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Chapter 214 Raymond Uses A Borrowed Knife! by Harem-Slap
Thursday afternoon, South City in Azure State...
Luke, Hinata, Jenifer, and I have just stepped foot off of my personal jet in the small airfield. Off to the side of the plane is two new limos with 4 security SUVs full with Fire Birds members.
I was out first, wearing a black suit with a crimson tie and pocket handkerchief, that Jenifer insisted I wear, so she could match me in her lady-suit.
Luke is wearing a black suit without a tie, but like me, is sporting the crimson pocket handkerchief. His black sunglasses glint in the summer shine.
And following the three of us, is Hinata in her crimson kimono.
Conrad Kuro is a middle-aged man who looks like a bouncer at a dance club. He has a buzz-cut like a soldier and can be easily seen as a man who had risen from the street level. He was wearing a gray suit with his crimson tie, and gold accessories. He spoke when he came to us.
"Leader Tang and State Manager Fu, welcome to South City. I am the Local Boss Conrad Kuro. Please, come this way to your limo."
Jenifer and I have met this man before, but this is Luke's first meeting with him. Luke And I shook his hand, and Luke said.
"Alright Mr Kuro, let's get this inspection done. No need for extravagant receptions. If I am not home in time, my Cat will be upset."
Luke never gets tired of making others think he is talking about a house cat, but Kuro knows who Cat is, since she and Tina have come here often in the past. Tina and Cat have not come, because as a rule of thumb, the Leader and vice Leader do not share a plane or go to the same events, for security reasons.
The girls go to the seats behind the driver, while Luke sits close to two rear seats with me and the Local Boss. Then our motorcade takes off to our destination...
-
This southern City of Azure state is best described like my old world Miami Beach, Florida in the United States. Palm-trees, beaches, and slightly more tropical birds dominate this retirement city. Many family heads of all clans tend to retire in this pleasant climate.
Most buildings are colored in khaki color or white, while many bars, casinos, and restaurants clutter the streets. We are currently heading Downtown to the Hilton International for a local gathering of the City's important Fire Birds members.
Lucy and Victoria asked me one time, 'Why not buyout the Hilton International?', and I told them that that place is cursed. Every-time I go near one of those Hotels, I immediately expect problems.
-
Back in Star City, in Melody's new mansion on the Feng Estate...
Raymond is video calling a young man with black hair and blue eyes. Raymond said to the image.
"So Rick and his group only have those four? I will call the assassins from the Japan Empire, Kato Yakuza. His team has been waiting to assassinate Rick and Hinata. So I will let them make the kill, and you and I will be innocent. Who asked Rick to mess with the Yakuza?"
[Our connection is currently secure, but I have confirmed that it is not Rick who is the skilled hacker, by watching his movements. And I have located his strong computer user who lives somewhere in Star City, but when I try to narrow it down, they vanish. Seems Rick is only so-so in his computer skill and is not the real mastermind of Valentine and Harem-Chat.]
"Well, the Grandmaster Ninja from the Kato Yakuza will easily deal with Rick, so wait for the good news. That guy is as strong as your father."
[Raymond, I broke many laws to sneak in Hanzo Kato. If he fails, I will get scolded and not you. You better make sure Rick dies today. If not, let's see how I handle you.]
Raymond, seeing the look on his younger cousin's face teases him.
"I cannot believe, your only reason to bring in a foreign Grandmaster was because of all those asshole videos you were forced to see, ha-ha!"
[Fuck you Raymond, I cannot even take a shit now without seeing that in my mind, fuck! Not only that, I had to replace my computer's three times because all of my old emails are still infected with the Brokeback Mountain Virus, sigh... And what does Brokeback Mountain even mean? I looked it up everywhere and cannot find any reference to the name, other than some mountains in North America?!]
"Maybe that is slang for getting your backdoor broken? No fucking clue. So I heard many families are now trying to get you marriage interviews, any good prospects?"
[How the hell would I know? I am only 16, you sister freak. I looked at the backgrounds of the girls, and other than them looking pretty, they are all bad in their personalities. It is like all the nice and submissive girls are not being offered for my harem. I am the Yellow Emperor, and women should be lining up for me, right? Well that is what my mother told me. That bastard Rick, really made my life go public, and now everyone is trying to find me, sigh.]
Raymond looked at his phone and said to Adam.
"Hanzo Kato replied, he said his team is ready to eliminate them. Seems Rick backing the Kyusho really pissed off the Kato family, and they want to kill the two before they come to Japan later. Rick's Fire Birds in Japan have been a thorn in his Clan's side for a while now. Well, let's watch the feed, hopefully Hanzo does not cut it. I want to see Rick get killed live. Where is my sister? Melody, bring me popcorn!"
[Oh, that is right, I researched the problem that Greg is having, and it seems that Sam Sun had also had the same issue, but now he is fucking women, so it must be temporary. So just tell your brother-in-law to enjoy no sex for a bit, or just use his hands and mouth. I think the problem heals in like 2 to 3 months?] (Nope, not without the cure, and even then, the fertility is still mostly lost)
Melody sat next to her brother with some popcorn to enjoy the show, and she said to Adam.
[Stop talking about limp dick, and show us the live feed, I want to see Rick eat a Ninja-to.]
With that, Melody leaned into Raymond and kissed his cheek while the live feed was shown...
-
As our limo stopped in-front of the hotel, we all went out to be greeted by a host of members waiting for us. So as the meet and greet was taking place, I heard Lucy in my ear.
[My Rick, it seems they are going to act in the Hotel. God Squad is in place when you signal them. Well, they can only help now and on the rooftop, so be careful in case they ambush inside. I am using our satellites to observe the surroundings, thankfully the sky is clear with no cloud-cover. Are you sure you do not want more guards near you?]
Pretending to talk into my phone, I tell Lucy.
"No need, because Hinata is equal or slightly better than Hanzo, so with me here, their group should suffer. And if they fight in the sniper's scopes, he-he."
[Mei is here as well monitoring the area for me. Adam has started to watch your actions, and when things start, I will cut his connection with some more of the Brokeback Mountain Virus, fufu. Love you and be safe dear, oh and Mei wants to say something...]
[Rick dear, I wanted to tell you my morning sickness is very light... Maybe I might be carrying another son for you. Will you go with me to get tested for the baby's gender when you come back?]
"Yes Mei, I will be with you. But if it is a boy, are you really going to name him that?"
[Master, with your name of Lee, it would be a crime to not use the past world name of, Bruce Lee. You seem to have been fond of the actor-martial artist of the past life who inspired you, and if we have a second boy, I will name him Jet Lee, fufu... Be safe Rick, bye.]
Man, I really should not have told my wives, who know about my last Earth, sigh.
Putting my smartphone away, I walked to Hinata and took my katana, Ryuu Kuroiro. This action made Hinata go on alert, and I nodded to her. She knows her family rival is here, and for her Kyusho, she must kill him. She intends to kill him in Japan, but if she can kill him early, the family can regain their honor.
"Sensei, I will be alert. I have remembered all of your teachings."
Jenifer seeing us talk in hushed whispers came closer to me and asked.
"Master, is it going to happen? should I use my handgun now?"
"Jen honey, it is sad to say, but your gun will be useless against them at your Basic level. But just stay away from the assassins. Use the gun to just make them weary, or if there is a lucky shot."
Jen had a contemplative look. It is the look she gets during serious encounters, like the time she was shot on highway 69. Jenifer doesn't seem to panic, even knowing a group of assassins want to ambush us. Her bravery and calm do not match her secretary persona. If only she tried harder to learn fighting beyond the Basic level, she would give my other combat wives a run for their money.
Conrad Kuro Waved to the building and invited.
"Leader sir, come this way, we have our reservations in the interior restaurant."
So our group headed inside for our last meal...
-
As we took our seats in the formal dining hall, Hinata handed the four of us a small pill capsule for us to take. The Kyusho who ran in the same circles with the other Yakuza and hidden Clan families, are all too proficient with the tools of the Ninja trade.
Yes the assassins will use the meal to try and disable and or kill us. So we take the same antidote ahead of time that the Ninja clans use. If we do not, they will abandon their mission if they see us not eating the food. They will know they were spotted. Ninja will not take on a fair fight, but one that will guarantee success.
Of course, Hinata will test each of the foods secretly with her wide sleeves and signal us to what foods to avoid, for the antidote only works on certain drugs. The really lethal ones should just be plain ignored.
This restaurant is a blend of western and eastern design, and has around 20 family sized tables. We are sitting over by the large front windows looking to the large hotel fountain.
I requested window seating so I could rely on the God Squad members, who came to South city ahead of time, to find sniper-nests around the area. A good sniper will lay in wait for many hours before prey comes. Around 20 members came for this mission.
Soon our large meal was served to our group of 20 fire Birds members.
Hinata quickly got to work using small test strips while hiding things with her kimono sleeves. She then gestured to the four of us and warned about the wine, and the bread. Everything else could be safely eaten. We know to act sleepy after 15 minutes, the typical onset time.
Lucy has already alerted the first responders for the poisoning victims, and units are underway.
Then Jenifer lays her head down on the table after hiding her handgun under a white table cloth. She just crossed her arms like a pillow, as you might do in school when tired. But many of the other restaurant eaters, not just our table, began to fall asleep rapidly all around the room.
Slide! Then Luke quickly stood, shooting his chair back and holding his stomach, he then, like a man with a mission, started running for the restroom like a laxative victim, he started yelling at us.
"Leader, I gotta shit bad, be back soon, fuck me!"
As I see Luke running, I smile thinking about the expressions the assassins will make when they see the new secret weapon made by my wife Kim, for my army.
Soon with almost everyone falling to the table tops or off their chairs to the floors, from the back room,a group of 20 Ninja slowly made their way from different hiding spots around. Some Ninja had even been clothed as servers and are now pulling out weapons from behind the counters and from behind potted plants. They really do look just like ninjas from my old Earth.
The leader for the group, an older man who must be in his early 50's steps forward, drawing his Ninja-to and some throwing stars. He said coolly.
"Mr Tang, for the crime of daring to back the Kyusho, you will die with your whore."
I stood with Hinata, holding my sword and ready for a sneak attack. I smiled and asked the man.
"Mr Hanzo Kato, do you know what is scarier than a shotgun? Well it would be my new product, the Smith & Wesson fully automatic AA-12 shotgun! LUKE!"
Bang Smash! The bathroom door was kicked open and everyone looked over to see who was strong enough to take a door off its hinges with one kick! Holding two massive weapons with large 20 shot ammo drums, he grins and says.
"I wonder if Ninjas can dodge this?!"
(A/N Naturally the new gun is based off of this weapon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8 )
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Chapter 214 Raymond Uses A Borrowed Knife! by Harem-Slap
Thursday afternoon, South City in Azure State...
Luke, Hinata, Jenifer, and I have just stepped foot off of my personal jet in the small airfield. Off to the side of the plane is two new limos with 4 security SUVs full with Fire Birds members.
I was out first, wearing a black suit with a crimson tie and pocket handkerchief, that Jenifer insisted I wear, so she could match me in her lady-suit.
Luke is wearing a black suit without a tie, but like me, is sporting the crimson pocket handkerchief. His black sunglasses glint in the summer shine.
And following the three of us, is Hinata in her crimson kimono.
Conrad Kuro is a middle-aged man who looks like a bouncer at a dance club. He has a buzz-cut like a soldier and can be easily seen as a man who had risen from the street level. He was wearing a gray suit with his crimson tie, and gold accessories. He spoke when he came to us.
"Leader Tang and State Manager Fu, welcome to South City. I am the Local Boss Conrad Kuro. Please, come this way to your limo."
Jenifer and I have met this man before, but this is Luke's first meeting with him. Luke And I shook his hand, and Luke said.
"Alright Mr Kuro, let's get this inspection done. No need for extravagant receptions. If I am not home in time, my Cat will be upset."
Luke never gets tired of making others think he is talking about a house cat, but Kuro knows who Cat is, since she and Tina have come here often in the past. Tina and Cat have not come, because as a rule of thumb, the Leader and vice Leader do not share a plane or go to the same events, for security reasons.
The girls go to the seats behind the driver, while Luke sits close to two rear seats with me and the Local Boss. Then our motorcade takes off to our destination...
-
This southern City of Azure state is best described like my old world Miami Beach, Florida in the United States. Palm-trees, beaches, and slightly more tropical birds dominate this retirement city. Many family heads of all clans tend to retire in this pleasant climate.
Most buildings are colored in khaki color or white, while many bars, casinos, and restaurants clutter the streets. We are currently heading Downtown to the Hilton International for a local gathering of the City's important Fire Birds members.
Lucy and Victoria asked me one time, 'Why not buyout the Hilton International?', and I told them that that place is cursed. Every-time I go near one of those Hotels, I immediately expect problems.
-
Back in Star City, in Melody's new mansion on the Feng Estate...
Raymond is video calling a young man with black hair and blue eyes. Raymond said to the image.
"So Rick and his group only have those four? I will call the assassins from the Japan Empire, Kato Yakuza. His team has been waiting to assassinate Rick and Hinata. So I will let them make the kill, and you and I will be innocent. Who asked Rick to mess with the Yakuza?"
[Our connection is currently secure, but I have confirmed that it is not Rick who is the skilled hacker, by watching his movements. And I have located his strong computer user who lives somewhere in Star City, but when I try to narrow it down, they vanish. Seems Rick is only so-so in his computer skill and is not the real mastermind of Valentine and Harem-Chat.]
"Well, the Grandmaster Ninja from the Kato Yakuza will easily deal with Rick, so wait for the good news. That guy is as strong as your father."
[Raymond, I broke many laws to sneak in Hanzo Kato. If he fails, I will get scolded and not you. You better make sure Rick dies today. If not, let's see how I handle you.]
Raymond, seeing the look on his younger cousin's face teases him.
"I cannot believe, your only reason to bring in a foreign Grandmaster was because of all those asshole videos you were forced to see, ha-ha!"
[Fuck you Raymond, I cannot even take a shit now without seeing that in my mind, fuck! Not only that, I had to replace my computer's three times because all of my old emails are still infected with the Brokeback Mountain Virus, sigh... And what does Brokeback Mountain even mean? I looked it up everywhere and cannot find any reference to the name, other than some mountains in North America?!]
"Maybe that is slang for getting your backdoor broken? No fucking clue. So I heard many families are now trying to get you marriage interviews, any good prospects?"
[How the hell would I know? I am only 16, you sister freak. I looked at the backgrounds of the girls, and other than them looking pretty, they are all bad in their personalities. It is like all the nice and submissive girls are not being offered for my harem. I am the Yellow Emperor, and women should be lining up for me, right? Well that is what my mother told me. That bastard Rick, really made my life go public, and now everyone is trying to find me, sigh.]
Raymond looked at his phone and said to Adam.
"Hanzo Kato replied, he said his team is ready to eliminate them. Seems Rick backing the Kyusho really pissed off the Kato family, and they want to kill the two before they come to Japan later. Rick's Fire Birds in Japan have been a thorn in his Clan's side for a while now. Well, let's watch the feed, hopefully Hanzo does not cut it. I want to see Rick get killed live. Where is my sister? Melody, bring me popcorn!"
[Oh, that is right, I researched the problem that Greg is having, and it seems that Sam Sun had also had the same issue, but now he is fucking women, so it must be temporary. So just tell your brother-in-law to enjoy no sex for a bit, or just use his hands and mouth. I think the problem heals in like 2 to 3 months?] (Nope, not without the cure, and even then, the fertility is still mostly lost)
Melody sat next to her brother with some popcorn to enjoy the show, and she said to Adam.
[Stop talking about limp dick, and show us the live feed, I want to see Rick eat a Ninja-to.]
With that, Melody leaned into Raymond and kissed his cheek while the live feed was shown...
-
As our limo stopped in-front of the hotel, we all went out to be greeted by a host of members waiting for us. So as the meet and greet was taking place, I heard Lucy in my ear.
[My Rick, it seems they are going to act in the Hotel. God Squad is in place when you signal them. Well, they can only help now and on the rooftop, so be careful in case they ambush inside. I am using our satellites to observe the surroundings, thankfully the sky is clear with no cloud-cover. Are you sure you do not want more guards near you?]
Pretending to talk into my phone, I tell Lucy.
"No need, because Hinata is equal or slightly better than Hanzo, so with me here, their group should suffer. And if they fight in the sniper's scopes, he-he."
[Mei is here as well monitoring the area for me. Adam has started to watch your actions, and when things start, I will cut his connection with some more of the Brokeback Mountain Virus, fufu. Love you and be safe dear, oh and Mei wants to say something...]
[Rick dear, I wanted to tell you my morning sickness is very light... Maybe I might be carrying another son for you. Will you go with me to get tested for the baby's gender when you come back?]
"Yes Mei, I will be with you. But if it is a boy, are you really going to name him that?"
[Master, with your name of Lee, it would be a crime to not use the past world name of, Bruce Lee. You seem to have been fond of the actor-martial artist of the past life who inspired you, and if we have a second boy, I will name him Jet Lee, fufu... Be safe Rick, bye.]
Man, I really should not have told my wives, who know about my last Earth, sigh.
Putting my smartphone away, I walked to Hinata and took my katana, Ryuu Kuroiro. This action made Hinata go on alert, and I nodded to her. She knows her family rival is here, and for her Kyusho, she must kill him. She intends to kill him in Japan, but if she can kill him early, the family can regain their honor.
"Sensei, I will be alert. I have remembered all of your teachings."
Jenifer seeing us talk in hushed whispers came closer to me and asked.
"Master, is it going to happen? should I use my handgun now?"
"Jen honey, it is sad to say, but your gun will be useless against them at your Basic level. But just stay away from the assassins. Use the gun to just make them weary, or if there is a lucky shot."
Jen had a contemplative look. It is the look she gets during serious encounters, like the time she was shot on highway 69. Jenifer doesn't seem to panic, even knowing a group of assassins want to ambush us. Her bravery and calm do not match her secretary persona. If only she tried harder to learn fighting beyond the Basic level, she would give my other combat wives a run for their money.
Conrad Kuro Waved to the building and invited.
"Leader sir, come this way, we have our reservations in the interior restaurant."
So our group headed inside for our last meal...
-
As we took our seats in the formal dining hall, Hinata handed the four of us a small pill capsule for us to take. The Kyusho who ran in the same circles with the other Yakuza and hidden Clan families, are all too proficient with the tools of the Ninja trade.
Yes the assassins will use the meal to try and disable and or kill us. So we take the same antidote ahead of time that the Ninja clans use. If we do not, they will abandon their mission if they see us not eating the food. They will know they were spotted. Ninja will not take on a fair fight, but one that will guarantee success.
Of course, Hinata will test each of the foods secretly with her wide sleeves and signal us to what foods to avoid, for the antidote only works on certain drugs. The really lethal ones should just be plain ignored.
This restaurant is a blend of western and eastern design, and has around 20 family sized tables. We are sitting over by the large front windows looking to the large hotel fountain.
I requested window seating so I could rely on the God Squad members, who came to South city ahead of time, to find sniper-nests around the area. A good sniper will lay in wait for many hours before prey comes. Around 20 members came for this mission.
Soon our large meal was served to our group of 20 fire Birds members.
Hinata quickly got to work using small test strips while hiding things with her kimono sleeves. She then gestured to the four of us and warned about the wine, and the bread. Everything else could be safely eaten. We know to act sleepy after 15 minutes, the typical onset time.
Lucy has already alerted the first responders for the poisoning victims, and units are underway.
Then Jenifer lays her head down on the table after hiding her handgun under a white table cloth. She just crossed her arms like a pillow, as you might do in school when tired. But many of the other restaurant eaters, not just our table, began to fall asleep rapidly all around the room.
Slide! Then Luke quickly stood, shooting his chair back and holding his stomach, he then, like a man with a mission, started running for the restroom like a laxative victim, he started yelling at us.
"Leader, I gotta shit bad, be back soon, fuck me!"
As I see Luke running, I smile thinking about the expressions the assassins will make when they see the new secret weapon made by my wife Kim, for my army.
Soon with almost everyone falling to the table tops or off their chairs to the floors, from the back room,a group of 20 Ninja slowly made their way from different hiding spots around. Some Ninja had even been clothed as servers and are now pulling out weapons from behind the counters and from behind potted plants. They really do look just like ninjas from my old Earth.
The leader for the group, an older man who must be in his early 50's steps forward, drawing his Ninja-to and some throwing stars. He said coolly.
"Mr Tang, for the crime of daring to back the Kyusho, you will die with your whore."
I stood with Hinata, holding my sword and ready for a sneak attack. I smiled and asked the man.
"Mr Hanzo Kato, do you know what is scarier than a shotgun? Well it would be my new product, the Smith & Wesson fully automatic AA-12 shotgun! LUKE!"
Bang Smash! The bathroom door was kicked open and everyone looked over to see who was strong enough to take a door off its hinges with one kick! Holding two massive weapons with large 20 shot ammo drums, he grins and says.
"I wonder if Ninjas can dodge this?!"
(A/N Naturally the new gun is based off of this weapon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8 )
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