Chapter 140: YAM HA!!!
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"F.u.c.k, I swore not to do spoilers ...
The answer is simple...
It is not yet time for him to appear ...
Hahahaha ...
With this game I whant to do 3 things ...
The first is… Make humans relevant again in Dragon Ball.
From Dragon Ball Z or even from Dragon Ball, the role of humans was increasingly secondary until at some point they were absolutely useless, except for Bulma whose scientific contribution was unquestionable the others only hindered...
Only the Saiyans, half Saiyans ... and sometimes Piccolo ... had the right to shine minimally in combat...
And later in Super not even that ... Only Goku and Vegeta did something… and Bulma of course; if it wasn't for her they and everyone would be eating shit…
And all what happened with the Future Trunks in the anime doesn't count! That shit didn't make the slightest sense!
I don't want to let great characters like Ten, Krillin and Roshi stay in a corner gathering dust" Broly said exposing the mistakes that Akira Toriyama had had with his secondary characters ... who, like Naruto's secondary characters, were sadly forgotten (except Shikamaru and Guy-senei)...
"Oh ... that means that you have made some adjustments in those 3 to give us an interesting fight?" Asked Midora, Madara, Iihiko and Wamuu, who were eager to see a fight in that world
"Yes, after all, that's why I brought them to the Form Realm for extra training
I hope they can put into practice what I taught them" Said Broly, answering to his fighting lovers subordinates
"And the second reason?" Some asked
"Because my dear student right now has a most difficult and dangerous battle than the one the five Saiyans can offer
I prefer that he focus on that rather than the fight ... for the moment" Broly said splitting the screen to allow two channels to be watched at the same time
…
Kame House
"GOHAN !!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?!" Chichi shouted, which had just arrived with her father and son at Bulma's house to watch the broadcast together ... when she suddenly saw her son on screen... and that made her practically transform into an ogre with an overdose of methamphetamines who have been infected with rabies while asking for an explanation
"This ... mom ... everything has an explanation ... you see ... [Curse ... Broly-sensey never prepared me for this]" Babbled and thought Gohan, very scared and regretful while trying to find a way to calm his angry mother
"Oh is this Broly's body multiplication ability? He has taught you how to do it?" Bulma said, which was surprised to see the two Gohan but quickly understood why ... and wanted to provide information to trach Chichi
But Chichí completely ignored her, her multiplied son and her anger were the only things that existed in this world for her
"EXPLANATION?!
CAN I KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO OF YOU AND ONE OF THEM IS IN THAT PLACE SO DANGEROUS FIGHTING AGAINST MONSTERS????!!!!
START EXPLAINING THAT!!!" Shouted Chichi, who had never felt so angry, confused, betrayed and scared in her life ... yes, even more so than when Goku died ... and was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
And Gohan obviously following Broly's advice decided to face this situation in the most mature, masculine and responsible way possible...
Or maybe not…
"This ... I'm sorry ... Mom, then I'll ask for your forgiveness and accept your punishment later!" Gohan said as he snubbed his clone of 1% power to return it to the main body and flee bravely from that complicated family situation.
…
Place of the fight at that precise moment
Gohan's body power grew by 1% of power suddenly and also changed his expression from one that showed fear to another that showed a lot of fear and guilt ... something that almost no one noticed... except his beloved teacher, who gave him a little pep talk...
"You have behaved like a coward," Broly told his student criticizing the lack of courage and tranquility he had when he tried to reason and talk with his mother
"Yes I know…
This ... Broly-sensei ... can you talk with my mother later?
I had never seen her as angry as now, maybe you could say something to calm her down" Said Gohan, who acknowledged his mistake and asked for help to his partner and intellectual actor in crime.
"Nooooupp ... your mother scares me ...
Fiu fiu fiu…
Gohan, be a man and face your problems
Fiu .. fiu… fiu…" Broly said sarcastically as he whistled carelessly looking in the opposite direction of his student
"Mmmmmggggg ... Broly-senei!
Menie !!!" Gohan said on the verge of crying to see how his always reliable sensei had gotten him into this problem and wasn't going to help him to face the most dangerous being in the world (his angry mother)
He felt betrayed and helpless... and frustrated to see how his teacher considered all this a funny joke
"Come on! Where is that confident attitude of when you met your mother the first time after my training?
Come on ... don't look at me like that ... I've made some sushi ...
Do you want some?" Broly said taking out two sushi boxes and two chopsticks of his dimension and offering some to Gohan
"Broly-sensei ... you can't fix everything with food" Gohan said trying to remain angry while accepting his teacher's sushi reluctantly
"Where did that stupid get that strange food?" Asked Scallion, who was constantly surprised of how strange Broly was
"Hahahaha ... Vegeta-san we should bring this guy with us...
He's a clown but he seems to know...
Aishhh… nee-san?!" Ginger complained, which was reprimanded by her older sister upon see that Broly's attitude was negatively influencing her subordinates too ... especially her most direct subordinate
And Vegeta seeing that Broly with his stupidities was altering the rhythm of his game shouted loudly while sending a murderous look to his group and Broly
"Suficiente charla!
You'll go first.
Kill him" Vegeta said complaining that Broly seemed not to take anything seriously… while giving instructions to his pokemon…
And just when Vegeta said those words ... the fight between Saibaimen 1 and the angry Yamcha began ...
Gya!
The Saibaimen advanced towards Yamcha to attack him, but Yamcha at high speed appeared next to the confused Saibaimen, who received a wolf punch in his stomach, pushing him back several meters...
But before he could compose himself, Yamcha advanced towards him with great fury, beating him once after another without truce
Hi! Hua! Hiaia !!!
And unlike the original version, Yamcha on this occasion was fighting the Saibaimen with total superiority, discharging all the rage acc.u.mulated so far in the green alien once after another
"Wow... Yamcha has improved since the last time we met a few months ago ...
He hasn't been with his arms crossed..." Krilin said, impressed with how well he was fighting
"And he also attacks very violently ..." Said Ten Shin Han, who thought that he knew the origin of his anger and the desire to kill...
And not only Ten ... everyone sensed that it was ... that's why they stared daggers at Broly
And Broly seeing that everybody was staring at him with hostility, assumed a solemn attitude worthy of an ancient Murim master and said "Ohohoho…
I knew he just lacked some motivation to improve...
He didn't disappoint my expectations [Oh ... wow ... I made him stronger without wanting to...
This could be a problem...]"
And while the audience was talking, the fighting continued with the typical sequence of Dragon Ball fighting. Sequence that it was impossible to follow with mortal eyes; so much that the brave cameras and reporters who had ventured to that dangerous place to retransmit to the whole world the confrontation between the aliens and earthlings where unable to see anything.
Until Yamcha was able to evade one of the Saibaimen's attacks to position himself behind him (at normal speed and visible to the cameras) ... And attacked with the easiest technique to emulate on this universe.
Kamehame… ha!!!
Booooommm!!!
And with the technique with more copyright infringements of the manga Yamcha managed to hit the Saibaimen, damaging and propelling him against the ground, creating a crater where the body of the Saibaimen stayed
"GREAT!!" The earthlings shouted both on this plain and from their homes upon see that the first battle had been won by the humanity
"Tsh ... they have lost the first match ..." Scallon said, who worried a lot about since he is the weakest of the 5
"Oh ... they will entertain us more than I thought" Ginger said upon see that was possible that she had the opportunity to have fun later.
"Impossible… Saibaimen have a battle power of 1200!
The combat power of those who defeated Raditz, who at that time were the strongest on the planet didn't even reach 1000
What's going on?" Nappa shouted when he saw and understood this mathematical nonsense
"It's simple, during that year they have trained to exceed 1000 points
It's simple math" Said Yam, who took the words from Vegeta's mouth... but he didn't care too much, moreover, he seemed delighted that someone assisted him with the logical explanations
[Come on, you can't blame Nappa ...
He is absolutely right, it makes no sense that some guys who are almost in their 30s, that less than a year ago had a power of 200 or less have managed to multiply it by 10 with the same training that Goku had followed for years in only one f.u.c.k.i.n.g year...
This doesn't have f.u.c.k.i.n.g sense!] Broly thought, who sympathized with Nappa for the first time seeing that he also found this absurd
And after beating the devilish green dwarf Yamcha turned to Vegeta and company and said in a very angry and arrogant way "It seems that these disgusting monsters weren't as strong as you declared...
I'll take care of them five remaining"
"Hmhmhm ...
It is true that we have underestimated you, but it seems that it is now you who underestimate the Saibaimen" Vegeta said sarcastically.
And just saying those words…
In a timely manner, the Saibaimen that everyone considered dead jumped from the crater and stuck to the body of the unsuspecting Yamcha, immobilizing his arms and legs
"What ?!" They all shouted to see how the green dwarf came back to life and stuck to Yamcha
"Shit" Yamcha shouted when he saw how careless he had been ...
But he never imagined the consequences…
BOOOOOMMMMMMM !!
Since the Saibaimen used self-destruction!
"Yes, that's good" Vegeta said upon see that happened exactly what he anticipated...
"NOOOO! YAMCHA!" Everyone shouted with great concern all… except Piccolo… upon see that Yamcha had suffered a very dangerous explosion…
And when the smoke dispersed ... all that could be seen was smoking crater with remnants of the self-destroyed Saibaimen and Yamcha ... who was lying on the ground in his already famous posture ...
And as in the original version, Krillin went to check in what state his friend was… and the answer was "H-he's dead!"
…
Kame house
"Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama!" Puar yelled disconsolately against the television upon see how his best friend had died
"Yamcha ..." Bulma sighed very grieved and hurt when she saw that Yamcha had died ... she was his ex, but she didn't hate him to the point of wanting him dead or something mildly bad "Broly… what are you doing?
You weren't supposed to protect them?"
…
Again on the battlefield
"Damn it all…
DAMN IT ALL !!!
What am i gonna tell Puar and Bul ... ?!
Tell only to Puar…" Shouted Krillin, who was still next to Yamcha's body
"Krillin, boys, don't get upset, this is the first time Yamcha has died, he can still be resurrected with the Dragon Balls" Muten Roshi said, to reassure the rest and make them concentrate on the following battles.
"OMG!
They killed Yamacha ...
You, bastards!!" Broly said angrily, wiping of from his face the smile and relaxed attitude he had before...
This surprised the group of bald people, who believed that Broly had something against Yamcha from the beginning...
But seeing that their suffering was equal to or greater than them... they quickly understood that it wasn't like that ...
That Broly had nothing against him; didn't want anything bad to happen to him either.
They understood that he had simply been strict and hard with himas he had said before to motivate him, since he always cowered with women, played baseball or did anything else that wasn't to train ...
It was possible that he and Yajirobe were punished precisely for this reason!
Now that Yamcha has been bald, fewer women knocked on his door and that's why he had to focus on his training...
And as for Broly it was possible that he felt guilty for having left him bald and taking off his girlfriend... or he could even feel guilty for not being able to protect him
This made everyone look at Broly in another way and with more respect, as if he weren't a strange alien who appeared out of nowhere and altered their lives in strange, improbable and mysterious ways...
But as one of the group ...
[Broly, I'm sorry I doubted you ...] Everyone thought except Piccolo and Gohan upon see the great act of humanity that Broly was showing
…But in reality…
…
Desire Realm
Movie theater ... again
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE MEME! THE F.U.C.K.I.N.G MEME!
I just saw live the creation of the Dragon Ball master meme!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Broly said as he fell to the floor laughing while freezing the screen to continue seeing the image of the defeated and dead Yamcha
"This have no sense, that attack had the necessary strength to kill the monster with a single blow… and indeed he was dead ...
But… mysteriously he came back to life" Midora said, who was attentive to the fight even though it seemed low-level for him...
"Broly… do you have anything to do with the sudden resurrection of that demon?" Asked Froese, who had a slight suspicion of what had happened
"This ... why don't we keep watching the fight?" Broly said suddenly as he looked from side to side in a suspiciously way...
…
Forecourt of the planet earth again
While everyone ... except for Piccolo and the saiyans ... were affected by Yamcha's death ...
"Hey, it's filthy now, so how about you clean up the trash !?" Vegeta said referring to Yamcha's corpse
"You asshole!" Krillin shouted very very angry, so much that several veins became visible in his bright bald head
And before Krillin, possessed by an unlimited rage took the lead to kill all the Saibaimen...
"Vegeta ...
Nobody has told you that your voice is annoying to the ears?" Broly said once more in a funny way as before… but adding some anger and hostility to his now annoying voice
And Nappa as his personal servant, came to the defense of his master "Damn traitor ...
How dare you…!?"
"Shut up Nappa!
What happen? Have you felt offended my words? Are you sad about the pathetic death of your friend?
Any real Saiyan would not feel the slightest grief or appreciation for someone so pathetic and useless that is unable to kill a weak Saibaimen
How low you have fallen ... you and that Kakarrot..." Vegeta said showing how despotic and cruel he was at that time, both with his enemies and his allies...
And while the Z Warriors felt disgusted by Vegeta's words
"Bastard!!"
Someone from their own side started laughing…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
And indeed that someone was Broly, who started laughing like crazy
"Broly-san?"
"Broly-sensei? Why are you laughing like that?"
Thing that surprised in that situation ... although of all of them he was the only one who could laugh at that time ... But still they didn't understand
"I don't remember what I said was so funny?" Vegeta asked sarcastically and very annoyed at Broly's ridiculous laugh, while in the rest of the Saiyans believed that Broly had gone mad ... or at least more mad that minutes before
"Yes ... it was a very funny comment ... especially coming from you little prince" Broly said with his mocking voice as he materialized a handkerchief to wipe away the tears that fell from his three eyes.
"Ehn?" The Saiyans overreacted upon listening an seeing Broly's words and attitude
"Especially considering the number of times I made you lo...
Ehem ...
I mean… You lost pathetically against these green bugs in the past...
Does that mean you are a pathetic and useless being that would be better dead than alive?
Should I end your sufferings?
Vegeta…" Broly said with a threatening voice and attitude while taking a piece of sushi into his mouth
¡¡¡!!!
This change of attitude and voice of Broly, which progressively changed from being a circus jester to a gangster in the middle of an execution… surprised the Saiyans group, who were shocked and alerted upon understand that Broly quite possibly would have been tricking them from the beginning; pretending he was an idiot to make tem lower his guard against him.
However, the message contained in his last intervention weighed more on the ears of the five Saiyans than Broly's personality change
"What is that nonsense?!" Exclaimed Scallion, Ginger and Yam, who didn't understand or could believe in that story…
However when they looked at Nappa ... they saw that something was wrong
"HOW ... HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT?!" Nappa shouted, since he was with Vegeta in his trainings when he was young and he knew that something like this happened.
However that was something that the prince and king Vegeta ordered to keep in absolute secret, since it was humiliating for the prince.
The people who knew it could count on the fingers of one hand
Special because these incidents were also classified as the work of the ghost of planet Vegeta
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" Vegeta said in a very threatening and serious way, nothing to do with the arrogant, confident and calm attitude he had until now
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"F.u.c.k, I swore not to do spoilers ...
The answer is simple...
It is not yet time for him to appear ...
Hahahaha ...
With this game I whant to do 3 things ...
The first is… Make humans relevant again in Dragon Ball.
From Dragon Ball Z or even from Dragon Ball, the role of humans was increasingly secondary until at some point they were absolutely useless, except for Bulma whose scientific contribution was unquestionable the others only hindered...
Only the Saiyans, half Saiyans ... and sometimes Piccolo ... had the right to shine minimally in combat...
And later in Super not even that ... Only Goku and Vegeta did something… and Bulma of course; if it wasn't for her they and everyone would be eating shit…
And all what happened with the Future Trunks in the anime doesn't count! That shit didn't make the slightest sense!
I don't want to let great characters like Ten, Krillin and Roshi stay in a corner gathering dust" Broly said exposing the mistakes that Akira Toriyama had had with his secondary characters ... who, like Naruto's secondary characters, were sadly forgotten (except Shikamaru and Guy-senei)...
"Oh ... that means that you have made some adjustments in those 3 to give us an interesting fight?" Asked Midora, Madara, Iihiko and Wamuu, who were eager to see a fight in that world
"Yes, after all, that's why I brought them to the Form Realm for extra training
I hope they can put into practice what I taught them" Said Broly, answering to his fighting lovers subordinates
"And the second reason?" Some asked
"Because my dear student right now has a most difficult and dangerous battle than the one the five Saiyans can offer
I prefer that he focus on that rather than the fight ... for the moment" Broly said splitting the screen to allow two channels to be watched at the same time
…
Kame House
"GOHAN !!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?!" Chichi shouted, which had just arrived with her father and son at Bulma's house to watch the broadcast together ... when she suddenly saw her son on screen... and that made her practically transform into an ogre with an overdose of methamphetamines who have been infected with rabies while asking for an explanation
"This ... mom ... everything has an explanation ... you see ... [Curse ... Broly-sensey never prepared me for this]" Babbled and thought Gohan, very scared and regretful while trying to find a way to calm his angry mother
"Oh is this Broly's body multiplication ability? He has taught you how to do it?" Bulma said, which was surprised to see the two Gohan but quickly understood why ... and wanted to provide information to trach Chichi
But Chichí completely ignored her, her multiplied son and her anger were the only things that existed in this world for her
"EXPLANATION?!
CAN I KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO OF YOU AND ONE OF THEM IS IN THAT PLACE SO DANGEROUS FIGHTING AGAINST MONSTERS????!!!!
START EXPLAINING THAT!!!" Shouted Chichi, who had never felt so angry, confused, betrayed and scared in her life ... yes, even more so than when Goku died ... and was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
And Gohan obviously following Broly's advice decided to face this situation in the most mature, masculine and responsible way possible...
Or maybe not…
"This ... I'm sorry ... Mom, then I'll ask for your forgiveness and accept your punishment later!" Gohan said as he snubbed his clone of 1% power to return it to the main body and flee bravely from that complicated family situation.
…
Place of the fight at that precise moment
Gohan's body power grew by 1% of power suddenly and also changed his expression from one that showed fear to another that showed a lot of fear and guilt ... something that almost no one noticed... except his beloved teacher, who gave him a little pep talk...
"You have behaved like a coward," Broly told his student criticizing the lack of courage and tranquility he had when he tried to reason and talk with his mother
"Yes I know…
This ... Broly-sensei ... can you talk with my mother later?
I had never seen her as angry as now, maybe you could say something to calm her down" Said Gohan, who acknowledged his mistake and asked for help to his partner and intellectual actor in crime.
"Nooooupp ... your mother scares me ...
Fiu fiu fiu…
Gohan, be a man and face your problems
Fiu .. fiu… fiu…" Broly said sarcastically as he whistled carelessly looking in the opposite direction of his student
"Mmmmmggggg ... Broly-senei!
Menie !!!" Gohan said on the verge of crying to see how his always reliable sensei had gotten him into this problem and wasn't going to help him to face the most dangerous being in the world (his angry mother)
He felt betrayed and helpless... and frustrated to see how his teacher considered all this a funny joke
"Come on! Where is that confident attitude of when you met your mother the first time after my training?
Come on ... don't look at me like that ... I've made some sushi ...
Do you want some?" Broly said taking out two sushi boxes and two chopsticks of his dimension and offering some to Gohan
"Broly-sensei ... you can't fix everything with food" Gohan said trying to remain angry while accepting his teacher's sushi reluctantly
"Where did that stupid get that strange food?" Asked Scallion, who was constantly surprised of how strange Broly was
"Hahahaha ... Vegeta-san we should bring this guy with us...
He's a clown but he seems to know...
Aishhh… nee-san?!" Ginger complained, which was reprimanded by her older sister upon see that Broly's attitude was negatively influencing her subordinates too ... especially her most direct subordinate
And Vegeta seeing that Broly with his stupidities was altering the rhythm of his game shouted loudly while sending a murderous look to his group and Broly
"Suficiente charla!
You'll go first.
Kill him" Vegeta said complaining that Broly seemed not to take anything seriously… while giving instructions to his pokemon…
And just when Vegeta said those words ... the fight between Saibaimen 1 and the angry Yamcha began ...
Gya!
The Saibaimen advanced towards Yamcha to attack him, but Yamcha at high speed appeared next to the confused Saibaimen, who received a wolf punch in his stomach, pushing him back several meters...
But before he could compose himself, Yamcha advanced towards him with great fury, beating him once after another without truce
Hi! Hua! Hiaia !!!
And unlike the original version, Yamcha on this occasion was fighting the Saibaimen with total superiority, discharging all the rage acc.u.mulated so far in the green alien once after another
"Wow... Yamcha has improved since the last time we met a few months ago ...
He hasn't been with his arms crossed..." Krilin said, impressed with how well he was fighting
"And he also attacks very violently ..." Said Ten Shin Han, who thought that he knew the origin of his anger and the desire to kill...
And not only Ten ... everyone sensed that it was ... that's why they stared daggers at Broly
And Broly seeing that everybody was staring at him with hostility, assumed a solemn attitude worthy of an ancient Murim master and said "Ohohoho…
I knew he just lacked some motivation to improve...
He didn't disappoint my expectations [Oh ... wow ... I made him stronger without wanting to...
This could be a problem...]"
And while the audience was talking, the fighting continued with the typical sequence of Dragon Ball fighting. Sequence that it was impossible to follow with mortal eyes; so much that the brave cameras and reporters who had ventured to that dangerous place to retransmit to the whole world the confrontation between the aliens and earthlings where unable to see anything.
Until Yamcha was able to evade one of the Saibaimen's attacks to position himself behind him (at normal speed and visible to the cameras) ... And attacked with the easiest technique to emulate on this universe.
Kamehame… ha!!!
Booooommm!!!
And with the technique with more copyright infringements of the manga Yamcha managed to hit the Saibaimen, damaging and propelling him against the ground, creating a crater where the body of the Saibaimen stayed
"GREAT!!" The earthlings shouted both on this plain and from their homes upon see that the first battle had been won by the humanity
"Tsh ... they have lost the first match ..." Scallon said, who worried a lot about since he is the weakest of the 5
"Oh ... they will entertain us more than I thought" Ginger said upon see that was possible that she had the opportunity to have fun later.
"Impossible… Saibaimen have a battle power of 1200!
The combat power of those who defeated Raditz, who at that time were the strongest on the planet didn't even reach 1000
What's going on?" Nappa shouted when he saw and understood this mathematical nonsense
"It's simple, during that year they have trained to exceed 1000 points
It's simple math" Said Yam, who took the words from Vegeta's mouth... but he didn't care too much, moreover, he seemed delighted that someone assisted him with the logical explanations
[Come on, you can't blame Nappa ...
He is absolutely right, it makes no sense that some guys who are almost in their 30s, that less than a year ago had a power of 200 or less have managed to multiply it by 10 with the same training that Goku had followed for years in only one f.u.c.k.i.n.g year...
This doesn't have f.u.c.k.i.n.g sense!] Broly thought, who sympathized with Nappa for the first time seeing that he also found this absurd
And after beating the devilish green dwarf Yamcha turned to Vegeta and company and said in a very angry and arrogant way "It seems that these disgusting monsters weren't as strong as you declared...
I'll take care of them five remaining"
"Hmhmhm ...
It is true that we have underestimated you, but it seems that it is now you who underestimate the Saibaimen" Vegeta said sarcastically.
And just saying those words…
In a timely manner, the Saibaimen that everyone considered dead jumped from the crater and stuck to the body of the unsuspecting Yamcha, immobilizing his arms and legs
"What ?!" They all shouted to see how the green dwarf came back to life and stuck to Yamcha
"Shit" Yamcha shouted when he saw how careless he had been ...
But he never imagined the consequences…
BOOOOOMMMMMMM !!
Since the Saibaimen used self-destruction!
"Yes, that's good" Vegeta said upon see that happened exactly what he anticipated...
"NOOOO! YAMCHA!" Everyone shouted with great concern all… except Piccolo… upon see that Yamcha had suffered a very dangerous explosion…
And when the smoke dispersed ... all that could be seen was smoking crater with remnants of the self-destroyed Saibaimen and Yamcha ... who was lying on the ground in his already famous posture ...
And as in the original version, Krillin went to check in what state his friend was… and the answer was "H-he's dead!"
…
Kame house
"Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama!" Puar yelled disconsolately against the television upon see how his best friend had died
"Yamcha ..." Bulma sighed very grieved and hurt when she saw that Yamcha had died ... she was his ex, but she didn't hate him to the point of wanting him dead or something mildly bad "Broly… what are you doing?
You weren't supposed to protect them?"
…
Again on the battlefield
"Damn it all…
DAMN IT ALL !!!
What am i gonna tell Puar and Bul ... ?!
Tell only to Puar…" Shouted Krillin, who was still next to Yamcha's body
"Krillin, boys, don't get upset, this is the first time Yamcha has died, he can still be resurrected with the Dragon Balls" Muten Roshi said, to reassure the rest and make them concentrate on the following battles.
"OMG!
They killed Yamacha ...
You, bastards!!" Broly said angrily, wiping of from his face the smile and relaxed attitude he had before...
This surprised the group of bald people, who believed that Broly had something against Yamcha from the beginning...
But seeing that their suffering was equal to or greater than them... they quickly understood that it wasn't like that ...
That Broly had nothing against him; didn't want anything bad to happen to him either.
They understood that he had simply been strict and hard with himas he had said before to motivate him, since he always cowered with women, played baseball or did anything else that wasn't to train ...
It was possible that he and Yajirobe were punished precisely for this reason!
Now that Yamcha has been bald, fewer women knocked on his door and that's why he had to focus on his training...
And as for Broly it was possible that he felt guilty for having left him bald and taking off his girlfriend... or he could even feel guilty for not being able to protect him
This made everyone look at Broly in another way and with more respect, as if he weren't a strange alien who appeared out of nowhere and altered their lives in strange, improbable and mysterious ways...
But as one of the group ...
[Broly, I'm sorry I doubted you ...] Everyone thought except Piccolo and Gohan upon see the great act of humanity that Broly was showing
…But in reality…
…
Desire Realm
Movie theater ... again
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE MEME! THE F.U.C.K.I.N.G MEME!
I just saw live the creation of the Dragon Ball master meme!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Broly said as he fell to the floor laughing while freezing the screen to continue seeing the image of the defeated and dead Yamcha
"This have no sense, that attack had the necessary strength to kill the monster with a single blow… and indeed he was dead ...
But… mysteriously he came back to life" Midora said, who was attentive to the fight even though it seemed low-level for him...
"Broly… do you have anything to do with the sudden resurrection of that demon?" Asked Froese, who had a slight suspicion of what had happened
"This ... why don't we keep watching the fight?" Broly said suddenly as he looked from side to side in a suspiciously way...
…
Forecourt of the planet earth again
While everyone ... except for Piccolo and the saiyans ... were affected by Yamcha's death ...
"Hey, it's filthy now, so how about you clean up the trash !?" Vegeta said referring to Yamcha's corpse
"You asshole!" Krillin shouted very very angry, so much that several veins became visible in his bright bald head
And before Krillin, possessed by an unlimited rage took the lead to kill all the Saibaimen...
"Vegeta ...
Nobody has told you that your voice is annoying to the ears?" Broly said once more in a funny way as before… but adding some anger and hostility to his now annoying voice
And Nappa as his personal servant, came to the defense of his master "Damn traitor ...
How dare you…!?"
"Shut up Nappa!
What happen? Have you felt offended my words? Are you sad about the pathetic death of your friend?
Any real Saiyan would not feel the slightest grief or appreciation for someone so pathetic and useless that is unable to kill a weak Saibaimen
How low you have fallen ... you and that Kakarrot..." Vegeta said showing how despotic and cruel he was at that time, both with his enemies and his allies...
And while the Z Warriors felt disgusted by Vegeta's words
"Bastard!!"
Someone from their own side started laughing…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
And indeed that someone was Broly, who started laughing like crazy
"Broly-san?"
"Broly-sensei? Why are you laughing like that?"
Thing that surprised in that situation ... although of all of them he was the only one who could laugh at that time ... But still they didn't understand
"I don't remember what I said was so funny?" Vegeta asked sarcastically and very annoyed at Broly's ridiculous laugh, while in the rest of the Saiyans believed that Broly had gone mad ... or at least more mad that minutes before
"Yes ... it was a very funny comment ... especially coming from you little prince" Broly said with his mocking voice as he materialized a handkerchief to wipe away the tears that fell from his three eyes.
"Ehn?" The Saiyans overreacted upon listening an seeing Broly's words and attitude
"Especially considering the number of times I made you lo...
Ehem ...
I mean… You lost pathetically against these green bugs in the past...
Does that mean you are a pathetic and useless being that would be better dead than alive?
Should I end your sufferings?
Vegeta…" Broly said with a threatening voice and attitude while taking a piece of sushi into his mouth
¡¡¡!!!
This change of attitude and voice of Broly, which progressively changed from being a circus jester to a gangster in the middle of an execution… surprised the Saiyans group, who were shocked and alerted upon understand that Broly quite possibly would have been tricking them from the beginning; pretending he was an idiot to make tem lower his guard against him.
However, the message contained in his last intervention weighed more on the ears of the five Saiyans than Broly's personality change
"What is that nonsense?!" Exclaimed Scallion, Ginger and Yam, who didn't understand or could believe in that story…
However when they looked at Nappa ... they saw that something was wrong
"HOW ... HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT?!" Nappa shouted, since he was with Vegeta in his trainings when he was young and he knew that something like this happened.
However that was something that the prince and king Vegeta ordered to keep in absolute secret, since it was humiliating for the prince.
The people who knew it could count on the fingers of one hand
Special because these incidents were also classified as the work of the ghost of planet Vegeta
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" Vegeta said in a very threatening and serious way, nothing to do with the arrogant, confident and calm attitude he had until now
"F.u.c.k, I swore not to do spoilers ... The answer is simple... It is not yet time for him to appear ... Hahahaha ... With this game I whant to do 3 things ... The first is Make humans relevant again in Dragon Ball. From Dragon Ball Z or even from Dragon Ball, the role of humans was increasingly secondary until at some point they were absolutely useless, except for Bulma whose scientific contribution was unquestionable the others only hindered... Only the Saiyans, half Saiyans ... and sometimes Piccolo ... had the right to shine minimally in combat... And later in Super not even that ... Only Goku and Vegeta did something and Bulma of course; if it wasn't for her they and everyone would be eating shit And all what happened with the Future Trunks in the anime doesn't count! That shit didn't make the slightest sense! I don't want to let great characters like Ten, Krillin and Roshi stay in a corner gathering dust" Broly said exposing the mistakes that Akira Toriyama had had with his secondary characters ... who, like Naruto's secondary characters, were sadly forgotten except Shikamaru and Guy-senei... "Oh ... that means that you have made some adjustments in those 3 to give us an interesting fight?" Asked Midora, Madara, Iihiko and Wamuu, who were eager to see a fight in that world "Yes, after all, that's why I brought them to the Form Realm for extra training I hope they can put into practice what I taught them" Said Broly, answering to his fighting lovers subordinates "And the second reason?" Some asked "Because my dear student right now has a most difficult and dangerous battle than the one the five Saiyans can offer I prefer that he focus on that rather than the fight ... for the moment" Broly said splitting the screen to allow two channels to be watched at the same time Kame House "GOHAN !!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?!" Chichi shouted, which had just arrived with her father and son at Bulma's house to watch the broadcast together ... when she suddenly saw her son on screen... and that made her practically transform into an ogre with an overdose of methamphetamines who have been infected with rabies while asking for an explanation "This ... mom ... everything has an explanation ... you see ... Curse ... Broly-sensey never prepared me for this" Babbled and thought Gohan, very scared and regretful while trying to find a way to calm his angry mother "Oh is this Broly's body multiplication ability? He has taught you how to do it?" Bulma said, which was surprised to see the two Gohan but quickly understood why ... and wanted to provide information to trach Chichi But Chich completely ignored her, her multiplied son and her anger were the only things that existed in this world for her "EXPLANATION?! CAN I KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO OF YOU AND ONE OF THEM IS IN THAT PLACE SO DANGEROUS FIGHTING AGAINST MONSTERS????!!!! START EXPLAINING THAT!!!" Shouted Chichi, who had never felt so angry, confused, betrayed and scared in her life ... yes, even more so than when Goku died ... and was on the verge of a mental breakdown. And Gohan obviously following Broly's advice decided to face this situation in the most mature, masculine and responsible way possible... Or maybe not "This ... I'm sorry ... Mom, then I'll ask for your forgiveness and accept your punishment later!" Gohan said as he snubbed his clone of 1% power to return it to the main body and flee bravely from that complicated family situation. Place of the fight at that precise moment Gohan's body power grew by 1% of power suddenly and also changed his expression from one that showed fear to another that showed a lot of fear and guilt ... something that almost no one noticed... except his beloved teacher, who gave him a little pep talk... "You have behaved like a coward," Broly told his student criticizing the lack of courage and tranquility he had when he tried to reason and talk with his mother "Yes I know This ... Broly-sensei ... can you talk with my mother later? I had never seen her as angry as now, maybe you could say something to calm her down" Said Gohan, who acknowledged his mistake and asked for help to his partner and intellectual actor in crime. "Nooooupp ... your mother scares me ... Fiu fiu fiu Gohan, be a man and face your problems Fiu .. fiu fiu" Broly said sarcastically as he whistled carelessly looking in the opposite direction of his student "Mmmmmggggg ... Broly-senei! Menie !!!" Gohan said on the verge of crying to see how his always reliable sensei had gotten him into this problem and wasn't going to help him to face the most dangerous being in the world his angry mother He felt betrayed and helpless... and frustrated to see how his teacher considered all this a funny joke "Come on! Where is that confident attitude of when you met your mother the first time after my training? Come on ... don't look at me like that ... I've made some sushi ... Do you want some?" Broly said taking out two sushi boxes and two chopsticks of his dimension and offering some to Gohan "Broly-sensei ... you can't fix everything with food" Gohan said trying to remain angry while accepting his teacher's sushi reluctantly "Where did that stupid get that strange food?" Asked Scallion, who was constantly surprised of how strange Broly was "Hahahaha ... Vegeta-san we should bring this guy with us... He's a clown but he seems to know... Aishhh nee-san?!" Ginger complained, which was reprimanded by her older sister upon see that Broly's attitude was negatively influencing her subordinates too ... especially her most direct subordinate And Vegeta seeing that Broly with his stupidities was altering the rhythm of his game shouted loudly while sending a murderous look to his group and Broly "Suficiente charla! You'll go first. Kill him" Vegeta said complaining that Broly seemed not to take anything seriously while giving instructions to his pokemon And just when Vegeta said those words ... the fight between Saibaimen 1 and the angry Yamcha began ... Gya! The Saibaimen advanced towards Yamcha to attack him, but Yamcha at high speed appeared next to the confused Saibaimen, who received a wolf punch in his stomach, pushing him back several meters... But before he could compose himself, Yamcha advanced towards him with great fury, beating him once after another without truce Hi! Hua! Hiaia !!! And unlike the original version, Yamcha on this occasion was fighting the Saibaimen with total superiority, discharging all the rage acc.u.mulated so far in the green alien once after another "Wow... Yamcha has improved since the last time we met a few months ago ... He hasn't been with his arms crossed..." Krilin said, impressed with how well he was fighting "And he also attacks very violently ..." Said Ten Shin Han, who thought that he knew the origin of his anger and the desire to kill... And not only Ten ... everyone sensed that it was ... that's why they stared daggers at Broly And Broly seeing that everybody was staring at him with hostility, assumed a solemn attitude worthy of an ancient Murim master and said "Ohohoho I knew he just lacked some motivation to improve... He didn't disappoint my expectations Oh ... wow ... I made him stronger without wanting to... This could be a problem..." And while the audience was talking, the fighting continued with the typical sequence of Dragon Ball fighting. Sequence that it was impossible to follow with mortal eyes; so much that the brave cameras and reporters who had ventured to that dangerous place to retransmit to the whole world the confrontation between the aliens and earthlings where unable to see anything. Until Yamcha was able to evade one of the Saibaimen's attacks to position himself behind him at normal speed and visible to the cameras ... And attacked with the easiest technique to emulate on this universe. Kamehame ha!!! Booooommm!!! And with the technique with more copyright infringements of the manga Yamcha managed to hit the Saibaimen, damaging and propelling him against the ground, creating a crater where the body of the Saibaimen stayed "GREAT!!" The earthlings shouted both on this plain and from their homes upon see that the first battle had been won by the humanity "Tsh ... they have lost the first match ..." Scallon said, who worried a lot about since he is the weakest of the 5 "Oh ... they will entertain us more than I thought" Ginger said upon see that was possible that she had the opportunity to have fun later. "Impossible Saibaimen have a battle power of 1200! The combat power of those who defeated Raditz, who at that time were the strongest on the planet didn't even reach 1000 What's going on?" Nappa shouted when he saw and understood this mathematical nonsense "It's simple, during that year they have trained to exceed 1000 points It's simple math" Said Yam, who took the words from Vegeta's mouth... but he didn't care too much, moreover, he seemed delighted that someone assisted him with the logical explanations Come on, you can't blame Nappa ... He is absolutely right, it makes no sense that some guys who are almost in their 30s, that less than a year ago had a power of 200 or less have managed to multiply it by 10 with the same training that Goku had followed for years in only one f.u.c.k.i.n.g year... This doesn't have f.u.c.k.i.n.g sense! Broly thought, who sympathized with Nappa for the first time seeing that he also found this absurd And after beating the devilish green dwarf Yamcha turned to Vegeta and company and said in a very angry and arrogant way "It seems that these disgusting monsters weren't as strong as you declared... I'll take care of them five remaining" "Hmhmhm ... It is true that we have underestimated you, but it seems that it is now you who underestimate the Saibaimen" Vegeta said sarcastically. And just saying those words In a timely manner, the Saibaimen that everyone considered dead jumped from the crater and stuck to the body of the unsuspecting Yamcha, immobilizing his arms and legs "What ?!" They all shouted to see how the green dwarf came back to life and stuck to Yamcha "Shit" Yamcha shouted when he saw how careless he had been ... But he never imagined the consequences BOOOOOMMMMMMM !! Since the Saibaimen used self-destruction! "Yes, that's good" Vegeta said upon see that happened exactly what he anticipated... "NOOOO! YAMCHA!" Everyone shouted with great concern all except Piccolo upon see that Yamcha had suffered a very dangerous explosion And when the smoke dispersed ... all that could be seen was smoking crater with remnants of the self-destroyed Saibaimen and Yamcha ... who was lying on the ground in his already famous posture ... And as in the original version, Krillin went to check in what state his friend was and the answer was "H-he's dead!" Kame house "Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama Yamcha-sama!" Puar yelled disconsolately against the television upon see how his best friend had died "Yamcha ..." Bulma sighed very grieved and hurt when she saw that Yamcha had died ... she was his ex, but she didn't hate him to the point of wanting him dead or something mildly bad "Broly what are you doing? You weren't supposed to protect them?" Again on the battlefield "Damn it all DAMN IT ALL !!! What am i gonna tell Puar and Bul ... ?! Tell only to Puar" Shouted Krillin, who was still next to Yamcha's body "Krillin, boys, don't get upset, this is the first time Yamcha has died, he can still be resurrected with the Dragon Balls" Muten Roshi said, to reassure the rest and make them concentrate on the following battles. "OMG! They killed Yamacha ... You, bastards!!" Broly said angrily, wiping of from his face the smile and relaxed attitude he had before... This surprised the group of bald people, who believed that Broly had something against Yamcha from the beginning... But seeing that their suffering was equal to or greater than them... they quickly understood that it wasn't like that ... That Broly had nothing against him; didn't want anything bad to happen to him either. They understood that he had simply been strict and hard with himas he had said before to motivate him, since he always cowered with women, played baseball or did anything else that wasn't to train ... It was possible that he and Yajirobe were punished precisely for this reason! Now that Yamcha has been bald, fewer women knocked on his door and that's why he had to focus on his training... And as for Broly it was possible that he felt guilty for having left him bald and taking off his girlfriend... or he could even feel guilty for not being able to protect him This made everyone look at Broly in another way and with more respect, as if he weren't a strange alien who appeared out of nowhere and altered their lives in strange, improbable and mysterious ways... But as one of the group ... Broly, I'm sorry I doubted you ... Everyone thought except Piccolo and Gohan upon see the great act of humanity that Broly was showing But in reality Desire Realm Movie theater ... again "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE MEME! THE F.U.C.K.I.N.G MEME! I just saw live the creation of the Dragon Ball master meme!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Broly said as he fell to the floor laughing while freezing the screen to continue seeing the image of the defeated and dead Yamcha "This have no sense, that attack had the necessary strength to kill the monster with a single blow and indeed he was dead ... But mysteriously he came back to life" Midora said, who was attentive to the fight even though it seemed low-level for him... "Broly do you have anything to do with the sudden resurrection of that demon?" Asked Froese, who had a slight suspicion of what had happened "This ... why don't we keep watching the fight?" Broly said suddenly as he looked from side to side in a suspiciously way... Forecourt of the planet earth again While everyone ... except for Piccolo and the saiyans ... were affected by Yamcha's death ... "Hey, it's filthy now, so how about you clean up the trash !?" Vegeta said referring to Yamcha's corpse "You asshole!" Krillin shouted very very angry, so much that several veins became visible in his bright bald head And before Krillin, possessed by an unlimited rage took the lead to kill all the Saibaimen... "Vegeta ... Nobody has told you that your voice is annoying to the ears?" Broly said once more in a funny way as before but adding some anger and hostility to his now annoying voice And Nappa as his personal servant, came to the defense of his master "Damn traitor ... How dare you!?" "Shut up Nappa! What happen? Have you felt offended my words? Are you sad about the pathetic death of your friend? Any real Saiyan would not feel the slightest grief or appreciation for someone so pathetic and useless that is unable to kill a weak Saibaimen How low you have fallen ... you and that Kakarrot..." Vegeta said showing how despotic and cruel he was at that time, both with his enemies and his allies... And while the Z Warriors felt disgusted by Vegeta's words "Bastard!!" Someone from their own side started laughing "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" And indeed that someone was Broly, who started laughing like crazy "Broly-san?" "Broly-sensei? Why are you laughing like that?" Thing that surprised in that situation ... although of all of them he was the only one who could laugh at that time ... But still they didn't understand "I don't remember what I said was so funny?" Vegeta asked sarcastically and very annoyed at Broly's ridiculous laugh, while in the rest of the Saiyans believed that Broly had gone mad ... or at least more mad that minutes before "Yes ... it was a very funny comment ... especially coming from you little prince" Broly said with his mocking voice as he materialized a handkerchief to wipe away the tears that fell from his three eyes. "Ehn?" The Saiyans overreacted upon listening an seeing Broly's words and attitude "Especially considering the number of times I made you lo... Ehem ... I mean You lost pathetically against these green bugs in the past... Does that mean you are a pathetic and useless being that would be better dead than alive? Should I end your sufferings? Vegeta" Broly said with a threatening voice and attitude while taking a piece of sushi into his mouth !!! This change of attitude and voice of Broly, which progressively changed from being a circus jester to a gangster in the middle of an execution surprised the Saiyans group, who were shocked and alerted upon understand that Broly quite possibly would have been tricking them from the beginning; pretending he was an idiot to make tem lower his guard against him. However, the message contained in his last intervention weighed more on the ears of the five Saiyans than Broly's personality change "What is that nonsense?!" Exclaimed Scallion, Ginger and Yam, who didn't understand or could believe in that story However when they looked at Nappa ... they saw that something was wrong "HOW ... HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT?!" Nappa shouted, since he was with Vegeta in his trainings when he was young and he knew that something like this happened. However that was something that the prince and king Vegeta ordered to keep in absolute secret, since it was humiliating for the prince. The people who knew it could count on the fingers of one hand Special because these incidents were also classified as the work of the ghost of planet Vegeta "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" Vegeta said in a very threatening and serious way, nothing to do with the arrogant, confident and calm attitude he had until now
