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Liu Li was very clear on how possessive the Commander was towards Fat Fang. He quickly turned around. “Fat women, you’re really shameless. You don’t even close the door when you go to the bathroom!”
She wouldn’t really go to the bathroom without closing the door. She was just messing with Liu Li. Who let him be so on guard against her?
“I’m not closing the door.” She put her dress down and sat on top of the toilet seat to take a break.
“What are you doing, Liu Li?!” Bai Qinghao’s icy voice sounded from the living room.
“Replying to Commander, this subordinate is ‘protecting’ Ms. Fang!” He couldn’t admit that he was guarding against her or the Commander would punish him.
Fang Xinxin stood up. Once her butt moved away from the toilet, the toilet flushed automatically.
She walked out and passed by Liu Li. She patted his shoulder earnestly. “Such careful ‘protection.’ You’ve worked hard, Guard Liu.”
“Please don’t pat my shoulder. You didn’t wash your hands after you used the bathroom!” Liu Li looked disdainful.
Fang Xinxin didn’t use the toilet at all. She deliberately tried to disgust him. “Yeah. I also have excrement on my hand that I rubbed on you.”
“……!” Liu Li looked like he couldn’t bear it. “Fat Fang, can you not be so disgusting?”
“Can you grow a brain? It’s been less than two minutes. How can it be so fast?”
“Two minutes is enough for me to use the toilet!”
“Even taking a number 2?” She asked.
He snorted. “Of course. That’s called efficiency.”
“Okay. It takes me five to ten minutes to do it.” She said frankly, “I didn’t actually take a number 2. The excrement on my hands might be your Commander’s from earlier.”
“The Commander’s excrement is fragrant.” The Commander was a noble god in Liu Li’s heart.
It was Fang Xinxin’s turn to be dumbfounded. “I finally learned that Guard Liu is such a suck up.”
Bai Qinghao was sitting on the imported Italian luxury sofa in the living room. He heard their conversation and his face turned black. He said darkly, “What nonsense are you saying?! Guard Liu, you better explain it clearly to Fang Xinxin!”
Liu Li could only respectfully say, “Ms. Fang, our Commander is obsessed with cleanliness. It’s not possible that he doesn’t flush the toilet or leaving anything dirty around the toilet. The Commander’s toilet is cleaner than your face. So, it’s not possible that it’s the Commander’s excrement on your hand. You will never see the Commander’s excrement in your life.”
“Really?” Fang Xinxin gnashed her teeth. She was extremely furious. “Can you not compare the toilet to my face?”
“It’s the truth.”
“F*ck!” Fang Xinxin cursed. “After I become beautiful, I will blind your eyes!”
“You’re talking about the next life?” Liu Li was very sincere.
“Huh.” Fang Xinxin snorted and walked back to the living room. She said to Bai Qinghao, who was sitting on the sofa, “Qinghao, let me see when you use the bathroom some day.”
Bai Qinghao was holding a cup of tea that a maid brought over. He had just taken a sip. When he heard what she said, he almost sprayed his tea out.
Fortunately, he was very cultured. He wouldn’t do something so uncultured as spitting tea out.
He forcibly swallowed the tea in his mouth. It didn’t go up or down. He choked and coughed. “Cough…… Cough……”
The darned Fang Xinxin really shocked people endlessly.
“Are you okay?” Fang Xinxin quickly went over to him. She gently patted his chest and, like she was coaxing a child, said, “Let me pat you. It’ll be okay…….”
Bai Qinghao looked surprised by her caring action. She didn’t seem to be…… opposed to touching him?
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Liu Li was very clear on how possessive the Commander was towards Fat Fang. He quickly turned around. “Fat women, you’re really shameless. You don’t even close the door when you go to the bathroom!”
She wouldn’t really go to the bathroom without closing the door. She was just messing with Liu Li. Who let him be so on guard against her?
“I’m not closing the door.” She put her dress down and sat on top of the toilet seat to take a break.
“What are you doing, Liu Li?!” Bai Qinghao’s icy voice sounded from the living room.
“Replying to Commander, this subordinate is ‘protecting’ Ms. Fang!” He couldn’t admit that he was guarding against her or the Commander would punish him.
Fang Xinxin stood up. Once her butt moved away from the toilet, the toilet flushed automatically.
She walked out and passed by Liu Li. She patted his shoulder earnestly. “Such careful ‘protection.’ You’ve worked hard, Guard Liu.”
“Please don’t pat my shoulder. You didn’t wash your hands after you used the bathroom!” Liu Li looked disdainful.
Fang Xinxin didn’t use the toilet at all. She deliberately tried to disgust him. “Yeah. I also have excrement on my hand that I rubbed on you.”
“……!” Liu Li looked like he couldn’t bear it. “Fat Fang, can you not be so disgusting?”
“Can you grow a brain? It’s been less than two minutes. How can it be so fast?”
“Two minutes is enough for me to use the toilet!”
“Even taking a number 2?” She asked.
He snorted. “Of course. That’s called efficiency.”
“Okay. It takes me five to ten minutes to do it.” She said frankly, “I didn’t actually take a number 2. The excrement on my hands might be your Commander’s from earlier.”
“The Commander’s excrement is fragrant.” The Commander was a noble god in Liu Li’s heart.
It was Fang Xinxin’s turn to be dumbfounded. “I finally learned that Guard Liu is such a suck up.”
Bai Qinghao was sitting on the imported Italian luxury sofa in the living room. He heard their conversation and his face turned black. He said darkly, “What nonsense are you saying?! Guard Liu, you better explain it clearly to Fang Xinxin!”
Liu Li could only respectfully say, “Ms. Fang, our Commander is obsessed with cleanliness. It’s not possible that he doesn’t flush the toilet or leaving anything dirty around the toilet. The Commander’s toilet is cleaner than your face. So, it’s not possible that it’s the Commander’s excrement on your hand. You will never see the Commander’s excrement in your life.”
“Really?” Fang Xinxin gnashed her teeth. She was extremely furious. “Can you not compare the toilet to my face?”
“It’s the truth.”
“F*ck!” Fang Xinxin cursed. “After I become beautiful, I will blind your eyes!”
“You’re talking about the next life?” Liu Li was very sincere.
“Huh.” Fang Xinxin snorted and walked back to the living room. She said to Bai Qinghao, who was sitting on the sofa, “Qinghao, let me see when you use the bathroom some day.”
Bai Qinghao was holding a cup of tea that a maid brought over. He had just taken a sip. When he heard what she said, he almost sprayed his tea out.
Fortunately, he was very cultured. He wouldn’t do something so uncultured as spitting tea out.
He forcibly swallowed the tea in his mouth. It didn’t go up or down. He choked and coughed. “Cough…… Cough……”
The darned Fang Xinxin really shocked people endlessly.
“Are you okay?” Fang Xinxin quickly went over to him. She gently patted his chest and, like she was coaxing a child, said, “Let me pat you. It’ll be okay…….”
Bai Qinghao looked surprised by her caring action. She didn’t seem to be…… opposed to touching him?
Liu Li was very clear on how possessive the Commander was towards Fat Fang. He quickly turned around. Fat women, you're really shameless. You don't even close the door when you go to the bathroom!She wouldn't really go to the bathroom without closing the door. She was just messing with Liu Li. Who let him be so on guard against her?I'm not closing the door. She put her dress down and sat on top of the toilet seat to take a break.What are you doing, Liu Li?! Bai Qinghao's icy voice sounded from the living room.Replying to Commander, this subordinate is protecting' Ms. Fang! He couldn't admit that he was guarding against her or the Commander would punish him.Fang Xinxin stood up. Once her butt moved away from the toilet, the toilet flushed automatically.She walked out and passed by Liu Li. She patted his shoulder earnestly. Such careful protection.' You've worked hard, Guard Liu.Please don't pat my shoulder. You didn't wash your hands after you used the bathroom! Liu Li looked disdainful.Fang Xinxin didn't use the toilet at all. She deliberately tried to disgust him. Yeah. I also have excrement on my hand that I rubbed on you.! Liu Li looked like he couldn't bear it. Fat Fang, can you not be so disgusting?Can you grow a brain? It's been less than two minutes. How can it be so fast?Two minutes is enough for me to use the toilet!Even taking a number 2? She asked.He snorted. Of course. That's called efficiency.Okay. It takes me five to ten minutes to do it. She said frankly, I didn't actually take a number 2. The excrement on my hands might be your Commander's from earlier.The Commander's excrement is fragrant. The Commander was a noble god in Liu Li's heart.It was Fang Xinxin's turn to be dumbfounded. I finally learned that Guard Liu is such a suck up.Bai Qinghao was sitting on the imported Italian luxury sofa in the living room. He heard their conversation and his face turned black. He said darkly, What nonsense are you saying?! Guard Liu, you better explain it clearly to Fang Xinxin!Liu Li could only respectfully say, Ms. Fang, our Commander is obsessed with cleanliness. It's not possible that he doesn't flush the toilet or leaving anything dirty around the toilet. The Commander's toilet is cleaner than your face. So, it's not possible that it's the Commander's excrement on your hand. You will never see the Commander's excrement in your life.Really? Fang Xinxin gnashed her teeth. She was extremely furious. Can you not compare the toilet to my face?It's the truth.F*ck! Fang Xinxin cursed. After I become beautiful, I will blind your eyes!You're talking about the next life? Liu Li was very sincere.Huh. Fang Xinxin snorted and walked back to the living room. She said to Bai Qinghao, who was sitting on the sofa, Qinghao, let me see when you use the bathroom some day.Bai Qinghao was holding a cup of tea that a maid brought over. He had just taken a sip. When he heard what she said, he almost sprayed his tea out.Fortunately, he was very cultured. He wouldn't do something so uncultured as spitting tea out.He forcibly swallowed the tea in his mouth. It didn't go up or down. He choked and coughed. CoughCoughThe darned Fang Xinxin really shocked people endlessly.Are you okay? Fang Xinxin quickly went over to him. She gently patted his chest and, like she was coaxing a child, said, Let me pat you. It'll be okay.Bai Qinghao looked surprised by her caring action. She didn't seem to be opposed to touching him?
