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Published at 14th of April 2021 05:05:43 PM


Chapter 61: 61

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The lady behind the desk blinked her eyes curiously at the couple hugging each other in front of her. Of course, it was far from the usual, loveable hug as Xaya's claws were extended toward her prey!

The husband himself had tightly wrapped his arms around his wife's waist, then pulled her backward moment later. It was strange, and a small commotion broke out. However, the lady behind the desk lent her helping hand.

"The dearest gods have blessed our lands in celebration to the new system with their divinities. We, the adventurer guild, have specifically received a lot of those blessings. One of these is the future prophecy of the esteemed god, Lord Ejolle!"

Lord Ejolle is one of the gods. Of course, the way people call the gods usually begins with 'The Lord' title if they aren't believers. Believers would call their gods in a more intimate way, then add more to the lord title or use the different honorific.

And the future prophecy of Lord Ejolle is exactly the title.

Every adventurer can be blessed with the title! The title is always helpful as it helps adventurers to step on the proper path. Just because one likes a sword doesn't mean that one is bound to become the swordsman. There were even cases where adventurers seeking the new lands turned into crafting classes after getting their title!

Now, the lady behind the desk spoke about these titles to dial down a yandere wife and her claws adored by the beautiful but enraged violet jewels.

"I have a title already."

"What are you talking about? We haven't received the title from the Lord Ejolle."

Xaya turned her eyes to her husband while rolling so. Then, their unique system flashed with the system message. The husband naturally turned his eyes to the new message, then noticed a title given by the system.

[A yandere wife.]

Of course, she is a yandere wife. Does it need to be questioned? It was Kyoya's turn to roll his eyes, then chopped his wife's head with his hand that didn't do any damage, but meant a lot. He had to explain the system responds to everything on their path.

But the title from the god should truly help them on their path. Kyoya's rank was B, so he was far away from the perfect class!

"Hmpf."

Xaya threw her hair behind, then took a grand pose. She knew what kind of title she is going to get. It's either a yandere wife of her husband or the greatest support of her husband! No way she is going to get something else.

With her chest pushed out, Xaya made a lot of male adventurers tilt their heads, then extended her hand. She demanded to be the first one to get the prophecy!

"Please, hold tightly onto it."

"No need to be said."

If it would have been possible for Xaya, then she would've already destroyed the small tablet within her hands. Her eyes deeply looked at the blue tablet with unknown to her glyphs, then a few seconds later, it shone with blinding blue light.

It was already expected occurrence, the lady behind the desk with black glasses on her fine face.

"..."

When the light diminished, Xaya instantly read the title she got. The prophecy of the Lord Ejolle had never failed to which the lady behind the desk added softly after seeing Xaya's contorted face.

A wave of anger can not wash away Xaya's beauty. Her mesmerizing and alluring face just exuded another charm, but then she slowly put the table away. No word left her cherry lips, but the grand pose turned to the one where Xaya stood like a bully with her arms crossed.

[Death Bringer.]

If people saw that title, then their minds would go blank. After all, Xaya turned docile when Kyoya noticed the title. She hugged his arm and yanked softly trying to soothe his nonexistent pain.

Why would Kyoya be sad over such a title?

If his wife is Death Bringer, then it means she is going to be a strong woman!

"Husband… Husband, I am sorry!"

"Ah, you silly woman. Why would I be angry or sad over it? You have to think more deeply about this title, okay?"

"Husband is not angry?"

"No."

That's what Xaya needed. She ignored his words about the title, shoving that prophecy into her cleavage that surely can swallow many things! She shook that ample chest while urging her husband to go for the prophecy as well.

"I wanted to do it too, so calm down."

"Mmm! If the husband gets a stupid title, then just throw this tablet away, and let's go for a mission! Outside the city!"

Xaya surely was not thinking about the titles! But it was Kyoya's time to ignore that as he was looking toward his path. The recent spar and training with Anoke had shown off that a knife suits his hand better.

Even if his archery proficiency is the most leveled up ability!

[A husband of weirdos.]

"..."

Kyoya's mind went blank, his face pale. He was thinking about harem route in the past, and even joking about it. His movement technique was also related to the harem route, but Kyoya believed that his 'friends' also could help him if necessary.

However, this exact technique began resonating with the new title.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

It was as if bells rang out within Kyoya's mind. He felt unknown to him power coursing through his body with a clear like feeling. The best comparison would be 'As if feeling the blood flowing clearly'.

The husband stood stupefied, then his eyes flashed with light.

Next, the system windows appeared.

[A husband of weirdos resonates with Wife Sidestep movement skill.]

Ding!

[Four of a kind has been created.]

[You are too weak to use four of a kind skill yet.]

'Bakana!'

Where the hell did his movement skill go?! It was so nice skill! With Xaya on the back, Kyoya could sidestep even a few kilometers away if there was a lot of filth! Those lustful bastards could only chase after them like idiots! His bowstring also would then shake to deal with them!

But this powerful skill had disappeared now!

It became one with the title, but the title was so damn powerful he couldn't use it!

'No, I don't know my path! Four of a kind... Like in poker? What the hell is going on!'

"Husband, what's wrong? As I thought! The title is some stupid shit! Hmpf, I will throw it to the trash!"

"Ah, Miss Xaya! You can not! This is a divine object!"

Luckily enough, the lady behind the desk didn't have to move. Xaya froze, her eyes inadvertently peeked at the tablet. She saw the title of her husband and so she froze.

[A husband of weirdos.]

If someone asked Xaya whether she is a weirdo, then she would say 'yes'. After her time back in the home, Xaya's mom had lectured her a lot. Though her words entered one ear and left with another, Xaya had remembered some of those.

She is a weirdo that is too clingy to her husband and likes to be showered by his warmth and presents from the quest that she deeply loves to receive! She is a weirdo, so what? Her husband loves her anyway!

"..."

And now… The tablet had mentioned something about him getting more of these weirdos?

Within her mind, Xaya had a vision.

She held a plate full of delicious food. In her lips, she had a recipe prepared by her husband, so it was a food she had prepared for him with all her love! On her tiptoes, a yandere wife rushed to her husband!

'Oh piggy!'

But then she saw another woman within her vision! That woman was ugly, one could call her piggy just like her husband did just now! This ugly woman and Kyoya looking at her were all within Xaya's vision!

In this vision, Kyoya chose the piggy's dish over hers!

'You are piggy, so this pig is going to taste the best!'

'Yes, husband!'

'You filth! Don't you dare to call him husband!'

The piggy ignored Xaya's screams. She rubbed her oily and fat cheeks on Kyoya's face, showing off her contentment… The vision broke then.

"This damn piece of shit crap prophecy created by the filth!"

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"KILL!"

"AHHHHHHHH! Stop, stop!"

Xaya threw the tablet straight onto the floor. It sunk deep into the floor, spurting out some small pebbles… The whole tablet looked pitiful, but then Xaya's feet, as if reward, descended onto it as she began stomping onto it.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The whole adventurer guild became silent except the lady behind the desk who was screaming with shock! She nimbly jumped over the desk, then in her business outfit, she abruptly knelt. The force behind it was so strong that her skirt tore a little, revealing a fine white piece of cloth.

The eyes of male adventurers darted over the frilling part.

As for Kyoya, he was still pondering. He concluded that Trickster God's divine energy was his path… He had to think more about it, but then, the unknown steps reached his ears.

He couldn't see the source of these steps, but the person behind those unleashed its pressure. Those steps were as if heels steady, but in a refined way knocked on the floor. The pressure could stop Xaya wholly!

Then, an unknown white hand passed next to Kyoya's face. Its goal was naturally the person causing the commotion!

The heart of the husband trembled, then in a flash, his hand stopped that strong woman. Though the pressure was not focused on him, Kyoya had done it without any fear whatsoever. If someone is going for his wife, then he can not stay still!

No matter what danger hides behind!

"Oh… It is the husband."

The woman could see the ring on Xaya and Kyoya flashing with the same glitter. Due to her charming and rather playful voice, everyone within the guild forgot about her pressure. It was naturally except Xaya who couldn't move at all.

"Y-yes, that's how it is. Forgive my wife's behavior… As you see, this is rather a stressful day for us! Not only we joined up the guild, but we also became parents."

Kyoya lied bluntly, but when he caressed his wife's stomach, Xaya's anger and yandere emotions turned into immense love that bloomed on her face. Her eyes melted and she even cried, thinking that this is how it should be!

Her husband always shots a lot of hot stuff after all!

"Kyoya… I am so happy… So happy… Mmm."

"On your kid's behalf, I will let you go. Next time, don't cause a ruckus in my guild."

Saying so, the lady raised her two fingers. She flicked on Kyoya's forehead with a strength that created shockwaves! He felt as if her power sunk straight into his head, ravaging his brain!

"Ughhh!"

And then, he flew.

He flew straight out the adventurer guild with a strong fall!

"Husband! Another, damn filth- Hyaa!"

And Xaya followed his suit a second later.




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