ALL That's impossible!ALL LaughsAKLTAK SOARING WORLDSThat's... that's terrifying to even think about.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTIt was their first superluminal test flight that was a success.Wanna hear the real scary part?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOLBrrr... OK---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTThey did it with standard programming. No AI's, no VI's, just straight programming on computers less powerful that a pocket vidphone has now. Metal over silicon circuitry on the ship, no a bit of quantum computing or molecular circuitry to be found.TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSAND A NUCLEAR FISSION REACTOR!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---And a nuclear fission reactor.Thanks for stealing the punchline.Jerk.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSWait, that was their first superluminal flight?But I thought they'd been to two nearby stellar systems.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSThey had been. They'd used slow-ships. Max speed they got up to was like .22C.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TELKAN FORGE WORLDSThe Madness of the Lemurs.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSOK, enough. Enough.What scary movie do you want to watch next?You all know what I want to watch.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TELKAN FORGE WORLDSWhat do you want to watch?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMSBEHOLD MY MIGHTY SYSTEM OF ORGANSWhat he always wants to watch.One of the P'Thok specials.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSHow many P'Thok specials are there?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSA lot. Like, two dozen or so per holiday, including P'Thok and Charlie Moomoo Save Singing Duck Day that came out last year.To say the Treana'ad got culture cracked is an understatement.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LANAKTALLAN FREE HERDQUAKE IN FEAR AT MY MASK OF A MAGIC USING DISFIGURED GREEN SKINNED TERRAN FEMALE LEMURAs bad as us?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSWe all got culture cracked as bad as you did.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTPfft, not us.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSOne word.Tits.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTLOL Ok, you got us there.Why is it that many of those illustrations where our females have mammalian mammaries so aesthetically pleasing?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMSIt's hard to explain, but... um... boobs?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---ALL LOLPUBVIAN DOMINIONBEHOLD! I AM DRESSED AS A DECAPITATED MANTID OMNIQUEEN WITH A MISSING EYESeriously, what should we watch now?Are we really going to watch a P'Thok special again?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WOLDSWAIT!Two of us aren't in costume.If we don't want the giant malevolent carved festive holiday gourd to visit us and devour us all, they have to put on costumes.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATIVE POOLFine.Wow, there's a lot of them.How do we know which one we want to wear?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSJust grab something you like.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL HAS MADE NINE HUNDRED FOOT TALL LANAKTALLAN EXECUTOR WITH BLOODY JAWS POINTING AND MOCKINGLANAKTALLAN FREE HERDScreamsWow, good one. That's scary!---NOTHING FOLLOWS--AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS HAS MADE BLOODY EYE SOCKET ZOMBIE NAMTOTUN PLANETARY DIRECTOR FOR LIFETNVARU GRIPPING HANDSOh, nice one. That's chilling.---NOTHING FOLLOWS--AKLTAK SOARING WORLDSCome on, pick something.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDSP'Thok! P'Thok! P'THOK! P'THOK!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACTWe know. We get it. We get the picture.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LANAKTALLAN FREE HERDThis is actually fun. I had thought it was some kind of mental aberration to watch media designed to frighten, horrify, and gross out the viewer, but lemur scary movies are actually exciting.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSYeah, weirdly enough, it is really fun.Hey, let's watch Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat-Girl XXII!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSUgh. Really? Why do you like those so much?---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSOh, come one, that one has Lanaktallan scouts landing on Derkin-6 and running face first into Hobby and Susie and Cavvy.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---LANAKTALLAN FREE HERDOh, I vote for that one.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TELKAN FORGE WORLDSI vote for Daxin VS Kris the Krusher Kringle---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TNVARU GRIPPING HANDSWait, I change my vote to that one!---NOTHING FOLLOWS---MANTID FREE WORLDSOh, come on, you know how that one will end.Besides, that one's a Winter Wonderland Holiday Special.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---CONFEDMILAll right, everyone do a silent vote. We'll do whichever one gets the most votes, even if it's just two votes.If it's all one vote for each movie, then we'll just do random number selection.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---TELKAN FORGE WORLDSHeh, I'm going to ruin almost everyone's day.---NOTHING FOLLOWS---CONFEDMILOK, we've got the movie!Everyone ready?ALLReady!And... here... we... go!
