Chapter 138: Sheng Long one more time
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Year 762, November 2
On the planet of North Kai
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
KAIOU-SAMA FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT IN COMPARISON!" Goku screamed and cried when he tasted for the first time during the year of training food prepared by Broly ...
"Damn ungrateful bastard ... I won't cook anything for you again" North Kai replied, who felt belittled despite the effort and love he had put into cooking for his best student without expecting to receive anything in return
"Of course, this is food prepared by a God ... but a real God, not like Kaiou-chan ...
I'm not trying to showing off or flatter myself... but I'm the best cook of all universes.
When I was a 4-year-old rookie and with shitty ingredients from the planet Vegeta I was able to make the god of destruction Beerus and Wish lick their fingers and asked to repeat several times ...
HAHAHAHA!!!
I was so good that even the gods lined up to eat what I cooked ...
But now ... hehehe…
I doubt they were able to leave my dining room in their infinite lives" Broly said… that despite not wanting to show off, he was doing it too much
"EHHHHHHH!!! HAVE YOU COOKED FOR BEERUS-SAMA!!!???
YOU ARE INISANE!!
AND YOU ARE STILL LIVE!!!" North Kai shouted, who jumped out of his seat when he heard about Beerus, and not without reason, since he destroyed almost all his planet due to a simple change of mood ...
This was a fascinating conversation with very useful data to memorize and worry about ... but Goku hadn't been paying attention for a long time ...
Broly's food was something out of this world... and beyond as well... and Goku was eating it as if he had been starving for months and someone threatened him with stealing that food away in a few seconds...
And it wasn't surprising, this had been the long-awaited reward that Broly once promised Goku to graduate from training before the great battle.
During that time in the same way as in the original version, Goku managed to catch Bubbles and to Broly's surprise, he also hit Gregory with the hammer...
He wasn't surprised that he hit him, since it is something that happened in the anime ... but only in the anime ... in the manga this tertiary character didn't even exist, which made our hero wonder exactly what characters would appear from now on ...
After that, he learned the Kaio-ken and the Genkidama as it was planned to happen ... and since he still had a lot of free time thanks to the half year that Broly had saved him ... Goku was able to train twice as long ...
And with that extra time Goku constantly challenged Broly to have a training match with him... several times a day... fights in which he was losing loudly even though Broly gave him extraordinary advantages ... although that made him improve little by little too ...
Fightings in which he lost spectacularly despite Broly giving him extraordinary advantages ...
Something that would depress any sane person ... but ... it's Goku we're talking about ... this just motivated him more and more
And thanks to those beatings he also improved
"Ahhhh ... I had never eaten so well and so much in my life" Goku shouted as he stretched out on the grass of the little planet with great fatigue ... he had eaten so much that his stomach had inflated to ridiculous levels, so much that he could barely move
"Well ... I'll go clean and scrub the dishes this time, but don't get used to it" Said Broly, carrying the dishes inside the small house with telekinesis, and began cleaning without using his hands with were occupied with his mobile phone.
"Goku, I am very proud of your progress.
I am completely sure that you will not even need to resort to Genkidama in the fight tomorrow, only with a Kaio-ken will it be enough to beat you if it gets dangerous" North Kai said congratulating his student and placing his trust in him…
But suddenly…
"WHAT?! Oh shit !!
I din't think about the time it's going to take you to get back using the Snake Road" North Kai exalted, which didn't take into account the time it would take him to walk back to the place of departure for Kami to pick him up
"Kaiou-sama, ain't you able to, like, fly me back to Earth or something?" Goku asked very worried, since he had understood that North Kai had considered that little detail when he traced his plan of train him until the arrival of the Saiyans
"No, no ... uh, I ...
Don't worry, in two days you will be able to arrive… and I will tell the God of the Earth to come for you at the end of the Snake Road" Hesitated Kaiou-sama, who was being prey to his own uselessness and felt responsible and overwhelmed for that
"Even so, it's still one day too late! Everyone's gonna be killed" Goku shouted, understanding the possible consequences of being late
"Don't yell at me! Even I make mistakes sometimes!
Now, hurry up and tell your friends on Earth to use the Dragon Balls to bring you back to life!
Put your hand on my back and tell them in your mind!" North Kai shouted as he indicated to Goku what he had to do, while showing him his back
"Really?
In this way" Goku asked, fascinated by that supposed ability while following his instructions.
"Yeah, like thtat… Now, hurry up and tell them!" Kaiou-sama said as he focused on establishing the telepatic connection
…
Kame house at that precise moment ...
Bulma, Broly, Olong, Umigame and Puar were calmly and happily eating sweets that Broly had prepared for everyone ... They were so good that even Puar, that he should be very angry with Broly and Bulma for what had happened with Yamcha… praised Broly every time he could and asked for more ...
So everyone was happy and happy I have that little party ... until they started hearing noises in the bathroom ...
…
Bathroom where Muten Roshi was reading his classic +18 magazine
"Goku?! Is that you Goku?
Wh-where? Where are you!? "Muten Roshi said looking for the origin of the voice he could only hear
"…"
"Th-the afterlife?" Muten Roshi said very shocked
"..."
"Y-Yeah, take away while ago
Broly and Bulma, picked them up shortly after your death" Muten Roshi said answering a question
"..."
"Yes, that Broly and Bulma, it's a long story ...
But why are you calling me now?" Muten Roshi said answering a somewhat disturbing and spicy question
"..."
"W-What ?!
A-Already tomorrow ?!
But that's one month earlier that I thought!" Muten Roshi shouted very surprised and terrified
"..."
"All right! Got it!
So, what about you, Goku?
Has your triaging in the Afterlife been good? "Muten Roshi asked, worrying about his student
"..."
"Really?
Then I'm relieved" Mueten Roshi said, relieved to know that Goku was strong and prepared to fight
"..."
And of course that conversation that the rejuvenated Muten Roshi was having with Goku was being heard by the partiers who were in that house…
They could only hear a rejuvenated old man talking alone
"I know ... Is he becoming senile?" Oolong asked, with his classic sarcastic anthropomorphic pig humor
"This ... Broly ... your rejuvenation doesn't cure mental illness caused by age?" Bulma asked, more worried about herself than Roshi, since both had received the same blessing from Broly
"No, my ability is perfect ... it must be some mental problem that is developing now ...
Maybe we'll have to put him in an asylum" Broly said jokingly, since he knew perfectly well that he was talking with Goku
"Hey, we have to prepare the Dragon Balls right away!" Shouted the young Muten Roshi, who hadn't even put on his pants when he came out of the bathroom
…
Outside the Kame House
"NOW!
Come forth Shen Long!" Muten Roshy shouted in front of the seven dragon balls
And with this invocation the sky of the entire world became dark (yes, at that time it was the whole world, not just Bulma's city) ... Indicating Piccolo, Gohan, Ten, Chaoz and the still depressed Yamcha that the moment of resurrection from Goku had arrived, and therefore the arrival of the Saiyans was very close
And after a few seconds of lightning and thunder to create expectation .. Shen Long appeared
"Tell me your wish
I will grant you but a single wish of any kind" Said Shen Long to his regular customers
"H-Hey, um ...
If we made a wish to kill the Saiya-jin in order to saver the Earth, that wouldn't be possible, would it? "Asked Oolong, who was saying something practical and meaningful
"What are you saying?
Are you planning on leaving Son-kun dead? "Bulma yelled when she saw that Oolong, the third travel companion she had after Goku was being so insensitive with his friend
"That's not it!
We can revive Goku the following year" Said Oolong with a more than logical approach
"Such a request is inconceivable
I have been created by God, I have to yield to Him, so I cannot grant any wishes that transcends His own power" Shen Long said, explaining his limitations… which are not always very clear…
"As useless as ever" Broly said, surprising everyone ... since in this time everyone was still very shocked and overwhelmed by the appearance of Shen Long and his impressive magical powers
"Oh no ... not you again" Shenron said very worried and traumatized to remember Broly
"Hey! What the hell is that expression!?" They all shouted upon see how the venerable and imposing dragon of the wishes cringed upon see Broly
"This ... honey ...
Why has Shen Long said and done that when he saw you?" Asked Bulma, who sensed that her boyfriend had done something unorthodox in the past.
"It's nothing honey, when I was little I asked him some wishes ... but he was unable to fulfill them ... and well ... he was depressed by my comments and the excessive work I gave him ... it's a long story" Said Broly, omitting certain details
[Yamcha, Kami ... even Shen Long ...
I'm afraid we have become friends with someone very problematic...
I hope to like him and not be the next ...] Muten Roshi thought, who got a good idea of what Broly was like ... he wasn't bad ... he wasn't good ... but he was a great bastard.
"In that case, please bring Goku back to life!" Muten Roshi said, returning to the original plan
"That's an easy request" Shen Long said, granting the wish in the usual way
And once the wish was granted ... he also left in the usual way.
And after a second of silence in which they were still shocked by the appearance of Shen Long... Broly spoke "But I don't understand one thing ..."
"You don't understand what?" Puar asked.
"Well ... I don't understand why you didn't ask Shen Long to take care of the Saiyans" Said Broly, quite surprised and disappointed.
"This Broly-san ... I don't know if you were listening, but I proposed that and Shen Long explained why he couldn't grant it" Oolong said explaining his feat while the others looked at Broly ery confused ...
Anyone would expect an error like this from an airhead like Goku, but not from someone who had proven to be as intelligent and attentive as Broly
"I know, he can't kill someone more powerful than Kami… But you could have wished to destroy their spacesh.i.p.s, which are less powerful than Kami, therefore they would die in space by not having life support... Teleport them directly against a distant neutron star or a black hole ... give you powers to deal with them… contact with someone very strong to kill them… Turn them in good people… Make the Earth invisible and unreachable for external threats…
There are many alternatives that could help you with this matter without the need to kill them directly..." Broly said proposing his alternatives to improve the successful and coherent initiative of Oolong
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"OH GOD IS TRUE !!!" Everyone shouted at the same time to realize how foolish they had been to not realize that such a convenient possibility existed
[Poor things, I know that most of them are not dumb… but Akira Toriyama made them like that just for these occasions… if not the manga would have ended very easily] Broly thought analyzing the failures and conveniences of the Dragon Ball script
"Besides, if you wanted to resurrect Goku I could have done it myself… I also have that power
observe" Broly said as he made Raditz's body appear with the hole in his chest made by Piccolo... again ... and brought him back to life… again…
"AAHHHHHHH !!!" They all shouted as they stood behind Broly to see how Raditz got up...
But when Raditz saw Broly...
"AHHH !!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! PLEASE, DON'T RESURRECT ME MORE!!! I PREFER TO BE DEAD!!!!" Raditz shouted, completely terrified to see how he had been resurrected again to be a punching bag and be killed for the umpteenth time by the namekian
But before he could cry, Broly returned him to his dimension ...
And after a few seconds of fright...
Another screams came...
A scream full of anger…
"Honey, if you had in mind a wish that could have killed them easily and you could resurrect Goku from the beginning...
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS BEFORE!!!???" Bulma yelled at her boyfriend with all her strength ... and not without reason
"I saw you so motivated to make a wish to Shen Ron that I didn't want to interfere ... Besides, I also wanted to see him after so many years ...
And I thought you already knew that I could bring people back to life ... f.u.c.k, I can make them immortal, resurrect someone is something easier" Said Broly pretending that what he said was true
"You don't fool me!
Surely you have something planned for those Saiyans and that's why you didn't want to get rid of them using Shen Long…" Bulma said still angry with her boyfriend for having lied to her, hide his plans, show that they were stupid and for creating unnecessary problems
[F.u.c.k ... it's right ...
When Akira Toriyama doesn't control her to make unnecessary inconsistencies she is too insightful
Mmmm… I love this part of her] Broly thought as he looked at his angry girlfriend with more desire
{Come on honey, don't be mad at me ... you know that I do it with good purposes and that nothing bad will happen to the world or its inhabitants here} Broly said telepathically to Bulma trying to calm her anger ... showing a distressed expression with tearful puppy eyes give more pity
{I know, but what you've done is still out of place ...
Don't believe even for a minute that I will forgive you easily} Bulma said in the telepathic conversation as she grumbled with her arms crossed and turned her back on Broly angrily
{C'mon darling…
Don't get mad like that ...
What can I do to make you forgive me?
I will do anything} Broly said telepathically again while trying to face Bulma to apologize very expressively
{Mmmm ... anything?
Hehehe ...
Well ... I can think of a couple of things you could do to make me angry...} Bulma replied telepathically, showing a sly smile lovingly pinching Broly's arm
And while Broly and Bulma continued with the telepathic conversation ... the rest watched that silent film representation
[I don't know very well what they are saying telepathically again, but ...
From what I see Bulma has won ... I'm glad to see that someone can contain him] Muten Roshi thought, relieved to see that Bulma could contain the beast
…
On the Planet of North Kai
"Esta bien! Your halo's gone, so you've been revived
Now go and finish them Goku, but be cautious, they are very strong" Said North Kai to say goodbye to Goku
"Thaks for everyting Kaiou-sama
If I die again I'll be sure to come and see you
Bubbles, Gregory ...
Take care" Goku said before getting off the small planet to cross the Snake Way… this time without help
And after a few seconds ...
"Eh where has Goku gone?" Broly asked, who had finished cleaning the dishes.
"Ahhh ... Broly, I had forgotten you ... Goku has just been revived and has gone to meet the Kami of his planet to arrive in time for battle" North-kai said, who for a few moments had forgotten that the most powerful and dangerous Saiyan was inside his home
"Ehh? Why did he do that, if he had waited for me I would have teleported him at his home in the same way I got here" Broly said, pointing out the obvious.
"AHHHHHHHH!!! Shit!! It's true, there was that option!
Shit! Where do I have my head today?!
Quick then, go find him or else he will not arrive on time" Norh Kai to complain about his continuous dismissals while proposing a solution
"Really? I wanted your help right now to build the custom car of your dream ...
It's a shame, we'll have to wait for about 18 years until I'm back in the mood for that…" Broly said making a terrible blackmail at all levels
"Ehh? Custom car? 18 years?
Emmmm ...
Well, from another perspective, Goku didn't cross the Snake Way to get here ... so he should at least return with his own effort as compensation...
BUT THIS TIME WITHOUT BOMS OR STRANGE SURPRISES" North Kai said trying to make excuses for not losing the opportunity to have the car he always wanted at cost 0
[Hehehehe ...
And in this way the protagonist will be late again ...
More than enough time to have fun
I'm a genius] Broly thought with a malevolent face as he removed several bombs from some car parts
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Year 762, November 2
On the planet of North Kai
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
KAIOU-SAMA FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT IN COMPARISON!" Goku screamed and cried when he tasted for the first time during the year of training food prepared by Broly ...
"Damn ungrateful bastard ... I won't cook anything for you again" North Kai replied, who felt belittled despite the effort and love he had put into cooking for his best student without expecting to receive anything in return
"Of course, this is food prepared by a God ... but a real God, not like Kaiou-chan ...
I'm not trying to showing off or flatter myself... but I'm the best cook of all universes.
When I was a 4-year-old rookie and with shitty ingredients from the planet Vegeta I was able to make the god of destruction Beerus and Wish lick their fingers and asked to repeat several times ...
HAHAHAHA!!!
I was so good that even the gods lined up to eat what I cooked ...
But now ... hehehe…
I doubt they were able to leave my dining room in their infinite lives" Broly said… that despite not wanting to show off, he was doing it too much
"EHHHHHHH!!! HAVE YOU COOKED FOR BEERUS-SAMA!!!???
YOU ARE INISANE!!
AND YOU ARE STILL LIVE!!!" North Kai shouted, who jumped out of his seat when he heard about Beerus, and not without reason, since he destroyed almost all his planet due to a simple change of mood ...
This was a fascinating conversation with very useful data to memorize and worry about ... but Goku hadn't been paying attention for a long time ...
Broly's food was something out of this world... and beyond as well... and Goku was eating it as if he had been starving for months and someone threatened him with stealing that food away in a few seconds...
And it wasn't surprising, this had been the long-awaited reward that Broly once promised Goku to graduate from training before the great battle.
During that time in the same way as in the original version, Goku managed to catch Bubbles and to Broly's surprise, he also hit Gregory with the hammer...
He wasn't surprised that he hit him, since it is something that happened in the anime ... but only in the anime ... in the manga this tertiary character didn't even exist, which made our hero wonder exactly what characters would appear from now on ...
After that, he learned the Kaio-ken and the Genkidama as it was planned to happen ... and since he still had a lot of free time thanks to the half year that Broly had saved him ... Goku was able to train twice as long ...
And with that extra time Goku constantly challenged Broly to have a training match with him... several times a day... fights in which he was losing loudly even though Broly gave him extraordinary advantages ... although that made him improve little by little too ...
Fightings in which he lost spectacularly despite Broly giving him extraordinary advantages ...
Something that would depress any sane person ... but ... it's Goku we're talking about ... this just motivated him more and more
And thanks to those beatings he also improved
"Ahhhh ... I had never eaten so well and so much in my life" Goku shouted as he stretched out on the grass of the little planet with great fatigue ... he had eaten so much that his stomach had inflated to ridiculous levels, so much that he could barely move
"Well ... I'll go clean and scrub the dishes this time, but don't get used to it" Said Broly, carrying the dishes inside the small house with telekinesis, and began cleaning without using his hands with were occupied with his mobile phone.
"Goku, I am very proud of your progress.
I am completely sure that you will not even need to resort to Genkidama in the fight tomorrow, only with a Kaio-ken will it be enough to beat you if it gets dangerous" North Kai said congratulating his student and placing his trust in him…
But suddenly…
"WHAT?! Oh shit !!
I din't think about the time it's going to take you to get back using the Snake Road" North Kai exalted, which didn't take into account the time it would take him to walk back to the place of departure for Kami to pick him up
"Kaiou-sama, ain't you able to, like, fly me back to Earth or something?" Goku asked very worried, since he had understood that North Kai had considered that little detail when he traced his plan of train him until the arrival of the Saiyans
"No, no ... uh, I ...
Don't worry, in two days you will be able to arrive… and I will tell the God of the Earth to come for you at the end of the Snake Road" Hesitated Kaiou-sama, who was being prey to his own uselessness and felt responsible and overwhelmed for that
"Even so, it's still one day too late! Everyone's gonna be killed" Goku shouted, understanding the possible consequences of being late
"Don't yell at me! Even I make mistakes sometimes!
Now, hurry up and tell your friends on Earth to use the Dragon Balls to bring you back to life!
Put your hand on my back and tell them in your mind!" North Kai shouted as he indicated to Goku what he had to do, while showing him his back
"Really?
In this way" Goku asked, fascinated by that supposed ability while following his instructions.
"Yeah, like thtat… Now, hurry up and tell them!" Kaiou-sama said as he focused on establishing the telepatic connection
…
Kame house at that precise moment ...
Bulma, Broly, Olong, Umigame and Puar were calmly and happily eating sweets that Broly had prepared for everyone ... They were so good that even Puar, that he should be very angry with Broly and Bulma for what had happened with Yamcha… praised Broly every time he could and asked for more ...
So everyone was happy and happy I have that little party ... until they started hearing noises in the bathroom ...
…
Bathroom where Muten Roshi was reading his classic +18 magazine
"Goku?! Is that you Goku?
Wh-where? Where are you!? "Muten Roshi said looking for the origin of the voice he could only hear
"…"
"Th-the afterlife?" Muten Roshi said very shocked
"..."
"Y-Yeah, take away while ago
Broly and Bulma, picked them up shortly after your death" Muten Roshi said answering a question
"..."
"Yes, that Broly and Bulma, it's a long story ...
But why are you calling me now?" Muten Roshi said answering a somewhat disturbing and spicy question
"..."
"W-What ?!
A-Already tomorrow ?!
But that's one month earlier that I thought!" Muten Roshi shouted very surprised and terrified
"..."
"All right! Got it!
So, what about you, Goku?
Has your triaging in the Afterlife been good? "Muten Roshi asked, worrying about his student
"..."
"Really?
Then I'm relieved" Mueten Roshi said, relieved to know that Goku was strong and prepared to fight
"..."
And of course that conversation that the rejuvenated Muten Roshi was having with Goku was being heard by the partiers who were in that house…
They could only hear a rejuvenated old man talking alone
"I know ... Is he becoming senile?" Oolong asked, with his classic sarcastic anthropomorphic pig humor
"This ... Broly ... your rejuvenation doesn't cure mental illness caused by age?" Bulma asked, more worried about herself than Roshi, since both had received the same blessing from Broly
"No, my ability is perfect ... it must be some mental problem that is developing now ...
Maybe we'll have to put him in an asylum" Broly said jokingly, since he knew perfectly well that he was talking with Goku
"Hey, we have to prepare the Dragon Balls right away!" Shouted the young Muten Roshi, who hadn't even put on his pants when he came out of the bathroom
…
Outside the Kame House
"NOW!
Come forth Shen Long!" Muten Roshy shouted in front of the seven dragon balls
And with this invocation the sky of the entire world became dark (yes, at that time it was the whole world, not just Bulma's city) ... Indicating Piccolo, Gohan, Ten, Chaoz and the still depressed Yamcha that the moment of resurrection from Goku had arrived, and therefore the arrival of the Saiyans was very close
And after a few seconds of lightning and thunder to create expectation .. Shen Long appeared
"Tell me your wish
I will grant you but a single wish of any kind" Said Shen Long to his regular customers
"H-Hey, um ...
If we made a wish to kill the Saiya-jin in order to saver the Earth, that wouldn't be possible, would it? "Asked Oolong, who was saying something practical and meaningful
"What are you saying?
Are you planning on leaving Son-kun dead? "Bulma yelled when she saw that Oolong, the third travel companion she had after Goku was being so insensitive with his friend
"That's not it!
We can revive Goku the following year" Said Oolong with a more than logical approach
"Such a request is inconceivable
I have been created by God, I have to yield to Him, so I cannot grant any wishes that transcends His own power" Shen Long said, explaining his limitations… which are not always very clear…
"As useless as ever" Broly said, surprising everyone ... since in this time everyone was still very shocked and overwhelmed by the appearance of Shen Long and his impressive magical powers
"Oh no ... not you again" Shenron said very worried and traumatized to remember Broly
"Hey! What the hell is that expression!?" They all shouted upon see how the venerable and imposing dragon of the wishes cringed upon see Broly
"This ... honey ...
Why has Shen Long said and done that when he saw you?" Asked Bulma, who sensed that her boyfriend had done something unorthodox in the past.
"It's nothing honey, when I was little I asked him some wishes ... but he was unable to fulfill them ... and well ... he was depressed by my comments and the excessive work I gave him ... it's a long story" Said Broly, omitting certain details
[Yamcha, Kami ... even Shen Long ...
I'm afraid we have become friends with someone very problematic...
I hope to like him and not be the next ...] Muten Roshi thought, who got a good idea of what Broly was like ... he wasn't bad ... he wasn't good ... but he was a great bastard.
"In that case, please bring Goku back to life!" Muten Roshi said, returning to the original plan
"That's an easy request" Shen Long said, granting the wish in the usual way
And once the wish was granted ... he also left in the usual way.
And after a second of silence in which they were still shocked by the appearance of Shen Long... Broly spoke "But I don't understand one thing ..."
"You don't understand what?" Puar asked.
"Well ... I don't understand why you didn't ask Shen Long to take care of the Saiyans" Said Broly, quite surprised and disappointed.
"This Broly-san ... I don't know if you were listening, but I proposed that and Shen Long explained why he couldn't grant it" Oolong said explaining his feat while the others looked at Broly ery confused ...
Anyone would expect an error like this from an airhead like Goku, but not from someone who had proven to be as intelligent and attentive as Broly
"I know, he can't kill someone more powerful than Kami… But you could have wished to destroy their spacesh.i.p.s, which are less powerful than Kami, therefore they would die in space by not having life support... Teleport them directly against a distant neutron star or a black hole ... give you powers to deal with them… contact with someone very strong to kill them… Turn them in good people… Make the Earth invisible and unreachable for external threats…
There are many alternatives that could help you with this matter without the need to kill them directly..." Broly said proposing his alternatives to improve the successful and coherent initiative of Oolong
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"OH GOD IS TRUE !!!" Everyone shouted at the same time to realize how foolish they had been to not realize that such a convenient possibility existed
[Poor things, I know that most of them are not dumb… but Akira Toriyama made them like that just for these occasions… if not the manga would have ended very easily] Broly thought analyzing the failures and conveniences of the Dragon Ball script
"Besides, if you wanted to resurrect Goku I could have done it myself… I also have that power
observe" Broly said as he made Raditz's body appear with the hole in his chest made by Piccolo... again ... and brought him back to life… again…
"AAHHHHHHH !!!" They all shouted as they stood behind Broly to see how Raditz got up...
But when Raditz saw Broly...
"AHHH !!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! PLEASE, DON'T RESURRECT ME MORE!!! I PREFER TO BE DEAD!!!!" Raditz shouted, completely terrified to see how he had been resurrected again to be a punching bag and be killed for the umpteenth time by the namekian
But before he could cry, Broly returned him to his dimension ...
And after a few seconds of fright...
Another screams came...
A scream full of anger…
"Honey, if you had in mind a wish that could have killed them easily and you could resurrect Goku from the beginning...
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS BEFORE!!!???" Bulma yelled at her boyfriend with all her strength ... and not without reason
"I saw you so motivated to make a wish to Shen Ron that I didn't want to interfere ... Besides, I also wanted to see him after so many years ...
And I thought you already knew that I could bring people back to life ... f.u.c.k, I can make them immortal, resurrect someone is something easier" Said Broly pretending that what he said was true
"You don't fool me!
Surely you have something planned for those Saiyans and that's why you didn't want to get rid of them using Shen Long…" Bulma said still angry with her boyfriend for having lied to her, hide his plans, show that they were stupid and for creating unnecessary problems
[F.u.c.k ... it's right ...
When Akira Toriyama doesn't control her to make unnecessary inconsistencies she is too insightful
Mmmm… I love this part of her] Broly thought as he looked at his angry girlfriend with more desire
{Come on honey, don't be mad at me ... you know that I do it with good purposes and that nothing bad will happen to the world or its inhabitants here} Broly said telepathically to Bulma trying to calm her anger ... showing a distressed expression with tearful puppy eyes give more pity
{I know, but what you've done is still out of place ...
Don't believe even for a minute that I will forgive you easily} Bulma said in the telepathic conversation as she grumbled with her arms crossed and turned her back on Broly angrily
{C'mon darling…
Don't get mad like that ...
What can I do to make you forgive me?
I will do anything} Broly said telepathically again while trying to face Bulma to apologize very expressively
{Mmmm ... anything?
Hehehe ...
Well ... I can think of a couple of things you could do to make me angry...} Bulma replied telepathically, showing a sly smile lovingly pinching Broly's arm
And while Broly and Bulma continued with the telepathic conversation ... the rest watched that silent film representation
[I don't know very well what they are saying telepathically again, but ...
From what I see Bulma has won ... I'm glad to see that someone can contain him] Muten Roshi thought, relieved to see that Bulma could contain the beast
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On the Planet of North Kai
"Esta bien! Your halo's gone, so you've been revived
Now go and finish them Goku, but be cautious, they are very strong" Said North Kai to say goodbye to Goku
"Thaks for everyting Kaiou-sama
If I die again I'll be sure to come and see you
Bubbles, Gregory ...
Take care" Goku said before getting off the small planet to cross the Snake Way… this time without help
And after a few seconds ...
"Eh where has Goku gone?" Broly asked, who had finished cleaning the dishes.
"Ahhh ... Broly, I had forgotten you ... Goku has just been revived and has gone to meet the Kami of his planet to arrive in time for battle" North-kai said, who for a few moments had forgotten that the most powerful and dangerous Saiyan was inside his home
"Ehh? Why did he do that, if he had waited for me I would have teleported him at his home in the same way I got here" Broly said, pointing out the obvious.
"AHHHHHHHH!!! Shit!! It's true, there was that option!
Shit! Where do I have my head today?!
Quick then, go find him or else he will not arrive on time" Norh Kai to complain about his continuous dismissals while proposing a solution
"Really? I wanted your help right now to build the custom car of your dream ...
It's a shame, we'll have to wait for about 18 years until I'm back in the mood for that…" Broly said making a terrible blackmail at all levels
"Ehh? Custom car? 18 years?
Emmmm ...
Well, from another perspective, Goku didn't cross the Snake Way to get here ... so he should at least return with his own effort as compensation...
BUT THIS TIME WITHOUT BOMS OR STRANGE SURPRISES" North Kai said trying to make excuses for not losing the opportunity to have the car he always wanted at cost 0
[Hehehehe ...
And in this way the protagonist will be late again ...
More than enough time to have fun
I'm a genius] Broly thought with a malevolent face as he removed several bombs from some car parts
Year 762, November 2 On the planet of North Kai "INCREDIBLE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! KAIOU-SAMA FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT IN COMPARISON!" Goku screamed and cried when he tasted for the first time during the year of training food prepared by Broly ... "Damn ungrateful bastard ... I won't cook anything for you again" North Kai replied, who felt belittled despite the effort and love he had put into cooking for his best student without expecting to receive anything in return "Of course, this is food prepared by a God ... but a real God, not like Kaiou-chan ... I'm not trying to showing off or flatter myself... but I'm the best cook of all universes. When I was a 4-year-old rookie and with shitty ingredients from the planet Vegeta I was able to make the god of destruction Beerus and Wish lick their fingers and asked to repeat several times ... HAHAHAHA!!! I was so good that even the gods lined up to eat what I cooked ... But now ... hehehe I doubt they were able to leave my dining room in their infinite lives" Broly said that despite not wanting to show off, he was doing it too much "EHHHHHHH!!! HAVE YOU COOKED FOR BEERUS-SAMA!!!??? YOU ARE INISANE!! AND YOU ARE STILL LIVE!!!" North Kai shouted, who jumped out of his seat when he heard about Beerus, and not without reason, since he destroyed almost all his planet due to a simple change of mood ... This was a fascinating conversation with very useful data to memorize and worry about ... but Goku hadn't been paying attention for a long time ... Broly's food was something out of this world... and beyond as well... and Goku was eating it as if he had been starving for months and someone threatened him with stealing that food away in a few seconds... And it wasn't surprising, this had been the long-awaited reward that Broly once promised Goku to graduate from training before the great battle. During that time in the same way as in the original version, Goku managed to catch Bubbles and to Broly's surprise, he also hit Gregory with the hammer... He wasn't surprised that he hit him, since it is something that happened in the anime ... but only in the anime ... in the manga this tertiary character didn't even exist, which made our hero wonder exactly what characters would appear from now on ... After that, he learned the Kaio-ken and the Genkidama as it was planned to happen ... and since he still had a lot of free time thanks to the half year that Broly had saved him ... Goku was able to train twice as long ... And with that extra time Goku constantly challenged Broly to have a training match with him... several times a day... fights in which he was losing loudly even though Broly gave him extraordinary advantages ... although that made him improve little by little too ... Fightings in which he lost spectacularly despite Broly giving him extraordinary advantages ... Something that would depress any sane person ... but ... it's Goku we're talking about ... this just motivated him more and more And thanks to those beatings he also improved "Ahhhh ... I had never eaten so well and so much in my life" Goku shouted as he stretched out on the grass of the little planet with great fatigue ... he had eaten so much that his stomach had inflated to ridiculous levels, so much that he could barely move "Well ... I'll go clean and scrub the dishes this time, but don't get used to it" Said Broly, carrying the dishes inside the small house with telekinesis, and began cleaning without using his hands with were occupied with his mobile phone. "Goku, I am very proud of your progress. I am completely sure that you will not even need to resort to Genkidama in the fight tomorrow, only with a Kaio-ken will it be enough to beat you if it gets dangerous" North Kai said congratulating his student and placing his trust in him But suddenly "WHAT?! Oh shit !! I din't think about the time it's going to take you to get back using the Snake Road" North Kai exalted, which didn't take into account the time it would take him to walk back to the place of departure for Kami to pick him up "Kaiou-sama, ain't you able to, like, fly me back to Earth or something?" Goku asked very worried, since he had understood that North Kai had considered that little detail when he traced his plan of train him until the arrival of the Saiyans "No, no ... uh, I ... Don't worry, in two days you will be able to arrive and I will tell the God of the Earth to come for you at the end of the Snake Road" Hesitated Kaiou-sama, who was being prey to his own uselessness and felt responsible and overwhelmed for that "Even so, it's still one day too late! Everyone's gonna be killed" Goku shouted, understanding the possible consequences of being late "Don't yell at me! Even I make mistakes sometimes! Now, hurry up and tell your friends on Earth to use the Dragon Balls to bring you back to life! Put your hand on my back and tell them in your mind!" North Kai shouted as he indicated to Goku what he had to do, while showing him his back "Really? In this way" Goku asked, fascinated by that supposed ability while following his instructions. "Yeah, like thtat Now, hurry up and tell them!" Kaiou-sama said as he focused on establishing the telepatic connection Kame house at that precise moment ... Bulma, Broly, Olong, Umigame and Puar were calmly and happily eating sweets that Broly had prepared for everyone ... They were so good that even Puar, that he should be very angry with Broly and Bulma for what had happened with Yamcha praised Broly every time he could and asked for more ... So everyone was happy and happy I have that little party ... until they started hearing noises in the bathroom ... Bathroom where Muten Roshi was reading his classic +18 magazine "Goku?! Is that you Goku? Wh-where? Where are you!? "Muten Roshi said looking for the origin of the voice he could only hear "" "Th-the afterlife?" Muten Roshi said very shocked "..." "Y-Yeah, take away while ago Broly and Bulma, picked them up shortly after your death" Muten Roshi said answering a question "..." "Yes, that Broly and Bulma, it's a long story ... But why are you calling me now?" Muten Roshi said answering a somewhat disturbing and spicy question "..." "W-What ?! A-Already tomorrow ?! But that's one month earlier that I thought!" Muten Roshi shouted very surprised and terrified "..." "All right! Got it! So, what about you, Goku? Has your triaging in the Afterlife been good? "Muten Roshi asked, worrying about his student "..." "Really? Then I'm relieved" Mueten Roshi said, relieved to know that Goku was strong and prepared to fight "..." And of course that conversation that the rejuvenated Muten Roshi was having with Goku was being heard by the partiers who were in that house They could only hear a rejuvenated old man talking alone "I know ... Is he becoming senile?" Oolong asked, with his classic sarcastic anthropomorphic pig humor "This ... Broly ... your rejuvenation doesn't cure mental illness caused by age?" Bulma asked, more worried about herself than Roshi, since both had received the same blessing from Broly "No, my ability is perfect ... it must be some mental problem that is developing now ... Maybe we'll have to put him in an asylum" Broly said jokingly, since he knew perfectly well that he was talking with Goku "Hey, we have to prepare the Dragon Balls right away!" Shouted the young Muten Roshi, who hadn't even put on his pants when he came out of the bathroom Outside the Kame House "NOW! Come forth Shen Long!" Muten Roshy shouted in front of the seven dragon balls And with this invocation the sky of the entire world became dark yes, at that time it was the whole world, not just Bulma's city ... Indicating Piccolo, Gohan, Ten, Chaoz and the still depressed Yamcha that the moment of resurrection from Goku had arrived, and therefore the arrival of the Saiyans was very close And after a few seconds of lightning and thunder to create expectation .. Shen Long appeared "Tell me your wish I will grant you but a single wish of any kind" Said Shen Long to his regular customers "H-Hey, um ... If we made a wish to kill the Saiya-jin in order to saver the Earth, that wouldn't be possible, would it? "Asked Oolong, who was saying something practical and meaningful "What are you saying? Are you planning on leaving Son-kun dead? "Bulma yelled when she saw that Oolong, the third travel companion she had after Goku was being so insensitive with his friend "That's not it! We can revive Goku the following year" Said Oolong with a more than logical approach "Such a request is inconceivable I have been created by God, I have to yield to Him, so I cannot grant any wishes that transcends His own power" Shen Long said, explaining his limitations which are not always very clear "As useless as ever" Broly said, surprising everyone ... since in this time everyone was still very shocked and overwhelmed by the appearance of Shen Long and his impressive magical powers "Oh no ... not you again" Shenron said very worried and traumatized to remember Broly "Hey! What the hell is that expression!?" They all shouted upon see how the venerable and imposing dragon of the wishes cringed upon see Broly "This ... honey ... Why has Shen Long said and done that when he saw you?" Asked Bulma, who sensed that her boyfriend had done something unorthodox in the past. "It's nothing honey, when I was little I asked him some wishes ... but he was unable to fulfill them ... and well ... he was depressed by my comments and the excessive work I gave him ... it's a long story" Said Broly, omitting certain details Yamcha, Kami ... even Shen Long ... I'm afraid we have become friends with someone very problematic... I hope to like him and not be the next ... Muten Roshi thought, who got a good idea of what Broly was like ... he wasn't bad ... he wasn't good ... but he was a great bastard. "In that case, please bring Goku back to life!" Muten Roshi said, returning to the original plan "That's an easy request" Shen Long said, granting the wish in the usual way And once the wish was granted ... he also left in the usual way. And after a second of silence in which they were still shocked by the appearance of Shen Long... Broly spoke "But I don't understand one thing ..." "You don't understand what?" Puar asked. "Well ... I don't understand why you didn't ask Shen Long to take care of the Saiyans" Said Broly, quite surprised and disappointed. "This Broly-san ... I don't know if you were listening, but I proposed that and Shen Long explained why he couldn't grant it" Oolong said explaining his feat while the others looked at Broly ery confused ... Anyone would expect an error like this from an airhead like Goku, but not from someone who had proven to be as intelligent and attentive as Broly "I know, he can't kill someone more powerful than Kami But you could have wished to destroy their spacesh.i.p.s, which are less powerful than Kami, therefore they would die in space by not having life support... Teleport them directly against a distant neutron star or a black hole ... give you powers to deal with them contact with someone very strong to kill them Turn them in good people Make the Earth invisible and unreachable for external threats There are many alternatives that could help you with this matter without the need to kill them directly..." Broly said proposing his alternatives to improve the successful and coherent initiative of Oolong "" "" "" "" "" "OH GOD IS TRUE !!!" Everyone shouted at the same time to realize how foolish they had been to not realize that such a convenient possibility existed Poor things, I know that most of them are not dumb but Akira Toriyama made them like that just for these occasions if not the manga would have ended very easily Broly thought analyzing the failures and conveniences of the Dragon Ball script "Besides, if you wanted to resurrect Goku I could have done it myself I also have that power observe" Broly said as he made Raditz's body appear with the hole in his chest made by Piccolo... again ... and brought him back to life again "AAHHHHHHH !!!" They all shouted as they stood behind Broly to see how Raditz got up... But when Raditz saw Broly... "AHHH !!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! PLEASE, DON'T RESURRECT ME MORE!!! I PREFER TO BE DEAD!!!!" Raditz shouted, completely terrified to see how he had been resurrected again to be a punching bag and be killed for the umpteenth time by the namekian But before he could cry, Broly returned him to his dimension ... And after a few seconds of fright... Another screams came... A scream full of anger "Honey, if you had in mind a wish that could have killed them easily and you could resurrect Goku from the beginning... WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS BEFORE!!!???" Bulma yelled at her boyfriend with all her strength ... and not without reason "I saw you so motivated to make a wish to Shen Ron that I didn't want to interfere ... Besides, I also wanted to see him after so many years ... And I thought you already knew that I could bring people back to life ... f.u.c.k, I can make them immortal, resurrect someone is something easier" Said Broly pretending that what he said was true "You don't fool me! Surely you have something planned for those Saiyans and that's why you didn't want to get rid of them using Shen Long" Bulma said still angry with her boyfriend for having lied to her, hide his plans, show that they were stupid and for creating unnecessary problems F.u.c.k ... it's right ... When Akira Toriyama doesn't control her to make unnecessary inconsistencies she is too insightful Mmmm I love this part of her Broly thought as he looked at his angry girlfriend with more desire {Come on honey, don't be mad at me ... you know that I do it with good purposes and that nothing bad will happen to the world or its inhabitants here} Broly said telepathically to Bulma trying to calm her anger ... showing a distressed expression with tearful puppy eyes give more pity {I know, but what you've done is still out of place ... Don't believe even for a minute that I will forgive you easily} Bulma said in the telepathic conversation as she grumbled with her arms crossed and turned her back on Broly angrily {C'mon darling Don't get mad like that ... What can I do to make you forgive me? I will do anything} Broly said telepathically again while trying to face Bulma to apologize very expressively {Mmmm ... anything? Hehehe ... Well ... I can think of a couple of things you could do to make me angry...} Bulma replied telepathically, showing a sly smile lovingly pinching Broly's arm And while Broly and Bulma continued with the telepathic conversation ... the rest watched that silent film representation I don't know very well what they are saying telepathically again, but ... From what I see Bulma has won ... I'm glad to see that someone can contain him Muten Roshi thought, relieved to see that Bulma could contain the beast On the Planet of North Kai "Esta bien! Your halo's gone, so you've been revived Now go and finish them Goku, but be cautious, they are very strong" Said North Kai to say goodbye to Goku "Thaks for everyting Kaiou-sama If I die again I'll be sure to come and see you Bubbles, Gregory ... Take care" Goku said before getting off the small planet to cross the Snake Way this time without help And after a few seconds ... "Eh where has Goku gone?" Broly asked, who had finished cleaning the dishes. "Ahhh ... Broly, I had forgotten you ... Goku has just been revived and has gone to meet the Kami of his planet to arrive in time for battle" North-kai said, who for a few moments had forgotten that the most powerful and dangerous Saiyan was inside his home "Ehh? Why did he do that, if he had waited for me I would have teleported him at his home in the same way I got here" Broly said, pointing out the obvious. "AHHHHHHHH!!! Shit!! It's true, there was that option! Shit! Where do I have my head today?! Quick then, go find him or else he will not arrive on time" Norh Kai to complain about his continuous dismissals while proposing a solution "Really? I wanted your help right now to build the custom car of your dream ... It's a shame, we'll have to wait for about 18 years until I'm back in the mood for that" Broly said making a terrible blackmail at all levels "Ehh? Custom car? 18 years? Emmmm ... Well, from another perspective, Goku didn't cross the Snake Way to get here ... so he should at least return with his own effort as compensation... BUT THIS TIME WITHOUT BOMS OR STRANGE SURPRISES" North Kai said trying to make excuses for not losing the opportunity to have the car he always wanted at cost 0 Hehehehe ... And in this way the protagonist will be late again ... More than enough time to have fun I'm a genius Broly thought with a malevolent face as he removed several bombs from some car parts
