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Published at 3rd of November 2021 09:57:42 AM


Chapter 894: 894

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There was thunderous applause. Billy Christo is worthy of being a comedian who has been in charge of the Oscar host microphone for nine times. The support and support of Hollywood, after a long time of accumulation, has also been polished by countless experiences, is no small thing.

Amidst all the expectations, Billy left the stage and came to the guest table, and finally stood beside Ryan and Lan Li. The whistle and noise on the scene became more and more turbulent. Not only because of Billy’s unexpected behavior after the opening, but also because of the simultaneous appearance of Ryan and Renly—

In 2011, the two representatives of the most popular topics among the new generation of actors, many people call them the twin stars that complement "George Clooney and Brad Pitt", and they deserve to be the most watched tonight. Focus. Now, just at the beginning, Billy has fixed the camera lens to the two people.

Waiting quietly for the cheers and shouts to calm down, Billy said with a smile on his face, "I just think that the audience in front of the TV should want to see the faces of these two handsome guys." A teasing made the audience again. The audience burst into laughter, and Lan Li and Ryan exchanged glances, and both of them couldn't help laughing.

"Sorry, Lan Li, I tried to edit you in the short film, but I have kissed George and there is no way to pedal two boats, so please forgive me." Billy said solemnly and explained. Here is the reason why "Love Is Crazy" did not appear in the opening video, and at the same time, he also focused his attention on Lan Li in a violent way.

In fact, the real reason is that in the past month, things happened one after another, and Lan Li did not have time to participate in the behind-the-scenes shooting of the video.

Facing Billy's ridicule, Lan Li raised his voice and replied.

It is a pity that Renly did not wear a microphone. In order to create an opening surprise, the organizer did not submit the microphone to Renly in time. It is hoped that Renly and Ryan will show a real and unexpected reaction, so other people can't hear it at all. However, the guests in the circle around Lanly heard it. In an instant, everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Even Meryl Streep smiled backwards and turned around. Lan Li gave a thumbs up.

Billy opened his mouth slightly, obviously not expecting Renly’s counterattack—everyone knows that Renly’s eloquence is outstanding, but this is an Oscar, not a Golden Globe. The levels and specifications are different. Who knows, Lanly’s The counterattack is so sharp and humorous, it really shines.

However, the battle-tested Billy was not flustered at all, and looked around, "Huh, maybe we should invite Robert Pattinson. Audiences from 18 to 24 may like it more." The ridicule caused the emotions of a group of people around Lanli to burst into laughter.

Of course, everyone else in the venue also laughed—Robert Pattinson’s terrier is actually the same as Justin Bieber. The protagonists of "Twilight" are really not seen by the academy, even if Robert The popularity is aloof, but I still haven't been invited to attend tonight. However, the lack of Lan Li's response just now seems to be missing a piece of the puzzle. This is not right!

However, Billy did not intend to answer, took a step forward, returned to the stage, and continued to host.

The guests were almost tortured to death by curiosity, and they all asked one by one: What did Lan Li just say?

"Thank you, thank you very much." Billy stood on the stage again, looking at the tumultuous guests under the stage, and said with a smile, "The applause just now was really loud, very close."

It is ridiculed by the name of the Oscar-nominated work, which is vivid and appropriate; it also makes up for the regret that this work was not edited in the short film. "Of course, my relatives and friends are watching tonight's ceremony in front of the TV at home. ,'Extremely loud, very close.' This is how they watch."

The same sentence has different meanings because of different occasions and different objects. The guests at the scene burst into laughter.

"This is the ninth time I host an Oscar." Billy smiled and looked at the scene, waiting for applause.

But at this moment, many people are running on business, asking the same question one after another: What did Lan Li just respond to? As a result, the applause at the scene was a little sparse, so unexpected, but it was also unexpected by the TV station and the organizer.

But Billy didn't panic, showing a puzzled expression, "Nine times." He emphasized again, and then shook his head, "This is not the response I expected. Am I going to wait until the tenth time? God? , I think it might be a bit difficult.” This time, the laughter on the scene, like the sound of puffing water, one after another.

"We gather in the'United States Code Chapter Eleven' theater." Billy continued to preside calmly, but the first sentence triggered a collective burst of applause, whistles and laughter.

Chapter 11 of the United States Code, Bankruptcy. Kodak was filing for bankruptcy, so it automatically lost the naming rights of the theater. In other words, after its inauguration in 2001, the theater that used the "Kodak Theater" as the venue for the Oscars for the past ten years is now about to become history.

Just three days before the award ceremony, the court approved Kodak's bankruptcy application. The owner of the Kodak Theater, CIM Group, made a request to the Oscar organizers, hoping that the Academy will no longer mention "Kodak Theater" in the promotion and live broadcast of the awards ceremony, but will change its name to "Hollywood Highland Center" before it has the new naming rights. , Called the Hollywood and Highland Center where the Kodak Theater is located.

The college agreed to such a request.

But obviously, it is not an easy task to change the habits of the past ten years in just three days. So, there was Billy's ridicule, and there was also a warm response from the audience.

"We are here to celebrate this traditional Hollywood event. While creating beautiful memories, it also breeds lifelong hatred." Billy's calm and restrained humor always brings political and social problems. "We are such a great industry. For one thing, movies can always let us escape stress and provide entertainment. No matter what happens, the movie theater is always waiting there, allowing us to laugh, cry, question, reflect, and text."

Billy's words continued, but there was a momentary pause, "Sending a text?" People immediately reacted, and laughter sounded again.

"So, tonight we gather together and have fun." Billy shrugged and said jokingly, "Because there is no better medicine to alleviate the pain of the world economy than watching a group of millionaires hand out undressed figurines to each other. "

There was laughter and applause again. Subsequently, Billy once again entered his classic period of time: in the way of a Broadway opera, all the best film nominations were connected together, singing loudly, interspersed with laughter, a little performance, a little tease, and a little humor. Of course, there is still a little bit of joy.

The reason why Billy Christo is so popular at the Oscars is not because he is the most funny, but because he is the most appropriate.

The irony and ridicule ends here. The ridicule and banter run through, and the relaxed and cheerful atmosphere is more active. He will not be too aggressive, launch personal attacks or catch social hot spots; he will not be too clumsy, humorous and burdensome. Improper control. At the same time, the elegance and maturity of the golden-age actor in him is more in line with the consistent image of Oscar.

Of the nine nominated works, almost each of them has only 20 to 30 seconds to show, but Billy’s flowing, elegant and cozy performance has truly brought the Kodak Theater-Hollywood and Highland Center into the atmosphere of the Broadway Theater. After the nine nominated works were all connected in series, Billy covered his chest with his hands and shook his head and said, "Sorry, Ryan and Lanly, you need to continue working hard next year."

A casual ridicule, but created the biggest laughter and bright spot in the entire singing series, the guests all applauded and cheered.

In the end, Billy stood in the center of the stage, "Nine, this is nine. The performance tonight will be very exciting, and if you are curious about what Lanly said just now, please stick to the end of the award ceremony. At any time, don’t turn around because of commercials, and don’t doze off because of the four-hour performance. Then, stay tuned."

Pause, silence; then, burst into laughter.

Jessica hit Lanly with her left elbow and shook her head with a smile on her face, "God, everyone is asking, even Alexander Payne is no exception."

During Billy’s performance, a small area centered on the blue ceremony became the focus of everyone’s attention. The curious inquiries were endless. People were always whispering to each other and exchanging words they had heard, no The noisy stormy waves, but calm ripples, spread out little by little.

Lan Li spread his hands with a helpless expression, "I have an ominous premonition, Billy Christo should continue to trouble me." Don't say Alexander Payne, even Martin Sisi sitting behind Lan Li Cosis also patted him on the shoulder and asked seriously, "What did you say just now? I didn't hear him clearly."

Looking back, Lan Li saw Ryan's suffocated smile and joyous expression. Obviously, watching the scene was great and it was so much fun.

Lan Li rolled his eyes helplessly, "So, do you want to?"

Ryan waved his hand again and again and hurriedly denied it. After all, he didn't hold back his smile, and laughed out after a chuckle.

"Are you sure, isn't it because you don't want to shave your head?" This is Lan Li's response just now—

Billy ridiculed Lanly by saying "Love is crazy". This is a love movie. If you shoot a spoof short film, then Billy is bound to have a love affair with Lanly, but in the real short film, Billy and George kissed with a real gun, so Billy said "I can't step on two boats."

Lan Li ridiculed Billy with the "anti-cancer me": the shaved head scene in the movie caused countless discussions; and Billy's hair volume was indeed worrying.

A short confrontation showed not only Lan Li's wit, but also Lan Li's humor, which really opened Billy's eyes.

Between talking and laughing, Billy invited the first guest to present the award, Tom Hanks, to present the first trophy tonight: the Best Photography Award.

The award ceremony begins.




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