Chapter 134: What Is Happening to You?
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Chapter 134: What Is Happening to You?
Tala watched Rane slowly stir.
She sat in a meditative position, having just finished looking through herself with her mage-sight. Thankfully, her scripts had cleaned up all the damage and contamination within her body. Tala really needed to thank Holly, once again, for the beautifully designed scripts.
Rane groaned and pushed himself up. Water. His voice came out in a harsh croak.
Tala slid a waterskin to him.
Thanks. He guzzled down the whole thing before wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. As he set the empty skin to one side, he wrinkled his nose. What is that smell?
Oh, that? Thats my bile and blood.
What? He blinked at her owlishly, clearly not fully mentally present yet.
You put three clean thrusts into my abdomen, through my digestive system, and out my back. Anyone else would be dying of peritonitis and sepsis, if they didnt just bleed out.
He paled. Wha- How?
I was finally, finally getting the upper hand, and something about you changed.
He groaned, putting his head in his hands. I remember you hitting me. He looked up. How did you manage that, by the way?
She grinned. I figured that your defense somehow read the velocity of the incoming attack, in order to mirror it. So, I didnt move Flow. I kept it perfectly still, while my anchor dimensionally pulled me past you.
Ahh yeah, thats a hole in my defense. He frowned. Not that there are many who could exploit it He sighed. Ill have to take time to consider that.
So do you want to tell me what happened?
I have a temper.
She gave him a flat look. No, Im not chalking that up to temper. You seem to have some memory loss surrounding it, and that was more than just an emotional reaction.
He groaned again. Many of my family have a blessing, or a curse depending on who you ask. When we are truly threatened, a more primal portion of our mind takes over. I wasnt lying; it is very tied to my anger, to my temper, even if it is triggered by damage.The debut release of this chapter happened at Ñøv€l-B1n.
Well, I dont like you when youre angry. She rubbed one hand on her abdomen, remembering the pain. It had felt likethere was no good comparison, but it had felt wrong.
I am sorry about that. His face showed genuine remorse.
It was pretty rusting terrible, honestly.
Rane sat up straight, then executed a seated bow. My deepest apologies, Mistress Tala, both for my provocation before our bout, and for losing my temper and attacking you so lethally.
Tala gave a half-bow in return. Apology accepted, but you really should have told me about the danger.
I planned on it, but, with all due respect, last time we fought you were far from being able to hurt me enough for the danger to be present.
She quirked an eyebrow.
Clearly somethings changed. He frowned, looking around as if searching for something. Wait, you started the bout by tossing those balls out to the sides. They never actually attacked me.
She grinned. Best case? The fight would have lasted long enough that they could come into play. As it was, they were a great distraction.
Rane laughed, then. Too true. He groaned, rubbing his chest. You hit hard.
You better believe I do.
No, I mean, you might have left a lasting mark. He looked down. There was, indeed, a light purpling of his flesh across his upper chest. Thats going to be rusting awful for days. He cocked an eyebrow at her.
You throw me into walls all the time.
You heal. He shifted and winced. Plus, Im pretty sure I have worse than this on my back.
Tala nodded, having seen his shirtless back. Yeah, youll be sleeping on your side for a while.
He sighed. Ill just go to a healer. He glanced towards her stomach. We can get you looked at, too. I know youve good healing scripts, but I dont want something to be amiss, and we dont realize it.
Tala hesitated. What would that cost to take care of?
My injuries? I think the standard for a simple heal is ten silver, and this should qualify. For you? I dont know what a diagnosis will cost, and any healing that might be needed would probably be more than simple.
She grimaced, again, at the remembered pain. Yeah having myself looked at might be wise. She bit the side of her lip, considering.
He stared, giving her time to think.
After a moment, a sly grin spread across her face. Want to gamble?
Rane tilted his head in interest. What do you have in mind?
I pay for your healing, and you pay for mine.
That hardly seems fair.
You said I might not need it.
Oh, I know. That is exactly the problem. I mean that it is not fair to you. Youll be paying for my wounds, and I probably wont have to pay anything.
She almost laughed, then. Alright. Then, what if you clean the training hall? She gestured to the blood-splatter and streaks of stinking bile.
He scratched the back of his head, considering and grimacing at his injuries. Deal, but I would have done that regardless.
Tala just shrugged. She honestly felt a bit bad about hurting him and wanted to pay for the healing. She knew that she shouldnt. He hurt her in sparring far more than that all the time, but she had designed herself to recover from such things. Shed purposely bypassed his protections.
Which Im supposed to do in sparring. Even so, she felt it was right to pay.
She smiled, bringing her thoughts back to the present. So, your defensive, temper thing: Magical?
Rane grunted. Yeah. Some ancestor earned a boon from Basileus and asked for his descendants to be protected against death.
Wait Basileus the Betrayer?
Thats the one. Apparently, he hadnt earned the moniker, yet.
Thatsrough.
A bit, yeah. He kept his bargain, though. For mundanes, the berserk rage is actually really useful, and unlike psychedelic induced rages, we can always distinguish friend from foe.
Assuming your friend isnt attacking you.
Yes, there is that, and that work is quite ingenious. Honestly, I look forward to the designers of those inscriptions publishing a paper with their findings.
Tala frowned, but he continued before she could comment.
But, that really doesnt explain whats happening to your liver and kidneys.
What do you mean?
Cris was clearly a bit off his usual routine, but he leaned forwards, concern obvious across his kindly face. Are youan alcoholic?
What? No! Tala straightened, stepping back and raising her hands in negation.
He shook his head. Then, I cant easily think of what could be causing such a strain on those organs.
Rane spoke up, then, interjecting into the brief silence. Coffee.
They both turned to him, and he shrugged.
What? She drinks an insane amount of coffee.
Cris turned to regard Tala. How much coffee have you had, today?
Tala considered for a moment. Tenno fifteen cups. She glowered. Second breakfast wasnt ideal
Rane suppressed a grin, but Tala decided to be the bigger person and ignore him.
Cris held up a hand, making a small circle with his index finger and thumb. Likesmall cups?
Tala shook her head. No, Id bet were talkingsixteen-ounce mugs? She nodded. Yeah, I think the first five were from twenty-ounce tankards. That place was amazing. She scratched her temple, considering. I should really go back there. They have great portions.
Cris gaped at her.
What?
Mistress Tala. He swallowed. That is more than two gallons of coffee.
She thought for a moment, then nodded. Yeah, that sounds about right.
How are you breathing? Your liver is obviously breaking down the caffeine, but Its not like you can pee out the metabolites where do they go? What is happening to you? He leaned forward. Two of those byproducts are stimulants in their own right. How are you not overstimulated, all the time?
Tala frowned. Well, my neurology is also reinforced and regulated with scripts. Would that explain it?
Cris just stared at her for a long time. You let someoneinscribe your brain with magics that can alter function?
She opened her mouth to say, No. but stopped herself. Yes? Well, yeah. I had to alter brain function, or I couldnt support my increased senses and reactions.
He just stared back at her, a look of genuine horror dawning across his features.
Rane cleared his throat. I think we are getting off topic, just a bit.
Right, right. Youre right. The Mage gave Rane a searching look, seeming to be pulling himself back together. Is that much coffeestandard for her?
Rane snorted. From the sound of it, todays a slow day.
Cris pulled up a chair and sat down. Im going to be sick.
Tala was feeling a bit uncertain. Whats the problem? Ive inscriptions that keep my organs functioning properly.
He lowered his head into his hands after he waved a hand dismissively. Yeah, sure; it looks like they even enhance functionality. Good for you.
Tala cocked an eyebrow. Thats a bit snippy.
He locked gazes with her, again. Do you use inscriptions to boil water immediately before you drink it, just because your throat can take it?
No? Might help warm me up, if Im ever somewhere really cold, though
No! Of course not! Why waste the inscriptions? Why put that stress on your system? Why are you doing this to yourself?!
Tala took another half step back, glancing towards Rane.
Rane, for his part, seemed to be uncertain how to handle the situation.
Please, for the love ofevery human. Drink. Less. Coffee.
Tala swallowed. Illconsider it?
Cris narrowed his eyes at her.
Rane stepped forward, clearing his throat. Thats actually quite a concession from her, Master Cris, and if she says shell consider it, she genuinely will.
Cris sighed, slumping back. I suppose Ill take what I can get.
Tala shifted. So other than that?
The healer waved. Oh, youre in perfect health, from my perspective. You should be two hundred pounds, by what my detection spells are saying, but you clearly arent.
Well, I am.
He gave her a look. Ahh, apologies. Myprofessionalism seems to have left me utterly. Please forgive my imprecise language. You should be very overweight, but clearly, your fat stores are well proportioned to your body, however they function now. Your bones are denser than I would expect, but they havent calcified through the marrow, so there is no loss of function there. Your blood pressure should kill you, but there you stand. Your blood volume shouldnt fit inside your vascular system, but I suppose that explains at least part of the pressure, which Ive already addressed. Do you wish for me to go on?
Tala cleared her throat. Thatthat wont be necessary. Is there anything youd recommend I get healed?
He sighed. You are healthier than I could make you, and anything I did would risk interfering with the unstable equilibrium you seem to have achieved.
Alright then. Thank you, Master Cris. I think we should pay you for your time and be on our way.
They departed a couple minutes later, leaving the healer in a mild daze.
Rane was smiling widely, clearly containing laughter while Tala really didnt know what to feel.
Terry was content to remain on Talas shoulder.
Rane cleared his throat, Sostill up for seeing the plays? Its barely lunch time, so we should be able to make it easily enough.
That would probably be a nice distraction. Sure.
It had been a strange morning.
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Chapter 134: What Is Happening to You?
Tala watched Rane slowly stir.
She sat in a meditative position, having just finished looking through herself with her mage-sight. Thankfully, her scripts had cleaned up all the damage and contamination within her body. Tala really needed to thank Holly, once again, for the beautifully designed scripts.
Rane groaned and pushed himself up. Water. His voice came out in a harsh croak.
Tala slid a waterskin to him.
Thanks. He guzzled down the whole thing before wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. As he set the empty skin to one side, he wrinkled his nose. What is that smell?
Oh, that? Thats my bile and blood.
What? He blinked at her owlishly, clearly not fully mentally present yet.
You put three clean thrusts into my abdomen, through my digestive system, and out my back. Anyone else would be dying of peritonitis and sepsis, if they didnt just bleed out.
He paled. Wha- How?
I was finally, finally getting the upper hand, and something about you changed.
He groaned, putting his head in his hands. I remember you hitting me. He looked up. How did you manage that, by the way?
She grinned. I figured that your defense somehow read the velocity of the incoming attack, in order to mirror it. So, I didnt move Flow. I kept it perfectly still, while my anchor dimensionally pulled me past you.
Ahh yeah, thats a hole in my defense. He frowned. Not that there are many who could exploit it He sighed. Ill have to take time to consider that.
So do you want to tell me what happened?
I have a temper.
She gave him a flat look. No, Im not chalking that up to temper. You seem to have some memory loss surrounding it, and that was more than just an emotional reaction.
He groaned again. Many of my family have a blessing, or a curse depending on who you ask. When we are truly threatened, a more primal portion of our mind takes over. I wasnt lying; it is very tied to my anger, to my temper, even if it is triggered by damage.The debut release of this chapter happened at Ñøv€l-B1n.
Well, I dont like you when youre angry. She rubbed one hand on her abdomen, remembering the pain. It had felt likethere was no good comparison, but it had felt wrong.
I am sorry about that. His face showed genuine remorse.
It was pretty rusting terrible, honestly.
Rane sat up straight, then executed a seated bow. My deepest apologies, Mistress Tala, both for my provocation before our bout, and for losing my temper and attacking you so lethally.
Tala gave a half-bow in return. Apology accepted, but you really should have told me about the danger.
I planned on it, but, with all due respect, last time we fought you were far from being able to hurt me enough for the danger to be present.
She quirked an eyebrow.
Clearly somethings changed. He frowned, looking around as if searching for something. Wait, you started the bout by tossing those balls out to the sides. They never actually attacked me.
She grinned. Best case? The fight would have lasted long enough that they could come into play. As it was, they were a great distraction.
Rane laughed, then. Too true. He groaned, rubbing his chest. You hit hard.
You better believe I do.
No, I mean, you might have left a lasting mark. He looked down. There was, indeed, a light purpling of his flesh across his upper chest. Thats going to be rusting awful for days. He cocked an eyebrow at her.
You throw me into walls all the time.
You heal. He shifted and winced. Plus, Im pretty sure I have worse than this on my back.
Tala nodded, having seen his shirtless back. Yeah, youll be sleeping on your side for a while.
He sighed. Ill just go to a healer. He glanced towards her stomach. We can get you looked at, too. I know youve good healing scripts, but I dont want something to be amiss, and we dont realize it.
Tala hesitated. What would that cost to take care of?
My injuries? I think the standard for a simple heal is ten silver, and this should qualify. For you? I dont know what a diagnosis will cost, and any healing that might be needed would probably be more than simple.
She grimaced, again, at the remembered pain. Yeah having myself looked at might be wise. She bit the side of her lip, considering.
He stared, giving her time to think.
After a moment, a sly grin spread across her face. Want to gamble?
Rane tilted his head in interest. What do you have in mind?
I pay for your healing, and you pay for mine.
That hardly seems fair.
You said I might not need it.
Oh, I know. That is exactly the problem. I mean that it is not fair to you. Youll be paying for my wounds, and I probably wont have to pay anything.
She almost laughed, then. Alright. Then, what if you clean the training hall? She gestured to the blood-splatter and streaks of stinking bile.
He scratched the back of his head, considering and grimacing at his injuries. Deal, but I would have done that regardless.
Tala just shrugged. She honestly felt a bit bad about hurting him and wanted to pay for the healing. She knew that she shouldnt. He hurt her in sparring far more than that all the time, but she had designed herself to recover from such things. Shed purposely bypassed his protections.
Which Im supposed to do in sparring. Even so, she felt it was right to pay.
She smiled, bringing her thoughts back to the present. So, your defensive, temper thing: Magical?
Rane grunted. Yeah. Some ancestor earned a boon from Basileus and asked for his descendants to be protected against death.
Wait Basileus the Betrayer?
Thats the one. Apparently, he hadnt earned the moniker, yet.
Thatsrough.
A bit, yeah. He kept his bargain, though. For mundanes, the berserk rage is actually really useful, and unlike psychedelic induced rages, we can always distinguish friend from foe.
Assuming your friend isnt attacking you.
Yes, there is that, and that work is quite ingenious. Honestly, I look forward to the designers of those inscriptions publishing a paper with their findings.
Tala frowned, but he continued before she could comment.
But, that really doesnt explain whats happening to your liver and kidneys.
What do you mean?
Cris was clearly a bit off his usual routine, but he leaned forwards, concern obvious across his kindly face. Are youan alcoholic?
What? No! Tala straightened, stepping back and raising her hands in negation.
He shook his head. Then, I cant easily think of what could be causing such a strain on those organs.
Rane spoke up, then, interjecting into the brief silence. Coffee.
They both turned to him, and he shrugged.
What? She drinks an insane amount of coffee.
Cris turned to regard Tala. How much coffee have you had, today?
Tala considered for a moment. Tenno fifteen cups. She glowered. Second breakfast wasnt ideal
Rane suppressed a grin, but Tala decided to be the bigger person and ignore him.
Cris held up a hand, making a small circle with his index finger and thumb. Likesmall cups?
Tala shook her head. No, Id bet were talkingsixteen-ounce mugs? She nodded. Yeah, I think the first five were from twenty-ounce tankards. That place was amazing. She scratched her temple, considering. I should really go back there. They have great portions.
Cris gaped at her.
What?
Mistress Tala. He swallowed. That is more than two gallons of coffee.
She thought for a moment, then nodded. Yeah, that sounds about right.
How are you breathing? Your liver is obviously breaking down the caffeine, but Its not like you can pee out the metabolites where do they go? What is happening to you? He leaned forward. Two of those byproducts are stimulants in their own right. How are you not overstimulated, all the time?
Tala frowned. Well, my neurology is also reinforced and regulated with scripts. Would that explain it?
Cris just stared at her for a long time. You let someoneinscribe your brain with magics that can alter function?
She opened her mouth to say, No. but stopped herself. Yes? Well, yeah. I had to alter brain function, or I couldnt support my increased senses and reactions.
He just stared back at her, a look of genuine horror dawning across his features.
Rane cleared his throat. I think we are getting off topic, just a bit.
Right, right. Youre right. The Mage gave Rane a searching look, seeming to be pulling himself back together. Is that much coffeestandard for her?
Rane snorted. From the sound of it, todays a slow day.
Cris pulled up a chair and sat down. Im going to be sick.
Tala was feeling a bit uncertain. Whats the problem? Ive inscriptions that keep my organs functioning properly.
He lowered his head into his hands after he waved a hand dismissively. Yeah, sure; it looks like they even enhance functionality. Good for you.
Tala cocked an eyebrow. Thats a bit snippy.
He locked gazes with her, again. Do you use inscriptions to boil water immediately before you drink it, just because your throat can take it?
No? Might help warm me up, if Im ever somewhere really cold, though
No! Of course not! Why waste the inscriptions? Why put that stress on your system? Why are you doing this to yourself?!
Tala took another half step back, glancing towards Rane.
Rane, for his part, seemed to be uncertain how to handle the situation.
Please, for the love ofevery human. Drink. Less. Coffee.
Tala swallowed. Illconsider it?
Cris narrowed his eyes at her.
Rane stepped forward, clearing his throat. Thats actually quite a concession from her, Master Cris, and if she says shell consider it, she genuinely will.
Cris sighed, slumping back. I suppose Ill take what I can get.
Tala shifted. So other than that?
The healer waved. Oh, youre in perfect health, from my perspective. You should be two hundred pounds, by what my detection spells are saying, but you clearly arent.
Well, I am.
He gave her a look. Ahh, apologies. Myprofessionalism seems to have left me utterly. Please forgive my imprecise language. You should be very overweight, but clearly, your fat stores are well proportioned to your body, however they function now. Your bones are denser than I would expect, but they havent calcified through the marrow, so there is no loss of function there. Your blood pressure should kill you, but there you stand. Your blood volume shouldnt fit inside your vascular system, but I suppose that explains at least part of the pressure, which Ive already addressed. Do you wish for me to go on?
Tala cleared her throat. Thatthat wont be necessary. Is there anything youd recommend I get healed?
He sighed. You are healthier than I could make you, and anything I did would risk interfering with the unstable equilibrium you seem to have achieved.
Alright then. Thank you, Master Cris. I think we should pay you for your time and be on our way.
They departed a couple minutes later, leaving the healer in a mild daze.
Rane was smiling widely, clearly containing laughter while Tala really didnt know what to feel.
Terry was content to remain on Talas shoulder.
Rane cleared his throat, Sostill up for seeing the plays? Its barely lunch time, so we should be able to make it easily enough.
That would probably be a nice distraction. Sure.
It had been a strange morning.
Chapter 134: What Is Happening to You?Tala watched Rane slowly stir.She sat in a meditative position, having just finished looking through herself with her mage-sight. Thankfully, her scripts had cleaned up all the damage and contamination within her body. Tala really needed to thank Holly, once again, for the beautifully designed scripts.Rane groaned and pushed himself up. Water. His voice came out in a harsh croak.Tala slid a waterskin to him.Thanks. He guzzled down the whole thing before wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. As he set the empty skin to one side, he wrinkled his nose. What is that smell?Oh, that? Thats my bile and blood.What? He blinked at her owlishly, clearly not fully mentally present yet.You put three clean thrusts into my abdomen, through my digestive system, and out my back. Anyone else would be dying of peritonitis and sepsis, if they didnt just bleed out.He paled. Wha- How?I was finally, finally getting the upper hand, and something about you changed.He groaned, putting his head in his hands. I remember you hitting me. He looked up. How did you manage that, by the way?She grinned. I figured that your defense somehow read the velocity of the incoming attack, in order to mirror it. So, I didnt move Flow. I kept it perfectly still, while my anchor dimensionally pulled me past you.Ahh yeah, thats a hole in my defense. He frowned. Not that there are many who could exploit it He sighed. Ill have to take time to consider that.So do you want to tell me what happened?I have a temper.She gave him a flat look. No, Im not chalking that up to temper. You seem to have some memory loss surrounding it, and that was more than just an emotional reaction.He groaned again. Many of my family have a blessing, or a curse depending on who you ask. When we are truly threatened, a more primal portion of our mind takes over. I wasnt lying; it is very tied to my anger, to my temper, even if it is triggered by damage.The debut release of this chapter happened at Nvl-B1n.Well, I dont like you when youre angry. She rubbed one hand on her abdomen, remembering the pain. It had felt likethere was no good comparison, but it had felt wrong.I am sorry about that. His face showed genuine remorse.It was pretty rusting terrible, honestly.Rane sat up straight, then executed a seated bow. My deepest apologies, Mistress Tala, both for my provocation before our bout, and for losing my temper and attacking you so lethally.Tala gave a half-bow in return. Apology accepted, but you really should have told me about the danger.I planned on it, but, with all due respect, last time we fought you were far from being able to hurt me enough for the danger to be present.She quirked an eyebrow.Clearly somethings changed. He frowned, looking around as if searching for something. Wait, you started the bout by tossing those balls out to the sides. They never actually attacked me.She grinned. Best case? The fight would have lasted long enough that they could come into play. As it was, they were a great distraction.Rane laughed, then. Too true. He groaned, rubbing his chest. You hit hard.You better believe I do.No, I mean, you might have left a lasting mark. He looked down. There was, indeed, a light purpling of his flesh across his upper chest. Thats going to be rusting awful for days. He cocked an eyebrow at her.You throw me into walls all the time.You heal. He shifted and winced. Plus, Im pretty sure I have worse than this on my back.Tala nodded, having seen his shirtless back. Yeah, youll be sleeping on your side for a while.He sighed. Ill just go to a healer. He glanced towards her stomach. We can get you looked at, too. I know youve good healing scripts, but I dont want something to be amiss, and we dont realize it.Tala hesitated. What would that cost to take care of?My injuries? I think the standard for a simple heal is ten silver, and this should qualify. For you? I dont know what a diagnosis will cost, and any healing that might be needed would probably be more than simple.She grimaced, again, at the remembered pain. Yeah having myself looked at might be wise. She bit the side of her lip, considering.He stared, giving her time to think.After a moment, a sly grin spread across her face. Want to gamble?Rane tilted his head in interest. What do you have in mind?I pay for your healing, and you pay for mine.That hardly seems fair.You said I might not need it.Oh, I know. That is exactly the problem. I mean that it is not fair to you. Youll be paying for my wounds, and I probably wont have to pay anything.She almost laughed, then. Alright. Then, what if you clean the training hall? She gestured to the blood-splatter and streaks of stinking bile.He scratched the back of his head, considering and grimacing at his injuries. Deal, but I would have done that regardless.Tala just shrugged. She honestly felt a bit bad about hurting him and wanted to pay for the healing. She knew that she shouldnt. He hurt her in sparring far more than that all the time, but she had designed herself to recover from such things. Shed purposely bypassed his protections.Which Im supposed to do in sparring. Even so, she felt it was right to pay.She smiled, bringing her thoughts back to the present. So, your defensive, temper thing: Magical?Rane grunted. Yeah. Some ancestor earned a boon from Basileus and asked for his descendants to be protected against death.Wait Basileus the Betrayer?Thats the one. Apparently, he hadnt earned the moniker, yet.Thatsrough.A bit, yeah. He kept his bargain, though. For mundanes, the berserk rage is actually really useful, and unlike psychedelic induced rages, we can always distinguish friend from foe.Assuming your friend isnt attacking you.Yes, there is that, and that work is quite ingenious. Honestly, I look forward to the designers of those inscriptions publishing a paper with their findings.Tala frowned, but he continued before she could comment.But, that really doesnt explain whats happening to your liver and kidneys.What do you mean?Cris was clearly a bit off his usual routine, but he leaned forwards, concern obvious across his kindly face. Are youan alcoholic?What? No! Tala straightened, stepping back and raising her hands in negation.He shook his head. Then, I cant easily think of what could be causing such a strain on those organs.Rane spoke up, then, interjecting into the brief silence. Coffee.They both turned to him, and he shrugged.What? She drinks an insane amount of coffee.Cris turned to regard Tala. How much coffee have you had, today?Tala considered for a moment. Tenno fifteen cups. She glowered. Second breakfast wasnt idealRane suppressed a grin, but Tala decided to be the bigger person and ignore him.Cris held up a hand, making a small circle with his index finger and thumb. Likesmall cups?Tala shook her head. No, Id bet were talkingsixteen-ounce mugs? She nodded. Yeah, I think the first five were from twenty-ounce tankards. That place was amazing. She scratched her temple, considering. I should really go back there. They have great portions.Cris gaped at her.What?Mistress Tala. He swallowed. That is more than two gallons of coffee.She thought for a moment, then nodded. Yeah, that sounds about right.How are you breathing? Your liver is obviously breaking down the caffeine, but Its not like you can pee out the metabolites where do they go? What is happening to you? He leaned forward. Two of those byproducts are stimulants in their own right. How are you not overstimulated, all the time?Tala frowned. Well, my neurology is also reinforced and regulated with scripts. Would that explain it?Cris just stared at her for a long time. You let someoneinscribe your brain with magics that can alter function?She opened her mouth to say, No. but stopped herself. Yes? Well, yeah. I had to alter brain function, or I couldnt support my increased senses and reactions.He just stared back at her, a look of genuine horror dawning across his features.Rane cleared his throat. I think we are getting off topic, just a bit.Right, right. Youre right. The Mage gave Rane a searching look, seeming to be pulling himself back together. Is that much coffeestandard for her?Rane snorted. From the sound of it, todays a slow day.Cris pulled up a chair and sat down. Im going to be sick.Tala was feeling a bit uncertain. Whats the problem? Ive inscriptions that keep my organs functioning properly.He lowered his head into his hands after he waved a hand dismissively. Yeah, sure; it looks like they even enhance functionality. Good for you.Tala cocked an eyebrow. Thats a bit snippy.He locked gazes with her, again. Do you use inscriptions to boil water immediately before you drink it, just because your throat can take it?No? Might help warm me up, if Im ever somewhere really cold, thoughNo! Of course not! Why waste the inscriptions? Why put that stress on your system? Why are you doing this to yourself?!Tala took another half step back, glancing towards Rane.Rane, for his part, seemed to be uncertain how to handle the situation.Please, for the love ofevery human. Drink. Less. Coffee.Tala swallowed. Illconsider it?Cris narrowed his eyes at her.Rane stepped forward, clearing his throat. Thats actually quite a concession from her, Master Cris, and if she says shell consider it, she genuinely will.Cris sighed, slumping back. I suppose Ill take what I can get.Tala shifted. So other than that?The healer waved. Oh, youre in perfect health, from my perspective. You should be two hundred pounds, by what my detection spells are saying, but you clearly arent.Well, I am.He gave her a look. Ahh, apologies. Myprofessionalism seems to have left me utterly. Please forgive my imprecise language. You should be very overweight, but clearly, your fat stores are well proportioned to your body, however they function now. Your bones are denser than I would expect, but they havent calcified through the marrow, so there is no loss of function there. Your blood pressure should kill you, but there you stand. Your blood volume shouldnt fit inside your vascular system, but I suppose that explains at least part of the pressure, which Ive already addressed. Do you wish for me to go on?Tala cleared her throat. Thatthat wont be necessary. Is there anything youd recommend I get healed?He sighed. You are healthier than I could make you, and anything I did would risk interfering with the unstable equilibrium you seem to have achieved.Alright then. Thank you, Master Cris. I think we should pay you for your time and be on our way.They departed a couple minutes later, leaving the healer in a mild daze.Rane was smiling widely, clearly containing laughter while Tala really didnt know what to feel.Terry was content to remain on Talas shoulder.Rane cleared his throat, Sostill up for seeing the plays? Its barely lunch time, so we should be able to make it easily enough.That would probably be a nice distraction. Sure.It had been a strange morning.
