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Sitting on his bed, Ben glanced at the new mission the system gave him.
[Death Challenge: Become an Elite Alpha – Raise all your stats to an average of 8 points within 6 months]
[Reward: ???]
[Conditions: ???]
[Punishment: Obliteration]
"Why does it only tell me the horrible punishment?!?" Ben frowned. "And why is this the challenge? Isnt this a pick up artist system? Shouldnt the only requirement be to get girls?"
[To become the worlds greatest pick up artist, you must attract and surround yourself with top tier women. To do that with consistency, seduction skills alone are not enough. You must first become a man of the highest quality]
He raised an eyebrow. Shes a bit chattier than I rememberDoes this meanshes accepted me a little?
[You are currently trash tier]
So shes a young master system now… Ben shook his head. Yet, he didnt let the system affect his mental state. Im different now, her words cant hurt me Ill focus on my situation instead. First, lets see what Im lacking to complete this challenge. He opened his stat window.
[Looks: 6 – Average garden-variety gnome]
His hands clenched. Nope, not going to get to methe Travelocity gnome made millions
[Charisma: 7 – High potential. The charisma of a date-rapist]
Ben clenched his jaw. No…look at the bright side. A date-rapist is much more charismatic than a normal rapist
[Social Status: 3(2+1) – When you enter a room, people notice. They try to attract your attention, and give you their food orders]
Bens breathing became heavier. "That hasnt happened since last week!"
[Seduction skills: (+1)5 – You have improved your flowof blood to your necrotic p.e.n.i.s]
Ben stood up. "Its not necrotic! I give it plenty of air!"
She could insult him all she wanted, but leave his manhood out of it!
Ben tried to lower his blood pressure with happy thoughts. Ok, this went up by one after I slept with Penelope. Thats a good thing.
[Knowledge: 5 – A scholar of the mediocreseeking education from the most useless sources]
He snorted. Useless? Then you dont understand how much wisdom there is on 4chan Keep f*cking around and find out
Ben was anticipating the day the system got doxxed
[Manliness: (+1)6(5+1) – There are menand then there are boysand then theres you]
"F*CK!" His calm and collected exterior crumbled under the unrelenting pressure
[Communication: 5 – Helen Keller]
"Bullsh*t! I can speak! I wont believe Im not better than her! And it isnt a fair comparison at all! I never had a private tutor like Anne Sullivan!
Ben elevated his relative status by pointing out Helen Kellers white privilege
He threw his hands up in the air! "Get new material! I dont even work as a waiter! Not since that place fired me!"
Continuing to curse for another minute, Ben only settled down once he realized the gravity of his situation. "I dont even have one stat at 8…" The system was asking for too much! He needed to raise all his stats to an average of 8, but most of them were too far off. Hed made gains the past month, but those were the easy ones. It was more difficult to rise from 7 to 8 as it was from 0 to 7. Yet, hed have to raise them to an 8?!? The progress demanded was too much!
Sighing, Ben could only accept it. Itll be very difficult, but I can only do my best. Besides, if I succeed, Ill truly become someone special If he had an 8 in all those statsHe couldnt imagine what he would be like
Instead of complaining, I should see what else has changed. I mustve received many achievements that last day.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eternalizing Memories and Mistakes(uncommon) – Take nude photos of a womanwith her permission]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben shrugged. "Wasnt my mistake. Sucks for her…"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Skeetlance Photographer(fine) – Take nude photos of a woman while attaining a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just a Kiss(uncommon) – Attain a repeatable achievement for oral s.e.x by convincing a woman to start by just kissing it]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
"Every legend starts somewhere"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eager Newc.u.mmer(rare) – Lose your v.i.r.g.i.nitywithout using your butthole]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"That was never an option! Never!"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben felt he took a step towards understanding the secrets of the universea step towards the immortal realm I shall seed the heavens
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just the Tip(uncommon) – Attain a repeatable achievement for s.e.x by convincing a woman it would be just the tip]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Whos to say what a tip is anyway? Ben rationalized it. Maybe the whole thing is the tip Maybe all the tips in the world are just part of some turtles dream in outer space
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cuckmaster Chief of Netori(repeatable, fine) – Attain a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act with a woman in an ongoing relationship]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Now, Im a real two-time champion He smiled with pride. As they say, youre not really the champ until you defend the belt
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Green Hat Delivery Service(uncommon) – Inform a womans relationship partner that youve cuckolded him]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben smirked as he considered the profit potential of the Green Hat business model
It wasnt a bad idea. Half the challenge was proper marketing and he already had a jingle in mind.
"The most reliable delivery service around~
Guaranteed to deliver the package safe and sound~
The next ones free if our words arent true~
So ask yourself, what can green do for you?~"
Seeing no more achievements, Ben glanced at his points total. With everything combined, he gained 3800 points, but he wasnt in a rush to use them. There were still other things to handle.
Ben retrieved an item hed been saving since he left Penelopes dorm room. Holding it in his hand, he wondered what was inside. It was the blue treasure chest that dropped from a v.a.g.i.n.a
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Sitting on his bed, Ben glanced at the new mission the system gave him.
[Death Challenge: Become an Elite Alpha – Raise all your stats to an average of 8 points within 6 months]
[Reward: ???]
[Conditions: ???]
[Punishment: Obliteration]
"Why does it only tell me the horrible punishment?!?" Ben frowned. "And why is this the challenge? Isnt this a pick up artist system? Shouldnt the only requirement be to get girls?"
[To become the worlds greatest pick up artist, you must attract and surround yourself with top tier women. To do that with consistency, seduction skills alone are not enough. You must first become a man of the highest quality]
He raised an eyebrow. Shes a bit chattier than I rememberDoes this meanshes accepted me a little?
[You are currently trash tier]
So shes a young master system now… Ben shook his head. Yet, he didnt let the system affect his mental state. Im different now, her words cant hurt me Ill focus on my situation instead. First, lets see what Im lacking to complete this challenge. He opened his stat window.
[Looks: 6 – Average garden-variety gnome]
His hands clenched. Nope, not going to get to methe Travelocity gnome made millions
[Charisma: 7 – High potential. The charisma of a date-rapist]
Ben clenched his jaw. No…look at the bright side. A date-rapist is much more charismatic than a normal rapist
[Social Status: 3(2+1) – When you enter a room, people notice. They try to attract your attention, and give you their food orders]
Bens breathing became heavier. "That hasnt happened since last week!"
[Seduction skills: (+1)5 – You have improved your flowof blood to your necrotic p.e.n.i.s]
Ben stood up. "Its not necrotic! I give it plenty of air!"
She could insult him all she wanted, but leave his manhood out of it!
Ben tried to lower his blood pressure with happy thoughts. Ok, this went up by one after I slept with Penelope. Thats a good thing.
[Knowledge: 5 – A scholar of the mediocreseeking education from the most useless sources]
He snorted. Useless? Then you dont understand how much wisdom there is on 4chan Keep f*cking around and find out
Ben was anticipating the day the system got doxxed
[Manliness: (+1)6(5+1) – There are menand then there are boysand then theres you]
"F*CK!" His calm and collected exterior crumbled under the unrelenting pressure
[Communication: 5 – Helen Keller]
"Bullsh*t! I can speak! I wont believe Im not better than her! And it isnt a fair comparison at all! I never had a private tutor like Anne Sullivan!
Ben elevated his relative status by pointing out Helen Kellers white privilege
He threw his hands up in the air! "Get new material! I dont even work as a waiter! Not since that place fired me!"
Continuing to curse for another minute, Ben only settled down once he realized the gravity of his situation. "I dont even have one stat at 8…" The system was asking for too much! He needed to raise all his stats to an average of 8, but most of them were too far off. Hed made gains the past month, but those were the easy ones. It was more difficult to rise from 7 to 8 as it was from 0 to 7. Yet, hed have to raise them to an 8?!? The progress demanded was too much!
Sighing, Ben could only accept it. Itll be very difficult, but I can only do my best. Besides, if I succeed, Ill truly become someone special If he had an 8 in all those statsHe couldnt imagine what he would be like
Instead of complaining, I should see what else has changed. I mustve received many achievements that last day.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eternalizing Memories and Mistakes(uncommon) – Take nude photos of a womanwith her permission]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben shrugged. "Wasnt my mistake. Sucks for her…"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Skeetlance Photographer(fine) – Take nude photos of a woman while attaining a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just a Kiss(uncommon) – Attain a repeatable achievement for oral s.e.x by convincing a woman to start by just kissing it]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
"Every legend starts somewhere"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eager Newc.u.mmer(rare) – Lose your v.i.r.g.i.nitywithout using your butthole]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"That was never an option! Never!"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben felt he took a step towards understanding the secrets of the universea step towards the immortal realm I shall seed the heavens
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just the Tip(uncommon) – Attain a repeatable achievement for s.e.x by convincing a woman it would be just the tip]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Whos to say what a tip is anyway? Ben rationalized it. Maybe the whole thing is the tip Maybe all the tips in the world are just part of some turtles dream in outer space
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cuckmaster Chief of Netori(repeatable, fine) – Attain a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act with a woman in an ongoing relationship]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Now, Im a real two-time champion He smiled with pride. As they say, youre not really the champ until you defend the belt
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Green Hat Delivery Service(uncommon) – Inform a womans relationship partner that youve cuckolded him]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben smirked as he considered the profit potential of the Green Hat business model
It wasnt a bad idea. Half the challenge was proper marketing and he already had a jingle in mind.
"The most reliable delivery service around~
Guaranteed to deliver the package safe and sound~
The next ones free if our words arent true~
So ask yourself, what can green do for you?~"
Seeing no more achievements, Ben glanced at his points total. With everything combined, he gained 3800 points, but he wasnt in a rush to use them. There were still other things to handle.
Ben retrieved an item hed been saving since he left Penelopes dorm room. Holding it in his hand, he wondered what was inside. It was the blue treasure chest that dropped from a v.a.g.i.n.a
Sitting on his bed, Ben glanced at the new mission the system gave him. Death Challenge: Become an Elite Alpha Raise all your stats to an average of 8 points within 6 months Reward: ??? Conditions: ??? Punishment: Obliteration "Why does it only tell me the horrible punishment?!?" Ben frowned. "And why is this the challenge? Isnt this a pick up artist system? Shouldnt the only requirement be to get girls?" To become the worlds greatest pick up artist, you must attract and surround yourself with top tier women. To do that with consistency, seduction skills alone are not enough. You must first become a man of the highest quality He raised an eyebrow. Shes a bit chattier than I rememberDoes this meanshes accepted me a little? You are currently trash tierSo shes a young master system now Ben shook his head. Yet, he didnt let the system affect his mental state. Im different now, her words cant hurt me Ill focus on my situation instead. First, lets see what Im lacking to complete this challenge. He opened his stat window. Looks: 6 Average garden-variety gnomeHis hands clenched. Nope, not going to get to methe Travelocity gnome made millions Charisma: 7 High potential. The charisma of a date-rapistBen clenched his jaw. Nolook at the bright side. A date-rapist is much more charismatic than a normal rapist Social Status: 32+1 When you enter a room, people notice. They try to attract your attention, and give you their food ordersBens breathing became heavier. "That hasnt happened since last week!" Seduction skills: +15 You have improved your flowof blood to your necrotic p.e.n.i.s Ben stood up. "Its not necrotic! I give it plenty of air!" She could insult him all she wanted, but leave his manhood out of it! Ben tried to lower his blood pressure with happy thoughts. Ok, this went up by one after I slept with Penelope. Thats a good thing. Knowledge: 5 A scholar of the mediocreseeking education from the most useless sources He snorted. Useless? Then you dont understand how much wisdom there is on 4chan Keep f*cking around and find outBen was anticipating the day the system got doxxed Manliness: +165+1 There are menand then there are boysand then theres you "F*CK!" His calm and collected exterior crumbled under the unrelenting pressure Communication: 5 Helen Keller"Bullsh*t! I can speak! I wont believe Im not better than her! And it isnt a fair comparison at all! I never had a private tutor like Anne Sullivan! Ben elevated his relative status by pointing out Helen Kellers white privilege He threw his hands up in the air! "Get new material! I dont even work as a waiter! Not since that place fired me!"Continuing to curse for another minute, Ben only settled down once he realized the gravity of his situation. "I dont even have one stat at 8" The system was asking for too much! He needed to raise all his stats to an average of 8, but most of them were too far off. Hed made gains the past month, but those were the easy ones. It was more difficult to rise from 7 to 8 as it was from 0 to 7. Yet, hed have to raise them to an 8?!? The progress demanded was too much! Sighing, Ben could only accept it. Itll be very difficult, but I can only do my best. Besides, if I succeed, Ill truly become someone special If he had an 8 in all those statsHe couldnt imagine what he would be like Instead of complaining, I should see what else has changed. I mustve received many achievements that last day. Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eternalizing Memories and Mistakesuncommon Take nude photos of a womanwith her permission Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Ben shrugged. "Wasnt my mistake. Sucks for her" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Skeetlance Photographerfine Take nude photos of a woman while attaining a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500 Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just a Kissuncommon Attain a repeatable achievement for oral s.e.x by convincing a woman to start by just kissing it Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 "Every legend starts somewhere" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Eager Newc.u.mmerrare Lose your v.i.r.g.i.nitywithout using your butthole Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 "That was never an option! Never!" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plowrepeatable, rare Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 Ben felt he took a step towards understanding the secrets of the universea step towards the immortal realm I shall seed the heavens Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Just the Tipuncommon Attain a repeatable achievement for s.e.x by convincing a woman it would be just the tip Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Whos to say what a tip is anyway? Ben rationalized it. Maybe the whole thing is the tip Maybe all the tips in the world are just part of some turtles dream in outer space Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cuckmaster Chief of Netorirepeatable, fine Attain a repeatable achievement for a s.e.x act with a woman in an ongoing relationship Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500 Now, Im a real two-time champion He smiled with pride. As they say, youre not really the champ until you defend the belt Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Green Hat Delivery Serviceuncommon Inform a womans relationship partner that youve cuckolded him Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Ben smirked as he considered the profit potential of the Green Hat business model It wasnt a bad idea. Half the challenge was proper marketing and he already had a jingle in mind. "The most reliable delivery service around~ Guaranteed to deliver the package safe and sound~ The next ones free if our words arent true~ So ask yourself, what can green do for you?~" Seeing no more achievements, Ben glanced at his points total. With everything combined, he gained 3800 points, but he wasnt in a rush to use them. There were still other things to handle. Ben retrieved an item hed been saving since he left Penelopes dorm room. Holding it in his hand, he wondered what was inside. It was the blue treasure chest that dropped from a v.a.g.i.n.a
