Chapter 123: Hi, I'm Broly
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The terrifying and strange Saiyan stood in front of the terrified Bulma which was totally paralyzed and about to cry due to the fear of seeing that a monster more threatening than the previous one bent down a little to be at her height and did not stop staring at her
[What ... what does he want from me?!] Bulma thought as he grabbed Gohan stronger than before...
This was being a very chaotic, strange and terrifying situation...
That Saiyan kept looking at Bulma with his three eyes from side to side, from top to bottom as if she were some artistic sculpture... trying to find some kind of information he considered necessary...
The situation was being so strange and tense that no one could act or even think normally...
[That Saiyan hasn't stopped looking at Bulma... and maybe his chest ... just like me ...
I'm glad to see that there are perverted Saiyans in the universe...
I was beginning to believe they had some kind of defect for these important things]
Except old Roshi ... who always had the ability to think about perverted things, no matter how dangerous or tense the situation is ...
There was only an awkward and threatening silence until...
"Quick! What are you waiting for!? Hold the tail! It's his weak point!" Piccolo shouted at Krillin, who was the closest to Broly and his long, easy-to-grasp tail.
[This guy surely has a monstrous strength and powers ... but his tail should remain his weak point] Piccolo thought, since he didn't want to give up ...
"Ah ... yes ... it's true!" Krillin shouted as he stepped out of the trance he was in and realized he had the opponent's weak point near him.
[I have to grab it tightly, but without tearing it away ... if I rip it off despite the pain and weaken him a bit, he will lose his weak point] Krilin thought as he pounced towards the tail
Cath
And he managed to grab it
[Good!] Piccolo and Mutenroshi thought, which began to load Ki to perform their most destructive skills ...
Piccolo the Mankanpousappou, with which he killed Raditz and Goku ... and Mutenroshi his classic steroid Kamehame ...
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But something disturbed the three during that process ...
"Aishhhhh !!!
No… it can be… he has to be pretending!"Krilin said with despair and disbelief when he saw that as much as he stretched the tail… Broly didn't even flinch, as if he wasn't affected at all…
[Don't stop Krillin ... he still doesn't move] Mutenroshi thought as he continued to loading Ki
"This has to work! If it doesn't work, we're done! Grab it with everything you can… don't fall in his absurd bluff or I'll kill you!" Said Piccolo, who didn't want to believe Broly was immune to the attacks in the tail
"AHHHHHHHHHHH…. NO…. NOOOOO…. "Bulma stammered, who fell to the ground in absolute panic when he saw that he was practically in the middle of the crossfire between Piccolo, Mutenroshi… and in front of a huge man belonging to a race of sadistic and heartless planetary killers…
Catastrophic situation ... until ...
"Are you by chance Bulma? Are you Tighs little sister?" Broly said with a smile on his face as he offended his hand to Bulma so she could get up
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And with that comment the situation changed radically
"You… do you know my sister?" Said Bulma, who was no longer as terrified as before… now she was incredibly confused… and relieved by Broly's attitude, which wasn't hostile like Raditz…
You have a sister?!" Krillin shouted in surprise, since after more than a decade of being friendly friends, Bulma had never mentioned that ... and Mutenroshi too, but imagining an extremely attractive and stunning Tights wearing a very provocative swimsuit
"So… this is not an enemy?" Piccolo said, who was more confused than anyone ... but still continued loading his ki attack for precaution
"HAHAHAHAHA! Of course I know her...
In fact, she is the first human I met when I arrived on this planet ...
We even went on vacation through space one… ah, and Jako was ther too…
Ahhhh ... I can't believe she didn't tell you about me...
This Tights…" Broly said materializing in his hand a photo album on the holiday they had at the end of volume 3...
Photos where the transformed Broly and Tighs bathing in the spaceship pool could be seen... and Jako with face of suffering
"Eh ... one moment ... it's true ...
My sister told me that she had an extraterrestrial friend who, unlike Jako, wasn't useless and a loser ...
You… are you Broly?" Bulma asked, who went from panic to confusion and from confusion to joy when he saw that the supposed planetary threat before him was actually a friend of his sister ... one with a very good reputation that of course would do nothing wrong to her friend's sister or her planet
"Yes, the same, I'm Broly
Hahahahahahaha!
Sorry for scare you, but when I saw you I had the impression that you looked a lot like her and I wanted to be sure that you were her famous sister before saying anything" Said Broly, who offered Bulma his hand again so she could get up
And Bulma, who on this occasion was already mentally stable, accepted Broly's help at he same time she asked him a question to answer a question in the previous sentence "Famous sister? Why do you say so?"
And Broly while helping her to get up ... "Hahaha ...
Tights has always been telling me about his beautiful, kind, funny, brave and super intelligent sister ...
Tights wanted to introduce us, but because of my circ.u.mstances it has been impossible for me to be here in recent years ...
But I'm glad we finally met Bulma-san" Broly said, holding Bulma by the hand in a cool attitude a few inches from her face at the right moment she got to her feet with his help.
¡!
And because of those flattering words, Broly's good reputation that her sister had given her on some occasions, the adrenaline she had on her body due to the situation... the confident, sturdy, charismatic and magnetic attitude of the alpha male he gave off with every word and gesture… the firm but gentle grip he had used to lift he and his beautiful but masculine features that he sculpted in his body when he remodelled himself...
This mortal combination made Bulma blush like a teenager when she saw that her favourite fashion singer was smiling at her in a concert [This ... this guy is ... not bad ... outside the tail and the third eye ... which on the other hand give a mysterious and original air
He's f.u.c.k.i.n.g handsome!
Tall, dark and handsome ... exactly my kind of man ...
Ehhhh ...
What am I thinking at!?…
No ... it's not the time ... for this ...]
And on the other hand…
[Bingo…] Broly thought as he mentally rubbed his hands in a perverse way
…
Desire Realm
Broly Planet, Broly Land, Broly City… and inside of Broly Mansion
Broly and friends were still in the movie theater enjoying the adventures of Broly ...
Until Broly himself began broadcasting the director's comments…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
As I planned from the beginning!
Appear in that moment of fear, despair and tension and indirectly go from being a danger to a kind of savior due to a misunderstanding of her, which will make her even feel a little guilty towards me ...
The fact that she had in advance very good reviews of me from someone as close to her as her sister (especially in comparison to Jaco)... which has served as an excuse and alibi to flatter her without appearing forced or slimy ...
The mystery that she has been creating around me in her mind during all these years, which has been unleashed at a moment as crucial as this ...
Adding also that now Bulma is completely disgusted with Yamcha for how incredibly idiotic, irresponsible, immature, pathetic ... and unfaithful she is...
The first valid impression after the scare (which will make me look like a bad boy but I'm really a good person, thus recreating the impression Vegeta gave her in the original franchise but in a much better way) ... which is that I am exactly her type of man, as she declared in an episode of Dragon Ball ...
Along with my impeccable appearance, magnetic and virile charisma ... and the non-expressive language and actions that I have researched and practiced so much…
Have successfully completed the first stage of my "Waifu Mission" ...
HUAHUAHUAHAUA!
I'm a f.u.c.k.i.n.g genius!" Broly said rubbing his hands in a perverse way while admiring himself… as usual
"WHATTTTTT !!! ???" They all shouted upon see and hear what Broly had said and done both outside and inside the screen
"One moment… Waifu?
Your waifu is Bulma?
Is she your goal of conquest?" Kumagawa said, very surprised, not expecting that development
"I admit she's pretty, but ..." Najimi said, feeling a little upset to see that Broly preferred a normal pretty human over an almost perfect goddess like her ... although she was relieved too (the female mind is very complex)…
"One moment Broly… are you saying that from decades ago you have been interested in that girl and that despite this… until now you hadn't contacted her even once?
But why? Aren't you supposed to be a determined alpha male? "Asked the romantic and frienzoned Obito, who sensed he was about to discover a new facet of his boss… but he wasn't sure yet if he would find it acceptable or not…
"Elementary dear Obito and Kumagawa ...
In fact, one of the reasons I chose the Dragon Ball universe was precisely for this ...
Why didn't I start with her from the first moment?
Well ... the main reason was because I shouldn't alter the reason why Bulma created the Dragon Ball radar and began his search where she would find Goku and from there the story would begin...
If she had known me it was only a matter of time she had fallen in love with me, so I wouldn't need to ask Shenron for a perfect boyfriend ...
She would have the perfect one from the beginning...
And I didn't want her to know me with the appearance of a small child, especially when the Saiyans have a very long childhood...
First impressions are important...
In addition, statistically childhood or youth relationsh.i.p.s don't survive maturity...
And I didn't want to go out with an immature little girl... I'm not a lolicon" Broly said, explaining to Obito the reasons for his decisions as if he were an analyst.
"So all the time you spent with her sister and Jaco was to make her subliminally became interested in you through her older sister adventures and coments?" Asked Aizen, who was smelling a long-term evil plan in the environment
"HAHAHAHA ... sharp as always Aizen ...
You're right, that was the main reason for the holidays with Tights ... and Jaco ... since I needed another person so that by showing THOSE photos didn't look like we were on a date...
Although I also enjoyed his company and it helped me improve my social skills..." Broly said taking another sip of his Mellow Cola
And Rin, who was still amazed to see how perverse and calculating Broly's mind was, commented on one of the many moral dilemmas she saw in her plan "Wait…
Are you aware that this Bulma now has a boyfriend ... and yet you will go after her? "
"And in the future she would marry Vegeta, with whom she would have a son and a daughter" Kumagawa said, adding more wood to the fire.
"Of course…
In fact now is the best moment of all!
Yamcha has been unfaithful to her recently, therefore she will now be spiteful and will want to take revenge in the same way ... besides, it's only a matter of time that they break...
As for Vegeta ... f.u.c.k him! I arrived earlier in this timeline
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Broly said with a malevolent and corrupt smile as he admired his future wife on screen.
"F.U.C.K.I.N.G SOCIOPATH!
MIAUUU !!!" Shouted outraged all those who still had a certain morality and cared what Broly had done, such as Rin, Froese, Ichiryu, Hagoromo ... and Mantamune, of course.
"Leaving the unnecessary moral considerations aside ...
Why her?
I admit she's pretty, but...
Were there not many other women with better bodies in the world of To Love Ru?" Dio asked, who had very high standards when it comes to women ... to get pregnant or devour them ... he is a guy with many facets.
"Ah ... it shows that you weren't guys from the 80s and / or 90s of my world ...
You will see, at least in my country during that time, without internet and at the hours when a child could watch TV… There were few programs where you could see minimally attractive and interesting female characters with whom to empathize in an interesting story...
And of those few Bulma of Dragon Ball was the best ...
Not only did she introduce us to some perverted scenes (which were censored in many countries) quite fun and spicy ... that unlike the current ones weren't forced to the extreme... also managed to arouse the first s.e.x.u.a.l curiosities in some pre-pubescent boys like me… since it wat a time of excessively prudish and lack of information about these things...
She was also one of the few important female characters with an interesting and decisive personality, one that felt real and independent despite not being a fighter... unlike most of the actual female characters in the manga / anime shonen, which are only complements of the protagonist and have the personality of a potato...
She is beautiful, extremely intelligent, brave, funny, good person, generous, loyal (Yamcha doesn't count), good mother and wife, the richest woman on the planet ... unlike Milk is not a pimple in the ass with her husband... has a strong and determined personality, which I loved when I was human ... and now that I am Saiyan I like it a hundred times more
F.U.C.K! She is by far the most important and decisive character in Dragon Ball!
Without her the history wouldn't have moved!
If it wasn't because she went to look for the dragon ball Goku would never have left her mountain to become strong, that's why the world would have been razed by Piccolo Senior, Pilaf or The Red Ribon
Later all the humans would have been massacred Raditz and the others ... and if we ignore the one that Raditz had killed all the humans, in the event that Dr. Gero had survived and invented killer androids no one could have stopped them since she wouldn't invented the time machine.
And without Bulma Dragon Ball Super wouldn't have existed either, since without he Beerus and Whis wouldn't have been marvelled by the food of the earth, food they tasted for the first time on Bulma's birthday and that later she was supplying them to gain their help and friendship there would be no Super Saiyan God nor the training that Whis gave to Goku and Vegeta... Neither would they have found the Super Dragon Ball for the Beerus and Champa tournament, nor could they have stopped Zamasu without his time machine...
And if none of this had happened Zeno would have destroyed most universes, including universe 7!
F.U.C.K! IT IS OR IS NOT AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN!" Said Broly, who reinforced his argument through powerpoints and various videos, which he had prepared for a moment like this
And after a few seconds of awkward silence in which everyone tried to assimilate all that information and its multiple interpretations and conclusions…
"Okay…
We have understood ...
You want to fulfill your childhood dream of marrying your first love ... which was an 80's cartoon ...
Okay…
We have understood that you are an almost omnipotent and immortal god, but still you want to pursue a sickly romance with a normal human despite not needing to reproduce ...
Okay…
We got it" Najimi said quite disappointed with Broly… saying Ok many times to prove it
"By the way, Najimi, you shouldn't talk either... you don't need to eat to survive and you've already eaten three packages of BB Corn!" Broly said, pointing out Najimi's hypocrisy, sine he was a little angry by that the criticism.
Don't criticize another's waifu
…
Dragon ball
Universe 7
Earth
"Eh ... yes ... it's nice to have met you too Broly-san ...
By the way ... what ... exactly did my sister tell you about me?" Said Bulma, who was very red and tried to look away from Broly so as not to be more… but still asking things that would surely make her even more red
And before Broly could answer it in a previously rehearsed way to earn even more points...
"CAN I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I don't understand anything!" Shouted Piccolo, who was very, very, very irritated with the current situation and wanted answers as soon as possible.
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The terrifying and strange Saiyan stood in front of the terrified Bulma which was totally paralyzed and about to cry due to the fear of seeing that a monster more threatening than the previous one bent down a little to be at her height and did not stop staring at her
[What ... what does he want from me?!] Bulma thought as he grabbed Gohan stronger than before...
This was being a very chaotic, strange and terrifying situation...
That Saiyan kept looking at Bulma with his three eyes from side to side, from top to bottom as if she were some artistic sculpture... trying to find some kind of information he considered necessary...
The situation was being so strange and tense that no one could act or even think normally...
[That Saiyan hasn't stopped looking at Bulma... and maybe his chest ... just like me ...
I'm glad to see that there are perverted Saiyans in the universe...
I was beginning to believe they had some kind of defect for these important things]
Except old Roshi ... who always had the ability to think about perverted things, no matter how dangerous or tense the situation is ...
There was only an awkward and threatening silence until...
"Quick! What are you waiting for!? Hold the tail! It's his weak point!" Piccolo shouted at Krillin, who was the closest to Broly and his long, easy-to-grasp tail.
[This guy surely has a monstrous strength and powers ... but his tail should remain his weak point] Piccolo thought, since he didn't want to give up ...
"Ah ... yes ... it's true!" Krillin shouted as he stepped out of the trance he was in and realized he had the opponent's weak point near him.
[I have to grab it tightly, but without tearing it away ... if I rip it off despite the pain and weaken him a bit, he will lose his weak point] Krilin thought as he pounced towards the tail
Cath
And he managed to grab it
[Good!] Piccolo and Mutenroshi thought, which began to load Ki to perform their most destructive skills ...
Piccolo the Mankanpousappou, with which he killed Raditz and Goku ... and Mutenroshi his classic steroid Kamehame ...
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But something disturbed the three during that process ...
"Aishhhhh !!!
No… it can be… he has to be pretending!"Krilin said with despair and disbelief when he saw that as much as he stretched the tail… Broly didn't even flinch, as if he wasn't affected at all…
[Don't stop Krillin ... he still doesn't move] Mutenroshi thought as he continued to loading Ki
"This has to work! If it doesn't work, we're done! Grab it with everything you can… don't fall in his absurd bluff or I'll kill you!" Said Piccolo, who didn't want to believe Broly was immune to the attacks in the tail
"AHHHHHHHHHHH…. NO…. NOOOOO…. "Bulma stammered, who fell to the ground in absolute panic when he saw that he was practically in the middle of the crossfire between Piccolo, Mutenroshi… and in front of a huge man belonging to a race of sadistic and heartless planetary killers…
Catastrophic situation ... until ...
"Are you by chance Bulma? Are you Tighs little sister?" Broly said with a smile on his face as he offended his hand to Bulma so she could get up
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And with that comment the situation changed radically
"You… do you know my sister?" Said Bulma, who was no longer as terrified as before… now she was incredibly confused… and relieved by Broly's attitude, which wasn't hostile like Raditz…
You have a sister?!" Krillin shouted in surprise, since after more than a decade of being friendly friends, Bulma had never mentioned that ... and Mutenroshi too, but imagining an extremely attractive and stunning Tights wearing a very provocative swimsuit
"So… this is not an enemy?" Piccolo said, who was more confused than anyone ... but still continued loading his ki attack for precaution
"HAHAHAHAHA! Of course I know her...
In fact, she is the first human I met when I arrived on this planet ...
We even went on vacation through space one… ah, and Jako was ther too…
Ahhhh ... I can't believe she didn't tell you about me...
This Tights…" Broly said materializing in his hand a photo album on the holiday they had at the end of volume 3...
Photos where the transformed Broly and Tighs bathing in the spaceship pool could be seen... and Jako with face of suffering
"Eh ... one moment ... it's true ...
My sister told me that she had an extraterrestrial friend who, unlike Jako, wasn't useless and a loser ...
You… are you Broly?" Bulma asked, who went from panic to confusion and from confusion to joy when he saw that the supposed planetary threat before him was actually a friend of his sister ... one with a very good reputation that of course would do nothing wrong to her friend's sister or her planet
"Yes, the same, I'm Broly
Hahahahahahaha!
Sorry for scare you, but when I saw you I had the impression that you looked a lot like her and I wanted to be sure that you were her famous sister before saying anything" Said Broly, who offered Bulma his hand again so she could get up
And Bulma, who on this occasion was already mentally stable, accepted Broly's help at he same time she asked him a question to answer a question in the previous sentence "Famous sister? Why do you say so?"
And Broly while helping her to get up ... "Hahaha ...
Tights has always been telling me about his beautiful, kind, funny, brave and super intelligent sister ...
Tights wanted to introduce us, but because of my circ.u.mstances it has been impossible for me to be here in recent years ...
But I'm glad we finally met Bulma-san" Broly said, holding Bulma by the hand in a cool attitude a few inches from her face at the right moment she got to her feet with his help.
¡!
And because of those flattering words, Broly's good reputation that her sister had given her on some occasions, the adrenaline she had on her body due to the situation... the confident, sturdy, charismatic and magnetic attitude of the alpha male he gave off with every word and gesture… the firm but gentle grip he had used to lift he and his beautiful but masculine features that he sculpted in his body when he remodelled himself...
This mortal combination made Bulma blush like a teenager when she saw that her favourite fashion singer was smiling at her in a concert [This ... this guy is ... not bad ... outside the tail and the third eye ... which on the other hand give a mysterious and original air
He's f.u.c.k.i.n.g handsome!
Tall, dark and handsome ... exactly my kind of man ...
Ehhhh ...
What am I thinking at!?…
No ... it's not the time ... for this ...]
And on the other hand…
[Bingo…] Broly thought as he mentally rubbed his hands in a perverse way
…
Desire Realm
Broly Planet, Broly Land, Broly City… and inside of Broly Mansion
Broly and friends were still in the movie theater enjoying the adventures of Broly ...
Until Broly himself began broadcasting the director's comments…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
As I planned from the beginning!
Appear in that moment of fear, despair and tension and indirectly go from being a danger to a kind of savior due to a misunderstanding of her, which will make her even feel a little guilty towards me ...
The fact that she had in advance very good reviews of me from someone as close to her as her sister (especially in comparison to Jaco)... which has served as an excuse and alibi to flatter her without appearing forced or slimy ...
The mystery that she has been creating around me in her mind during all these years, which has been unleashed at a moment as crucial as this ...
Adding also that now Bulma is completely disgusted with Yamcha for how incredibly idiotic, irresponsible, immature, pathetic ... and unfaithful she is...
The first valid impression after the scare (which will make me look like a bad boy but I'm really a good person, thus recreating the impression Vegeta gave her in the original franchise but in a much better way) ... which is that I am exactly her type of man, as she declared in an episode of Dragon Ball ...
Along with my impeccable appearance, magnetic and virile charisma ... and the non-expressive language and actions that I have researched and practiced so much…
Have successfully completed the first stage of my "Waifu Mission" ...
HUAHUAHUAHAUA!
I'm a f.u.c.k.i.n.g genius!" Broly said rubbing his hands in a perverse way while admiring himself… as usual
"WHATTTTTT !!! ???" They all shouted upon see and hear what Broly had said and done both outside and inside the screen
"One moment… Waifu?
Your waifu is Bulma?
Is she your goal of conquest?" Kumagawa said, very surprised, not expecting that development
"I admit she's pretty, but ..." Najimi said, feeling a little upset to see that Broly preferred a normal pretty human over an almost perfect goddess like her ... although she was relieved too (the female mind is very complex)…
"One moment Broly… are you saying that from decades ago you have been interested in that girl and that despite this… until now you hadn't contacted her even once?
But why? Aren't you supposed to be a determined alpha male? "Asked the romantic and frienzoned Obito, who sensed he was about to discover a new facet of his boss… but he wasn't sure yet if he would find it acceptable or not…
"Elementary dear Obito and Kumagawa ...
In fact, one of the reasons I chose the Dragon Ball universe was precisely for this ...
Why didn't I start with her from the first moment?
Well ... the main reason was because I shouldn't alter the reason why Bulma created the Dragon Ball radar and began his search where she would find Goku and from there the story would begin...
If she had known me it was only a matter of time she had fallen in love with me, so I wouldn't need to ask Shenron for a perfect boyfriend ...
She would have the perfect one from the beginning...
And I didn't want her to know me with the appearance of a small child, especially when the Saiyans have a very long childhood...
First impressions are important...
In addition, statistically childhood or youth relationsh.i.p.s don't survive maturity...
And I didn't want to go out with an immature little girl... I'm not a lolicon" Broly said, explaining to Obito the reasons for his decisions as if he were an analyst.
"So all the time you spent with her sister and Jaco was to make her subliminally became interested in you through her older sister adventures and coments?" Asked Aizen, who was smelling a long-term evil plan in the environment
"HAHAHAHA ... sharp as always Aizen ...
You're right, that was the main reason for the holidays with Tights ... and Jaco ... since I needed another person so that by showing THOSE photos didn't look like we were on a date...
Although I also enjoyed his company and it helped me improve my social skills..." Broly said taking another sip of his Mellow Cola
And Rin, who was still amazed to see how perverse and calculating Broly's mind was, commented on one of the many moral dilemmas she saw in her plan "Wait…
Are you aware that this Bulma now has a boyfriend ... and yet you will go after her? "
"And in the future she would marry Vegeta, with whom she would have a son and a daughter" Kumagawa said, adding more wood to the fire.
"Of course…
In fact now is the best moment of all!
Yamcha has been unfaithful to her recently, therefore she will now be spiteful and will want to take revenge in the same way ... besides, it's only a matter of time that they break...
As for Vegeta ... f.u.c.k him! I arrived earlier in this timeline
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Broly said with a malevolent and corrupt smile as he admired his future wife on screen.
"F.U.C.K.I.N.G SOCIOPATH!
MIAUUU !!!" Shouted outraged all those who still had a certain morality and cared what Broly had done, such as Rin, Froese, Ichiryu, Hagoromo ... and Mantamune, of course.
"Leaving the unnecessary moral considerations aside ...
Why her?
I admit she's pretty, but...
Were there not many other women with better bodies in the world of To Love Ru?" Dio asked, who had very high standards when it comes to women ... to get pregnant or devour them ... he is a guy with many facets.
"Ah ... it shows that you weren't guys from the 80s and / or 90s of my world ...
You will see, at least in my country during that time, without internet and at the hours when a child could watch TV… There were few programs where you could see minimally attractive and interesting female characters with whom to empathize in an interesting story...
And of those few Bulma of Dragon Ball was the best ...
Not only did she introduce us to some perverted scenes (which were censored in many countries) quite fun and spicy ... that unlike the current ones weren't forced to the extreme... also managed to arouse the first s.e.x.u.a.l curiosities in some pre-pubescent boys like me… since it wat a time of excessively prudish and lack of information about these things...
She was also one of the few important female characters with an interesting and decisive personality, one that felt real and independent despite not being a fighter... unlike most of the actual female characters in the manga / anime shonen, which are only complements of the protagonist and have the personality of a potato...
She is beautiful, extremely intelligent, brave, funny, good person, generous, loyal (Yamcha doesn't count), good mother and wife, the richest woman on the planet ... unlike Milk is not a pimple in the ass with her husband... has a strong and determined personality, which I loved when I was human ... and now that I am Saiyan I like it a hundred times more
F.U.C.K! She is by far the most important and decisive character in Dragon Ball!
Without her the history wouldn't have moved!
If it wasn't because she went to look for the dragon ball Goku would never have left her mountain to become strong, that's why the world would have been razed by Piccolo Senior, Pilaf or The Red Ribon
Later all the humans would have been massacred Raditz and the others ... and if we ignore the one that Raditz had killed all the humans, in the event that Dr. Gero had survived and invented killer androids no one could have stopped them since she wouldn't invented the time machine.
And without Bulma Dragon Ball Super wouldn't have existed either, since without he Beerus and Whis wouldn't have been marvelled by the food of the earth, food they tasted for the first time on Bulma's birthday and that later she was supplying them to gain their help and friendship there would be no Super Saiyan God nor the training that Whis gave to Goku and Vegeta... Neither would they have found the Super Dragon Ball for the Beerus and Champa tournament, nor could they have stopped Zamasu without his time machine...
And if none of this had happened Zeno would have destroyed most universes, including universe 7!
F.U.C.K! IT IS OR IS NOT AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN!" Said Broly, who reinforced his argument through powerpoints and various videos, which he had prepared for a moment like this
And after a few seconds of awkward silence in which everyone tried to assimilate all that information and its multiple interpretations and conclusions…
"Okay…
We have understood ...
You want to fulfill your childhood dream of marrying your first love ... which was an 80's cartoon ...
Okay…
We have understood that you are an almost omnipotent and immortal god, but still you want to pursue a sickly romance with a normal human despite not needing to reproduce ...
Okay…
We got it" Najimi said quite disappointed with Broly… saying Ok many times to prove it
"By the way, Najimi, you shouldn't talk either... you don't need to eat to survive and you've already eaten three packages of BB Corn!" Broly said, pointing out Najimi's hypocrisy, sine he was a little angry by that the criticism.
Don't criticize another's waifu
…
Dragon ball
Universe 7
Earth
"Eh ... yes ... it's nice to have met you too Broly-san ...
By the way ... what ... exactly did my sister tell you about me?" Said Bulma, who was very red and tried to look away from Broly so as not to be more… but still asking things that would surely make her even more red
And before Broly could answer it in a previously rehearsed way to earn even more points...
"CAN I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I don't understand anything!" Shouted Piccolo, who was very, very, very irritated with the current situation and wanted answers as soon as possible.
The terrifying and strange Saiyan stood in front of the terrified Bulma which was totally paralyzed and about to cry due to the fear of seeing that a monster more threatening than the previous one bent down a little to be at her height and did not stop staring at her What ... what does he want from me?! Bulma thought as he grabbed Gohan stronger than before... This was being a very chaotic, strange and terrifying situation... That Saiyan kept looking at Bulma with his three eyes from side to side, from top to bottom as if she were some artistic sculpture... trying to find some kind of information he considered necessary... The situation was being so strange and tense that no one could act or even think normally... That Saiyan hasn't stopped looking at Bulma... and maybe his chest ... just like me ... I'm glad to see that there are perverted Saiyans in the universe... I was beginning to believe they had some kind of defect for these important things Except old Roshi ... who always had the ability to think about perverted things, no matter how dangerous or tense the situation is ... There was only an awkward and threatening silence until... "Quick! What are you waiting for!? Hold the tail! It's his weak point!" Piccolo shouted at Krillin, who was the closest to Broly and his long, easy-to-grasp tail. This guy surely has a monstrous strength and powers ... but his tail should remain his weak point Piccolo thought, since he didn't want to give up ... "Ah ... yes ... it's true!" Krillin shouted as he stepped out of the trance he was in and realized he had the opponent's weak point near him. I have to grab it tightly, but without tearing it away ... if I rip it off despite the pain and weaken him a bit, he will lose his weak point Krilin thought as he pounced towards the tail Cath And he managed to grab it Good! Piccolo and Mutenroshi thought, which began to load Ki to perform their most destructive skills ... Piccolo the Mankanpousappou, with which he killed Raditz and Goku ... and Mutenroshi his classic steroid Kamehame ... !!!!!!!!!!!!! But something disturbed the three during that process ... "Aishhhhh !!! No it can be he has to be pretending!"Krilin said with despair and disbelief when he saw that as much as he stretched the tail Broly didn't even flinch, as if he wasn't affected at all Don't stop Krillin ... he still doesn't move Mutenroshi thought as he continued to loading Ki "This has to work! If it doesn't work, we're done! Grab it with everything you can don't fall in his absurd bluff or I'll kill you!" Said Piccolo, who didn't want to believe Broly was immune to the attacks in the tail "AHHHHHHHHHHH. NO. NOOOOO. "Bulma stammered, who fell to the ground in absolute panic when he saw that he was practically in the middle of the crossfire between Piccolo, Mutenroshi and in front of a huge man belonging to a race of sadistic and heartless planetary killers Catastrophic situation ... until ... "Are you by chance Bulma? Are you Tighs little sister?" Broly said with a smile on his face as he offended his hand to Bulma so she could get up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And with that comment the situation changed radically "You do you know my sister?" Said Bulma, who was no longer as terrified as before now she was incredibly confused and relieved by Broly's attitude, which wasn't hostile like Raditz You have a sister?!" Krillin shouted in surprise, since after more than a decade of being friendly friends, Bulma had never mentioned that ... and Mutenroshi too, but imagining an extremely attractive and stunning Tights wearing a very provocative swimsuit "So this is not an enemy?" Piccolo said, who was more confused than anyone ... but still continued loading his ki attack for precaution "HAHAHAHAHA! Of course I know her... In fact, she is the first human I met when I arrived on this planet ... We even went on vacation through space one ah, and Jako was ther too Ahhhh ... I can't believe she didn't tell you about me... This Tights" Broly said materializing in his hand a photo album on the holiday they had at the end of volume 3... Photos where the transformed Broly and Tighs bathing in the spaceship pool could be seen... and Jako with face of suffering "Eh ... one moment ... it's true ... My sister told me that she had an extraterrestrial friend who, unlike Jako, wasn't useless and a loser ... You are you Broly?" Bulma asked, who went from panic to confusion and from confusion to joy when he saw that the supposed planetary threat before him was actually a friend of his sister ... one with a very good reputation that of course would do nothing wrong to her friend's sister or her planet "Yes, the same, I'm Broly Hahahahahahaha! Sorry for scare you, but when I saw you I had the impression that you looked a lot like her and I wanted to be sure that you were her famous sister before saying anything" Said Broly, who offered Bulma his hand again so she could get up And Bulma, who on this occasion was already mentally stable, accepted Broly's help at he same time she asked him a question to answer a question in the previous sentence "Famous sister? Why do you say so?" And Broly while helping her to get up ... "Hahaha ... Tights has always been telling me about his beautiful, kind, funny, brave and super intelligent sister ... Tights wanted to introduce us, but because of my circ.u.mstances it has been impossible for me to be here in recent years ... But I'm glad we finally met Bulma-san" Broly said, holding Bulma by the hand in a cool attitude a few inches from her face at the right moment she got to her feet with his help. ! And because of those flattering words, Broly's good reputation that her sister had given her on some occasions, the adrenaline she had on her body due to the situation... the confident, sturdy, charismatic and magnetic attitude of the alpha male he gave off with every word and gesture the firm but gentle grip he had used to lift he and his beautiful but masculine features that he sculpted in his body when he remodelled himself... This mortal combination made Bulma blush like a teenager when she saw that her favourite fashion singer was smiling at her in a concert This ... this guy is ... not bad ... outside the tail and the third eye ... which on the other hand give a mysterious and original air He's f.u.c.k.i.n.g handsome! Tall, dark and handsome ... exactly my kind of man ... Ehhhh ... What am I thinking at!? No ... it's not the time ... for this ... And on the other hand Bingo Broly thought as he mentally rubbed his hands in a perverse way Desire Realm Broly Planet, Broly Land, Broly City and inside of Broly Mansion Broly and friends were still in the movie theater enjoying the adventures of Broly ... Until Broly himself began broadcasting the director's comments "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! As I planned from the beginning! Appear in that moment of fear, despair and tension and indirectly go from being a danger to a kind of savior due to a misunderstanding of her, which will make her even feel a little guilty towards me ... The fact that she had in advance very good reviews of me from someone as close to her as her sister especially in comparison to Jaco... which has served as an excuse and alibi to flatter her without appearing forced or slimy ... The mystery that she has been creating around me in her mind during all these years, which has been unleashed at a moment as crucial as this ... Adding also that now Bulma is completely disgusted with Yamcha for how incredibly idiotic, irresponsible, immature, pathetic ... and unfaithful she is... The first valid impression after the scare which will make me look like a bad boy but I'm really a good person, thus recreating the impression Vegeta gave her in the original franchise but in a much better way ... which is that I am exactly her type of man, as she declared in an episode of Dragon Ball ... Along with my impeccable appearance, magnetic and virile charisma ... and the non-expressive language and actions that I have researched and practiced so much Have successfully completed the first stage of my "Waifu Mission" ... HUAHUAHUAHAUA! I'm a f.u.c.k.i.n.g genius!" Broly said rubbing his hands in a perverse way while admiring himself as usual "WHATTTTTT !!! ???" They all shouted upon see and hear what Broly had said and done both outside and inside the screen "One moment Waifu? Your waifu is Bulma? Is she your goal of conquest?" Kumagawa said, very surprised, not expecting that development "I admit she's pretty, but ..." Najimi said, feeling a little upset to see that Broly preferred a normal pretty human over an almost perfect goddess like her ... although she was relieved too the female mind is very complex "One moment Broly are you saying that from decades ago you have been interested in that girl and that despite this until now you hadn't contacted her even once? But why? Aren't you supposed to be a determined alpha male? "Asked the romantic and frienzoned Obito, who sensed he was about to discover a new facet of his boss but he wasn't sure yet if he would find it acceptable or not "Elementary dear Obito and Kumagawa ... In fact, one of the reasons I chose the Dragon Ball universe was precisely for this ... Why didn't I start with her from the first moment? Well ... the main reason was because I shouldn't alter the reason why Bulma created the Dragon Ball radar and began his search where she would find Goku and from there the story would begin... If she had known me it was only a matter of time she had fallen in love with me, so I wouldn't need to ask Shenron for a perfect boyfriend ... She would have the perfect one from the beginning... And I didn't want her to know me with the appearance of a small child, especially when the Saiyans have a very long childhood... First impressions are important... In addition, statistically childhood or youth relationsh.i.p.s don't survive maturity... And I didn't want to go out with an immature little girl... I'm not a lolicon" Broly said, explaining to Obito the reasons for his decisions as if he were an analyst. "So all the time you spent with her sister and Jaco was to make her subliminally became interested in you through her older sister adventures and coments?" Asked Aizen, who was smelling a long-term evil plan in the environment "HAHAHAHA ... sharp as always Aizen ... You're right, that was the main reason for the holidays with Tights ... and Jaco ... since I needed another person so that by showing THOSE photos didn't look like we were on a date... Although I also enjoyed his company and it helped me improve my social skills..." Broly said taking another sip of his Mellow Cola And Rin, who was still amazed to see how perverse and calculating Broly's mind was, commented on one of the many moral dilemmas she saw in her plan "Wait Are you aware that this Bulma now has a boyfriend ... and yet you will go after her? " "And in the future she would marry Vegeta, with whom she would have a son and a daughter" Kumagawa said, adding more wood to the fire. "Of course In fact now is the best moment of all! Yamcha has been unfaithful to her recently, therefore she will now be spiteful and will want to take revenge in the same way ... besides, it's only a matter of time that they break... As for Vegeta ... f.u.c.k him! I arrived earlier in this timeline HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Broly said with a malevolent and corrupt smile as he admired his future wife on screen. "F.U.C.K.I.N.G SOCIOPATH! MIAUUU !!!" Shouted outraged all those who still had a certain morality and cared what Broly had done, such as Rin, Froese, Ichiryu, Hagoromo ... and Mantamune, of course. "Leaving the unnecessary moral considerations aside ... Why her? I admit she's pretty, but... Were there not many other women with better bodies in the world of To Love Ru?" Dio asked, who had very high standards when it comes to women ... to get pregnant or devour them ... he is a guy with many facets. "Ah ... it shows that you weren't guys from the 80s and / or 90s of my world ... You will see, at least in my country during that time, without internet and at the hours when a child could watch TV There were few programs where you could see minimally attractive and interesting female characters with whom to empathize in an interesting story... And of those few Bulma of Dragon Ball was the best ... Not only did she introduce us to some perverted scenes which were censored in many countries quite fun and spicy ... that unlike the current ones weren't forced to the extreme... also managed to arouse the first s.e.x.u.a.l curiosities in some pre-pubescent boys like me since it wat a time of excessively prudish and lack of information about these things... She was also one of the few important female characters with an interesting and decisive personality, one that felt real and independent despite not being a fighter... unlike most of the actual female characters in the manga / anime shonen, which are only complements of the protagonist and have the personality of a potato... She is beautiful, extremely intelligent, brave, funny, good person, generous, loyal Yamcha doesn't count, good mother and wife, the richest woman on the planet ... unlike Milk is not a pimple in the ass with her husband... has a strong and determined personality, which I loved when I was human ... and now that I am Saiyan I like it a hundred times more F.U.C.K! She is by far the most important and decisive character in Dragon Ball! Without her the history wouldn't have moved! If it wasn't because she went to look for the dragon ball Goku would never have left her mountain to become strong, that's why the world would have been razed by Piccolo Senior, Pilaf or The Red Ribon Later all the humans would have been massacred Raditz and the others ... and if we ignore the one that Raditz had killed all the humans, in the event that Dr. Gero had survived and invented killer androids no one could have stopped them since she wouldn't invented the time machine. And without Bulma Dragon Ball Super wouldn't have existed either, since without he Beerus and Whis wouldn't have been marvelled by the food of the earth, food they tasted for the first time on Bulma's birthday and that later she was supplying them to gain their help and friendship there would be no Super Saiyan God nor the training that Whis gave to Goku and Vegeta... Neither would they have found the Super Dragon Ball for the Beerus and Champa tournament, nor could they have stopped Zamasu without his time machine... And if none of this had happened Zeno would have destroyed most universes, including universe 7! F.U.C.K! IT IS OR IS NOT AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN!" Said Broly, who reinforced his argument through powerpoints and various videos, which he had prepared for a moment like this And after a few seconds of awkward silence in which everyone tried to assimilate all that information and its multiple interpretations and conclusions "Okay We have understood ... You want to fulfill your childhood dream of marrying your first love ... which was an 80's cartoon ... Okay We have understood that you are an almost omnipotent and immortal god, but still you want to pursue a sickly romance with a normal human despite not needing to reproduce ... Okay We got it" Najimi said quite disappointed with Broly saying Ok many times to prove it "By the way, Najimi, you shouldn't talk either... you don't need to eat to survive and you've already eaten three packages of BB Corn!" Broly said, pointing out Najimi's hypocrisy, sine he was a little angry by that the criticism. Don't criticize another's waifu Dragon ball Universe 7 Earth "Eh ... yes ... it's nice to have met you too Broly-san ... By the way ... what ... exactly did my sister tell you about me?" Said Bulma, who was very red and tried to look away from Broly so as not to be more but still asking things that would surely make her even more red And before Broly could answer it in a previously rehearsed way to earn even more points... "CAN I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I don't understand anything!" Shouted Piccolo, who was very, very, very irritated with the current situation and wanted answers as soon as possible.
