Chapter 109
The whole team’s IQ went offline.
While their furious captain was online.
There were ten people locked up in a small room together with PD and cameramen standing silently in the corner, making it suddenly a little crowded. When the ID group were gathered together, they all beat Zhou Mingyu in the corner again.
After being bullied, he hid behind Cen Feng and said, “I didn’t write the script, I didn’t know!”
During the commotion, the door opened, and several barbarians came in carrying plates. The plate was filled with food, much more abundant than what they had eaten in the past two days, including vegetables, meat, and soup.
After walking for a while day, everyone was already very hungry, and seeing the food, their faces immediately lit up and let Zhou Mingyu eat.
However, their initial excitement went down the drain after hearing the barbarian said in a rough voice. “Eat more, get fatter, kill one day, just enough!”
ID Group: “…”
The rice in the bowl suddenly tasted sour.
After everyone had eaten and drank enough, ten people were sitting on the hay spread on the ground with their backs against the wall. Their hair was unkempt their faces were dirty, the animal skins on their bodies were torn and everyone was looking greasy, coupled with a look of despair, only one song could describe their feelings.
Iron doors, iron windows, and iron chains, I looked out of the window with tears in my eyes.
The staff from the directing team sprayed water from their mouth when they watched the footage sent back to them.
Meanwhile, the miserable ID group.
After drowning in their misery for a while and eating their fill, Ying Xuze weakly asked Cen Feng. “Captain, what should we do next?”
Escaping was impossible, although the door was unlocked, there were barbarians standing guard with weapons outside. And since they have to follow the rules of the program team, they could not force their way out.
Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows as he tiredly said. “Call for help from the Time Traveler.”
The director has said before that each of them has one and only one chance to ask for help from the time traveler during the recording process. What were they waiting for, if they don’t use it now?
Ying Xuze’s eyes lit up and he immediately raised his hand, “I’m applying for help from the Time Traveler!”
The director’s team took the walkie-talkie and instructed, “Give it to him.”
A mobile phone flew in from the window.
A few of them immediately rushed over to catch it, everyone was very excited to get the phone. The phone did not have a screen lock so after opening the interface, there was a number in the address book with the name “Time Traveler.”
Ying Xuze dialed over and pressed the speaker button, the team immediately gathered in a circle as they nervously and excitedly stared at the phone.
Only to hear the phone beep twice, and after it went through, a cold system voice sounded. “Hello, welcome to Space and Time Management. We are currently busy with work and packed with schedules. Press 1 to continue waiting and press 2 to transfer to self-service.”
Everyone says, “Press 1 press 1 for customer service!”
Ying Xuze pressed 1.
The other end: “We are currently busy with work, to reduce the waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. Press 1 to continue waiting and press 2 to transfer to self-service.”
Ying Xuze repeatedly pressed 1 several times in succession, but in the end, he got angry and pressed 2.
The other end: “Hello, welcome to the self-service system of Space and Time Management, we are sorry to inform you that the management system is currently damaged and is under repair. Self-service is temporarily unavailable, please press 1 to transfer to customer support service.”
ID Group: “???”
Your mom!!!
The chief director was holding a cup of instant noodles while sitting in front of the screen with his legs crossed as he said proudly. “We’ve been building the tribal scenery for many days, so he can’t just let you slip away so easily.”
The evening was already approaching, and the mobile phone was snatched by the barbarian who came in. Ying Xuze angrily shouted into the camera. “Then this isn’t counted!”
After shouting, he squatted to Cen Feng’s side. “Brother Feng, what should we do?”
Cen Feng folded his hands and closed his eyes to rest. “Just wait.”
No matter where he was, even if he was wearing animal skin or in a cage, he always had this calm and indifferent temperament and remained unfazed. Seeing that the captain was like a buddha everyone didn’t worry anymore and soon after they sat down, started laughing and playing again.
Shi Ran amused himself, “This is pretty good, we eat and sleep much better than we did before.”
When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire lit up outside, turning the entire campsite red. Dozens of savages danced around the bonfire, creating a lively atmosphere.
Ten people were escorted to the open space, and the barbarian chief said that he liked to watch them dance, and whoever danced awfully would be eaten first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu burst into tears. “Then he will eat me first.”
The barbarian chief’s henchman held the whip and threatened them. “Still not dancing! Hurry up! Didn’t you hear our chief say he wanted to see you dance? Dance!”
The ID group stood silently, and with the addition of Zhou Mingyu, they were left to dance to Teen Idol’s theme song, “SunAndYoung”.
There was no BGM (background music) so everyone sang and danced. Fortunately, Zhou Mingyu didn’t forget the choreography and was able to barely keep up, after dancing, the chief sitting on the tiger leather chair clapped his hands excitedly. “Not bad! Not bad! It looks good! Do it again!”
Thus, once again, the ten people danced.
They danced “SunAndYoung” ten times before the chief let them go.
Meng Xin cried, “I’ll never want to dance the theme song again in my life.”
Meanwhile, sure enough, the chief pointed at Zhou Mingyu and ordered his henchmen. “I’ll eat him tomorrow morning. I have no appetite lately, so I wanted to eat spicy braised food.”
Zhou Mingyu hugged Cen Feng and cried uncontrollably.
After returning to the small room where they were imprisoned, the barbarian sent another midnight snack, a slice of roasted mutton sprinkled with cumin, and paired with fresh fruits and vegetables which looked very delicious.
He also specifically instructed Zhou Mingyu. “You eat more ah, try to gain two more pounds tonight.”
Zhou Mingyu silently stopped chewing on the mutton.
He looked pitifully at the ID group that was eating with particular gusto, “You guys are going to save me, aren’t you?”
ID Group: “Eat, eat quickly, try not to be a starving ghost.”
Zhou Mingyu angrily said, “You think you’re eating mutton? What you are eating is your conscience!!!”
On this day, they climbed the mountains and ridges, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced all evening making the ID group more tired than the previous two days so they all went to bed around ten o’clock.
Although the barbarians imprisoned them, they did not mistreat them, there were soft brown mats spread under the hay as well as several large blankets for them.
The group lay down horizontally and soon fell asleep.
The cameras inside the room have also been withdrawn, with only one automatic stand-up camera left in the corner. The group performers outside tidied up, finished the day’s work, and went back to sleep in their respective tent houses.
When all was said and done, this was not a barbarian’s camp so all the staff as well as the performers would all naturally fall asleep. Murmurs and the hushed sound of people talking about recording tomorrow morning were the only sounds that could be heard before it finally quieted down.
The night passed silently.
At 3:30 a.m., in the pitch-black small room, Cen Feng opened his eyes.
Without startling anyone, he gently turned over and sat up, walked over to the window to take a look. The campsite was empty, there was no one around.
He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly as the night breeze was fresh carrying an unknown fragrance of flower. He walked to the pool where the energy stones were placed and silently reached out his hand and picked them one by one. He then put all the energy stones inside the burlap sack he hung on his body.
After loading the stones, he walked back to the house and first shook He Sinian awake.
As the youngest, He Sinian listened to his words the most. He opened his eyes drowsily and saw the captain making a quiet gesture at him, immediately waking him up.
Cen Feng said in a low voice. “Wake them up, one by one, and don’t make a sound.”
By the time the remaining eight people woke up, Cen Feng and He Sinian had already packed their belongings. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight and shone it on the ground, which could slightly reflect a little light.
Cen Feng calmly said, “Pack your things, we’re leaving.”
Crap, so they could play it like this. How exciting!
Of course, Zhou Mingyu has been looking forward to this, “Go, go, go, hurry up!”
Everyone’s eyes shone with excitement, and their drowsiness disappeared, without saying a word, they packed their respective bags. And like a cat, the group walked out of the campsite silently, before running towards the moonlit mountain forest in the distance.
The next morning, the staff woke up with a yawn and prepared to start filming for the new day.
The VJ carried their equipment and camera and pushed the door open to take a look.
Crap???
Where are they???
Seeing the empty room through the screen, the director was frightened out of his wits. How could the group suddenly go missing, was this some kind of supernatural variety show?
The entire camp was in a state of panic, searching for people everywhere. Finally, the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly called up the footage to see.
After watching it, the entire program fell silent.
This was probably the first time in the history of variety shows that guests have escaped from the program group, and they still don’t know where the people have gone.
The sound of the director’s roar erupted the mountain, starling the birds in the morning. “Get me someone!!!”
Chapter 109
The whole team’s IQ went offline.
While their furious captain was online.
There were ten people locked up in a small room together with PD and cameramen standing silently in the corner, making it suddenly a little crowded. When the ID group were gathered together, they all beat Zhou Mingyu in the corner again.
After being bullied, he hid behind Cen Feng and said, “I didn’t write the script, I didn’t know!”
During the commotion, the door opened, and several barbarians came in carrying plates. The plate was filled with food, much more abundant than what they had eaten in the past two days, including vegetables, meat, and soup.
After walking for a while day, everyone was already very hungry, and seeing the food, their faces immediately lit up and let Zhou Mingyu eat.
However, their initial excitement went down the drain after hearing the barbarian said in a rough voice. “Eat more, get fatter, kill one day, just enough!”
ID Group: “…”
The rice in the bowl suddenly tasted sour.
After everyone had eaten and drank enough, ten people were sitting on the hay spread on the ground with their backs against the wall. Their hair was unkempt their faces were dirty, the animal skins on their bodies were torn and everyone was looking greasy, coupled with a look of despair, only one song could describe their feelings.
Iron doors, iron windows, and iron chains, I looked out of the window with tears in my eyes.
The staff from the directing team sprayed water from their mouth when they watched the footage sent back to them.
Meanwhile, the miserable ID group.
After drowning in their misery for a while and eating their fill, Ying Xuze weakly asked Cen Feng. “Captain, what should we do next?”
Escaping was impossible, although the door was unlocked, there were barbarians standing guard with weapons outside. And since they have to follow the rules of the program team, they could not force their way out.
Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows as he tiredly said. “Call for help from the Time Traveler.”
The director has said before that each of them has one and only one chance to ask for help from the time traveler during the recording process. What were they waiting for, if they don’t use it now?
Ying Xuze’s eyes lit up and he immediately raised his hand, “I’m applying for help from the Time Traveler!”
The director’s team took the walkie-talkie and instructed, “Give it to him.”
A mobile phone flew in from the window.
A few of them immediately rushed over to catch it, everyone was very excited to get the phone. The phone did not have a screen lock so after opening the interface, there was a number in the address book with the name “Time Traveler.”
Ying Xuze dialed over and pressed the speaker button, the team immediately gathered in a circle as they nervously and excitedly stared at the phone.
Only to hear the phone beep twice, and after it went through, a cold system voice sounded. “Hello, welcome to Space and Time Management. We are currently busy with work and packed with schedules. Press 1 to continue waiting and press 2 to transfer to self-service.”
Everyone says, “Press 1 press 1 for customer service!”
Ying Xuze pressed 1.
The other end: “We are currently busy with work, to reduce the waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. Press 1 to continue waiting and press 2 to transfer to self-service.”
Ying Xuze repeatedly pressed 1 several times in succession, but in the end, he got angry and pressed 2.
The other end: “Hello, welcome to the self-service system of Space and Time Management, we are sorry to inform you that the management system is currently damaged and is under repair. Self-service is temporarily unavailable, please press 1 to transfer to customer support service.”
ID Group: “???”
Your mom!!!
The chief director was holding a cup of instant noodles while sitting in front of the screen with his legs crossed as he said proudly. “We’ve been building the tribal scenery for many days, so he can’t just let you slip away so easily.”
The evening was already approaching, and the mobile phone was snatched by the barbarian who came in. Ying Xuze angrily shouted into the camera. “Then this isn’t counted!”
After shouting, he squatted to Cen Feng’s side. “Brother Feng, what should we do?”
Cen Feng folded his hands and closed his eyes to rest. “Just wait.”
No matter where he was, even if he was wearing animal skin or in a cage, he always had this calm and indifferent temperament and remained unfazed. Seeing that the captain was like a buddha everyone didn’t worry anymore and soon after they sat down, started laughing and playing again.
Shi Ran amused himself, “This is pretty good, we eat and sleep much better than we did before.”
When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire lit up outside, turning the entire campsite red. Dozens of savages danced around the bonfire, creating a lively atmosphere.
Ten people were escorted to the open space, and the barbarian chief said that he liked to watch them dance, and whoever danced awfully would be eaten first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu burst into tears. “Then he will eat me first.”
The barbarian chief’s henchman held the whip and threatened them. “Still not dancing! Hurry up! Didn’t you hear our chief say he wanted to see you dance? Dance!”
The ID group stood silently, and with the addition of Zhou Mingyu, they were left to dance to Teen Idol’s theme song, “SunAndYoung”.
There was no BGM (background music) so everyone sang and danced. Fortunately, Zhou Mingyu didn’t forget the choreography and was able to barely keep up, after dancing, the chief sitting on the tiger leather chair clapped his hands excitedly. “Not bad! Not bad! It looks good! Do it again!”
Thus, once again, the ten people danced.
They danced “SunAndYoung” ten times before the chief let them go.
Meng Xin cried, “I’ll never want to dance the theme song again in my life.”
Meanwhile, sure enough, the chief pointed at Zhou Mingyu and ordered his henchmen. “I’ll eat him tomorrow morning. I have no appetite lately, so I wanted to eat spicy braised food.”
Zhou Mingyu hugged Cen Feng and cried uncontrollably.
After returning to the small room where they were imprisoned, the barbarian sent another midnight snack, a slice of roasted mutton sprinkled with cumin, and paired with fresh fruits and vegetables which looked very delicious.
He also specifically instructed Zhou Mingyu. “You eat more ah, try to gain two more pounds tonight.”
Zhou Mingyu silently stopped chewing on the mutton.
He looked pitifully at the ID group that was eating with particular gusto, “You guys are going to save me, aren’t you?”
ID Group: “Eat, eat quickly, try not to be a starving ghost.”
Zhou Mingyu angrily said, “You think you’re eating mutton? What you are eating is your conscience!!!”
On this day, they climbed the mountains and ridges, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced all evening making the ID group more tired than the previous two days so they all went to bed around ten o’clock.
Although the barbarians imprisoned them, they did not mistreat them, there were soft brown mats spread under the hay as well as several large blankets for them.
The group lay down horizontally and soon fell asleep.
The cameras inside the room have also been withdrawn, with only one automatic stand-up camera left in the corner. The group performers outside tidied up, finished the day’s work, and went back to sleep in their respective tent houses.
When all was said and done, this was not a barbarian’s camp so all the staff as well as the performers would all naturally fall asleep. Murmurs and the hushed sound of people talking about recording tomorrow morning were the only sounds that could be heard before it finally quieted down.
The night passed silently.
At 3:30 a.m., in the pitch-black small room, Cen Feng opened his eyes.
Without startling anyone, he gently turned over and sat up, walked over to the window to take a look. The campsite was empty, there was no one around.
He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly as the night breeze was fresh carrying an unknown fragrance of flower. He walked to the pool where the energy stones were placed and silently reached out his hand and picked them one by one. He then put all the energy stones inside the burlap sack he hung on his body.
After loading the stones, he walked back to the house and first shook He Sinian awake.
As the youngest, He Sinian listened to his words the most. He opened his eyes drowsily and saw the captain making a quiet gesture at him, immediately waking him up.
Cen Feng said in a low voice. “Wake them up, one by one, and don’t make a sound.”
By the time the remaining eight people woke up, Cen Feng and He Sinian had already packed their belongings. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight and shone it on the ground, which could slightly reflect a little light.
Cen Feng calmly said, “Pack your things, we’re leaving.”
Crap, so they could play it like this. How exciting!
Of course, Zhou Mingyu has been looking forward to this, “Go, go, go, hurry up!”
Everyone’s eyes shone with excitement, and their drowsiness disappeared, without saying a word, they packed their respective bags. And like a cat, the group walked out of the campsite silently, before running towards the moonlit mountain forest in the distance.
The next morning, the staff woke up with a yawn and prepared to start filming for the new day.
The VJ carried their equipment and camera and pushed the door open to take a look.
Crap???
Where are they???
Seeing the empty room through the screen, the director was frightened out of his wits. How could the group suddenly go missing, was this some kind of supernatural variety show?
The entire camp was in a state of panic, searching for people everywhere. Finally, the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly called up the footage to see.
After watching it, the entire program fell silent.
This was probably the first time in the history of variety shows that guests have escaped from the program group, and they still don’t know where the people have gone.
The sound of the director’s roar erupted the mountain, starling the birds in the morning. “Get me someone!!!”
