If two Women Commit a Slaughter in the Woods, but all witnesses are Dead, did it Really Happen?
(*Celia’s POV*)
Amelie is responsible for fixing the teleportation array, but as Yona is stuck sleeping, it was put on hold for now. As such, to get anywhere at the moment, you either need a carriage, or just fly around like us.
Though, even if you can’t fly, our “carriages” which are basically just cars, are already being released around our empire. The roads were paved as well, and unlike a modern government, we plan to actually keep them smooth and pot hole free.
Amelie: “So? Where are we going exactly?” She asked.
Currently, we’re slowly flying in the air. Amelie might think that I know where I am going, but that would be absolutely wrong. Heh…
Celia: “I don’t sense any monsters at all, so I assume that you all killed them during the war, right?” I ask.
Amelie: “We didn’t cull them completely, but it will be a few years before they start being a problem again.” She answered with a shrug.
Celia: “Do you know where any of the continents that you mentioned earlier are at?” I ask.
Amelie: “I know of one, why?” She replied.
Celia: “Then let’s head there.” I answer.
Amelie: “Normally, I would say that it would be too dangerous, but with our current Statuses, it should be fine.” She agreed.
With that, I followed along with Amelie guiding us. To get there faster, we stopped talking, and flew at max speed. As Amelie has the same Skills as me, her flying magic should be max level as well. As she can go the same speed as me, that should be the case.
*Hours Later.*
It took a while to fly over the ocean to get to our destination. Once there, it was a completely different world… The trees were huge, and so were the plants and everything else.
We aren’t going to find big monsters, right? I would hate to see a giant bug… Regardless, we kept exploring, and eventually, we came across some Goblins. Said Goblins were carrying a woman. The woman looked injured, but alive…
Looking at the Goblin, I decided to inspect it. I want to know what kind of level most of these monsters are at, after all.
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:Status:
Name: None.
Race: Common Forest Goblin.
Level: 457.
HP: 175,000/175,000.
Hunger: 304/500.
Exp Gained From Killing: 1,843.
Drops: Goblin Teeth. Goblin Ears.
:Summary:
A Common Forest Goblin. A creature such as this, has very little intelligence. Their main goals in life are to mate with female’s, and survive. Goblins do not have females, so they prey on the females of other species.
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Ah, so these are the rapey kind of Goblins, huh? At least I won’t feel bad about killing them all, then. Oh, right. I should tell Amelie about this!
Celia: “Amelie, try inspecting one of the Goblins.” I suggest.
Amelie: “Alright… Ah, so that’s how you get Experience? Do you like, I don’t know, consume their souls, or something?” She said with a thinking pose.
Celia: “I have no idea, but we just have to kill them to get Experience points, which will level us up. If you’re wondering, every being will give Experience when you kill them.” I explain.
Amelie: “Okay, so we just have to kill them? I guess that we can save that woman, too. Oh, right. Is killing the only way to get experience?” She asked.
Celia: “Mostly, yes. But, with Ria’s mark, Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex, you can get Experience from sex.” I reply.
Amelie: “Right… I did try to forget that little detail… How much sex do you even have with your wives?” She asked with a sigh.
Celia: “How much sex do you have with Ria?” I reply.
Amelie: “…Let’s just drop this subject…” She said with a red face.
Celia: “Agreed. Now then, shall we go be heroes? Maybe the girl will fall in love with you, Mom.” I say with a joking tone.
Amelie: “I wouldn’t bet on it, Celia.” She replied with a laugh.
The Goblin killing went well, and with around ten of them there, both Amelie and I were able to gain a level up. At least we now know of a good place to grind for levels. Of course, only when you’re in a group. We also need to focus on Yona at the moment, though.
I didn’t bother with the drops, as I had more Celestium than I could ever really spend. Fortunately, I was lucky enough in life to not be one of those Isekai protagonists that have to do a bunch of request at some guild. That guild still pisses me off…
As for the woman… Wait a fucking minute! This is my literal fucking sister! What’s that? I never mentioned having a sister? Well, that is because she went missing when I was five. Sarah was pretty young at the time as well… Well, she was older than me, and was practically my mom…
I just always assumed that my shitty parents abandoned her somewhere, so that they wouldn’t have to feed us both. But that begs the question, Sarah does look older, but isn’t this many, many years in the future from when she went missing?…
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:Status:
Name: Sarah.
Sex: Female.
Race: Human (Teen.)
Age: 19.
HP: 500/500.
MP: 50/50.
AGI: 85.
STR: 351.
DEX: 66.
INT: 160.
Hunger: 195/235.
True Level: 54.
Race Level: 54/100.
Current EXP: 1,456/5,000.
Titles: Time Leaper.
Self Improvement Points: 4,673.
Upgrades/Skills Available: 4.
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Okay… that would explain it… But wait, why does my Inspect Skill show more information now? Was it finally fixed!? Well, the Goblin was the same, but Sarah’s is different from usual…
Ruina: “I fixed it for actually important beings. You’re welcome.” She said with a bright tone.
Celia: “Ah, thanks!” I reply.
So, Sarah leaped through time? I guess that whatever stupid reason that happened, Sarah was also aged up quite a bit. Either that, or she has been in this time for a long while. If so, why is she so weak?
Amelie: “Celia? What’s wrong? That woman looks to be fine…” She said with a concerned tone.
Celia: “This woman… she is my sister.” I answer.
Amelie: “That can’t be… Didn’t you start out as some random monster?” She asked with a head tilt.
Celia: “She was my sister in a past life. Look at her Status. See that Time Leaper Title? My sister went missing many years ago. And it seems that she ended up in this time.” I explain.
Amelie: “…”
With a sigh, I cleaned and healed Sarah. Amelie and I then teleported back to my dungeon, and then back into my room. I laid Sarah down on my bed, and then decided to wait for her to wake up. Now then, how am I going to explain this to well… Everyone?…
If two Women Commit a Slaughter in the Woods, but all witnesses are Dead, did it Really Happen?
(*Celia’s POV*)
Amelie is responsible for fixing the teleportation array, but as Yona is stuck sleeping, it was put on hold for now. As such, to get anywhere at the moment, you either need a carriage, or just fly around like us.
Though, even if you can’t fly, our “carriages” which are basically just cars, are already being released around our empire. The roads were paved as well, and unlike a modern government, we plan to actually keep them smooth and pot hole free.
Amelie: “So? Where are we going exactly?” She asked.
Currently, we’re slowly flying in the air. Amelie might think that I know where I am going, but that would be absolutely wrong. Heh…
Celia: “I don’t sense any monsters at all, so I assume that you all killed them during the war, right?” I ask.
Amelie: “We didn’t cull them completely, but it will be a few years before they start being a problem again.” She answered with a shrug.
Celia: “Do you know where any of the continents that you mentioned earlier are at?” I ask.
Amelie: “I know of one, why?” She replied.
Celia: “Then let’s head there.” I answer.
Amelie: “Normally, I would say that it would be too dangerous, but with our current Statuses, it should be fine.” She agreed.
With that, I followed along with Amelie guiding us. To get there faster, we stopped talking, and flew at max speed. As Amelie has the same Skills as me, her flying magic should be max level as well. As she can go the same speed as me, that should be the case.
*Hours Later.*
It took a while to fly over the ocean to get to our destination. Once there, it was a completely different world… The trees were huge, and so were the plants and everything else.
We aren’t going to find big monsters, right? I would hate to see a giant bug… Regardless, we kept exploring, and eventually, we came across some Goblins. Said Goblins were carrying a woman. The woman looked injured, but alive…
Looking at the Goblin, I decided to inspect it. I want to know what kind of level most of these monsters are at, after all.
______________________________________________________________________________
:Status:
Name: None.
Race: Common Forest Goblin.
Level: 457.
HP: 175,000/175,000.
Hunger: 304/500.
Exp Gained From Killing: 1,843.
Drops: Goblin Teeth. Goblin Ears.
:Summary:
A Common Forest Goblin. A creature such as this, has very little intelligence. Their main goals in life are to mate with female’s, and survive. Goblins do not have females, so they prey on the females of other species.
______________________________________________________________________________
Ah, so these are the rapey kind of Goblins, huh? At least I won’t feel bad about killing them all, then. Oh, right. I should tell Amelie about this!
Celia: “Amelie, try inspecting one of the Goblins.” I suggest.
Amelie: “Alright… Ah, so that’s how you get Experience? Do you like, I don’t know, consume their souls, or something?” She said with a thinking pose.
Celia: “I have no idea, but we just have to kill them to get Experience points, which will level us up. If you’re wondering, every being will give Experience when you kill them.” I explain.
Amelie: “Okay, so we just have to kill them? I guess that we can save that woman, too. Oh, right. Is killing the only way to get experience?” She asked.
Celia: “Mostly, yes. But, with Ria’s mark, Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex, you can get Experience from sex.” I reply.
Amelie: “Right… I did try to forget that little detail… How much sex do you even have with your wives?” She asked with a sigh.
Celia: “How much sex do you have with Ria?” I reply.
Amelie: “…Let’s just drop this subject…” She said with a red face.
Celia: “Agreed. Now then, shall we go be heroes? Maybe the girl will fall in love with you, Mom.” I say with a joking tone.
Amelie: “I wouldn’t bet on it, Celia.” She replied with a laugh.
The Goblin killing went well, and with around ten of them there, both Amelie and I were able to gain a level up. At least we now know of a good place to grind for levels. Of course, only when you’re in a group. We also need to focus on Yona at the moment, though.
I didn’t bother with the drops, as I had more Celestium than I could ever really spend. Fortunately, I was lucky enough in life to not be one of those Isekai protagonists that have to do a bunch of request at some guild. That guild still pisses me off…
As for the woman… Wait a fucking minute! This is my literal fucking sister! What’s that? I never mentioned having a sister? Well, that is because she went missing when I was five. Sarah was pretty young at the time as well… Well, she was older than me, and was practically my mom…
I just always assumed that my shitty parents abandoned her somewhere, so that they wouldn’t have to feed us both. But that begs the question, Sarah does look older, but isn’t this many, many years in the future from when she went missing?…
______________________________________________________________________________
:Status:
Name: Sarah.
Sex: Female.
Race: Human (Teen.)
Age: 19.
HP: 500/500.
MP: 50/50.
AGI: 85.
STR: 351.
DEX: 66.
INT: 160.
Hunger: 195/235.
True Level: 54.
Race Level: 54/100.
Current EXP: 1,456/5,000.
Titles: Time Leaper.
Self Improvement Points: 4,673.
Upgrades/Skills Available: 4.
______________________________________________________________________________
Okay… that would explain it… But wait, why does my Inspect Skill show more information now? Was it finally fixed!? Well, the Goblin was the same, but Sarah’s is different from usual…
Ruina: “I fixed it for actually important beings. You’re welcome.” She said with a bright tone.
Celia: “Ah, thanks!” I reply.
So, Sarah leaped through time? I guess that whatever stupid reason that happened, Sarah was also aged up quite a bit. Either that, or she has been in this time for a long while. If so, why is she so weak?
Amelie: “Celia? What’s wrong? That woman looks to be fine…” She said with a concerned tone.
Celia: “This woman… she is my sister.” I answer.
Amelie: “That can’t be… Didn’t you start out as some random monster?” She asked with a head tilt.
Celia: “She was my sister in a past life. Look at her Status. See that Time Leaper Title? My sister went missing many years ago. And it seems that she ended up in this time.” I explain.
Amelie: “…”
With a sigh, I cleaned and healed Sarah. Amelie and I then teleported back to my dungeon, and then back into my room. I laid Sarah down on my bed, and then decided to wait for her to wake up. Now then, how am I going to explain this to well… Everyone?…
