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"Hehe, you let me run and I will run away? Then I am not very faceless?" Mei Lin spread his hands, thinking that since there are debts in which country he goes to, there are groups of Xiaoqiang who come to ask for trouble and collect debts. Run a fart yourself?
"You two, don't make a noise, you just became couple adventurers. The guild has a regulation specifically for couple adventurers. I hope you can know..." Rukia clapped her hands, and hope that Merlin and Alice will pay attention." The guild stipulates that couple adventurers need to accept commissions together, otherwise I won’t approve you. If you want to team up with other people, you must be two people together. It’s impossible for two people to accept commissions separately."
"Huh?" Merlin and Alice were both shocked, thinking that this rule was really an unexpected pit!
It turns out that the two owe a lot of debts. If they can make money separately, it will be faster, but obviously they must be entrusted together. The tightening of debt repayment is much slower, but the main problem is
Two people can't see each other, and they want to kick each other away!
"Tsk! Why do I have to team up with a salted fish? It always drags me down..." Merlin frowned, eyes full of disgust, thinking that Alice's nosy character is very annoying, and she is the most resistant. It's this kind of person, and there is never a good thing to do with Alice.
"Ha!? Do you think I would like to be with you? A narcissistic porno..." The blue veins on Alice's forehead pulsed wildly, thinking that even though the commission completion rate is guaranteed with Merlin, it’s just that Merlin is upset, she As a former brave, he actually wanted to team up with a demon, which was a bit humiliated.
"It's also impossible. A couple of years ago, there was a couple of adventurers. The wife went out on missions alone with others. As a result, her husband was put on a green hat, and things were raging. As a result, the guild headquarters introduced this new rule. "Lucia said awkwardly, hoping that Alice and Merlin would understand.
"Haha, woman~" Merlin squinted at Alice, meaning it goes without saying.
"What's your look? Bastard..." Alice gritted her teeth angrily.
The eyes of the two seemed to be firing electric lights, stimulating each other. If Alice could beat Merlin, she might have drawn a sword now.
"Don't be like this..." Rukia slipped on her forehead in a cold sweat, embarrassingly a peacemaker, "Think about how you will work hard together as couple adventurers in the future, be peaceful, and cheer for life~"
"Miss Alice, I have a proposal!" Arnold jumped out again to brush his presence.
"There is fart, no fart!" Alice was angry now, and she smelled of gunpowder.
"Miss Alice, please marry me, and I will pay your debts! Although it is an astronomical figure for me, I will help Miss Alice even if I sell the mansion!" Arnold ran away. Come here, stab at one knee, "Give me a chance, Miss Alice~"
"Go away..." Alice treated Arnold as the air, and felt that today was really unlucky. She wanted to stay away from Merlin, so she turned her head and left, "Huh~!"
For Arnold's enthusiasm, Alice will definitely refuse. She has a high self-esteem and does not need other people's charity.
And also marry Arnold?This is even worse, making it seem like you are selling yourself to pay off your debts.
Arnold was dejected and turned into a paper man in a mess in the cold wind. The first marriage proposal in his life ended in a failure at the speed of light.
"Sorrow~Sorrow~" Hobbes comforted, but smiled happily on his face than anyone else, clearly gloating.
"Wait! Alice, don't leave!" Merlin stopped Alice suddenly.
"What are you doing?! Don't talk to me shamelessly." Alice asked, pinching her waist back.
"I..." Merlin was a little angry, this guy has a bad temper, "Did you forget something important?"
"What can I forget?! Do you think I'm the same as you, dementia..." Alice said unceremoniously.
"Uh..." Merlin felt his heart stabbed. He is now over 200 years old according to human age. He is most taboo to be called dementia. "Money! Does money understand? You are mentally retarded!"
"What...what?! Want to blackmail my savings?" Alice put the purse behind her, posing as a miser.
"The remuneration is together. I want to get back my own share. How can it be called blackmail? You are getting better and harder?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, thinking that Alice was cheeky and wanted to embezzle herself. Money.
Alice reacted, opened the purse and looked inside, thinking that there was a copy of Merlin in it.
It's just that there is not much, and I have to give some to Merlin. Alice really doesn't want to give it.
Alice took out a few in a painful manner, and suddenly remembered the matter of co-renting, so she thought about it.
"Don’t you want to share? Now I agree, let me figure out how much you should pay..." Alice was like a small money fan, holding her fingers, "Rent, property, utilities, sanitation, food ..."
Merlin was frightened, because Alice talked about more than 30 kinds of charging items in a single brain, is there any money left?!
"Associating with a series of expenses for the co-renting, this is your income..." After Alice finished calculating, she patted a gold coin on Merlin's table, then turned her head and left the guild, "Huh~!"
Merlin picked up a gold coin on the table with a big face full of confusion, thinking that he had been busy for so long and he had harvested a gold coin!??
"Hahaha, Merlin, congratulations..." Hobbs smiled and leaned over and patted Merlin on the shoulder.
"Welcome to join the Wife Control Club, hehe~"
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Chapter 4: Monthly Ticket Plus
Merlin fooled with Hobbes and the others in the guild until the night before returning home, during which Arnold cried in a mess, yelling to fight Merlin, but did not dare to do it.
After so long, Merlin's head became a little clearer, and he began to think carefully about the future.
Although I have been busy for such a long time, only one gold coin can be paid, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, of course it must be laughed at.
It's just that the tens of millions of debts on Alice made Merlin very speechless and directly crushed his yearning for future life.
Originally, I didn’t have a lot of debts of tens of thousands, but I paid it back after receiving a few big commissions.
Merlin now faintly loses hope for the future life, intends to eat and wait for death, and live a day.
This negative emotion is innate and it is difficult to get rid of it.
Merlin won't regain his strength like Alice, and will still be full of energy and hope the next day.
After all, Merlin has become a habit of eating and waiting for death, too lazy to do anything, and doesn't want to live hard.
I just want to have no trouble and play peacefully in another world.
For people like Merlin who are a bit lazy about late-stage cancer, their biggest dream is to be paralyzed in bed, someone takes care of eating and drinking, and then they won't wake up.
Merlin felt that this was the fucking life of a god, if it weren't for a curse in his heart, this guy would never move when he came to another world.
Merlin staggered back to Ai Li's house and knocked on the door.
Alice came out wearing house clothes and an apron, but only opened the door a little, staring at Merlin very guarded.
"What are you doing here?"
"What else do I do when I go back to my own house?" Merlin said impatiently, "Miss, I paid, and now I have half the right to use the house. If you rush me again, I can't justify..."
"Hmm..." Alice frowned, and after thinking about it, she opened the door, "Come in, and when the neighbor sees an unscrupulous man walking around my door every day, I will think that I am not a serious person either, huh ~!"
"Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, wondering who is not a serious man?Why did not I see?
After entering a familiar house.
When Merlin opened the door, he smelled a scent of meat and saw that there was a cooked steak on the table.
Although there is only one serving, it doesn't matter, because Merlin has a thick skin.
"You actually cooked for me? You are polite~"
Merlin sat down in front of the steak, picked up the knife and fork, not treating herself as an outsider.
Alice was shocked immediately, how could the fruits of her busy life be given to Merlin.
"Get up! This is my steak! Get what you want to eat, don't grab it with me!"
Alice walked over, grabbed Merlin by the collar of her dress, and yanked.
But Merlin seemed to have learned how to fall, motionless, as if her hips merged with the chair.
"Miss Alice, what you said is wrong? I remember that I taught food expenses? How come there is no share for me?" Merlin showed a very playful expression.
"This..." Alice was speechless, wondering if she really said that the food expenses came?Anyway, I was talking nonsense at the time, and didn't care about that much, "That...that's only half of you!"
"Tsk!" Merlin slashed halfway with the knife, and inserted the plate that was thrown to the opposite side. "It's really troublesome..."
"Humph~!" Alice sat angrily across from Merlin, looking at half of the steaks very aggrieved. She was going to have a full meal and prepared for a long time, but now half is left, and the other half is on the bastard's plate.
Merlin calmly tasted Alice's craftsmanship, frowning immediately, "It's really unpalatable, wasting ingredients, the steak has a sour taste on the outside, and it's a bit salty, and it's not tender enough on the inside, just barely satisfying the hunger... "
"Then don't eat, spit it out!" Alice patted the table dissatisfiedly.
"Why don't you eat white or not, I never pick and choose." Merlin chewed the steak, eyes full of disgust, "but you don't have a big chest and your cooking skills are not good. It is estimated that it will be difficult to marry in the future, because as a The beauty of women is 0~"
"Shut up, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks! Is the breast an important thing? The bigger it is, the more inconvenient it is to move. It is very convenient like me." Alice wanted to nail the fork in her hand to Merlin's On the forehead.
"Since you don't care so much, can you not plug your chest pad in the future?" Merlin said with a smile.
"I...I'm willing to stuff! Leave me alone!" Alice patted the table angrily, "Heh~" Merlin sneered, and continued, "But your cooking is a virtue, probably your mother's cooking is not how is everything……"
"My parents have passed away a long time ago. I lived with my teacher since I was a child, and the teacher would bake sweet potatoes." Alice said lightly.
Seeing that there was no emotion on Alice's face, Merlin guessed that this guy's face had never been seen by his parents, otherwise he couldn't be so cold.
"No wonder the breasts are so small, I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was young..."
"Can you stop telling me about my breasts?" Alice put on a serious face, "I tell you! If you wear corset-shaped underwear, breasts, I will get a squeeze."
"You can pull it down~!" Merlin almost laughed, "You can cut your hair short, go to the men's bathhouse for a walk, and if someone recognizes you as a female, I will dice."
"You!" Alice threw Merlin angrily at the fork in her hand and lased it out.
"Huh." Merlin snorted coldly, taking the fork easily, still spinning around in his hand, "Miss, don't use force, it's a bit of quality."
Alice had nothing to do with Merlin, her face flushed with anger, her cheeks bulged into a little bun.
"Although you have many shortcomings, you can barely use it as a maid, and you will use it to wash your feet in the future~" Like an uncle, Merlin directly divided Alice into the servant class.
"Go! I'm an equal relationship with you, so everything must be regulated..." Alice stretched out her finger, and she seemed to have to plan in detail, "We take turns to do the meal! We also clean once, and use the bathroom. First, you can’t use the bathroom until I finish it. You have to wait until I finish it.”
"Hey!" Merlin felt that it was not very fair, it was all Alice who had the upper hand, "Then if you don't take a bath, I have to wait all the time?"
"Yes! That's right." Alice nodded, like a little landlord.
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"Hehe, you let me run and I will run away? Then I am not very faceless?" Mei Lin spread his hands, thinking that since there are debts in which country he goes to, there are groups of Xiaoqiang who come to ask for trouble and collect debts. Run a fart yourself?
"You two, don't make a noise, you just became couple adventurers. The guild has a regulation specifically for couple adventurers. I hope you can know..." Rukia clapped her hands, and hope that Merlin and Alice will pay attention." The guild stipulates that couple adventurers need to accept commissions together, otherwise I won’t approve you. If you want to team up with other people, you must be two people together. It’s impossible for two people to accept commissions separately."
"Huh?" Merlin and Alice were both shocked, thinking that this rule was really an unexpected pit!
It turns out that the two owe a lot of debts. If they can make money separately, it will be faster, but obviously they must be entrusted together. The tightening of debt repayment is much slower, but the main problem is
Two people can't see each other, and they want to kick each other away!
"Tsk! Why do I have to team up with a salted fish? It always drags me down..." Merlin frowned, eyes full of disgust, thinking that Alice's nosy character is very annoying, and she is the most resistant. It's this kind of person, and there is never a good thing to do with Alice.
"Ha!? Do you think I would like to be with you? A narcissistic porno..." The blue veins on Alice's forehead pulsed wildly, thinking that even though the commission completion rate is guaranteed with Merlin, it’s just that Merlin is upset, she As a former brave, he actually wanted to team up with a demon, which was a bit humiliated.
"It's also impossible. A couple of years ago, there was a couple of adventurers. The wife went out on missions alone with others. As a result, her husband was put on a green hat, and things were raging. As a result, the guild headquarters introduced this new rule. "Lucia said awkwardly, hoping that Alice and Merlin would understand.
"Haha, woman~" Merlin squinted at Alice, meaning it goes without saying.
"What's your look? Bastard..." Alice gritted her teeth angrily.
The eyes of the two seemed to be firing electric lights, stimulating each other. If Alice could beat Merlin, she might have drawn a sword now.
"Don't be like this..." Rukia slipped on her forehead in a cold sweat, embarrassingly a peacemaker, "Think about how you will work hard together as couple adventurers in the future, be peaceful, and cheer for life~"
"Miss Alice, I have a proposal!" Arnold jumped out again to brush his presence.
"There is fart, no fart!" Alice was angry now, and she smelled of gunpowder.
"Miss Alice, please marry me, and I will pay your debts! Although it is an astronomical figure for me, I will help Miss Alice even if I sell the mansion!" Arnold ran away. Come here, stab at one knee, "Give me a chance, Miss Alice~"
"Go away..." Alice treated Arnold as the air, and felt that today was really unlucky. She wanted to stay away from Merlin, so she turned her head and left, "Huh~!"
For Arnold's enthusiasm, Alice will definitely refuse. She has a high self-esteem and does not need other people's charity.
And also marry Arnold?This is even worse, making it seem like you are selling yourself to pay off your debts.
Arnold was dejected and turned into a paper man in a mess in the cold wind. The first marriage proposal in his life ended in a failure at the speed of light.
"Sorrow~Sorrow~" Hobbes comforted, but smiled happily on his face than anyone else, clearly gloating.
"Wait! Alice, don't leave!" Merlin stopped Alice suddenly.
"What are you doing?! Don't talk to me shamelessly." Alice asked, pinching her waist back.
"I..." Merlin was a little angry, this guy has a bad temper, "Did you forget something important?"
"What can I forget?! Do you think I'm the same as you, dementia..." Alice said unceremoniously.
"Uh..." Merlin felt his heart stabbed. He is now over 200 years old according to human age. He is most taboo to be called dementia. "Money! Does money understand? You are mentally retarded!"
"What...what?! Want to blackmail my savings?" Alice put the purse behind her, posing as a miser.
"The remuneration is together. I want to get back my own share. How can it be called blackmail? You are getting better and harder?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, thinking that Alice was cheeky and wanted to embezzle herself. Money.
Alice reacted, opened the purse and looked inside, thinking that there was a copy of Merlin in it.
It's just that there is not much, and I have to give some to Merlin. Alice really doesn't want to give it.
Alice took out a few in a painful manner, and suddenly remembered the matter of co-renting, so she thought about it.
"Don’t you want to share? Now I agree, let me figure out how much you should pay..." Alice was like a small money fan, holding her fingers, "Rent, property, utilities, sanitation, food ..."
Merlin was frightened, because Alice talked about more than 30 kinds of charging items in a single brain, is there any money left?!
"Associating with a series of expenses for the co-renting, this is your income..." After Alice finished calculating, she patted a gold coin on Merlin's table, then turned her head and left the guild, "Huh~!"
Merlin picked up a gold coin on the table with a big face full of confusion, thinking that he had been busy for so long and he had harvested a gold coin!??
"Hahaha, Merlin, congratulations..." Hobbs smiled and leaned over and patted Merlin on the shoulder.
"Welcome to join the Wife Control Club, hehe~"
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Chapter 4: Monthly Ticket Plus
Merlin fooled with Hobbes and the others in the guild until the night before returning home, during which Arnold cried in a mess, yelling to fight Merlin, but did not dare to do it.
After so long, Merlin's head became a little clearer, and he began to think carefully about the future.
Although I have been busy for such a long time, only one gold coin can be paid, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, of course it must be laughed at.
It's just that the tens of millions of debts on Alice made Merlin very speechless and directly crushed his yearning for future life.
Originally, I didn’t have a lot of debts of tens of thousands, but I paid it back after receiving a few big commissions.
Merlin now faintly loses hope for the future life, intends to eat and wait for death, and live a day.
This negative emotion is innate and it is difficult to get rid of it.
Merlin won't regain his strength like Alice, and will still be full of energy and hope the next day.
After all, Merlin has become a habit of eating and waiting for death, too lazy to do anything, and doesn't want to live hard.
I just want to have no trouble and play peacefully in another world.
For people like Merlin who are a bit lazy about late-stage cancer, their biggest dream is to be paralyzed in bed, someone takes care of eating and drinking, and then they won't wake up.
Merlin felt that this was the fucking life of a god, if it weren't for a curse in his heart, this guy would never move when he came to another world.
Merlin staggered back to Ai Li's house and knocked on the door.
Alice came out wearing house clothes and an apron, but only opened the door a little, staring at Merlin very guarded.
"What are you doing here?"
"What else do I do when I go back to my own house?" Merlin said impatiently, "Miss, I paid, and now I have half the right to use the house. If you rush me again, I can't justify..."
"Hmm..." Alice frowned, and after thinking about it, she opened the door, "Come in, and when the neighbor sees an unscrupulous man walking around my door every day, I will think that I am not a serious person either, huh ~!"
"Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, wondering who is not a serious man?Why did not I see?
After entering a familiar house.
When Merlin opened the door, he smelled a scent of meat and saw that there was a cooked steak on the table.
Although there is only one serving, it doesn't matter, because Merlin has a thick skin.
"You actually cooked for me? You are polite~"
Merlin sat down in front of the steak, picked up the knife and fork, not treating herself as an outsider.
Alice was shocked immediately, how could the fruits of her busy life be given to Merlin.
"Get up! This is my steak! Get what you want to eat, don't grab it with me!"
Alice walked over, grabbed Merlin by the collar of her dress, and yanked.
But Merlin seemed to have learned how to fall, motionless, as if her hips merged with the chair.
"Miss Alice, what you said is wrong? I remember that I taught food expenses? How come there is no share for me?" Merlin showed a very playful expression.
"This..." Alice was speechless, wondering if she really said that the food expenses came?Anyway, I was talking nonsense at the time, and didn't care about that much, "That...that's only half of you!"
"Tsk!" Merlin slashed halfway with the knife, and inserted the plate that was thrown to the opposite side. "It's really troublesome..."
"Humph~!" Alice sat angrily across from Merlin, looking at half of the steaks very aggrieved. She was going to have a full meal and prepared for a long time, but now half is left, and the other half is on the bastard's plate.
Merlin calmly tasted Alice's craftsmanship, frowning immediately, "It's really unpalatable, wasting ingredients, the steak has a sour taste on the outside, and it's a bit salty, and it's not tender enough on the inside, just barely satisfying the hunger... "
"Then don't eat, spit it out!" Alice patted the table dissatisfiedly.
"Why don't you eat white or not, I never pick and choose." Merlin chewed the steak, eyes full of disgust, "but you don't have a big chest and your cooking skills are not good. It is estimated that it will be difficult to marry in the future, because as a The beauty of women is 0~"
"Shut up, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks! Is the breast an important thing? The bigger it is, the more inconvenient it is to move. It is very convenient like me." Alice wanted to nail the fork in her hand to Merlin's On the forehead.
"Since you don't care so much, can you not plug your chest pad in the future?" Merlin said with a smile.
"I...I'm willing to stuff! Leave me alone!" Alice patted the table angrily, "Heh~" Merlin sneered, and continued, "But your cooking is a virtue, probably your mother's cooking is not how is everything……"
"My parents have passed away a long time ago. I lived with my teacher since I was a child, and the teacher would bake sweet potatoes." Alice said lightly.
Seeing that there was no emotion on Alice's face, Merlin guessed that this guy's face had never been seen by his parents, otherwise he couldn't be so cold.
"No wonder the breasts are so small, I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was young..."
"Can you stop telling me about my breasts?" Alice put on a serious face, "I tell you! If you wear corset-shaped underwear, breasts, I will get a squeeze."
"You can pull it down~!" Merlin almost laughed, "You can cut your hair short, go to the men's bathhouse for a walk, and if someone recognizes you as a female, I will dice."
"You!" Alice threw Merlin angrily at the fork in her hand and lased it out.
"Huh." Merlin snorted coldly, taking the fork easily, still spinning around in his hand, "Miss, don't use force, it's a bit of quality."
Alice had nothing to do with Merlin, her face flushed with anger, her cheeks bulged into a little bun.
"Although you have many shortcomings, you can barely use it as a maid, and you will use it to wash your feet in the future~" Like an uncle, Merlin directly divided Alice into the servant class.
"Go! I'm an equal relationship with you, so everything must be regulated..." Alice stretched out her finger, and she seemed to have to plan in detail, "We take turns to do the meal! We also clean once, and use the bathroom. First, you can’t use the bathroom until I finish it. You have to wait until I finish it.”
"Hey!" Merlin felt that it was not very fair, it was all Alice who had the upper hand, "Then if you don't take a bath, I have to wait all the time?"
"Yes! That's right." Alice nodded, like a little landlord.
"Hehe, you let me run and I will run away? Then I am not very faceless?" Mei Lin spread his hands, thinking that since there are debts in which country he goes to, there are groups of Xiaoqiang who come to ask for trouble and collect debts. Run a fart yourself?"You two, don't make a noise, you just became couple adventurers. The guild has a regulation specifically for couple adventurers. I hope you can know..." Rukia clapped her hands, and hope that Merlin and Alice will pay attention." The guild stipulates that couple adventurers need to accept commissions together, otherwise I won't approve you. If you want to team up with other people, you must be two people together. It's impossible for two people to accept commissions separately.""Huh?" Merlin and Alice were both shocked, thinking that this rule was really an unexpected pit!It turns out that the two owe a lot of debts. If they can make money separately, it will be faster, but obviously they must be entrusted together. The tightening of debt repayment is much slower, but the main problem isTwo people can't see each other, and they want to kick each other away!"Tsk! Why do I have to team up with a salted fish? It always drags me down..." Merlin frowned, eyes full of disgust, thinking that Alice's nosy character is very annoying, and she is the most resistant. It's this kind of person, and there is never a good thing to do with Alice."Ha!? Do you think I would like to be with you? A narcissistic porno..." The blue veins on Alice's forehead pulsed wildly, thinking that even though the commission completion rate is guaranteed with Merlin, it's just that Merlin is upset, she As a former brave, he actually wanted to team up with a demon, which was a bit humiliated."It's also impossible. A couple of years ago, there was a couple of adventurers. The wife went out on missions alone with others. As a result, her husband was put on a green hat, and things were raging. As a result, the guild headquarters introduced this new rule. "Lucia said awkwardly, hoping that Alice and Merlin would understand."Haha, woman~" Merlin squinted at Alice, meaning it goes without saying."What's your look? Bastard..." Alice gritted her teeth angrily.The eyes of the two seemed to be firing electric lights, stimulating each other. If Alice could beat Merlin, she might have drawn a sword now."Don't be like this..." Rukia slipped on her forehead in a cold sweat, embarrassingly a peacemaker, "Think about how you will work hard together as couple adventurers in the future, be peaceful, and cheer for life~""Miss Alice, I have a proposal!" Arnold jumped out again to brush his presence."There is fart, no fart!" Alice was angry now, and she smelled of gunpowder."Miss Alice, please marry me, and I will pay your debts! Although it is an astronomical figure for me, I will help Miss Alice even if I sell the mansion!" Arnold ran away. Come here, stab at one knee, "Give me a chance, Miss Alice~""Go away..." Alice treated Arnold as the air, and felt that today was really unlucky. She wanted to stay away from Merlin, so she turned her head and left, "Huh~!"For Arnold's enthusiasm, Alice will definitely refuse. She has a high self-esteem and does not need other people's charity.And also marry Arnold?This is even worse, making it seem like you are selling yourself to pay off your debts.Arnold was dejected and turned into a paper man in a mess in the cold wind. The first marriage proposal in his life ended in a failure at the speed of light."Sorrow~Sorrow~" Hobbes comforted, but smiled happily on his face than anyone else, clearly gloating."Wait! Alice, don't leave!" Merlin stopped Alice suddenly."What are you doing?! Don't talk to me shamelessly." Alice asked, pinching her waist back."I..." Merlin was a little angry, this guy has a bad temper, "Did you forget something important?""What can I forget?! Do you think I'm the same as you, dementia..." Alice said unceremoniously."Uh..." Merlin felt his heart stabbed. He is now over 200 years old according to human age. He is most taboo to be called dementia. "Money! Does money understand? You are mentally retarded!""What...what?! Want to blackmail my savings?" Alice put the purse behind her, posing as a miser."The remuneration is together. I want to get back my own share. How can it be called blackmail? You are getting better and harder?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, thinking that Alice was cheeky and wanted to embezzle herself. Money.Alice reacted, opened the purse and looked inside, thinking that there was a copy of Merlin in it.It's just that there is not much, and I have to give some to Merlin. Alice really doesn't want to give it.Alice took out a few in a painful manner, and suddenly remembered the matter of co-renting, so she thought about it."Don't you want to share? Now I agree, let me figure out how much you should pay..." Alice was like a small money fan, holding her fingers, "Rent, property, utilities, sanitation, food ..."Merlin was frightened, because Alice talked about more than 30 kinds of charging items in a single brain, is there any money left?!"Associating with a series of expenses for the co-renting, this is your income..." After Alice finished calculating, she patted a gold coin on Merlin's table, then turned her head and left the guild, "Huh~!"Merlin picked up a gold coin on the table with a big face full of confusion, thinking that he had been busy for so long and he had harvested a gold coin!??"Hahaha, Merlin, congratulations..." Hobbs smiled and leaned over and patted Merlin on the shoulder."Welcome to join the Wife Control Club, hehe~"????????Chapter 4: Monthly Ticket PlusMerlin fooled with Hobbes and the others in the guild until the night before returning home, during which Arnold cried in a mess, yelling to fight Merlin, but did not dare to do it.After so long, Merlin's head became a little clearer, and he began to think carefully about the future.Although I have been busy for such a long time, only one gold coin can be paid, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, of course it must be laughed at.It's just that the tens of millions of debts on Alice made Merlin very speechless and directly crushed his yearning for future life.Originally, I didn't have a lot of debts of tens of thousands, but I paid it back after receiving a few big commissions.Merlin now faintly loses hope for the future life, intends to eat and wait for death, and live a day.This negative emotion is innate and it is difficult to get rid of it.Merlin won't regain his strength like Alice, and will still be full of energy and hope the next day.After all, Merlin has become a habit of eating and waiting for death, too lazy to do anything, and doesn't want to live hard.I just want to have no trouble and play peacefully in another world.For people like Merlin who are a bit lazy about late-stage cancer, their biggest dream is to be paralyzed in bed, someone takes care of eating and drinking, and then they won't wake up.Merlin felt that this was the fucking life of a god, if it weren't for a curse in his heart, this guy would never move when he came to another world.Merlin staggered back to Ai Li's house and knocked on the door.Alice came out wearing house clothes and an apron, but only opened the door a little, staring at Merlin very guarded."What are you doing here?""What else do I do when I go back to my own house?" Merlin said impatiently, "Miss, I paid, and now I have half the right to use the house. If you rush me again, I can't justify...""Hmm..." Alice frowned, and after thinking about it, she opened the door, "Come in, and when the neighbor sees an unscrupulous man walking around my door every day, I will think that I am not a serious person either, huh ~!""Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, wondering who is not a serious man?Why did not I see?After entering a familiar house.When Merlin opened the door, he smelled a scent of meat and saw that there was a cooked steak on the table.Although there is only one serving, it doesn't matter, because Merlin has a thick skin."You actually cooked for me? You are polite~"Merlin sat down in front of the steak, picked up the knife and fork, not treating herself as an outsider.Alice was shocked immediately, how could the fruits of her busy life be given to Merlin."Get up! This is my steak! Get what you want to eat, don't grab it with me!"Alice walked over, grabbed Merlin by the collar of her dress, and yanked.But Merlin seemed to have learned how to fall, motionless, as if her hips merged with the chair."Miss Alice, what you said is wrong? I remember that I taught food expenses? How come there is no share for me?" Merlin showed a very playful expression."This..." Alice was speechless, wondering if she really said that the food expenses came?Anyway, I was talking nonsense at the time, and didn't care about that much, "That...that's only half of you!""Tsk!" Merlin slashed halfway with the knife, and inserted the plate that was thrown to the opposite side. "It's really troublesome...""Humph~!" Alice sat angrily across from Merlin, looking at half of the steaks very aggrieved. She was going to have a full meal and prepared for a long time, but now half is left, and the other half is on the bastard's plate.Merlin calmly tasted Alice's craftsmanship, frowning immediately, "It's really unpalatable, wasting ingredients, the steak has a sour taste on the outside, and it's a bit salty, and it's not tender enough on the inside, just barely satisfying the hunger... ""Then don't eat, spit it out!" Alice patted the table dissatisfiedly."Why don't you eat white or not, I never pick and choose." Merlin chewed the steak, eyes full of disgust, "but you don't have a big chest and your cooking skills are not good. It is estimated that it will be difficult to marry in the future, because as a The beauty of women is 0~""Shut up, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks! Is the breast an important thing? The bigger it is, the more inconvenient it is to move. It is very convenient like me." Alice wanted to nail the fork in her hand to Merlin's On the forehead."Since you don't care so much, can you not plug your chest pad in the future?" Merlin said with a smile."I...I'm willing to stuff! Leave me alone!" Alice patted the table angrily, "Heh~" Merlin sneered, and continued, "But your cooking is a virtue, probably your mother's cooking is not how is everything""My parents have passed away a long time ago. I lived with my teacher since I was a child, and the teacher would bake sweet potatoes." Alice said lightly.Seeing that there was no emotion on Alice's face, Merlin guessed that this guy's face had never been seen by his parents, otherwise he couldn't be so cold."No wonder the breasts are so small, I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was young...""Can you stop telling me about my breasts?" Alice put on a serious face, "I tell you! If you wear corset-shaped underwear, breasts, I will get a squeeze.""You can pull it down~!" Merlin almost laughed, "You can cut your hair short, go to the men's bathhouse for a walk, and if someone recognizes you as a female, I will dice.""You!" Alice threw Merlin angrily at the fork in her hand and lased it out."Huh." Merlin snorted coldly, taking the fork easily, still spinning around in his hand, "Miss, don't use force, it's a bit of quality."Alice had nothing to do with Merlin, her face flushed with anger, her cheeks bulged into a little bun."Although you have many shortcomings, you can barely use it as a maid, and you will use it to wash your feet in the future~" Like an uncle, Merlin directly divided Alice into the servant class."Go! I'm an equal relationship with you, so everything must be regulated..." Alice stretched out her finger, and she seemed to have to plan in detail, "We take turns to do the meal! We also clean once, and use the bathroom. First, you can't use the bathroom until I finish it. You have to wait until I finish it."Hey!" Merlin felt that it was not very fair, it was all Alice who had the upper hand, "Then if you don't take a bath, I have to wait all the time?""Yes! That's right." Alice nodded, like a little landlord.
