Chapter 225: The Super Saiyan God?
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Age 777
A few months after the events involving Babidi and the useless Kaioshin ... the universe was at peace
Well, relatively at peace, since there are always bastards everywhere… but at the very least there was no crazy and ultra-powerful being that threatened to destroy the life of the universe as we know
Until one day...
BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!!
BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!!
BOOOOM!!!!
On some distant and strange planet a bomb alarm clock went off after 39 years
"Lord Beerus is time
Time to wake up" Said the charismatic and effeminate Whis to his ugly, purple and humanoid cat, who happened to be called Beerus and was a rather fearsome, despotic, powerful and negligent god of destruction
"Fine Whis…
I'm up…" Beerus replied, trying to keep glued to his bed (Toriyama, it should have been a litter box)
And after several hours in which Whis tried by all means to wake up the most sleepy god in the entire Dragon Ball multiverse… it was time for his bath in which our favourite nanny-angel-teacher cleaned of sweat, dust, acc.u.mulated scab ... and surely feces too ... to Beerus after his nap of almost four decades
Moreover, obviously they chatted meanwhile that was happening
"Lord Beerus why did you set your alarm clock for precisely this time?" Whis asked while performing his duties as Beerus's personal maid.
"For nothing in particular, to take care of certain matters…
I had a dream" Beerus said, while like all cats he did absolutely nothing
"What kind of dream?" Whis asked, even though he knew Beerus would tell him anyway.
"One prophetic Whis ...
One in which I faced an ultimate warrior who was capable of making things difficult for me even...
His name is… is...
Ah yeah!
Is Super Saiyan God" Beerus answered, explaining with some pride another of his premonitory dreams, which for the first time he expected to come true.
"Did you say Super Saiyan God?!" Whis yelled quite enthusiastically upon hearing that combination of words.
"Yes, that's right ...
Do you know him?" Beerus asked, not expecting his maid to react like this to his premonitory dream.
Did he had information about this?
For the first time, would Whis not hesitate or laugh at his premonitions?
"I think I know who can be
What's more, you know him too
In fact you fought him 39 years ago
He is one of the surviving Saiyans I told you about and who now reside on Earth" Whis replied, showing Beerus how ironic life is while forcing him to make use of his withered and dormant memory.
"39 years ago… against a Saiyan…
AH!
Whis, pack the breakfast, we're going to planet Earth" Beerus answered, who seemed to intuit the identity of that enigmatic Super Saiyan God.
---
Not much later
On planet earth, the 21st + 24th birthday (forty-five years old with the appearance of 21) of Bulma, the ric.h.e.s.t woman on earth, was celebrated.
And she obviously held a big party at her mansion where all her friends were invited ... even Vegeta ..
"Happy Birthday Bulma!" Everyone toasted in honour of Bulma, the birthday girl
"Thank you all for coming!" Bulma said, thanking everyone for their participation
"Bulma, if it's your birthday, how old are you?" Said Krillin, who always asked the most appropriate questions
"Twenty-one since maaaaaaaaaany years ago, and it will continue like this forever" Answered Bulma, very proud of eternal youth and current biological age.
"The prize of the bingo competition consists of a castle and a plane, right?" Asked C-18, a woman with great monetary vision since she's the only official DB no rich woman
"Yeah, if it's bothersome, you can have it in chash insetad," Bulma replied, demonstrating why she is ranked as the ric.h.e.s.t woman in the world according to Brolybes magazine for another year in a row.
An outdoor birthday party, where everyone chatted, ate, played, and had fun ... everyone except ...
"By the way where are they? ... you know ..." Bulma asked upon see that certain Saiyans weren't in the crowd.
And immediately everyone knew who he was talking about "Who?
Ah ...
You mean…"
"Don't worry, I am playing with the children in another dimension with another of my bodies
Once they get tired I will bring them here fully cleaned and washed so they don't miss your wonderful birthday party...
And the complete menu of Acacia, one of my friends, the one who kicked Goku's a.s.s at our wedding" Broly replied as he approached her wife to offer her an Gourmet alcoholic drink
"Thank you darling, you are the best
Muahhh!" Bulma said as she kissed Broly, showing how happy she was, because once again her husband was taking care of everything so that she could enjoy her anniversary.
"Do I still think those guys weren't his friends?" Krillin said, who was still suspicious and rightly that these guys came forced or almost forced to the wedding
"Honestly, I highly doubt that he has any friends other than us" Yam said, although she herself didn't really consider her his friend...
----
Meanwhile in the Form Realm ...
Broly was "playing" with the "Kids" ...
"Ahhhh… !!!
AHHHHHHHHH !!!!
He's too strong…" Goku shouted, who was full of injury and trying to catch his breath
"Ahhhh !!!
AHHHHHHH !!!!
This is… absurd…" Vegeta yelled, even more hurt than Goku as he struggled to stay on his feet.
Since they were facing the most powerful, annoying and humiliating thing they had ever faced in their lives.
"Hahaha ...
Let's go guys
How do you intend to beat me if you can't even fight my little tail?" Said Broly as he stroked his adored tail / stand, which manifested a hand and motioned for Goku and Vegeta to come again to take a beating
Since the party started they were fighting nonstop against Broly ... however they had been unable to touch a single hair of his head, since his tail prevented it
His tail was so powerful, fast, and unpredictable that it was impossible to break through his defense, not even withstand his overwhelming attacks.
How the hell could they beat Broly, who wasn't even paying attention to them while he was watching TV if they couldn't even beat his tail?
"Grrrr….
Vegeta, I think we have no choice but to use that technique that Broly taught the children at Christmas" Said Goku, who looked so desperate that he even thought of a strategy
"That technique?
Do you want me to do that stupid dance to fuse with you?
Don't even dream about it!" Vegeta yelled, outraged by that proposal that consisted of merging with a lower class warrior.
NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
HE WOULD DEFEAT BROLY ALONE… AT MOST WITH THE A.S.SISTANCE OF ONE OF HIS SUBJECTS
BUT NEVER!
NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!! NOT IN A BILLION YEARS WOULD I DO IT TOGETHER WITH HIM!
MUCH LESS FUSED WITH HIM!
"And remember that if you can't make any progress you'll have to go back to being my butlers for a month and I've been craving a shoulder and foot massage lately" Broly said as he indicated that his shoulders a were a bit numb and his feet were a bit sore ...
"...
...
Ok Kakaroto, but only this time…" Vegeta said, who quickly decided to lose some of his pride in the short term to save it in the longer term.
"No problem take your time to make a fool of yourself
There is no rush ... well, yes there is ... but it doesn't matter, in this place time is relative" Said Broly as he changed the channel, not caring what Vegeta and Goku were planning.
And after several pathetic failed fusion attempts with even more pathetic results that Broly took the opportunity to make fun of them ... but especially Vegeta ...
The definitive fusion was finally successful
"I Goyeta will be your opponent!
This time it will be different Broly" Shouted Gogeta, the most powerful fusion seen to date in this canonical franchise, the fusion that was able to defeat Broly in the film.
"Well…
Finally, something minimally interesting" Said Broly as he turned off the television to relive the battle that hadn't yet taken place and with which he hoped to have a very different result.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
And so began the combat prophesied by the film
Gogeta VS Broly
The battle between the most powerful Saiyans in history (Vegeto doesn't count, he is after all the same as Gogeta, but weaker and less decisive)
An apoteosic battle where both put their lives on the line, exchanging blows, powerful techniques, mystical and shocking abilities until one of them was knocked out.
Or that was what Gogeta wanted...
"AAHHHH!!!"
Instead he had to fight Broly's tail / stand while he was reading the Shonen Jump.
A tail that prevented him from advancing towards his arrogant opponent thanks to his powerful and rapid lashes, strangles, immobilizations and ...
"WTF!?"
A tail that changed weight, size, shape, state of matter, multiplied and completely changed its properties
PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!!
That wasn't a tail! It was a nightmare!
An invincible nightmare that humiliatingly destroyed its opponents, humiliating them in indescribable ways
"Damn you Broly! Fight fair!
AHHHH !!!!" Shouted Gogeta, who couldn't believe that tail wasn't running at peak performance before the merger.
"Don't worry, I wash it every day
Hahaaha ... Boruto is getting worse every day..." Broly replied, who still didn't take his eyes off the screen of his television and Shonen Jump, where he saw a very bad manga and anime
PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!!
And in this way the "combat" continued for a few minutes, until the fusion was undone, showing a Goku and Vegeta doubly humiliated
They had lost pathetically and also had to dance for it
And what is worse, they would have to work… as butlers again...
"CURSE! You cheated! " Yelled Vegeta half dead as he pointed with his accusing finger at Broly.
"What? When?
If I haven't even used the true ability of my tail "Asked Broly surprised, it was totally unnecessary to cheat to defeat them.
"Your own existence in a cheat!" Vegeta yelled with practically his last breath, hhe didn't even have the strength to be angry with Broly
"Come, come, don't cry, you have done well, you have saved yourself from doing forced labor" Answered Broly, who turned off Boruto due to how bad that show is and advanced towards the half dead Goku and Vegeta, which regained the shine in their eyes
"Eh? Really? But why? We haven't achieved anything" Said Goku, who didn't understand why they deserved that award ... although he was grateful ... they hadn't even managed to touch him
"No, you have made a lot of progress, look here" Broly said pointing to a specific part of his tail while he made Vegeta and Goku float nearby for them to see.
"The what?" They asked, still not understanding what he meant
"Look, you have managed to bend a hair of my tail by a millimetre while fighting
It is an incredible feat, that shows how much you have improved
Congratulations, today you will have a double sugar cube" Answered Broly as he pointed to a hair on his tail, which was totally unharmed, but a little more bent than the others.
"I don't know what is more humiliating ...
Losing as we have lost, having to be his servant for a month or being congratulated for something like this even after merging..." Vegeta said, totally defeated in all aspects ... if he had the strength to commit suicide he would surely think about such an option...
"Did you say double sugar cube?" Goku asked, who always tried to see the good side of everything
"Well, guys, collect your dignity, now it's time to eat"
Clash
And with that snap, Goku and Vegeta appeared in Bulma's garden, with all the wounds healed, showered and dressed in tuxedos, although they were the only ones dressed like this in that somewhat informal party.
And that made them feel even more embarrassed...
"Hahahaha
Papa, Vegeta, who has won?" Asked Gohan, who until now was chatting with Videl and the mothers of the group about a certain matter ... and the couldn't help but notice the faces of the newcomers to the party
"Uncle Gohan, do you really need to ask?
Hehehehe…" Said Bra, who was playing nearby with Vegeta jr, Gotenks and Zingiber
"Dad, the important thing is that you tried, don't be discouraged
You know, fall and get back up
You will get it another time" Said Vegeta jr, who tried to console his father as he always did in these situations, showing more maturity than his own father
"Yes…
Son… "Vegeta senior answered, trying not to show sadness or depression in front of his son
With the incorporation of Vegeta and Goku, the capacity for this great holiday was finally completed.
"Rest for now and don't fill your stomach completely, remember that I have a surprise for you" Said Broly as he left the crowd to go to his kitchen
"Yes!! We already know!!!" They all shouted with enthusiasm ... except Vegeta ...
"Although there will be more than one apparently ..." Said Broly, who deviated a bit from the kitchen
Since as many know ... sometimes there are unexpected last minute guests
"So you are the strange Saiyan boy back then.
You have grown a lot
Did you know?" Beerus said, who was waiting for Broly to come towards them ... stretched out in a hammock in the garden
"I know…
On the other hand, you are still exactly the same as 39 years ago
Mr Beerus and Mr Whis" Broly answered, approaching the couple that who decades ago marked the beginning of his journey off planet Vegeta.
And that now they were giving the starting gun to the SUUUUPERRR last saga of this novel
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Age 777
A few months after the events involving Babidi and the useless Kaioshin ... the universe was at peace
Well, relatively at peace, since there are always bastards everywhere… but at the very least there was no crazy and ultra-powerful being that threatened to destroy the life of the universe as we know
Until one day...
BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!!
BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!!
BOOOOM!!!!
On some distant and strange planet a bomb alarm clock went off after 39 years
"Lord Beerus is time
Time to wake up" Said the charismatic and effeminate Whis to his ugly, purple and humanoid cat, who happened to be called Beerus and was a rather fearsome, despotic, powerful and negligent god of destruction
"Fine Whis…
I'm up…" Beerus replied, trying to keep glued to his bed (Toriyama, it should have been a litter box)
And after several hours in which Whis tried by all means to wake up the most sleepy god in the entire Dragon Ball multiverse… it was time for his bath in which our favourite nanny-angel-teacher cleaned of sweat, dust, acc.u.mulated scab ... and surely feces too ... to Beerus after his nap of almost four decades
Moreover, obviously they chatted meanwhile that was happening
"Lord Beerus why did you set your alarm clock for precisely this time?" Whis asked while performing his duties as Beerus's personal maid.
"For nothing in particular, to take care of certain matters…
I had a dream" Beerus said, while like all cats he did absolutely nothing
"What kind of dream?" Whis asked, even though he knew Beerus would tell him anyway.
"One prophetic Whis ...
One in which I faced an ultimate warrior who was capable of making things difficult for me even...
His name is… is...
Ah yeah!
Is Super Saiyan God" Beerus answered, explaining with some pride another of his premonitory dreams, which for the first time he expected to come true.
"Did you say Super Saiyan God?!" Whis yelled quite enthusiastically upon hearing that combination of words.
"Yes, that's right ...
Do you know him?" Beerus asked, not expecting his maid to react like this to his premonitory dream.
Did he had information about this?
For the first time, would Whis not hesitate or laugh at his premonitions?
"I think I know who can be
What's more, you know him too
In fact you fought him 39 years ago
He is one of the surviving Saiyans I told you about and who now reside on Earth" Whis replied, showing Beerus how ironic life is while forcing him to make use of his withered and dormant memory.
"39 years ago… against a Saiyan…
AH!
Whis, pack the breakfast, we're going to planet Earth" Beerus answered, who seemed to intuit the identity of that enigmatic Super Saiyan God.
---
Not much later
On planet earth, the 21st + 24th birthday (forty-five years old with the appearance of 21) of Bulma, the ric.h.e.s.t woman on earth, was celebrated.
And she obviously held a big party at her mansion where all her friends were invited ... even Vegeta ..
"Happy Birthday Bulma!" Everyone toasted in honour of Bulma, the birthday girl
"Thank you all for coming!" Bulma said, thanking everyone for their participation
"Bulma, if it's your birthday, how old are you?" Said Krillin, who always asked the most appropriate questions
"Twenty-one since maaaaaaaaaany years ago, and it will continue like this forever" Answered Bulma, very proud of eternal youth and current biological age.
"The prize of the bingo competition consists of a castle and a plane, right?" Asked C-18, a woman with great monetary vision since she's the only official DB no rich woman
"Yeah, if it's bothersome, you can have it in chash insetad," Bulma replied, demonstrating why she is ranked as the ric.h.e.s.t woman in the world according to Brolybes magazine for another year in a row.
An outdoor birthday party, where everyone chatted, ate, played, and had fun ... everyone except ...
"By the way where are they? ... you know ..." Bulma asked upon see that certain Saiyans weren't in the crowd.
And immediately everyone knew who he was talking about "Who?
Ah ...
You mean…"
"Don't worry, I am playing with the children in another dimension with another of my bodies
Once they get tired I will bring them here fully cleaned and washed so they don't miss your wonderful birthday party...
And the complete menu of Acacia, one of my friends, the one who kicked Goku's a.s.s at our wedding" Broly replied as he approached her wife to offer her an Gourmet alcoholic drink
"Thank you darling, you are the best
Muahhh!" Bulma said as she kissed Broly, showing how happy she was, because once again her husband was taking care of everything so that she could enjoy her anniversary.
"Do I still think those guys weren't his friends?" Krillin said, who was still suspicious and rightly that these guys came forced or almost forced to the wedding
"Honestly, I highly doubt that he has any friends other than us" Yam said, although she herself didn't really consider her his friend...
----
Meanwhile in the Form Realm ...
Broly was "playing" with the "Kids" ...
"Ahhhh… !!!
AHHHHHHHHH !!!!
He's too strong…" Goku shouted, who was full of injury and trying to catch his breath
"Ahhhh !!!
AHHHHHHH !!!!
This is… absurd…" Vegeta yelled, even more hurt than Goku as he struggled to stay on his feet.
Since they were facing the most powerful, annoying and humiliating thing they had ever faced in their lives.
"Hahaha ...
Let's go guys
How do you intend to beat me if you can't even fight my little tail?" Said Broly as he stroked his adored tail / stand, which manifested a hand and motioned for Goku and Vegeta to come again to take a beating
Since the party started they were fighting nonstop against Broly ... however they had been unable to touch a single hair of his head, since his tail prevented it
His tail was so powerful, fast, and unpredictable that it was impossible to break through his defense, not even withstand his overwhelming attacks.
How the hell could they beat Broly, who wasn't even paying attention to them while he was watching TV if they couldn't even beat his tail?
"Grrrr….
Vegeta, I think we have no choice but to use that technique that Broly taught the children at Christmas" Said Goku, who looked so desperate that he even thought of a strategy
"That technique?
Do you want me to do that stupid dance to fuse with you?
Don't even dream about it!" Vegeta yelled, outraged by that proposal that consisted of merging with a lower class warrior.
NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
HE WOULD DEFEAT BROLY ALONE… AT MOST WITH THE A.S.SISTANCE OF ONE OF HIS SUBJECTS
BUT NEVER!
NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!! NOT IN A BILLION YEARS WOULD I DO IT TOGETHER WITH HIM!
MUCH LESS FUSED WITH HIM!
"And remember that if you can't make any progress you'll have to go back to being my butlers for a month and I've been craving a shoulder and foot massage lately" Broly said as he indicated that his shoulders a were a bit numb and his feet were a bit sore ...
"...
...
Ok Kakaroto, but only this time…" Vegeta said, who quickly decided to lose some of his pride in the short term to save it in the longer term.
"No problem take your time to make a fool of yourself
There is no rush ... well, yes there is ... but it doesn't matter, in this place time is relative" Said Broly as he changed the channel, not caring what Vegeta and Goku were planning.
And after several pathetic failed fusion attempts with even more pathetic results that Broly took the opportunity to make fun of them ... but especially Vegeta ...
The definitive fusion was finally successful
"I Goyeta will be your opponent!
This time it will be different Broly" Shouted Gogeta, the most powerful fusion seen to date in this canonical franchise, the fusion that was able to defeat Broly in the film.
"Well…
Finally, something minimally interesting" Said Broly as he turned off the television to relive the battle that hadn't yet taken place and with which he hoped to have a very different result.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
And so began the combat prophesied by the film
Gogeta VS Broly
The battle between the most powerful Saiyans in history (Vegeto doesn't count, he is after all the same as Gogeta, but weaker and less decisive)
An apoteosic battle where both put their lives on the line, exchanging blows, powerful techniques, mystical and shocking abilities until one of them was knocked out.
Or that was what Gogeta wanted...
"AAHHHH!!!"
Instead he had to fight Broly's tail / stand while he was reading the Shonen Jump.
A tail that prevented him from advancing towards his arrogant opponent thanks to his powerful and rapid lashes, strangles, immobilizations and ...
"WTF!?"
A tail that changed weight, size, shape, state of matter, multiplied and completely changed its properties
PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!!
That wasn't a tail! It was a nightmare!
An invincible nightmare that humiliatingly destroyed its opponents, humiliating them in indescribable ways
"Damn you Broly! Fight fair!
AHHHH !!!!" Shouted Gogeta, who couldn't believe that tail wasn't running at peak performance before the merger.
"Don't worry, I wash it every day
Hahaaha ... Boruto is getting worse every day..." Broly replied, who still didn't take his eyes off the screen of his television and Shonen Jump, where he saw a very bad manga and anime
PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!!
And in this way the "combat" continued for a few minutes, until the fusion was undone, showing a Goku and Vegeta doubly humiliated
They had lost pathetically and also had to dance for it
And what is worse, they would have to work… as butlers again...
"CURSE! You cheated! " Yelled Vegeta half dead as he pointed with his accusing finger at Broly.
"What? When?
If I haven't even used the true ability of my tail "Asked Broly surprised, it was totally unnecessary to cheat to defeat them.
"Your own existence in a cheat!" Vegeta yelled with practically his last breath, hhe didn't even have the strength to be angry with Broly
"Come, come, don't cry, you have done well, you have saved yourself from doing forced labor" Answered Broly, who turned off Boruto due to how bad that show is and advanced towards the half dead Goku and Vegeta, which regained the shine in their eyes
"Eh? Really? But why? We haven't achieved anything" Said Goku, who didn't understand why they deserved that award ... although he was grateful ... they hadn't even managed to touch him
"No, you have made a lot of progress, look here" Broly said pointing to a specific part of his tail while he made Vegeta and Goku float nearby for them to see.
"The what?" They asked, still not understanding what he meant
"Look, you have managed to bend a hair of my tail by a millimetre while fighting
It is an incredible feat, that shows how much you have improved
Congratulations, today you will have a double sugar cube" Answered Broly as he pointed to a hair on his tail, which was totally unharmed, but a little more bent than the others.
"I don't know what is more humiliating ...
Losing as we have lost, having to be his servant for a month or being congratulated for something like this even after merging..." Vegeta said, totally defeated in all aspects ... if he had the strength to commit suicide he would surely think about such an option...
"Did you say double sugar cube?" Goku asked, who always tried to see the good side of everything
"Well, guys, collect your dignity, now it's time to eat"
Clash
And with that snap, Goku and Vegeta appeared in Bulma's garden, with all the wounds healed, showered and dressed in tuxedos, although they were the only ones dressed like this in that somewhat informal party.
And that made them feel even more embarrassed...
"Hahahaha
Papa, Vegeta, who has won?" Asked Gohan, who until now was chatting with Videl and the mothers of the group about a certain matter ... and the couldn't help but notice the faces of the newcomers to the party
"Uncle Gohan, do you really need to ask?
Hehehehe…" Said Bra, who was playing nearby with Vegeta jr, Gotenks and Zingiber
"Dad, the important thing is that you tried, don't be discouraged
You know, fall and get back up
You will get it another time" Said Vegeta jr, who tried to console his father as he always did in these situations, showing more maturity than his own father
"Yes…
Son… "Vegeta senior answered, trying not to show sadness or depression in front of his son
With the incorporation of Vegeta and Goku, the capacity for this great holiday was finally completed.
"Rest for now and don't fill your stomach completely, remember that I have a surprise for you" Said Broly as he left the crowd to go to his kitchen
"Yes!! We already know!!!" They all shouted with enthusiasm ... except Vegeta ...
"Although there will be more than one apparently ..." Said Broly, who deviated a bit from the kitchen
Since as many know ... sometimes there are unexpected last minute guests
"So you are the strange Saiyan boy back then.
You have grown a lot
Did you know?" Beerus said, who was waiting for Broly to come towards them ... stretched out in a hammock in the garden
"I know…
On the other hand, you are still exactly the same as 39 years ago
Mr Beerus and Mr Whis" Broly answered, approaching the couple that who decades ago marked the beginning of his journey off planet Vegeta.
And that now they were giving the starting gun to the SUUUUPERRR last saga of this novel
Age 777 A few months after the events involving Babidi and the useless Kaioshin ... the universe was at peace Well, relatively at peace, since there are always bastards everywhere but at the very least there was no crazy and ultra-powerful being that threatened to destroy the life of the universe as we know Until one day... BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! BOOOOM!!!! On some distant and strange planet a bomb alarm clock went off after 39 years "Lord Beerus is time Time to wake up" Said the charismatic and effeminate Whis to his ugly, purple and humanoid cat, who happened to be called Beerus and was a rather fearsome, despotic, powerful and negligent god of destruction "Fine Whis I'm up" Beerus replied, trying to keep glued to his bed Toriyama, it should have been a litter box And after several hours in which Whis tried by all means to wake up the most sleepy god in the entire Dragon Ball multiverse it was time for his bath in which our favourite nanny-angel-teacher cleaned of sweat, dust, acc.u.mulated scab ... and surely feces too ... to Beerus after his nap of almost four decades Moreover, obviously they chatted meanwhile that was happening "Lord Beerus why did you set your alarm clock for precisely this time?" Whis asked while performing his duties as Beerus's personal maid. "For nothing in particular, to take care of certain matters I had a dream" Beerus said, while like all cats he did absolutely nothing "What kind of dream?" Whis asked, even though he knew Beerus would tell him anyway. "One prophetic Whis ... One in which I faced an ultimate warrior who was capable of making things difficult for me even... His name is is... Ah yeah! Is Super Saiyan God" Beerus answered, explaining with some pride another of his premonitory dreams, which for the first time he expected to come true. "Did you say Super Saiyan God?!" Whis yelled quite enthusiastically upon hearing that combination of words. "Yes, that's right ... Do you know him?" Beerus asked, not expecting his maid to react like this to his premonitory dream. Did he had information about this? For the first time, would Whis not hesitate or laugh at his premonitions? "I think I know who can be What's more, you know him too In fact you fought him 39 years ago He is one of the surviving Saiyans I told you about and who now reside on Earth" Whis replied, showing Beerus how ironic life is while forcing him to make use of his withered and dormant memory. "39 years ago against a Saiyan AH! Whis, pack the breakfast, we're going to planet Earth" Beerus answered, who seemed to intuit the identity of that enigmatic Super Saiyan God. --- Not much later On planet earth, the 21st + 24th birthday forty-five years old with the appearance of 21 of Bulma, the ric.h.e.s.t woman on earth, was celebrated. And she obviously held a big party at her mansion where all her friends were invited ... even Vegeta .. "Happy Birthday Bulma!" Everyone toasted in honour of Bulma, the birthday girl "Thank you all for coming!" Bulma said, thanking everyone for their participation "Bulma, if it's your birthday, how old are you?" Said Krillin, who always asked the most appropriate questions "Twenty-one since maaaaaaaaaany years ago, and it will continue like this forever" Answered Bulma, very proud of eternal youth and current biological age. "The prize of the bingo competition consists of a castle and a plane, right?" Asked C-18, a woman with great monetary vision since she's the only official DB no rich woman "Yeah, if it's bothersome, you can have it in chash insetad," Bulma replied, demonstrating why she is ranked as the ric.h.e.s.t woman in the world according to Brolybes magazine for another year in a row. An outdoor birthday party, where everyone chatted, ate, played, and had fun ... everyone except ... "By the way where are they? ... you know ..." Bulma asked upon see that certain Saiyans weren't in the crowd. And immediately everyone knew who he was talking about "Who? Ah ... You mean" "Don't worry, I am playing with the children in another dimension with another of my bodies Once they get tired I will bring them here fully cleaned and washed so they don't miss your wonderful birthday party... And the complete menu of Acacia, one of my friends, the one who kicked Goku's a.s.s at our wedding" Broly replied as he approached her wife to offer her an Gourmet alcoholic drink "Thank you darling, you are the best Muahhh!" Bulma said as she kissed Broly, showing how happy she was, because once again her husband was taking care of everything so that she could enjoy her anniversary. "Do I still think those guys weren't his friends?" Krillin said, who was still suspicious and rightly that these guys came forced or almost forced to the wedding "Honestly, I highly doubt that he has any friends other than us" Yam said, although she herself didn't really consider her his friend... ---- Meanwhile in the Form Realm ... Broly was "playing" with the "Kids" ... "Ahhhh !!! AHHHHHHHHH !!!! He's too strong" Goku shouted, who was full of injury and trying to catch his breath "Ahhhh !!! AHHHHHHH !!!! This is absurd" Vegeta yelled, even more hurt than Goku as he struggled to stay on his feet. Since they were facing the most powerful, annoying and humiliating thing they had ever faced in their lives. "Hahaha ... Let's go guys How do you intend to beat me if you can't even fight my little tail?" Said Broly as he stroked his adored tail / stand, which manifested a hand and motioned for Goku and Vegeta to come again to take a beating Since the party started they were fighting nonstop against Broly ... however they had been unable to touch a single hair of his head, since his tail prevented it His tail was so powerful, fast, and unpredictable that it was impossible to break through his defense, not even withstand his overwhelming attacks. How the hell could they beat Broly, who wasn't even paying attention to them while he was watching TV if they couldn't even beat his tail? "Grrrr. Vegeta, I think we have no choice but to use that technique that Broly taught the children at Christmas" Said Goku, who looked so desperate that he even thought of a strategy "That technique? Do you want me to do that stupid dance to fuse with you? Don't even dream about it!" Vegeta yelled, outraged by that proposal that consisted of merging with a lower class warrior. NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HE WOULD DEFEAT BROLY ALONE AT MOST WITH THE A.S.SISTANCE OF ONE OF HIS SUBJECTS BUT NEVER! NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!! NOT IN A BILLION YEARS WOULD I DO IT TOGETHER WITH HIM! MUCH LESS FUSED WITH HIM! "And remember that if you can't make any progress you'll have to go back to being my butlers for a month and I've been craving a shoulder and foot massage lately" Broly said as he indicated that his shoulders a were a bit numb and his feet were a bit sore ... "... ... Ok Kakaroto, but only this time" Vegeta said, who quickly decided to lose some of his pride in the short term to save it in the longer term. "No problem take your time to make a fool of yourself There is no rush ... well, yes there is ... but it doesn't matter, in this place time is relative" Said Broly as he changed the channel, not caring what Vegeta and Goku were planning. And after several pathetic failed fusion attempts with even more pathetic results that Broly took the opportunity to make fun of them ... but especially Vegeta ... The definitive fusion was finally successful "I Goyeta will be your opponent! This time it will be different Broly" Shouted Gogeta, the most powerful fusion seen to date in this canonical franchise, the fusion that was able to defeat Broly in the film. "Well Finally, something minimally interesting" Said Broly as he turned off the television to relive the battle that hadn't yet taken place and with which he hoped to have a very different result. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And so began the combat prophesied by the film Gogeta VS Broly The battle between the most powerful Saiyans in history Vegeto doesn't count, he is after all the same as Gogeta, but weaker and less decisive An apoteosic battle where both put their lives on the line, exchanging blows, powerful techniques, mystical and shocking abilities until one of them was knocked out. Or that was what Gogeta wanted... "AAHHHH!!!" Instead he had to fight Broly's tail / stand while he was reading the Shonen Jump. A tail that prevented him from advancing towards his arrogant opponent thanks to his powerful and rapid lashes, strangles, immobilizations and ... "WTF!?" A tail that changed weight, size, shape, state of matter, multiplied and completely changed its properties PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!! That wasn't a tail! It was a nightmare! An invincible nightmare that humiliatingly destroyed its opponents, humiliating them in indescribable ways "Damn you Broly! Fight fair! AHHHH !!!!" Shouted Gogeta, who couldn't believe that tail wasn't running at peak performance before the merger. "Don't worry, I wash it every day Hahaaha ... Boruto is getting worse every day..." Broly replied, who still didn't take his eyes off the screen of his television and Shonen Jump, where he saw a very bad manga and anime PLASH!!!! PLOSSHH!!! BOOOMMMM!!!! CRASHHHHHHH!!!! And in this way the "combat" continued for a few minutes, until the fusion was undone, showing a Goku and Vegeta doubly humiliated They had lost pathetically and also had to dance for it And what is worse, they would have to work as butlers again... "CURSE! You cheated! " Yelled Vegeta half dead as he pointed with his accusing finger at Broly. "What? When? If I haven't even used the true ability of my tail "Asked Broly surprised, it was totally unnecessary to cheat to defeat them. "Your own existence in a cheat!" Vegeta yelled with practically his last breath, hhe didn't even have the strength to be angry with Broly "Come, come, don't cry, you have done well, you have saved yourself from doing forced labor" Answered Broly, who turned off Boruto due to how bad that show is and advanced towards the half dead Goku and Vegeta, which regained the shine in their eyes "Eh? Really? But why? We haven't achieved anything" Said Goku, who didn't understand why they deserved that award ... although he was grateful ... they hadn't even managed to touch him "No, you have made a lot of progress, look here" Broly said pointing to a specific part of his tail while he made Vegeta and Goku float nearby for them to see. "The what?" They asked, still not understanding what he meant "Look, you have managed to bend a hair of my tail by a millimetre while fighting It is an incredible feat, that shows how much you have improved Congratulations, today you will have a double sugar cube" Answered Broly as he pointed to a hair on his tail, which was totally unharmed, but a little more bent than the others. "I don't know what is more humiliating ... Losing as we have lost, having to be his servant for a month or being congratulated for something like this even after merging..." Vegeta said, totally defeated in all aspects ... if he had the strength to commit suicide he would surely think about such an option... "Did you say double sugar cube?" Goku asked, who always tried to see the good side of everything "Well, guys, collect your dignity, now it's time to eat" Clash And with that snap, Goku and Vegeta appeared in Bulma's garden, with all the wounds healed, showered and dressed in tuxedos, although they were the only ones dressed like this in that somewhat informal party. And that made them feel even more embarrassed... "Hahahaha Papa, Vegeta, who has won?" Asked Gohan, who until now was chatting with Videl and the mothers of the group about a certain matter ... and the couldn't help but notice the faces of the newcomers to the party "Uncle Gohan, do you really need to ask? Hehehehe" Said Bra, who was playing nearby with Vegeta jr, Gotenks and Zingiber "Dad, the important thing is that you tried, don't be discouraged You know, fall and get back up You will get it another time" Said Vegeta jr, who tried to console his father as he always did in these situations, showing more maturity than his own father "Yes Son "Vegeta senior answered, trying not to show sadness or depression in front of his son With the incorporation of Vegeta and Goku, the capacity for this great holiday was finally completed. "Rest for now and don't fill your stomach completely, remember that I have a surprise for you" Said Broly as he left the crowd to go to his kitchen "Yes!! We already know!!!" They all shouted with enthusiasm ... except Vegeta ... "Although there will be more than one apparently ..." Said Broly, who deviated a bit from the kitchen Since as many know ... sometimes there are unexpected last minute guests "So you are the strange Saiyan boy back then. You have grown a lot Did you know?" Beerus said, who was waiting for Broly to come towards them ... stretched out in a hammock in the garden "I know On the other hand, you are still exactly the same as 39 years ago Mr Beerus and Mr Whis" Broly answered, approaching the couple that who decades ago marked the beginning of his journey off planet Vegeta. And that now they were giving the starting gun to the SUUUUPERRR last saga of this novel
