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Published at 18th of March 2018 08:57:08 PM


Chapter c.26

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The Third Problem

The timeline is before and after chapter 27. Basically, the part with the big black snake. Kariya point of view. when Maito got ate There is a fear of character image collapsing. Please take note. About healing the melted Maito

Among us, I am unmistakably the weakest after Maito-san. But my athletic capabilities is not as low as Maito-san, my defense alone would be slightly higher than the middle and I never lack work as a healer, so in that sense, I’m still better off. ……just that, how to say this, I do understand Maito-san’s feelings. Because if I am someone that is protected. If I’m taken down, the only ones that can heal become Hagasaki-kun and Katori, which is horribly inefficient. So I am mostly protected in combat, and somehow, that is kind of vexing, or…… ……but, I can still participate in combat. I often feel that it must be tougher for Maito-san.

yes

Combatants have their own sufferings. Combatants are the ones that get injured, particularly those in the front lines, Suzumoto, Kadomi-kun and Toriumi. Hagasaki-kun, President and Katori also often get injured in the rear guard, blowing themselves up with their own magic is also something that happens quite often. Just recently, a fire-breathing monster blew fire at Hagasaki-kun and he used ice magic at 0 distance. ……it was horrible with the burns and frostbite. And, me. I hardly get injured. It’s strange for me to say this, but I am something like the lifeline. But, I have my own sufferings. ……it’s very tough being unable to fight. This is the toughest. But having to look at grotesque images is the next toughest. ……about Hagasaki-kun mentioned before. I healed him, but when healing him, I need to have a clear image, which means I needed to look directly at the wound. ……aaaaah, I don’t want to remember that…… Err, basically, er, having to look at injured people, is, super tough. I can see the bone or exposed muslces you know!? It’s tough! It’s super tough! ……and. ……now, I am facing the third tough thing. Err……Maito-san. She got eaten by a huge black snake. pakkun Maito-san’s injuries is not just horrible. Both her legs and right arm are gone, even the bones of her right leg are gone. Her head is relatively better, but it’s still horrible. To put it in a sentence, it’s at a level where you can’t tell that this was human, that this was Maito-san. At best, you can tell from the left half of her face that it’s Maito-san. ……I quickly started healing. First, I didn’t know if she was alive. But, if there is even the slightest chance, I must try. Actually, even if there wasn’t a chance, I think I would have done that. If not, I wouldn’t be able to deal with it. “I’ll do the arm and head.” “Then I’ll heal the legs, Kariya, do the torso please.” Since Hagasaki-kun and Katori each distributed the work and started healing, I also started healing. It is my main job. It is a job I have to do. save her! ……as we healed, I started to feel like it will work out somehow. No, Maito-san, really is amazing. I think she has the vitality of a dandelion. For it to be able to work out somehow even though her insides are melted. ……but, as we healed, the third problem, showed itself. “……ah, wait……ah, what do I do, what do I do.” Katori suddenly panicked and looked towards the ceiling. “What’re you doing, hurry up and heal.” Noticing that, Hagasaki-kun called out to him and Katori mechanically turned towards Hagasaki-kun. “……Hagasaki-kun, won’t you change with me?” “……absolutely not. Hurry up.” When he asked, Hagasaki-kun just rejected him with a hard voice. “……Kariyaa.” Can’t be helped, I swapped with him. I already finished healing her insides. ……I did but.” “……Ha, Hagasaki-kun.” “That’s why I said no!” ……yes. The third problem. Err, r……Privacy, or rather, err, erm……erm……problem. If I don’t look I can’t heal, but I can’t bring myself to look. “Ah, then Hagasaki-kun please do the upper body. I’ll do the remaining half with Kariya.” When Katori said that as the compromise, Hagasaki-kun’s face stiffened. ……this. If our sex was the opposite, I think we would’ve been fine with the upper body. But since Maito-san is a female…… “I got it! I just need to do it right!” Hagasaki-kun started healing that part in despair, so I ended up doing an extremely difficult job with Katori. ….awkward… “……hey, excuse me……er, Maito’s.” In the middle, Hagasaki-kun hesitatingly asked Kadomi-kun who was next to him. “About what……size, was she……” …… Saizu. ……both Katori and I gave our part undivided attention, feigning ignorance. This also takes quite a lot of willpower, I don’t want to lose anymore. “Sa, saize……erm, erm……” Kadomi-kun exploded when asked. I think there was a mistake in personnel selection. “I don’t have an, image to heal with.” ……I’m saying this, just in case……but all of us, have never had that thing called a girlfriend. That thing is an urban legend. Yes. It’s obvious we never had something that doesn’t exist! And so, we only have the image of a level surface. ……someone please say something! Already! “It’s D65.” As we were stumped, President said something in code. “……what’s, that.” “Size. A D 65.” ……why, do you know! “So, what does that mean!? What’s that!? What kind of code is that!?” “I don’t know. I only heard Itoigawa-senpai saying that.” Ah, it wouldn’t be that strange for that senpai to say that kind of things. …..well…. “So, what is that? How do you decipher it?” But as expected, neither President nor Hagasaki-kun could answer that. “Eeh……size, how was it decided?” “Circumference?” Since Toriumi said that, it became easier to visualise. This is a math problem. Yes. “So the circumference is 65cm?” “No, that doesn’t solve the mystery of D” ……for one, even we have the knowledge that A is small, then followed by B. But, we don’t know the specifics. It’s stranger to be familiar with the details of urban legends! “Hey, that size, is probably indicator for underwear right?” When we were stumped, Toriumi sent help again. He really is a reliable comrade. “Then, sticks and chubbies won’t have the same size right?” “Ah! I’ve heard of top and under! I don’t know what it means though! So doesn’t that mean it’s decided based on two criteria?” Hearing Toriumi’s words, Hariu had a flash of inspiration. “That.” “That’s it.” “That is it.” Everyone praised Hariu, then questions again. “Since there is a top and an under, I think there’s a maximum and a minimum. Which would mean the question is, is D or 65 the maximum?” We need to think again. “Err, how abou—t, since the standard is A is small, isn’t the alphabet the maximum?” Hariu had another flash of inspiration. I think Hariu’s power of inspiration is amazing. Yes. “Then let’s go with that. If D is the maximum circumference, the minimum circumference would be 65cm.” “……what cm, is D?” …… “……A was the smallest right?” “Yeah.” “Let’s make A about 5 from the minimum. I don’t think it would be 0.” “Mhm.” “Then as the alphabet gets bigger by one, how about increasing by 5cm?” ……which would mean, 65+5+5+5+5, so. “The answer is 85cm!” “Okay that’s i—t! Hagasaki-kun, g’luck!” “Wait wait, I’ll draw a diagram and calculate, so paper and pencil.” “Here!” “Thank you. Err, roughly something like this……” ……..no And like this, we finished healing Maito-san. ……in the end, we somehow healed her while being cheered on by those who can’t heal, like Suzumoto and President. If not, Maito-san’s life would be in danger. Would have been but……aaah, I want to erase my memory! Uuuuoaaaaaaaah! ……after that, since we took a bit of time, scars were left. This is, something to reflect upon. ……yeah. While Maito-san was hovering on the edge of death, we were hovering on a different edge…… ……yes, I’m reflecting on it.

…go ask her directly

“……so, well, we recovered MP and healed you a little more, so the scars are mostly gone but……sorry, there’s some left on your right leg and side……and of all places, your face. And, your hair. We’re really sorry.” After Maito-san woke up, we explained the situation and Suzumoto apologised about the scars as our representative. Since Maito-san is a girl too. “No, I said it’s fine! I’m the one that got myself eaten, got myself melted and was saved, so something like that.” But even if she’s a girl, it’s Maito-san, so she doesn’t mind it that much……at least, she is acting like that. She doesn’t seem to mind that much about her body being seen, how to say this, I’m sorry for feeling relieved. In the end, the scars somehow worked out with the [Disguise] skill, so I think it’s fine. ……this, is there going to be something like this again…… ……this job, is tough in various ways.

the end

Author’s note: The reasoning in the story is not correct, so I am supplementing it. For those that don’t really need it, please skip this.

basically, only guys need to read

Their recognition of under bust and top bust is roughly correct, but their response to the alphabet and numbers after that is wrong. A cup means the difference between the under bust and top bust is 10cm, then after that cup size increases for every 2.5cm. So the correct [Maximum] would be [82.5cm]. If there is a chance like this for anyone, please take note.

Hecate’s comment: This is a good example of, just because it’s the only idea, doesn’t mean it’s correct. Hariu, please.

These guys……

So……..did Maito get a size-up?





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