Chapter 255: How to destroy a Kai (Part 2)
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"If you really wanted to apply your twisted sense of justice effectively without killing any of your brothers you could have asked the Super Dragon Balls to automatically kill all humans in all universes and timelines at once
However, you didn't!
Ok ... now you will surely tell me that if you had done that the Kais would try to resurrect them… or that at least they would repopulate the universes with new mortals
However... you could also ask that all the gods share your ideals, this way you and all the other useless could have joined to kill all the humans together and you all would have made sure no other human was born again
These were your best ways to carry out your excuse of justice in a painless way and without killing your beloved superior race.
But you didn't...
And do you know why?" Broly asked as if he were a television lawyer approaching the box of the defendant whom he had asked to testify.
"..." However, Alabama Zamasu didn't know what to answer, both his brain and throat had been paralyzed upon hearing such questions
He couldn't even answered with another nonsense or insult as he had done until now… he didn't even know how to process this alien information
CLASP!
"Because that's the only thing you are...
A fuċkɨnġ disgusting sadistic megalomaniac..." Broly said with contempt and condescension as he slapped Alabama Zamasu on the cheek to get him out of the trance in which he was immersed
And after coming out of the trance, as he still didn't know what to answer, he resorted to doing the only thing he knew, screaming and taking offense."Grjjj !!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME !?
I HAVE…"
PLOOOMP! CRASH!!!
But once again his shitty speech was interrupted, this time by a punch to the mouth that completely destroyed all of his teeth.
"Tell me ... why did you steal the body of Goku, the mortal you thought was the strongest?
Aren't you a bit of a hypocrite considering his sense of justice?
What kind of explanation you have for that?" Asked Broly again, getting a little closer to Alabama Zamas in a very intimidating and authoritative way to condition him to respond
And Alabama Zamasu, who already had all teeth and the ability to speak, responded with a trembling voice as he tried to back away "It is obvious, to carry out my plan I neede..."
Clash! Slash!!!!
"UHHH UHHHH!!!" But once again Broly interrupted him. This time moving his jaw with telekinesis to force him to bite out his own tongue
"Let's see what's the story of the pedantic Zamasu...
Zamasu was a little Kai who was born in universe 10
Of all the Kais he was the strongest, the most determined and perhaps one of the most intelligent as well ... although obviously only by allusions...
And like all the other Kais who are in the academy, he dreamed of becoming a Kai with a high position and responsibility with which to be recognized by all.
He was dying to be a Kai of some rank, which are very scarce jobs since there are only 5 ... but there was no problem, you were the best, it was impossible that they didn't choose you as one of them ...
Compared to you the others were trash with no fighting ability or ambition ... which is true ...
And so it was, you were chosen as Kai of the North, you could finally carry out a lot of important tasks such as...
Sitting all day with the obligation to do nothing while watching humans do whatever they want" Said Broly materializing a book as he sat on the back of Alabama Zamasu and used him as if he were a chair to read it more comfortably
And to make this story more fun…
POOOOFFF!!!
Broly increased his weight several million times
"AGGHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Crushing Zamasu, thus causing minor damage, such as breaking his spine
"Zamasu finally understood reality, he had tried so hard for nothing
However, even though you hated your situation, the stupid Kai system and began to… hate the mortals… you still held on
You thought that maybe when by accumulating years of experience in the guild you could do something useful, something worthy of the position you have always dreamed of...
But no ... even though they made you the next Supreme Kai the rules were set in stone. Your only function, your only purpose, your only use is to be a spectator
That combat power, intelligence and ambition that you were so proud of had no use in your great and important work that any other weaker, stupid and conformist Kai could do
You should only be impassive on your planet drinking tea and looking at humans while the Hakaishin were "correcting" the imperfections of the universe..." Said Broly closing his book while with telekinesis… was forcing Alabama Zamasu to eat it, with front cover, back cover and bookmarks included
"AAFJUAFFAFHAOJLFDLFJA!" Tried to say something Alabama Zamasu… as he tried his best to get out from under Broly's hard and heavy ȧss
"That's why your resentment against humans began
You don't actually hate them ... you just envy them ... you envy those inferior beings who could do whatever they want ... while you, technically someone superior to them… could only and should look at them with envy
That's where your inferiority complex began, which your narcissistic self-defense mechanism misunderstood as a superiority complex ... and that false superiority complex turned into hatred and resentment towards what you envied... so much so that you made up excuses to kill them all like the sadistic son of a bitch that you are
And of course, that false superiority complex betrayed itself as soon as you found out about Goku, a mortal who was far more powerful than you, more powerful than you would ever be" Said Broly, who began to feel uncomfortable with his new chair… was tilted, raised and moved abruptly without pressing any buŧŧon
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" And that was because Zamasu, using all his energy and willpower, was trying to escape from that painful and degrading position.
That's why...
BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!!
PLASFFF!!!
"AAHGGGGGG!!!" Broly made his limbs expose so that his chair returned to the perfect position, at ground level, eating sand
"Until now the charade in your mind remained solid because you hadn't found or didn't know that there are humans superior to a Kai ...
Ok, maybe they could do whatever they wanted and you could just stare at them without doing anything ... something that was torture and a degradation for you...
Why should I do this? FUCK! I AM THE STRONGEST KAI!
I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO PLAY THIS SHITTY ROLE!
But it didn't matter ... you were still superior to them despite that ... everything was still fine ... being a Kai is the best ... and specifically being you, the most powerful Kai was the best of the best ...
They were weak and idiotic but free to do whatever they wanted and you were strong and intelligent but limited to your role
Something unacceptable but that you could still tolerate, after all you were still above them in everything
However, what happened when you discovered the first mortal who was stronger than you?
Exactly, you couldn't take it anymore! Therefore you envied his power and freedom and wanted to become him" Broly said as he got up from his uncomfortable and stinky chair, with which he wasn't satisfied at all
[Finally!] Thought Alabama Zamasu with joy, finally he could stop dying from suffocation and internal bleeding endlessly
But most important of all, he would stop feeling so humiliated after being relegated to furniture "OH NO!"
PLAAAFFFFFF!!!!
However, it was a false alarm, Broly had only gotten up to reposition his pants
"And from there...
Having everything you ever wanted you allied with the only being that a megalomaniac who thinks he's the best could ... yourself. With one who didn't possess Goku to keep what you had lost by your side ... you aren't a conformist person, really ...
Then the story is known to all, you started killing humans
I will insist ...
You could have made a wish to the Super Dragon Balls to do that for you, a death without pain and without having to stain your hands too much.
A ruthless, inconceivable, barbaric and cruel act, but that you could still justify from the perspective of your supposed justice by choosing the fastest, most effective, efficient, clean and painless way to achieve that peace you long for
But you didn't do that, you chose the most inefficient and cruel way possible, going to each planet and killing them with your own hands one after another with cruelty, laughing while you ended their lives
You just wanted to kill humans for fun, because you are just a disgusting sadist.
You wanted to submit to death what you once envied" Broly said as he heated his chair to several million degrees, it was a little cold at this time and he didn't want to catch a cold
FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"AAA!! AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Alabama Zamasu screamed in agony as he charred and melted at the same time.
"And I will insist ...
You could have used the Super Dragon Balls to convince the other Kais that your excuse of shitty justice was correct and thereby avoid killing them…
But you didn't ... you killed them all as soon as you could until not one was left
And do you know why?
Because you are a resentful person who couldn't forgive those who imposed the rules on you that you didn't like… you didn't even forgive those who followed them the rules, who simply sympathized with them, that didn't agree with your point of view or simply because they seemed to be suspected of not thinking like you
Because you are a megalomaniac who believed himself superior to all Kais and therefore also had to disappear like humans, other inferior beings
And obviously you killed them with your bȧrė hands because you are a sadist ... although you didn't kill the Hakaishin directly because you are a powerless coward...
I will repeat myself, you are a genocidal, envious and false scum whore whose only objective was to be at the top by himself... although in order not to be alone you ally yourself with yourself... and make up a poor excuse to justify how scum you are
You are just a pathetic being without any virtue
God?
You are no different from a lesser demon" Broly said while freezing his chair to absolute 0, it was too hot for his liking
Crack! Crackkk! Crackkkk!! Crack! CRAAACCKKKKKK!!!
CRASHHHH!!!!!
A chair that broke into small ice shards, just like the self-image that Zamasu had built lying to himself
It was an unanswerable truth…
Zamasu… he's just trash!
---
After that… in the usual timeline…
Everyone was still hooked on TV like never before
"Wow..." Everyone sighed after witnessing that shocking and atrocious spectacle
No one, none of those present, including Angels who had lived almost as long as the universe, gods of destruction who destroyed planets on a whim, ex genocidal psychopaths Saiyans, ex killer androids, ex corrupt martial artist, a hardcore perverd, Bulma, Bra and a normal cat…
None of those evil beings had ever seen someone destroy a person at so many levels
"I think that speech has hurt him more than anything he has done so far" Yamcha, who knew perfectly the feeling of someone exposing all his flaws one by one in the most cruel and ruthless way possible… after all he had lived countless couple breakups
"And that's considering he have done things I'll have nightmares for years..." Said Beerus without exaggerating in the least, what he had seen was horrible, it isn't ruled out that it could happen to him in the future ... and he sleeps for many years in one go.
---
Again in Trunks timeline
Alabama Zamasu, just like a disgusting ċȯċkroach with the Wolverine gene resurrected again
However, the sparkle in his eyes lit by his delusion of grandeur seemed to have disappeared
It was as if something in the immortal Alabama Zamasu had died forever.
He seemed to be in a vegetative state
"Anyway, enough talk for now"
Fortunately, Dr. Broly was there to give him all his moral support and help him overcome his depression.
"EI!
Stop daydreaming!
We have a few minutes left before your fusion is over.
And remember, we have a veeeeeeeeryyyyyyyy long list to complete" Said Broly grabbing Alabama Zamasu by the hair so they could talk at the same height, while looking at him with an extremely sinister expression
An expression so sinister that managed to get him out of the existential crisis in which he had sunk to welcome him to a much worse hell
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"If you really wanted to apply your twisted sense of justice effectively without killing any of your brothers you could have asked the Super Dragon Balls to automatically kill all humans in all universes and timelines at once
However, you didn't!
Ok ... now you will surely tell me that if you had done that the Kais would try to resurrect them… or that at least they would repopulate the universes with new mortals
However... you could also ask that all the gods share your ideals, this way you and all the other useless could have joined to kill all the humans together and you all would have made sure no other human was born again
These were your best ways to carry out your excuse of justice in a painless way and without killing your beloved superior race.
But you didn't...
And do you know why?" Broly asked as if he were a television lawyer approaching the box of the defendant whom he had asked to testify.
"..." However, Alabama Zamasu didn't know what to answer, both his brain and throat had been paralyzed upon hearing such questions
He couldn't even answered with another nonsense or insult as he had done until now… he didn't even know how to process this alien information
CLASP!
"Because that's the only thing you are...
A fuċkɨnġ disgusting sadistic megalomaniac..." Broly said with contempt and condescension as he slapped Alabama Zamasu on the cheek to get him out of the trance in which he was immersed
And after coming out of the trance, as he still didn't know what to answer, he resorted to doing the only thing he knew, screaming and taking offense."Grjjj !!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME !?
I HAVE…"
PLOOOMP! CRASH!!!
But once again his shitty speech was interrupted, this time by a punch to the mouth that completely destroyed all of his teeth.
"Tell me ... why did you steal the body of Goku, the mortal you thought was the strongest?
Aren't you a bit of a hypocrite considering his sense of justice?
What kind of explanation you have for that?" Asked Broly again, getting a little closer to Alabama Zamas in a very intimidating and authoritative way to condition him to respond
And Alabama Zamasu, who already had all teeth and the ability to speak, responded with a trembling voice as he tried to back away "It is obvious, to carry out my plan I neede..."
Clash! Slash!!!!
"UHHH UHHHH!!!" But once again Broly interrupted him. This time moving his jaw with telekinesis to force him to bite out his own tongue
"Let's see what's the story of the pedantic Zamasu...
Zamasu was a little Kai who was born in universe 10
Of all the Kais he was the strongest, the most determined and perhaps one of the most intelligent as well ... although obviously only by allusions...
And like all the other Kais who are in the academy, he dreamed of becoming a Kai with a high position and responsibility with which to be recognized by all.
He was dying to be a Kai of some rank, which are very scarce jobs since there are only 5 ... but there was no problem, you were the best, it was impossible that they didn't choose you as one of them ...
Compared to you the others were trash with no fighting ability or ambition ... which is true ...
And so it was, you were chosen as Kai of the North, you could finally carry out a lot of important tasks such as...
Sitting all day with the obligation to do nothing while watching humans do whatever they want" Said Broly materializing a book as he sat on the back of Alabama Zamasu and used him as if he were a chair to read it more comfortably
And to make this story more fun…
POOOOFFF!!!
Broly increased his weight several million times
"AGGHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Crushing Zamasu, thus causing minor damage, such as breaking his spine
"Zamasu finally understood reality, he had tried so hard for nothing
However, even though you hated your situation, the stupid Kai system and began to… hate the mortals… you still held on
You thought that maybe when by accumulating years of experience in the guild you could do something useful, something worthy of the position you have always dreamed of...
But no ... even though they made you the next Supreme Kai the rules were set in stone. Your only function, your only purpose, your only use is to be a spectator
That combat power, intelligence and ambition that you were so proud of had no use in your great and important work that any other weaker, stupid and conformist Kai could do
You should only be impassive on your planet drinking tea and looking at humans while the Hakaishin were "correcting" the imperfections of the universe..." Said Broly closing his book while with telekinesis… was forcing Alabama Zamasu to eat it, with front cover, back cover and bookmarks included
"AAFJUAFFAFHAOJLFDLFJA!" Tried to say something Alabama Zamasu… as he tried his best to get out from under Broly's hard and heavy ȧss
"That's why your resentment against humans began
You don't actually hate them ... you just envy them ... you envy those inferior beings who could do whatever they want ... while you, technically someone superior to them… could only and should look at them with envy
That's where your inferiority complex began, which your narcissistic self-defense mechanism misunderstood as a superiority complex ... and that false superiority complex turned into hatred and resentment towards what you envied... so much so that you made up excuses to kill them all like the sadistic son of a bitch that you are
And of course, that false superiority complex betrayed itself as soon as you found out about Goku, a mortal who was far more powerful than you, more powerful than you would ever be" Said Broly, who began to feel uncomfortable with his new chair… was tilted, raised and moved abruptly without pressing any buŧŧon
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" And that was because Zamasu, using all his energy and willpower, was trying to escape from that painful and degrading position.
That's why...
BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!!
PLASFFF!!!
"AAHGGGGGG!!!" Broly made his limbs expose so that his chair returned to the perfect position, at ground level, eating sand
"Until now the charade in your mind remained solid because you hadn't found or didn't know that there are humans superior to a Kai ...
Ok, maybe they could do whatever they wanted and you could just stare at them without doing anything ... something that was torture and a degradation for you...
Why should I do this? FUCK! I AM THE STRONGEST KAI!
I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO PLAY THIS SHITTY ROLE!
But it didn't matter ... you were still superior to them despite that ... everything was still fine ... being a Kai is the best ... and specifically being you, the most powerful Kai was the best of the best ...
They were weak and idiotic but free to do whatever they wanted and you were strong and intelligent but limited to your role
Something unacceptable but that you could still tolerate, after all you were still above them in everything
However, what happened when you discovered the first mortal who was stronger than you?
Exactly, you couldn't take it anymore! Therefore you envied his power and freedom and wanted to become him" Broly said as he got up from his uncomfortable and stinky chair, with which he wasn't satisfied at all
[Finally!] Thought Alabama Zamasu with joy, finally he could stop dying from suffocation and internal bleeding endlessly
But most important of all, he would stop feeling so humiliated after being relegated to furniture "OH NO!"
PLAAAFFFFFF!!!!
However, it was a false alarm, Broly had only gotten up to reposition his pants
"And from there...
Having everything you ever wanted you allied with the only being that a megalomaniac who thinks he's the best could ... yourself. With one who didn't possess Goku to keep what you had lost by your side ... you aren't a conformist person, really ...
Then the story is known to all, you started killing humans
I will insist ...
You could have made a wish to the Super Dragon Balls to do that for you, a death without pain and without having to stain your hands too much.
A ruthless, inconceivable, barbaric and cruel act, but that you could still justify from the perspective of your supposed justice by choosing the fastest, most effective, efficient, clean and painless way to achieve that peace you long for
But you didn't do that, you chose the most inefficient and cruel way possible, going to each planet and killing them with your own hands one after another with cruelty, laughing while you ended their lives
You just wanted to kill humans for fun, because you are just a disgusting sadist.
You wanted to submit to death what you once envied" Broly said as he heated his chair to several million degrees, it was a little cold at this time and he didn't want to catch a cold
FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"AAA!! AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Alabama Zamasu screamed in agony as he charred and melted at the same time.
"And I will insist ...
You could have used the Super Dragon Balls to convince the other Kais that your excuse of shitty justice was correct and thereby avoid killing them…
But you didn't ... you killed them all as soon as you could until not one was left
And do you know why?
Because you are a resentful person who couldn't forgive those who imposed the rules on you that you didn't like… you didn't even forgive those who followed them the rules, who simply sympathized with them, that didn't agree with your point of view or simply because they seemed to be suspected of not thinking like you
Because you are a megalomaniac who believed himself superior to all Kais and therefore also had to disappear like humans, other inferior beings
And obviously you killed them with your bȧrė hands because you are a sadist ... although you didn't kill the Hakaishin directly because you are a powerless coward...
I will repeat myself, you are a genocidal, envious and false scum whore whose only objective was to be at the top by himself... although in order not to be alone you ally yourself with yourself... and make up a poor excuse to justify how scum you are
You are just a pathetic being without any virtue
God?
You are no different from a lesser demon" Broly said while freezing his chair to absolute 0, it was too hot for his liking
Crack! Crackkk! Crackkkk!! Crack! CRAAACCKKKKKK!!!
CRASHHHH!!!!!
A chair that broke into small ice shards, just like the self-image that Zamasu had built lying to himself
It was an unanswerable truth…
Zamasu… he's just trash!
---
After that… in the usual timeline…
Everyone was still hooked on TV like never before
"Wow..." Everyone sighed after witnessing that shocking and atrocious spectacle
No one, none of those present, including Angels who had lived almost as long as the universe, gods of destruction who destroyed planets on a whim, ex genocidal psychopaths Saiyans, ex killer androids, ex corrupt martial artist, a hardcore perverd, Bulma, Bra and a normal cat…
None of those evil beings had ever seen someone destroy a person at so many levels
"I think that speech has hurt him more than anything he has done so far" Yamcha, who knew perfectly the feeling of someone exposing all his flaws one by one in the most cruel and ruthless way possible… after all he had lived countless couple breakups
"And that's considering he have done things I'll have nightmares for years..." Said Beerus without exaggerating in the least, what he had seen was horrible, it isn't ruled out that it could happen to him in the future ... and he sleeps for many years in one go.
---
Again in Trunks timeline
Alabama Zamasu, just like a disgusting ċȯċkroach with the Wolverine gene resurrected again
However, the sparkle in his eyes lit by his delusion of grandeur seemed to have disappeared
It was as if something in the immortal Alabama Zamasu had died forever.
He seemed to be in a vegetative state
"Anyway, enough talk for now"
Fortunately, Dr. Broly was there to give him all his moral support and help him overcome his depression.
"EI!
Stop daydreaming!
We have a few minutes left before your fusion is over.
And remember, we have a veeeeeeeeryyyyyyyy long list to complete" Said Broly grabbing Alabama Zamasu by the hair so they could talk at the same height, while looking at him with an extremely sinister expression
An expression so sinister that managed to get him out of the existential crisis in which he had sunk to welcome him to a much worse hell
"If you really wanted to apply your twisted sense of justice effectively without killing any of your brothers you could have asked the Super Dragon Balls to automatically kill all humans in all universes and timelines at once However, you didn't! Ok ... now you will surely tell me that if you had done that the Kais would try to resurrect them or that at least they would repopulate the universes with new mortals However... you could also ask that all the gods share your ideals, this way you and all the other useless could have joined to kill all the humans together and you all would have made sure no other human was born again These were your best ways to carry out your excuse of justice in a painless way and without killing your beloved superior race. But you didn't... And do you know why?" Broly asked as if he were a television lawyer approaching the box of the defendant whom he had asked to testify. "..." However, Alabama Zamasu didn't know what to answer, both his brain and throat had been paralyzed upon hearing such questions He couldn't even answered with another nonsense or insult as he had done until now he didn't even know how to process this alien information CLASP! "Because that's the only thing you are... A fukn disgusting sadistic megalomaniac..." Broly said with contempt and condescension as he slapped Alabama Zamasu on the cheek to get him out of the trance in which he was immersed And after coming out of the trance, as he still didn't know what to answer, he resorted to doing the only thing he knew, screaming and taking offense."Grjjj !! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME !? I HAVE" PLOOOMP! CRASH!!! But once again his shitty speech was interrupted, this time by a punch to the mouth that completely destroyed all of his teeth. "Tell me ... why did you steal the body of Goku, the mortal you thought was the strongest? Aren't you a bit of a hypocrite considering his sense of justice? What kind of explanation you have for that?" Asked Broly again, getting a little closer to Alabama Zamas in a very intimidating and authoritative way to condition him to respond And Alabama Zamasu, who already had all teeth and the ability to speak, responded with a trembling voice as he tried to back away "It is obvious, to carry out my plan I neede..." Clash! Slash!!!! "UHHH UHHHH!!!" But once again Broly interrupted him. This time moving his jaw with telekinesis to force him to bite out his own tongue "Let's see what's the story of the pedantic Zamasu... Zamasu was a little Kai who was born in universe 10 Of all the Kais he was the strongest, the most determined and perhaps one of the most intelligent as well ... although obviously only by allusions... And like all the other Kais who are in the academy, he dreamed of becoming a Kai with a high position and responsibility with which to be recognized by all. He was dying to be a Kai of some rank, which are very scarce jobs since there are only 5 ... but there was no problem, you were the best, it was impossible that they didn't choose you as one of them ... Compared to you the others were trash with no fighting ability or ambition ... which is true ... And so it was, you were chosen as Kai of the North, you could finally carry out a lot of important tasks such as... Sitting all day with the obligation to do nothing while watching humans do whatever they want" Said Broly materializing a book as he sat on the back of Alabama Zamasu and used him as if he were a chair to read it more comfortably And to make this story more fun POOOOFFF!!! Broly increased his weight several million times "AGGHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Crushing Zamasu, thus causing minor damage, such as breaking his spine "Zamasu finally understood reality, he had tried so hard for nothing However, even though you hated your situation, the stupid Kai system and began to hate the mortals you still held on You thought that maybe when by accumulating years of experience in the guild you could do something useful, something worthy of the position you have always dreamed of... But no ... even though they made you the next Supreme Kai the rules were set in stone. Your only function, your only purpose, your only use is to be a spectator That combat power, intelligence and ambition that you were so proud of had no use in your great and important work that any other weaker, stupid and conformist Kai could do You should only be impassive on your planet drinking tea and looking at humans while the Hakaishin were "correcting" the imperfections of the universe..." Said Broly closing his book while with telekinesis was forcing Alabama Zamasu to eat it, with front cover, back cover and bookmarks included "AAFJUAFFAFHAOJLFDLFJA!" Tried to say something Alabama Zamasu as he tried his best to get out from under Broly's hard and heavy ss "That's why your resentment against humans began You don't actually hate them ... you just envy them ... you envy those inferior beings who could do whatever they want ... while you, technically someone superior to them could only and should look at them with envy That's where your inferiority complex began, which your narcissistic self-defense mechanism misunderstood as a superiority complex ... and that false superiority complex turned into hatred and resentment towards what you envied... so much so that you made up excuses to kill them all like the sadistic son of a bitch that you are And of course, that false superiority complex betrayed itself as soon as you found out about Goku, a mortal who was far more powerful than you, more powerful than you would ever be" Said Broly, who began to feel uncomfortable with his new chair was tilted, raised and moved abruptly without pressing any buon "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" And that was because Zamasu, using all his energy and willpower, was trying to escape from that painful and degrading position. That's why... BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!! BOOOM!! PLASFFF!!! "AAHGGGGGG!!!" Broly made his limbs expose so that his chair returned to the perfect position, at ground level, eating sand "Until now the charade in your mind remained solid because you hadn't found or didn't know that there are humans superior to a Kai ... Ok, maybe they could do whatever they wanted and you could just stare at them without doing anything ... something that was torture and a degradation for you... Why should I do this? FUCK! I AM THE STRONGEST KAI! I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO PLAY THIS SHITTY ROLE! But it didn't matter ... you were still superior to them despite that ... everything was still fine ... being a Kai is the best ... and specifically being you, the most powerful Kai was the best of the best ... They were weak and idiotic but free to do whatever they wanted and you were strong and intelligent but limited to your role Something unacceptable but that you could still tolerate, after all you were still above them in everything However, what happened when you discovered the first mortal who was stronger than you? Exactly, you couldn't take it anymore! Therefore you envied his power and freedom and wanted to become him" Broly said as he got up from his uncomfortable and stinky chair, with which he wasn't satisfied at all Finally! Thought Alabama Zamasu with joy, finally he could stop dying from suffocation and internal bleeding endlessly But most important of all, he would stop feeling so humiliated after being relegated to furniture "OH NO!" PLAAAFFFFFF!!!! However, it was a false alarm, Broly had only gotten up to reposition his pants "And from there... Having everything you ever wanted you allied with the only being that a megalomaniac who thinks he's the best could ... yourself. With one who didn't possess Goku to keep what you had lost by your side ... you aren't a conformist person, really ... Then the story is known to all, you started killing humans I will insist ... You could have made a wish to the Super Dragon Balls to do that for you, a death without pain and without having to stain your hands too much. A ruthless, inconceivable, barbaric and cruel act, but that you could still justify from the perspective of your supposed justice by choosing the fastest, most effective, efficient, clean and painless way to achieve that peace you long for But you didn't do that, you chose the most inefficient and cruel way possible, going to each planet and killing them with your own hands one after another with cruelty, laughing while you ended their lives You just wanted to kill humans for fun, because you are just a disgusting sadist. You wanted to submit to death what you once envied" Broly said as he heated his chair to several million degrees, it was a little cold at this time and he didn't want to catch a cold FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! "AAA!! AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Alabama Zamasu screamed in agony as he charred and melted at the same time. "And I will insist ... You could have used the Super Dragon Balls to convince the other Kais that your excuse of shitty justice was correct and thereby avoid killing them But you didn't ... you killed them all as soon as you could until not one was left And do you know why? Because you are a resentful person who couldn't forgive those who imposed the rules on you that you didn't like you didn't even forgive those who followed them the rules, who simply sympathized with them, that didn't agree with your point of view or simply because they seemed to be suspected of not thinking like you Because you are a megalomaniac who believed himself superior to all Kais and therefore also had to disappear like humans, other inferior beings And obviously you killed them with your br hands because you are a sadist ... although you didn't kill the Hakaishin directly because you are a powerless coward... I will repeat myself, you are a genocidal, envious and false scum whore whose only objective was to be at the top by himself... although in order not to be alone you ally yourself with yourself... and make up a poor excuse to justify how scum you are You are just a pathetic being without any virtue God? You are no different from a lesser demon" Broly said while freezing his chair to absolute 0, it was too hot for his liking Crack! Crackkk! Crackkkk!! Crack! CRAAACCKKKKKK!!! CRASHHHH!!!!! A chair that broke into small ice shards, just like the self-image that Zamasu had built lying to himself It was an unanswerable truth Zamasu he's just trash! --- After that in the usual timeline Everyone was still hooked on TV like never before "Wow..." Everyone sighed after witnessing that shocking and atrocious spectacle No one, none of those present, including Angels who had lived almost as long as the universe, gods of destruction who destroyed planets on a whim, ex genocidal psychopaths Saiyans, ex killer androids, ex corrupt martial artist, a hardcore perverd, Bulma, Bra and a normal cat None of those evil beings had ever seen someone destroy a person at so many levels "I think that speech has hurt him more than anything he has done so far" Yamcha, who knew perfectly the feeling of someone exposing all his flaws one by one in the most cruel and ruthless way possible after all he had lived countless couple breakups "And that's considering he have done things I'll have nightmares for years..." Said Beerus without exaggerating in the least, what he had seen was horrible, it isn't ruled out that it could happen to him in the future ... and he sleeps for many years in one go. --- Again in Trunks timeline Alabama Zamasu, just like a disgusting kroach with the Wolverine gene resurrected again However, the sparkle in his eyes lit by his delusion of grandeur seemed to have disappeared It was as if something in the immortal Alabama Zamasu had died forever. He seemed to be in a vegetative state "Anyway, enough talk for now" Fortunately, Dr. Broly was there to give him all his moral support and help him overcome his depression. "EI! Stop daydreaming! We have a few minutes left before your fusion is over. And remember, we have a veeeeeeeeryyyyyyyy long list to complete" Said Broly grabbing Alabama Zamasu by the hair so they could talk at the same height, while looking at him with an extremely sinister expression An expression so sinister that managed to get him out of the existential crisis in which he had sunk to welcome him to a much worse hell
