Chapter 500
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Chapter 500
"Grand elder?"
Zang Wu blinked his eyes, stunned for a moment, and reacted speechlessly, "Fourth brother, are you kidding me? My Heaven and Earth Sect's grand elder is able to extinguish the entire Immortal River Continent with one punch. As for this man, he is just a boatman who has not even been able to enter my Heaven and Earth Sect!"
"Little five, how can you talk like that!"
Upon hearing this, Zang Si was anxious at once and quickly said, "How can you speak of this senior like that? What if the senior gets angry..."
Before he could finish speaking, the old man next to him smiled and said, "Young man, what he said is not bad. I'm just a boatman!"
"As for entering the Heaven and Earth Sect..."
He looked up at the sect gate of the Heaven and Earth Sect in the distance and sighed, "That is my life-long dream, but unfortunately my talent is not enough. I can only keep it as a dream in this life."
"However, it is already the greatest honor for me to be able to ferry boats here!"
"What? You really are..."
Zang Si couldn't believe it. He hurriedly pulled Zang Wu again and asked, "Little five, are you sure you didn't lie to me?"
"This person can leap three yards high under such gravity. At the very least, he is also at the Profound Immortal level. He really is just a boatman?"
"Oh, why would I lie to you? If you don't believe me, take another look over there." Zang Wu said with a laugh.
Hearing this,
Zang Si looked in the direction pointed out by Zang Wu. He instantly widened his eyes.
On the small island, there was a group of middle-aged women gathered, bouncing up and down to the rhythmic music, dancing in unison by the lakeside.
When the climactic moment of the music came.
The group of women collectively split to do the splits.
Ka!
Zang Si's eyes nearly popped out and he almost screamed out loud.
The way he looked at those dancing middle-aged women was as if he had just seen some peerless beauty, full of fiery passion and disbelief.
It has to be known that.
On this island with such strong gravity, it was extremely difficult for these women to dance and do splits like this.
This was like an ordinary person carrying a thousand-jin burden and continuing to jump and do splits effortlessly.
Zang Si stared with widened eyes at the pig-killing knife in Pork Rong's hand, his eyes were almost straightened.
He had never seen anything so advanced in his whole life.
"Look, that scale weight is also one. So is the cane in the old man's hand, and the hair accessory on that woman's head. There are too many, I won't list them one by one. Just take a look yourself." Zang Wu casually said.
Hearing this,
Zang Si stared ahead.
Sure enough, everything he saw before him was shocking and unbelievable.
"Quick, look!"
Just as Zang Si was unable to extricate himself from the shock, Zang Wu pulled him again.
He quickly looked to the side.
And instantly widened his eyes.
He saw a man carrying a pair of honey buckets, running so fast as if he was about to take off. He was busy and energetic beyond measure.
Zang Si was drenched in cold sweat.
He was so shocked by this bucket carrier that he was left speechless.
Jumping with buckets of feces in his hands, he easily covered seven yards with each leap, and disappeared at the end of the street with just a blink of an eye.
Such valiance was no longer comparable by those dancing women and boatmen.
"So scary..."
He couldn't help but murmur.
"Of course."
"Compared to those men and women, this one can be considered a real member of our Heaven and Earth Sect. He is our sect's special commissioner of fecal disposal. He was once even praised by our Grand Master. Such glory and honor is rare even across our whole sect. Even me and my senior brothers would politely call him Ambassador Lu when we see him!"
Zang Wu plainly explained.
"But Ambassador Lu still does not represent my Heaven and Earth Sect. After all, there are dragons and tigers hiding in my sect. Apart from Grand Master and many senior brothers, there is also the Four Scumbags Group With Outstanding Appearance, the guardian beast Manman God, Elder Qing who fights whoever disagrees... Of course, the seemingly suspicious-looking monk sweeping the backyard also seems quite powerful..."
"Brother, stop talking..."
Zang Si directly covered Zang Wu's mouth and said with fervent passion on his face, "Tell me, how can I join the Heaven and Earth Sect?"
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Chapter 500
"Grand elder?"
Zang Wu blinked his eyes, stunned for a moment, and reacted speechlessly, "Fourth brother, are you kidding me? My Heaven and Earth Sect's grand elder is able to extinguish the entire Immortal River Continent with one punch. As for this man, he is just a boatman who has not even been able to enter my Heaven and Earth Sect!"
"Little five, how can you talk like that!"
Upon hearing this, Zang Si was anxious at once and quickly said, "How can you speak of this senior like that? What if the senior gets angry..."
Before he could finish speaking, the old man next to him smiled and said, "Young man, what he said is not bad. I'm just a boatman!"
"As for entering the Heaven and Earth Sect..."
He looked up at the sect gate of the Heaven and Earth Sect in the distance and sighed, "That is my life-long dream, but unfortunately my talent is not enough. I can only keep it as a dream in this life."
"However, it is already the greatest honor for me to be able to ferry boats here!"
"What? You really are..."
Zang Si couldn't believe it. He hurriedly pulled Zang Wu again and asked, "Little five, are you sure you didn't lie to me?"
"This person can leap three yards high under such gravity. At the very least, he is also at the Profound Immortal level. He really is just a boatman?"
"Oh, why would I lie to you? If you don't believe me, take another look over there." Zang Wu said with a laugh.
Hearing this,
Zang Si looked in the direction pointed out by Zang Wu. He instantly widened his eyes.
On the small island, there was a group of middle-aged women gathered, bouncing up and down to the rhythmic music, dancing in unison by the lakeside.
When the climactic moment of the music came.
The group of women collectively split to do the splits.
Ka!
Zang Si's eyes nearly popped out and he almost screamed out loud.
The way he looked at those dancing middle-aged women was as if he had just seen some peerless beauty, full of fiery passion and disbelief.
It has to be known that.
On this island with such strong gravity, it was extremely difficult for these women to dance and do splits like this.
This was like an ordinary person carrying a thousand-jin burden and continuing to jump and do splits effortlessly.
Zang Si stared with widened eyes at the pig-killing knife in Pork Rong's hand, his eyes were almost straightened.
He had never seen anything so advanced in his whole life.
"Look, that scale weight is also one. So is the cane in the old man's hand, and the hair accessory on that woman's head. There are too many, I won't list them one by one. Just take a look yourself." Zang Wu casually said.
Hearing this,
Zang Si stared ahead.
Sure enough, everything he saw before him was shocking and unbelievable.
"Quick, look!"
Just as Zang Si was unable to extricate himself from the shock, Zang Wu pulled him again.
He quickly looked to the side.
And instantly widened his eyes.
He saw a man carrying a pair of honey buckets, running so fast as if he was about to take off. He was busy and energetic beyond measure.
Zang Si was drenched in cold sweat.
He was so shocked by this bucket carrier that he was left speechless.
Jumping with buckets of feces in his hands, he easily covered seven yards with each leap, and disappeared at the end of the street with just a blink of an eye.
Such valiance was no longer comparable by those dancing women and boatmen.
"So scary..."
He couldn't help but murmur.
"Of course."
"Compared to those men and women, this one can be considered a real member of our Heaven and Earth Sect. He is our sect's special commissioner of fecal disposal. He was once even praised by our Grand Master. Such glory and honor is rare even across our whole sect. Even me and my senior brothers would politely call him Ambassador Lu when we see him!"
Zang Wu plainly explained.
"But Ambassador Lu still does not represent my Heaven and Earth Sect. After all, there are dragons and tigers hiding in my sect. Apart from Grand Master and many senior brothers, there is also the Four Scumbags Group With Outstanding Appearance, the guardian beast Manman God, Elder Qing who fights whoever disagrees... Of course, the seemingly suspicious-looking monk sweeping the backyard also seems quite powerful..."
"Brother, stop talking..."
Zang Si directly covered Zang Wu's mouth and said with fervent passion on his face, "Tell me, how can I join the Heaven and Earth Sect?"
Chapter 500"Grand elder?"Zang Wu blinked his eyes, stunned for a moment, and reacted speechlessly, "Fourth brother, are you kidding me? My Heaven and Earth Sect's grand elder is able to extinguish the entire Immortal River Continent with one punch. As for this man, he is just a boatman who has not even been able to enter my Heaven and Earth Sect!""Little five, how can you talk like that!"Upon hearing this, Zang Si was anxious at once and quickly said, "How can you speak of this senior like that? What if the senior gets angry..."Before he could finish speaking, the old man next to him smiled and said, "Young man, what he said is not bad. I'm just a boatman!""As for entering the Heaven and Earth Sect..."He looked up at the sect gate of the Heaven and Earth Sect in the distance and sighed, "That is my life-long dream, but unfortunately my talent is not enough. I can only keep it as a dream in this life.""However, it is already the greatest honor for me to be able to ferry boats here!""What? You really are..."Zang Si couldn't believe it. He hurriedly pulled Zang Wu again and asked, "Little five, are you sure you didn't lie to me?""This person can leap three yards high under such gravity. At the very least, he is also at the Profound Immortal level. He really is just a boatman?""Oh, why would I lie to you? If you don't believe me, take another look over there." Zang Wu said with a laugh.Hearing this,Zang Si looked in the direction pointed out by Zang Wu. He instantly widened his eyes.On the small island, there was a group of middle-aged women gathered, bouncing up and down to the rhythmic music, dancing in unison by the lakeside.When the climactic moment of the music came.The group of women collectively split to do the splits.Ka!Zang Si's eyes nearly popped out and he almost screamed out loud.The way he looked at those dancing middle-aged women was as if he had just seen some peerless beauty, full of fiery passion and disbelief.It has to be known that.On this island with such strong gravity, it was extremely difficult for these women to dance and do splits like this.This was like an ordinary person carrying a thousand-jin burden and continuing to jump and do splits effortlessly.Zang Si stared with widened eyes at the pig-killing knife in Pork Rong's hand, his eyes were almost straightened.He had never seen anything so advanced in his whole life."Look, that scale weight is also one. So is the cane in the old man's hand, and the hair accessory on that woman's head. There are too many, I won't list them one by one. Just take a look yourself." Zang Wu casually said.Hearing this,Zang Si stared ahead.Sure enough, everything he saw before him was shocking and unbelievable."Quick, look!"Just as Zang Si was unable to extricate himself from the shock, Zang Wu pulled him again.He quickly looked to the side.And instantly widened his eyes.He saw a man carrying a pair of honey buckets, running so fast as if he was about to take off. He was busy and energetic beyond measure.Zang Si was drenched in cold sweat.He was so shocked by this bucket carrier that he was left speechless.Jumping with buckets of feces in his hands, he easily covered seven yards with each leap, and disappeared at the end of the street with just a blink of an eye.Such valiance was no longer comparable by those dancing women and boatmen."So scary..."He couldn't help but murmur."Of course.""Compared to those men and women, this one can be considered a real member of our Heaven and Earth Sect. He is our sect's special commissioner of fecal disposal. He was once even praised by our Grand Master. Such glory and honor is rare even across our whole sect. Even me and my senior brothers would politely call him Ambassador Lu when we see him!"Zang Wu plainly explained."But Ambassador Lu still does not represent my Heaven and Earth Sect. After all, there are dragons and tigers hiding in my sect. Apart from Grand Master and many senior brothers, there is also the Four Scumbags Group With Outstanding Appearance, the guardian beast Manman God, Elder Qing who fights whoever disagrees... Of course, the seemingly suspicious-looking monk sweeping the backyard also seems quite powerful...""Brother, stop talking..."Zang Si directly covered Zang Wu's mouth and said with fervent passion on his face, "Tell me, how can I join the Heaven and Earth Sect?"
