Chapter 139
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When Zhang Qingqing helped me home, neither father-in-law nor mother-in-law had gone to bed. When people got older, they didn't like sleeping much. They were watching Beijing Opera in the living room. When my father-in-law saw me drunk, he frowned and said, "why is Chen Yu drunk again?"
Zhang Qingqing said angrily, "how do I know this guy? He got drunk in the middle of the night and said he couldn't come back at the door of the community. Let me go down and help him. If I'm not just going to throw garbage, who loves to pay attention to him?"
My mother-in-law glanced at Zhang Qingqing and me and said, "didn't I just pick up and throw away the garbage in the living room in the evening?"
Zhang Qingqing made a big red face: "it's the garbage in the garbage basket in my bedroom. I'm too lazy to tell you two. I'll help the bastard back to the room first."
In fact, although I'm very drunk at the moment, I'm still a little sober in my heart, but I don't dare to say anything in front of my father-in-law and mother-in-law to avoid being scolded by them.
Zhang Qingqing helped me back to the bedroom. I went to bed again in a big font, and then opened my hazy drunk eyes. Looking at Zhang Qingqing, who was a little breathless and flushed, she muttered, "wife, I have a dead headache. It's so uncomfortable."
"Then you'll die of pain."
Zhang Qingqing said something unhappily, then turned out of the bedroom and went into the kitchen. She banged something. When her father-in-law and mother-in-law saw Beijing Opera on the sofa in the living room, they looked at each other. Then her mother-in-law squeezed her eyes and winked at her father-in-law.
My father-in-law deliberately turned his head towards the kitchen and said, "Xiaoqing, are you cooking a snack? I seem to be a little hungry. Cook one for me?"
"What are you cooking? I'm helping that guy get something to relieve his wine."
My father-in-law said deliberately, "would you cook noodles for me?"
"I want to eat and cook myself. Don't you see I'm busy with Chen Yu's Jiejiu tea?"
When their father-in-law and mother-in-law heard Zhang Qingqing's words, they looked at each other and smiled, as if they had expected Zhang Qingqing's attitude.
Zhang Qingqing came out with a cup of antidote juice made of Sydney. Seeing the bad smile on her parents' face, she suddenly seemed to understand something. She blushed, stared at the two old people, said something old and immoral, and then went back to the bedroom.
I drank the wine under the service of Zhang Qingqing, so I didn't feel so bad, and the whole person was much sober. Zhang Qingqing was tired after a toss. She lay down next to me and was ready to turn off the light to sleep. At the same time, she kicked me angrily: "drunk cat, you should go to bed quickly. I have something to settle with you tomorrow."
After turning off the lights, the room was dark, but after drinking understanding wine and tea, I slowly woke up and couldn't sleep. Moreover, as the saying goes, wine can mess with that, or think about that when you are full of wine and food. The quilt is full of the fragrant smell of Zhang Qingqing, and the tip of her hair touches my face beside the pillow, which makes me a little itchy, and the whole person has an inexplicable impulse.
So, I began to secretly want not to act drunk like last time, and then take the opportunity to hug Zhang Qingqing around, or even kiss her. But I'm a little afraid, because I was exposed by Zhang Qingqing last time. If I do it again now, I'm sure she will easily see through my little trick.
However, if you don't do something, you'll be too timid to keep such a charming wife and have no further progress.
When I was hesitating, suddenly Zhang Qingqing around me moved. She stretched out her hand and turned on the bedside lamp, which scared me to sleep quickly.
"Hum, this guy slept soundly, but it made me sleepless."
Zhang Qingqing said to herself with resentment, then reached for her bedside mobile phone and looked at something angrily. I opened my eyes a little and took a peek. It doesn't matter if I don't look. I was startled. It turned out that she was looking at the microblog forwarding message. There was a picture on it, which was the scene where Tang Anning affectionately wiped my face with a paper towel. Someone left a message saying that Chen Yu and Tang Anning were a good match and wished them to be together.
Shit, who took this photo and sent it to the microblog. The most important thing is to let Zhang Qingqing see it. No wonder she just said she had to settle accounts with me tomorrow. That's what she meant.
After reading the microblog for a while, Zhang Qingqing angrily threw her mobile phone aside, sat up and stared at me who was "sleeping", with her eyes rolling around. She didn't know what bad idea the woman was thinking about bullying me.
Sure enough, her eyes suddenly lit up and said to herself, "by the way, it is said that drunken people are telling the truth and can't lie. Let me ask this bastard's little secret."
When I heard Zhang Qingqing's words, I jumped in my heart and thought that Zhang Qingqing was really bad enough. Even drunken people would bully. At the same time, I'm secretly glad that I'm sober now. Otherwise, if Zhang Qingqing asks me something, and I honestly answer something, and shake out all the little secrets in my heart, it's really over.
"Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"
Zhang Qingqing pushed me twice and called softly in my ear.
"Dizzy"
I didn't dare to respond to her casually. I just pretended to close my eyes and muttered like a drunk.
Zhang Qingqing approached me a little, blew in my ear and whispered, "don't be busy sleeping. I have something to ask you. You should answer me honestly, you know?"
In order to cajole me into speaking my heart, the woman spoke in a softer tone than usual, even with a coquettish whine taste. Hearing that my bones were crisp, she secretly swallowed saliva, deliberately raised her tongue, and thought it was a drunken person who said, "answer honestly, I know."
Zhang Qingqing was not in a hurry to ask me about being with Tang Anning tonight. She just casually asked as if she were chatting with her friends: "you seem to have a good relationship with Ni Anqi. You sang love songs and wore the same T-shirt in the Crystal Palace that day. Are you dating?"
I didn't communicate with Ni Anqi at all, so I had a clear conscience about this question and replied, "no, Ni Anqi and I are good friends and compare with friends."
Zhang Qingqing snorted and said can boys and girls be friends? She then asked me, "what's your relationship with Tang Anning? I've seen you holding her hand and your wall Dong family. She seems to be very good to you, too. Shouldn't you be in puppy love?"
"There is no puppy love. Tang Anning is not only my competitor in learning, but also my best friend. We are very simple."
Zhang Qingqing then asked several questions, which I answered safely. She didn't find anything angry. However, she seemed a little dissatisfied. She seemed to have to take advantage of this "opportunity" to dig out some secrets from me.
She blinked her big eyes twice and continued to gently ask me like hypnosis: "Chen Yu, do you have someone you like in your heart?"
"Yes!"
Zhang Qingqing was a little nervous for no reason: "who?"
"Zhang Qingqing!"
Zhang Qingqing may have expected this answer, but when I said it from my mouth, I couldn't help but put more red on my cheeks and a different feeling in my eyes. She continued to ask, "who's your favorite person?"
"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."
I pulled down a few black lines on my forehead. Did the woman recognize me as an answering machine? Is it boring? I really don't understand women's psychology. However, Zhang Qingqing was very happy. Peach blossom's eyes were full of a thick smile. She suddenly asked, "by the way, have you done anything bad to Zhang Qingqing?"
I smelled the words in a sweat and thought I had done a lot of bad things to you. Some were discovered by you and some you didn't know. I'm a drunk cat who answers all questions at the moment. I can't wait too long, otherwise Zhang Qingqing will find that I'm pretending to be drunk now. I quickly said, "yes."
When Zhang Qingqing heard the speech, there was a trace of shame on her pretty face. Her voice was not as friendly as before. She lowered her voice and asked, "what bad have you done to her?"
I said vaguely, "when I just got married with her, she didn't allow me to touch her. I did that with her silk stockings, and her silk stockings were everywhere..."
Zhang Qingqing blushed with shame when she heard the speech, and she had known it for a long time. It was no secret to her. She didn't expect that what I asked was this. She immediately looked embarrassed.
When I see Zhang Qingqing's silly expression, I'm always happy. I don't know why. Zhang Qingqing is a kind of person who is easy to get angry, but I'm cheap. I like to deliberately make her angry, just like adults like pinching children's faces to make children angry.
Zhang Qingqing bit her lips and asked, "is there anything else?"
"Yes, last time in the dormitory, I helped her make coffee and licked the mouth of her cup..."
Zhang Qingqing jumped out of bed when she heard Yandun and said angrily, "OK, Chen Yu, I'll tell you why there was something wrong with the taste of coffee last time."
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When Zhang Qingqing helped me home, neither father-in-law nor mother-in-law had gone to bed. When people got older, they didn't like sleeping much. They were watching Beijing Opera in the living room. When my father-in-law saw me drunk, he frowned and said, "why is Chen Yu drunk again?"
Zhang Qingqing said angrily, "how do I know this guy? He got drunk in the middle of the night and said he couldn't come back at the door of the community. Let me go down and help him. If I'm not just going to throw garbage, who loves to pay attention to him?"
My mother-in-law glanced at Zhang Qingqing and me and said, "didn't I just pick up and throw away the garbage in the living room in the evening?"
Zhang Qingqing made a big red face: "it's the garbage in the garbage basket in my bedroom. I'm too lazy to tell you two. I'll help the bastard back to the room first."
In fact, although I'm very drunk at the moment, I'm still a little sober in my heart, but I don't dare to say anything in front of my father-in-law and mother-in-law to avoid being scolded by them.
Zhang Qingqing helped me back to the bedroom. I went to bed again in a big font, and then opened my hazy drunk eyes. Looking at Zhang Qingqing, who was a little breathless and flushed, she muttered, "wife, I have a dead headache. It's so uncomfortable."
"Then you'll die of pain."
Zhang Qingqing said something unhappily, then turned out of the bedroom and went into the kitchen. She banged something. When her father-in-law and mother-in-law saw Beijing Opera on the sofa in the living room, they looked at each other. Then her mother-in-law squeezed her eyes and winked at her father-in-law.
My father-in-law deliberately turned his head towards the kitchen and said, "Xiaoqing, are you cooking a snack? I seem to be a little hungry. Cook one for me?"
"What are you cooking? I'm helping that guy get something to relieve his wine."
My father-in-law said deliberately, "would you cook noodles for me?"
"I want to eat and cook myself. Don't you see I'm busy with Chen Yu's Jiejiu tea?"
When their father-in-law and mother-in-law heard Zhang Qingqing's words, they looked at each other and smiled, as if they had expected Zhang Qingqing's attitude.
Zhang Qingqing came out with a cup of antidote juice made of Sydney. Seeing the bad smile on her parents' face, she suddenly seemed to understand something. She blushed, stared at the two old people, said something old and immoral, and then went back to the bedroom.
I drank the wine under the service of Zhang Qingqing, so I didn't feel so bad, and the whole person was much sober. Zhang Qingqing was tired after a toss. She lay down next to me and was ready to turn off the light to sleep. At the same time, she kicked me angrily: "drunk cat, you should go to bed quickly. I have something to settle with you tomorrow."
After turning off the lights, the room was dark, but after drinking understanding wine and tea, I slowly woke up and couldn't sleep. Moreover, as the saying goes, wine can mess with that, or think about that when you are full of wine and food. The quilt is full of the fragrant smell of Zhang Qingqing, and the tip of her hair touches my face beside the pillow, which makes me a little itchy, and the whole person has an inexplicable impulse.
So, I began to secretly want not to act drunk like last time, and then take the opportunity to hug Zhang Qingqing around, or even kiss her. But I'm a little afraid, because I was exposed by Zhang Qingqing last time. If I do it again now, I'm sure she will easily see through my little trick.
However, if you don't do something, you'll be too timid to keep such a charming wife and have no further progress.
When I was hesitating, suddenly Zhang Qingqing around me moved. She stretched out her hand and turned on the bedside lamp, which scared me to sleep quickly.
"Hum, this guy slept soundly, but it made me sleepless."
Zhang Qingqing said to herself with resentment, then reached for her bedside mobile phone and looked at something angrily. I opened my eyes a little and took a peek. It doesn't matter if I don't look. I was startled. It turned out that she was looking at the microblog forwarding message. There was a picture on it, which was the scene where Tang Anning affectionately wiped my face with a paper towel. Someone left a message saying that Chen Yu and Tang Anning were a good match and wished them to be together.
Shit, who took this photo and sent it to the microblog. The most important thing is to let Zhang Qingqing see it. No wonder she just said she had to settle accounts with me tomorrow. That's what she meant.
After reading the microblog for a while, Zhang Qingqing angrily threw her mobile phone aside, sat up and stared at me who was "sleeping", with her eyes rolling around. She didn't know what bad idea the woman was thinking about bullying me.
Sure enough, her eyes suddenly lit up and said to herself, "by the way, it is said that drunken people are telling the truth and can't lie. Let me ask this bastard's little secret."
When I heard Zhang Qingqing's words, I jumped in my heart and thought that Zhang Qingqing was really bad enough. Even drunken people would bully. At the same time, I'm secretly glad that I'm sober now. Otherwise, if Zhang Qingqing asks me something, and I honestly answer something, and shake out all the little secrets in my heart, it's really over.
"Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"
Zhang Qingqing pushed me twice and called softly in my ear.
"Dizzy"
I didn't dare to respond to her casually. I just pretended to close my eyes and muttered like a drunk.
Zhang Qingqing approached me a little, blew in my ear and whispered, "don't be busy sleeping. I have something to ask you. You should answer me honestly, you know?"
In order to cajole me into speaking my heart, the woman spoke in a softer tone than usual, even with a coquettish whine taste. Hearing that my bones were crisp, she secretly swallowed saliva, deliberately raised her tongue, and thought it was a drunken person who said, "answer honestly, I know."
Zhang Qingqing was not in a hurry to ask me about being with Tang Anning tonight. She just casually asked as if she were chatting with her friends: "you seem to have a good relationship with Ni Anqi. You sang love songs and wore the same T-shirt in the Crystal Palace that day. Are you dating?"
I didn't communicate with Ni Anqi at all, so I had a clear conscience about this question and replied, "no, Ni Anqi and I are good friends and compare with friends."
Zhang Qingqing snorted and said can boys and girls be friends? She then asked me, "what's your relationship with Tang Anning? I've seen you holding her hand and your wall Dong family. She seems to be very good to you, too. Shouldn't you be in puppy love?"
"There is no puppy love. Tang Anning is not only my competitor in learning, but also my best friend. We are very simple."
Zhang Qingqing then asked several questions, which I answered safely. She didn't find anything angry. However, she seemed a little dissatisfied. She seemed to have to take advantage of this "opportunity" to dig out some secrets from me.
She blinked her big eyes twice and continued to gently ask me like hypnosis: "Chen Yu, do you have someone you like in your heart?"
"Yes!"
Zhang Qingqing was a little nervous for no reason: "who?"
"Zhang Qingqing!"
Zhang Qingqing may have expected this answer, but when I said it from my mouth, I couldn't help but put more red on my cheeks and a different feeling in my eyes. She continued to ask, "who's your favorite person?"
"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."
"Who is your favorite person?"
"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."
I pulled down a few black lines on my forehead. Did the woman recognize me as an answering machine? Is it boring? I really don't understand women's psychology. However, Zhang Qingqing was very happy. Peach blossom's eyes were full of a thick smile. She suddenly asked, "by the way, have you done anything bad to Zhang Qingqing?"
I smelled the words in a sweat and thought I had done a lot of bad things to you. Some were discovered by you and some you didn't know. I'm a drunk cat who answers all questions at the moment. I can't wait too long, otherwise Zhang Qingqing will find that I'm pretending to be drunk now. I quickly said, "yes."
When Zhang Qingqing heard the speech, there was a trace of shame on her pretty face. Her voice was not as friendly as before. She lowered her voice and asked, "what bad have you done to her?"
I said vaguely, "when I just got married with her, she didn't allow me to touch her. I did that with her silk stockings, and her silk stockings were everywhere..."
Zhang Qingqing blushed with shame when she heard the speech, and she had known it for a long time. It was no secret to her. She didn't expect that what I asked was this. She immediately looked embarrassed.
When I see Zhang Qingqing's silly expression, I'm always happy. I don't know why. Zhang Qingqing is a kind of person who is easy to get angry, but I'm cheap. I like to deliberately make her angry, just like adults like pinching children's faces to make children angry.
Zhang Qingqing bit her lips and asked, "is there anything else?"
"Yes, last time in the dormitory, I helped her make coffee and licked the mouth of her cup..."
Zhang Qingqing jumped out of bed when she heard Yandun and said angrily, "OK, Chen Yu, I'll tell you why there was something wrong with the taste of coffee last time."
When Zhang Qingqing helped me home, neither father-in-law nor mother-in-law had gone to bed. When people got older, they didn't like sleeping much. They were watching Beijing Opera in the living room. When my father-in-law saw me drunk, he frowned and said, "why is Chen Yu drunk again?"Zhang Qingqing said angrily, "how do I know this guy? He got drunk in the middle of the night and said he couldn't come back at the door of the community. Let me go down and help him. If I'm not just going to throw garbage, who loves to pay attention to him?"My mother-in-law glanced at Zhang Qingqing and me and said, "didn't I just pick up and throw away the garbage in the living room in the evening?"Zhang Qingqing made a big red face: "it's the garbage in the garbage basket in my bedroom. I'm too lazy to tell you two. I'll help the bastard back to the room first."In fact, although I'm very drunk at the moment, I'm still a little sober in my heart, but I don't dare to say anything in front of my father-in-law and mother-in-law to avoid being scolded by them.Zhang Qingqing helped me back to the bedroom. I went to bed again in a big font, and then opened my hazy drunk eyes. Looking at Zhang Qingqing, who was a little breathless and flushed, she muttered, "wife, I have a dead headache. It's so uncomfortable.""Then you'll die of pain."Zhang Qingqing said something unhappily, then turned out of the bedroom and went into the kitchen. She banged something. When her father-in-law and mother-in-law saw Beijing Opera on the sofa in the living room, they looked at each other. Then her mother-in-law squeezed her eyes and winked at her father-in-law.My father-in-law deliberately turned his head towards the kitchen and said, "Xiaoqing, are you cooking a snack? I seem to be a little hungry. Cook one for me?""What are you cooking? I'm helping that guy get something to relieve his wine."My father-in-law said deliberately, "would you cook noodles for me?""I want to eat and cook myself. Don't you see I'm busy with Chen Yu's Jiejiu tea?"When their father-in-law and mother-in-law heard Zhang Qingqing's words, they looked at each other and smiled, as if they had expected Zhang Qingqing's attitude.Zhang Qingqing came out with a cup of antidote juice made of Sydney. Seeing the bad smile on her parents' face, she suddenly seemed to understand something. She blushed, stared at the two old people, said something old and immoral, and then went back to the bedroom.I drank the wine under the service of Zhang Qingqing, so I didn't feel so bad, and the whole person was much sober. Zhang Qingqing was tired after a toss. She lay down next to me and was ready to turn off the light to sleep. At the same time, she kicked me angrily: "drunk cat, you should go to bed quickly. I have something to settle with you tomorrow."After turning off the lights, the room was dark, but after drinking understanding wine and tea, I slowly woke up and couldn't sleep. Moreover, as the saying goes, wine can mess with that, or think about that when you are full of wine and food. The quilt is full of the fragrant smell of Zhang Qingqing, and the tip of her hair touches my face beside the pillow, which makes me a little itchy, and the whole person has an inexplicable impulse.So, I began to secretly want not to act drunk like last time, and then take the opportunity to hug Zhang Qingqing around, or even kiss her. But I'm a little afraid, because I was exposed by Zhang Qingqing last time. If I do it again now, I'm sure she will easily see through my little trick.However, if you don't do something, you'll be too timid to keep such a charming wife and have no further progress.When I was hesitating, suddenly Zhang Qingqing around me moved. She stretched out her hand and turned on the bedside lamp, which scared me to sleep quickly."Hum, this guy slept soundly, but it made me sleepless."Zhang Qingqing said to herself with resentment, then reached for her bedside mobile phone and looked at something angrily. I opened my eyes a little and took a peek. It doesn't matter if I don't look. I was startled. It turned out that she was looking at the microblog forwarding message. There was a picture on it, which was the scene where Tang Anning affectionately wiped my face with a paper towel. Someone left a message saying that Chen Yu and Tang Anning were a good match and wished them to be together.Shit, who took this photo and sent it to the microblog. The most important thing is to let Zhang Qingqing see it. No wonder she just said she had to settle accounts with me tomorrow. That's what she meant.After reading the microblog for a while, Zhang Qingqing angrily threw her mobile phone aside, sat up and stared at me who was "sleeping", with her eyes rolling around. She didn't know what bad idea the woman was thinking about bullying me.Sure enough, her eyes suddenly lit up and said to herself, "by the way, it is said that drunken people are telling the truth and can't lie. Let me ask this bastard's little secret."When I heard Zhang Qingqing's words, I jumped in my heart and thought that Zhang Qingqing was really bad enough. Even drunken people would bully. At the same time, I'm secretly glad that I'm sober now. Otherwise, if Zhang Qingqing asks me something, and I honestly answer something, and shake out all the little secrets in my heart, it's really over."Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"Zhang Qingqing pushed me twice and called softly in my ear."Dizzy"I didn't dare to respond to her casually. I just pretended to close my eyes and muttered like a drunk.Zhang Qingqing approached me a little, blew in my ear and whispered, "don't be busy sleeping. I have something to ask you. You should answer me honestly, you know?"In order to cajole me into speaking my heart, the woman spoke in a softer tone than usual, even with a coquettish whine taste. Hearing that my bones were crisp, she secretly swallowed saliva, deliberately raised her tongue, and thought it was a drunken person who said, "answer honestly, I know."Zhang Qingqing was not in a hurry to ask me about being with Tang Anning tonight. She just casually asked as if she were chatting with her friends: "you seem to have a good relationship with Ni Anqi. You sang love songs and wore the same T-shirt in the Crystal Palace that day. Are you dating?"I didn't communicate with Ni Anqi at all, so I had a clear conscience about this question and replied, "no, Ni Anqi and I are good friends and compare with friends."Zhang Qingqing snorted and said can boys and girls be friends? She then asked me, "what's your relationship with Tang Anning? I've seen you holding her hand and your wall Dong family. She seems to be very good to you, too. Shouldn't you be in puppy love?""There is no puppy love. Tang Anning is not only my competitor in learning, but also my best friend. We are very simple."Zhang Qingqing then asked several questions, which I answered safely. She didn't find anything angry. However, she seemed a little dissatisfied. She seemed to have to take advantage of this "opportunity" to dig out some secrets from me.She blinked her big eyes twice and continued to gently ask me like hypnosis: "Chen Yu, do you have someone you like in your heart?""Yes!"Zhang Qingqing was a little nervous for no reason: "who?""Zhang Qingqing!"Zhang Qingqing may have expected this answer, but when I said it from my mouth, I couldn't help but put more red on my cheeks and a different feeling in my eyes. She continued to ask, "who's your favorite person?""My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing.""Who is your favorite person?""My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."I pulled down a few black lines on my forehead. Did the woman recognize me as an answering machine? Is it boring? I really don't understand women's psychology. However, Zhang Qingqing was very happy. Peach blossom's eyes were full of a thick smile. She suddenly asked, "by the way, have you done anything bad to Zhang Qingqing?"I smelled the words in a sweat and thought I had done a lot of bad things to you. Some were discovered by you and some you didn't know. I'm a drunk cat who answers all questions at the moment. I can't wait too long, otherwise Zhang Qingqing will find that I'm pretending to be drunk now. I quickly said, "yes."When Zhang Qingqing heard the speech, there was a trace of shame on her pretty face. Her voice was not as friendly as before. She lowered her voice and asked, "what bad have you done to her?"I said vaguely, "when I just got married with her, she didn't allow me to touch her. I did that with her silk stockings, and her silk stockings were everywhere..."Zhang Qingqing blushed with shame when she heard the speech, and she had known it for a long time. It was no secret to her. She didn't expect that what I asked was this. She immediately looked embarrassed.When I see Zhang Qingqing's silly expression, I'm always happy. I don't know why. Zhang Qingqing is a kind of person who is easy to get angry, but I'm cheap. I like to deliberately make her angry, just like adults like pinching children's faces to make children angry.Zhang Qingqing bit her lips and asked, "is there anything else?""Yes, last time in the dormitory, I helped her make coffee and licked the mouth of her cup..."Zhang Qingqing jumped out of bed when she heard Yandun and said angrily, "OK, Chen Yu, I'll tell you why there was something wrong with the taste of coffee last time."
