Chapter 214
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"Master, wait a minute." Li Fei asked, "who said I'm not welcome? Please come inside."
The monk's eyebrows moved, and suddenly he was happy, "really? Then I'll go in."
With that, the monk hurried to the hotel. The narrator said that the guest was far away from him and looked disgusted.
Li Fei was stunned. Does the monk have split personality? One second, he was extremely pious. The next second, he left with the painting style of "Amitabha blessing". It seems that he should be a wine and meat monk.
Li Fei asked the waiter to open a private room, invited the monk into the private room, and then specially ordered the back kitchen to cook a table of vegetarian dishes to entertain him.
As soon as the monk sat down, he first took the mouth of the teapot and drank it fiercely. There was no need to use the teacup. He drank a pot of tea in half a minute, just like a buffalo.
"It's so comfortable, but I'm so thirsty." the monk touched his stomach, and then saw a table of vegetarian dishes. He was worried, "little benefactor, are these dishes ready?"
"Not yet," Li Fei said with a smile.
"That's good." the monk looked relaxed and didn't move his chopsticks first.
"Why don't you eat, master? Aren't you hungry?" Li Fei asked with a smile.
The monk smiled, "our temple has rules. We must recite scriptures before eating." then the monk picked up the Buddha beads and recited them like a model.
Li Fei was silent and knew what the monk wanted. A few minutes later, the waiter brought up the last vegetable dish. It was fried lotus white. Although it was fried, it was also full of color, flavor and flavor.
"Master, the dishes are ready. Take your time."
When the monk saw that it was a vegetarian dish, he was embarrassed and said, "little benefactor, in fact, you can have some meat."
"Hmm?" Li Fei pretended to be surprised. "Master is a monk and can eat meat?"
"Cough." the monk coughed twice and pretended again, "Amitabha, wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the heart of the Buddha. Eating meat does not hinder my practice, as long as I have the Buddha in my heart."
"It turned out that I didn't think well. I asked the waiter to change the dishes immediately."
Li Fei thought that he was right before. The monk is a meat and wine monk.
The waiter removed the vegetarian dishes and replaced them with the hotel's specialties. The monk immediately smiled and couldn't wait to pick up chopsticks and eat them.
"It's really delicious. The poor monk traveled all over the world and ate such delicious food for the first time. If only he had some more wine." the big monk said without hesitation.
"Yes," Li Fei himself brought a bottle of high grade Baijiu to the monk.
The monk dried his mouth, and then he picked up the wine bottle and poured the wine himself. It seems that he has a good amount of wine.
"What do you call master?" Li Fei sat chatting.
"The monk's Dharma is empty." he Shang didn't lift his head and said while eating.
Poof, Li Fei was drinking tea and almost burst out.
Master Kong Kong? Isn't this NIMA from the funny movie savage secret script? The Master Kong Kong hasn't been passing through from beginning to end, but the big monk in front of him is very similar to him and is not very serious.
The monk added: "when I went to the mountain to learn art, the master just lost love and was very sad. He gave me the name empty, which means that everything is empty. He especially told me not to trust women, so my name is empty."
Puff, puff, Li Fei felt that he was stabbed three times in his chest. The monk's speech was so shocking. Which temple came out of this.
"Cough, well, which temple does Master Kongkong practice in?"
"Wutai Mountain." Master Kong Kong said with a piece of farmer roast duck in his mouth, "a small temple at the foot of the mountain."
Li Fei knew it clearly. No wonder the monk ate all wine and meat, and the master also picked up girls. If it were an orthodox temple in Wutai Mountain, this could not happen.
Master Kong Kong swallowed the roast duck and went on.
"Although there is a big gap between us and Wutai Mountain Temple, my grandfather is an authentic Wutai Mountain monk. He broke the lust ring and was driven down the mountain. I learned all the orthodox Wutai Mountain Kung Fu, which is no worse than the monks on the mountain."
Li Fei finally understood the reason. An unseemly grandmaster brought out an unseemly master, and an unseemly master brought out an unseemly apprentice. It's so interesting. However, Li Fei does not object to monks eating meat and drinking. Just like Master Kong Kong's saying, just have the Buddha in mind.
Just now I tried master Kongkong's Kung Fu. It's really unusual. It's not like it came from a small temple. It turned out to be the orthodox Shaolin Kung Fu of Wutai Mountain.
At this time, master Kongkong was also full. Li Fei quickly handed over a cigarette. Master Kongkong picked it up and sat there to breathe. He enjoyed it very much. A cigarette after dinner was better than a living immortal.
"Empty, amount..."
Li Fei got goose bumps as soon as he shouted. These two words are really disgusting. I can't stand it. It's better to call Master Kong Kong.
"Master Kong Kong, what happened to you? How did you look like this?" Li Fei asked.
"I have been practicing kung fu in the temple for 20 years since I was eight years old, and I have never left the temple. The master asked me to travel all over the world to see the world. But my sister, the master didn't give me a penny of travel expenses, and I depended on my fate all the way."
"When I came to Donghai City, I had no money to take a bus, so I had to pick up a train. As a result, I picked up a coal train and made me an African. My sister's clothes are broken, and I have no face to go back to the temple." Master Kong Kong has a miserable expression.
"I didn't expect Master Kong Kong to have a mantra, hey hey." Li Fei was amused. The monk said "niemei's" more eloquently than him.
"Sister Ni, don't you all say that? At first, I thought it was a mantra to scold someone else's sister. I also learned to sleep in a trough, spicy next door and MMP. I also met many beautiful women with big breasts and long legs along the way. If my master hadn't warned me not to touch women, women are goblins, I would definitely hook up with some girls to accompany me Go back to practice. "
Master Kong was speechless, and Li Fei was stunned. Then Master Kong smiled and said.
"Tell you something more exciting. Do you want to hear it?"
Li Fei doesn't have to think about it. It's certainly not a good thing, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity and asked, "if you're interested, tell me."
"I peeped at a girl taking a bath in the next city."
"Shit."
Li Fei almost jumped out of his chair. The monk was so stupid that he peeped at his sister's bath.
"What are you fussing about?" Master Kong turned his eyes, "I saw it by accident. When I was staying in the hotel, I passed by a room that didn't close the door. There was a sound of water in it. I thought I didn't turn off the tap, so I kindly went in and turned off the tap. As a result, a sister took a bath in it. The bathroom was a frosted glass door, which I saw. I only looked at it and ran away. I went back and read the Scriptures a hundred times to redeem it, so I can't blame me. I blame my sister It's not closed. "
Li Fei thought about it and nodded: "yes, I can't blame you, sister."
"Isn't it." Master Kong Kong's expression of beating his chest and feet said, "it's all my sister's fault. If master knows, he will punish me not to go down the mountain all my life. So I deeply understand master's words. Sister is a goblin and I have to stay away."
Li Fei disagreed with the logic and nodded in agreement.
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"Master, wait a minute." Li Fei asked, "who said I'm not welcome? Please come inside."
The monk's eyebrows moved, and suddenly he was happy, "really? Then I'll go in."
With that, the monk hurried to the hotel. The narrator said that the guest was far away from him and looked disgusted.
Li Fei was stunned. Does the monk have split personality? One second, he was extremely pious. The next second, he left with the painting style of "Amitabha blessing". It seems that he should be a wine and meat monk.
Li Fei asked the waiter to open a private room, invited the monk into the private room, and then specially ordered the back kitchen to cook a table of vegetarian dishes to entertain him.
As soon as the monk sat down, he first took the mouth of the teapot and drank it fiercely. There was no need to use the teacup. He drank a pot of tea in half a minute, just like a buffalo.
"It's so comfortable, but I'm so thirsty." the monk touched his stomach, and then saw a table of vegetarian dishes. He was worried, "little benefactor, are these dishes ready?"
"Not yet," Li Fei said with a smile.
"That's good." the monk looked relaxed and didn't move his chopsticks first.
"Why don't you eat, master? Aren't you hungry?" Li Fei asked with a smile.
The monk smiled, "our temple has rules. We must recite scriptures before eating." then the monk picked up the Buddha beads and recited them like a model.
Li Fei was silent and knew what the monk wanted. A few minutes later, the waiter brought up the last vegetable dish. It was fried lotus white. Although it was fried, it was also full of color, flavor and flavor.
"Master, the dishes are ready. Take your time."
When the monk saw that it was a vegetarian dish, he was embarrassed and said, "little benefactor, in fact, you can have some meat."
"Hmm?" Li Fei pretended to be surprised. "Master is a monk and can eat meat?"
"Cough." the monk coughed twice and pretended again, "Amitabha, wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the heart of the Buddha. Eating meat does not hinder my practice, as long as I have the Buddha in my heart."
"It turned out that I didn't think well. I asked the waiter to change the dishes immediately."
Li Fei thought that he was right before. The monk is a meat and wine monk.
The waiter removed the vegetarian dishes and replaced them with the hotel's specialties. The monk immediately smiled and couldn't wait to pick up chopsticks and eat them.
"It's really delicious. The poor monk traveled all over the world and ate such delicious food for the first time. If only he had some more wine." the big monk said without hesitation.
"Yes," Li Fei himself brought a bottle of high grade Baijiu to the monk.
The monk dried his mouth, and then he picked up the wine bottle and poured the wine himself. It seems that he has a good amount of wine.
"What do you call master?" Li Fei sat chatting.
"The monk's Dharma is empty." he Shang didn't lift his head and said while eating.
Poof, Li Fei was drinking tea and almost burst out.
Master Kong Kong? Isn't this NIMA from the funny movie savage secret script? The Master Kong Kong hasn't been passing through from beginning to end, but the big monk in front of him is very similar to him and is not very serious.
The monk added: "when I went to the mountain to learn art, the master just lost love and was very sad. He gave me the name empty, which means that everything is empty. He especially told me not to trust women, so my name is empty."
Puff, puff, Li Fei felt that he was stabbed three times in his chest. The monk's speech was so shocking. Which temple came out of this.
"Cough, well, which temple does Master Kongkong practice in?"
"Wutai Mountain." Master Kong Kong said with a piece of farmer roast duck in his mouth, "a small temple at the foot of the mountain."
Li Fei knew it clearly. No wonder the monk ate all wine and meat, and the master also picked up girls. If it were an orthodox temple in Wutai Mountain, this could not happen.
Master Kong Kong swallowed the roast duck and went on.
"Although there is a big gap between us and Wutai Mountain Temple, my grandfather is an authentic Wutai Mountain monk. He broke the lust ring and was driven down the mountain. I learned all the orthodox Wutai Mountain Kung Fu, which is no worse than the monks on the mountain."
Li Fei finally understood the reason. An unseemly grandmaster brought out an unseemly master, and an unseemly master brought out an unseemly apprentice. It's so interesting. However, Li Fei does not object to monks eating meat and drinking. Just like Master Kong Kong's saying, just have the Buddha in mind.
Just now I tried master Kongkong's Kung Fu. It's really unusual. It's not like it came from a small temple. It turned out to be the orthodox Shaolin Kung Fu of Wutai Mountain.
At this time, master Kongkong was also full. Li Fei quickly handed over a cigarette. Master Kongkong picked it up and sat there to breathe. He enjoyed it very much. A cigarette after dinner was better than a living immortal.
"Empty, amount..."
Li Fei got goose bumps as soon as he shouted. These two words are really disgusting. I can't stand it. It's better to call Master Kong Kong.
"Master Kong Kong, what happened to you? How did you look like this?" Li Fei asked.
"I have been practicing kung fu in the temple for 20 years since I was eight years old, and I have never left the temple. The master asked me to travel all over the world to see the world. But my sister, the master didn't give me a penny of travel expenses, and I depended on my fate all the way."
"When I came to Donghai City, I had no money to take a bus, so I had to pick up a train. As a result, I picked up a coal train and made me an African. My sister's clothes are broken, and I have no face to go back to the temple." Master Kong Kong has a miserable expression.
"I didn't expect Master Kong Kong to have a mantra, hey hey." Li Fei was amused. The monk said "niemei's" more eloquently than him.
"Sister Ni, don't you all say that? At first, I thought it was a mantra to scold someone else's sister. I also learned to sleep in a trough, spicy next door and MMP. I also met many beautiful women with big breasts and long legs along the way. If my master hadn't warned me not to touch women, women are goblins, I would definitely hook up with some girls to accompany me Go back to practice. "
Master Kong was speechless, and Li Fei was stunned. Then Master Kong smiled and said.
"Tell you something more exciting. Do you want to hear it?"
Li Fei doesn't have to think about it. It's certainly not a good thing, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity and asked, "if you're interested, tell me."
"I peeped at a girl taking a bath in the next city."
"Shit."
Li Fei almost jumped out of his chair. The monk was so stupid that he peeped at his sister's bath.
"What are you fussing about?" Master Kong turned his eyes, "I saw it by accident. When I was staying in the hotel, I passed by a room that didn't close the door. There was a sound of water in it. I thought I didn't turn off the tap, so I kindly went in and turned off the tap. As a result, a sister took a bath in it. The bathroom was a frosted glass door, which I saw. I only looked at it and ran away. I went back and read the Scriptures a hundred times to redeem it, so I can't blame me. I blame my sister It's not closed. "
Li Fei thought about it and nodded: "yes, I can't blame you, sister."
"Isn't it." Master Kong Kong's expression of beating his chest and feet said, "it's all my sister's fault. If master knows, he will punish me not to go down the mountain all my life. So I deeply understand master's words. Sister is a goblin and I have to stay away."
Li Fei disagreed with the logic and nodded in agreement.
"Master, wait a minute." Li Fei asked, "who said I'm not welcome? Please come inside."The monk's eyebrows moved, and suddenly he was happy, "really? Then I'll go in."With that, the monk hurried to the hotel. The narrator said that the guest was far away from him and looked disgusted.Li Fei was stunned. Does the monk have split personality? One second, he was extremely pious. The next second, he left with the painting style of "Amitabha blessing". It seems that he should be a wine and meat monk.Li Fei asked the waiter to open a private room, invited the monk into the private room, and then specially ordered the back kitchen to cook a table of vegetarian dishes to entertain him.As soon as the monk sat down, he first took the mouth of the teapot and drank it fiercely. There was no need to use the teacup. He drank a pot of tea in half a minute, just like a buffalo."It's so comfortable, but I'm so thirsty." the monk touched his stomach, and then saw a table of vegetarian dishes. He was worried, "little benefactor, are these dishes ready?""Not yet," Li Fei said with a smile."That's good." the monk looked relaxed and didn't move his chopsticks first."Why don't you eat, master? Aren't you hungry?" Li Fei asked with a smile.The monk smiled, "our temple has rules. We must recite scriptures before eating." then the monk picked up the Buddha beads and recited them like a model.Li Fei was silent and knew what the monk wanted. A few minutes later, the waiter brought up the last vegetable dish. It was fried lotus white. Although it was fried, it was also full of color, flavor and flavor."Master, the dishes are ready. Take your time."When the monk saw that it was a vegetarian dish, he was embarrassed and said, "little benefactor, in fact, you can have some meat.""Hmm?" Li Fei pretended to be surprised. "Master is a monk and can eat meat?""Cough." the monk coughed twice and pretended again, "Amitabha, wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the heart of the Buddha. Eating meat does not hinder my practice, as long as I have the Buddha in my heart.""It turned out that I didn't think well. I asked the waiter to change the dishes immediately."Li Fei thought that he was right before. The monk is a meat and wine monk.The waiter removed the vegetarian dishes and replaced them with the hotel's specialties. The monk immediately smiled and couldn't wait to pick up chopsticks and eat them."It's really delicious. The poor monk traveled all over the world and ate such delicious food for the first time. If only he had some more wine." the big monk said without hesitation."Yes," Li Fei himself brought a bottle of high grade Baijiu to the monk.The monk dried his mouth, and then he picked up the wine bottle and poured the wine himself. It seems that he has a good amount of wine."What do you call master?" Li Fei sat chatting."The monk's Dharma is empty." he Shang didn't lift his head and said while eating.Poof, Li Fei was drinking tea and almost burst out.Master Kong Kong? Isn't this NIMA from the funny movie savage secret script? The Master Kong Kong hasn't been passing through from beginning to end, but the big monk in front of him is very similar to him and is not very serious.The monk added: "when I went to the mountain to learn art, the master just lost love and was very sad. He gave me the name empty, which means that everything is empty. He especially told me not to trust women, so my name is empty."Puff, puff, Li Fei felt that he was stabbed three times in his chest. The monk's speech was so shocking. Which temple came out of this."Cough, well, which temple does Master Kongkong practice in?""Wutai Mountain." Master Kong Kong said with a piece of farmer roast duck in his mouth, "a small temple at the foot of the mountain."Li Fei knew it clearly. No wonder the monk ate all wine and meat, and the master also picked up girls. If it were an orthodox temple in Wutai Mountain, this could not happen.Master Kong Kong swallowed the roast duck and went on."Although there is a big gap between us and Wutai Mountain Temple, my grandfather is an authentic Wutai Mountain monk. He broke the lust ring and was driven down the mountain. I learned all the orthodox Wutai Mountain Kung Fu, which is no worse than the monks on the mountain."Li Fei finally understood the reason. An unseemly grandmaster brought out an unseemly master, and an unseemly master brought out an unseemly apprentice. It's so interesting. However, Li Fei does not object to monks eating meat and drinking. Just like Master Kong Kong's saying, just have the Buddha in mind.Just now I tried master Kongkong's Kung Fu. It's really unusual. It's not like it came from a small temple. It turned out to be the orthodox Shaolin Kung Fu of Wutai Mountain.At this time, master Kongkong was also full. Li Fei quickly handed over a cigarette. Master Kongkong picked it up and sat there to breathe. He enjoyed it very much. A cigarette after dinner was better than a living immortal."Empty, amount..."Li Fei got goose bumps as soon as he shouted. These two words are really disgusting. I can't stand it. It's better to call Master Kong Kong."Master Kong Kong, what happened to you? How did you look like this?" Li Fei asked."I have been practicing kung fu in the temple for 20 years since I was eight years old, and I have never left the temple. The master asked me to travel all over the world to see the world. But my sister, the master didn't give me a penny of travel expenses, and I depended on my fate all the way.""When I came to Donghai City, I had no money to take a bus, so I had to pick up a train. As a result, I picked up a coal train and made me an African. My sister's clothes are broken, and I have no face to go back to the temple." Master Kong Kong has a miserable expression."I didn't expect Master Kong Kong to have a mantra, hey hey." Li Fei was amused. The monk said "niemei's" more eloquently than him."Sister Ni, don't you all say that? At first, I thought it was a mantra to scold someone else's sister. I also learned to sleep in a trough, spicy next door and MMP. I also met many beautiful women with big breasts and long legs along the way. If my master hadn't warned me not to touch women, women are goblins, I would definitely hook up with some girls to accompany me Go back to practice. "Master Kong was speechless, and Li Fei was stunned. Then Master Kong smiled and said."Tell you something more exciting. Do you want to hear it?"Li Fei doesn't have to think about it. It's certainly not a good thing, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity and asked, "if you're interested, tell me.""I peeped at a girl taking a bath in the next city.""Shit."Li Fei almost jumped out of his chair. The monk was so stupid that he peeped at his sister's bath."What are you fussing about?" Master Kong turned his eyes, "I saw it by accident. When I was staying in the hotel, I passed by a room that didn't close the door. There was a sound of water in it. I thought I didn't turn off the tap, so I kindly went in and turned off the tap. As a result, a sister took a bath in it. The bathroom was a frosted glass door, which I saw. I only looked at it and ran away. I went back and read the Scriptures a hundred times to redeem it, so I can't blame me. I blame my sister It's not closed. "Li Fei thought about it and nodded: "yes, I can't blame you, sister.""Isn't it." Master Kong Kong's expression of beating his chest and feet said, "it's all my sister's fault. If master knows, he will punish me not to go down the mountain all my life. So I deeply understand master's words. Sister is a goblin and I have to stay away."Li Fei disagreed with the logic and nodded in agreement.
