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Thats how much he wanted it…because the occupancy of his dorm room was growing, but the only output of this farm was a fruit called phallus.
…
Ben tried to stay positive. Well, its not too bad… After all, there were only four guys in his room.
30 minutes later
THERE WERE TEN F*CKING GUYS IN HIS ROOM!
If before, his room was only a banana boat…
Or a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit
Then now, hed been directly isekaid into weiner world by f*ck-kun!
Now, it was important to remember that Ben wasnt a mathematician…
On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash
Yet! Even he knew it was trouble when the p to v ratio approached infinity!
At one point, a guy even showed up with a pie from Dominos, making Ben narrow his eyes. So it was them
The worst part of it all…these werent normal guys, but pick up artists!
"Broheem, that earring is the tits!"
"Sick goldfish-shoes dog! Are they alive?"
"I love your body language man! We should double-team a chick tonight!"
Bens expression was…horrific…
To be fair to the God of this worldBen knew this was coming. He believed this was an inevitable step for him as the protagonist, to arrive in a place with s.e.xperts as common as clouds
But why did these clouds rain jizz?
…
Why did they ruin c.u.mbrellas?
Lacking the wisdom to gain such enlightenment…Ben approached Beluga, tapping on his shoulder. "So, umwhere are the girls?"
The PUAs responded for him.
"Bros before hoes"
"Pals before gals"
"Poles before holes"
"Chicks before d*cks"
"B.r.e.a.s.ties before testes…"
There was a debate brewing… Then, one coughed. "The girls will come later."
As for Ben, well, he didnt share their optimism
He looked at Beluga. "I dont think this is the kind of party thats going to raise my social status."
Antonio cut in. "Cuz, relax. Well use your room as a home base. Its good to have it kickin at all times, so a few dudes will chill here, while others go around scooping up chicks and bringing them back. This is a dorm room, right? There should be chicks everywhere. Look at it like fishing."
Ben wasnt sure about that. Rather than a fisherman, he felt more like Tom Hanks in Survivor On second thought, he was the f*cking volleyball!
He sighed. Whatever. Lets see what happens. Maybe therell be some kind of group aura from having so many pick up artists together thatll attract women.
An hour later
There was a group aura for sure, but it was a debuff aura of death!
…
All the pick up artists ran around like headless chickens, spam-opening every girl in Bens dorm!
Sitting on his bed, Bens face was buried in his hands, because this wasnt a normal party at all… It was closer to a light novel, where demon gates opened all over the city! An ac.o.c.kalypse!
Even the system recognized the tragedy!
[Unique conditions detected]
[Special event initiated]
[Special Event: The New York Chorizo Charge of 2019 – Double rewards in the current location for the next 2 hours]
A normal person might have sunk into depression at that moment, but Ben was different…he believed he was a protagonist!
He jumped off his bed and ran out like another demented PUA!
He was a shameless protagonist!
It was reasonable though! After all, the rewards doubled! What was the concept of doubling? It was the difference between one woman and two!
Hello?!? That was enough!
As for self-respect, Ben didnt need it! What was that anyway? Could you eat it? Could you f*ck it? No! He tried already!
Only points were truth! Points were love! Points were life!
However…it wouldnt be so easy. Any girls roaming the halls or public areas already ate at least one opener from a PUA and kept their guards up. Some were even 50% full on their vomit bars
They were like vampires with a night bonus…but Ben kept a stake close to his hearts…
The computer room, the lobby, even the laundry room! He checked everywhere! Yet, even when he found a girl, his opener didnt stick.
Things werent going well. Ben was desperate and he wasnt the only one. Soon, he ran into Antonio, who was making a questionable approach on a big girl with thick dirty dreadlocks
Even then, Antonio still failed!
When she left, Ben walked over to him and gazed at him as if looking at a legend. "Did you just try to romance Cthulhu?"
He did, and he failed, but the other PUAs werent scoring either.
"All these chicks are player hatresses man, player hatresses!"
"Dont quit! You only need one girl! Never leave a mammary behind!
"Whatever bro, they may have left us with smurf sacksbut these girls arent in perfect condition either. Theyre gonna get blue-walls!"
The PUAS were thinking in terms of damaging their own nutsacks 800 and the enemys walls 1000…
With time running out on his system event, Ben knew he needed to come up with something if he wanted to take advantage of the doubled points. Thats when he remembered his secret weapon! His Divine Line Generator! The skill shouldve refreshed by now!
Not many good prospects remained in the dorm though. So, when he ran into a slightly chubby, but cute girl who was around a 6, he thought it was a decent opportunity. Although she was below his usual standards, with the event active, it was all about keeping the balls holing.
…
Planning to approach her, Ben used his skill.
[Divine Line Generator Activated]
[Uses remaining: 0]
[Time till refresh: 23:59:57]
Now, he only needed to choose the right line to open her with.
[A: Hey, Im having a get-together. Do you want to stop by?]
Ben nodded. This one seems reasonable
[B: I have alcohol]
…Who just walks up to a stranger and says that? One of the PUAs did bring alcohol and leave it in his dorm room but Ben shook his head.
[C: You dont sweat much for a fat chick]
He was patient. Before judging the line, he took a closer look at her…
Its true…
Despite that, he didnt think it would help him any. I doubt shes looking for a physical…I better keep it simple.
Option A seemed the most reasonable to Ben so he approached the girl and tried it. "Hey, Im having a get together here. You want to come by?"
When she heard him, the girl raised her chin, looked down her nose at him, and snorted. "Like I have time for that" Then, as she turned away and began to strut into the distance, she raised her arm, as if an empress saluting her people. "Im off!"
"What the hell?" Ben found her reaction…weird, but he didnt have time to dwell on it. He looked at the system screen in the air as it clarified that he chose wrong; Option A disappeared. As for the right answer
[B: I have alcohol]
Ben facepalmed. He forgot that college students were synonymous with alcoholics
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Thats how much he wanted it…because the occupancy of his dorm room was growing, but the only output of this farm was a fruit called phallus.
…
Ben tried to stay positive. Well, its not too bad… After all, there were only four guys in his room.
30 minutes later
THERE WERE TEN F*CKING GUYS IN HIS ROOM!
If before, his room was only a banana boat…
Or a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit
Then now, hed been directly isekaid into weiner world by f*ck-kun!
Now, it was important to remember that Ben wasnt a mathematician…
On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash
Yet! Even he knew it was trouble when the p to v ratio approached infinity!
At one point, a guy even showed up with a pie from Dominos, making Ben narrow his eyes. So it was them
The worst part of it all…these werent normal guys, but pick up artists!
"Broheem, that earring is the tits!"
"Sick goldfish-shoes dog! Are they alive?"
"I love your body language man! We should double-team a chick tonight!"
Bens expression was…horrific…
To be fair to the God of this worldBen knew this was coming. He believed this was an inevitable step for him as the protagonist, to arrive in a place with s.e.xperts as common as clouds
But why did these clouds rain jizz?
…
Why did they ruin c.u.mbrellas?
Lacking the wisdom to gain such enlightenment…Ben approached Beluga, tapping on his shoulder. "So, umwhere are the girls?"
The PUAs responded for him.
"Bros before hoes"
"Pals before gals"
"Poles before holes"
"Chicks before d*cks"
"B.r.e.a.s.ties before testes…"
There was a debate brewing… Then, one coughed. "The girls will come later."
As for Ben, well, he didnt share their optimism
He looked at Beluga. "I dont think this is the kind of party thats going to raise my social status."
Antonio cut in. "Cuz, relax. Well use your room as a home base. Its good to have it kickin at all times, so a few dudes will chill here, while others go around scooping up chicks and bringing them back. This is a dorm room, right? There should be chicks everywhere. Look at it like fishing."
Ben wasnt sure about that. Rather than a fisherman, he felt more like Tom Hanks in Survivor On second thought, he was the f*cking volleyball!
He sighed. Whatever. Lets see what happens. Maybe therell be some kind of group aura from having so many pick up artists together thatll attract women.
An hour later
There was a group aura for sure, but it was a debuff aura of death!
…
All the pick up artists ran around like headless chickens, spam-opening every girl in Bens dorm!
Sitting on his bed, Bens face was buried in his hands, because this wasnt a normal party at all… It was closer to a light novel, where demon gates opened all over the city! An ac.o.c.kalypse!
Even the system recognized the tragedy!
[Unique conditions detected]
[Special event initiated]
[Special Event: The New York Chorizo Charge of 2019 – Double rewards in the current location for the next 2 hours]
A normal person might have sunk into depression at that moment, but Ben was different…he believed he was a protagonist!
He jumped off his bed and ran out like another demented PUA!
He was a shameless protagonist!
It was reasonable though! After all, the rewards doubled! What was the concept of doubling? It was the difference between one woman and two!
Hello?!? That was enough!
As for self-respect, Ben didnt need it! What was that anyway? Could you eat it? Could you f*ck it? No! He tried already!
Only points were truth! Points were love! Points were life!
However…it wouldnt be so easy. Any girls roaming the halls or public areas already ate at least one opener from a PUA and kept their guards up. Some were even 50% full on their vomit bars
They were like vampires with a night bonus…but Ben kept a stake close to his hearts…
The computer room, the lobby, even the laundry room! He checked everywhere! Yet, even when he found a girl, his opener didnt stick.
Things werent going well. Ben was desperate and he wasnt the only one. Soon, he ran into Antonio, who was making a questionable approach on a big girl with thick dirty dreadlocks
Even then, Antonio still failed!
When she left, Ben walked over to him and gazed at him as if looking at a legend. "Did you just try to romance Cthulhu?"
He did, and he failed, but the other PUAs werent scoring either.
"All these chicks are player hatresses man, player hatresses!"
"Dont quit! You only need one girl! Never leave a mammary behind!
"Whatever bro, they may have left us with smurf sacksbut these girls arent in perfect condition either. Theyre gonna get blue-walls!"
The PUAS were thinking in terms of damaging their own nutsacks 800 and the enemys walls 1000…
With time running out on his system event, Ben knew he needed to come up with something if he wanted to take advantage of the doubled points. Thats when he remembered his secret weapon! His Divine Line Generator! The skill shouldve refreshed by now!
Not many good prospects remained in the dorm though. So, when he ran into a slightly chubby, but cute girl who was around a 6, he thought it was a decent opportunity. Although she was below his usual standards, with the event active, it was all about keeping the balls holing.
…
Planning to approach her, Ben used his skill.
[Divine Line Generator Activated]
[Uses remaining: 0]
[Time till refresh: 23:59:57]
Now, he only needed to choose the right line to open her with.
[A: Hey, Im having a get-together. Do you want to stop by?]
Ben nodded. This one seems reasonable
[B: I have alcohol]
…Who just walks up to a stranger and says that? One of the PUAs did bring alcohol and leave it in his dorm room but Ben shook his head.
[C: You dont sweat much for a fat chick]
He was patient. Before judging the line, he took a closer look at her…
Its true…
Despite that, he didnt think it would help him any. I doubt shes looking for a physical…I better keep it simple.
Option A seemed the most reasonable to Ben so he approached the girl and tried it. "Hey, Im having a get together here. You want to come by?"
When she heard him, the girl raised her chin, looked down her nose at him, and snorted. "Like I have time for that" Then, as she turned away and began to strut into the distance, she raised her arm, as if an empress saluting her people. "Im off!"
"What the hell?" Ben found her reaction…weird, but he didnt have time to dwell on it. He looked at the system screen in the air as it clarified that he chose wrong; Option A disappeared. As for the right answer
[B: I have alcohol]
Ben facepalmed. He forgot that college students were synonymous with alcoholics
Thats how much he wanted itbecause the occupancy of his dorm room was growing, but the only output of this farm was a fruit called phallus. Ben tried to stay positive. Well, its not too bad After all, there were only four guys in his room. 30 minutes later THERE WERE TEN F*CKING GUYS IN HIS ROOM!If before, his room was only a banana boat Or a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit Then now, hed been directly isekaid into weiner world by f*ck-kun!Now, it was important to remember that Ben wasnt a mathematician On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash Yet! Even he knew it was trouble when the p to v ratio approached infinity!At one point, a guy even showed up with a pie from Dominos, making Ben narrow his eyes. So it was them The worst part of it allthese werent normal guys, but pick up artists! "Broheem, that earring is the tits!" "Sick goldfish-shoes dog! Are they alive?" "I love your body language man! We should double-team a chick tonight!"Bens expression washorrific To be fair to the God of this worldBen knew this was coming. He believed this was an inevitable step for him as the protagonist, to arrive in a place with s.e.xperts as common as clouds But why did these clouds rain jizz? Why did they ruin c.u.mbrellas?Lacking the wisdom to gain such enlightenmentBen approached Beluga, tapping on his shoulder. "So, umwhere are the girls?" The PUAs responded for him. "Bros before hoes" "Pals before gals" "Poles before holes" "Chicks before d*cks" "B.r.e.a.s.ties before testes" There was a debate brewing Then, one coughed. "The girls will come later."As for Ben, well, he didnt share their optimism He looked at Beluga. "I dont think this is the kind of party thats going to raise my social status." Antonio cut in. "Cuz, relax. Well use your room as a home base. Its good to have it kickin at all times, so a few dudes will chill here, while others go around scooping up chicks and bringing them back. This is a dorm room, right? There should be chicks everywhere. Look at it like fishing." Ben wasnt sure about that. Rather than a fisherman, he felt more like Tom Hanks in Survivor On second thought, he was the f*cking volleyball!He sighed. Whatever. Lets see what happens. Maybe therell be some kind of group aura from having so many pick up artists together thatll attract women. An hour later There was a group aura for sure, but it was a debuff aura of death! All the pick up artists ran around like headless chickens, spam-opening every girl in Bens dorm! Sitting on his bed, Bens face was buried in his hands, because this wasnt a normal party at all It was closer to a light novel, where demon gates opened all over the city! An ac.o.c.kalypse!Even the system recognized the tragedy! Unique conditions detected Special event initiated Special Event: The New York Chorizo Charge of 2019 Double rewards in the current location for the next 2 hoursA normal person might have sunk into depression at that moment, but Ben was differenthe believed he was a protagonist! He jumped off his bed and ran out like another demented PUA! He was a shameless protagonist! It was reasonable though! After all, the rewards doubled! What was the concept of doubling? It was the difference between one woman and two! Hello?!? That was enough! As for self-respect, Ben didnt need it! What was that anyway? Could you eat it? Could you f*ck it? No! He tried already! Only points were truth! Points were love! Points were life! Howeverit wouldnt be so easy. Any girls roaming the halls or public areas already ate at least one opener from a PUA and kept their guards up. Some were even 50% full on their vomit bars They were like vampires with a night bonusbut Ben kept a stake close to his hearts The computer room, the lobby, even the laundry room! He checked everywhere! Yet, even when he found a girl, his opener didnt stick. Things werent going well. Ben was desperate and he wasnt the only one. Soon, he ran into Antonio, who was making a questionable approach on a big girl with thick dirty dreadlocks Even then, Antonio still failed! When she left, Ben walked over to him and gazed at him as if looking at a legend. "Did you just try to romance Cthulhu?"He did, and he failed, but the other PUAs werent scoring either. "All these chicks are player hatresses man, player hatresses!" "Dont quit! You only need one girl! Never leave a mammary behind! "Whatever bro, they may have left us with smurf sacksbut these girls arent in perfect condition either. Theyre gonna get blue-walls!"The PUAS were thinking in terms of damaging their own nutsacks 800 and the enemys walls 1000With time running out on his system event, Ben knew he needed to come up with something if he wanted to take advantage of the doubled points. Thats when he remembered his secret weapon! His Divine Line Generator! The skill shouldve refreshed by now! Not many good prospects remained in the dorm though. So, when he ran into a slightly chubby, but cute girl who was around a 6, he thought it was a decent opportunity. Although she was below his usual standards, with the event active, it was all about keeping the balls holing. Planning to approach her, Ben used his skill. Divine Line Generator Activated Uses remaining: 0 Time till refresh: 23:59:57 Now, he only needed to choose the right line to open her with. A: Hey, Im having a get-together. Do you want to stop by? Ben nodded. This one seems reasonable B: I have alcohol Who just walks up to a stranger and says that? One of the PUAs did bring alcohol and leave it in his dorm room but Ben shook his head. C: You dont sweat much for a fat chickHe was patient. Before judging the line, he took a closer look at her Its true Despite that, he didnt think it would help him any. I doubt shes looking for a physicalI better keep it simple. Option A seemed the most reasonable to Ben so he approached the girl and tried it. "Hey, Im having a get together here. You want to come by?" When she heard him, the girl raised her chin, looked down her nose at him, and snorted. "Like I have time for that" Then, as she turned away and began to strut into the distance, she raised her arm, as if an empress saluting her people. "Im off!""What the hell?" Ben found her reactionweird, but he didnt have time to dwell on it. He looked at the system screen in the air as it clarified that he chose wrong; Option A disappeared. As for the right answer B: I have alcoholBen facepalmed. He forgot that college students were synonymous with alcoholics
