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Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 247

Published at 10th of May 2023 10:50:50 AM


Chapter 247

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“Sister! Kyubei!” Shinpachi looked at the two people on the deck of the yacht that had stopped and shouted in surprise.

“Ara, Shin-chan,” Otae asked in surprise, “Why are you in the middle of the ocean?”

“I should be the one asking you that.” Shinpachi replied, “Weren’t you supposed to be shopping with Miss Kyubei?”

At this moment, a muscular turtle with bronze skin and shiny hair, wearing sunglasses and a turtle shell with chest hair, dragged a tuna that had just been caught and slowly walked toward Otae from the end of the yacht. His bronze skin shone under the sunlight.

“Otae-chan, Kyu-chan,” The tough-looking turtle asked, “I just caught a pretty good tuna. Shall we have it on the way to Ryugu Palace?”

“Wh… what! That turtle!” Looking at the super classy turtle, Shinpachi’s tongue was tied up.

“Super stylish!” Kagura exclaimed in surprise, “And it’s black and shiny!”

“He also caught a tuna fish! And it even has chest hair!” Shinpachi continued.

“Is that really a sea turtle?” Gintoki found it hard to believe.

However, at this time, Shinpachi was the first to react and looked at Otae with a shocked face, “Sister… Sister, are you also… sending Master Roshi back to his small island?”

“How is that possible!” Gintoki punched Shinpachi, “How did you come to this conclusion? Why did you not think that they have the same goal as us? Also, that turtle doesn’t look like Master Roshi at all!”

“Ah, you’re right.” Shinpachi rubbed the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

“Actually, we just happened to save his daughter from the bad guys,” Kyubei, who was wearing a light-colored kimono, explained, “Although we said we didn’t need it, he still insisted on inviting us to Ryugu Palace.”

“It’s rare to see bad guys like that in modern times, but thanks to Kyu-chan and Miss Otae,” The tough-looking turtle sighed with his hands crossed and then looked at the two people beside him, “We should get moving. Ryugu Palace is very crowded at this time. We have to hurry up.”

“Oh, okay.” Kyubei nodded.

“Goodbye, Shin-chan, everyone.” Otae smiled and waved at Shinpachi and the others, “Although I don’t know what you are doing here, it is very dangerous. Go back to the land quickly.”

“Hey! Wait a minute, sister! Take us with you!” Shinpachi quickly shouted.

However, before Shinpachi could finish his words, the yacht had already started moving and quickly left them behind.



“Hey!” Ginshi roared while grabbing the turtle shell on Kamenashi’s chest, “What’s going on? Why are there other turtles? Didn’t you say that we can’t enter Ryugu Palace so easily? What’s up with that turtles?! Why is there such a difference in treatment?”

“Gin-san now is not the time to quarrel!” Shinpachi quickly pulled away the two people, “The other party just said that Ryugu Palace is very crowded. We have to hurry up!”

After Gintoki snorted disdainfully, he and Shinpachi took the paddle from Kamenashi’s hand, and at the same time, they rowed vigorously.

“Damn it! How can we lose like this?! Our summer vacation!” Gintoki shouted.

However, at this moment, a huge warship stopped next to Gintoki and the others. Compared to it, Gintoki and the others’ small wooden rafts were like little ants.

“What is that!!” Shinpachi looked at the warship on the side, and his eyes almost popped out, “Ah, no, the two people in it are…”

They saw a turtle standing side by side with Hasegawa on the deck of the warship while wearing a white navy hat. There was a horrifying scar under his eyes. He had a beard and a tall and sturdy body. He looked like he was not to be trifled with.

“Hey, it’s not good,” Gintoki murmured, “This turtle doesn’t look easy to mess with.”

“Hey, Gin-san.” At this time, Hasegawa also noticed Gintoki and others on the small wooden raft on the side. He scratched his head and explained, “I originally wanted to jump off the cliff to commit suicide, but I was saved by this turtle. Now he is going to take me to Ryugu Palace.”

“Not only was that turtle not saved, but he also ran to save people,” Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

“Hasegawa-san, I’ve caught a good Suga Shikao. Shall we finish him off before we get to Ryugu Palace?” The turtle captain suggested to Hasegawa.

“What do you mean by Suga Shikao?! How are you going to finish him off?!” Shinpachi retorted.

(Suga Shikao: A famous Japanese musician and singer-songwriter.)

At this moment, a crew member on the warship rushed to the captain and shouted anxiously, “Not good! Captain! There are two unknown ships in front of us. They are rushing in our direction!”

“What?” The captain instantly picked up a binocular and looked at the front of the warship. He saw a yacht and a speedboat quickly approaching.

“It’s nothing! It’s just two small boats!” The captain waved his hand disapprovingly, “Just fire the cannons on them! How dare they stop us from going to Ryugu Palace! Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable! We have to bring light to the hopeless Masao! No one can stop us! Fire!”

“Yes!” After hearing this, the turtle soldier quickly ran off to carry out his captain’s orders.

“Hey, this is bad, Gin-san.” Shinpachi looked at Gintoki expressionlessly, “This is really bad. Let’s go back.”

But then, Shinpachi reacted. Looking at the two ships that were rapidly approaching from not far away, his eyes twitched, and he muttered, “Two ships… two ships… Could it be… Sister and Kawaki-san?”

At the same time, Kawaki’s voice was heard. They saw Kawaki standing at the bow of the ship and shouting, “Hey! Run! The waves that are hundreds of meters high are coming! It will kill people!”

“What nonsense are you saying?” Gintoki said disapprovingly, “How can there be waves that are hundreds of meters high?”

“It’s true!” Otae’s voice rang out, “Quick, turn around and run! Shin-chan!”

“Young people nowadays even make a fuss about small waves.” The turtle captain spat in disdain and then looked at Hasegawa, “Don’t you think so, Hasegawa-san?”

But he saw Hasegawa shivering and pointing his finger into the distance, “It’s true! Captain! Let’s turn around and run!”

“Don’t be silly…” The captain still had a look of disapproval on his face, but when he looked back, he instantly lost his composure, “How… How is this possible?! How can there be such waves!”

Looking at the ocean waves that could cover the sky and cover the earth, everyone was stunned. But in less than a second, everyone reacted.

Then, whether it was Gintoki and the others or the warship on the side, the reactions of both sides were astonishing – they turned the bow and fled desperately!

“Stop joking!” Gintoki shouted, “I don’t want to die here!! Shinpachi, use more strength for me!!”

However, it was obvious that the waves’ speed was faster than their boat…

At this critical moment, an unfamiliar voice sounded.

“Ka… me… ha… me… ha!!!”

After the dazzling white light, everyone finally saw the young man who had just shouted this on the yacht where Kawaki was. It was a young man wearing a martial artist uniform, with hair like a hedgehog and an explosive figure.

“Grandpa, don’t run around next time, okay?” The young man complained as he looked at Master Roshi, “It took me a long time to locate your aura.”

“It’s you, Go**.” Master Roshi greeted him.

“Let’s go back, grandpa.” With that, the young man placed his hand on Master Roshi’s shoulder. The index finger and middle finger of his other hand were side by side, and the fingertips were stuck to his forehead. Finally, he glanced at the petrified people on the spot, “Although I don’t know what happened, thank you for taking care of Grandpa. Goodbye, everyone.”

At this time, Kawaki suddenly reacted and shouted at Master Roshi, “Wait a minute! You still haven’t told us the secrets of Kamehameha!”

“Momentum! The secrets of Kamehameha is mome…” Before he finished speaking, the young man and Master Roshi disappeared from the spot.

“Hey, Gin-san, that young man just now was Go…” After being speechless for a while, Shinpachi turned his head mechanically to look at Gintoki, the corners of his mouth twitching.

“No!” Gintoki said with a serious face, “Don’t say that name, Shinpachi! It was just a dream you had just had! Nothing happened! We didn’t see anything!”

“You… you are right.” Shinpachi forced a smile, “How is that possible? We must have seen the mirage on the sea.”

“Momentum?” Gintoki propped up his chin and muttered to himself, “So the reason why I can’t release ki waves is that I don’t have enough momentum…”

“Don’t you believe it in the end?!” Shinpachi retorted loudly.

However, at this moment, Otae noticed that a small black crack had appeared on the surface of the sea, and the surrounding seawater was flowing there.

“That is…” Otae covered her mouth as she pointed at the narrow black crack.

“That should be the ink that Akira Toriyama-sensei accidentally spilled.” Kawaki crossed his arms and nodded.

“It disappeared!” Shinpachi exclaimed in surprise as he watched the black crack disappear bit by bit, “It seems that Akira Toriyama-sensei has already wiped the ink off!”

“It seems that it is true,” Gintoki replied. However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that the sunlight above his head was blocked, “What happened? Why did it suddenly get dark?”

“Ah… Ah…” Shinpachi patted Gintoki’s back and said incoherently, “No, Gin-san, look behind us…”

“Behind us? Why…” Gintoki subconsciously looked behind him and instantly stopped thinking. He saw a wave that was much higher than before rushing towards them.

“Don’t be afraid!” Kawaki said, “Just now, Master Roshi has already handed over the profound mysteries to us! As long as we have enough momentum, we can definitely defeat it!”

With that, Kawaki assumed the posture of Kamehameha.

“I understand!” Gintoki responded and also assumed the posture. At the same time, Toshiro and Sogo also assumed the posture.

“Ka… me… ha… me… ha!!!” The four people shouted at the same time.

However… nothing happened, and the waves still came down…




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