Chapter 180: A pleasant evening, until ...
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Planet Earth Universe 7
August
A year and a half had passed since the group returned from the planet Namek.
And obviously in that period of time nothing important happened.
Namek hadn't been destroyed, so the refugee Namekians didn't live in Bulma's house for a while so that every 130 days they could make wishes to resurrect the Z Warriors who hadn't fallen in combat.
Goku wasn't lost in space or other alien planets, so he continued training and being unproductive (but somewhat more productive than before)... and obviously that caused Chichi to have hundreds of arguments with him, which Goku immediately forgot.
Gohan by not having Broly constantly supervising him to train but his mother forcing him to study subjects of university level obviously he neglected his training as he used to do in every timeskip
Ten Shinhan and Chaoz were still training as hermits somewhere
Piccolo trained seriously at the same time that he also created his army of mini selves, trained them and assimilated them constantly with the aim of becoming stronger than Broly someday
Vegeta and Yam followed the same routine consisting of training daily, although unlike Piccolo they didn't raise children to absorb them ... they tried to have a minimally respectable life and with profits arresting wanted criminals in exchange for good rewards, hunting difficult and dangerous treasures to find to maintain a good train of life.
As for Roshi, Krillin and Ginger ...
"KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Krillin and the young and muscular Muten Roshi to train shot Kamehames towards the waves as if they were Kojirō Hyūga of Captain Tsubasa… without worrying about completely destroying the world, since Muten Roshi in Dragon ball with a power a little higher than 100 points was able to destroy the moon with one of these
Or in this case the great tsunami that they had caused and that was about to engulf the island where their humble home was located.
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
But luckily on that island there was someone else capable of destroy that aquatic threat
BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
And prudently after destroying that big wave Ginger, who launched the Kamehame diverted the rest of the attack into space so as not to create a second tsunami or something worse.
"You're welcome
Huahuahua! " Ginger said, asking to be praised for her feat.
However, Krillin and Muten Rosi weren't in the mood for that.
"DAMN!
It's no use… At my level… I don't even hold a candle to Goku
Broly was right… I'll never catch him again" Krillin said, lamenting his lack of power and potential as he remembered how a few years ago at some point he was even stronger than Goku.
"It's easy for you to say ...
There was a time when I, the Great Muten Roshi-sama could be hailed as the greatest under the heavens for over a hundred years ...
And in a matter of weeks the person I beat became thousands of times stronger than me... and in a year he has learned almost all my techniques ...
But fortunately now she is my girlfriend now" Muten Roshi said very depressed about how he had been relegated to a secondary or tertiary role in the story…. But happy to have become a secondary or tertiary character with a girl by his side
"Don't complain so much, it's been a year and a half and I still haven't achieved anything
It's true that now I'm better using Ki, I know how to detect it, I'm more efficient, I hit better, I've learned better techniques ...
But I still unable to transform into Super Saiyan or increase my combat power in the least ...
Plus…
WHO THE HELL IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?" Ginger yelled, very embarrassed and angry upon hearing that bold statement from Muten Roshi
"AISH !!
You ... obviously ...
You told me yes a few months ago" Replied Muten Roshi, who didn't understand why Ginger was scandalized when she admitted it in his memory.
"URUSAI! URUSAI !!
Don't say those when there are more people ahead!
BAKAAAAAAA !!!
Besides, I just said that I would think about it when you were able to defeat me!" Ginger shouted flushed in her usual tsundere mode as she comically chased Muten Roshi, who fled in terror from the pursuit of his short, almost flat and violent girlfriend who couldn't be honest with herself.
"But I already defeated you, it's recorded" Muten Roshi yelled as he fled in circles around the island
"URUSAI! URUSAI!!
BAKAAAAAA!!" Ginger replied in a cliche way
And while Krillin watched that embarrassing and stereotypical scene, said something to try to stop that nonsense "Well…
I think it's about time we went to Bulma's house ... "
"Oh it's true!
Today is that thing that Broly calls Mammoth steack festival" Muten Roshi said as he was affectionately beaten by his new and possibly the only girlfriend he could ever had ...
Although despite hitting him with affection he had bruises ... and some blood ...
"OH! IT IS TRUE!
I had almost forgotten!
Today was that day" Ginger exclaimed as she stopped non-s.e.x.u.a.lly abusing her boyfriend
Situation that is only funny and allowed on television when the aggressor is a woman and the victim is a man
"Yes, it would be better to go a little earlier ...
You know how obsessive he is with punctuality ...
I think he goes crazier than usual when he organizes barbecues" Krillin added, still remembering how overwhelming annoying he had been at the last barbecue he organized last August ...
Although everything was extremely delicious
---
Bulma's house
A few minutes later…
"¡¡LA BARBACOA!!! ¡LA BARBACOA!!! ¡COMO ME GUSTA… LA BARBEQUIU!!!" Broly in apron and chef's hat sang through the aisles, with great happiness as he danced in a very embarrassing way with boxes of Regal Mammoth and End Mammoth meat in his arms
And in this way, humming a catchy song from his past life, Broly entered the family laboratory, where the hundreds of Bulmas hadn't left for two days.
"Give me a moment
I am almost about to finish a project of more than two years ...
The one that will be the most important invention of my life… and the beginning for the next best one" Said the body of Bulma closest to Broly
"You told me that 5 hours ago ...
Come on ... you have 100 bodies
You only need one to eat the wonderful grilled meat that the person who loves you the most will prepare" Broly said as he grabbed one of Bulma's body and carried it in one of his muscular arms in the same way he carried the meat with the other
Obviously with their respective complaints "Wait!
Leave me on the ground!
Whenever you organize a barbecue, you do the same!
…
OK…
Take me to the shower first…"
Little by little the guests began to arrive
And they were obviously greeted by the cheerful and jovial Panchy, the MILF from Dragon Ball. "Oh hi Yamcha, Puar and Oolong, I haven't seen you around in a long time.
How's everything?"
"Fine ... I think I'm fine ..." Yamcha replied, who found it quite violent to see his ex-mother-in-law again, who was holding his arm in an excessively affectionate way
But Yamcha and the little transform animals wasn't the only one to arrive early.
"Hello.
We arrived late?" Yam asked, who walked through the door followed by Vegeta, who followed her like an angry as an antisocial elementary school boy addicted to video games that was forced to follow his mother to do the shopping on a Saturday morning
And they were also received ...
"No, you are just in time, just now I was about to prepare the embers.
You can have some snacks while I make the meat" Said Broly, who was so happy that he forgot to bully Vegeta
"I hope it's at least as good as last time" Vegeta said trying to be nice, but with his usual attitude ...
"Vegeta ... remember what we said" Yam repressed Vegeta
"I know ... I try ..." Vegeta said crossing his arms, angrier than before
And in this way little by little the others were arriving, like Ten Shinhan and Chaoz ...
Piccolo, who just upon arrived stood up in a corner and said nothing ... as always ...
And Ginger, Krillin, and Muten Rohis, who caused quite a stir upon their arrival for various reasons ...
"AHHHH!!!
Son-kun is always the last one!
I'm sure he's been training and that's why he's late" Bulma said somewhat annoyed while looking at her wristwatch
"That clown ..." Vegeta protested as always as he drank ... and above all ate some snacks ...
And as if it had been announced ...
Goku, Gohan (dressed very formally), Chichi and King Onsen suddenly appeared in the middle of the garden teleporting
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!
"Wow Papa where did you learn to do this?" Gohan asked very surprised to see that teleportation ability that his father had used for the first time
And Goku answered quite surprised by that question "What? You don't remember?
After the Anti-spiral crisis I was training at Yadrat for six months and…
Ah yes, it is true that was an illusion ...
Don't listen to me son ... "
"It's so embarrassing…
Despite being able to do this, we have been the last ones... " Cichi said somewhat embarrassed.
[Damn Kakarrot!
Not only are you able to transform into Super Saiyan?!
Do you also have strange techniques like that monster?!] Vegeta thought, who felt more envy of Goku again, envy that hurt his pride a lot
And before everyone started asking questions, complaining about lateness, or other highly unproductive comments…
"BOYS!!!
EVERYONE AT THE TABLE !!
In 2 minutes 43 seconds 03 tenths the first round of Regal Mammoth will be ready !!!
If you want to talk about something, do it while you are sitting and eating !! " Shout Cheff Broly putting order in his second annual barbecue
And remembering what happened the year before when someone ignored him ... they all quickly sat down and started talking, drinking and eating
Regal Mammoth's meat was so beautiful and delicious that everyone, even Piccolo repeated more than six times… while the Saiyans 36… and obviously the Saiyans by eating so much shone more than anyone due to the side effects of Regal Mammoth's meat.
They became so bright that for a moment Vegeta cried with joy when he believed that he was transforming into a Super Saiyan!
But it wasn't like that ... so when he got out of his depression and everyone stopped laughing at him ... they went back to talking about other issues.
Muten Roshi announced to the world that he had finally managed to settle down ... this news obviously surprised everyone, who couldn't believe it was true, so they tried to believe that he had become senile again ... but seeing that Yam tried, albeit unsuccessfully due to the curse, to tear out his tongue and that Giinger was completely flushed while hitting him instead of her sister ...
They all understood that this could be true ... and they didn't know whether to be happy, disgusted or scared ...
Piccolo and Goku, who were the ones who were the most even in terms of power, spoke of training together, obviously leaving Vegeta aside, who was feeling self-conscious again ... just like Yam and Ginger but not to that extreme ...
Ten Shinhan, Chaoz, Krillin, Roshi ... and Yamcha ... spoke with some depression about the null progress they had made in their martial arts over a year
Ginger and Yam talked about their lives on Earth and their progress
Chichi was complaining about her husband and praising Gohan while Bulma listened to her, but she wasn't paying much attention to her as she was thinking about her experiments ... and Gohan had no choice but to be by his mother's side enduring that embarrassing situation
Broly continued in his small world full of meat with mother-in-law and father-in-law and the King Ox, who began to talk about old things while eating freshly cooked meat ...
And at a certain moment ... something unexpected happened
Yam and Vegeta with great determination, seriousness and even hostility approached Gohan...
¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!
What were they trying to do? Hadn't they become allies?
Have they forgotten that this kid is strong, has a terrible ability, his father is the Super Saiyan and his master is an abomination that defies logic?
Obviously that situation put everyone on alert ... except Broly who kept cooking, Goku who kept eating, Dr Brief who was with his animals ... even Ginger didn't know what the hell was going on
The situation became very confusing and tense in a few seconds
But become even more confused when Yam and Vegeta bowed to Gohan
"HEY!!!???" Everyone exclaimed when they saw this unprecedented behavior, especially Gohan who was starting to freak out.
"Gohan, please ...
Take this curse off me!
I will be good I swear ... but this is too much ...
I can't fight bad guys properly, I get others into trouble without realizing it when doing things like a good girl, I can't eat or drink some things I like...
And… And…" Yam pleaded with great pain and humiliation in front of everyone as he bowed his head to the person who had made him suffer the most in his life.
However, her pain was nothing compared to Vegeta's, despite not being directly affected by the curse "We can't even… do… you know… that…
Please…
I beg you!"
¡OH GOD!
What they had just heard and seen was extremely heartbreaking
Heartbreaking even for those who didn't feel much sympathy towards Vegeta and Yam like Yamcha, Ten Shinhan… enven Piccolo ...
Heartbreaking even for those who didn't reproduce s.e.x.u.a.lly, like Piccolo ...
So heartbreaking that everyone joined in the pleading
"Please Gohan!
No man deserves that!" Begged Muten Roshi, who felt great empathy for Vegeta and all the men who for reasons beyond their control couldn't f.u.c.k
"Please Gohan!
At this rate I will never be an aunt!" Begged Ginger, the sister of the victim for obvious reasons
"Gohan! What have you done to them?!" Shouted Chichi, who wasn't aware of his Kien ability and was beginning to misunderstand everything
And Broly didn't help clear up the misunderstanding "Gohan ...
You are a horrible person ...
How could you do something like that to them?
That is cruel even for me"
And obviously this situation was too much for Gohan, so he exploded "AHHHHHH!!!!
STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THIS SKILL!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO BE A MANIPULATOR!!!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BROLY-SENSEI!!! "
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes ... it is possible ...
Go Gohan, exorcise the KIEN from her body
Now it's time to eat some End Mammoth and then dessert.
I don't want to see sad faces at my barbecues" Broly said in a good mood as he continued cooking
And Gohan, who didn't want to continue feeling guilty, undid the curse on Yam, who cried with happiness as she verified that she had really been freed from the curse "C.O.C.K! P.U.S.S.Y! SHIT! MOTHERF.U.C.KER! BASTARD!
YES!!! I'M FREE!!!!"
Everything had gone well, they had laughed, in the case of Yam and Vegeta they even cried and Broly was about to serve meat even more appetizing than Regal Mammoth's.
One of the best moments the Z Warriors had spent together
Until…
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most trained detected something disturbing
"Can you also feel that Ki?" Ginger asked while fearing the worst ...
"WHAT?!
What the hell is that sinister Ki" Said Yamcha, who was almost shitting himself
"It's overwhelming and evil ... even I can feel it" Said Bulma, who despite having little practice in this could feel that something bad was about to happen
"It's awful! And it's approaching fast!" Said Gohan, who had never felt something like this before
"This is ... the Ki of Frieza!" Vegeta yelled as he recognized his former boss
"No… not just Friez's… there is someone else…
Someone monstrously strong too" Said the most veteran Ki detectors who had encountered Frieza before.
"And not only that ...
Frieza's Ki ...
It has become monstrously huge ...
No…
I'm not sure if I'll be able to beat him again…" Goku said, who covered in cold sweat expressed his worries
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worry and cold sweat that quickly spread to all those who attended the party
Except Broly, who kept talking and behaving as if nothing that had just happened had happened "Who wants ribs?
There are succulent"
---
Outer space
Near planet Earth
"So, that's the Earth…
It's a a small planet
We could blow it away with one blast if we wanted son" Said King Cold, sitting on his throne
"If we did that I wouldn't be satisfied… and our hard training of a year would have been useless dad
I want to teach them a leasson now that I'm power up like this" Ciborg Frieza said as he looked at the earth from the main window of his spaceship
"That Super Saiyan guy and that abomination called Broly
I hope that guy is as strong and strange as you said
I hope it was worth it to have to move our entire army from all parts of the universe and train so hard for the first time in our life only to kill him cruelly" King Cold said once again in a bombastic way
"I don't know how strong he is ...
But he had extremely strange abilities ...
The stronger we are and the more subordinates with special abilities we have on our side, the easier it will be to show those monkeys ...
JUST WHO IS THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE REALLY IS !!
HO HO HO HO!" Frieza said while laughing evilly like every stereotyped megalomaniac villain
---
In the meantime
Planet Earth
Near the rocky open field where the important fights always take place...
"This Ki ...
It's absurd ...
Did Goku really manage to defeat those monsters alone and without help?"
A mysterious young man with a sword on his back spoke to himself as he looked uneasily at the sky
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Planet Earth Universe 7
August
A year and a half had passed since the group returned from the planet Namek.
And obviously in that period of time nothing important happened.
Namek hadn't been destroyed, so the refugee Namekians didn't live in Bulma's house for a while so that every 130 days they could make wishes to resurrect the Z Warriors who hadn't fallen in combat.
Goku wasn't lost in space or other alien planets, so he continued training and being unproductive (but somewhat more productive than before)... and obviously that caused Chichi to have hundreds of arguments with him, which Goku immediately forgot.
Gohan by not having Broly constantly supervising him to train but his mother forcing him to study subjects of university level obviously he neglected his training as he used to do in every timeskip
Ten Shinhan and Chaoz were still training as hermits somewhere
Piccolo trained seriously at the same time that he also created his army of mini selves, trained them and assimilated them constantly with the aim of becoming stronger than Broly someday
Vegeta and Yam followed the same routine consisting of training daily, although unlike Piccolo they didn't raise children to absorb them ... they tried to have a minimally respectable life and with profits arresting wanted criminals in exchange for good rewards, hunting difficult and dangerous treasures to find to maintain a good train of life.
As for Roshi, Krillin and Ginger ...
"KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Krillin and the young and muscular Muten Roshi to train shot Kamehames towards the waves as if they were Kojirō Hyūga of Captain Tsubasa… without worrying about completely destroying the world, since Muten Roshi in Dragon ball with a power a little higher than 100 points was able to destroy the moon with one of these
Or in this case the great tsunami that they had caused and that was about to engulf the island where their humble home was located.
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
But luckily on that island there was someone else capable of destroy that aquatic threat
BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
And prudently after destroying that big wave Ginger, who launched the Kamehame diverted the rest of the attack into space so as not to create a second tsunami or something worse.
"You're welcome
Huahuahua! " Ginger said, asking to be praised for her feat.
However, Krillin and Muten Rosi weren't in the mood for that.
"DAMN!
It's no use… At my level… I don't even hold a candle to Goku
Broly was right… I'll never catch him again" Krillin said, lamenting his lack of power and potential as he remembered how a few years ago at some point he was even stronger than Goku.
"It's easy for you to say ...
There was a time when I, the Great Muten Roshi-sama could be hailed as the greatest under the heavens for over a hundred years ...
And in a matter of weeks the person I beat became thousands of times stronger than me... and in a year he has learned almost all my techniques ...
But fortunately now she is my girlfriend now" Muten Roshi said very depressed about how he had been relegated to a secondary or tertiary role in the story…. But happy to have become a secondary or tertiary character with a girl by his side
"Don't complain so much, it's been a year and a half and I still haven't achieved anything
It's true that now I'm better using Ki, I know how to detect it, I'm more efficient, I hit better, I've learned better techniques ...
But I still unable to transform into Super Saiyan or increase my combat power in the least ...
Plus…
WHO THE HELL IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?" Ginger yelled, very embarrassed and angry upon hearing that bold statement from Muten Roshi
"AISH !!
You ... obviously ...
You told me yes a few months ago" Replied Muten Roshi, who didn't understand why Ginger was scandalized when she admitted it in his memory.
"URUSAI! URUSAI !!
Don't say those when there are more people ahead!
BAKAAAAAAA !!!
Besides, I just said that I would think about it when you were able to defeat me!" Ginger shouted flushed in her usual tsundere mode as she comically chased Muten Roshi, who fled in terror from the pursuit of his short, almost flat and violent girlfriend who couldn't be honest with herself.
"But I already defeated you, it's recorded" Muten Roshi yelled as he fled in circles around the island
"URUSAI! URUSAI!!
BAKAAAAAA!!" Ginger replied in a cliche way
And while Krillin watched that embarrassing and stereotypical scene, said something to try to stop that nonsense "Well…
I think it's about time we went to Bulma's house ... "
"Oh it's true!
Today is that thing that Broly calls Mammoth steack festival" Muten Roshi said as he was affectionately beaten by his new and possibly the only girlfriend he could ever had ...
Although despite hitting him with affection he had bruises ... and some blood ...
"OH! IT IS TRUE!
I had almost forgotten!
Today was that day" Ginger exclaimed as she stopped non-s.e.x.u.a.lly abusing her boyfriend
Situation that is only funny and allowed on television when the aggressor is a woman and the victim is a man
"Yes, it would be better to go a little earlier ...
You know how obsessive he is with punctuality ...
I think he goes crazier than usual when he organizes barbecues" Krillin added, still remembering how overwhelming annoying he had been at the last barbecue he organized last August ...
Although everything was extremely delicious
---
Bulma's house
A few minutes later…
"¡¡LA BARBACOA!!! ¡LA BARBACOA!!! ¡COMO ME GUSTA… LA BARBEQUIU!!!" Broly in apron and chef's hat sang through the aisles, with great happiness as he danced in a very embarrassing way with boxes of Regal Mammoth and End Mammoth meat in his arms
And in this way, humming a catchy song from his past life, Broly entered the family laboratory, where the hundreds of Bulmas hadn't left for two days.
"Give me a moment
I am almost about to finish a project of more than two years ...
The one that will be the most important invention of my life… and the beginning for the next best one" Said the body of Bulma closest to Broly
"You told me that 5 hours ago ...
Come on ... you have 100 bodies
You only need one to eat the wonderful grilled meat that the person who loves you the most will prepare" Broly said as he grabbed one of Bulma's body and carried it in one of his muscular arms in the same way he carried the meat with the other
Obviously with their respective complaints "Wait!
Leave me on the ground!
Whenever you organize a barbecue, you do the same!
…
OK…
Take me to the shower first…"
Little by little the guests began to arrive
And they were obviously greeted by the cheerful and jovial Panchy, the MILF from Dragon Ball. "Oh hi Yamcha, Puar and Oolong, I haven't seen you around in a long time.
How's everything?"
"Fine ... I think I'm fine ..." Yamcha replied, who found it quite violent to see his ex-mother-in-law again, who was holding his arm in an excessively affectionate way
But Yamcha and the little transform animals wasn't the only one to arrive early.
"Hello.
We arrived late?" Yam asked, who walked through the door followed by Vegeta, who followed her like an angry as an antisocial elementary school boy addicted to video games that was forced to follow his mother to do the shopping on a Saturday morning
And they were also received ...
"No, you are just in time, just now I was about to prepare the embers.
You can have some snacks while I make the meat" Said Broly, who was so happy that he forgot to bully Vegeta
"I hope it's at least as good as last time" Vegeta said trying to be nice, but with his usual attitude ...
"Vegeta ... remember what we said" Yam repressed Vegeta
"I know ... I try ..." Vegeta said crossing his arms, angrier than before
And in this way little by little the others were arriving, like Ten Shinhan and Chaoz ...
Piccolo, who just upon arrived stood up in a corner and said nothing ... as always ...
And Ginger, Krillin, and Muten Rohis, who caused quite a stir upon their arrival for various reasons ...
"AHHHH!!!
Son-kun is always the last one!
I'm sure he's been training and that's why he's late" Bulma said somewhat annoyed while looking at her wristwatch
"That clown ..." Vegeta protested as always as he drank ... and above all ate some snacks ...
And as if it had been announced ...
Goku, Gohan (dressed very formally), Chichi and King Onsen suddenly appeared in the middle of the garden teleporting
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!
"Wow Papa where did you learn to do this?" Gohan asked very surprised to see that teleportation ability that his father had used for the first time
And Goku answered quite surprised by that question "What? You don't remember?
After the Anti-spiral crisis I was training at Yadrat for six months and…
Ah yes, it is true that was an illusion ...
Don't listen to me son ... "
"It's so embarrassing…
Despite being able to do this, we have been the last ones... " Cichi said somewhat embarrassed.
[Damn Kakarrot!
Not only are you able to transform into Super Saiyan?!
Do you also have strange techniques like that monster?!] Vegeta thought, who felt more envy of Goku again, envy that hurt his pride a lot
And before everyone started asking questions, complaining about lateness, or other highly unproductive comments…
"BOYS!!!
EVERYONE AT THE TABLE !!
In 2 minutes 43 seconds 03 tenths the first round of Regal Mammoth will be ready !!!
If you want to talk about something, do it while you are sitting and eating !! " Shout Cheff Broly putting order in his second annual barbecue
And remembering what happened the year before when someone ignored him ... they all quickly sat down and started talking, drinking and eating
Regal Mammoth's meat was so beautiful and delicious that everyone, even Piccolo repeated more than six times… while the Saiyans 36… and obviously the Saiyans by eating so much shone more than anyone due to the side effects of Regal Mammoth's meat.
They became so bright that for a moment Vegeta cried with joy when he believed that he was transforming into a Super Saiyan!
But it wasn't like that ... so when he got out of his depression and everyone stopped laughing at him ... they went back to talking about other issues.
Muten Roshi announced to the world that he had finally managed to settle down ... this news obviously surprised everyone, who couldn't believe it was true, so they tried to believe that he had become senile again ... but seeing that Yam tried, albeit unsuccessfully due to the curse, to tear out his tongue and that Giinger was completely flushed while hitting him instead of her sister ...
They all understood that this could be true ... and they didn't know whether to be happy, disgusted or scared ...
Piccolo and Goku, who were the ones who were the most even in terms of power, spoke of training together, obviously leaving Vegeta aside, who was feeling self-conscious again ... just like Yam and Ginger but not to that extreme ...
Ten Shinhan, Chaoz, Krillin, Roshi ... and Yamcha ... spoke with some depression about the null progress they had made in their martial arts over a year
Ginger and Yam talked about their lives on Earth and their progress
Chichi was complaining about her husband and praising Gohan while Bulma listened to her, but she wasn't paying much attention to her as she was thinking about her experiments ... and Gohan had no choice but to be by his mother's side enduring that embarrassing situation
Broly continued in his small world full of meat with mother-in-law and father-in-law and the King Ox, who began to talk about old things while eating freshly cooked meat ...
And at a certain moment ... something unexpected happened
Yam and Vegeta with great determination, seriousness and even hostility approached Gohan...
¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!
What were they trying to do? Hadn't they become allies?
Have they forgotten that this kid is strong, has a terrible ability, his father is the Super Saiyan and his master is an abomination that defies logic?
Obviously that situation put everyone on alert ... except Broly who kept cooking, Goku who kept eating, Dr Brief who was with his animals ... even Ginger didn't know what the hell was going on
The situation became very confusing and tense in a few seconds
But become even more confused when Yam and Vegeta bowed to Gohan
"HEY!!!???" Everyone exclaimed when they saw this unprecedented behavior, especially Gohan who was starting to freak out.
"Gohan, please ...
Take this curse off me!
I will be good I swear ... but this is too much ...
I can't fight bad guys properly, I get others into trouble without realizing it when doing things like a good girl, I can't eat or drink some things I like...
And… And…" Yam pleaded with great pain and humiliation in front of everyone as he bowed his head to the person who had made him suffer the most in his life.
However, her pain was nothing compared to Vegeta's, despite not being directly affected by the curse "We can't even… do… you know… that…
Please…
I beg you!"
¡OH GOD!
What they had just heard and seen was extremely heartbreaking
Heartbreaking even for those who didn't feel much sympathy towards Vegeta and Yam like Yamcha, Ten Shinhan… enven Piccolo ...
Heartbreaking even for those who didn't reproduce s.e.x.u.a.lly, like Piccolo ...
So heartbreaking that everyone joined in the pleading
"Please Gohan!
No man deserves that!" Begged Muten Roshi, who felt great empathy for Vegeta and all the men who for reasons beyond their control couldn't f.u.c.k
"Please Gohan!
At this rate I will never be an aunt!" Begged Ginger, the sister of the victim for obvious reasons
"Gohan! What have you done to them?!" Shouted Chichi, who wasn't aware of his Kien ability and was beginning to misunderstand everything
And Broly didn't help clear up the misunderstanding "Gohan ...
You are a horrible person ...
How could you do something like that to them?
That is cruel even for me"
And obviously this situation was too much for Gohan, so he exploded "AHHHHHH!!!!
STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THIS SKILL!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO BE A MANIPULATOR!!!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BROLY-SENSEI!!! "
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes ... it is possible ...
Go Gohan, exorcise the KIEN from her body
Now it's time to eat some End Mammoth and then dessert.
I don't want to see sad faces at my barbecues" Broly said in a good mood as he continued cooking
And Gohan, who didn't want to continue feeling guilty, undid the curse on Yam, who cried with happiness as she verified that she had really been freed from the curse "C.O.C.K! P.U.S.S.Y! SHIT! MOTHERF.U.C.KER! BASTARD!
YES!!! I'M FREE!!!!"
Everything had gone well, they had laughed, in the case of Yam and Vegeta they even cried and Broly was about to serve meat even more appetizing than Regal Mammoth's.
One of the best moments the Z Warriors had spent together
Until…
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most trained detected something disturbing
"Can you also feel that Ki?" Ginger asked while fearing the worst ...
"WHAT?!
What the hell is that sinister Ki" Said Yamcha, who was almost shitting himself
"It's overwhelming and evil ... even I can feel it" Said Bulma, who despite having little practice in this could feel that something bad was about to happen
"It's awful! And it's approaching fast!" Said Gohan, who had never felt something like this before
"This is ... the Ki of Frieza!" Vegeta yelled as he recognized his former boss
"No… not just Friez's… there is someone else…
Someone monstrously strong too" Said the most veteran Ki detectors who had encountered Frieza before.
"And not only that ...
Frieza's Ki ...
It has become monstrously huge ...
No…
I'm not sure if I'll be able to beat him again…" Goku said, who covered in cold sweat expressed his worries
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worry and cold sweat that quickly spread to all those who attended the party
Except Broly, who kept talking and behaving as if nothing that had just happened had happened "Who wants ribs?
There are succulent"
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Outer space
Near planet Earth
"So, that's the Earth…
It's a a small planet
We could blow it away with one blast if we wanted son" Said King Cold, sitting on his throne
"If we did that I wouldn't be satisfied… and our hard training of a year would have been useless dad
I want to teach them a leasson now that I'm power up like this" Ciborg Frieza said as he looked at the earth from the main window of his spaceship
"That Super Saiyan guy and that abomination called Broly
I hope that guy is as strong and strange as you said
I hope it was worth it to have to move our entire army from all parts of the universe and train so hard for the first time in our life only to kill him cruelly" King Cold said once again in a bombastic way
"I don't know how strong he is ...
But he had extremely strange abilities ...
The stronger we are and the more subordinates with special abilities we have on our side, the easier it will be to show those monkeys ...
JUST WHO IS THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE REALLY IS !!
HO HO HO HO!" Frieza said while laughing evilly like every stereotyped megalomaniac villain
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In the meantime
Planet Earth
Near the rocky open field where the important fights always take place...
"This Ki ...
It's absurd ...
Did Goku really manage to defeat those monsters alone and without help?"
A mysterious young man with a sword on his back spoke to himself as he looked uneasily at the sky
Planet Earth Universe 7 August A year and a half had passed since the group returned from the planet Namek. And obviously in that period of time nothing important happened. Namek hadn't been destroyed, so the refugee Namekians didn't live in Bulma's house for a while so that every 130 days they could make wishes to resurrect the Z Warriors who hadn't fallen in combat. Goku wasn't lost in space or other alien planets, so he continued training and being unproductive but somewhat more productive than before... and obviously that caused Chichi to have hundreds of arguments with him, which Goku immediately forgot. Gohan by not having Broly constantly supervising him to train but his mother forcing him to study subjects of university level obviously he neglected his training as he used to do in every timeskip Ten Shinhan and Chaoz were still training as hermits somewhere Piccolo trained seriously at the same time that he also created his army of mini selves, trained them and assimilated them constantly with the aim of becoming stronger than Broly someday Vegeta and Yam followed the same routine consisting of training daily, although unlike Piccolo they didn't raise children to absorb them ... they tried to have a minimally respectable life and with profits arresting wanted criminals in exchange for good rewards, hunting difficult and dangerous treasures to find to maintain a good train of life. As for Roshi, Krillin and Ginger ... "KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" "KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Krillin and the young and muscular Muten Roshi to train shot Kamehames towards the waves as if they were Kojir Hyga of Captain Tsubasa without worrying about completely destroying the world, since Muten Roshi in Dragon ball with a power a little higher than 100 points was able to destroy the moon with one of these Or in this case the great tsunami that they had caused and that was about to engulf the island where their humble home was located. KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!!! But luckily on that island there was someone else capable of destroy that aquatic threat BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! And prudently after destroying that big wave Ginger, who launched the Kamehame diverted the rest of the attack into space so as not to create a second tsunami or something worse. "You're welcome Huahuahua! " Ginger said, asking to be praised for her feat. However, Krillin and Muten Rosi weren't in the mood for that. "DAMN! It's no use At my level I don't even hold a candle to Goku Broly was right I'll never catch him again" Krillin said, lamenting his lack of power and potential as he remembered how a few years ago at some point he was even stronger than Goku. "It's easy for you to say ... There was a time when I, the Great Muten Roshi-sama could be hailed as the greatest under the heavens for over a hundred years ... And in a matter of weeks the person I beat became thousands of times stronger than me... and in a year he has learned almost all my techniques ... But fortunately now she is my girlfriend now" Muten Roshi said very depressed about how he had been relegated to a secondary or tertiary role in the story. But happy to have become a secondary or tertiary character with a girl by his side "Don't complain so much, it's been a year and a half and I still haven't achieved anything It's true that now I'm better using Ki, I know how to detect it, I'm more efficient, I hit better, I've learned better techniques ... But I still unable to transform into Super Saiyan or increase my combat power in the least ... Plus WHO THE HELL IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?" Ginger yelled, very embarrassed and angry upon hearing that bold statement from Muten Roshi "AISH !! You ... obviously ... You told me yes a few months ago" Replied Muten Roshi, who didn't understand why Ginger was scandalized when she admitted it in his memory. "URUSAI! URUSAI !! Don't say those when there are more people ahead! BAKAAAAAAA !!! Besides, I just said that I would think about it when you were able to defeat me!" Ginger shouted flushed in her usual tsundere mode as she comically chased Muten Roshi, who fled in terror from the pursuit of his short, almost flat and violent girlfriend who couldn't be honest with herself. "But I already defeated you, it's recorded" Muten Roshi yelled as he fled in circles around the island "URUSAI! URUSAI!! BAKAAAAAA!!" Ginger replied in a cliche way And while Krillin watched that embarrassing and stereotypical scene, said something to try to stop that nonsense "Well I think it's about time we went to Bulma's house ... " "Oh it's true! Today is that thing that Broly calls Mammoth steack festival" Muten Roshi said as he was affectionately beaten by his new and possibly the only girlfriend he could ever had ... Although despite hitting him with affection he had bruises ... and some blood ... "OH! IT IS TRUE! I had almost forgotten! Today was that day" Ginger exclaimed as she stopped non-s.e.x.u.a.lly abusing her boyfriend Situation that is only funny and allowed on television when the aggressor is a woman and the victim is a man "Yes, it would be better to go a little earlier ... You know how obsessive he is with punctuality ... I think he goes crazier than usual when he organizes barbecues" Krillin added, still remembering how overwhelming annoying he had been at the last barbecue he organized last August ... Although everything was extremely delicious --- Bulma's house A few minutes later "LA BARBACOA!!! LA BARBACOA!!! COMO ME GUSTA LA BARBEQUIU!!!" Broly in apron and chef's hat sang through the aisles, with great happiness as he danced in a very embarrassing way with boxes of Regal Mammoth and End Mammoth meat in his arms And in this way, humming a catchy song from his past life, Broly entered the family laboratory, where the hundreds of Bulmas hadn't left for two days. "Give me a moment I am almost about to finish a project of more than two years ... The one that will be the most important invention of my life and the beginning for the next best one" Said the body of Bulma closest to Broly "You told me that 5 hours ago ... Come on ... you have 100 bodies You only need one to eat the wonderful grilled meat that the person who loves you the most will prepare" Broly said as he grabbed one of Bulma's body and carried it in one of his muscular arms in the same way he carried the meat with the other Obviously with their respective complaints "Wait! Leave me on the ground! Whenever you organize a barbecue, you do the same! OK Take me to the shower first" Little by little the guests began to arrive And they were obviously greeted by the cheerful and jovial Panchy, the MILF from Dragon Ball. "Oh hi Yamcha, Puar and Oolong, I haven't seen you around in a long time. How's everything?" "Fine ... I think I'm fine ..." Yamcha replied, who found it quite violent to see his ex-mother-in-law again, who was holding his arm in an excessively affectionate way But Yamcha and the little transform animals wasn't the only one to arrive early. "Hello. We arrived late?" Yam asked, who walked through the door followed by Vegeta, who followed her like an angry as an antisocial elementary school boy addicted to video games that was forced to follow his mother to do the shopping on a Saturday morning And they were also received ... "No, you are just in time, just now I was about to prepare the embers. You can have some snacks while I make the meat" Said Broly, who was so happy that he forgot to bully Vegeta "I hope it's at least as good as last time" Vegeta said trying to be nice, but with his usual attitude ... "Vegeta ... remember what we said" Yam repressed Vegeta "I know ... I try ..." Vegeta said crossing his arms, angrier than before And in this way little by little the others were arriving, like Ten Shinhan and Chaoz ... Piccolo, who just upon arrived stood up in a corner and said nothing ... as always ... And Ginger, Krillin, and Muten Rohis, who caused quite a stir upon their arrival for various reasons ... "AHHHH!!! Son-kun is always the last one! I'm sure he's been training and that's why he's late" Bulma said somewhat annoyed while looking at her wristwatch "That clown ..." Vegeta protested as always as he drank ... and above all ate some snacks ... And as if it had been announced ... Goku, Gohan dressed very formally, Chichi and King Onsen suddenly appeared in the middle of the garden teleporting !!!!!!!!! "Wow Papa where did you learn to do this?" Gohan asked very surprised to see that teleportation ability that his father had used for the first time And Goku answered quite surprised by that question "What? You don't remember? After the Anti-spiral crisis I was training at Yadrat for six months and Ah yes, it is true that was an illusion ... Don't listen to me son ... " "It's so embarrassing Despite being able to do this, we have been the last ones... " Cichi said somewhat embarrassed. Damn Kakarrot! Not only are you able to transform into Super Saiyan?! Do you also have strange techniques like that monster?! Vegeta thought, who felt more envy of Goku again, envy that hurt his pride a lot And before everyone started asking questions, complaining about lateness, or other highly unproductive comments "BOYS!!! EVERYONE AT THE TABLE !! In 2 minutes 43 seconds 03 tenths the first round of Regal Mammoth will be ready !!! If you want to talk about something, do it while you are sitting and eating !! " Shout Cheff Broly putting order in his second annual barbecue And remembering what happened the year before when someone ignored him ... they all quickly sat down and started talking, drinking and eating Regal Mammoth's meat was so beautiful and delicious that everyone, even Piccolo repeated more than six times while the Saiyans 36 and obviously the Saiyans by eating so much shone more than anyone due to the side effects of Regal Mammoth's meat. They became so bright that for a moment Vegeta cried with joy when he believed that he was transforming into a Super Saiyan! But it wasn't like that ... so when he got out of his depression and everyone stopped laughing at him ... they went back to talking about other issues. Muten Roshi announced to the world that he had finally managed to settle down ... this news obviously surprised everyone, who couldn't believe it was true, so they tried to believe that he had become senile again ... but seeing that Yam tried, albeit unsuccessfully due to the curse, to tear out his tongue and that Giinger was completely flushed while hitting him instead of her sister ... They all understood that this could be true ... and they didn't know whether to be happy, disgusted or scared ... Piccolo and Goku, who were the ones who were the most even in terms of power, spoke of training together, obviously leaving Vegeta aside, who was feeling self-conscious again ... just like Yam and Ginger but not to that extreme ... Ten Shinhan, Chaoz, Krillin, Roshi ... and Yamcha ... spoke with some depression about the null progress they had made in their martial arts over a year Ginger and Yam talked about their lives on Earth and their progress Chichi was complaining about her husband and praising Gohan while Bulma listened to her, but she wasn't paying much attention to her as she was thinking about her experiments ... and Gohan had no choice but to be by his mother's side enduring that embarrassing situation Broly continued in his small world full of meat with mother-in-law and father-in-law and the King Ox, who began to talk about old things while eating freshly cooked meat ... And at a certain moment ... something unexpected happened Yam and Vegeta with great determination, seriousness and even hostility approached Gohan... !!!!! What were they trying to do? Hadn't they become allies? Have they forgotten that this kid is strong, has a terrible ability, his father is the Super Saiyan and his master is an abomination that defies logic? Obviously that situation put everyone on alert ... except Broly who kept cooking, Goku who kept eating, Dr Brief who was with his animals ... even Ginger didn't know what the hell was going on The situation became very confusing and tense in a few seconds But become even more confused when Yam and Vegeta bowed to Gohan "HEY!!!???" Everyone exclaimed when they saw this unprecedented behavior, especially Gohan who was starting to freak out. "Gohan, please ... Take this curse off me! I will be good I swear ... but this is too much ... I can't fight bad guys properly, I get others into trouble without realizing it when doing things like a good girl, I can't eat or drink some things I like... And And" Yam pleaded with great pain and humiliation in front of everyone as he bowed his head to the person who had made him suffer the most in his life. However, her pain was nothing compared to Vegeta's, despite not being directly affected by the curse "We can't even do you know that Please I beg you!" OH GOD! What they had just heard and seen was extremely heartbreaking Heartbreaking even for those who didn't feel much sympathy towards Vegeta and Yam like Yamcha, Ten Shinhan enven Piccolo ... Heartbreaking even for those who didn't reproduce s.e.x.u.a.lly, like Piccolo ... So heartbreaking that everyone joined in the pleading "Please Gohan! No man deserves that!" Begged Muten Roshi, who felt great empathy for Vegeta and all the men who for reasons beyond their control couldn't f.u.c.k "Please Gohan! At this rate I will never be an aunt!" Begged Ginger, the sister of the victim for obvious reasons "Gohan! What have you done to them?!" Shouted Chichi, who wasn't aware of his Kien ability and was beginning to misunderstand everything And Broly didn't help clear up the misunderstanding "Gohan ... You are a horrible person ... How could you do something like that to them? That is cruel even for me" And obviously this situation was too much for Gohan, so he exploded "AHHHHHH!!!! STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THIS SKILL!!! I NEVER WANTED TO BE A MANIPULATOR!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BROLY-SENSEI!!! " "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes ... it is possible ... Go Gohan, exorcise the KIEN from her body Now it's time to eat some End Mammoth and then dessert. I don't want to see sad faces at my barbecues" Broly said in a good mood as he continued cooking And Gohan, who didn't want to continue feeling guilty, undid the curse on Yam, who cried with happiness as she verified that she had really been freed from the curse "C.O.C.K! P.U.S.S.Y! SHIT! MOTHERF.U.C.KER! BASTARD! YES!!! I'M FREE!!!!" Everything had gone well, they had laughed, in the case of Yam and Vegeta they even cried and Broly was about to serve meat even more appetizing than Regal Mammoth's. One of the best moments the Z Warriors had spent together Until !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The most trained detected something disturbing "Can you also feel that Ki?" Ginger asked while fearing the worst ... "WHAT?! What the hell is that sinister Ki" Said Yamcha, who was almost shitting himself "It's overwhelming and evil ... even I can feel it" Said Bulma, who despite having little practice in this could feel that something bad was about to happen "It's awful! And it's approaching fast!" Said Gohan, who had never felt something like this before "This is ... the Ki of Frieza!" Vegeta yelled as he recognized his former boss "No not just Friez's there is someone else Someone monstrously strong too" Said the most veteran Ki detectors who had encountered Frieza before. "And not only that ... Frieza's Ki ... It has become monstrously huge ... No I'm not sure if I'll be able to beat him again" Goku said, who covered in cold sweat expressed his worries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worry and cold sweat that quickly spread to all those who attended the party Except Broly, who kept talking and behaving as if nothing that had just happened had happened "Who wants ribs? There are succulent" --- Outer space Near planet Earth "So, that's the Earth It's a a small planet We could blow it away with one blast if we wanted son" Said King Cold, sitting on his throne "If we did that I wouldn't be satisfied and our hard training of a year would have been useless dad I want to teach them a leasson now that I'm power up like this" Ciborg Frieza said as he looked at the earth from the main window of his spaceship "That Super Saiyan guy and that abomination called Broly I hope that guy is as strong and strange as you said I hope it was worth it to have to move our entire army from all parts of the universe and train so hard for the first time in our life only to kill him cruelly" King Cold said once again in a bombastic way "I don't know how strong he is ... But he had extremely strange abilities ... The stronger we are and the more subordinates with special abilities we have on our side, the easier it will be to show those monkeys ... JUST WHO IS THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE REALLY IS !! HO HO HO HO!" Frieza said while laughing evilly like every stereotyped megalomaniac villain --- In the meantime Planet Earth Near the rocky open field where the important fights always take place... "This Ki ... It's absurd ... Did Goku really manage to defeat those monsters alone and without help?" A mysterious young man with a sword on his back spoke to himself as he looked uneasily at the sky
