Chapter 398
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Chapter 398
To recap: Discipline is shit, so I want two sergeants per hundred-man unit, commanders choice. Inform Mister Rustram of your picks and get to work familiarizing your people with the new policies and formations. There will be drills and public shaming of those who fail to meet my exacting standards. There may also be rewards for those who exceed it, assuming any of you are even capable of such a feat. Got it? Good. Get it done.
While my officers disperse to communicate my displeasure to their subordinates, my mood sours at Joranis conspicuous absence and Daxians stifling presence. Another reason not to like the poncy soldier-turned-bandit, because hes like a taller, more handsome, and more successful version of Jorani. I feel for the little guy. Their situation is almost like the one I have with Gerel, if Gerel was more popular and less bald, but I digress. Poor Jorani went through hell and back down at the Winery, with front row seats to an Expert beat-down courtesy of an ugly Mole Ancestral Beast. Now that the Treaty has been broken, its entirely possible well get caught between duelling Divinities and be pulped beyond recognition. Its not pessimism, but pragmatism. What was I supposed to do, lie about it?
Well... probably yea, because of morale and whatnot, I suppose.
Okay, so I fucked up and a Spectre popped into existence from Joranis psyche. Whatever. I handled it. Were good, and now I know who the mole bitch is and why Mama Gam was so mad about not killing her. Im curious why so many Ancestral Beasts were following Mila and her fellow Captain competitors around, but I doubt Ill ever get an answer. Jorani heard multiple Ancestral Beasts and can place GangShu and Mama Gam at the scene, but who were the others? The Bloodthirsty Bull was definitely there and so was the Law-Abiding Rhino, but who was the Cranky Old Timer or the Eloquent Torturer? How many Ancestral Beasts were there in and around Nan Ping? A handful? A dozen? More?
Which brings me back to the whole, Were all gonna die thing, especially with GangShu insisting he stick around. I mean, if I wanted to avoid getting caught in the crossfire, hanging around with a walking, breathing, city-destroying calamity is not the way to go about it. I dont even get Lei Gong or the Tyrant to bolster my retinue. The scruffy old drunkard doesnt look like much, but hes a bonafide Awakened Expert whos friendly enough to maybe answer a question or two on the matter. As for the Tyrant, her Runic Rod brought the Mole-bitch to her knees and she drew two of them when Guan Suo threatened to kill her, so I know shes packing serious heat. Unfortunately, I havent seen either one ever since the whole Pong-Pong fiasco, which I suppose is a good thing. Pong-Pong is smart enough to recognize them but too stupid to lay low, and Id rather not find out how GangShu feels about losing not one, but two Drops of Heavenly Water to a worthless brat like myself.
Probably with outrage and bloodshed, if I had to guess. GangShu seems friendly enough, but considering how he dabbles in banditry, I wouldnt exactly call him a paragon of virtue.
Eager to check on my new Spectral guest, I head back to my yurt for more quiet meditation, but change my plans once I arrive. Making the most of her time before going to bed, my charming wifey Lin baits and beguiles Sarankho and Jimjam into pouncing at their favourite toy, a bundle of feathers tied to a string. Having recovered from their usual seasickness, the bears wrestle with Mafu while the bun buns and quin pups hop and headbutt around them, caring nothing for their difference in size or diet. Huddled by the fire, Luo-Luo trembles in Soryas embrace while Anrhi runs interference between my cowardly concubine and the friendliest floof, Aurie, who seems adamant to make his way over and get the snoot boops he deserves.
Leaving Luo-Luo to Auries affections for a little while longer, I wrap my arms around Lins waist and kiss her cheek. Hiya wifey.
Hi hubby." Always happy to rest in my embrace, Lin leans into my arms and continues playing with the wildcats. With a wave of her wrist, the bundle of feathers quivers in place and Jimjam lunges for the kill, but my wifey yanks the feathers out of his reach. Waiting for this moment, clever Sarankho pounces once the feathers come to a stop, but Lin uses her foot as a pulley and drags the feathers to safety, dancing across the sand like a taunting bird. Neither wildcat is willing to give up and Lin brings them on a merry chase around the beach, which is much harder than it looks. I should know, because when Im holding the string, its only a matter of seconds before the feathers are caught.
Sporting a mischievous grin, Lin leads the wildcats towards Luo-Luo and Sorya and leaves the feathers within arms length of their feet. Not expecting his quarry to stop, Jimjam overshoots his target but twists in mid air, smacking the feathers as he lands neatly beside the two women, albeit with butt towards them. Shoulders shaking from mirth, Lins muffled laughs are lost in Luo-Luos screams, and even poor Sorya is shocked by Jimjams shocking, butt-first entrance. Struggling to hide my smile, I kiss Lins temple and say, That wasnt very nice, wifey.
I know, Hubby. Her eyes locked on Luo-Luo, Lin whispers, But I cant help it. Its so much fun bullying Luo-Luo, ya?
Dont I know it. Theres something about seeing the prim and proper Imperial Servant cower and cringe which really gets my engine going, and it appears Lin shares my mildly sadistic streak. I understand, but shes terrified of the wildcats as is. No need to traumatize her even further.
I know, which is why Im helping her get over the fear, silly. Letting Sarankho bat at the other end of the string, Lin grins and says, Look at how cute JimJam is, rolling around in the sand with his toy. Luo-Luo will see it and know she has nothing to be afraid of.
While I also think hes adorable, I can see why others might find Jimjams antics alarming. Laying on his side, the wildcat shreds the feathers with fang and claw while his hind legs twitch in practice murder-kicks, which is both silly and terrifying at the same time. Wifey...
My stern tone shows Lin Im not fooled by her excuses and she puffs her cheeks in response. Mean Rainy is bullying Lin-Lin because Mi-Mi, Li-Li, and Yan-Yan arent here to protect her. Just you wait hubby, Ill tell them all about how you bullied me and then youll see.
I wouldnt dare. My sweet wifey is too precious to bully. With a sharp pat on the butt, I push Lin towards Luo-Luo. Now go make nice.
Glancing over her shoulder, Lin crinkles her nose and mouths Pervert, before skipping to Luo-Luos side with a smile. As I move to join them, my presence frees Anrhi from her screening duties as Aurie dives headfirst into my stomach and clinches his paws around my waist. Though I could easily resist, I settle down in the sand and let Aurie think he brought me down, to which he responds with chest-rumbling delight. Abandoning their toys, Sarankho and Jimjam soon join us for their fair share of affection, perhaps feeling starved of it because of Mila and Li Songs absence along with my recent neglect.
Ive been too distracted lately, what with regrowing limbs and crafting Keystones, but that changes starting today. First and foremost is I need to get my retinue in order, because surprise surprise, former bandits dont make for the most disciplined soldiers. Well, Wang Bao's people are doing all right and I never have to worry about Dastans crew, but the rest are a rowdy and boistrous bunch, unused to discipline or, in Lang Yi and his former slave compatriots' case, too indulgent of their freedom. I also should pay more attention to my floofs, because theyre getting bigger and deadlier by the day and Id rather not be on the business end of Jimjams murder kicks. What else do I have to do? Oh right, resume sparring on a daily basis and get practical experience using the Keystones. If theres a problem, better to find out now rather than in battle with the Defiled.
So much to do with so little time. Were on schedule to reach our destination in seven days, a port town on the border of Central called SuiHua where Im to receive further orders. Whos giving those orders or what they might entail are a mystery, since the Legate did not see fit to share his plans with little old me. I might be placed on guard duty and have weeks, if not months to continue preparations, or I might be sent to the front lines to fight off armies of invading Defiled. Who knows. So I might as well make the most of the time I have and enjoy the little things in life while I still can, like cuddling with Aurie, headbutting Jimjam, and nuzzling Sarankho while my wifey coddles and consoles my crying concubine.
God, theres just something so arousing about Luo-Luos tear-stained makeup and heaving chest... I dont even like her much, but I cant stop thinking about sleeping with her. I have three loving brides to be, and still its not enough to sate my appetite.
Turning my attention back to more pressing matters, I realize Ive left an important matter off my list of things to get done. Ill need to keep an eye on Jorani and make sure he doesnt keep birthing Spectres willy nilly, though Im intrigued by the concept. If humans and half-beasts can create Spectres by being suitably despondent, could I make this work to my advantage? As disturbing as it was to see a Spectre come into being, theyre no threat now that I know how to make Water Chi. In fact, Id love to find more and turn them into usable Heavenly Energy, but theres been a surprising lack of Spectres in Central thus far. Can I create Spectres and then Devour them, thereby creating an infinite loop of Heavenly Energy powered by angst and depression? Somehow, I feel like it would violate the laws of physics, what with conservation of energy and what not.Read latest chapters at nov(e)lbin.com Only
Boo-freaking-hoo. Wouldnt want to hurt the walking nukes feelings.
Pouting despite my efforts, Luo-Luo blurts out between sobs, W-why does Lord Husband hate Luo-Luo?
This again. I dont hate you.
Then why do you treat Luo-Luo so coldly? With an adorable hiccup, the teary beauty sips her tea and waits for an answer, her pleading gaze tugging at my heartstrings.
Weve been over this before. I dont treat you coldly, I treat you like I treat all the other strangers in my life, and make no mistake, you are a stranger.
Another hiccup. Luo-Luo is not a stranger! she declares, with fire in her eyes and steel in her voice. Luo-Luo is Lord Husbands concubine.
Finally, she shows her true self once again. Not the mousy, obedient servant she tries to portray, but a pampered little princess who throws a tantrum when she doesnt get her way. Both are true. You are my concubine and also a complete stranger, because you refuse to put down the act and be yourself. Who is Zheng Luo? What is your goal here? Your real goals mind you, because only an idiot would believe youre enamoured by my manly charms and aching to warm my bed.
Her scarlet cheeks show she at least has some shame, but it soon turns to naked rage. So you did notice my efforts! And you ignored them? What sort of man are you to refuse a womans desperate advances?
A stupid one. A man who doesnt want to be entangled in a loveless marriage. Is that the life you want? To warm the bed of a man who uses you to sate his lust?
I am an Imperial Servant, Luo-Luo snaps, finally dropping her annoying habit of referring to herself in the third person. My life was given in service to the Empire, and it was decided I would serve as your concubine. You are my Lord Husband, and my goal, nay, my purpose, is to please you, but what I desire is for you to love me as you love your other wives. Is that so terrible?
... I am so turned on right now. I also feel terrible, but mostly, turned on.
Pulling back from the brink of madness before I lose myself to lust, I clear my throat and pray no one outside heard her rant. Im sorry if Ive treated you poorly, but in my defence, I dont understand your mindset. How can you be so willing to serve? Why are you not upset about being given away as a prize?
Such is life, Luo-Luo replies, and her eyes drop in bashful self-consciousness. Though to be Lord Husbands concubine is no trial or tribulation, but a blessing in this ones eyes.
Oof. My heart. Err... Im not... displeased by you, just confused. Way to go Romeo. Sweep her off her feet with your silver tongue. Youre a huge help and I empathize with your apprehension, but Im not going to sleep with you just to calm your nerves. No, Ill do it to sate my animalistic lust. No I wont. Stop it. Look, I said this before, but its going to take time to get used to this.
How long?
Her plaintive tone is almost too much to bear, especially since Im unaccustomed to being... wanted. I dunno. A year? Nine months, at least. If I sleep with you before Mila, she may fly into a jealous rage and pound us both into meat paste.
Blinking in wide-eyed confusion, Luo-Luo asks, Mila is a....
Yes. More or less. So is Lin. Its Bekhai custom not to engage in intercourse before marriage at the age of twenty. Not everyone adheres to it, but Mila and Lin were adamant about it. Not so much for Yan, bless her warm heart and round, juicy ass. So... er... yea. Thats all, I guess. Please leave before I lose control. Quick, think of grim dark thoughts...
Comforted by our little chat, Luo-Luo fixes her makeup before sashaying out to rejoin Lin and the handmaiden twins. Thankfully, it appears as if no one overheard our little chat and Lin-Lin isnt the jealous or inquisitive type, happy to sit beside me instead of in my lap and not ask questions why.
Well, one more thing to add to the list, but I can handle it before going to bed. Then again, to be fair, I was probably going to masturbate regardless.
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Chapter 398
To recap: Discipline is shit, so I want two sergeants per hundred-man unit, commanders choice. Inform Mister Rustram of your picks and get to work familiarizing your people with the new policies and formations. There will be drills and public shaming of those who fail to meet my exacting standards. There may also be rewards for those who exceed it, assuming any of you are even capable of such a feat. Got it? Good. Get it done.
While my officers disperse to communicate my displeasure to their subordinates, my mood sours at Joranis conspicuous absence and Daxians stifling presence. Another reason not to like the poncy soldier-turned-bandit, because hes like a taller, more handsome, and more successful version of Jorani. I feel for the little guy. Their situation is almost like the one I have with Gerel, if Gerel was more popular and less bald, but I digress. Poor Jorani went through hell and back down at the Winery, with front row seats to an Expert beat-down courtesy of an ugly Mole Ancestral Beast. Now that the Treaty has been broken, its entirely possible well get caught between duelling Divinities and be pulped beyond recognition. Its not pessimism, but pragmatism. What was I supposed to do, lie about it?
Well... probably yea, because of morale and whatnot, I suppose.
Okay, so I fucked up and a Spectre popped into existence from Joranis psyche. Whatever. I handled it. Were good, and now I know who the mole bitch is and why Mama Gam was so mad about not killing her. Im curious why so many Ancestral Beasts were following Mila and her fellow Captain competitors around, but I doubt Ill ever get an answer. Jorani heard multiple Ancestral Beasts and can place GangShu and Mama Gam at the scene, but who were the others? The Bloodthirsty Bull was definitely there and so was the Law-Abiding Rhino, but who was the Cranky Old Timer or the Eloquent Torturer? How many Ancestral Beasts were there in and around Nan Ping? A handful? A dozen? More?
Which brings me back to the whole, Were all gonna die thing, especially with GangShu insisting he stick around. I mean, if I wanted to avoid getting caught in the crossfire, hanging around with a walking, breathing, city-destroying calamity is not the way to go about it. I dont even get Lei Gong or the Tyrant to bolster my retinue. The scruffy old drunkard doesnt look like much, but hes a bonafide Awakened Expert whos friendly enough to maybe answer a question or two on the matter. As for the Tyrant, her Runic Rod brought the Mole-bitch to her knees and she drew two of them when Guan Suo threatened to kill her, so I know shes packing serious heat. Unfortunately, I havent seen either one ever since the whole Pong-Pong fiasco, which I suppose is a good thing. Pong-Pong is smart enough to recognize them but too stupid to lay low, and Id rather not find out how GangShu feels about losing not one, but two Drops of Heavenly Water to a worthless brat like myself.
Probably with outrage and bloodshed, if I had to guess. GangShu seems friendly enough, but considering how he dabbles in banditry, I wouldnt exactly call him a paragon of virtue.
Eager to check on my new Spectral guest, I head back to my yurt for more quiet meditation, but change my plans once I arrive. Making the most of her time before going to bed, my charming wifey Lin baits and beguiles Sarankho and Jimjam into pouncing at their favourite toy, a bundle of feathers tied to a string. Having recovered from their usual seasickness, the bears wrestle with Mafu while the bun buns and quin pups hop and headbutt around them, caring nothing for their difference in size or diet. Huddled by the fire, Luo-Luo trembles in Soryas embrace while Anrhi runs interference between my cowardly concubine and the friendliest floof, Aurie, who seems adamant to make his way over and get the snoot boops he deserves.
Leaving Luo-Luo to Auries affections for a little while longer, I wrap my arms around Lins waist and kiss her cheek. Hiya wifey.
Hi hubby." Always happy to rest in my embrace, Lin leans into my arms and continues playing with the wildcats. With a wave of her wrist, the bundle of feathers quivers in place and Jimjam lunges for the kill, but my wifey yanks the feathers out of his reach. Waiting for this moment, clever Sarankho pounces once the feathers come to a stop, but Lin uses her foot as a pulley and drags the feathers to safety, dancing across the sand like a taunting bird. Neither wildcat is willing to give up and Lin brings them on a merry chase around the beach, which is much harder than it looks. I should know, because when Im holding the string, its only a matter of seconds before the feathers are caught.
Sporting a mischievous grin, Lin leads the wildcats towards Luo-Luo and Sorya and leaves the feathers within arms length of their feet. Not expecting his quarry to stop, Jimjam overshoots his target but twists in mid air, smacking the feathers as he lands neatly beside the two women, albeit with butt towards them. Shoulders shaking from mirth, Lins muffled laughs are lost in Luo-Luos screams, and even poor Sorya is shocked by Jimjams shocking, butt-first entrance. Struggling to hide my smile, I kiss Lins temple and say, That wasnt very nice, wifey.
I know, Hubby. Her eyes locked on Luo-Luo, Lin whispers, But I cant help it. Its so much fun bullying Luo-Luo, ya?
Dont I know it. Theres something about seeing the prim and proper Imperial Servant cower and cringe which really gets my engine going, and it appears Lin shares my mildly sadistic streak. I understand, but shes terrified of the wildcats as is. No need to traumatize her even further.
I know, which is why Im helping her get over the fear, silly. Letting Sarankho bat at the other end of the string, Lin grins and says, Look at how cute JimJam is, rolling around in the sand with his toy. Luo-Luo will see it and know she has nothing to be afraid of.
While I also think hes adorable, I can see why others might find Jimjams antics alarming. Laying on his side, the wildcat shreds the feathers with fang and claw while his hind legs twitch in practice murder-kicks, which is both silly and terrifying at the same time. Wifey...
My stern tone shows Lin Im not fooled by her excuses and she puffs her cheeks in response. Mean Rainy is bullying Lin-Lin because Mi-Mi, Li-Li, and Yan-Yan arent here to protect her. Just you wait hubby, Ill tell them all about how you bullied me and then youll see.
I wouldnt dare. My sweet wifey is too precious to bully. With a sharp pat on the butt, I push Lin towards Luo-Luo. Now go make nice.
Glancing over her shoulder, Lin crinkles her nose and mouths Pervert, before skipping to Luo-Luos side with a smile. As I move to join them, my presence frees Anrhi from her screening duties as Aurie dives headfirst into my stomach and clinches his paws around my waist. Though I could easily resist, I settle down in the sand and let Aurie think he brought me down, to which he responds with chest-rumbling delight. Abandoning their toys, Sarankho and Jimjam soon join us for their fair share of affection, perhaps feeling starved of it because of Mila and Li Songs absence along with my recent neglect.
Ive been too distracted lately, what with regrowing limbs and crafting Keystones, but that changes starting today. First and foremost is I need to get my retinue in order, because surprise surprise, former bandits dont make for the most disciplined soldiers. Well, Wang Bao's people are doing all right and I never have to worry about Dastans crew, but the rest are a rowdy and boistrous bunch, unused to discipline or, in Lang Yi and his former slave compatriots' case, too indulgent of their freedom. I also should pay more attention to my floofs, because theyre getting bigger and deadlier by the day and Id rather not be on the business end of Jimjams murder kicks. What else do I have to do? Oh right, resume sparring on a daily basis and get practical experience using the Keystones. If theres a problem, better to find out now rather than in battle with the Defiled.
So much to do with so little time. Were on schedule to reach our destination in seven days, a port town on the border of Central called SuiHua where Im to receive further orders. Whos giving those orders or what they might entail are a mystery, since the Legate did not see fit to share his plans with little old me. I might be placed on guard duty and have weeks, if not months to continue preparations, or I might be sent to the front lines to fight off armies of invading Defiled. Who knows. So I might as well make the most of the time I have and enjoy the little things in life while I still can, like cuddling with Aurie, headbutting Jimjam, and nuzzling Sarankho while my wifey coddles and consoles my crying concubine.
God, theres just something so arousing about Luo-Luos tear-stained makeup and heaving chest... I dont even like her much, but I cant stop thinking about sleeping with her. I have three loving brides to be, and still its not enough to sate my appetite.
Turning my attention back to more pressing matters, I realize Ive left an important matter off my list of things to get done. Ill need to keep an eye on Jorani and make sure he doesnt keep birthing Spectres willy nilly, though Im intrigued by the concept. If humans and half-beasts can create Spectres by being suitably despondent, could I make this work to my advantage? As disturbing as it was to see a Spectre come into being, theyre no threat now that I know how to make Water Chi. In fact, Id love to find more and turn them into usable Heavenly Energy, but theres been a surprising lack of Spectres in Central thus far. Can I create Spectres and then Devour them, thereby creating an infinite loop of Heavenly Energy powered by angst and depression? Somehow, I feel like it would violate the laws of physics, what with conservation of energy and what not.Read latest chapters at nov(e)lbin.com Only
Boo-freaking-hoo. Wouldnt want to hurt the walking nukes feelings.
Pouting despite my efforts, Luo-Luo blurts out between sobs, W-why does Lord Husband hate Luo-Luo?
This again. I dont hate you.
Then why do you treat Luo-Luo so coldly? With an adorable hiccup, the teary beauty sips her tea and waits for an answer, her pleading gaze tugging at my heartstrings.
Weve been over this before. I dont treat you coldly, I treat you like I treat all the other strangers in my life, and make no mistake, you are a stranger.
Another hiccup. Luo-Luo is not a stranger! she declares, with fire in her eyes and steel in her voice. Luo-Luo is Lord Husbands concubine.
Finally, she shows her true self once again. Not the mousy, obedient servant she tries to portray, but a pampered little princess who throws a tantrum when she doesnt get her way. Both are true. You are my concubine and also a complete stranger, because you refuse to put down the act and be yourself. Who is Zheng Luo? What is your goal here? Your real goals mind you, because only an idiot would believe youre enamoured by my manly charms and aching to warm my bed.
Her scarlet cheeks show she at least has some shame, but it soon turns to naked rage. So you did notice my efforts! And you ignored them? What sort of man are you to refuse a womans desperate advances?
A stupid one. A man who doesnt want to be entangled in a loveless marriage. Is that the life you want? To warm the bed of a man who uses you to sate his lust?
I am an Imperial Servant, Luo-Luo snaps, finally dropping her annoying habit of referring to herself in the third person. My life was given in service to the Empire, and it was decided I would serve as your concubine. You are my Lord Husband, and my goal, nay, my purpose, is to please you, but what I desire is for you to love me as you love your other wives. Is that so terrible?
... I am so turned on right now. I also feel terrible, but mostly, turned on.
Pulling back from the brink of madness before I lose myself to lust, I clear my throat and pray no one outside heard her rant. Im sorry if Ive treated you poorly, but in my defence, I dont understand your mindset. How can you be so willing to serve? Why are you not upset about being given away as a prize?
Such is life, Luo-Luo replies, and her eyes drop in bashful self-consciousness. Though to be Lord Husbands concubine is no trial or tribulation, but a blessing in this ones eyes.
Oof. My heart. Err... Im not... displeased by you, just confused. Way to go Romeo. Sweep her off her feet with your silver tongue. Youre a huge help and I empathize with your apprehension, but Im not going to sleep with you just to calm your nerves. No, Ill do it to sate my animalistic lust. No I wont. Stop it. Look, I said this before, but its going to take time to get used to this.
How long?
Her plaintive tone is almost too much to bear, especially since Im unaccustomed to being... wanted. I dunno. A year? Nine months, at least. If I sleep with you before Mila, she may fly into a jealous rage and pound us both into meat paste.
Blinking in wide-eyed confusion, Luo-Luo asks, Mila is a....
Yes. More or less. So is Lin. Its Bekhai custom not to engage in intercourse before marriage at the age of twenty. Not everyone adheres to it, but Mila and Lin were adamant about it. Not so much for Yan, bless her warm heart and round, juicy ass. So... er... yea. Thats all, I guess. Please leave before I lose control. Quick, think of grim dark thoughts...
Comforted by our little chat, Luo-Luo fixes her makeup before sashaying out to rejoin Lin and the handmaiden twins. Thankfully, it appears as if no one overheard our little chat and Lin-Lin isnt the jealous or inquisitive type, happy to sit beside me instead of in my lap and not ask questions why.
Well, one more thing to add to the list, but I can handle it before going to bed. Then again, to be fair, I was probably going to masturbate regardless.
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Chapter 398To recap: Discipline is shit, so I want two sergeants per hundred-man unit, commanders choice. Inform Mister Rustram of your picks and get to work familiarizing your people with the new policies and formations. There will be drills and public shaming of those who fail to meet my exacting standards. There may also be rewards for those who exceed it, assuming any of you are even capable of such a feat. Got it? Good. Get it done.While my officers disperse to communicate my displeasure to their subordinates, my mood sours at Joranis conspicuous absence and Daxians stifling presence. Another reason not to like the poncy soldier-turned-bandit, because hes like a taller, more handsome, and more successful version of Jorani. I feel for the little guy. Their situation is almost like the one I have with Gerel, if Gerel was more popular and less bald, but I digress. Poor Jorani went through hell and back down at the Winery, with front row seats to an Expert beat-down courtesy of an ugly Mole Ancestral Beast. Now that the Treaty has been broken, its entirely possible well get caught between duelling Divinities and be pulped beyond recognition. Its not pessimism, but pragmatism. What was I supposed to do, lie about it?Well... probably yea, because of morale and whatnot, I suppose.Okay, so I fucked up and a Spectre popped into existence from Joranis psyche. Whatever. I handled it. Were good, and now I know who the mole bitch is and why Mama Gam was so mad about not killing her. Im curious why so many Ancestral Beasts were following Mila and her fellow Captain competitors around, but I doubt Ill ever get an answer. Jorani heard multiple Ancestral Beasts and can place GangShu and Mama Gam at the scene, but who were the others? The Bloodthirsty Bull was definitely there and so was the Law-Abiding Rhino, but who was the Cranky Old Timer or the Eloquent Torturer? How many Ancestral Beasts were there in and around Nan Ping? A handful? A dozen? More?Which brings me back to the whole, Were all gonna die thing, especially with GangShu insisting he stick around. I mean, if I wanted to avoid getting caught in the crossfire, hanging around with a walking, breathing, city-destroying calamity is not the way to go about it. I dont even get Lei Gong or the Tyrant to bolster my retinue. The scruffy old drunkard doesnt look like much, but hes a bonafide Awakened Expert whos friendly enough to maybe answer a question or two on the matter. As for the Tyrant, her Runic Rod brought the Mole-bitch to her knees and she drew two of them when Guan Suo threatened to kill her, so I know shes packing serious heat. Unfortunately, I havent seen either one ever since the whole Pong-Pong fiasco, which I suppose is a good thing. Pong-Pong is smart enough to recognize them but too stupid to lay low, and Id rather not find out how GangShu feels about losing not one, but two Drops of Heavenly Water to a worthless brat like myself.Probably with outrage and bloodshed, if I had to guess. GangShu seems friendly enough, but considering how he dabbles in banditry, I wouldnt exactly call him a paragon of virtue.Eager to check on my new Spectral guest, I head back to my yurt for more quiet meditation, but change my plans once I arrive. Making the most of her time before going to bed, my charming wifey Lin baits and beguiles Sarankho and Jimjam into pouncing at their favourite toy, a bundle of feathers tied to a string. Having recovered from their usual seasickness, the bears wrestle with Mafu while the bun buns and quin pups hop and headbutt around them, caring nothing for their difference in size or diet. Huddled by the fire, Luo-Luo trembles in Soryas embrace while Anrhi runs interference between my cowardly concubine and the friendliest floof, Aurie, who seems adamant to make his way over and get the snoot boops he deserves.Leaving Luo-Luo to Auries affections for a little while longer, I wrap my arms around Lins waist and kiss her cheek. Hiya wifey.Hi hubby." Always happy to rest in my embrace, Lin leans into my arms and continues playing with the wildcats. With a wave of her wrist, the bundle of feathers quivers in place and Jimjam lunges for the kill, but my wifey yanks the feathers out of his reach. Waiting for this moment, clever Sarankho pounces once the feathers come to a stop, but Lin uses her foot as a pulley and drags the feathers to safety, dancing across the sand like a taunting bird. Neither wildcat is willing to give up and Lin brings them on a merry chase around the beach, which is much harder than it looks. I should know, because when Im holding the string, its only a matter of seconds before the feathers are caught.Sporting a mischievous grin, Lin leads the wildcats towards Luo-Luo and Sorya and leaves the feathers within arms length of their feet. Not expecting his quarry to stop, Jimjam overshoots his target but twists in mid air, smacking the feathers as he lands neatly beside the two women, albeit with butt towards them. Shoulders shaking from mirth, Lins muffled laughs are lost in Luo-Luos screams, and even poor Sorya is shocked by Jimjams shocking, butt-first entrance. Struggling to hide my smile, I kiss Lins temple and say, That wasnt very nice, wifey.I know, Hubby. Her eyes locked on Luo-Luo, Lin whispers, But I cant help it. Its so much fun bullying Luo-Luo, ya?Dont I know it. Theres something about seeing the prim and proper Imperial Servant cower and cringe which really gets my engine going, and it appears Lin shares my mildly sadistic streak. I understand, but shes terrified of the wildcats as is. No need to traumatize her even further.I know, which is why Im helping her get over the fear, silly. Letting Sarankho bat at the other end of the string, Lin grins and says, Look at how cute JimJam is, rolling around in the sand with his toy. Luo-Luo will see it and know she has nothing to be afraid of.While I also think hes adorable, I can see why others might find Jimjams antics alarming. Laying on his side, the wildcat shreds the feathers with fang and claw while his hind legs twitch in practice murder-kicks, which is both silly and terrifying at the same time. Wifey...My stern tone shows Lin Im not fooled by her excuses and she puffs her cheeks in response. Mean Rainy is bullying Lin-Lin because Mi-Mi, Li-Li, and Yan-Yan arent here to protect her. Just you wait hubby, Ill tell them all about how you bullied me and then youll see.I wouldnt dare. My sweet wifey is too precious to bully. With a sharp pat on the butt, I push Lin towards Luo-Luo. Now go make nice.Glancing over her shoulder, Lin crinkles her nose and mouths Pervert, before skipping to Luo-Luos side with a smile. As I move to join them, my presence frees Anrhi from her screening duties as Aurie dives headfirst into my stomach and clinches his paws around my waist. Though I could easily resist, I settle down in the sand and let Aurie think he brought me down, to which he responds with chest-rumbling delight. Abandoning their toys, Sarankho and Jimjam soon join us for their fair share of affection, perhaps feeling starved of it because of Mila and Li Songs absence along with my recent neglect.Ive been too distracted lately, what with regrowing limbs and crafting Keystones, but that changes starting today. First and foremost is I need to get my retinue in order, because surprise surprise, former bandits dont make for the most disciplined soldiers. Well, Wang Bao's people are doing all right and I never have to worry about Dastans crew, but the rest are a rowdy and boistrous bunch, unused to discipline or, in Lang Yi and his former slave compatriots' case, too indulgent of their freedom. I also should pay more attention to my floofs, because theyre getting bigger and deadlier by the day and Id rather not be on the business end of Jimjams murder kicks. What else do I have to do? Oh right, resume sparring on a daily basis and get practical experience using the Keystones. If theres a problem, better to find out now rather than in battle with the Defiled.So much to do with so little time. Were on schedule to reach our destination in seven days, a port town on the border of Central called SuiHua where Im to receive further orders. Whos giving those orders or what they might entail are a mystery, since the Legate did not see fit to share his plans with little old me. I might be placed on guard duty and have weeks, if not months to continue preparations, or I might be sent to the front lines to fight off armies of invading Defiled. Who knows. So I might as well make the most of the time I have and enjoy the little things in life while I still can, like cuddling with Aurie, headbutting Jimjam, and nuzzling Sarankho while my wifey coddles and consoles my crying concubine.God, theres just something so arousing about Luo-Luos tear-stained makeup and heaving chest... I dont even like her much, but I cant stop thinking about sleeping with her. I have three loving brides to be, and still its not enough to sate my appetite.Turning my attention back to more pressing matters, I realize Ive left an important matter off my list of things to get done. Ill need to keep an eye on Jorani and make sure he doesnt keep birthing Spectres willy nilly, though Im intrigued by the concept. If humans and half-beasts can create Spectres by being suitably despondent, could I make this work to my advantage? As disturbing as it was to see a Spectre come into being, theyre no threat now that I know how to make Water Chi. In fact, Id love to find more and turn them into usable Heavenly Energy, but theres been a surprising lack of Spectres in Central thus far. Can I create Spectres and then Devour them, thereby creating an infinite loop of Heavenly Energy powered by angst and depression? Somehow, I feel like it would violate the laws of physics, what with conservation of energy and what not.Read latest chapters at novelbin.com OnlyBoo-freaking-hoo. Wouldnt want to hurt the walking nukes feelings.Pouting despite my efforts, Luo-Luo blurts out between sobs, W-why does Lord Husband hate Luo-Luo?This again. I dont hate you.Then why do you treat Luo-Luo so coldly? With an adorable hiccup, the teary beauty sips her tea and waits for an answer, her pleading gaze tugging at my heartstrings.Weve been over this before. I dont treat you coldly, I treat you like I treat all the other strangers in my life, and make no mistake, you are a stranger.Another hiccup. Luo-Luo is not a stranger! she declares, with fire in her eyes and steel in her voice. Luo-Luo is Lord Husbands concubine.Finally, she shows her true self once again. Not the mousy, obedient servant she tries to portray, but a pampered little princess who throws a tantrum when she doesnt get her way. Both are true. You are my concubine and also a complete stranger, because you refuse to put down the act and be yourself. Who is Zheng Luo? What is your goal here? Your real goals mind you, because only an idiot would believe youre enamoured by my manly charms and aching to warm my bed.Her scarlet cheeks show she at least has some shame, but it soon turns to naked rage. So you did notice my efforts! And you ignored them? What sort of man are you to refuse a womans desperate advances?A stupid one. A man who doesnt want to be entangled in a loveless marriage. Is that the life you want? To warm the bed of a man who uses you to sate his lust?I am an Imperial Servant, Luo-Luo snaps, finally dropping her annoying habit of referring to herself in the third person. My life was given in service to the Empire, and it was decided I would serve as your concubine. You are my Lord Husband, and my goal, nay, my purpose, is to please you, but what I desire is for you to love me as you love your other wives. Is that so terrible?... I am so turned on right now. I also feel terrible, but mostly, turned on.Pulling back from the brink of madness before I lose myself to lust, I clear my throat and pray no one outside heard her rant. Im sorry if Ive treated you poorly, but in my defence, I dont understand your mindset. How can you be so willing to serve? Why are you not upset about being given away as a prize?Such is life, Luo-Luo replies, and her eyes drop in bashful self-consciousness. Though to be Lord Husbands concubine is no trial or tribulation, but a blessing in this ones eyes.Oof. My heart. Err... Im not... displeased by you, just confused. Way to go Romeo. Sweep her off her feet with your silver tongue. Youre a huge help and I empathize with your apprehension, but Im not going to sleep with you just to calm your nerves. No, Ill do it to sate my animalistic lust. No I wont. Stop it. Look, I said this before, but its going to take time to get used to this.How long?Her plaintive tone is almost too much to bear, especially since Im unaccustomed to being... wanted. I dunno. A year? Nine months, at least. If I sleep with you before Mila, she may fly into a jealous rage and pound us both into meat paste.Blinking in wide-eyed confusion, Luo-Luo asks, Mila is a....Yes. More or less. So is Lin. Its Bekhai custom not to engage in intercourse before marriage at the age of twenty. Not everyone adheres to it, but Mila and Lin were adamant about it. Not so much for Yan, bless her warm heart and round, juicy ass. So... er... yea. Thats all, I guess. Please leave before I lose control. Quick, think of grim dark thoughts...Comforted by our little chat, Luo-Luo fixes her makeup before sashaying out to rejoin Lin and the handmaiden twins. Thankfully, it appears as if no one overheard our little chat and Lin-Lin isnt the jealous or inquisitive type, happy to sit beside me instead of in my lap and not ask questions why.Well, one more thing to add to the list, but I can handle it before going to bed. Then again, to be fair, I was probably going to masturbate regardless.Chapter Meme
