Chapter 209. [Savior In A Six-Tatami Room]
<<As expected of Iroha-san’s friend, everyone was very unique.>>
<<Please, don’t treat me like I’m similar to those two, okay?>>
As soon as the call with Ah-nee ended, the certifier turned to me with a warm smile.
This is definitely not going to be a heartwarming story, right!?
>The certifier casually throws shade, lol (U.S.)
>Well, Iroha-chan is definitely more eccentric than our older sister.
>There’s no normal person among VTubers in the first place (U.S.)
<<Huh!? W-well, that’s because it’s like that, right? I mean, there’s no average person; everyone’s unique.>>
The probability of an entirely average person existing is practically 0.
Everyone deviates from the norm in some way.
So, even those who think of themselves as ‘normal’ would show unique traits once they become a VTuber.
All VTubers are unique, and you can become a VTuber like yourself.
<<No, that’s not it. I think Iroha-san is crazy.>>
<<Certifier-san!?>>
<<Of course, in a good way, though.>>
No follow-up!?
I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back!
Sure, I have the language cheat.
But, other than that, I’m an ordinary person!
After all, sacrificing your life for the sake of being a VTuber is a universal human trait, right?
Well, there are only two types of people in the world: those who have already realized the charm of VTubers and those who will.
Yeah!
I don’t really have any standout features other than the cheat!
<<Well, leaving that aside. With this, both English and Japanese are complete. Iroha-san, have you realized it? With this, all evaluations are concluded.>>
The certifier slowly looked around.
The comments section fell silent as if holding its breath.
<<So, let’s move on to announcing the results!>>
I’m confident about the results. Still, for some reason, I’m nervous.
The certifier spoke carefully as if savoring each word.
<<This time, Translation Girl Iroha-san challenged the record of [how many languages can be spoken fluently?]. She successfully achieved a record of…>>
<<─Remarkably, 60 languages. We hereby certify that she has achieved this record!>>
Fanfare played, and confetti burst from party poppers into the air.
The chats section was filled with congratulatory words.
>Wowww!
>Congrats, Iroha-chan! (U.S.)
>Truly, Iroha-sama is amazing! (Ukrainian)
<<Iroha~~~~!>>
<<Ah, wait a minute!?>>
Angu Ogu ran towards me and jumped.
I succumbed to the momentum and fell.
And so, my long challenge for the Guinness World Record ended.
And, a few days later.
Angu Ogu and I were having breakfast together as usual.
It’s been almost two months since coming to America.
I’m already used to this scene.
The only difference is.
I direct my gaze to the edge of the living room. There, the Guinness Record certificate was displayed.
And then, she pokes my arm.
Uh-oh, a bad feeling.
<<What?>>
<<Iroha, your news is being covered again!>>
<<Ugh. >>
Angu Ogu pointed excitedly at the TV.
I already feel like saying, “Spare me.”.
The update of the Guinness World Record became more popular than expected.
Requests for appearances on news and variety shows kept pouring into my work contacts.
[Translator Girl Iroha is currently serving as a goodwill ambassador.]
<<Well, it’s appreciated. It’s turning out to be good publicity in the end.>>
<<For ‘fundraising,’ right?>>
As a goodwill ambassador, I occasionally conduct charity streams.
A significant amount of donations has been collected.
<<I’m doing that too! Fundraising stream!>>
<<I know without being told. I never miss your stream, after all.>>
<<Hehe!>>
Angu Ogu snorted happily.
No, what I said was directed at Angu Ogu, so explaining would be too long, and I gave up.
<<But, if it weren’t for Iroha’s thing, I wouldn’t have known about fundraising streams on MyTube.>>
Actually, MyTube has a feature called ‘Giving’.
It’s not well-known, but you can set up your videos or streams to receive donations.
Apparently, this function gained much more popularity after this incident.
Many VTubers, including Angu Ogu, had started doing charity streams with Giving enabled.
<<Fufufu! How about that, world? Iroha is amazing! You can praise her even more!>>
<<Why is Angu Ogu so proud? Besides, I haven’t done anything significant.>>
In the first place, contributing to the world is easy.
After all, you can donate from as low as 0 yen.
It’s a simple method: just play videos of nonprofit organizations.
The channel’s revenue is directed towards donations.
So, for example, when you have nothing else to watch.
By simply playing a video that interests you, you can easily do a little “good thing.”
The world is much more accessible for everyone to save than they think.
Even from the room you’re in right now.
<<…Huh?>>
At that moment, a beep sound echoed, ‘Beep!’
Who could it be? This early in the morning?
<<Ogu, did you have a recording today?>>
<<No? I don’t recall having one. >>
<<Oh, well. I’ll go. Ogu, just eat without worrying. >>
I stopped Angu Ogu, who was about to get up, and checked the video on the intercom, saying, “Okay.”
In an instant, I was shocked and choked on my surprise.
Standing there was…
[Iroha-chan~! Hello~!], [Iroha-chan~! I came to play~!]
“Ah-nee!? And, even Mom!?”
Hearing my shout, Angu Ogu surprised, tumbled off the chair—.
Chapter 209. [Savior In A Six-Tatami Room]
<<As expected of Iroha-san’s friend, everyone was very unique.>>
<<Please, don’t treat me like I’m similar to those two, okay?>>
As soon as the call with Ah-nee ended, the certifier turned to me with a warm smile.
This is definitely not going to be a heartwarming story, right!?
>The certifier casually throws shade, lol (U.S.)
>Well, Iroha-chan is definitely more eccentric than our older sister.
>There’s no normal person among VTubers in the first place (U.S.)
<<Huh!? W-well, that’s because it’s like that, right? I mean, there’s no average person; everyone’s unique.>>
The probability of an entirely average person existing is practically 0.
Everyone deviates from the norm in some way.
So, even those who think of themselves as ‘normal’ would show unique traits once they become a VTuber.
All VTubers are unique, and you can become a VTuber like yourself.
<<No, that’s not it. I think Iroha-san is crazy.>>
<<Certifier-san!?>>
<<Of course, in a good way, though.>>
No follow-up!?
I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back!
Sure, I have the language cheat.
But, other than that, I’m an ordinary person!
After all, sacrificing your life for the sake of being a VTuber is a universal human trait, right?
Well, there are only two types of people in the world: those who have already realized the charm of VTubers and those who will.
Yeah!
I don’t really have any standout features other than the cheat!
<<Well, leaving that aside. With this, both English and Japanese are complete. Iroha-san, have you realized it? With this, all evaluations are concluded.>>
The certifier slowly looked around.
The comments section fell silent as if holding its breath.
<<So, let’s move on to announcing the results!>>
I’m confident about the results. Still, for some reason, I’m nervous.
The certifier spoke carefully as if savoring each word.
<<This time, Translation Girl Iroha-san challenged the record of [how many languages can be spoken fluently?]. She successfully achieved a record of…>>
<<─Remarkably, 60 languages. We hereby certify that she has achieved this record!>>
Fanfare played, and confetti burst from party poppers into the air.
The chats section was filled with congratulatory words.
>Wowww!
>Congrats, Iroha-chan! (U.S.)
>Truly, Iroha-sama is amazing! (Ukrainian)
<<Iroha~~~~!>>
<<Ah, wait a minute!?>>
Angu Ogu ran towards me and jumped.
I succumbed to the momentum and fell.
And so, my long challenge for the Guinness World Record ended.
And, a few days later.
Angu Ogu and I were having breakfast together as usual.
It’s been almost two months since coming to America.
I’m already used to this scene.
The only difference is.
I direct my gaze to the edge of the living room. There, the Guinness Record certificate was displayed.
And then, she pokes my arm.
Uh-oh, a bad feeling.
<<What?>>
<<Iroha, your news is being covered again!>>
<<Ugh. >>
Angu Ogu pointed excitedly at the TV.
I already feel like saying, “Spare me.”.
The update of the Guinness World Record became more popular than expected.
Requests for appearances on news and variety shows kept pouring into my work contacts.
[Translator Girl Iroha is currently serving as a goodwill ambassador.]
<<Well, it’s appreciated. It’s turning out to be good publicity in the end.>>
<<For ‘fundraising,’ right?>>
As a goodwill ambassador, I occasionally conduct charity streams.
A significant amount of donations has been collected.
<<I’m doing that too! Fundraising stream!>>
<<I know without being told. I never miss your stream, after all.>>
<<Hehe!>>
Angu Ogu snorted happily.
No, what I said was directed at Angu Ogu, so explaining would be too long, and I gave up.
<<But, if it weren’t for Iroha’s thing, I wouldn’t have known about fundraising streams on MyTube.>>
Actually, MyTube has a feature called ‘Giving’.
It’s not well-known, but you can set up your videos or streams to receive donations.
Apparently, this function gained much more popularity after this incident.
Many VTubers, including Angu Ogu, had started doing charity streams with Giving enabled.
<<Fufufu! How about that, world? Iroha is amazing! You can praise her even more!>>
<<Why is Angu Ogu so proud? Besides, I haven’t done anything significant.>>
In the first place, contributing to the world is easy.
After all, you can donate from as low as 0 yen.
It’s a simple method: just play videos of nonprofit organizations.
The channel’s revenue is directed towards donations.
So, for example, when you have nothing else to watch.
By simply playing a video that interests you, you can easily do a little “good thing.”
The world is much more accessible for everyone to save than they think.
Even from the room you’re in right now.
<<…Huh?>>
At that moment, a beep sound echoed, ‘Beep!’
Who could it be? This early in the morning?
<<Ogu, did you have a recording today?>>
<<No? I don’t recall having one. >>
<<Oh, well. I’ll go. Ogu, just eat without worrying. >>
I stopped Angu Ogu, who was about to get up, and checked the video on the intercom, saying, “Okay.”
In an instant, I was shocked and choked on my surprise.
Standing there was…
[Iroha-chan~! Hello~!], [Iroha-chan~! I came to play~!]
“Ah-nee!? And, even Mom!?”
Hearing my shout, Angu Ogu surprised, tumbled off the chair—.
