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Chapter 1 — Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! • Prologue •【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls△◇
Translated by KaiesV
Edited by KaiesV
1 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.
Let’s reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.
The only temp is >1.
The next thread should be started by >950. If not, please specify a lower number.
Previous thread
【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls.
https://××××××.××××/××××××/×××
2 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Posting a thread
Below is a list of abbreviations for witches :
【Already Retired】
Sun : Rising Sun
Random Fire : Trigger Happy
Time : Chrono Keeper
Knight : Round Knight
Eastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy Eagle
Hellfire : Prime Flame
Acceleration : Accel Drive
Tightly Drawn Bow : Robin Hood
Hedgehog : Hedgehog
Denial : No-Way
Thunder : Monarch Sprite
Illusion : Imaginary Friend
Foresight : Oracle Talker
Bomb : Clear Bomber
Courage : Dreadnought
Rotation : Spin Order
Locust Swarm : Grasshopper
【Student Taking】
Sleep : Lazy Lady
Poisonous Insect : Discause
Doll : Wigs Crosseau
Winged Argonaut : Doppelganger
Frozen Ground : Permafrost
Gravity : Redball
Sorceress : Dragoncall
Magnetism : Ex-Magna
White Rabbit : Rabbit Foot
Brave : Simeracres
Shark Evocation : Bull Shark
3 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>1
>>I told you that only 1 is a template.
Go away, troll.
4 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Moderator Kitter is suddenly here.
6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’m not saying I’m a moderator, but it’s actually the only one with a temp, so it’s a distraction.
6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I was pretty helpful when I first got here.
7 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Don’t let the trolls get to you.
Anyone who responds is trolling.
Well, that’s it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today—
8 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
You say…
Monarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn’t she?
How long have she been doing this?
9 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought they were already there about 10 years ago.
I don’t remember—
10 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they’ve been doing this for 13 years.
I guess I’m not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha
11 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Hah? Magical girls don’t age, though, do they?
12 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, she hasn’t retired yet, so it’s a slippery slope, isn’t it?
>> I think you’re wrong about the second one too.
13 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>12 It’s urban legend
14 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I feel like this thread is all about witches.
Let’s talk about regular magical girls too.
Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?
15 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
16 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
17 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
18 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>15-17 Y’guys are awful
Well, to be honest, I don’t know either.
I’m too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she’s a witch.
19 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>18
If she have a special weapon, she don’t have to be a witch to be famous.
20 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.
21 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
And then there’s the idol magical girls.
22 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Those are the kids who came out recently, so I’m guessing most of them aren’t among the retired guys.
23 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.
24 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
A pervert—!
25 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
But I understand.
I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.
26 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.
27 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’ve seen one before!!
28 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
You’re lying
29 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Uploading evidence
30 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I guess magical girls aren’t real.
They’re fighting in a special world.
We don’t know what they’re fighting for.
31 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Eh—?
You’re right, I did see it.
32 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Poor thing……
I can’t believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated…
33 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>31 I’ve heard people say similar things before, but in the end there’s no proof
They seemed to have a hazy memory.
34 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?
I’m getting excited about it before I even know what it is.
35 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
When you put it that way, what is it?
I don’t really know.
36 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
As long as it’s cute, all the better!
I don’t care about the details!
37 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Spider
38 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
It’s the truth.
.
.
Learn more
.
578 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.
579 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
When it was less, there were maybe five of them–
580 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Was there ever a time when there were that few?
I just got into it recently, so I didn’t know.
581 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is fate, it must be so.
There’s gonna be a big fight coming up.
Let the festivities begin!
582 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Where’s the vertical reading? Here?
583 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>578 A confrontationist
584 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know how strong the enemy is, so I can’t make a clear comparison.
I don’t know who’s stronger, the old witches or the new witches.
585 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Speaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven’t you?
586 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I told you, magical girls don’t age.
587 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Permafrost-chan’s skirt has more layers every year.
Do you know what this means?
I don’t either.
588 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.
Like Rising Sun-chan, she’s not a witch, but she’s still a magical girl.
589 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>588 Well? Not that I have any idea.
590 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
What I’m doing is idolizing.
Turn on the TV and you’ll see them all the time.
Even more through the screen.
591 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
So magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.
592 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
But Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.
593 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, you’re talking about a witch who isn’t retired.
Let’s talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!
594 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Imaginary Friend-chan may have a loner’s name, but she’s not a loner.
In fact, she’s popular because she uses her friend’s magical girl magic.
595 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I know!
That’s because she was such a good girl.
596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Oh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?
My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?
596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Since when did she become yours!
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Chapter 1 — Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! • Prologue •【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls△◇
Translated by KaiesV
Edited by KaiesV
1 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.
Let’s reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.
The only temp is >1.
The next thread should be started by >950. If not, please specify a lower number.
Previous thread
【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls.
https://××××××.××××/××××××/×××
2 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Posting a thread
Below is a list of abbreviations for witches :
【Already Retired】
Sun : Rising Sun
Random Fire : Trigger Happy
Time : Chrono Keeper
Knight : Round Knight
Eastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy Eagle
Hellfire : Prime Flame
Acceleration : Accel Drive
Tightly Drawn Bow : Robin Hood
Hedgehog : Hedgehog
Denial : No-Way
Thunder : Monarch Sprite
Illusion : Imaginary Friend
Foresight : Oracle Talker
Bomb : Clear Bomber
Courage : Dreadnought
Rotation : Spin Order
Locust Swarm : Grasshopper
【Student Taking】
Sleep : Lazy Lady
Poisonous Insect : Discause
Doll : Wigs Crosseau
Winged Argonaut : Doppelganger
Frozen Ground : Permafrost
Gravity : Redball
Sorceress : Dragoncall
Magnetism : Ex-Magna
White Rabbit : Rabbit Foot
Brave : Simeracres
Shark Evocation : Bull Shark
3 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>1
>>I told you that only 1 is a template.
Go away, troll.
4 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Moderator Kitter is suddenly here.
6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’m not saying I’m a moderator, but it’s actually the only one with a temp, so it’s a distraction.
6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I was pretty helpful when I first got here.
7 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Don’t let the trolls get to you.
Anyone who responds is trolling.
Well, that’s it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today—
8 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
You say…
Monarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn’t she?
How long have she been doing this?
9 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought they were already there about 10 years ago.
I don’t remember—
10 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they’ve been doing this for 13 years.
I guess I’m not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha
11 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Hah? Magical girls don’t age, though, do they?
12 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, she hasn’t retired yet, so it’s a slippery slope, isn’t it?
>> I think you’re wrong about the second one too.
13 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>12 It’s urban legend
14 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I feel like this thread is all about witches.
Let’s talk about regular magical girls too.
Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?
15 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
16 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
17 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
18 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>15-17 Y’guys are awful
Well, to be honest, I don’t know either.
I’m too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she’s a witch.
19 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>18
If she have a special weapon, she don’t have to be a witch to be famous.
20 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.
21 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
And then there’s the idol magical girls.
22 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Those are the kids who came out recently, so I’m guessing most of them aren’t among the retired guys.
23 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.
24 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
A pervert—!
25 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
But I understand.
I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.
26 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.
27 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’ve seen one before!!
28 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
You’re lying
29 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Uploading evidence
30 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I guess magical girls aren’t real.
They’re fighting in a special world.
We don’t know what they’re fighting for.
31 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Eh—?
You’re right, I did see it.
32 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Poor thing……
I can’t believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated…
33 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>31 I’ve heard people say similar things before, but in the end there’s no proof
They seemed to have a hazy memory.
34 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?
I’m getting excited about it before I even know what it is.
35 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
When you put it that way, what is it?
I don’t really know.
36 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
As long as it’s cute, all the better!
I don’t care about the details!
37 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Spider
38 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
It’s the truth.
.
.
Learn more
.
578 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.
579 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
When it was less, there were maybe five of them–
580 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Was there ever a time when there were that few?
I just got into it recently, so I didn’t know.
581 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is fate, it must be so.
There’s gonna be a big fight coming up.
Let the festivities begin!
582 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Where’s the vertical reading? Here?
583 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>578 A confrontationist
584 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know how strong the enemy is, so I can’t make a clear comparison.
I don’t know who’s stronger, the old witches or the new witches.
585 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Speaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven’t you?
586 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I told you, magical girls don’t age.
587 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Permafrost-chan’s skirt has more layers every year.
Do you know what this means?
I don’t either.
588 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.
Like Rising Sun-chan, she’s not a witch, but she’s still a magical girl.
589 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>588 Well? Not that I have any idea.
590 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
What I’m doing is idolizing.
Turn on the TV and you’ll see them all the time.
Even more through the screen.
591 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
So magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.
592 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
But Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.
593 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, you’re talking about a witch who isn’t retired.
Let’s talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!
594 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Imaginary Friend-chan may have a loner’s name, but she’s not a loner.
In fact, she’s popular because she uses her friend’s magical girl magic.
595 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
I know!
That’s because she was such a good girl.
596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Oh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?
My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?
596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover
Since when did she become yours!
Chapter 1 Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! Prologue Magical GirlA thread to talk about retired magical girlsTranslated by KaiesVEdited by KaiesV1 No Name Magical Girl LoverThis is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.Let's reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.The only temp is 1.The next thread should be started by 950. If not, please specify a lower number.Previous threadMagical GirlA thread to talk about retired magical girls.https://.//2 No Name Magical Girl LoverPosting a threadBelow is a list of abbreviations for witches :Already RetiredSun : Rising SunRandom Fire : Trigger HappyTime : Chrono KeeperKnight : Round KnightEastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy EagleHellfire : Prime FlameAcceleration : Accel DriveTightly Drawn Bow : Robin HoodHedgehog : HedgehogDenial : No-WayThunder : Monarch SpriteIllusion : Imaginary FriendForesight : Oracle TalkerBomb : Clear BomberCourage : DreadnoughtRotation : Spin OrderLocust Swarm : GrasshopperStudent TakingSleep : Lazy LadyPoisonous Insect : DiscauseDoll : Wigs CrosseauWinged Argonaut : DoppelgangerFrozen Ground : PermafrostGravity : RedballSorceress : DragoncallMagnetism : Ex-MagnaWhite Rabbit : Rabbit FootBrave : SimeracresShark Evocation : Bull Shark3 No Name Magical Girl Lover1I told you that only 1 is a template.Go away, troll.4 No Name Magical Girl LoverModerator Kitter is suddenly here.6 No Name Magical Girl LoverI'm not saying I'm a moderator, but it's actually the only one with a temp, so it's a distraction.6 No Name Magical Girl LoverI was pretty helpful when I first got here.7 No Name Magical Girl LoverDon't let the trolls get to you.Anyone who responds is trolling.Well, that's it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today8 No Name Magical Girl LoverYou sayMonarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn't she?How long have she been doing this?9 No Name Magical Girl LoverI thought they were already there about 10 years ago.I don't remember10 No Name Magical Girl LoverI looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they've been doing this for 13 years.I guess I'm not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha11 No Name Magical Girl LoverHah? Magical girls don't age, though, do they?12 No Name Magical Girl LoverI mean, she hasn't retired yet, so it's a slippery slope, isn't it? I think you're wrong about the second one too.13 No Name Magical Girl Lover12 It's urban legend14 No Name Magical Girl LoverI feel like this thread is all about witches.Let's talk about regular magical girls too.Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?15 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't know16 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't know17 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't know18 No Name Magical Girl Lover15-17 Y'guys are awfulWell, to be honest, I don't know either.I'm too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she's a witch.19 No Name Magical Girl Lover18If she have a special weapon, she don't have to be a witch to be famous.20 No Name Magical Girl LoverI mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.21 No Name Magical Girl LoverAnd then there's the idol magical girls.22 No Name Magical Girl LoverThose are the kids who came out recently, so I'm guessing most of them aren't among the retired guys.23 No Name Magical Girl LoverI wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.24 No Name Magical Girl LoverA pervert!25 No Name Magical Girl LoverBut I understand.I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.26 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.27 No Name Magical Girl LoverI've seen one before!!28 No Name Magical Girl LoverYou're lying29 No Name Magical Girl LoverUploading evidence30 No Name Magical Girl LoverI guess magical girls aren't real.They're fighting in a special world.We don't know what they're fighting for.31 No Name Magical Girl LoverEh?You're right, I did see it.32 No Name Magical Girl LoverPoor thingI can't believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated33 No Name Magical Girl Lover31 I've heard people say similar things before, but in the end there's no proofThey seemed to have a hazy memory.34 No Name Magical Girl LoverI mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?I'm getting excited about it before I even know what it is.35 No Name Magical Girl LoverWhen you put it that way, what is it?I don't really know.36 No Name Magical Girl LoverAs long as it's cute, all the better!I don't care about the details!37 No Name Magical Girl LoverSpider38 No Name Magical Girl LoverIt's the truth...Learn more.578 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.579 No Name Magical Girl LoverWhen it was less, there were maybe five of them580 No Name Magical Girl LoverWas there ever a time when there were that few?I just got into it recently, so I didn't know.581 No Name Magical Girl LoverThis is fate, it must be so.There's gonna be a big fight coming up.Let the festivities begin!582 No Name Magical Girl LoverWhere's the vertical reading? Here?583 No Name Magical Girl Lover578 A confrontationist584 No Name Magical Girl LoverI don't know how strong the enemy is, so I can't make a clear comparison.I don't know who's stronger, the old witches or the new witches.585 No Name Magical Girl LoverSpeaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven't you?586 No Name Magical Girl LoverI told you, magical girls don't age.587 No Name Magical Girl LoverPermafrost-chan's skirt has more layers every year.Do you know what this means?I don't either.588 No Name Magical Girl LoverI thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.Like Rising Sun-chan, she's not a witch, but she's still a magical girl.589 No Name Magical Girl Lover588 Well? Not that I have any idea.590 No Name Magical Girl LoverWhat I'm doing is idolizing.Turn on the TV and you'll see them all the time.Even more through the screen.591 No Name Magical Girl LoverSo magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.592 No Name Magical Girl LoverBut Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.593 No Name Magical Girl LoverI mean, you're talking about a witch who isn't retired.Let's talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!594 No Name Magical Girl LoverImaginary Friend-chan may have a loner's name, but she's not a loner.In fact, she's popular because she uses her friend's magical girl magic.595 No Name Magical Girl LoverI know!That's because she was such a good girl.596 No Name Magical Girl LoverOh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?596 No Name Magical Girl LoverSince when did she become yours!