Chapter 389: Cat Dad Is Stronk!
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Chapter 389 – Cat Dad is Stronk!
"N-Nihil…"
Because of the emergency, Xiaomao reached out his hand toward Lu Bu's head and grabbed it. The head exploded and turned into red dust. Xiaomao opened his mouth, swallowing all fragments of bones, flesh, brain, and blood.
It was disgusting. Xiaomao vomited half of the fluid out when he was laying on the floor.
Fortunately, the trick saved his life. His heart and innards were restored because of the fluid. However, he received a warning message from the game system.
DING
Xiaomao understood what it meant. He shoved his fingers into his throat and vomited the red fluid out of his stomach. He kept coughing and vomitting non-stop.
When nothing remained in his digestive system, he sat up and meditated, circulating his Qi to drive out impurity.
As he had anticipated, Xiaomao started sweating black fluid. His white robes turned dark instantly. Mutated cells died and were ejected from his body.
However, that wasn't enough. While Xiaomao circulating his Qi, he reached out for his system inventory and pulled out several bottles of refined sacred water. He flickered the lid and chugged everything.
More bad cells and impurities came out. Xiaomao's clothes were soaked even though the temperature in this dimension was negative 200 Celsius. All liquid was crystalized while Xiaomao's hair and skin were covered in black ice. The wet clothes hardened and became solid.
Several white butterflies came out from Xiaomao's wings. Their expressions were ugly as they sensed the impurity inside Xiaomao. One of them clapped their feet and produced boiled water. Then, it showered Xiaomao with burning hot liquid.
ZAAAA
BOOOM
Xiaomao snapped open his eyes as the boiled water and extremely freezing temperature caused small explosions and white mist on his skin and clothes. However, he didn't feel anything as he was immune to both ice and fire.
As Xiaomao could endure the hot water, more butterflies cast more water spells and showered Xiaomao with boiling hot water. The black sweat was washed away, and Xiaomao felt a bit better.
Unfortunately, some butterflies could be a jerk sometimes. One of them came out from a grey feather. It wore a small military helmet as if it had been through WWII, and it carried a strange tool.
It was a mini flamethrower.
"MUNYA!"
BOOOOOM
Hans, the butterfly, unleashed a huge flame on Xiaomao's clothes and body as if it wanted to burn him alive!
"…"
Xiaomao's eyes were so round when he was cooked by the flamethrower. He stared at the trolling butterfly in shock. But a few seconds later, Hans put away the weapon and meowed.
"MUNYA!"
It retreated to his grey feather before Xiaomao could scold it. The other butterflies also cheered as they didn't smell a foul odor from Xiaomao anymore.
Xiaomao confusedly gazed at his robes. He patted his hair, combing the burnt Afro hairstyle to normal straight short hair as if he knew the GTA5's barber magic. His armor and clothes were still intact, but they were no longer frozen. In addition, the black parts were gone, and the color reverted to white.
"Oh, did you clean the clothes for me, munya?"
Xiaomao laughed at how the butterflies trolled him. He never expected that one of them would have used a flamethrower to dry his clothes and wash away impurities on his body.
He stood up and stopped cultivating. Although there was still minor impurity in his blood and flesh, they would automatically come out from either number-1 or number-2 tomorrow.
Xiaomao strode toward Lu Bu's corpse. He skillfully pulled three spatial rings from the dead guy's hand and stored the halberd in his inventory. Then, he stripped the headless corpse and searched for more valuables from his body.
WHOOM
A rift portal was slowly opened above the floating platform in space. Xiaomao looked up and clicked his tongue.
"Dammit. I haven't looted everything yet, munya!"
Frustrated, Xiaomao stored Lu Bu's corpse and his weapons to his inventory. All stray butterflies returned to his wings and dantian. Then, he jumped toward the rift portal.
.
.
WHOOSH
The rift spat Xiaomao back to the B7 floor's boss room. He landed on the round table and stood up. As Xiaomao had guessed, he could return to his dungeon by using the strange portal.
DING
"…"
Xiaomao opened his game menu and checked his stats. His fate attribute was now 850,000. However, he still had no idea what it could do.
He climbed down from the table and ejected the corpse of Lu Bu. He resumed the search, stripping the lower body part and taking off the fancy-looking metal war boots from the feet. It had a lion's face on the ankle parts, and the tip of the boots hid a secret dagger underneath.
Although the boots was smelly, Xiaomao used the holy spell on them, purifying and cleaning them. Then, he changed from his regular leather boots to metal boots.
CLICK
The boots automatically adjusted their sizes and became fit for Xiaomao to wear. In addition, the inner parts were soft and tight. He felt like he wore nothing while he walked.
Aside from the boots, the halberd, and spatial rings, Lu Bu had nothing valuable. Xiaomao brought the corpse to the front of the sealed garbage hole, putting them next to the trash that the mermaid had collected there. Then, he reorganized his system inventory.
While Xiaomao was sorting the new items, he noticed that the system had separated two extra items from Lu Bu's corpse. One was a Heavenly Fate Crystal, which looked the same as the crystal that Meowmeow gave him several days ago. As for the other one, it was listed as a soul crystal.
.
.
Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu Bu
Lu Bu, known as Lu Fengxian, was once fated to be reincarnated as Mao Miaomiao's son. However, as Mu-Nyang intervened with his fate, he was reborn as a Mazinger's child. He then served Pangu as he had no choice. Unfortunately, he died prematurely in a battle against another protagonist.
This soul crystal contains the entity soul of Lu Bu. By destroying it, Lu Bu will never be reincarnated again in the future. You can also consume this soul to steal his fate, karma, strength, and luck.
Item Type: Consumable
Rarity: Unknown
Effects: Upon consumption, you can get the following benefits;
- Increase stellar stars in your dantian universe by 650 stars.
- Increase your fate attribute by 750,000.
- Increase your luck attribute by 7,500,000
- Increase your positive karma by 7,500,000
- Increase all status attributes by 750,000
- Increase all basic element attributes by 750,000
.
It looked tempting. However, Xiaomao's right eyebrow twitched when he thought about eating the soul crystal. His Senpais also warned him.
[Cathulhu Instinct]: "Don't eat it. Give it to Mu-Nyang, and he will be VERY happy!"
[Foresight]: "Repeat after me; I, Chaos Seraphim Miao Xiaomao, hereby offer the Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu Bu to Lord Mu-Nyang as a tribute. I pray for thee. I wish that you can get stronger and become healthy forever."
Xiaomao raised his eyebrows as he found Foresight Senpai a bit corny today.
"Why do I have to pray for Mu-Nyang, munya?"
[Cathulhu Instinct]: "Just do it."
[Foresight]: "Just do it. Trust us."
"…"
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Chapter 389 – Cat Dad is Stronk!
"N-Nihil…"
Because of the emergency, Xiaomao reached out his hand toward Lu Bu's head and grabbed it. The head exploded and turned into red dust. Xiaomao opened his mouth, swallowing all fragments of bones, flesh, brain, and blood.
It was disgusting. Xiaomao vomited half of the fluid out when he was laying on the floor.
Fortunately, the trick saved his life. His heart and innards were restored because of the fluid. However, he received a warning message from the game system.
DING
Xiaomao understood what it meant. He shoved his fingers into his throat and vomited the red fluid out of his stomach. He kept coughing and vomitting non-stop.
When nothing remained in his digestive system, he sat up and meditated, circulating his Qi to drive out impurity.
As he had anticipated, Xiaomao started sweating black fluid. His white robes turned dark instantly. Mutated cells died and were ejected from his body.
However, that wasn't enough. While Xiaomao circulating his Qi, he reached out for his system inventory and pulled out several bottles of refined sacred water. He flickered the lid and chugged everything.
More bad cells and impurities came out. Xiaomao's clothes were soaked even though the temperature in this dimension was negative 200 Celsius. All liquid was crystalized while Xiaomao's hair and skin were covered in black ice. The wet clothes hardened and became solid.
Several white butterflies came out from Xiaomao's wings. Their expressions were ugly as they sensed the impurity inside Xiaomao. One of them clapped their feet and produced boiled water. Then, it showered Xiaomao with burning hot liquid.
ZAAAA
BOOOM
Xiaomao snapped open his eyes as the boiled water and extremely freezing temperature caused small explosions and white mist on his skin and clothes. However, he didn't feel anything as he was immune to both ice and fire.
As Xiaomao could endure the hot water, more butterflies cast more water spells and showered Xiaomao with boiling hot water. The black sweat was washed away, and Xiaomao felt a bit better.
Unfortunately, some butterflies could be a jerk sometimes. One of them came out from a grey feather. It wore a small military helmet as if it had been through WWII, and it carried a strange tool.
It was a mini flamethrower.
"MUNYA!"
BOOOOOM
Hans, the butterfly, unleashed a huge flame on Xiaomao's clothes and body as if it wanted to burn him alive!
"…"
Xiaomao's eyes were so round when he was cooked by the flamethrower. He stared at the trolling butterfly in shock. But a few seconds later, Hans put away the weapon and meowed.
"MUNYA!"
It retreated to his grey feather before Xiaomao could scold it. The other butterflies also cheered as they didn't smell a foul odor from Xiaomao anymore.
Xiaomao confusedly gazed at his robes. He patted his hair, combing the burnt Afro hairstyle to normal straight short hair as if he knew the GTA5's barber magic. His armor and clothes were still intact, but they were no longer frozen. In addition, the black parts were gone, and the color reverted to white.
"Oh, did you clean the clothes for me, munya?"
Xiaomao laughed at how the butterflies trolled him. He never expected that one of them would have used a flamethrower to dry his clothes and wash away impurities on his body.
He stood up and stopped cultivating. Although there was still minor impurity in his blood and flesh, they would automatically come out from either number-1 or number-2 tomorrow.
Xiaomao strode toward Lu Bu's corpse. He skillfully pulled three spatial rings from the dead guy's hand and stored the halberd in his inventory. Then, he stripped the headless corpse and searched for more valuables from his body.
WHOOM
A rift portal was slowly opened above the floating platform in space. Xiaomao looked up and clicked his tongue.
"Dammit. I haven't looted everything yet, munya!"
Frustrated, Xiaomao stored Lu Bu's corpse and his weapons to his inventory. All stray butterflies returned to his wings and dantian. Then, he jumped toward the rift portal.
.
.
WHOOSH
The rift spat Xiaomao back to the B7 floor's boss room. He landed on the round table and stood up. As Xiaomao had guessed, he could return to his dungeon by using the strange portal.
DING
"…"
Xiaomao opened his game menu and checked his stats. His fate attribute was now 850,000. However, he still had no idea what it could do.
He climbed down from the table and ejected the corpse of Lu Bu. He resumed the search, stripping the lower body part and taking off the fancy-looking metal war boots from the feet. It had a lion's face on the ankle parts, and the tip of the boots hid a secret dagger underneath.
Although the boots was smelly, Xiaomao used the holy spell on them, purifying and cleaning them. Then, he changed from his regular leather boots to metal boots.
CLICK
The boots automatically adjusted their sizes and became fit for Xiaomao to wear. In addition, the inner parts were soft and tight. He felt like he wore nothing while he walked.
Aside from the boots, the halberd, and spatial rings, Lu Bu had nothing valuable. Xiaomao brought the corpse to the front of the sealed garbage hole, putting them next to the trash that the mermaid had collected there. Then, he reorganized his system inventory.
While Xiaomao was sorting the new items, he noticed that the system had separated two extra items from Lu Bu's corpse. One was a Heavenly Fate Crystal, which looked the same as the crystal that Meowmeow gave him several days ago. As for the other one, it was listed as a soul crystal.
.
.
Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu Bu
Lu Bu, known as Lu Fengxian, was once fated to be reincarnated as Mao Miaomiao's son. However, as Mu-Nyang intervened with his fate, he was reborn as a Mazinger's child. He then served Pangu as he had no choice. Unfortunately, he died prematurely in a battle against another protagonist.
This soul crystal contains the entity soul of Lu Bu. By destroying it, Lu Bu will never be reincarnated again in the future. You can also consume this soul to steal his fate, karma, strength, and luck.
Item Type: Consumable
Rarity: Unknown
Effects: Upon consumption, you can get the following benefits;
- Increase stellar stars in your dantian universe by 650 stars.
- Increase your fate attribute by 750,000.
- Increase your luck attribute by 7,500,000
- Increase your positive karma by 7,500,000
- Increase all status attributes by 750,000
- Increase all basic element attributes by 750,000
.
It looked tempting. However, Xiaomao's right eyebrow twitched when he thought about eating the soul crystal. His Senpais also warned him.
[Cathulhu Instinct]: "Don't eat it. Give it to Mu-Nyang, and he will be VERY happy!"
[Foresight]: "Repeat after me; I, Chaos Seraphim Miao Xiaomao, hereby offer the Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu Bu to Lord Mu-Nyang as a tribute. I pray for thee. I wish that you can get stronger and become healthy forever."
Xiaomao raised his eyebrows as he found Foresight Senpai a bit corny today.
"Why do I have to pray for Mu-Nyang, munya?"
[Cathulhu Instinct]: "Just do it."
[Foresight]: "Just do it. Trust us."
"…"
Chapter 389 Cat Dad is Stronk!"N-Nihil"Because of the emergency, Xiaomao reached out his hand toward Lu Bu's head and grabbed it. The head exploded and turned into red dust. Xiaomao opened his mouth, swallowing all fragments of bones, flesh, brain, and blood.It was disgusting. Xiaomao vomited half of the fluid out when he was laying on the floor.Fortunately, the trick saved his life. His heart and innards were restored because of the fluid. However, he received a warning message from the game system.DINGXiaomao understood what it meant. He shoved his fingers into his throat and vomited the red fluid out of his stomach. He kept coughing and vomitting non-stop.When nothing remained in his digestive system, he sat up and meditated, circulating his Qi to drive out impurity.As he had anticipated, Xiaomao started sweating black fluid. His white robes turned dark instantly. Mutated cells died and were ejected from his body.However, that wasn't enough. While Xiaomao circulating his Qi, he reached out for his system inventory and pulled out several bottles of refined sacred water. He flickered the lid and chugged everything.More bad cells and impurities came out. Xiaomao's clothes were soaked even though the temperature in this dimension was negative 200 Celsius. All liquid was crystalized while Xiaomao's hair and skin were covered in black ice. The wet clothes hardened and became solid.Several white butterflies came out from Xiaomao's wings. Their expressions were ugly as they sensed the impurity inside Xiaomao. One of them clapped their feet and produced boiled water. Then, it showered Xiaomao with burning hot liquid.ZAAAABOOOMXiaomao snapped open his eyes as the boiled water and extremely freezing temperature caused small explosions and white mist on his skin and clothes. However, he didn't feel anything as he was immune to both ice and fire.As Xiaomao could endure the hot water, more butterflies cast more water spells and showered Xiaomao with boiling hot water. The black sweat was washed away, and Xiaomao felt a bit better.Unfortunately, some butterflies could be a jerk sometimes. One of them came out from a grey feather. It wore a small military helmet as if it had been through WWII, and it carried a strange tool.It was a mini flamethrower."MUNYA!"BOOOOOMHans, the butterfly, unleashed a huge flame on Xiaomao's clothes and body as if it wanted to burn him alive!""Xiaomao's eyes were so round when he was cooked by the flamethrower. He stared at the trolling butterfly in shock. But a few seconds later, Hans put away the weapon and meowed."MUNYA!"It retreated to his grey feather before Xiaomao could scold it. The other butterflies also cheered as they didn't smell a foul odor from Xiaomao anymore.Xiaomao confusedly gazed at his robes. He patted his hair, combing the burnt Afro hairstyle to normal straight short hair as if he knew the GTA5's barber magic. His armor and clothes were still intact, but they were no longer frozen. In addition, the black parts were gone, and the color reverted to white."Oh, did you clean the clothes for me, munya?"Xiaomao laughed at how the butterflies trolled him. He never expected that one of them would have used a flamethrower to dry his clothes and wash away impurities on his body.He stood up and stopped cultivating. Although there was still minor impurity in his blood and flesh, they would automatically come out from either number-1 or number-2 tomorrow.Xiaomao strode toward Lu Bu's corpse. He skillfully pulled three spatial rings from the dead guy's hand and stored the halberd in his inventory. Then, he stripped the headless corpse and searched for more valuables from his body.WHOOMA rift portal was slowly opened above the floating platform in space. Xiaomao looked up and clicked his tongue."Dammit. I haven't looted everything yet, munya!"Frustrated, Xiaomao stored Lu Bu's corpse and his weapons to his inventory. All stray butterflies returned to his wings and dantian. Then, he jumped toward the rift portal...WHOOSHThe rift spat Xiaomao back to the B7 floor's boss room. He landed on the round table and stood up. As Xiaomao had guessed, he could return to his dungeon by using the strange portal.DING""Xiaomao opened his game menu and checked his stats. His fate attribute was now 850,000. However, he still had no idea what it could do.He climbed down from the table and ejected the corpse of Lu Bu. He resumed the search, stripping the lower body part and taking off the fancy-looking metal war boots from the feet. It had a lion's face on the ankle parts, and the tip of the boots hid a secret dagger underneath.Although the boots was smelly, Xiaomao used the holy spell on them, purifying and cleaning them. Then, he changed from his regular leather boots to metal boots.CLICKThe boots automatically adjusted their sizes and became fit for Xiaomao to wear. In addition, the inner parts were soft and tight. He felt like he wore nothing while he walked.Aside from the boots, the halberd, and spatial rings, Lu Bu had nothing valuable. Xiaomao brought the corpse to the front of the sealed garbage hole, putting them next to the trash that the mermaid had collected there. Then, he reorganized his system inventory.While Xiaomao was sorting the new items, he noticed that the system had separated two extra items from Lu Bu's corpse. One was a Heavenly Fate Crystal, which looked the same as the crystal that Meowmeow gave him several days ago. As for the other one, it was listed as a soul crystal...Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu BuLu Bu, known as Lu Fengxian, was once fated to be reincarnated as Mao Miaomiao's son. However, as Mu-Nyang intervened with his fate, he was reborn as a Mazinger's child. He then served Pangu as he had no choice. Unfortunately, he died prematurely in a battle against another protagonist.This soul crystal contains the entity soul of Lu Bu. By destroying it, Lu Bu will never be reincarnated again in the future. You can also consume this soul to steal his fate, karma, strength, and luck.Item Type: ConsumableRarity: UnknownEffects: Upon consumption, you can get the following benefits;- Increase stellar stars in your dantian universe by 650 stars.- Increase your fate attribute by 750,000.- Increase your luck attribute by 7,500,000- Increase your positive karma by 7,500,000- Increase all status attributes by 750,000- Increase all basic element attributes by 750,000.It looked tempting. However, Xiaomao's right eyebrow twitched when he thought about eating the soul crystal. His Senpais also warned him.Cathulhu Instinct: "Don't eat it. Give it to Mu-Nyang, and he will be VERY happy!"Foresight: "Repeat after me; I, Chaos Seraphim Miao Xiaomao, hereby offer the Soul Crystal of Protagonist Lu Bu to Lord Mu-Nyang as a tribute. I pray for thee. I wish that you can get stronger and become healthy forever."Xiaomao raised his eyebrows as he found Foresight Senpai a bit corny today."Why do I have to pray for Mu-Nyang, munya?"Cathulhu Instinct: "Just do it."Foresight: "Just do it. Trust us."""
