Chapter 311: Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the L
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Chapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
Chapter 311 – Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
Tang San clenched his fist and lowered his head. He looked at the rusty ring necklace on his neck.
'What should I answer, master? I think they know.'
Kishin Douji let out a long sigh. His soul exited the ring and manifested in the real world.
A 3-meter-tall semi-transparent body of a red Oni stood before Leo. He crossed his arms and stared at everybody.
Leo also crossed his arms and stared at the mysterious expert. Again, he appraised the soul.
'Identify.'
DING
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Name: Kishin Douji
Alias: Demon God
Race: Blood Oni
Age: 935,970
Cultivation Base: 7-River Karmic Sovereign
Thoughts: Suspicious, Hostile
System Note: This demon god was the longest reigning ancestor of the Blood Oni Race and the former strongest entity in the universe. His reign lasted until the transcended being "Sieg" unveiled the secrets of the Void Tree and the hidden applications of the Void Tree's fruits, aka the fate crystals. After the fate crystals spread in the universe, new karmic sovereigns and transcended beings emerged. They quickly overthrew his kingdom and his people were hunted down.
Kishin Douji realized that he couldn't survive alone in the new era. Thus, he surrendered his kingdom to the rising civilization – The Divine Elf Kingdom. He ended up becoming Eleanor Sydin's consort even though she was weaker than him. Because of Eleanor's mighty army and her protection, his Blood Oni Clan survived the hunt.
In exchange for his clan's survival, Kishin later bestowed his seed to Eleanor, who gave birth to the first princess – Esen Sydin IV.
After giving birth to the first successor, Eleanor abandoned Kishin Douji in favor of the new consort, Mao Miaomiao. At first, Kishin befriended Mao Miaomiao and ended up becoming sworn brothers. But later on, their relationship gradually deteriorated and small conflicts between the Oni Clan and Divine Elf Clan were more frequent. The tension turned into a cold war between the two races.
While preparing for a full-scale war, his clan was ambushed by Sieg. His physical body was destroyed, forcing his soul to flee from his home world. He eventually found the Yan Empire's planet and hid his soul inside an abandoned spatial ring. Then, he found Tang San and ended up using him.
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Leo slightly shook his head in astonishment. Getting information from both sides revealed a lot of hidden backstories. However, it was a pity that the system didn't show other information regarding Eleanor's kingdom and Mao Miaomiao's intervention.
Sarcastically, Leo greeted Kishin Douji. "Hello, there, father-in-law."
Kishin Douji narrowed his eyes, "I don't remember having a son-in-law."
"You do. I married your daughter."
"I don't have a daughter."
"You do. Eleanor gave birth to your daughter, didn't she?"
"Her children are not mine."
"But she carries your blood. To be honest, I'm surprised as well. I didn't expect you to be her actual father."
"..."
Kishin Douji didn't understand why Leo called him 'Father-In-Law'. He treated it as a joke and changed the topic.The initial instance of this chapter being available happened at N0v3l.Bin.
"I see that you're a transcended being. What do you want from this helpless Oni?"
Leo smirked, "I just don't like lurkers, so I call you out. If you want to live here in my domain, you need to make your presence known."
"Understandable," Kishin Douji agreed with this idea, but he hadn't trusted Leo yet. "What else do you need?"
"It's the other way around. What are you planning to do with that boy? Are you trying to raise his cultivation base to match yours? Then, will you take over his body like a cliché villain would?"
Tang San widened his eyes in shock and took a step back by reflex. On the other hand, Kishin Douji was enraged.
The comments of the elves annoyed Kishin, but he got used to it. He bit the tip of his tongue and spat out his blood. The droplet of blood expanded and transformed into gold samurai armor, covering his skin from head to toe.
The gold samurai crossed his arms and stared at Leo again.
"How do I pay?"
Leo shrugged and fiddled with his system. A few seconds later, the system screen in front of Kishin Douji prompted him with a message.
DING
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Chapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
Chapter 311 – Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
Tang San clenched his fist and lowered his head. He looked at the rusty ring necklace on his neck.
'What should I answer, master? I think they know.'
Kishin Douji let out a long sigh. His soul exited the ring and manifested in the real world.
A 3-meter-tall semi-transparent body of a red Oni stood before Leo. He crossed his arms and stared at everybody.
Leo also crossed his arms and stared at the mysterious expert. Again, he appraised the soul.
'Identify.'
DING
.
Name: Kishin Douji
Alias: Demon God
Race: Blood Oni
Age: 935,970
Cultivation Base: 7-River Karmic Sovereign
Thoughts: Suspicious, Hostile
System Note: This demon god was the longest reigning ancestor of the Blood Oni Race and the former strongest entity in the universe. His reign lasted until the transcended being "Sieg" unveiled the secrets of the Void Tree and the hidden applications of the Void Tree's fruits, aka the fate crystals. After the fate crystals spread in the universe, new karmic sovereigns and transcended beings emerged. They quickly overthrew his kingdom and his people were hunted down.
Kishin Douji realized that he couldn't survive alone in the new era. Thus, he surrendered his kingdom to the rising civilization – The Divine Elf Kingdom. He ended up becoming Eleanor Sydin's consort even though she was weaker than him. Because of Eleanor's mighty army and her protection, his Blood Oni Clan survived the hunt.
In exchange for his clan's survival, Kishin later bestowed his seed to Eleanor, who gave birth to the first princess – Esen Sydin IV.
After giving birth to the first successor, Eleanor abandoned Kishin Douji in favor of the new consort, Mao Miaomiao. At first, Kishin befriended Mao Miaomiao and ended up becoming sworn brothers. But later on, their relationship gradually deteriorated and small conflicts between the Oni Clan and Divine Elf Clan were more frequent. The tension turned into a cold war between the two races.
While preparing for a full-scale war, his clan was ambushed by Sieg. His physical body was destroyed, forcing his soul to flee from his home world. He eventually found the Yan Empire's planet and hid his soul inside an abandoned spatial ring. Then, he found Tang San and ended up using him.
.
Leo slightly shook his head in astonishment. Getting information from both sides revealed a lot of hidden backstories. However, it was a pity that the system didn't show other information regarding Eleanor's kingdom and Mao Miaomiao's intervention.
Sarcastically, Leo greeted Kishin Douji. "Hello, there, father-in-law."
Kishin Douji narrowed his eyes, "I don't remember having a son-in-law."
"You do. I married your daughter."
"I don't have a daughter."
"You do. Eleanor gave birth to your daughter, didn't she?"
"Her children are not mine."
"But she carries your blood. To be honest, I'm surprised as well. I didn't expect you to be her actual father."
"..."
Kishin Douji didn't understand why Leo called him 'Father-In-Law'. He treated it as a joke and changed the topic.The initial instance of this chapter being available happened at N0v3l.Bin.
"I see that you're a transcended being. What do you want from this helpless Oni?"
Leo smirked, "I just don't like lurkers, so I call you out. If you want to live here in my domain, you need to make your presence known."
"Understandable," Kishin Douji agreed with this idea, but he hadn't trusted Leo yet. "What else do you need?"
"It's the other way around. What are you planning to do with that boy? Are you trying to raise his cultivation base to match yours? Then, will you take over his body like a cliché villain would?"
Tang San widened his eyes in shock and took a step back by reflex. On the other hand, Kishin Douji was enraged.
The comments of the elves annoyed Kishin, but he got used to it. He bit the tip of his tongue and spat out his blood. The droplet of blood expanded and transformed into gold samurai armor, covering his skin from head to toe.
The gold samurai crossed his arms and stared at Leo again.
"How do I pay?"
Leo shrugged and fiddled with his system. A few seconds later, the system screen in front of Kishin Douji prompted him with a message.
DING
Chapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the LawChapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the LawTang San clenched his fist and lowered his head. He looked at the rusty ring necklace on his neck.'What should I answer, master? I think they know.'Kishin Douji let out a long sigh. His soul exited the ring and manifested in the real world.A 3-meter-tall semi-transparent body of a red Oni stood before Leo. He crossed his arms and stared at everybody.Leo also crossed his arms and stared at the mysterious expert. Again, he appraised the soul.'Identify.'DING.Name: Kishin DoujiAlias: Demon GodRace: Blood OniAge: 935,970Cultivation Base: 7-River Karmic SovereignThoughts: Suspicious, HostileSystem Note: This demon god was the longest reigning ancestor of the Blood Oni Race and the former strongest entity in the universe. His reign lasted until the transcended being "Sieg" unveiled the secrets of the Void Tree and the hidden applications of the Void Tree's fruits, aka the fate crystals. After the fate crystals spread in the universe, new karmic sovereigns and transcended beings emerged. They quickly overthrew his kingdom and his people were hunted down.Kishin Douji realized that he couldn't survive alone in the new era. Thus, he surrendered his kingdom to the rising civilization The Divine Elf Kingdom. He ended up becoming Eleanor Sydin's consort even though she was weaker than him. Because of Eleanor's mighty army and her protection, his Blood Oni Clan survived the hunt.In exchange for his clan's survival, Kishin later bestowed his seed to Eleanor, who gave birth to the first princess Esen Sydin IV.After giving birth to the first successor, Eleanor abandoned Kishin Douji in favor of the new consort, Mao Miaomiao. At first, Kishin befriended Mao Miaomiao and ended up becoming sworn brothers. But later on, their relationship gradually deteriorated and small conflicts between the Oni Clan and Divine Elf Clan were more frequent. The tension turned into a cold war between the two races.While preparing for a full-scale war, his clan was ambushed by Sieg. His physical body was destroyed, forcing his soul to flee from his home world. He eventually found the Yan Empire's planet and hid his soul inside an abandoned spatial ring. Then, he found Tang San and ended up using him..Leo slightly shook his head in astonishment. Getting information from both sides revealed a lot of hidden backstories. However, it was a pity that the system didn't show other information regarding Eleanor's kingdom and Mao Miaomiao's intervention.Sarcastically, Leo greeted Kishin Douji. "Hello, there, father-in-law."Kishin Douji narrowed his eyes, "I don't remember having a son-in-law.""You do. I married your daughter.""I don't have a daughter.""You do. Eleanor gave birth to your daughter, didn't she?""Her children are not mine.""But she carries your blood. To be honest, I'm surprised as well. I didn't expect you to be her actual father.""..."Kishin Douji didn't understand why Leo called him 'Father-In-Law'. He treated it as a joke and changed the topic.The initial instance of this chapter being available happened at N0v3l.Bin."I see that you're a transcended being. What do you want from this helpless Oni?"Leo smirked, "I just don't like lurkers, so I call you out. If you want to live here in my domain, you need to make your presence known.""Understandable," Kishin Douji agreed with this idea, but he hadn't trusted Leo yet. "What else do you need?""It's the other way around. What are you planning to do with that boy? Are you trying to raise his cultivation base to match yours? Then, will you take over his body like a cliche villain would?"Tang San widened his eyes in shock and took a step back by reflex. On the other hand, Kishin Douji was enraged.The comments of the elves annoyed Kishin, but he got used to it. He bit the tip of his tongue and spat out his blood. The droplet of blood expanded and transformed into gold samurai armor, covering his skin from head to toe.The gold samurai crossed his arms and stared at Leo again."How do I pay?"Leo shrugged and fiddled with his system. A few seconds later, the system screen in front of Kishin Douji prompted him with a message.DING
