Chapter 96: Abnormal (Part 2)
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"Here is another interesting turn of events ...
Just when a mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere bringing chaos and despair ... another even more mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere ...
This is something that doesn't happen in many manga's ... in fact I don't remember any chapter like this ...
What will he do? Will he solve the situation? Will he bring more chaos? Will he be an ally? Or a new enemy?
Why do he have that loli on his shoulder if her body is supposedly stamped against the wall?
What do he do to keep a fur and hair so clean, smooth and shiny?
We will see all this in the next episode of Medaka Box… in participation with Dragon Ball" Said Broly taking action in this world for first time… breaking the 4th wall in an excessively obvious way
SHOKED EYES! X6
"What the HELL !?" Shouted the extremely confused Zenkichi still suspended in the air without being able to move
[What kind of skill is it? Who are these two monsters? What the hell is happening with Shiranui?]
"This ... Najimi ... this strange being is also an acquaintance of yours?" Medaka asked to Najimi, who was still trying to assimilate this disconcerting situation, pointing at Broly and looking at Najimi waiting for an answer.
"I'm afraid I don't know this one at all Medaka, but ...
Something tells me that he knows everything about us…" Najimi said with cold sweat all over her beautiful body while she watched with one eye the Jagan of Broly, who seemed to be looking through her clothes, skin and soul without leaving a place without hiding… and with the other one to Iihiko, her greatest enemy and threat in this world.
"Interesting ... and Fresh!" Iihiko shouted observing Shiranui's body that he had already hit and the Shiranui that was on Broly's shoulder ...
Broly, a being he was trying to understand and upon doing that he felt a fresh sensation in his body… a feeling that he had never felt before.
"This is…" Kumagawa said showing an exaggerated expressiveness on his usually plain face, something that almost never happened… a chaotic and disconcerting expression in which surprise, emotion, disbelief and fear came together as he stared without blinking at Broly, remembering what he recently said and with those words in mind he used each neuron in his brain to order and clarify his thoughts and conclusions.
[This should be impossible… right?] Kumagawa wondered to himself ... it was as if he had seen him before, but ... it seemed impossible that can be true.
"What happen? Are you so shocked to see that a mysterious, attractive, eccentric and strong-looking character appears out of nowhere and that without any previous introduction in history steals the screen?
I don't understand why you are surprised, it is what always happens in this manga ... you should be used to it, you have almost 163 chapters of Medaka Box with this kind of narrative resource ...
Oops I'm sorry you were still suspended in the air" Said Broly apologizing to Zenkichi, who was being a victim of his spacial freazing, which can freeze something in space…
"Manga? Chapters? Medaka Box?" Kumagawa and Najimi repeated in unison with alarmism, dismayed eyes and cold sweat all over their bodies… while the other did not pay attention to those words as if it only were an eccentricity… one more of the many crazy eccentrics that had been found so far until now.
Plofff!
When he cancelled the spacial freazing, Zenkichi fell to the ground and the first thing he thought was ...
"Shiranui! What happened to you a few seconds ago? Why are you on that giant's shoulder?
But first of all, are you alright?" Zenkichi asked hurriedly due to the concern for his friend
"I don't know what happened ...
I was talking so quietly with you and before I knew I was hooked on the shoulder of this mastodon as if I were a koala ...
And I can't disengage from him…" Shiranui said very confused as she tried to detach herself from Broly's muscular and hairy shoulder
"Allow me to clear your doubt ..." Said Broly transporting the 'wounded' body of the other 'Shiranui' that was near the wall to his hand with telekinesis "You will see, from the beginning I knew that Shiranui was going to be attacked, so before coming here with the courtesy of Urahara-chan he created an exact Gigai of Shiranui and at the time he was going to be beaten I exchanged the real one for the fake one with an improved version of the Kawarimi no Jutsu that I learned in Konoha
Honestly, I don't know why they stopped using that jutsu in Naruto in the last parts ... it's extremely useful and easy" Broly said, thinking about the inconsistencies that Naruto's story presented while Kumagawa's facial expression distorted even more.
"This ... and why have you hooked her on your shoulder?" Medaka asked, who diverted her attention from the details Broly said to focus on what she cared about.
Then Broly with a slight mischievous smile replied "Well ... after reading and traveling to differents manga / anime dimensions I realized that ..."
But…
"GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE !!
I don't care about that details, but due to that previous explanation and the fact that I didn't realize everything you've done under my nose has made realize that unlike Najimi's toys you are ...
FRESHHHH!!!" Iihiko shouted, pouncing at Broly brandishing his Obi-san weapon with the clear intention of killing him.
Until now he had kept a low profile because he was trying to study Broly, one of the few beings that he found so far that could be called human from his point of view… and not insects…
Therefore, once he understood what Broly had done and how to prevent him from hitting whoever he wanted to hit… thought that there was no need to continue that meaningless conversation.
First he had to kill or seriously hurt Broly and then solve the problem with Medaka and the others ... and of course have a "fresh" reunion with an old acquaintance
But…
PLOMMM!
Broly moved half of his tail-stand to stop Iihiko's blunt human-weapon attack, as if he had hit a very strong mattress ... barely creating an appreciable impact
"EHHHHHHHH?!" Iihiko and Najimi exclaimed highly baffled by that surreal defensive maneuver
But what surprised them most was the next ... since a strange sphere of energy appeared at the tip of the tail, pointing at Iihiko
PIUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!
And from that energy ball emerged a large and powerful energy beam which created a great road of destruction in which Iihiko flew away, moving away from the main stage to the limits of the village.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all overreacted upon see that absurd attack taken from a 90th anime
"WHATTT!!!" Najimi shouted as if she had witnessed the most unusual, frightening and hopeful scene he had ever witnessed in her life
[This weirdo ... just parried and knocked him as if he were a fly?!!!]
"Do not interrupt me while I speak Mr. "illogically powerful last minute final boss" that the autor's invented to finish a story whose scale of power and madness got out of their hands… although there is no argumentative justification for your existence or importance" Broly shouted at the hole in the wall with indignation.
"Monster ..." Najimi whispered to herself, simply expressing what was going through her mind.
Najimi despite her more than 12,858,051,967,633,865 abilities of which many of them makes her an almost omnipotent being ... lost overwhelmingly more than 100 million times against him, only being able to escape and try to avoid for years
"As I said… after reading and traveling to different manga / anime dimensions, I realized that many badass men like me carry a loli with them, such as Kempachi, post Golden Age Guts, Acceleretor, Adam Blade, Araragi, Seishomaru… the elite among the elite ... and wanted to see what it felt like ...
Spoiler ... not bad as a decoration or comic element but the FBI will not think the same" Said Broly, removing the epicity of the moment with that comment that was out of place
"WTF?" They all asked ... except a certain person ... it was being very difficult for them to understand this strange subject ...
For everyone except Kumagawa "I agree with your exquisite taste, although I personally prefer girls with open chest hoodies
However ... that attack ... that appearance ... that tail ... is not exactly the same as I know, but...
Are you really?" Kumagawa said, being about to show how far his deductions had gone, revealing something incredibly crazy and shocking in equal parts.
However, Broly answered the future question of Kumagawa thanks to his new ability to see the near future that Yhwach gave him...
"Exactly my dear, screwed up of the head, but more or less reformed friend that casually you are a great reader of the Weekly Shōnen Jump of this world, which is the same as the one that was written in mine… except for the manga of Medaka!
I am a Saiyan ... but not just any Saiyan ... I am the f.u.c.k.i.n.g Legendary Super Saiyan ... but not only that I am also the Super Saiyan God ... and that is not the end of that, I'm also a true Saiyan ... and in case it is still not shocking for you I AM A F.U.C.K OMNIVERSAL CONQUEROR!
Broly the magnificent! Nice to meet you" Broly said creating a great presentation with special effects that would make Toni Stark's events seem like a school theater in comparison.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BROLY? !!!!" Kumagawa shouted believing he was about to faint from shock and emotion even though he wasn't sure if that was his identity ... his appearance wasn't exactly the same as in the movies of the 90, especially by the third eye, that reminded him more of Tenshinhan or Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"Broly? Wasn't that wicked ultra-muscled green-haired psycho from Dragon Ball Z movies?
Except for the muscles and the absurd strength, they don't look alike at all" Zenkichi asqued, because since he is teenager Japanese man he had a certain popular culture of his countri ... but he didn't buy that explanation yet ... there were too many differences… and everybody would find that impossible… that was too absurd.
"Please do something, I can't get off his shoulder" Shiranui said pleading, as if this conversation did not matter, her priorities were other
"Okay..
This is an absurdly strong madman who is believed to be a character of the Weekly Shōnen Jump ...
An absurdly strong madman who thinks he is a character of the Weekly Shōnen Jump and has abilities to resemble a Dragon ball character or that he can replicate similar powers ...
Or… " Medaka said, trying to find a logical explanation ... well more or less logical for everything around Broly ...
In her opinion was totally impossible for someone from Dragon Ball, a manga character to be in the real world talking to them... these must be delusions of that man who either because he's crazy or wanted to confuse them was telling them this bizarre histori.
But someone did not agree with that opinion ...
"I'm afraid you're not right, Medaka ... I feel that everything he says is true ...
He is really a character that belongs to the Dragon Ball universe" Said Najimi, who thanks to one of her abilities was able to corroborate that Broly was telling the truth… which made Broly by far the most dangerous and extraordinary being that existed right now ... someone who could not judge by logic… like Iihiko.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I knew it, it seems that I won for the first time
Where is my prize?" Kumagawa said cheerfully, but with his usual squid face without expression.
"No one was competing, so you still don't win ...
Please, get me out of here ..." Shiranui replied, who had been repeating the same thing for a while now
But Medaka was not distracted for a second by the intervention of Kumagawa and Shiranui, she was convinced that there should be another explanation "Najimi cannot be really serious?
There must be some other explanation, maybe someone has materialized it in some way with a strange ability that…"
But…
Plas! Plas! Plas! Plas! Broly clapped
"Bravo! Bravo! Good intuition Najimi, I could not expect less from the leader of the Not-equal and from someone who has broken the fourth wall on so many occasions.
And indeed, as you have mentioned a few times, you and all of you are characters from a manga called Medaka Box, written by Nisio Isin and ill.u.s.trated by Akira Akatsuki and published in Weekly Shōnen Jump ... where obviously Medaka is the protagonist.
And I, as a good neighbor of Weekly Shōnen Jump magazine, have come to visit you ... even though my character has never officially appeared in a magazine story ... " Broly replied by taking out several volumes of Medaka Box from the Formless Realm, opening them in the chapter they were currently.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again the audience was startled to a great extent ... and even began to have existential doubts ... despite the fact that Najimi had been announcing practically the same throughout the serialization in his presence, although in a more subtle way.
"Oh, and why are you here? Have Toriyama and other executives decided to make a special crossover chapter to sell more? "Najimi replied quite disturbed by the words and presence of Broly
"JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!!
NO!
I'm afraid the truth is much more confusing ... and interesting.
I came here alone, of my own accord as I had been planning for years before even being reborn...
In fact, I am not even the Broly that some of you know ... mainly because this is the Broly canon redesigned for the 2018 movie and this manga ended in 2013 ...
But above all because my true self comes from the world where true Shonen Jump is really published...
And I have an offer for you that you surely won't be able to refuse" Broly explained in a badass way as he complemented his explanation with a flat screen television, showing images of everything he narrated.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Offer? What kind of offer? "Najimi asked, since she didn't lost nothing to ask, especially after hearing everything she heard.
But suddenly…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
"FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
THAT WAS A FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ATTACK !!!!!!!! "
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"Here is another interesting turn of events ...
Just when a mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere bringing chaos and despair ... another even more mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere ...
This is something that doesn't happen in many manga's ... in fact I don't remember any chapter like this ...
What will he do? Will he solve the situation? Will he bring more chaos? Will he be an ally? Or a new enemy?
Why do he have that loli on his shoulder if her body is supposedly stamped against the wall?
What do he do to keep a fur and hair so clean, smooth and shiny?
We will see all this in the next episode of Medaka Box… in participation with Dragon Ball" Said Broly taking action in this world for first time… breaking the 4th wall in an excessively obvious way
SHOKED EYES! X6
"What the HELL !?" Shouted the extremely confused Zenkichi still suspended in the air without being able to move
[What kind of skill is it? Who are these two monsters? What the hell is happening with Shiranui?]
"This ... Najimi ... this strange being is also an acquaintance of yours?" Medaka asked to Najimi, who was still trying to assimilate this disconcerting situation, pointing at Broly and looking at Najimi waiting for an answer.
"I'm afraid I don't know this one at all Medaka, but ...
Something tells me that he knows everything about us…" Najimi said with cold sweat all over her beautiful body while she watched with one eye the Jagan of Broly, who seemed to be looking through her clothes, skin and soul without leaving a place without hiding… and with the other one to Iihiko, her greatest enemy and threat in this world.
"Interesting ... and Fresh!" Iihiko shouted observing Shiranui's body that he had already hit and the Shiranui that was on Broly's shoulder ...
Broly, a being he was trying to understand and upon doing that he felt a fresh sensation in his body… a feeling that he had never felt before.
"This is…" Kumagawa said showing an exaggerated expressiveness on his usually plain face, something that almost never happened… a chaotic and disconcerting expression in which surprise, emotion, disbelief and fear came together as he stared without blinking at Broly, remembering what he recently said and with those words in mind he used each neuron in his brain to order and clarify his thoughts and conclusions.
[This should be impossible… right?] Kumagawa wondered to himself ... it was as if he had seen him before, but ... it seemed impossible that can be true.
"What happen? Are you so shocked to see that a mysterious, attractive, eccentric and strong-looking character appears out of nowhere and that without any previous introduction in history steals the screen?
I don't understand why you are surprised, it is what always happens in this manga ... you should be used to it, you have almost 163 chapters of Medaka Box with this kind of narrative resource ...
Oops I'm sorry you were still suspended in the air" Said Broly apologizing to Zenkichi, who was being a victim of his spacial freazing, which can freeze something in space…
"Manga? Chapters? Medaka Box?" Kumagawa and Najimi repeated in unison with alarmism, dismayed eyes and cold sweat all over their bodies… while the other did not pay attention to those words as if it only were an eccentricity… one more of the many crazy eccentrics that had been found so far until now.
Plofff!
When he cancelled the spacial freazing, Zenkichi fell to the ground and the first thing he thought was ...
"Shiranui! What happened to you a few seconds ago? Why are you on that giant's shoulder?
But first of all, are you alright?" Zenkichi asked hurriedly due to the concern for his friend
"I don't know what happened ...
I was talking so quietly with you and before I knew I was hooked on the shoulder of this mastodon as if I were a koala ...
And I can't disengage from him…" Shiranui said very confused as she tried to detach herself from Broly's muscular and hairy shoulder
"Allow me to clear your doubt ..." Said Broly transporting the 'wounded' body of the other 'Shiranui' that was near the wall to his hand with telekinesis "You will see, from the beginning I knew that Shiranui was going to be attacked, so before coming here with the courtesy of Urahara-chan he created an exact Gigai of Shiranui and at the time he was going to be beaten I exchanged the real one for the fake one with an improved version of the Kawarimi no Jutsu that I learned in Konoha
Honestly, I don't know why they stopped using that jutsu in Naruto in the last parts ... it's extremely useful and easy" Broly said, thinking about the inconsistencies that Naruto's story presented while Kumagawa's facial expression distorted even more.
"This ... and why have you hooked her on your shoulder?" Medaka asked, who diverted her attention from the details Broly said to focus on what she cared about.
Then Broly with a slight mischievous smile replied "Well ... after reading and traveling to differents manga / anime dimensions I realized that ..."
But…
"GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE !!
I don't care about that details, but due to that previous explanation and the fact that I didn't realize everything you've done under my nose has made realize that unlike Najimi's toys you are ...
FRESHHHH!!!" Iihiko shouted, pouncing at Broly brandishing his Obi-san weapon with the clear intention of killing him.
Until now he had kept a low profile because he was trying to study Broly, one of the few beings that he found so far that could be called human from his point of view… and not insects…
Therefore, once he understood what Broly had done and how to prevent him from hitting whoever he wanted to hit… thought that there was no need to continue that meaningless conversation.
First he had to kill or seriously hurt Broly and then solve the problem with Medaka and the others ... and of course have a "fresh" reunion with an old acquaintance
But…
PLOMMM!
Broly moved half of his tail-stand to stop Iihiko's blunt human-weapon attack, as if he had hit a very strong mattress ... barely creating an appreciable impact
"EHHHHHHHH?!" Iihiko and Najimi exclaimed highly baffled by that surreal defensive maneuver
But what surprised them most was the next ... since a strange sphere of energy appeared at the tip of the tail, pointing at Iihiko
PIUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!
And from that energy ball emerged a large and powerful energy beam which created a great road of destruction in which Iihiko flew away, moving away from the main stage to the limits of the village.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all overreacted upon see that absurd attack taken from a 90th anime
"WHATTT!!!" Najimi shouted as if she had witnessed the most unusual, frightening and hopeful scene he had ever witnessed in her life
[This weirdo ... just parried and knocked him as if he were a fly?!!!]
"Do not interrupt me while I speak Mr. "illogically powerful last minute final boss" that the autor's invented to finish a story whose scale of power and madness got out of their hands… although there is no argumentative justification for your existence or importance" Broly shouted at the hole in the wall with indignation.
"Monster ..." Najimi whispered to herself, simply expressing what was going through her mind.
Najimi despite her more than 12,858,051,967,633,865 abilities of which many of them makes her an almost omnipotent being ... lost overwhelmingly more than 100 million times against him, only being able to escape and try to avoid for years
"As I said… after reading and traveling to different manga / anime dimensions, I realized that many badass men like me carry a loli with them, such as Kempachi, post Golden Age Guts, Acceleretor, Adam Blade, Araragi, Seishomaru… the elite among the elite ... and wanted to see what it felt like ...
Spoiler ... not bad as a decoration or comic element but the FBI will not think the same" Said Broly, removing the epicity of the moment with that comment that was out of place
"WTF?" They all asked ... except a certain person ... it was being very difficult for them to understand this strange subject ...
For everyone except Kumagawa "I agree with your exquisite taste, although I personally prefer girls with open chest hoodies
However ... that attack ... that appearance ... that tail ... is not exactly the same as I know, but...
Are you really?" Kumagawa said, being about to show how far his deductions had gone, revealing something incredibly crazy and shocking in equal parts.
However, Broly answered the future question of Kumagawa thanks to his new ability to see the near future that Yhwach gave him...
"Exactly my dear, screwed up of the head, but more or less reformed friend that casually you are a great reader of the Weekly Shōnen Jump of this world, which is the same as the one that was written in mine… except for the manga of Medaka!
I am a Saiyan ... but not just any Saiyan ... I am the f.u.c.k.i.n.g Legendary Super Saiyan ... but not only that I am also the Super Saiyan God ... and that is not the end of that, I'm also a true Saiyan ... and in case it is still not shocking for you I AM A F.U.C.K OMNIVERSAL CONQUEROR!
Broly the magnificent! Nice to meet you" Broly said creating a great presentation with special effects that would make Toni Stark's events seem like a school theater in comparison.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BROLY? !!!!" Kumagawa shouted believing he was about to faint from shock and emotion even though he wasn't sure if that was his identity ... his appearance wasn't exactly the same as in the movies of the 90, especially by the third eye, that reminded him more of Tenshinhan or Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"Broly? Wasn't that wicked ultra-muscled green-haired psycho from Dragon Ball Z movies?
Except for the muscles and the absurd strength, they don't look alike at all" Zenkichi asqued, because since he is teenager Japanese man he had a certain popular culture of his countri ... but he didn't buy that explanation yet ... there were too many differences… and everybody would find that impossible… that was too absurd.
"Please do something, I can't get off his shoulder" Shiranui said pleading, as if this conversation did not matter, her priorities were other
"Okay..
This is an absurdly strong madman who is believed to be a character of the Weekly Shōnen Jump ...
An absurdly strong madman who thinks he is a character of the Weekly Shōnen Jump and has abilities to resemble a Dragon ball character or that he can replicate similar powers ...
Or… " Medaka said, trying to find a logical explanation ... well more or less logical for everything around Broly ...
In her opinion was totally impossible for someone from Dragon Ball, a manga character to be in the real world talking to them... these must be delusions of that man who either because he's crazy or wanted to confuse them was telling them this bizarre histori.
But someone did not agree with that opinion ...
"I'm afraid you're not right, Medaka ... I feel that everything he says is true ...
He is really a character that belongs to the Dragon Ball universe" Said Najimi, who thanks to one of her abilities was able to corroborate that Broly was telling the truth… which made Broly by far the most dangerous and extraordinary being that existed right now ... someone who could not judge by logic… like Iihiko.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I knew it, it seems that I won for the first time
Where is my prize?" Kumagawa said cheerfully, but with his usual squid face without expression.
"No one was competing, so you still don't win ...
Please, get me out of here ..." Shiranui replied, who had been repeating the same thing for a while now
But Medaka was not distracted for a second by the intervention of Kumagawa and Shiranui, she was convinced that there should be another explanation "Najimi cannot be really serious?
There must be some other explanation, maybe someone has materialized it in some way with a strange ability that…"
But…
Plas! Plas! Plas! Plas! Broly clapped
"Bravo! Bravo! Good intuition Najimi, I could not expect less from the leader of the Not-equal and from someone who has broken the fourth wall on so many occasions.
And indeed, as you have mentioned a few times, you and all of you are characters from a manga called Medaka Box, written by Nisio Isin and ill.u.s.trated by Akira Akatsuki and published in Weekly Shōnen Jump ... where obviously Medaka is the protagonist.
And I, as a good neighbor of Weekly Shōnen Jump magazine, have come to visit you ... even though my character has never officially appeared in a magazine story ... " Broly replied by taking out several volumes of Medaka Box from the Formless Realm, opening them in the chapter they were currently.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again the audience was startled to a great extent ... and even began to have existential doubts ... despite the fact that Najimi had been announcing practically the same throughout the serialization in his presence, although in a more subtle way.
"Oh, and why are you here? Have Toriyama and other executives decided to make a special crossover chapter to sell more? "Najimi replied quite disturbed by the words and presence of Broly
"JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!!
NO!
I'm afraid the truth is much more confusing ... and interesting.
I came here alone, of my own accord as I had been planning for years before even being reborn...
In fact, I am not even the Broly that some of you know ... mainly because this is the Broly canon redesigned for the 2018 movie and this manga ended in 2013 ...
But above all because my true self comes from the world where true Shonen Jump is really published...
And I have an offer for you that you surely won't be able to refuse" Broly explained in a badass way as he complemented his explanation with a flat screen television, showing images of everything he narrated.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Offer? What kind of offer? "Najimi asked, since she didn't lost nothing to ask, especially after hearing everything she heard.
But suddenly…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
"FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
THAT WAS A FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ATTACK !!!!!!!! "
"Here is another interesting turn of events ... Just when a mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere bringing chaos and despair ... another even more mysterious and powerful man appeared out of nowhere ... This is something that doesn't happen in many manga's ... in fact I don't remember any chapter like this ... What will he do? Will he solve the situation? Will he bring more chaos? Will he be an ally? Or a new enemy? Why do he have that loli on his shoulder if her body is supposedly stamped against the wall? What do he do to keep a fur and hair so clean, smooth and shiny? We will see all this in the next episode of Medaka Box in participation with Dragon Ball" Said Broly taking action in this world for first time breaking the 4th wall in an excessively obvious way SHOKED EYES! X6 "What the HELL !?" Shouted the extremely confused Zenkichi still suspended in the air without being able to move What kind of skill is it? Who are these two monsters? What the hell is happening with Shiranui? "This ... Najimi ... this strange being is also an acquaintance of yours?" Medaka asked to Najimi, who was still trying to assimilate this disconcerting situation, pointing at Broly and looking at Najimi waiting for an answer. "I'm afraid I don't know this one at all Medaka, but ... Something tells me that he knows everything about us" Najimi said with cold sweat all over her beautiful body while she watched with one eye the Jagan of Broly, who seemed to be looking through her clothes, skin and soul without leaving a place without hiding and with the other one to Iihiko, her greatest enemy and threat in this world. "Interesting ... and Fresh!" Iihiko shouted observing Shiranui's body that he had already hit and the Shiranui that was on Broly's shoulder ... Broly, a being he was trying to understand and upon doing that he felt a fresh sensation in his body a feeling that he had never felt before. "This is" Kumagawa said showing an exaggerated expressiveness on his usually plain face, something that almost never happened a chaotic and disconcerting expression in which surprise, emotion, disbelief and fear came together as he stared without blinking at Broly, remembering what he recently said and with those words in mind he used each neuron in his brain to order and clarify his thoughts and conclusions. This should be impossible right? Kumagawa wondered to himself ... it was as if he had seen him before, but ... it seemed impossible that can be true. "What happen? Are you so shocked to see that a mysterious, attractive, eccentric and strong-looking character appears out of nowhere and that without any previous introduction in history steals the screen? I don't understand why you are surprised, it is what always happens in this manga ... you should be used to it, you have almost 163 chapters of Medaka Box with this kind of narrative resource ... Oops I'm sorry you were still suspended in the air" Said Broly apologizing to Zenkichi, who was being a victim of his spacial freazing, which can freeze something in space "Manga? Chapters? Medaka Box?" Kumagawa and Najimi repeated in unison with alarmism, dismayed eyes and cold sweat all over their bodies while the other did not pay attention to those words as if it only were an eccentricity one more of the many crazy eccentrics that had been found so far until now. Plofff! When he cancelled the spacial freazing, Zenkichi fell to the ground and the first thing he thought was ... "Shiranui! What happened to you a few seconds ago? Why are you on that giant's shoulder? But first of all, are you alright?" Zenkichi asked hurriedly due to the concern for his friend "I don't know what happened ... I was talking so quietly with you and before I knew I was hooked on the shoulder of this mastodon as if I were a koala ... And I can't disengage from him" Shiranui said very confused as she tried to detach herself from Broly's muscular and hairy shoulder "Allow me to clear your doubt ..." Said Broly transporting the 'wounded' body of the other 'Shiranui' that was near the wall to his hand with telekinesis "You will see, from the beginning I knew that Shiranui was going to be attacked, so before coming here with the courtesy of Urahara-chan he created an exact Gigai of Shiranui and at the time he was going to be beaten I exchanged the real one for the fake one with an improved version of the Kawarimi no Jutsu that I learned in Konoha Honestly, I don't know why they stopped using that jutsu in Naruto in the last parts ... it's extremely useful and easy" Broly said, thinking about the inconsistencies that Naruto's story presented while Kumagawa's facial expression distorted even more. "This ... and why have you hooked her on your shoulder?" Medaka asked, who diverted her attention from the details Broly said to focus on what she cared about. Then Broly with a slight mischievous smile replied "Well ... after reading and traveling to differents manga / anime dimensions I realized that ..." But "GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE !! I don't care about that details, but due to that previous explanation and the fact that I didn't realize everything you've done under my nose has made realize that unlike Najimi's toys you are ... FRESHHHH!!!" Iihiko shouted, pouncing at Broly brandishing his Obi-san weapon with the clear intention of killing him. Until now he had kept a low profile because he was trying to study Broly, one of the few beings that he found so far that could be called human from his point of view and not insects Therefore, once he understood what Broly had done and how to prevent him from hitting whoever he wanted to hit thought that there was no need to continue that meaningless conversation. First he had to kill or seriously hurt Broly and then solve the problem with Medaka and the others ... and of course have a "fresh" reunion with an old acquaintance But PLOMMM! Broly moved half of his tail-stand to stop Iihiko's blunt human-weapon attack, as if he had hit a very strong mattress ... barely creating an appreciable impact "EHHHHHHHH?!" Iihiko and Najimi exclaimed highly baffled by that surreal defensive maneuver But what surprised them most was the next ... since a strange sphere of energy appeared at the tip of the tail, pointing at Iihiko PIUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!! And from that energy ball emerged a large and powerful energy beam which created a great road of destruction in which Iihiko flew away, moving away from the main stage to the limits of the village. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all overreacted upon see that absurd attack taken from a 90th anime "WHATTT!!!" Najimi shouted as if she had witnessed the most unusual, frightening and hopeful scene he had ever witnessed in her life This weirdo ... just parried and knocked him as if he were a fly?!!! "Do not interrupt me while I speak Mr. "illogically powerful last minute final boss" that the autor's invented to finish a story whose scale of power and madness got out of their hands although there is no argumentative justification for your existence or importance" Broly shouted at the hole in the wall with indignation. "Monster ..." Najimi whispered to herself, simply expressing what was going through her mind. Najimi despite her more than 12,858,051,967,633,865 abilities of which many of them makes her an almost omnipotent being ... lost overwhelmingly more than 100 million times against him, only being able to escape and try to avoid for years "As I said after reading and traveling to different manga / anime dimensions, I realized that many badass men like me carry a loli with them, such as Kempachi, post Golden Age Guts, Acceleretor, Adam Blade, Araragi, Seishomaru the elite among the elite ... and wanted to see what it felt like ... Spoiler ... not bad as a decoration or comic element but the FBI will not think the same" Said Broly, removing the epicity of the moment with that comment that was out of place "WTF?" They all asked ... except a certain person ... it was being very difficult for them to understand this strange subject ... For everyone except Kumagawa "I agree with your exquisite taste, although I personally prefer girls with open chest hoodies However ... that attack ... that appearance ... that tail ... is not exactly the same as I know, but... Are you really?" Kumagawa said, being about to show how far his deductions had gone, revealing something incredibly crazy and shocking in equal parts. However, Broly answered the future question of Kumagawa thanks to his new ability to see the near future that Yhwach gave him... "Exactly my dear, screwed up of the head, but more or less reformed friend that casually you are a great reader of the Weekly Shnen Jump of this world, which is the same as the one that was written in mine except for the manga of Medaka! I am a Saiyan ... but not just any Saiyan ... I am the f.u.c.k.i.n.g Legendary Super Saiyan ... but not only that I am also the Super Saiyan God ... and that is not the end of that, I'm also a true Saiyan ... and in case it is still not shocking for you I AM A F.U.C.K OMNIVERSAL CONQUEROR! Broly the magnificent! Nice to meet you" Broly said creating a great presentation with special effects that would make Toni Stark's events seem like a school theater in comparison. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "BROLY? !!!!" Kumagawa shouted believing he was about to faint from shock and emotion even though he wasn't sure if that was his identity ... his appearance wasn't exactly the same as in the movies of the 90, especially by the third eye, that reminded him more of Tenshinhan or Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "Broly? Wasn't that wicked ultra-muscled green-haired psycho from Dragon Ball Z movies? Except for the muscles and the absurd strength, they don't look alike at all" Zenkichi asqued, because since he is teenager Japanese man he had a certain popular culture of his countri ... but he didn't buy that explanation yet ... there were too many differences and everybody would find that impossible that was too absurd. "Please do something, I can't get off his shoulder" Shiranui said pleading, as if this conversation did not matter, her priorities were other "Okay.. This is an absurdly strong madman who is believed to be a character of the Weekly Shnen Jump ... An absurdly strong madman who thinks he is a character of the Weekly Shnen Jump and has abilities to resemble a Dragon ball character or that he can replicate similar powers ... Or " Medaka said, trying to find a logical explanation ... well more or less logical for everything around Broly ... In her opinion was totally impossible for someone from Dragon Ball, a manga character to be in the real world talking to them... these must be delusions of that man who either because he's crazy or wanted to confuse them was telling them this bizarre histori. But someone did not agree with that opinion ... "I'm afraid you're not right, Medaka ... I feel that everything he says is true ... He is really a character that belongs to the Dragon Ball universe" Said Najimi, who thanks to one of her abilities was able to corroborate that Broly was telling the truth which made Broly by far the most dangerous and extraordinary being that existed right now ... someone who could not judge by logic like Iihiko. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I knew it, it seems that I won for the first time Where is my prize?" Kumagawa said cheerfully, but with his usual squid face without expression. "No one was competing, so you still don't win ... Please, get me out of here ..." Shiranui replied, who had been repeating the same thing for a while now But Medaka was not distracted for a second by the intervention of Kumagawa and Shiranui, she was convinced that there should be another explanation "Najimi cannot be really serious? There must be some other explanation, maybe someone has materialized it in some way with a strange ability that" But Plas! Plas! Plas! Plas! Broly clapped "Bravo! Bravo! Good intuition Najimi, I could not expect less from the leader of the Not-equal and from someone who has broken the fourth wall on so many occasions. And indeed, as you have mentioned a few times, you and all of you are characters from a manga called Medaka Box, written by Nisio Isin and ill.u.s.trated by Akira Akatsuki and published in Weekly Shnen Jump ... where obviously Medaka is the protagonist. And I, as a good neighbor of Weekly Shnen Jump magazine, have come to visit you ... even though my character has never officially appeared in a magazine story ... " Broly replied by taking out several volumes of Medaka Box from the Formless Realm, opening them in the chapter they were currently. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again the audience was startled to a great extent ... and even began to have existential doubts ... despite the fact that Najimi had been announcing practically the same throughout the serialization in his presence, although in a more subtle way. "Oh, and why are you here? Have Toriyama and other executives decided to make a special crossover chapter to sell more? "Najimi replied quite disturbed by the words and presence of Broly "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!! NO! I'm afraid the truth is much more confusing ... and interesting. I came here alone, of my own accord as I had been planning for years before even being reborn... In fact, I am not even the Broly that some of you know ... mainly because this is the Broly canon redesigned for the 2018 movie and this manga ended in 2013 ... But above all because my true self comes from the world where true Shonen Jump is really published... And I have an offer for you that you surely won't be able to refuse" Broly explained in a badass way as he complemented his explanation with a flat screen television, showing images of everything he narrated. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Offer? What kind of offer? "Najimi asked, since she didn't lost nothing to ask, especially after hearing everything she heard. But suddenly BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! "FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! THAT WAS A FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ATTACK !!!!!!!! "
