"Congratulations, you have a new task!"
Early in the morning, Lin Jin glanced at the time on his phone, and then saw the prompt in the center of the screen, looking baffled as he had no idea what had happened.
Normally, task triggers happen every weekend. These time-triggered tasks are regular weekly tasks, not needing any specific triggering conditions or anything like that. As for other times, they are generally temporary tasks or chain tasks triggered by certain conditions.
So far, the only chain task was the New Year's Eve gala, while temporary tasks were entirely triggered by the whims of the black cat and the events experienced by Lin Jin.
So, what strange temporary task could be triggered so early in the morning?
Lin Jin opened the task with a wry smile, only to find that it was indeed a temporary task, but he had no idea how it had been triggered.
Temporary task: Suppress the scheming b*tch!
Although this cat admits you're a scheming b*tch too, another scheming b*tch wants to hook up with your admirer! Don't you think that's outrageous?! So, you have to make that scheming b*tch completely give up on hooking up with your admirer!
Task Reward: Eloquence Mastery!
Task Penalty: Lose one item. [The item is random, oh, what if you lose your master's pill? What about the New Year's Eve gala? What if you lose the shock gun, and someone molests you?]
Lin Jin read the task details, still feeling completely baffled.
Putting aside being called a scheming b*tch by the black cat, just looking at those task instructions, could you please state the names? Who was this other scheming b*tch and admirer? Who knows who they are!
The black cat was nowhere to be seen for the moment, and Lin Jin didn't think about asking it, but rather pondered over the task himself.
Since the task mentioned that some girl wanted to pursue one of Lin Jin's admirers...
Isn't that Feng Jing and Wu Min?! Lin Jin was eager to see Wu Min pursued by Feng Jing, even hoping they would be together. So the black cat meant to have him suppress Feng Jing, at least not letting Wu Min be moved by her, right?
Lin Jin really wanted to curse.
"Black cat! Come out!" Fearing he'd wake up the recently insomniac Wu Min, Lin Jin could only type on his phone, speaking to a blank page, "Hurry up! What's the deal with this new task?"
Perhaps it was because it was early in the morning, but the black cat seemed to still be asleep. Lin Jin repeatedly sent exclamation marks to harass it, and only after ten or so minutes did the black cat appear from outside the phone screen, looking drowsy.
"What's up?"
The black cat stared blankly at Lin Jin outside the phone.
"What's going on with the task? Who is this scheming b*tch and the admirer? At least tell me who they are!" Lin Jin angrily typed at the black cat, "Don't make me bustle around only to find it was all in vain!"
"Don't worry, trust yourself." The black cat gave Lin Jin a thumbs up, showing a big white-toothed grin. Lin Jin looked at it, completely baffled.
God knows how a cat can extend a thumb from its paw.
"Okay, trust myself" Lin Jin muttered softly, then glared and tossed his phone aside, slapping the screen where the black cat's smirking face was.
"Damn it, if you appear in front of me again, I'll kill you!"
Trust yourself, my ass. How am I supposed to guess your cryptic task?
Lin Jin, furious, got out of bed, strode to the balcony, quickly washed his face, and without even bothering to brush his teeth, sat back down at his seat.
He glanced at the message Chen Xinya had sent him on his phone, opened QQ, input the number from the message, clicked to add a friend, and then noted "Rabbit."
"Chen Xinya is so reliable, even staying up until 3 AM to help me" Lin Jin said, resting his cheek on one hand while using the other to click through web pages, intending to browse some videos while waiting for Rabbit to accept his friend request.
Habitually searching for videos on site A, checking a few followed channels for updates, Lin Jin then aimlessly clicked on the entertainment section, hoping to find a couple of videos mocking the black cat to cheer himself up.
Though abusing cats is inhumane, what Lin Jin mainly wanted to watch were those funny cat fail compilations.
Whenever he saw a cat tumble awkwardly in a video, Lin Jin would feel a strong sense of satisfaction. If it were a black cat, he would simply imagine the treacherous black cat from his phone, and the feeling would be even more exhilarating.
While watching the funny cat compilation video halfway through, Lin Jin noticed his QQ flashing. Clicking to see what it was, he found it was just a temporary chat with Feng Jing.
"Are you there?"
"Yes." Lin Jin responded coldly, somewhat puzzled about what Feng Jing wanted from him.
Could it be that she was trying to gather information about being with Wu Min, like Lin Jin did with the "Rabbit" Chen Shi?
"Can you give Wu Min to me?"
"Huh?" What was going on?
Lin Jin blinked his big eyes, his face a picture of confusion.
"You're a man, even though you look very pretty, Wu Min cannot possibly be with you for a lifetime." Feng Jing earnestly tried to persuade Lin Jin, "You can't have children, and although you're beautiful, you're still a man, and Wu Min being with you would be homosexuality."
"I'm not with him..." Lin Jin continued to be baffled, looking up at Wu Min, who was sleeping on the bed, and realized that Wu Min might have used him as a shield or something. He continued to ask, trying to straighten things out, "What did he say to you?"
But why use a roommate as a shield, especially a male roommate?
"He said you're a girl, and he's currently dating you. I know you look pretty and he mistook you for a girl, but you can't just lure men because you're beautiful."
F*ck! When did I ever date Wu Min?! That's not how you use someone as a shield, and he even made me out to be a woman!
With a dark face, Lin Jin continued to explain to Feng Jing, "I'm not gay, and besides being roommates, we have no other relationship!"
"I know that because of your appearance you might think of yourself as a girl. I've heard about people like you online before." Feng Jing continued to speculate, "But this won't work, even if you have gender reassignment surgery in the future, you can't marry Wu Min and have children."
What the hell, is this woman's brain malfunctioning?
Lin Jin, speechless, sent six dots in response, but these dots were interpreted by Feng Jing as him being speechless because she'd hit a nerve.
"To be honest, you are indeed very beautiful, and it's not so shameful for a man who looks this beautiful to think of himself as a woman." Feng Jing kindly suggested to Lin Jin, "How about I accompany you to see a psychologist? How's that?"
Is she seriously suggesting that I'm a man with a woman's heart based on pure speculation?
Lin Jin rolled his eyes and directly blocked Feng Jing's temporary chat window.
He had heard that women in love can be terrifying, but this woman chasing after a man seemed even more frightening, didn't she?
"Congratulations, you have a new task!"
Early in the morning, Lin Jin glanced at the time on his phone, and then saw the prompt in the center of the screen, looking baffled as he had no idea what had happened.
Normally, task triggers happen every weekend. These time-triggered tasks are regular weekly tasks, not needing any specific triggering conditions or anything like that. As for other times, they are generally temporary tasks or chain tasks triggered by certain conditions.
So far, the only chain task was the New Year's Eve gala, while temporary tasks were entirely triggered by the whims of the black cat and the events experienced by Lin Jin.
So, what strange temporary task could be triggered so early in the morning?
Lin Jin opened the task with a wry smile, only to find that it was indeed a temporary task, but he had no idea how it had been triggered.
Temporary task: Suppress the scheming b*tch!
Although this cat admits you're a scheming b*tch too, another scheming b*tch wants to hook up with your admirer! Don't you think that's outrageous?! So, you have to make that scheming b*tch completely give up on hooking up with your admirer!
Task Reward: Eloquence Mastery!
Task Penalty: Lose one item. [The item is random, oh, what if you lose your master's pill? What about the New Year's Eve gala? What if you lose the shock gun, and someone molests you?]
Lin Jin read the task details, still feeling completely baffled.
Putting aside being called a scheming b*tch by the black cat, just looking at those task instructions, could you please state the names? Who was this other scheming b*tch and admirer? Who knows who they are!
The black cat was nowhere to be seen for the moment, and Lin Jin didn't think about asking it, but rather pondered over the task himself.
Since the task mentioned that some girl wanted to pursue one of Lin Jin's admirers...
Isn't that Feng Jing and Wu Min?! Lin Jin was eager to see Wu Min pursued by Feng Jing, even hoping they would be together. So the black cat meant to have him suppress Feng Jing, at least not letting Wu Min be moved by her, right?
Lin Jin really wanted to curse.
"Black cat! Come out!" Fearing he'd wake up the recently insomniac Wu Min, Lin Jin could only type on his phone, speaking to a blank page, "Hurry up! What's the deal with this new task?"
Perhaps it was because it was early in the morning, but the black cat seemed to still be asleep. Lin Jin repeatedly sent exclamation marks to harass it, and only after ten or so minutes did the black cat appear from outside the phone screen, looking drowsy.
"What's up?"
The black cat stared blankly at Lin Jin outside the phone.
"What's going on with the task? Who is this scheming b*tch and the admirer? At least tell me who they are!" Lin Jin angrily typed at the black cat, "Don't make me bustle around only to find it was all in vain!"
"Don't worry, trust yourself." The black cat gave Lin Jin a thumbs up, showing a big white-toothed grin. Lin Jin looked at it, completely baffled.
God knows how a cat can extend a thumb from its paw.
"Okay, trust myself" Lin Jin muttered softly, then glared and tossed his phone aside, slapping the screen where the black cat's smirking face was.
"Damn it, if you appear in front of me again, I'll kill you!"
Trust yourself, my ass. How am I supposed to guess your cryptic task?
Lin Jin, furious, got out of bed, strode to the balcony, quickly washed his face, and without even bothering to brush his teeth, sat back down at his seat.
He glanced at the message Chen Xinya had sent him on his phone, opened QQ, input the number from the message, clicked to add a friend, and then noted "Rabbit."
"Chen Xinya is so reliable, even staying up until 3 AM to help me" Lin Jin said, resting his cheek on one hand while using the other to click through web pages, intending to browse some videos while waiting for Rabbit to accept his friend request.
Habitually searching for videos on site A, checking a few followed channels for updates, Lin Jin then aimlessly clicked on the entertainment section, hoping to find a couple of videos mocking the black cat to cheer himself up.
Though abusing cats is inhumane, what Lin Jin mainly wanted to watch were those funny cat fail compilations.
Whenever he saw a cat tumble awkwardly in a video, Lin Jin would feel a strong sense of satisfaction. If it were a black cat, he would simply imagine the treacherous black cat from his phone, and the feeling would be even more exhilarating.
While watching the funny cat compilation video halfway through, Lin Jin noticed his QQ flashing. Clicking to see what it was, he found it was just a temporary chat with Feng Jing.
"Are you there?"
"Yes." Lin Jin responded coldly, somewhat puzzled about what Feng Jing wanted from him.
Could it be that she was trying to gather information about being with Wu Min, like Lin Jin did with the "Rabbit" Chen Shi?
"Can you give Wu Min to me?"
"Huh?" What was going on?
Lin Jin blinked his big eyes, his face a picture of confusion.
"You're a man, even though you look very pretty, Wu Min cannot possibly be with you for a lifetime." Feng Jing earnestly tried to persuade Lin Jin, "You can't have children, and although you're beautiful, you're still a man, and Wu Min being with you would be homosexuality."
"I'm not with him..." Lin Jin continued to be baffled, looking up at Wu Min, who was sleeping on the bed, and realized that Wu Min might have used him as a shield or something. He continued to ask, trying to straighten things out, "What did he say to you?"
But why use a roommate as a shield, especially a male roommate?
"He said you're a girl, and he's currently dating you. I know you look pretty and he mistook you for a girl, but you can't just lure men because you're beautiful."
F*ck! When did I ever date Wu Min?! That's not how you use someone as a shield, and he even made me out to be a woman!
With a dark face, Lin Jin continued to explain to Feng Jing, "I'm not gay, and besides being roommates, we have no other relationship!"
"I know that because of your appearance you might think of yourself as a girl. I've heard about people like you online before." Feng Jing continued to speculate, "But this won't work, even if you have gender reassignment surgery in the future, you can't marry Wu Min and have children."
What the hell, is this woman's brain malfunctioning?
Lin Jin, speechless, sent six dots in response, but these dots were interpreted by Feng Jing as him being speechless because she'd hit a nerve.
"To be honest, you are indeed very beautiful, and it's not so shameful for a man who looks this beautiful to think of himself as a woman." Feng Jing kindly suggested to Lin Jin, "How about I accompany you to see a psychologist? How's that?"
Is she seriously suggesting that I'm a man with a woman's heart based on pure speculation?
Lin Jin rolled his eyes and directly blocked Feng Jing's temporary chat window.
He had heard that women in love can be terrifying, but this woman chasing after a man seemed even more frightening, didn't she?
