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Chapter 183 Coming To America! by Harem-Fan
North America, The United Kingdom of America, The Royal Capital Boston, Virginia...
Yeah, if you were from my last Earth and you knew where my plane was landing, you would throw curses and insults at the atrocity that is my Earth.
Let me break this down a bit... First, the whole of North America is split into 13 States that cover what my last Earth knew as Mexico, the USA, Canada, and Alaska's landmass.
Second, the state of Virginia covers from where the classic state did, and all northern states up to where my past life's Canadian border covered. So the 13 states are massive in land-area versus the ones from my last life. Just south of Virginia is the state of Florida, covering from North Carolina and stretching all the way to Texas, so that is only 2 of the 13 states taking ¼ of my past life's USA.
My world's Boston, is actually where my last life's, Washington DC stood, and no such man was ever a president, why? Because this nation is a true Kingdom, with Royalty that acts as the President. They do have a State Government system, like my last life's USA but, they do not vote in the President, only leaders of the 13 states. So oddly, the Kingdom has some form of elected government, just under the Royal Family.
I have mentioned it before, but America has only advanced in the last few hundred years in culture and technology due to treaties with Eurasia. So, even though they have smartphones, computers, and technology it is still cosmetically a bit of a cultural mess in the style of my last life's memories.
An example is the fact the dress of North Americans is a mess of Wild West, Prohibition America, and 80's attire, all blended together to show the diversity of family background, what State they hail from, and Urban versus Suburban.
This is the reason my soon to be wife, Kim, dressed in her cowgirl boots, jeans, and stetson hat to visit. It is so she will not look like a foreigner like me and my students. Yes, my English sounds slightly different from the locals, like how someone has an English (British) accent versus an American (Southern) accent from my first Earth.
Like the Wild West, and 80's crime movies, guns are everywhere! Now concealed guns are still a no-no without permits, but if you wear a gun on your belt and are visible, it is perfectly legal... Yeah, is there really a difference? The answer is a big yes.
America is not very into martial arts like Eurasia, Japan, and China. Yes they have Boxing and Wrestling, but it is more of a hobby, exercise, or entertainment. Guns are the American martial arts. In fact, it is still legal to have a traditional gun duel to the death if both parties agree with witnesses.
Now a strange law here is... Automatics and Semi Automatics are not allowed for common citizens, and only [Revolvers] are common and legal, or pump-action/bolt-action rifles. Only the Police, Military, and Secret Service are allowed to legally use semi and automatic weapons. This allows the government to out gun the bad-guys. Well, the gangs still get the illegal guns, just like my past life.
I thank past life me everyday for giving me both Martial Arts and firearms as life skills! Sadly for the chumps that will evidently challenge me, I am a Grandmaster now in Firearms, and with Gun-Fu, these guys won't expect duel-wielding pistols.
On a side note, my HK P30's were brought over (illegally), and I currently have my Taurus Judge's 5 round at my side, due to my carry and concealment not being legal here. So I loaded them with 45 Colt rounds. Most would not carry heavy guns like mine around all day, but my body is more than able to support them daily.
Now just like in my last world, the ability to predict shooting and dodging gunfire seems mystical to non-practitioners, and when most Americas see us do it, they think we have mystic Chi running through our bodies like Cultivators in novels. Though there are no inner powers in my past or this world, when Humans cannot explain things, and feel their eyes are seeing the 'impossible', it becomes witchcraft or cultivation. But funnily, we Masters and Grandmasters, never correct the untrained in their delusional thoughts.
What about swords and hand held weapons? Perfectly legal, and the Americans still have Fencing and Swordplay, but with more Western weapons.
Now the most backwards law the Americans have is... Just like Auto and Semiautomatic weapons, bulletproof clothing is a controlled product! Yeah, they find it despicable to wear clothing that defeats the purpose of honorable duels! Go fucking figure?! Thank the Imperial Dragon we can dodge!
Music and Entertainment is like the 80's to the early 2000's. They still do not have companies like Amazon, Google, Electric Cars, and Solar Homes, like in my last life... It is fossil fuels or nothing baby!
Their cars are big and proud here. Ford, Dodge, and Chevrolet are the backbone of transportation. The technology is not at the level of self-driving cars and most Americans find the hobbies of auto-mechanics to be a source of pride.
When other countries try dissing the United Kingdom for not going electric, they with pride tell us and others... "When you tree-huggers can fly a passenger jet with solar, then we will listen to your retarded thuggery nonsense! In fact, run your electric cars AC and stereo all day, and see how you can drive cross country, ha-ha!"
America, due to not running through the same history, is loud and proud. This America never experienced Civil War, Slavery, or more than one World War. And with no Yellow Emperors to my knowledge living here, they are still not anywhere like my last life's Nation.
Although, after learning of the Black Dragon, I am not convinced America didn't have at least one Reincarnation of me in it. That whole aiding America might be a cover to hide the history of an American Yellow Emperor? I think when I get unpacked, I will ask Valentine to look for past Americans with over 50 children! Yeah, why do I think this is the way to find my tracks?
And finally, some minor points to make for this America versus my last one... American Football is still as huge if not more like a religion here. Baseball is still the American pastime for the other half of the year that football is not a thing. The copied/parody chicken restaurant in the States is called... Kung-Fu Fried Chicken (KFC) because the Tang Family would not sell the rights to use King Fried Chicken (KFC)! And Horseback Riding is an actual High School class that is mandatory to learn.
Well, this is all of what I was reminding myself in my head, as Lan, Hinata, and I are standing in line to get our gear and documents examined by immigration and customs.
-
"Next!"
I was called to the men's line for my check in. Lan and Hinata had entered the lines for women, due to more women than men. Men in America are seen as a bit more special than in Eurasia.
In fact in both Japan and China, men are also seen as more important, due to the rarity of men to women. The only 2 countries in the world that treat men and women equally are both Eurasia and South America.
What, why have I never really talked about Africa? That is because Africa belongs to no-nation...
It is like a wild preserve, with the world's deadliest animals to exist. Many times has Africa tried to be claimed by the other big nations, but between the intelligent Dire Animals and most plants and insects being highly toxic and venomous, no one wishes to live there! Proxy wars are fought on the outskirts on occasion, near the safer beaches, but inland... Not even I want to go there!
An overweight security personnel in black, looked at me without any care and asked for my passport. He glanced through the unused book, seeing it was my first time. He then asked.
"Mr Tang, what weapons do you have to declare, and what is the purpose for your visit to the UK?"
I put both of my heavy-ass revolvers in the tray to be looked at, while another officer scans my body for guns, and I told him my reason.
"Kim Smith is my fiance, and we are getting married here in America. I will also file for dual-citizenship after that, that is all."
He asked, realizing who I am and who I was marrying.
"Ah! You are that Tang! From the big 4 clans in Eurasia, and Kim Smith from the Smith and Wesson company?! Sorry Mr Tang, I did not recognize you at first. I saw you doing that movie interview a while back, I am a fan of that show, well, one of my wives is, he-he! Welcome to the United Kingdom, Mr Tang!"
Thunk! And with his stamp landing on my passport, I was allowed to enter the airport proper.
-
I came out of the line, wearing my sunglasses, bluejeans, black leather boots, white button-down shirt, and my 2 revolvers sat on my hips like a real gunfighter.
Kim, who was out first, came to me smiling that I did not get held up, took my arm and held tight. She said to me,
"I called dad, and he sent the limo to get us in about 30 minutes. We will then go to my childhood home on the beach."
"Seems Lan and Hinata are still getting their documents examined. Probably due to the many international trips the two have made in the past. Oh, here they come."
The two foreign ladies drew looks from the surroundings as they walked to Kim and I. Hinata, still in her wooden geta told me, while handing me my sword.
"Sorry Sensei, they wanted to know why I had three swords, so I was given a bit of an issue, till I told them I was your student, then they let me pass."
Lan nodded, and told me her tale.
"And the woman inspecting me was suspicious due to me being from the China Empire. I had to assure her I was a resident of Eurasia, so she had to look in her computer."
I then suggested.
"The car will be here shortly, so let us get our luggage."
Holding the Black Dragon in a shoulder-case, I put it on my back, then took Kim's hand as we left...
-
At the baggage-claim rotating conveyor belt, our bags had been picked off by Lan and myself. I am fine with Hinata using her sword to defend herself, but I refused to let her lift heavy-things. I made sure she had a rolling luggage.
As my group of four was going to leave the baggage area I heard a woman pulling a luggage trunk.
"Excuse me, Mr Tang, but you forgot your bags!"
I saw a beautiful black haired American woman in the airport security uniform pulling a rectangular metal chest with wheels. She came to me and slightly bows, she brushed her hand over a delicate pin of a crimson phoenix and she winked.
"Leader, here is your pre-sent gear, and here is a smartphone from the local branch with all of our names and contact details, if you need anything from us. Please enjoy your stay, Leader. I am Wanda Taylor. Be safe sir."
"Thank you Wanda, good work."
She did not linger and rushed back to her security job. What? Of course I planned for this day, so we indoctrinated members in Boston. My Fire Birds are currently getting a foothold in Japan as well. Mei and Lucy are building me a force separate from the Fire Birds in China. In three years, I am going mostly world wide.
I even did a dick move and sent The China Empire a full file on the Fake Yellow Emperor and am convincing them, he is the real one, so his life won't be smooth as assassins go after the Traditional Li Faction. Yeah, I am a dick, I will use both enemies to kill each-other.
Is it ethically wrong to send the enemy of the Li clan to trouble a 13 year old boy? Sure, if your family was not all killed by his father. He wants his son to be the Yellow Emperor so bad, then he can have it. I doubt the Emperor of China can even get to that teen-aged inflated ego child anyway. So really, I am just diverting attention from me.
And the real trick I am pulling? I am using the Central Government to fight the Emperor of China for me, and then I will take his head, and his family, destabilizing their nation, for...
Well, that is for the future. Lan Chow felt my gaze at that moment, and nodded to me. Yeah, I am playing a big hand..
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Chapter 183 Coming To America! by Harem-Fan
North America, The United Kingdom of America, The Royal Capital Boston, Virginia...
Yeah, if you were from my last Earth and you knew where my plane was landing, you would throw curses and insults at the atrocity that is my Earth.
Let me break this down a bit... First, the whole of North America is split into 13 States that cover what my last Earth knew as Mexico, the USA, Canada, and Alaska's landmass.
Second, the state of Virginia covers from where the classic state did, and all northern states up to where my past life's Canadian border covered. So the 13 states are massive in land-area versus the ones from my last life. Just south of Virginia is the state of Florida, covering from North Carolina and stretching all the way to Texas, so that is only 2 of the 13 states taking ¼ of my past life's USA.
My world's Boston, is actually where my last life's, Washington DC stood, and no such man was ever a president, why? Because this nation is a true Kingdom, with Royalty that acts as the President. They do have a State Government system, like my last life's USA but, they do not vote in the President, only leaders of the 13 states. So oddly, the Kingdom has some form of elected government, just under the Royal Family.
I have mentioned it before, but America has only advanced in the last few hundred years in culture and technology due to treaties with Eurasia. So, even though they have smartphones, computers, and technology it is still cosmetically a bit of a cultural mess in the style of my last life's memories.
An example is the fact the dress of North Americans is a mess of Wild West, Prohibition America, and 80's attire, all blended together to show the diversity of family background, what State they hail from, and Urban versus Suburban.
This is the reason my soon to be wife, Kim, dressed in her cowgirl boots, jeans, and stetson hat to visit. It is so she will not look like a foreigner like me and my students. Yes, my English sounds slightly different from the locals, like how someone has an English (British) accent versus an American (Southern) accent from my first Earth.
Like the Wild West, and 80's crime movies, guns are everywhere! Now concealed guns are still a no-no without permits, but if you wear a gun on your belt and are visible, it is perfectly legal... Yeah, is there really a difference? The answer is a big yes.
America is not very into martial arts like Eurasia, Japan, and China. Yes they have Boxing and Wrestling, but it is more of a hobby, exercise, or entertainment. Guns are the American martial arts. In fact, it is still legal to have a traditional gun duel to the death if both parties agree with witnesses.
Now a strange law here is... Automatics and Semi Automatics are not allowed for common citizens, and only [Revolvers] are common and legal, or pump-action/bolt-action rifles. Only the Police, Military, and Secret Service are allowed to legally use semi and automatic weapons. This allows the government to out gun the bad-guys. Well, the gangs still get the illegal guns, just like my past life.
I thank past life me everyday for giving me both Martial Arts and firearms as life skills! Sadly for the chumps that will evidently challenge me, I am a Grandmaster now in Firearms, and with Gun-Fu, these guys won't expect duel-wielding pistols.
On a side note, my HK P30's were brought over (illegally), and I currently have my Taurus Judge's 5 round at my side, due to my carry and concealment not being legal here. So I loaded them with 45 Colt rounds. Most would not carry heavy guns like mine around all day, but my body is more than able to support them daily.
Now just like in my last world, the ability to predict shooting and dodging gunfire seems mystical to non-practitioners, and when most Americas see us do it, they think we have mystic Chi running through our bodies like Cultivators in novels. Though there are no inner powers in my past or this world, when Humans cannot explain things, and feel their eyes are seeing the 'impossible', it becomes witchcraft or cultivation. But funnily, we Masters and Grandmasters, never correct the untrained in their delusional thoughts.
What about swords and hand held weapons? Perfectly legal, and the Americans still have Fencing and Swordplay, but with more Western weapons.
Now the most backwards law the Americans have is... Just like Auto and Semiautomatic weapons, bulletproof clothing is a controlled product! Yeah, they find it despicable to wear clothing that defeats the purpose of honorable duels! Go fucking figure?! Thank the Imperial Dragon we can dodge!
Music and Entertainment is like the 80's to the early 2000's. They still do not have companies like Amazon, Google, Electric Cars, and Solar Homes, like in my last life... It is fossil fuels or nothing baby!
Their cars are big and proud here. Ford, Dodge, and Chevrolet are the backbone of transportation. The technology is not at the level of self-driving cars and most Americans find the hobbies of auto-mechanics to be a source of pride.
When other countries try dissing the United Kingdom for not going electric, they with pride tell us and others... "When you tree-huggers can fly a passenger jet with solar, then we will listen to your retarded thuggery nonsense! In fact, run your electric cars AC and stereo all day, and see how you can drive cross country, ha-ha!"
America, due to not running through the same history, is loud and proud. This America never experienced Civil War, Slavery, or more than one World War. And with no Yellow Emperors to my knowledge living here, they are still not anywhere like my last life's Nation.
Although, after learning of the Black Dragon, I am not convinced America didn't have at least one Reincarnation of me in it. That whole aiding America might be a cover to hide the history of an American Yellow Emperor? I think when I get unpacked, I will ask Valentine to look for past Americans with over 50 children! Yeah, why do I think this is the way to find my tracks?
And finally, some minor points to make for this America versus my last one... American Football is still as huge if not more like a religion here. Baseball is still the American pastime for the other half of the year that football is not a thing. The copied/parody chicken restaurant in the States is called... Kung-Fu Fried Chicken (KFC) because the Tang Family would not sell the rights to use King Fried Chicken (KFC)! And Horseback Riding is an actual High School class that is mandatory to learn.
Well, this is all of what I was reminding myself in my head, as Lan, Hinata, and I are standing in line to get our gear and documents examined by immigration and customs.
-
"Next!"
I was called to the men's line for my check in. Lan and Hinata had entered the lines for women, due to more women than men. Men in America are seen as a bit more special than in Eurasia.
In fact in both Japan and China, men are also seen as more important, due to the rarity of men to women. The only 2 countries in the world that treat men and women equally are both Eurasia and South America.
What, why have I never really talked about Africa? That is because Africa belongs to no-nation...
It is like a wild preserve, with the world's deadliest animals to exist. Many times has Africa tried to be claimed by the other big nations, but between the intelligent Dire Animals and most plants and insects being highly toxic and venomous, no one wishes to live there! Proxy wars are fought on the outskirts on occasion, near the safer beaches, but inland... Not even I want to go there!
An overweight security personnel in black, looked at me without any care and asked for my passport. He glanced through the unused book, seeing it was my first time. He then asked.
"Mr Tang, what weapons do you have to declare, and what is the purpose for your visit to the UK?"
I put both of my heavy-ass revolvers in the tray to be looked at, while another officer scans my body for guns, and I told him my reason.
"Kim Smith is my fiance, and we are getting married here in America. I will also file for dual-citizenship after that, that is all."
He asked, realizing who I am and who I was marrying.
"Ah! You are that Tang! From the big 4 clans in Eurasia, and Kim Smith from the Smith and Wesson company?! Sorry Mr Tang, I did not recognize you at first. I saw you doing that movie interview a while back, I am a fan of that show, well, one of my wives is, he-he! Welcome to the United Kingdom, Mr Tang!"
Thunk! And with his stamp landing on my passport, I was allowed to enter the airport proper.
-
I came out of the line, wearing my sunglasses, bluejeans, black leather boots, white button-down shirt, and my 2 revolvers sat on my hips like a real gunfighter.
Kim, who was out first, came to me smiling that I did not get held up, took my arm and held tight. She said to me,
"I called dad, and he sent the limo to get us in about 30 minutes. We will then go to my childhood home on the beach."
"Seems Lan and Hinata are still getting their documents examined. Probably due to the many international trips the two have made in the past. Oh, here they come."
The two foreign ladies drew looks from the surroundings as they walked to Kim and I. Hinata, still in her wooden geta told me, while handing me my sword.
"Sorry Sensei, they wanted to know why I had three swords, so I was given a bit of an issue, till I told them I was your student, then they let me pass."
Lan nodded, and told me her tale.
"And the woman inspecting me was suspicious due to me being from the China Empire. I had to assure her I was a resident of Eurasia, so she had to look in her computer."
I then suggested.
"The car will be here shortly, so let us get our luggage."
Holding the Black Dragon in a shoulder-case, I put it on my back, then took Kim's hand as we left...
-
At the baggage-claim rotating conveyor belt, our bags had been picked off by Lan and myself. I am fine with Hinata using her sword to defend herself, but I refused to let her lift heavy-things. I made sure she had a rolling luggage.
As my group of four was going to leave the baggage area I heard a woman pulling a luggage trunk.
"Excuse me, Mr Tang, but you forgot your bags!"
I saw a beautiful black haired American woman in the airport security uniform pulling a rectangular metal chest with wheels. She came to me and slightly bows, she brushed her hand over a delicate pin of a crimson phoenix and she winked.
"Leader, here is your pre-sent gear, and here is a smartphone from the local branch with all of our names and contact details, if you need anything from us. Please enjoy your stay, Leader. I am Wanda Taylor. Be safe sir."
"Thank you Wanda, good work."
She did not linger and rushed back to her security job. What? Of course I planned for this day, so we indoctrinated members in Boston. My Fire Birds are currently getting a foothold in Japan as well. Mei and Lucy are building me a force separate from the Fire Birds in China. In three years, I am going mostly world wide.
I even did a dick move and sent The China Empire a full file on the Fake Yellow Emperor and am convincing them, he is the real one, so his life won't be smooth as assassins go after the Traditional Li Faction. Yeah, I am a dick, I will use both enemies to kill each-other.
Is it ethically wrong to send the enemy of the Li clan to trouble a 13 year old boy? Sure, if your family was not all killed by his father. He wants his son to be the Yellow Emperor so bad, then he can have it. I doubt the Emperor of China can even get to that teen-aged inflated ego child anyway. So really, I am just diverting attention from me.
And the real trick I am pulling? I am using the Central Government to fight the Emperor of China for me, and then I will take his head, and his family, destabilizing their nation, for...
Well, that is for the future. Lan Chow felt my gaze at that moment, and nodded to me. Yeah, I am playing a big hand..
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