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God, an Otaku, in DxD - Chapter 52

Published at 15th of July 2019 10:11:56 AM


Chapter 52

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"Oh, it's Rias Gremory and her band of misfits. What's the fucking occasion?" Karma asked, turning to the peerage, and not giving a fuck about the old man in a business suit.

Well, that's Karma for ya. He's a crazy motherfucker with no respect to others. By the way, that summarizes Kami's attitude as well, but is worse than THIS.

"K-Karma... H-He's..... Zeus...." Rias blurted out, a bit tired from running.

"Wait. What did you say? I didn't hear you quite right." Karma said, trying to pretend that he doesn't know who the fuck the god is.

'Ha! He doesn't even know me. I'm going to strike him!' Zeus thought with amusement.

'Yeah. I'm going to wipe you out from existance, you stupid motherfucker.' Karma thought, as he read the god's mind.

"H-He is Zeus.... T-The God of Lightning..." Rias stuttered, since she saw that the god was glaring at Karma.

"This piece of old relics, is ZEUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a good joke, Rias. But, nah. Only the stupidest of stupid creatures would believe you. But, I've got my common sense, so..... Don't give me that crap." Karma said, as he walked out of the group like the fucker he was.

But, he turned around again, and gave the middle finger to the old man.

"Fuck off, Zeus-wanna-be." Karma said simply, as he continued walking the fuck away.

The Gremory Peerage was dumbfounded, and got a bit sweaty when they saw Karma leave with no respect whatsoever.

'Suho could do that since he was the God of the Omniverse, but Karma? JUST NO.' Rias thought, as she was panicking like fuck.

'Suho and Karma are the same guy. So shut the hell up.' Karma thought as he was reading Rias' mind.

'This skill is handy, but it was also like a fucking cheat code. Oh, well. Don't care, and I don't need to.' Karma concluded, and continued walking to school.

The others were panicking as well, and it was no surprise, since one of their friends just ditched them to talk to an angry god.

Well, that's Karma AND Kami for ya. Both insane douchebags, with no fucking respect to others.

"W-WHO IS THAT MORTAL?" Zeus asked angrily, his power level rising a bit.

"U-Uhhh....." Rias couldn't answer.

(Timeskip to the classroom.....)

'HAHAHAHAHA! That god was such a loser!' Karma thought as he walked to his classroom.

He walked into the classroom with a 'class shitstain' vibe, but that's not it at all.

Actually, he aces all of his exams after that insane trip from Kyoto.

Now, he was just listening to the teacher, and slight interruptions to make her stop.

That poor teacher was good, old Rossweisse.

She didn't have an ides that Karma was gonna be a pain in the ass, so she was still..... adjusting to his level.

And, trust me. That is NOT an easy feat.

(Timeskip to the break...)

Karma was called by Issei to go to a classroom which was located on the part where all the first-years are.


'Suppose I go there too. I have nothing useful to do, so at least I can play with a chicken.' Karma thought as he walked towards the classroom that Issei told him to.

Due to his awesome reputation, students walking in the opposite direction as him, didn't even try to block his path.

Hell, even the teachers didn't dare to do that.

'Now, that's cool.' Karma thought with a smug smile, as he reached the classroom.

"Karma! Over here!" Issei shouted, and Karma looked at him.

He was with Rias Gremory, and the one and only, Ravel Phenex, with all her roasted chicken glory.

"What the fuck do you want, pervert?" Karma asked.

With hearing the words of Karma Akabane, the first-year fangirls all camr storming out of their rooms, admiring the sight of their idol, Karma Akabane.

'I think I should like this attention, but I DEFENITELY don't like this kind of attention. Ever.' Karma thought.

"H-Hey guys, can you move out of the way?" Issei asked.

When they heard Issei's voice, they immedietly began wisphering some insults, which Issei heard clearly since a devil has a greater sense of hearing.

"Oh, it's the pervert with Rias..."

"Don't look, or else we might get pervert!"

Then, they retreated back to their rooms leaving Rias, Issei, Karma, and Ravel Phenex outside.

Karma made a grin.

"I see that you have a shitty reputation in these parts, Issei. Well, you really do HAVE a shitty reputation around school, and that's a fact." Karma said, finishing his fucking book report about Issei's shitty reputation.

He saw a dumbfounded Issei, Rias, and Ravel when he looked at the group. He made a chuckle.

"Now, what do you want me to do?" Karma asked, with a questioning look.

"Uhhhh, about that...." Issei started.

"We would like you to help Ravel in her current crisis...." Rias began, and they told Karma all about the shit they want to help Ravel with.

Karma, after listening to Rias for about five minutes straight, just chuckled.

"A high-class devil having a crisis lile that? HAHAHAHA! You must be joking. You're just like that chicken that Suho almost killed!" Karma insulted.

"Hey! How dare....! Wait. Who even is THIS guy, Rias?" Ravel asked angrily.

Before she could answer, Karma released 50% of his power. The ground began shaking like hell, that the students suspected it has to be an earthquake.

(Meanwhile, in the faculty room...)

Azazel was there, sitting on his desk. Then, his eyes suddenly widened, noticing something was off as fuck.

The ground was fucking shaking.

He suddenly felt a fucking power surge at the same time, and he immedietly noticed the details, and where the energy was coming from. It was from the one and only, Karma Akabane.

'Damn it. What the fuck is HE up to now? Maybe intimidating Ravel? Hmmm. Well Suho, if you are listening to this, you have one hell of a friend. He's fucking insane.' Azazel thought as he took a nap on his desk, tired from the long fucking day.

'I know. Suho's fucking insane as well, dipshit.' Karma thought as he was reading Azazel's mind.

(Meanwhile, in the hallways....)

Karma had a smug look on his face as he saw a terrified Ravel Phenex in front of him.

"Is that enough to answer you question, Phenex? Ha! I don't even know why Suho spared you." Karma said, as he looked to his side, and saw an irritated Rias Gremory and Issei Hyoudou.

'SHOWOFF.' The two thought.

"A-Alright.... But why do you keep mentioning Suho? You haven't even met him!" Ravel shouted angrily.

"Hey, fried chicken. I don't know where the hell you came from, but if you don't know this, I am a close friend of Suho and the other two, who just recently fucking died!" Karma said, looking at her in the eye.

"R-Really? H-How is-" She didn't get to finish, when Karma yawned.

"Don't know, and don't care. Those guys can handle themselves, so I don't think you need to worry." Karma said.

"How are you so sure about that?" Ravel asked.

"Just from past experiences, fried chicken. Now, what's your name again?" Karma asked.

"I-It's Ravel Phenex!" She stuttered, as she noticed that Karma walked closer to her.

"What? Is that 'fried chicken' I heard?" Karma asked tauntingly, and Ravel responded with a pout, and crossed her arms.

"Awwww, c'mon! Don't be like that!" Karma said with a grin.

The other two looked at them, a bit happy for Ravel.

"Told ya that Karma was a good candidate." Issei wisphered to Rias.

"I guess you're right." Rias said, looking at the two. Karma was teasing and taunting Ravel relentlessly, while she was just there, pounting at him.

'You have a unique friend, Suho. I'm glad we met him.' Rias thought.

'Damn. I won't even bother making a comment about that cheesy shit.' Karma thought.

(Timeskip to the end of class.....)

Classes just finished, and the students were leaving the room quickly.

They were doing that, since it was actually a Friday, so the students wanted to spend time with their families and stuff.

Karma was a bit relieved about that, since he now had time to gather information about the rebel.

'Finally. School is over. At least, for the fucking weekend.' Karma thought as he left the room.

He was now walking in the hallway. He thought that he could go home happily, but a fucking hand grabbed him from behind.

'Which motherfucker is this? Issei?' Karma thought, as he turned around quickly with his karate pose.

"Hey, you little shi-" He didn't get to finish, when he saw Akeno in front of him. Of course, she was wearing her usual attire, a very fucking tight Kuoh Academy uniform.

"Hello, Karma. Rias wanted you to come with us in the ORC. We just wanted to discuss something with you." Akeno explained.

"Hmmmmmm. What's that shit about?" Karma asked.

"Please, don't ask. I don't know either." Akeno replied.

"Alright. Let's go then!" Karma said cheerfully, as the two walked to the ORC.

They caught some glances from other people, and they were thinking some shady things about the two being together this time of day.

The couple were walking on an awkward silence. Karma decided to spice things up by starting a bit of a conversation.

"Hey, about that pendant you're wearing....." Karma started.

"Oh, about this? this was a gift Suho gave me before he died." Akeno explained.

'HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SO SRAIGHT FORWARD?! WELL, FUCK YOU, ANIME LOGIC.' Karma thought.

"What about it?" She asked.

"That pendant..... Has powerful godly energy within it. If you unlock it, you can become as powerful as a god with it. Well, at least for a day or so." Karma explained.

Akeno needed some seconds to absorb the information.

"H-How do you know this?" Akeno asked shocked, as she absorbed it all.

"Well, Suho gave me a sample of that a long time ago." Karma explained. He just imagined a level up notification of his 'Lying' Skill.

Fortunately, that shit didn't happen.

"But why don't I feel any energy?" Akeno asked.

"It can do awesome shit like that as well. If I can guess, I think you would be as powerful as Ophis for a few moments." Karma said, which shocked Akeno a bit.

"W-Wow..."

"Yup. Wow indeed." Karma said.

'He's like a different person when he is serious.' Akeno thought.

The couple reached the ORC soon after that.

(Meanwhile, in the ORC....)

The Gremory Peerage was arranging a room in the ORC building that would be used by the different mythologies and factions two days from now, since it was the venue for their so-called 'gathering'.

Ravel was with them, since she was now a part of the ORC.

They were cleaning the room, since it was dusty as hell.

Then, there was a knock at the door.

"Come in." Rias said. Akeno and Karma went inside, and Karma giving Rias a questioning look.

'Why the fuck did she call me here? I didn't have any connection with sny of the fucking factions!' Karma thought.

Rias was about to say something, but got interrupted when a voice boomed in Ravel's direction.

They turned their heads to see what ot is, and saw a hologram of a blonde woman with a very vuluptous figure, talking to Ravel.

During theur conversation, she was revealed to be Ravel Phenex's mother, which was quite surprising.

'Really? Her mom? If that's the case, she was fucking adopted. I mean, look at the height difference! But probably, fucking anime logic won't let that shit get away.' Karma thought as he was also staring at the hologram.

After a few seconds of waiting, Karma got a bit irritated.

'I'm wasting time. Gah. Let's get down to fucking business already.' Karma thought.

He shot a beam of energy using the tip of his index finger towards the device that was making the hologram, and it got destroyed.

The others were shocked by this, espescially Ravel.

She was about to get angry and shout at Karma, when he started to speak.

"What the fuck did you call me here for, Gremory? I'm not here to listen to the fried chicken's mother giving motherly advice and shit. Answer my question, and spit it out already."




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