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Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 83

Published at 18th of July 2022 06:33:08 AM


Chapter 83

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Chapter 83 - Even if You Don’t Say It, Parents Can See the Growth of Their Children at a Glance!

“You stinking brat, what do you mean by this?” Umibouzu grabbed Kawaki by the collar and said angrily, “Why are the hair follicles still in the end?! Why is it reuniting with hair follicles?! Where did I go?! Where am I?! But then again, will the hair follicles really come back? Will it really come back?!”

“Didn’t I already satisfy your request!” Kawaki retorted, “Didn’t I already add the attribution of father… to you?! Also, you should give up on the hair follicle, it will never come back.”

“It will definitely come back! It just went abroad to study!”

“It must have encountered a hair follicle dealer when I was studying abroad! ”

“It will definitely return to this father’s smooth country! It will definitely return!”

“Hey! You two, calm down! It will affect the other guests!” The shop owner roared.

“Sumimasen…” × 2

Umibouzu poured himself another cup of wine, picked it up, and drank it all in one gulp. After a moment, he slowly said with some emotion, “It’s really incredible. The little brat at that time had actually grown to this extent. If I didn’t see you, I would never have thought that so much time had passed…”

“No, as long as you touch your head every day, you will definitely understand that time is gone forever…”

“To be honest, I really haven’t changed at all. I’m still so handsome and elegant. I’m still so compatible with Kouka.” Umibouzu continued.

“Hey, are you listening to someone? Can you touch your head? What do you mean by a match? The current you and Sister Kouka will only make people think that you are a nouveau riche, okay?”

“Nouveau riche? Afro outbreak!” Umibouzu’s eyes lit up, “Really?! Does my hair really look like an afro?! Is it really that thick?!”

“Ah, indeed, the degree of idiocy has indeed not changed…” Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.



“Mommy, this is our landlord-aru, Otose.” Kagura excitedly introduced to Kouka.

At this time, Kagura was dragging Kouka to the Snack House downstairs of Yorozuya, accompanied by Gintoki and Tsukuyo. As for Shinpachi, Gintoki has secretly arranged a secret mission for him.

“Thank you for taking care of Kagura for me,” Kouka said with a smile, “I am Kagura’s mother. My name is Kouka.”

“No, no.” Otose originally wanted to complain, but when she saw Kouka’s gentle expression, her heart instantly softened, “Kagura-chan is usually very obedient.”

“Hey, old woman, do you dare to tell the truth? How is this kind of big stomach king and strange little girl obedient? If I remember correctly, she often eats and drinks here for free?” Gintoki whispered to Otose.

“Are you still human to speak ill of a child in this situation?” Otose whispered, “Although you look like an idiot, you don’t have to be so obvious, do you? In this situation, of course, you should try your best to praise the child so that her mother can rest assured. Moreover… Kagura-chan is not a freeloader. Every month, Kawaki-kun will come to help Kagura-chan pay the bill.”

“Oh? Really? What about my Gin-san account? Has he also settled the rent I owe and the money I usually eat and drink?” Gintoki’s eyes lit up.

“No, Kawaki-kun only paid for Kagura-chan’s meal,” Otose replied without hesitation.

“This bastard! Since I’ve already given money, why didn’t he even settle Gin-san’s account together! It’s bad money! Isn’t it alright to help a bad friend?!” Gintoki said unhappily.

“A friend who is self-righteous and depraved is not worth helping,” Otose stretched out a finger and continued, “That’s what Kawaki-kun said~”

“Huh?! That bastard! He doesn’t even think about who helped him raise his niece tirelessly! ”

“Niece?”

“You don’t know either? That bastard is actually the uncle of this strange little girl! I was also shocked when I knew about it!” Gintoki whispered.

“What do you mean don’t know? I thought it was a sister or something,” Otose looked at Gintoki in surprise, “Could it be that you just found out that there is a relationship between the two of them? Please, can you not make your idiotic look so vivid?”

After hearing this, Gintoki fell into deep thought, “Am I really an idiot? Is Gin-san really an idiot? Why does everyone know it but only Gin-san doesn’t? Why? Do… Do I really have a problem with my IQ? Should I go to the nearby brain hospital to have a look?”

“This is Catherine, who I told you in my letter-aru…” Kagura pointed to a strange creature dressed in a green kimono and had cat ears.

Kouka nodded.

“Told? Indeed, a beauty like me really needs a serious introduction. After all, getting to know a beauty like me is something to be proud of, and something worth telling to their mother in their hometown!”

“Shut up, this guy who didn’t even learn the first lesson of life well!” Otose could not help but knock on Catherine’s head.

“The first lesson of life?” Catherine rubbed the big bag on her head, puzzled.

“It is to have a clear understanding of oneself!” Otose took a fuff on her smoking pipe and explained. Everyone was just about to nod when they heard Otose’s next words, “Beauty and whatnot, you will always be in second place. The first place is mine!”

“You are the one who didn’t learn the first lesson of life” Gintoki roared, “Not only did you not learn well, you didn’t even read a textbook! You skipped school halfway and went on a date with sulfuric acid! What kind of lame joke are you saying with a face that has been splashed with sulphuric acid!”

“You are right, I am the first! You, a guy who has half a foot in the coffin, don’t compete with us, young people!” Catherine echoed.

“You’re about the same!!!” Gintoki roared again.

Looking at the noisy three people, Kouka smiled. At this moment, Kouka finally understood that what Kagura said in the letter was true. Kagura was full of joy every day on Earth. Although she could not accompany her, but…

“I almost forgot-aru! I still have a very important companion that I haven’t introduced to mom!” Kagura said as she grabbed Kouka’s hand and rushed out of the Snack House and head straight to the second floor.

Kouka didn’t even have the time to carefully look at the signboard “Yorozuya Gin-chan” on the second floor before she was pulled in.

“This is…” Kagura looked at the clean and spotless Yorozuya and was shocked.

“It’s really very clean~” Kouka praised.

Kagura wanted to refute, but after seeing Kouka’s smiling face, she swallowed the words she originally wanted to say. “En, Pachi has always been very diligent. In Yorozuya, he has always been in charge of cleaning-aru! Gin-chan is too lazy to take the initiative to clean the room.”

“Woof!” It was unknown when Sadaharu had arrived in front of Kagura and Kouka.

“Sadaharu~” Kagura hugged Sadaharu’s dog head intimately, then turned her head to introduce to Kouka, “This is Sadaharu! He is the poor child who was abandoned by others-aru, but he is now a member of our Yorozuya!”

“The reason why I didn’t say it in the letter was because I was afraid that my mother would be angry, so…”

“How could that be? Kagura-chan has already grown up a lot. Mom is really happy for Kagura-chan. The so-called growth, in fact, the child doesn’t need to be deliberately shown. Parents can see it at a glance.” Kouka reached out to touch Kagura’s head and said.

“Mommy~” Kagura turned around and threw herself into Kouka’s arms, acting like a spoiled child.

Kouka looked at Kagura in her arms with a gentle gaze. Who she didn’t know when she was about to reach her shoulder. Then, she raised her head and reached out to touch Sadaharu’s furry head in front of her.

Sadaharu enjoyed Kouka’s touch and had a satisfied expression on his face.

“You have to protect Kagura-chan well…”

“Woof!”



“To be honest, how long can sister stay here?” Kawaki suddenly asked.

“Counting the time on the journey back and forth, a week is already the limit. Her current body is not the same as before, because after staying in a sunny place for so long, her entire body has already decayed…”

“A week?” Kawaki murmured. Then, he stood up and placed a stack of money on the table, “This time, I’ll treat you. After all, you paid for my first meal twenty years ago. I still have something to do. After you finish, go directly to Yoshiwara. Tsukuyo will definitely arrange it.”

“Yoshiwara? Are you joking?” Umibouzu was shocked and quickly said, “The child’s mother is still here! Isn’t inviting me to a place like Yoshiwara a little… Next time, when I come to Earth alone, you can invite me over…”

Before Umibouzu finished speaking, Kawaki knocked him down, “You are thinking too much! If you dare to do something that will let Sister Kouka down, I will definitely hunt you down throughout the entire universe!”

After saying that, Kawaki walked out without looking back.



“It’s getting late. Leave the accommodation to me tonight, Madam,” Tsukuyo said.

At this time, Kouka’s mother and daughter, Tsukuyo, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were sitting on Yorozuya’s sofa.

“I want to sleep with my mother-aru!” Kagura hurriedly said.

“No problem, Yoshiwara has quite a lot of empty houses,” Tsukuyo replied, “I have already asked someone to clean up a few houses.”

“Then I thank Miss Tsukuyo,” Kouka smiled and said, “And I also want to see what kind of place Little Kawaki-chan lives in…”

“I don’t think a place like Yoshiwara is suitable for Madam!” Gintoki said righteously, “If you don’t want to live there, then you can stay in Yorozuya! I don’t recommend adding a pillow! After all, as Madam Earth’s hus… Ah!”

Kagura and Shinpachi punched at the same time, sending this silver-haired naturally wavy hair that had already forgotten what integrity was, flying…




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