Chapter 145
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"Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"
Zhang Qingqing's voice came from the door. The voice calling me was not very loud, but it revealed tension and anxiety.
"I'm inside. There's no one here. Come in quickly. I'm going to belch."
"Asshole, this is the men's room." Zhang Qingqing scolded, but probably because she was nervous. What's my body like now? And when she heard that there was no one in it, she slipped in on high heels and said in a low voice, "you'd better burp fart quickly. If you lie to me, I'll let you burp fart directly."
"Here"
I opened the door of the compartment and pulled Zhang Qingqing in. Zhang Qingqing was as proud as a swan on weekdays. Even though I was her husband, she couldn't help blushing with shame: "asshole, what are you doing?"
Before I spoke, Zhang Qingqing couldn't help exclaiming, "Wow, you guy's face is so red. Eh, your body is hot. Are you really sick?"
"I don't know. Didn't Zhao Yanran bring us some cocktails just now? I feel there's something wrong with the wine. It's like this after I drink it."
I looked down at myself with a sad face. When Zhang Qingqing saw my pants, she suddenly opened her eyes. Then it seemed that blushing would infect me. Her pretty face suddenly became red. She probably knew why I just said that only she could save me, and she still asked her to come here to save me.
"Chen Yu, your situation... I don't think I can save you. I'd better call an ambulance for you..."
She turned her eyes twice, slowly shrunk back, and then said the last word. She immediately turned and wanted to escape, but I stretched out my hand and pressed the toilet door, knocked her to the door, gasped with red eyes and said: "Wife, how can you go to the hospital for such a thing? Besides, the reception hall outside is full of guests. If you see me go out with a pillar of heaven, it's really a shame to lose my face at Grandma's house. Well, you also have a shame."
About Zhang Qingqing also thought what I said was reasonable. She bit her lips, stared at me and said, "who told you to make it like this, and find a way to solve your own trouble. Why did the good Zhao Yanran move his hands and feet in your wine? And I asked you, what's the matter with Zhao Yanran, and someone just saw you pulling at the door of the bathroom..."
I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to know about my quarrel with Zhao Yanran so soon. At the same time, I'm glad I held back in time and didn't do anything dirty and sorry for Zhang Qingqing with Zhao Yanran, otherwise Zhang Qingqing would never forgive me.
The more I thought about it, the more I thought it was a conspiracy, so I guessed, "I just met Miss Zhao today. I'm not Wang Leehom and Wu Yanzu. I can't make a beautiful woman paste it upside down as soon as I meet. I have a grudge against this party. Think about it, it's only Tu Wenxuan. I think nine times out of ten he's behind the scenes, trying to destroy our close relationship between husband and wife."
Zhang Qingqing couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the speech: "who has a close relationship with you? It's shameless."
"Oh, this is not the time to say this. I feel like I'm going to explode. Wife, you have to save me."
Zhang Qingqing said warily when she heard the speech: "how can I help you with such a thing?"
Shit, is this woman pretending to be stupid?
I whispered to Zhang Qingqing's ear and whispered a word to her. Zhang Qingqing's face turned black, hugged her arms and said, "don't even think about it. Give up your heart."
"Er, it doesn't matter if you don't agree. Don't be angry. As the saying goes, there are always more ways than difficulties. There is only one difficulty, and there can be many ways to solve them." I said that and then came to Zhang Qingqing's ear and put forward a slightly less excessive request again.
But Zhang Qingqing was still full of shame. She deliberately opened her mouth, exposed a white shell tooth, and said with hatred, "don't think about it. Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death?"
I looked at her bright red lips and white shining teeth. Then I suddenly remembered that the woman loved to bite. I couldn't use her mouth. If she bit me, wouldn't I be happy for the rest of my life? I finally had no choice but to retreat and ask for the second place. I said my last request in her ear.
After listening to me, Zhang Qingqing subconsciously looked down at her white hands. Her head still shook like a rattle: "no, no, this is absolutely not..."
"Neither can this nor that. Zhang Qingqing, you're going to die. Your girlfriends are more enthusiastic than you."
Zhang Qingqing, with a black face, asked suspiciously, "what did you say?"
I told Zhao Yanran about the things she had just colluded with me and I just resisted. I said to Zhang Qingqing pitifully, "well, Qingqing, I'm sticking to my husband's way for you and didn't let that woman take advantage of it."
"Bitch" Zhang Qingqing smelled the words, her anger suddenly appeared in her eyes, and then turned to look at me. Her face was very hesitant. She hesitated for a long time and said, "why don't we go to the hospital?"
"Let's not say shame or disgrace. I'm afraid I've farted when I go to the hospital." I deliberately exaggerated and said to Zhang Qingqing: "wife, I heard that if I can't be rescued in time, it will explode -"
Zhang Qingqing couldn't help glancing at me and said angrily, "don't pull, how can it be so exaggerated?"
"Exaggeration is not exaggeration. I don't know, but I feel that I'm really going to explode now. Zhang Qingqing, I can tell you well. This time, if there's something wrong with me, I'll depend on you all my life. You've made me happy for the rest of my life. You can't think of happiness yourself."
"What's wrong with me?"
Zhang Qingqing stepped on the instep of my foot with her high-heeled shoes, which made me grin with pain.
But, Zhao Yanran doesn't know what to add to the cocktail. I'm really miserable now. My whole face has turned red. My body is steaming with heat. My temperature is very high. It looks scary. Zhang Qingqing is a little flustered. She asks me how I feel?
At the moment, I feel like I'm really going to die, so I don't dare to count on Zhang Qingqing to save me, otherwise I may really burp fart. With red eyes and a hoarse voice, I said, "I feel even worse. Hurry up and take me to the hospital, or I'll really burp fart."
Zhang Qingqing reached out to help me and immediately exclaimed, "ah, your body has been burned like this. Will you burn your brain?"
"Your brain is burned out. Don't ink. Go quickly."
Zhang Qingqing helped me to open the door of the compartment and went out, but suddenly footsteps and words came from outside. It turned out that two guests had entered the bathroom. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other and were dumbfounded. This is the men's bathroom. If Zhang Qingqing and I came out of the compartment at this time, the two guys outside would be stunned and daydream, I'm sure there will be all kinds of gossip in Zhang Qingqing's circle of friends tomorrow.
"Don't go out yet. We're going out when the two guys outside leave."
Zhang Qingqing whispered in my ear. Her breath sprayed on my ear, which made me more uncomfortable.
Two men outside, one of them left soon, but one of them was talking on the phone, and it seemed that he was talking about business. This guy talked with his mobile phone for more than ten minutes, and he didn't mean to hang up and leave at all. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other, and I thought, am I really going to be suffocated in this small bathroom?
Just when I felt that my consciousness was a little vague, Zhang Qingqing finally spoke and said in a trembling whisper in my ear, "close your eyes and don't make a sound..."
Half an hour later, I helped the wall out and returned to the reception hall. I didn't see Zhao Yanran and Tu Wenxuan, but Zhang Qingqing and several other sisters were still drinking red wine and chatting at a table in the corner.
They were a little stunned when they saw me: "Chen Yu, where have you been? Why is there something wrong with your face? It seems that you have just recovered from a serious illness?"
I sat down on the sofa, scratched my hair and said, "I had diarrhea just now, a little collapsed."
Zhang Qingqing's sisters laughed and scolded me for being rude, and asked me if I had seen Zhang Qingqing? I said yes. She went to the bathroom to wash her hands.
"Why does it take half a day to wash your hands?"
I was proud in my heart, but said, "nothing. She has a habit of cleanliness. Her hands are dirty and need to be washed for a long time."
At this time, Zhang Qingqing came with a black face. She estimated that she had washed her hands more than ten times, but she still looked disgusted with her dirty hands. When she came, she stared at me and said coldly, "go home."
"Wife, I'll help you with your bag -"
I know that Zhang Qingqing is gnashing her teeth at the moment. She quickly goes up and pays attention to carrying her bag. Zhang Qingqing snorts, puts her bag in my hand, says goodbye to her sisters, and turns away angrily.
I smiled at those confused beauties, and then hurried to keep up with Zhang Qingqing. I vaguely said that I heard them say that Zhang Qingqing had a way to train her husband, soaked a young boy and ate the little boy to death.
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"Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"
Zhang Qingqing's voice came from the door. The voice calling me was not very loud, but it revealed tension and anxiety.
"I'm inside. There's no one here. Come in quickly. I'm going to belch."
"Asshole, this is the men's room." Zhang Qingqing scolded, but probably because she was nervous. What's my body like now? And when she heard that there was no one in it, she slipped in on high heels and said in a low voice, "you'd better burp fart quickly. If you lie to me, I'll let you burp fart directly."
"Here"
I opened the door of the compartment and pulled Zhang Qingqing in. Zhang Qingqing was as proud as a swan on weekdays. Even though I was her husband, she couldn't help blushing with shame: "asshole, what are you doing?"
Before I spoke, Zhang Qingqing couldn't help exclaiming, "Wow, you guy's face is so red. Eh, your body is hot. Are you really sick?"
"I don't know. Didn't Zhao Yanran bring us some cocktails just now? I feel there's something wrong with the wine. It's like this after I drink it."
I looked down at myself with a sad face. When Zhang Qingqing saw my pants, she suddenly opened her eyes. Then it seemed that blushing would infect me. Her pretty face suddenly became red. She probably knew why I just said that only she could save me, and she still asked her to come here to save me.
"Chen Yu, your situation... I don't think I can save you. I'd better call an ambulance for you..."
She turned her eyes twice, slowly shrunk back, and then said the last word. She immediately turned and wanted to escape, but I stretched out my hand and pressed the toilet door, knocked her to the door, gasped with red eyes and said: "Wife, how can you go to the hospital for such a thing? Besides, the reception hall outside is full of guests. If you see me go out with a pillar of heaven, it's really a shame to lose my face at Grandma's house. Well, you also have a shame."
About Zhang Qingqing also thought what I said was reasonable. She bit her lips, stared at me and said, "who told you to make it like this, and find a way to solve your own trouble. Why did the good Zhao Yanran move his hands and feet in your wine? And I asked you, what's the matter with Zhao Yanran, and someone just saw you pulling at the door of the bathroom..."
I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to know about my quarrel with Zhao Yanran so soon. At the same time, I'm glad I held back in time and didn't do anything dirty and sorry for Zhang Qingqing with Zhao Yanran, otherwise Zhang Qingqing would never forgive me.
The more I thought about it, the more I thought it was a conspiracy, so I guessed, "I just met Miss Zhao today. I'm not Wang Leehom and Wu Yanzu. I can't make a beautiful woman paste it upside down as soon as I meet. I have a grudge against this party. Think about it, it's only Tu Wenxuan. I think nine times out of ten he's behind the scenes, trying to destroy our close relationship between husband and wife."
Zhang Qingqing couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the speech: "who has a close relationship with you? It's shameless."
"Oh, this is not the time to say this. I feel like I'm going to explode. Wife, you have to save me."
Zhang Qingqing said warily when she heard the speech: "how can I help you with such a thing?"
Shit, is this woman pretending to be stupid?
I whispered to Zhang Qingqing's ear and whispered a word to her. Zhang Qingqing's face turned black, hugged her arms and said, "don't even think about it. Give up your heart."
"Er, it doesn't matter if you don't agree. Don't be angry. As the saying goes, there are always more ways than difficulties. There is only one difficulty, and there can be many ways to solve them." I said that and then came to Zhang Qingqing's ear and put forward a slightly less excessive request again.
But Zhang Qingqing was still full of shame. She deliberately opened her mouth, exposed a white shell tooth, and said with hatred, "don't think about it. Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death?"
I looked at her bright red lips and white shining teeth. Then I suddenly remembered that the woman loved to bite. I couldn't use her mouth. If she bit me, wouldn't I be happy for the rest of my life? I finally had no choice but to retreat and ask for the second place. I said my last request in her ear.
After listening to me, Zhang Qingqing subconsciously looked down at her white hands. Her head still shook like a rattle: "no, no, this is absolutely not..."
"Neither can this nor that. Zhang Qingqing, you're going to die. Your girlfriends are more enthusiastic than you."
Zhang Qingqing, with a black face, asked suspiciously, "what did you say?"
I told Zhao Yanran about the things she had just colluded with me and I just resisted. I said to Zhang Qingqing pitifully, "well, Qingqing, I'm sticking to my husband's way for you and didn't let that woman take advantage of it."
"Bitch" Zhang Qingqing smelled the words, her anger suddenly appeared in her eyes, and then turned to look at me. Her face was very hesitant. She hesitated for a long time and said, "why don't we go to the hospital?"
"Let's not say shame or disgrace. I'm afraid I've farted when I go to the hospital." I deliberately exaggerated and said to Zhang Qingqing: "wife, I heard that if I can't be rescued in time, it will explode -"
Zhang Qingqing couldn't help glancing at me and said angrily, "don't pull, how can it be so exaggerated?"
"Exaggeration is not exaggeration. I don't know, but I feel that I'm really going to explode now. Zhang Qingqing, I can tell you well. This time, if there's something wrong with me, I'll depend on you all my life. You've made me happy for the rest of my life. You can't think of happiness yourself."
"What's wrong with me?"
Zhang Qingqing stepped on the instep of my foot with her high-heeled shoes, which made me grin with pain.
But, Zhao Yanran doesn't know what to add to the cocktail. I'm really miserable now. My whole face has turned red. My body is steaming with heat. My temperature is very high. It looks scary. Zhang Qingqing is a little flustered. She asks me how I feel?
At the moment, I feel like I'm really going to die, so I don't dare to count on Zhang Qingqing to save me, otherwise I may really burp fart. With red eyes and a hoarse voice, I said, "I feel even worse. Hurry up and take me to the hospital, or I'll really burp fart."
Zhang Qingqing reached out to help me and immediately exclaimed, "ah, your body has been burned like this. Will you burn your brain?"
"Your brain is burned out. Don't ink. Go quickly."
Zhang Qingqing helped me to open the door of the compartment and went out, but suddenly footsteps and words came from outside. It turned out that two guests had entered the bathroom. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other and were dumbfounded. This is the men's bathroom. If Zhang Qingqing and I came out of the compartment at this time, the two guys outside would be stunned and daydream, I'm sure there will be all kinds of gossip in Zhang Qingqing's circle of friends tomorrow.
"Don't go out yet. We're going out when the two guys outside leave."
Zhang Qingqing whispered in my ear. Her breath sprayed on my ear, which made me more uncomfortable.
Two men outside, one of them left soon, but one of them was talking on the phone, and it seemed that he was talking about business. This guy talked with his mobile phone for more than ten minutes, and he didn't mean to hang up and leave at all. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other, and I thought, am I really going to be suffocated in this small bathroom?
Just when I felt that my consciousness was a little vague, Zhang Qingqing finally spoke and said in a trembling whisper in my ear, "close your eyes and don't make a sound..."
Half an hour later, I helped the wall out and returned to the reception hall. I didn't see Zhao Yanran and Tu Wenxuan, but Zhang Qingqing and several other sisters were still drinking red wine and chatting at a table in the corner.
They were a little stunned when they saw me: "Chen Yu, where have you been? Why is there something wrong with your face? It seems that you have just recovered from a serious illness?"
I sat down on the sofa, scratched my hair and said, "I had diarrhea just now, a little collapsed."
Zhang Qingqing's sisters laughed and scolded me for being rude, and asked me if I had seen Zhang Qingqing? I said yes. She went to the bathroom to wash her hands.
"Why does it take half a day to wash your hands?"
I was proud in my heart, but said, "nothing. She has a habit of cleanliness. Her hands are dirty and need to be washed for a long time."
At this time, Zhang Qingqing came with a black face. She estimated that she had washed her hands more than ten times, but she still looked disgusted with her dirty hands. When she came, she stared at me and said coldly, "go home."
"Wife, I'll help you with your bag -"
I know that Zhang Qingqing is gnashing her teeth at the moment. She quickly goes up and pays attention to carrying her bag. Zhang Qingqing snorts, puts her bag in my hand, says goodbye to her sisters, and turns away angrily.
I smiled at those confused beauties, and then hurried to keep up with Zhang Qingqing. I vaguely said that I heard them say that Zhang Qingqing had a way to train her husband, soaked a young boy and ate the little boy to death.
"Chen Yu, Chen Yu -"Zhang Qingqing's voice came from the door. The voice calling me was not very loud, but it revealed tension and anxiety."I'm inside. There's no one here. Come in quickly. I'm going to belch.""Asshole, this is the men's room." Zhang Qingqing scolded, but probably because she was nervous. What's my body like now? And when she heard that there was no one in it, she slipped in on high heels and said in a low voice, "you'd better burp fart quickly. If you lie to me, I'll let you burp fart directly.""Here"I opened the door of the compartment and pulled Zhang Qingqing in. Zhang Qingqing was as proud as a swan on weekdays. Even though I was her husband, she couldn't help blushing with shame: "asshole, what are you doing?"Before I spoke, Zhang Qingqing couldn't help exclaiming, "Wow, you guy's face is so red. Eh, your body is hot. Are you really sick?""I don't know. Didn't Zhao Yanran bring us some cocktails just now? I feel there's something wrong with the wine. It's like this after I drink it."I looked down at myself with a sad face. When Zhang Qingqing saw my pants, she suddenly opened her eyes. Then it seemed that blushing would infect me. Her pretty face suddenly became red. She probably knew why I just said that only she could save me, and she still asked her to come here to save me."Chen Yu, your situation... I don't think I can save you. I'd better call an ambulance for you..."She turned her eyes twice, slowly shrunk back, and then said the last word. She immediately turned and wanted to escape, but I stretched out my hand and pressed the toilet door, knocked her to the door, gasped with red eyes and said: "Wife, how can you go to the hospital for such a thing? Besides, the reception hall outside is full of guests. If you see me go out with a pillar of heaven, it's really a shame to lose my face at Grandma's house. Well, you also have a shame."About Zhang Qingqing also thought what I said was reasonable. She bit her lips, stared at me and said, "who told you to make it like this, and find a way to solve your own trouble. Why did the good Zhao Yanran move his hands and feet in your wine? And I asked you, what's the matter with Zhao Yanran, and someone just saw you pulling at the door of the bathroom..."I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to know about my quarrel with Zhao Yanran so soon. At the same time, I'm glad I held back in time and didn't do anything dirty and sorry for Zhang Qingqing with Zhao Yanran, otherwise Zhang Qingqing would never forgive me.The more I thought about it, the more I thought it was a conspiracy, so I guessed, "I just met Miss Zhao today. I'm not Wang Leehom and Wu Yanzu. I can't make a beautiful woman paste it upside down as soon as I meet. I have a grudge against this party. Think about it, it's only Tu Wenxuan. I think nine times out of ten he's behind the scenes, trying to destroy our close relationship between husband and wife."Zhang Qingqing couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the speech: "who has a close relationship with you? It's shameless.""Oh, this is not the time to say this. I feel like I'm going to explode. Wife, you have to save me."Zhang Qingqing said warily when she heard the speech: "how can I help you with such a thing?"Shit, is this woman pretending to be stupid?I whispered to Zhang Qingqing's ear and whispered a word to her. Zhang Qingqing's face turned black, hugged her arms and said, "don't even think about it. Give up your heart.""Er, it doesn't matter if you don't agree. Don't be angry. As the saying goes, there are always more ways than difficulties. There is only one difficulty, and there can be many ways to solve them." I said that and then came to Zhang Qingqing's ear and put forward a slightly less excessive request again.But Zhang Qingqing was still full of shame. She deliberately opened her mouth, exposed a white shell tooth, and said with hatred, "don't think about it. Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death?"I looked at her bright red lips and white shining teeth. Then I suddenly remembered that the woman loved to bite. I couldn't use her mouth. If she bit me, wouldn't I be happy for the rest of my life? I finally had no choice but to retreat and ask for the second place. I said my last request in her ear.After listening to me, Zhang Qingqing subconsciously looked down at her white hands. Her head still shook like a rattle: "no, no, this is absolutely not...""Neither can this nor that. Zhang Qingqing, you're going to die. Your girlfriends are more enthusiastic than you."Zhang Qingqing, with a black face, asked suspiciously, "what did you say?"I told Zhao Yanran about the things she had just colluded with me and I just resisted. I said to Zhang Qingqing pitifully, "well, Qingqing, I'm sticking to my husband's way for you and didn't let that woman take advantage of it.""Bitch" Zhang Qingqing smelled the words, her anger suddenly appeared in her eyes, and then turned to look at me. Her face was very hesitant. She hesitated for a long time and said, "why don't we go to the hospital?""Let's not say shame or disgrace. I'm afraid I've farted when I go to the hospital." I deliberately exaggerated and said to Zhang Qingqing: "wife, I heard that if I can't be rescued in time, it will explode -"Zhang Qingqing couldn't help glancing at me and said angrily, "don't pull, how can it be so exaggerated?""Exaggeration is not exaggeration. I don't know, but I feel that I'm really going to explode now. Zhang Qingqing, I can tell you well. This time, if there's something wrong with me, I'll depend on you all my life. You've made me happy for the rest of my life. You can't think of happiness yourself.""What's wrong with me?"Zhang Qingqing stepped on the instep of my foot with her high-heeled shoes, which made me grin with pain.But, Zhao Yanran doesn't know what to add to the cocktail. I'm really miserable now. My whole face has turned red. My body is steaming with heat. My temperature is very high. It looks scary. Zhang Qingqing is a little flustered. She asks me how I feel?At the moment, I feel like I'm really going to die, so I don't dare to count on Zhang Qingqing to save me, otherwise I may really burp fart. With red eyes and a hoarse voice, I said, "I feel even worse. Hurry up and take me to the hospital, or I'll really burp fart."Zhang Qingqing reached out to help me and immediately exclaimed, "ah, your body has been burned like this. Will you burn your brain?""Your brain is burned out. Don't ink. Go quickly."Zhang Qingqing helped me to open the door of the compartment and went out, but suddenly footsteps and words came from outside. It turned out that two guests had entered the bathroom. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other and were dumbfounded. This is the men's bathroom. If Zhang Qingqing and I came out of the compartment at this time, the two guys outside would be stunned and daydream, I'm sure there will be all kinds of gossip in Zhang Qingqing's circle of friends tomorrow."Don't go out yet. We're going out when the two guys outside leave."Zhang Qingqing whispered in my ear. Her breath sprayed on my ear, which made me more uncomfortable.Two men outside, one of them left soon, but one of them was talking on the phone, and it seemed that he was talking about business. This guy talked with his mobile phone for more than ten minutes, and he didn't mean to hang up and leave at all. Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other, and I thought, am I really going to be suffocated in this small bathroom?Just when I felt that my consciousness was a little vague, Zhang Qingqing finally spoke and said in a trembling whisper in my ear, "close your eyes and don't make a sound..."Half an hour later, I helped the wall out and returned to the reception hall. I didn't see Zhao Yanran and Tu Wenxuan, but Zhang Qingqing and several other sisters were still drinking red wine and chatting at a table in the corner.They were a little stunned when they saw me: "Chen Yu, where have you been? Why is there something wrong with your face? It seems that you have just recovered from a serious illness?"I sat down on the sofa, scratched my hair and said, "I had diarrhea just now, a little collapsed."Zhang Qingqing's sisters laughed and scolded me for being rude, and asked me if I had seen Zhang Qingqing? I said yes. She went to the bathroom to wash her hands."Why does it take half a day to wash your hands?"I was proud in my heart, but said, "nothing. She has a habit of cleanliness. Her hands are dirty and need to be washed for a long time."At this time, Zhang Qingqing came with a black face. She estimated that she had washed her hands more than ten times, but she still looked disgusted with her dirty hands. When she came, she stared at me and said coldly, "go home.""Wife, I'll help you with your bag -"I know that Zhang Qingqing is gnashing her teeth at the moment. She quickly goes up and pays attention to carrying her bag. Zhang Qingqing snorts, puts her bag in my hand, says goodbye to her sisters, and turns away angrily.I smiled at those confused beauties, and then hurried to keep up with Zhang Qingqing. I vaguely said that I heard them say that Zhang Qingqing had a way to train her husband, soaked a young boy and ate the little boy to death.
