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Chapter 216 A Night In Jail Is So Worth It! by Harem-Fan
Friday morning came around and when I opened my eyes, I was in Heaven. Mercy on my left, and Hinata with her long hair scattered across my body, still disheveled from our frantic love making. She was sporting a few love marks I left on her shoulders and chest.
Because I could feel the heartbeats from their chests pressed against me, I knew they were still pretending to sleep. I said to them,
"Great morning my lovers, but sadly I have a lot of things to do today. Mwah, Mwah!"
Receiving kisses on their foreheads, the two possums opened their eyes and the three of us showered for our individual days.
-
Arriving at the breakfast table, I sat between both Hana and Mary to see how the two were doing. Hana told me.
"Honey, I know why you have been avoiding the Hospital balls. So I have made a plan to fix your embarrassment, fufu."
"Oh? Pray-tell, why do I avoid it?"
Hana squinted her blue eyes in a knowing grin, and hit me with the exact reason.
"Being married into all four major clans, you have no idea where to sit and not offend someone, ha-ha. So you will just sit with the Hospital Director, also your wife. Mother and Father will sit with us and no one can find fault with being at my side for this important ball, right?"
I nod to her brilliant deduction and agree.
"Hana Lee my wife, I will listen to you then. Yeah, I felt awkward about where to sit, sigh."
Mary poked my side and teased me, while giving Hana a wink.
"You are so easy Rick. Hana just wants to wear a slutty dress to show off, humph."
Our talk helped liven up the morning as my children ate quickly to dog-pile daddy, before I left home for the day.
-
In my home in the Jefferson tower 1 hour later...
In the living-room with two couches facing each-other, our family meeting is taking place with two other beautiful women.
I am sitting in the center of one couch with my daughter Luna Zi in my lap, with Ana to my right, and Tina on my left. My daughter Alice Feng is on the other couch in Lane Feng's arms being loved on, with Tony Feng watching in amusement at the sight of Ana Zi the popular actress holding my arm lovingly. Like I said, Ana is my worst kept secret, sigh.
Lane, seeing my eyes wander, teased me and pointed out.
"Rick dear, I figured it out during your first Oscar award ceremony. How could I not see the love in Ana's eyes while pregnant on the stage with you? It was cute seeing you trying to play it cool though, fufu."
Ana agreed.
"My mind had gone blank up there with Rick, and I just could not help remembering that moment. It was the first award I received I actually cared for. That is why my girl is named Luna. Our movie together was important in our relationship. Right dear?"
I just nodded and owned up to my crime, and then Tony with mischief asked Ana.
"So why did you name your daughter Luna and not Lilith?"
Ana put on a cunning face and told him the truth.
"Lilith belongs to Rick, plus I get dirty looks from Kate all the time having to call my baby Luna, Ufufu. It is a cute name though."
Tina said to her mother.
"I named my daughter, Alice, because her father destroyed the Mad Hatter and freed Wonderland, fufu."
I sweat-dropped inside because all my lovers are a bit special in the head with their naming sense.
Tony asked me about Jill.
"Rick, about tonight, are you and Jill doing alright?"
Tina looks at me like she does not know anything, but I see amusement in her eyes. I imagine her eating some popcorn just waiting to see how I juggle my real feelings.
"Well, you and I seem to be the targets of her dissatisfaction, but the real problem in her life is none other than Greg. But my current headache is the Lee siblings for obvious reasons. Melody and Raymond are escalating tensions with me and Greg to drag Jill into the mud. So the problems between Jill, Tina, and I are multi-layered."
Lane, not knowing the real depths of the Lee and my identity like Tony and Jill now asked me innocently.
"My son, do you want me to come out of retirement for some trash removal for you? If it is for you and Tina, I do not mind?"
I shook my head and said.
"No, I cannot let them go missing. If they do, I will be the one made responsible, even if I am innocent. I must not end them without real overwhelming evidence of wrongdoing. Small tricks and crimes are not enough. Unless they point a gun to my family with witnesses, I cannot delete them."
Lane distracted Alice so she did not catch my coded talk, while I did the same with my Luna.
Tony frowns at what the government is doing. I had told him about all of the silly stuff with Adam, and to watch his electronic presence, until I replace their smartphones. I am already having top-spec phones being finished for all my family and friends that are basically Adam and Hungry Ghost proof... Well unless they can beat Valentine.
"Well Rick, now that I am no longer the Head, I cannot do too much to influence Jill, Greg, and those Lee. But if there is anything I can do, just say it."
"No need to worry, for I have plans for everything. Just enjoy living down the hall and give little Alice all the love you can, and if it is not too much of an issue, protect and care for my Zi ladies?"
I felt Ana tighten her fingers on my arm, showing me she is happy. Lane said happily.
"Alice and Luna are half sisters, so they are our family, so you did not even need to ask, fufu."
So for a couple of more hours, we talked, had lunch and discussed local matters, as well as matters concerning my father and grandfather. Tony and Lane knew my father, so they had been taken aback as well at his global revival.
While we all separated to get dressed, I said a long goodbye to my Ana who had to go and tape her show of Entertainment Tonight with Kate. I have been a guest host on the show a handful of times when we promoted the movies. I will do it again shortly when we do our Cameos on the 4th of July.
-
Around 5 pm, Tony, Lane, Tina, Alice, and I headed over to the main Feng Estate for our meal.
-
The air-conditioner felt like it was on full blast as the tension in the living-room was high. Lane was sitting next to Tina holding my toddler, while Tony and I sat in single armchairs sipping whisky.
Across from us was Greg sitting with Melody in the center surrounded by her brother and husband. Jill sat in her own single person armchair, not drinking alcohol and this action caught the attention of her parents. Jill noticed their eyes, and said while drinking water.
"It will come out anyway, but the likelihood of me being pregnant is very high, so I do not want to risk my child's health. It only took a year, so my position as Head is secure."
Greg, seeing the surprise on his in-law's, proudly points to Melody and says.
"Melody is also pregnant, so both of my children will grow up together like real siblings, right Jill?"
Jill raised her eyebrow and said plainly.
"No dear, that is not how heirs to the great clans work. Just like with the Long, Tang, and Lang, the siblings do not play with each other unless it is the spare. My child cannot be influenced by the Lee family. If you do not believe me, just ask my sister. We only had meals together and each of us lived separate lives. So your Lee child will be on their own."
Raymond seeing Melody and Greg look insulted suggests.
"Jill, that is only a rule of thumb, and as the Head of the Feng, you may allow closer relationships. My sister's child will support you and having them bond is crucial."
Jill, who is wearing a flower-print dress, crossed her legs and asked Raymond.
"Oh, and why would I change what my Feng family has done for over 2000 years?"
Tina sipping a glass of red-wine smiled at the two Lee looking a bit awkward. Their actions of trying to control the Feng's future heir is so plain to see. Greg said.
"Well, both kids are mine, and in the Song clan we did not worry about those old-fashioned rules."
I stab him in the side with my metaphorical dagger.
"Oh, is that why you got kicked out because of not following rules?"
Wow, are those real life black-lines?! I see, so black-lines are when the forehead creases and makes shadows in the right light, and damn I thought it was just an anime trick!
Greg stood and pointed at me.
"You bastard, my uncle shot and killed himself because of you!"
I sneer with my whisky in hand and point to Raymond.
"No it is your bastard brother-in-law who fired my wife, so I killed off your asshole family's nobility, and what will you do about it?"
Greg wanted to throw something at me and just remembered I could beat his ass, or worse, my wife might make him vanish one night. Jill once told him how Tina grew up and that is why he fears Tina.
Lane said to us as she took Alice into the bathroom.
"Tina, she and I will be back, fufu."
Raymond, feeling superior and feeling he had an invulnerability token, said rudely to me.
"I did nothing wrong, that crooked cop was a stain on the force, so she had to go."
I slowly stood from my seat, placing my whisky on the table. Then I walked in-front of where Raymond was sitting, and he looked at me like he dared me to kill him.
He was prepared to die for the Lee so that his baby and sister would be taken care of. Then I would be served a life sentence to rot in jail. With my emotionless expression I asked him one question.
"On Sunday I asked your uncle Joe to pass you a message, did he tell you what it was?"
"Hmm? Maybe~?"
Whoosh Thud Crack! My foot had lifted so fast his eyes could not easily follow what I was doing. I had pulled my knee to my chest and quickly extended the ball of my foot to hit the bridge of his nose, shattering it. Blood spurted quickly as I said to the now agonizing man.
"I told the Commander to tell you to hide and do not come near me or my family. If you do not scurry away now, and hide, I can break you little by little... Without killing you. So I am going to go sit down, and if my family or I can still see your Ugly-Face in the next minute, he-he."
As I sat down, I sipped my whisky. Seeing him holding his bleeding nose that my Medicine Skill affirms my handy-work, I say to him.
"Testicles pop really easy, try me?"
Raymond quickly got up and ran to the restroom to stop the bleeding that won't stop so easily thanks to where I hit.
He was frustrated to find the bathroom door locked with my mother-in-law hiding in there. Then he ran off to another. I look at Greg and Melody and smile.
"This is a Feng family meal, not his place to be here. Melody is your wife, so kicking her teeth-in would be rude to Jill here, right?"
Jill said to me in a cold tone, that I know is bullshit.
"Rick Tang, hurting my guests is not very becoming of your noble status. Now I feel insulted. How am I supposed to make it up to my husband's family?"
I shrug and finish my drink. Then I openly say.
"As long as I do not kill them, I can handle it for you. Trust me when I am done, they will apologize to you. Sadly I will-not be able to join all of you for dinner..."
Jill furrows her brows and asks in confusion.
"Why are you leaving?"
"No, not by my choice. Raymond just called the Police and his government contacts to have me arrested... Seems I am spending the night in jail... But fuck was it worth it, ha-ha!"
Both Greg and Melody looked at each other trying to figure out how I found out so fast, for I have just been sitting here. Too bad for them they do not know Lucy is in my ear telling me everything. I asked Tina.
"My wife, call all of my lawyers and tell them about police brutality, they will try fun things and I will have to get a bit rough with his men. Well Jill it was fun, and Greg and Melody, don't show yourselves in front of me anymore as well, since you are making me work tonight. I will be a pissed Rick. I do not mind making you lose all of your teeth making blowjobs easy. See you tomorrow."
Melody and Greg both had chills down their spines realizing that death is not the worst thing to happen to them, but pissing me off is...
(A/N On a personal note... I wish everyone that rates 4 or less stars on this site, was required to write something, so they could feel the hard work that goes into this. I really get discouraged with all of those professional critics, sigh... Just ignore my rant, I do this once a month [Writers PMS] and I get over it. Thanks for reading.)
Click the [ ] Button on ALL chapters! Thank You!
Click the [ ] Button on ALL chapters! Thank You!
(A/N This is the ONLY non-harem story I follow because it is just that fucking good! If you loved Tobi from Naruto, this is fantastic! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/968387/dont-let-tobi-out/ )
Chapter 216 A Night In Jail Is So Worth It! by Harem-Fan
Friday morning came around and when I opened my eyes, I was in Heaven. Mercy on my left, and Hinata with her long hair scattered across my body, still disheveled from our frantic love making. She was sporting a few love marks I left on her shoulders and chest.
Because I could feel the heartbeats from their chests pressed against me, I knew they were still pretending to sleep. I said to them,
"Great morning my lovers, but sadly I have a lot of things to do today. Mwah, Mwah!"
Receiving kisses on their foreheads, the two possums opened their eyes and the three of us showered for our individual days.
-
Arriving at the breakfast table, I sat between both Hana and Mary to see how the two were doing. Hana told me.
"Honey, I know why you have been avoiding the Hospital balls. So I have made a plan to fix your embarrassment, fufu."
"Oh? Pray-tell, why do I avoid it?"
Hana squinted her blue eyes in a knowing grin, and hit me with the exact reason.
"Being married into all four major clans, you have no idea where to sit and not offend someone, ha-ha. So you will just sit with the Hospital Director, also your wife. Mother and Father will sit with us and no one can find fault with being at my side for this important ball, right?"
I nod to her brilliant deduction and agree.
"Hana Lee my wife, I will listen to you then. Yeah, I felt awkward about where to sit, sigh."
Mary poked my side and teased me, while giving Hana a wink.
"You are so easy Rick. Hana just wants to wear a slutty dress to show off, humph."
Our talk helped liven up the morning as my children ate quickly to dog-pile daddy, before I left home for the day.
-
In my home in the Jefferson tower 1 hour later...
In the living-room with two couches facing each-other, our family meeting is taking place with two other beautiful women.
I am sitting in the center of one couch with my daughter Luna Zi in my lap, with Ana to my right, and Tina on my left. My daughter Alice Feng is on the other couch in Lane Feng's arms being loved on, with Tony Feng watching in amusement at the sight of Ana Zi the popular actress holding my arm lovingly. Like I said, Ana is my worst kept secret, sigh.
Lane, seeing my eyes wander, teased me and pointed out.
"Rick dear, I figured it out during your first Oscar award ceremony. How could I not see the love in Ana's eyes while pregnant on the stage with you? It was cute seeing you trying to play it cool though, fufu."
Ana agreed.
"My mind had gone blank up there with Rick, and I just could not help remembering that moment. It was the first award I received I actually cared for. That is why my girl is named Luna. Our movie together was important in our relationship. Right dear?"
I just nodded and owned up to my crime, and then Tony with mischief asked Ana.
"So why did you name your daughter Luna and not Lilith?"
Ana put on a cunning face and told him the truth.
"Lilith belongs to Rick, plus I get dirty looks from Kate all the time having to call my baby Luna, Ufufu. It is a cute name though."
Tina said to her mother.
"I named my daughter, Alice, because her father destroyed the Mad Hatter and freed Wonderland, fufu."
I sweat-dropped inside because all my lovers are a bit special in the head with their naming sense.
Tony asked me about Jill.
"Rick, about tonight, are you and Jill doing alright?"
Tina looks at me like she does not know anything, but I see amusement in her eyes. I imagine her eating some popcorn just waiting to see how I juggle my real feelings.
"Well, you and I seem to be the targets of her dissatisfaction, but the real problem in her life is none other than Greg. But my current headache is the Lee siblings for obvious reasons. Melody and Raymond are escalating tensions with me and Greg to drag Jill into the mud. So the problems between Jill, Tina, and I are multi-layered."
Lane, not knowing the real depths of the Lee and my identity like Tony and Jill now asked me innocently.
"My son, do you want me to come out of retirement for some trash removal for you? If it is for you and Tina, I do not mind?"
I shook my head and said.
"No, I cannot let them go missing. If they do, I will be the one made responsible, even if I am innocent. I must not end them without real overwhelming evidence of wrongdoing. Small tricks and crimes are not enough. Unless they point a gun to my family with witnesses, I cannot delete them."
Lane distracted Alice so she did not catch my coded talk, while I did the same with my Luna.
Tony frowns at what the government is doing. I had told him about all of the silly stuff with Adam, and to watch his electronic presence, until I replace their smartphones. I am already having top-spec phones being finished for all my family and friends that are basically Adam and Hungry Ghost proof... Well unless they can beat Valentine.
"Well Rick, now that I am no longer the Head, I cannot do too much to influence Jill, Greg, and those Lee. But if there is anything I can do, just say it."
"No need to worry, for I have plans for everything. Just enjoy living down the hall and give little Alice all the love you can, and if it is not too much of an issue, protect and care for my Zi ladies?"
I felt Ana tighten her fingers on my arm, showing me she is happy. Lane said happily.
"Alice and Luna are half sisters, so they are our family, so you did not even need to ask, fufu."
So for a couple of more hours, we talked, had lunch and discussed local matters, as well as matters concerning my father and grandfather. Tony and Lane knew my father, so they had been taken aback as well at his global revival.
While we all separated to get dressed, I said a long goodbye to my Ana who had to go and tape her show of Entertainment Tonight with Kate. I have been a guest host on the show a handful of times when we promoted the movies. I will do it again shortly when we do our Cameos on the 4th of July.
-
Around 5 pm, Tony, Lane, Tina, Alice, and I headed over to the main Feng Estate for our meal.
-
The air-conditioner felt like it was on full blast as the tension in the living-room was high. Lane was sitting next to Tina holding my toddler, while Tony and I sat in single armchairs sipping whisky.
Across from us was Greg sitting with Melody in the center surrounded by her brother and husband. Jill sat in her own single person armchair, not drinking alcohol and this action caught the attention of her parents. Jill noticed their eyes, and said while drinking water.
"It will come out anyway, but the likelihood of me being pregnant is very high, so I do not want to risk my child's health. It only took a year, so my position as Head is secure."
Greg, seeing the surprise on his in-law's, proudly points to Melody and says.
"Melody is also pregnant, so both of my children will grow up together like real siblings, right Jill?"
Jill raised her eyebrow and said plainly.
"No dear, that is not how heirs to the great clans work. Just like with the Long, Tang, and Lang, the siblings do not play with each other unless it is the spare. My child cannot be influenced by the Lee family. If you do not believe me, just ask my sister. We only had meals together and each of us lived separate lives. So your Lee child will be on their own."
Raymond seeing Melody and Greg look insulted suggests.
"Jill, that is only a rule of thumb, and as the Head of the Feng, you may allow closer relationships. My sister's child will support you and having them bond is crucial."
Jill, who is wearing a flower-print dress, crossed her legs and asked Raymond.
"Oh, and why would I change what my Feng family has done for over 2000 years?"
Tina sipping a glass of red-wine smiled at the two Lee looking a bit awkward. Their actions of trying to control the Feng's future heir is so plain to see. Greg said.
"Well, both kids are mine, and in the Song clan we did not worry about those old-fashioned rules."
I stab him in the side with my metaphorical dagger.
"Oh, is that why you got kicked out because of not following rules?"
Wow, are those real life black-lines?! I see, so black-lines are when the forehead creases and makes shadows in the right light, and damn I thought it was just an anime trick!
Greg stood and pointed at me.
"You bastard, my uncle shot and killed himself because of you!"
I sneer with my whisky in hand and point to Raymond.
"No it is your bastard brother-in-law who fired my wife, so I killed off your asshole family's nobility, and what will you do about it?"
Greg wanted to throw something at me and just remembered I could beat his ass, or worse, my wife might make him vanish one night. Jill once told him how Tina grew up and that is why he fears Tina.
Lane said to us as she took Alice into the bathroom.
"Tina, she and I will be back, fufu."
Raymond, feeling superior and feeling he had an invulnerability token, said rudely to me.
"I did nothing wrong, that crooked cop was a stain on the force, so she had to go."
I slowly stood from my seat, placing my whisky on the table. Then I walked in-front of where Raymond was sitting, and he looked at me like he dared me to kill him.
He was prepared to die for the Lee so that his baby and sister would be taken care of. Then I would be served a life sentence to rot in jail. With my emotionless expression I asked him one question.
"On Sunday I asked your uncle Joe to pass you a message, did he tell you what it was?"
"Hmm? Maybe~?"
Whoosh Thud Crack! My foot had lifted so fast his eyes could not easily follow what I was doing. I had pulled my knee to my chest and quickly extended the ball of my foot to hit the bridge of his nose, shattering it. Blood spurted quickly as I said to the now agonizing man.
"I told the Commander to tell you to hide and do not come near me or my family. If you do not scurry away now, and hide, I can break you little by little... Without killing you. So I am going to go sit down, and if my family or I can still see your Ugly-Face in the next minute, he-he."
As I sat down, I sipped my whisky. Seeing him holding his bleeding nose that my Medicine Skill affirms my handy-work, I say to him.
"Testicles pop really easy, try me?"
Raymond quickly got up and ran to the restroom to stop the bleeding that won't stop so easily thanks to where I hit.
He was frustrated to find the bathroom door locked with my mother-in-law hiding in there. Then he ran off to another. I look at Greg and Melody and smile.
"This is a Feng family meal, not his place to be here. Melody is your wife, so kicking her teeth-in would be rude to Jill here, right?"
Jill said to me in a cold tone, that I know is bullshit.
"Rick Tang, hurting my guests is not very becoming of your noble status. Now I feel insulted. How am I supposed to make it up to my husband's family?"
I shrug and finish my drink. Then I openly say.
"As long as I do not kill them, I can handle it for you. Trust me when I am done, they will apologize to you. Sadly I will-not be able to join all of you for dinner..."
Jill furrows her brows and asks in confusion.
"Why are you leaving?"
"No, not by my choice. Raymond just called the Police and his government contacts to have me arrested... Seems I am spending the night in jail... But fuck was it worth it, ha-ha!"
Both Greg and Melody looked at each other trying to figure out how I found out so fast, for I have just been sitting here. Too bad for them they do not know Lucy is in my ear telling me everything. I asked Tina.
"My wife, call all of my lawyers and tell them about police brutality, they will try fun things and I will have to get a bit rough with his men. Well Jill it was fun, and Greg and Melody, don't show yourselves in front of me anymore as well, since you are making me work tonight. I will be a pissed Rick. I do not mind making you lose all of your teeth making blowjobs easy. See you tomorrow."
Melody and Greg both had chills down their spines realizing that death is not the worst thing to happen to them, but pissing me off is...
(A/N On a personal note... I wish everyone that rates 4 or less stars on this site, was required to write something, so they could feel the hard work that goes into this. I really get discouraged with all of those professional critics, sigh... Just ignore my rant, I do this once a month [Writers PMS] and I get over it. Thanks for reading.)
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