Ghost forgive me!
Seriously forgive me!
Why are you attacking me when you can't even damage me?
I can't believe it! I swear!
I heard a funny log about taking 0 damage, so I teased him a bit and got myself into a lot of trouble!
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Shit! Even at a time like this, it's as if you're mocking me with a series of attacks!
Ghost, don't think you'll be easily forgiven!
You've stepped into a realm you shouldn't have stepped into.
{Log: The rage has subsided due to the effects of the [Enlightened One]}
I am a golem.
I am a golem with a sparkling, metal body.
I have lost a few friends. Yes, it is because I have misjudged the distance between me and them.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
I made a mistake.
It's like when you get a little carried away, but, you're actually not that close. The voice of the world and I were friends who hadn't yet found a relationship of trust. It was as if we were high school students who had just started high school and were still trying to figure out the distance between each other. Because we were not friends, we had to find the right distance.
It is too late to regret what has already been done, and it is irreparable even if you regret what you have done
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
The ghosts are attacking me as if they are in a group. Where are they coming from? I looked around, but couldn't see anything.
Maybe I can't see the ghost with my eyes!? Never thought I will be going to fight an invisible enemy.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Damn, maybe I'm getting carried away, the attack interval from the ghost is getting shorter.
You…
I pushed on the door with the broken doorknob, but it didn't open. I tried pushing a little harder. There was a cracking sound and the door opened. A closer look revealed that the lock was broken. I'm sorry, door. I have to go on.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Just as I was about to enter the room, it attacked me in rapid succession. It was as if it was angry with me. How cowardly of him to attack me without showing himself.
But then I saw a handsome butler in front of me. He has a nice mustache. It's pointy and pointed upward. I think this kind of mustache is called a Kaiser mustache.
He's like the butler in the stories. Yes, Sebastian. The Sebastian whose name often appears in dramas and stories. Sebastian the butler. Such a butler was right in front of my eyes. Could it be that he was living in this house? No, no. Not at all. There was no trace of human life at all.
Sebastian is trying to talk to me about something.
"XX ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
It's like he's yelling at me. I'm sorry, I don't have a [Translator] right now, so I can't understand what Sebastian is saying. Based on Sebastian's facial expressions and body language, he seems to be angry with me.
I point to the door I came in through. Oh, so you're angry because I broke it a little? That makes a lot of sense.
I bent my body at a right angle from the waist and bowed my head. In my mind, I said "I'm sorry" out loud. I can't twist or contort my body, but I can bend it at a right angle. I wondered if my apology had gone through. I glanced at him.
"XX ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Oh, no. Sebastian is still angry. I don't know what to do. The ghosts are still attacking me. I've got a lot of problems in front of me.
There's Sebastian to deal with, Ghost to deal with. And finding the brush. It doesn't matter how many problems there are, I have to take care of them one by one.
Sebastian approaches the door angrily. Sebastian looks a little scared. I step away from the door to get some distance from Sebastian.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Even at times like this, the ghost continues to attack me. However, since I'm not damaged, I think I'll hold off on dealing with the ghost for a bit. I'll just ignore it.
As I was thinking about how to deal with my ghost, Sebastian was kneeling next to the broken door. To my surprise, Sebastian was staring at the broken doorknob and lock, looking like he was about to cry.
Awkward.
It's very awkward. Something in my conscience is aching. Unable to bear the atmosphere, I picked up the doorknob that was lying at my feet.
Sebastian notices me.
I nodded slowly and gently placed the broken doorknob in my hand on the original spot on the door. Sebastian looks at me with an expectant expression on his face, wondering if I can fix it. I respond in my mind, "Huh, don't get your hopes up so high," and gently move the doorknob so that it doesn't fall off.
Callan.
The doorknob immediately fell to the ground. I guess I couldn't defeat gravity after all. If I had had some glue, I might have been able to do something, but unfortunately, this was a different world. There was no such useful item as glue.
As I face my reality and calmly contemplate it, Sebastian's mouth opens wide and he looks like he's in despair. The look on his face did not indicate that he was in despair. I'm sorry Sebastian, but there are things I can do and things I can't do.
"××●× △ □ × ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Sebastian gets more angrier than before, perhaps as a reaction to the fact that he expected a little more. I didn't realize that my good intentions were not reciprocated.
I pick up the broken doorknob again with my right hand and show it to Sebastian. This is a broken doorknob. Do you understand?
He then points to the broken door with his left hand. This is a broken door. Do you understand?
I gently push the broken doorknob against the broken door again. I hold out my left hand, palm up, toward Sebastian. It says, "You see, Sebastian? You can't fix a broken door by pushing a broken doorknob against a broken door.”
Sebastian stares at me with half-lidded eyes.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
You… I don't like it when people look at me like that. I held my hand and thought about what I should do. There was no way I could come up with a good idea. I can't keep supporting the doorknob all the time. I had no choice but to take my right hand off the doorknob.
I wondered if the doorknob would fall off with a clang, but it didn't. The doorknob is still attached to the door. And the door itself seems to be getting cleaner.
Sebastian's eyes widen in surprise.
I'm surprised, too.
What? What do you mean? No way it's fixed right?
Fearfully, I put my hand on the doorknob and turn it. The doorknob turns with a clunk. The doorknob is doing its job!
Oh, my God! It's fixed! I don't know what happened, but I did it! I’m no ordinary golem you see!
{Log: Excitement has subsided due to the effects of the [Enlightened One]}
Sebastian was also happy that the doorknob was fixed. Phew. I told you not to worry about anything. Just leave it to me and it will be fine. There's nothing I can't do. I looked at Sebastian, feeling inwardly proud of myself.
However, Sebastian turned his attention to the gate of the mansion. There, he saw the gate had been cruelly knocked down. There are people who do terrible things. But the person who knocked it down didn't do it out of love either. They just couldn't open it, so they pushed it a little bit and it fell over.
Tragedies like this are caused by misplaced good intentions.
Sebastian turns to me, points to the gate and says something.
"● × △ □ × ● ×"
I guess you want me to fix that too. Sure, there's nothing I can't do. I nodded slowly and made my way to the gate. I wondered if Sebastian would follow me, but he didn't move from the front door. I wondered if he didn't want to go into the grass.
If you're going to let the grass grow so rampantly, why not take care of it?
When I reached the gate of the mansion. I set the gate in its original position. I gently remove my hand. OK, I thought, I'll go back to the mansion, so I gently let go. Phew, phew. It didn't come down. Mission accomplished.
As I turn to face the house, the gate crashes down on my head with a thud. Sebastian is shouting at me from afar.
"××●× △ □ × ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
I didn’t even move, just causing more trouble for myself, awful.
Regaining my composure, I lifted the gate again. Then, I put it back in place again. This time, by holding it for a long time, it was fixed by itself. I stood there holding the gate, just as I did with the doorknob.
I think Sebastian is watching me. I feel his eyes on me from behind. It's a little uncomfortable, but I have to keep it quiet. I can't even talk to begin with.
--One hour later--
It's been quite a while. I'm not exhausted, but I think it's time to let go. I quickly move back to a distance where I won't be hit if the gate falls down. Don't underestimate the mobility of a metal body.
I brace myself, but it didn’t fall down. Hmmm... That's good, isn't it?
I put my hand on the gate and try to open and close it. It's perfect. I nodded my head in satisfaction. I'll let Sebastian know.
I turned back to the mansion, put my right hand out in front of me and gave a big thumbs up!
Well! Did you see that, Sebastian?
The door of the mansion was closed, and there was no one there.
Ghost forgive me!
Seriously forgive me!
Why are you attacking me when you can't even damage me?
I can't believe it! I swear!
I heard a funny log about taking 0 damage, so I teased him a bit and got myself into a lot of trouble!
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Shit! Even at a time like this, it's as if you're mocking me with a series of attacks!
Ghost, don't think you'll be easily forgiven!
You've stepped into a realm you shouldn't have stepped into.
{Log: The rage has subsided due to the effects of the [Enlightened One]}
I am a golem.
I am a golem with a sparkling, metal body.
I have lost a few friends. Yes, it is because I have misjudged the distance between me and them.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
I made a mistake.
It's like when you get a little carried away, but, you're actually not that close. The voice of the world and I were friends who hadn't yet found a relationship of trust. It was as if we were high school students who had just started high school and were still trying to figure out the distance between each other. Because we were not friends, we had to find the right distance.
It is too late to regret what has already been done, and it is irreparable even if you regret what you have done
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
The ghosts are attacking me as if they are in a group. Where are they coming from? I looked around, but couldn't see anything.
Maybe I can't see the ghost with my eyes!? Never thought I will be going to fight an invisible enemy.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Damn, maybe I'm getting carried away, the attack interval from the ghost is getting shorter.
You…
I pushed on the door with the broken doorknob, but it didn't open. I tried pushing a little harder. There was a cracking sound and the door opened. A closer look revealed that the lock was broken. I'm sorry, door. I have to go on.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Just as I was about to enter the room, it attacked me in rapid succession. It was as if it was angry with me. How cowardly of him to attack me without showing himself.
But then I saw a handsome butler in front of me. He has a nice mustache. It's pointy and pointed upward. I think this kind of mustache is called a Kaiser mustache.
He's like the butler in the stories. Yes, Sebastian. The Sebastian whose name often appears in dramas and stories. Sebastian the butler. Such a butler was right in front of my eyes. Could it be that he was living in this house? No, no. Not at all. There was no trace of human life at all.
Sebastian is trying to talk to me about something.
"XX ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
It's like he's yelling at me. I'm sorry, I don't have a [Translator] right now, so I can't understand what Sebastian is saying. Based on Sebastian's facial expressions and body language, he seems to be angry with me.
I point to the door I came in through. Oh, so you're angry because I broke it a little? That makes a lot of sense.
I bent my body at a right angle from the waist and bowed my head. In my mind, I said "I'm sorry" out loud. I can't twist or contort my body, but I can bend it at a right angle. I wondered if my apology had gone through. I glanced at him.
"XX ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Oh, no. Sebastian is still angry. I don't know what to do. The ghosts are still attacking me. I've got a lot of problems in front of me.
There's Sebastian to deal with, Ghost to deal with. And finding the brush. It doesn't matter how many problems there are, I have to take care of them one by one.
Sebastian approaches the door angrily. Sebastian looks a little scared. I step away from the door to get some distance from Sebastian.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Even at times like this, the ghost continues to attack me. However, since I'm not damaged, I think I'll hold off on dealing with the ghost for a bit. I'll just ignore it.
As I was thinking about how to deal with my ghost, Sebastian was kneeling next to the broken door. To my surprise, Sebastian was staring at the broken doorknob and lock, looking like he was about to cry.
Awkward.
It's very awkward. Something in my conscience is aching. Unable to bear the atmosphere, I picked up the doorknob that was lying at my feet.
Sebastian notices me.
I nodded slowly and gently placed the broken doorknob in my hand on the original spot on the door. Sebastian looks at me with an expectant expression on his face, wondering if I can fix it. I respond in my mind, "Huh, don't get your hopes up so high," and gently move the doorknob so that it doesn't fall off.
Callan.
The doorknob immediately fell to the ground. I guess I couldn't defeat gravity after all. If I had had some glue, I might have been able to do something, but unfortunately, this was a different world. There was no such useful item as glue.
As I face my reality and calmly contemplate it, Sebastian's mouth opens wide and he looks like he's in despair. The look on his face did not indicate that he was in despair. I'm sorry Sebastian, but there are things I can do and things I can't do.
"××●× △ □ × ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
Sebastian gets more angrier than before, perhaps as a reaction to the fact that he expected a little more. I didn't realize that my good intentions were not reciprocated.
I pick up the broken doorknob again with my right hand and show it to Sebastian. This is a broken doorknob. Do you understand?
He then points to the broken door with his left hand. This is a broken door. Do you understand?
I gently push the broken doorknob against the broken door again. I hold out my left hand, palm up, toward Sebastian. It says, "You see, Sebastian? You can't fix a broken door by pushing a broken doorknob against a broken door.”
Sebastian stares at me with half-lidded eyes.
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
You… I don't like it when people look at me like that. I held my hand and thought about what I should do. There was no way I could come up with a good idea. I can't keep supporting the doorknob all the time. I had no choice but to take my right hand off the doorknob.
I wondered if the doorknob would fall off with a clang, but it didn't. The doorknob is still attached to the door. And the door itself seems to be getting cleaner.
Sebastian's eyes widen in surprise.
I'm surprised, too.
What? What do you mean? No way it's fixed right?
Fearfully, I put my hand on the doorknob and turn it. The doorknob turns with a clunk. The doorknob is doing its job!
Oh, my God! It's fixed! I don't know what happened, but I did it! I’m no ordinary golem you see!
{Log: Excitement has subsided due to the effects of the [Enlightened One]}
Sebastian was also happy that the doorknob was fixed. Phew. I told you not to worry about anything. Just leave it to me and it will be fine. There's nothing I can't do. I looked at Sebastian, feeling inwardly proud of myself.
However, Sebastian turned his attention to the gate of the mansion. There, he saw the gate had been cruelly knocked down. There are people who do terrible things. But the person who knocked it down didn't do it out of love either. They just couldn't open it, so they pushed it a little bit and it fell over.
Tragedies like this are caused by misplaced good intentions.
Sebastian turns to me, points to the gate and says something.
"● × △ □ × ● ×"
I guess you want me to fix that too. Sure, there's nothing I can't do. I nodded slowly and made my way to the gate. I wondered if Sebastian would follow me, but he didn't move from the front door. I wondered if he didn't want to go into the grass.
If you're going to let the grass grow so rampantly, why not take care of it?
When I reached the gate of the mansion. I set the gate in its original position. I gently remove my hand. OK, I thought, I'll go back to the mansion, so I gently let go. Phew, phew. It didn't come down. Mission accomplished.
As I turn to face the house, the gate crashes down on my head with a thud. Sebastian is shouting at me from afar.
"××●× △ □ × ● × △ □!"
{Log: Golem took 0 damage from Ghost}
I didn’t even move, just causing more trouble for myself, awful.
Regaining my composure, I lifted the gate again. Then, I put it back in place again. This time, by holding it for a long time, it was fixed by itself. I stood there holding the gate, just as I did with the doorknob.
I think Sebastian is watching me. I feel his eyes on me from behind. It's a little uncomfortable, but I have to keep it quiet. I can't even talk to begin with.
--One hour later--
It's been quite a while. I'm not exhausted, but I think it's time to let go. I quickly move back to a distance where I won't be hit if the gate falls down. Don't underestimate the mobility of a metal body.
I brace myself, but it didn’t fall down. Hmmm... That's good, isn't it?
I put my hand on the gate and try to open and close it. It's perfect. I nodded my head in satisfaction. I'll let Sebastian know.
I turned back to the mansion, put my right hand out in front of me and gave a big thumbs up!
Well! Did you see that, Sebastian?
The door of the mansion was closed, and there was no one there.
