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In other words, she was still somewhat drunkand not only on alcohol, but on c*ck too
As she was about to select a photo, Ben stopped her. "No, not that onethe other one Right, that pictures the best. It really brings out your feelings while letting him know you still care." Ben was pointing to a photo where Penelopes eyes bulged because she throated herself on his shlong…
As they both laid in bed, Penelope soon emailed the photos to the boyfriend, and just like that, he was a proud new green-hatted leprechaun
While Penelope went to check her phone, Ben continued scrolling through her photo roll. Thats when he saw something interestingphotos of her in the same dorm room, nudebut not taken by him From the teasing look on her face, he could tell it wasnt a girlfriend who was taking them
Ben glanced at her. It seems Its not just me shes cheated on her boyfriend with He had a strange feeling for a moment, but soon shrugged it off. In reality, he didnt know this girl, and they only had a one night stand. In fact, she was already dating someone else and this was an affairso this type of issue had nothing to do with him.
When Penelope finished checking her phone, she turned towards Ben, having remembered something shed been wanting to ask him. "Leeroy…why you no speak Greek to me like when first met?"
The alcohol must be starting to wear off Ben considered his answer for a few moments before responding. "Those few lines in Greek were the only ones I know how to say"
She raised an eyebrow. "Those very specific lines about textbook on macroeconomics?"
With a sincere expression, Ben just kept nodding like a bobblehead
Penelope shook her head, finding his excuse strange but no longer caring. "Ok. I need go sleep"
He wasnt sure what the protocol was here so Ben could only go by what hed seen on TV. "Sounds good, soshould we cuddle or"
Penelope narrowed her eyes at him. "NoI sleepyou go"
[Targets current attraction level: interested(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
WelpI guess thats my cue to leave As Ben got up off the bed and began putting his clothes on, he noticed something shiny out of the corner of his eye. It was on the bed between Penelopes legs
What is that? He squinted and stepped towards her to take a closer look. Soon, he saw a rectangular item the size of a salt shaker, colored light blue, and glossy When Ben was close enough to recognize what it was, he gasped. "Oh my Diablodid that fall out of her coochie? Thats a tiny treasure chest!"
Ben thought about it and then understood it mustve been a part of the system, a reward that came out after they had s.e.x. Unless thats some kind of Greek s.e.x toy…
"What f*ck you doing?!?" Yet, Penelope didnt seem too excited that he reached for her nether region all of a sudden
Ben wasnt sure what to say, so he first eliminated some options. I probably shouldnt tell her that her snatch was a wild boss that got slayed and dropped loot
[Targets current attraction level: curious(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
[Targets current comfort level: acquaintance(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
Penelope didnt give him time to explain. "We doneget out malaka!"
Exhausted from the crazy day, he wasnt in the mood to try to reason with a drunk girl. Instead, Ben finished getting dressed and left
He closed the door and walked to the elevator. So shes making me do the walk of shame… he stared at the ground…
Psyche, just had s.e.x! Ben jumped in the air and clicked his heels together!
Shame? Impossible! The universe cast a shame-invincibility buff on every freshly-s.e.xed man!
As he arrived at the elevator, Ben recalled something. Damn. I shouldve taken the camera… If I followed the playbook, I couldve used those pictures to blackmail her for more s.e.x in the future
Then, when I met her close female friend or relative who cared very much about her, I couldve used Penelopes photos again to blackmail that girl
After that, I couldve taken pictures of the new girl, blackmailed her with themand used them to blackmail a third girl
Like that, the cycle wouldve continued until I s.e.xtorted every woman on Earth!
Ben shook his head and sighed. Forget it, I cant bring myself to do that kind of thing The man who thought up such a scheme was on the side of justice
He took the elevator up to his floor. On the way up, Bens mind was still recalling his amazing s.e.x session with Penelope With his brains on overdrive, inspiration struck him like Buddha under the Bodhi tree
Having attained enlightenment when he stepped out into his floor, Ben began performing his new and improved version of Khalids "Talk."
"Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~
Cant we just cuck?~
How about you start blowin~
So your face gets glossedddd~
Let me nut first~
Cant get these photos without flowin~
Ive never felt like this before~
Your boyfriends cryin in his car~
Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~
Cant we just cuck?~
P*ssy-dropped treasure chest glowin~"
Ben took a deep breath as he imagined being in front of a standing ovation in Madison Square Garden
"Shut the f*ck up!" Instead, a familiar voice screamed from inside a dorm room.
Ben recognized that voice and chuckled, continuing to walk to his own room.
Meanwhile, Tyler was in bed, having woken up due to Bens wretched song… Whats worse was now hed be unable to sleep because a damn catchy tune kept looping in his head
As Ben arrived at his door, he yawned, realizing he was starting to have difficulty even keeping his eyes open. The day was the craziest of his life, pushing his mental and physical endurance to the absolute limit, so once he reached the safety of his home, his nerves relaxed and all the exhaustion hit him at once.
When he reached for the keys in his pocket to unlock the door, Bens hand traced something smooth which reminded him that he forgot something. It was that light blue treasure chest in his pocket. However, he wasnt in the mood to look at it now. He needed to sleep.
When Ben entered his room, he crashed into the bed right away. His last thought before drifting off was What a dayglad its over. What a finale tooalmost feels likeit was the endof volume one of my legend
That night, he dreamt of cuckolding all the gods on Mount Olympusbefore being chased by Big Bird
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In other words, she was still somewhat drunkand not only on alcohol, but on c*ck too
As she was about to select a photo, Ben stopped her. "No, not that onethe other one Right, that pictures the best. It really brings out your feelings while letting him know you still care." Ben was pointing to a photo where Penelopes eyes bulged because she throated herself on his shlong…
As they both laid in bed, Penelope soon emailed the photos to the boyfriend, and just like that, he was a proud new green-hatted leprechaun
While Penelope went to check her phone, Ben continued scrolling through her photo roll. Thats when he saw something interestingphotos of her in the same dorm room, nudebut not taken by him From the teasing look on her face, he could tell it wasnt a girlfriend who was taking them
Ben glanced at her. It seems Its not just me shes cheated on her boyfriend with He had a strange feeling for a moment, but soon shrugged it off. In reality, he didnt know this girl, and they only had a one night stand. In fact, she was already dating someone else and this was an affairso this type of issue had nothing to do with him.
When Penelope finished checking her phone, she turned towards Ben, having remembered something shed been wanting to ask him. "Leeroy…why you no speak Greek to me like when first met?"
The alcohol must be starting to wear off Ben considered his answer for a few moments before responding. "Those few lines in Greek were the only ones I know how to say"
She raised an eyebrow. "Those very specific lines about textbook on macroeconomics?"
With a sincere expression, Ben just kept nodding like a bobblehead
Penelope shook her head, finding his excuse strange but no longer caring. "Ok. I need go sleep"
He wasnt sure what the protocol was here so Ben could only go by what hed seen on TV. "Sounds good, soshould we cuddle or"
Penelope narrowed her eyes at him. "NoI sleepyou go"
[Targets current attraction level: interested(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
WelpI guess thats my cue to leave As Ben got up off the bed and began putting his clothes on, he noticed something shiny out of the corner of his eye. It was on the bed between Penelopes legs
What is that? He squinted and stepped towards her to take a closer look. Soon, he saw a rectangular item the size of a salt shaker, colored light blue, and glossy When Ben was close enough to recognize what it was, he gasped. "Oh my Diablodid that fall out of her coochie? Thats a tiny treasure chest!"
Ben thought about it and then understood it mustve been a part of the system, a reward that came out after they had s.e.x. Unless thats some kind of Greek s.e.x toy…
"What f*ck you doing?!?" Yet, Penelope didnt seem too excited that he reached for her nether region all of a sudden
Ben wasnt sure what to say, so he first eliminated some options. I probably shouldnt tell her that her snatch was a wild boss that got slayed and dropped loot
[Targets current attraction level: curious(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
[Targets current comfort level: acquaintance(-1)(+2 drunk bonus)]
Penelope didnt give him time to explain. "We doneget out malaka!"
Exhausted from the crazy day, he wasnt in the mood to try to reason with a drunk girl. Instead, Ben finished getting dressed and left
He closed the door and walked to the elevator. So shes making me do the walk of shame… he stared at the ground…
Psyche, just had s.e.x! Ben jumped in the air and clicked his heels together!
Shame? Impossible! The universe cast a shame-invincibility buff on every freshly-s.e.xed man!
As he arrived at the elevator, Ben recalled something. Damn. I shouldve taken the camera… If I followed the playbook, I couldve used those pictures to blackmail her for more s.e.x in the future
Then, when I met her close female friend or relative who cared very much about her, I couldve used Penelopes photos again to blackmail that girl
After that, I couldve taken pictures of the new girl, blackmailed her with themand used them to blackmail a third girl
Like that, the cycle wouldve continued until I s.e.xtorted every woman on Earth!
Ben shook his head and sighed. Forget it, I cant bring myself to do that kind of thing The man who thought up such a scheme was on the side of justice
He took the elevator up to his floor. On the way up, Bens mind was still recalling his amazing s.e.x session with Penelope With his brains on overdrive, inspiration struck him like Buddha under the Bodhi tree
Having attained enlightenment when he stepped out into his floor, Ben began performing his new and improved version of Khalids "Talk."
"Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~
Cant we just cuck?~
How about you start blowin~
So your face gets glossedddd~
Let me nut first~
Cant get these photos without flowin~
Ive never felt like this before~
Your boyfriends cryin in his car~
Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~
Cant we just cuck?~
P*ssy-dropped treasure chest glowin~"
Ben took a deep breath as he imagined being in front of a standing ovation in Madison Square Garden
"Shut the f*ck up!" Instead, a familiar voice screamed from inside a dorm room.
Ben recognized that voice and chuckled, continuing to walk to his own room.
Meanwhile, Tyler was in bed, having woken up due to Bens wretched song… Whats worse was now hed be unable to sleep because a damn catchy tune kept looping in his head
As Ben arrived at his door, he yawned, realizing he was starting to have difficulty even keeping his eyes open. The day was the craziest of his life, pushing his mental and physical endurance to the absolute limit, so once he reached the safety of his home, his nerves relaxed and all the exhaustion hit him at once.
When he reached for the keys in his pocket to unlock the door, Bens hand traced something smooth which reminded him that he forgot something. It was that light blue treasure chest in his pocket. However, he wasnt in the mood to look at it now. He needed to sleep.
When Ben entered his room, he crashed into the bed right away. His last thought before drifting off was What a dayglad its over. What a finale tooalmost feels likeit was the endof volume one of my legend
That night, he dreamt of cuckolding all the gods on Mount Olympusbefore being chased by Big Bird
In other words, she was still somewhat drunkand not only on alcohol, but on c*ck too As she was about to select a photo, Ben stopped her. "No, not that onethe other one Right, that pictures the best. It really brings out your feelings while letting him know you still care." Ben was pointing to a photo where Penelopes eyes bulged because she throated herself on his shlongAs they both laid in bed, Penelope soon emailed the photos to the boyfriend, and just like that, he was a proud new green-hatted leprechaun While Penelope went to check her phone, Ben continued scrolling through her photo roll. Thats when he saw something interestingphotos of her in the same dorm room, nudebut not taken by him From the teasing look on her face, he could tell it wasnt a girlfriend who was taking them Ben glanced at her. It seems Its not just me shes cheated on her boyfriend with He had a strange feeling for a moment, but soon shrugged it off. In reality, he didnt know this girl, and they only had a one night stand. In fact, she was already dating someone else and this was an affairso this type of issue had nothing to do with him. When Penelope finished checking her phone, she turned towards Ben, having remembered something shed been wanting to ask him. "Leeroywhy you no speak Greek to me like when first met?" The alcohol must be starting to wear off Ben considered his answer for a few moments before responding. "Those few lines in Greek were the only ones I know how to say"She raised an eyebrow. "Those very specific lines about textbook on macroeconomics?"With a sincere expression, Ben just kept nodding like a bobblehead Penelope shook her head, finding his excuse strange but no longer caring. "Ok. I need go sleep" He wasnt sure what the protocol was here so Ben could only go by what hed seen on TV. "Sounds good, soshould we cuddle or" Penelope narrowed her eyes at him. "NoI sleepyou go" Targets current attraction level: interested-1+2 drunk bonus WelpI guess thats my cue to leave As Ben got up off the bed and began putting his clothes on, he noticed something shiny out of the corner of his eye. It was on the bed between Penelopes legs What is that? He squinted and stepped towards her to take a closer look. Soon, he saw a rectangular item the size of a salt shaker, colored light blue, and glossy When Ben was close enough to recognize what it was, he gasped. "Oh my Diablodid that fall out of her coochie? Thats a tiny treasure chest!"Ben thought about it and then understood it mustve been a part of the system, a reward that came out after they had s.e.x. Unless thats some kind of Greek s.e.x toy "What f*ck you doing?!?" Yet, Penelope didnt seem too excited that he reached for her nether region all of a sudden Ben wasnt sure what to say, so he first eliminated some options. I probably shouldnt tell her that her snatch was a wild boss that got slayed and dropped loot Targets current attraction level: curious-1+2 drunk bonus Targets current comfort level: acquaintance-1+2 drunk bonus Penelope didnt give him time to explain. "We doneget out malaka!" Exhausted from the crazy day, he wasnt in the mood to try to reason with a drunk girl. Instead, Ben finished getting dressed and left He closed the door and walked to the elevator. So shes making me do the walk of shame he stared at the ground Psyche, just had s.e.x! Ben jumped in the air and clicked his heels together! Shame? Impossible! The universe cast a shame-invincibility buff on every freshly-s.e.xed man! As he arrived at the elevator, Ben recalled something. Damn. I shouldve taken the camera If I followed the playbook, I couldve used those pictures to blackmail her for more s.e.x in the future Then, when I met her close female friend or relative who cared very much about her, I couldve used Penelopes photos again to blackmail that girl After that, I couldve taken pictures of the new girl, blackmailed her with themand used them to blackmail a third girl Like that, the cycle wouldve continued until I s.e.xtorted every woman on Earth!Ben shook his head and sighed. Forget it, I cant bring myself to do that kind of thing The man who thought up such a scheme was on the side of justice He took the elevator up to his floor. On the way up, Bens mind was still recalling his amazing s.e.x session with Penelope With his brains on overdrive, inspiration struck him like Buddha under the Bodhi tree Having attained enlightenment when he stepped out into his floor, Ben began performing his new and improved version of Khalids "Talk." "Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~ Cant we just cuck?~ How about you start blowin~ So your face gets glossedddd~ Let me nut first~ Cant get these photos without flowin~ Ive never felt like this before~ Your boyfriends cryin in his car~ Cant we just cuckkkkkk?~ Cant we just cuck?~ P*ssy-dropped treasure chest glowin~" Ben took a deep breath as he imagined being in front of a standing ovation in Madison Square Garden "Shut the f*ck up!" Instead, a familiar voice screamed from inside a dorm room. Ben recognized that voice and chuckled, continuing to walk to his own room. Meanwhile, Tyler was in bed, having woken up due to Bens wretched song Whats worse was now hed be unable to sleep because a damn catchy tune kept looping in his head As Ben arrived at his door, he yawned, realizing he was starting to have difficulty even keeping his eyes open. The day was the craziest of his life, pushing his mental and physical endurance to the absolute limit, so once he reached the safety of his home, his nerves relaxed and all the exhaustion hit him at once. When he reached for the keys in his pocket to unlock the door, Bens hand traced something smooth which reminded him that he forgot something. It was that light blue treasure chest in his pocket. However, he wasnt in the mood to look at it now. He needed to sleep. When Ben entered his room, he crashed into the bed right away. His last thought before drifting off was What a dayglad its over. What a finale tooalmost feels likeit was the endof volume one of my legend That night, he dreamt of cuckolding all the gods on Mount Olympusbefore being chased by Big Bird
