Kissing Wu Min...?
Such a thing, it's impossible, right?
Although Wu Min might not be entirely opposed to treating Lin Jin as a woman, Lin Jin was utterly aware that he had not only the heart of a man but also a body that was merely slightly feminized, completely a man. How could he accept kissing another man?
Lin Jin was torn inside, and though he wanted to maintain a calm expression, ever since his body had been altered, his face seemed to have been worn thin. As soon as he felt slightly embarrassed, his face would turn rapidly red, making him look coy to outsiders at this moment.
His integrity had been mostly lost from the task, and kissing a man was a matter of chastity... He couldn't lose that for the task too, could he?
"What's wrong? You don’t dare?" Feng Jing challenged, looking at Lin Jin. "Aren't you two officially together? Why are you afraid?"
Wu Min looked awkwardly at Lin Jin, utterly at a loss, not knowing what to do with his hands and feet.
Lin Jin's inner struggle finally ended, and he raised his head. The flush on his face had mostly faded, and he stared at Feng Jing with a still strong attitude: "Why should I listen to you? I'm here to state the facts, not to find you as a witness, okay? Who do you think you are? Do I have to kiss Wu Min in public to prove that we're boyfriend and girlfriend? Is something wrong with your brain?"
Before Feng Jing could speak, Lin Jin once again said, "Are you brain-damaged? When Wu Min broke up, I comforted him, when he drank, I accompanied him, and when he was drunk, I dragged him to bed. You had nothing to do with any of it, and now that he's with me, you want to snatch him?"
Wu Min looked awkwardly as Lin Jin went on and on by himself. He glanced at the counter, noticing the waiter holding the menu, dumbfounded and unsure whether to approach amidst the squabbling between two women.
After hearing Lin Jin's words, Feng Jing turned her gaze to Wu Min, seeking confirmation from him.
Lin Jin's words, as a scheming b*tch, were likely mostly nonsense. Although Feng Jing had little contact with Lin Jin, having fought openly and secretly with him for so many days, she had seen through the fact that under Lin Jin's cross-dressing appearance was still a scheming b*tch.
Hmm, two scheming b*tches.
Seeing Feng Jing turn her gaze to Wu Min, Lin Jin secretly tugged at his clothes under the table, hoping Wu Min would understand his hint. Fortunately, the tacit understanding between Wu Min and Lin Jin was quite good, and at least Wu Min didn't show a puzzled expression after Lin Jin's hint but nodded solemnly at Feng Jing.
Then he actually just shut up like Lin Jin had instructed him to, without saying a word.
Damn it! You could at least say something at this moment! Even saying that we're genuinely together would work!
Lin Jin's mouth twitched. If Feng Jing weren't present, Lin Jin would definitely have hit the back of Wu Min's head by now. If he had been so obedient earlier, there wouldn't be so many problems now, right?
However, looking at Feng Jing's appearance now, it was clear she was despondent and ready to give up.
Lin Jin watched Feng Jing's dispirited appearance with satisfaction, feeling that today's goal should have been achieved, but for some reason, his phone hadn't vibrated with the notification that the task was completed.
Perhaps she needed one more straw to break the camel's back?
Feng Jing began to speak languidly, holding her chin with one hand, her eyes slightly vacant as she looked at Wu Min: "Do you know? Ever since I met you during military training, I have always liked you. But people said you had a girlfriend, so I couldn't snatch you away, right?"
"Although I had three boyfriends after entering college, at most I just held hands with them or something. You might always think I dress maturely, so I must be very open, but with them, I was only like a close friend at most."
Lin Jin sneered,
Lin Jin felt that Feng Jing's current appearance was so f*cking fake. Since she had found three boyfriends in college, changing one every month on average, even if she had only held hands with these three boyfriends and done nothing else, didn't her ability to do so in just four months of college indicate that she wasn't much better in high school?
Perhaps she had changed more than a dozen boyfriends in her three years of high school.
Lin Jin maliciously speculated about Feng Jing while prodding Wu Min's thigh with his finger, afraid that Wu Min might be truly bewitched by Feng Jing's words and reveal the truth.
But Wu Min wasn't so foolish, he just silently watched Feng Jing confess her feelings, and only after she finished did he nod his head, his face still cold.
Lin Jin watched Wu Min's expression throughout and realized that something must have short-circuited in his brain, otherwise, he wouldn't have listened to Feng Jing so coldly for five or six minutes. According to Wu Min's character, Lin Jin guessed that he would have been unable to resist comforting Feng Jing by now.
Though Wu Min's character wasn't bad, he always had a warm and gentlemanly attitude towards girls, which seemed to make him quite popular among them.
But Lin Jin didn't like Wu Min's character.
So Lin Jin hugged Wu Min's arm even tighter, and he could clearly feel Wu Min's body stiffen further, as cold and rigid as a zombie.
"I'm leaving, then" Feng Jing said without crying, her face showing only frustration and a longing for death that would break any normal man's heart.
However, Lin Jin was not a normal man, and Wu Min was currently short-circuited in his brain.
Feng Jing sighed, stood up, her eyes downcast, and stumbled step by step out of the Hunan restaurant.
Lin Jin watched her leave, feeling the vibration in his pocket, and finally let out a sigh of relief. He released Wu Min's arm and threw it aside, then stood up and plopped down in the seat across from Wu Min.
"Alright, I've helped you with your problem. Shouldn't you treat me to a meal or something?" Lin Jin said, resting his cheek on one hand and looking at the still-dumbfounded Wu Min. Feeling cheerful, he chuckled and joked, "If you don't say anything, I'll take that as you agreeing to pay, okay?"
Wu Min finally came to his senses, staring blankly at Lin Jin. He took a deep breath, exhaled, and then his face brightened.
"Treat you? No problem" Wu Min said, smiling. He glanced down at his arm, still warm from Lin Jin's touch, swallowed, and then signaled to a waiter.
"I went out with my girlfriend yesterday and spent over four hundred yuan, so now I'm so broke I can hardly afford food" Lin Jin happily took the menu from the waiter, casually referring to the rabbit as his girlfriend. "I only have a little over a hundred yuan on me now, and I don't know when my mother will send me more living expenses. I'll have to mooch meals off you guys for the next few days."
Wu Min then realized in horror that he too seemed to be low on money.
"How about we order a little less?" Wu Min suggested to Lin Jin with a smile, his eye twitching as he watched Lin Jin boldly order an eighty-yuan grilled fish. "The two of us can't finish such a big fish."
"It's fine, we can take it to go!"
After all, having finally cleared his tasks down to the last weekly one, shouldn't he celebrate?
As for Wu Min's wallet... well, if he runs out of money, he can always wash dishes or something here.
Kissing Wu Min...?
Such a thing, it's impossible, right?
Although Wu Min might not be entirely opposed to treating Lin Jin as a woman, Lin Jin was utterly aware that he had not only the heart of a man but also a body that was merely slightly feminized, completely a man. How could he accept kissing another man?
Lin Jin was torn inside, and though he wanted to maintain a calm expression, ever since his body had been altered, his face seemed to have been worn thin. As soon as he felt slightly embarrassed, his face would turn rapidly red, making him look coy to outsiders at this moment.
His integrity had been mostly lost from the task, and kissing a man was a matter of chastity... He couldn't lose that for the task too, could he?
"What's wrong? You don’t dare?" Feng Jing challenged, looking at Lin Jin. "Aren't you two officially together? Why are you afraid?"
Wu Min looked awkwardly at Lin Jin, utterly at a loss, not knowing what to do with his hands and feet.
Lin Jin's inner struggle finally ended, and he raised his head. The flush on his face had mostly faded, and he stared at Feng Jing with a still strong attitude: "Why should I listen to you? I'm here to state the facts, not to find you as a witness, okay? Who do you think you are? Do I have to kiss Wu Min in public to prove that we're boyfriend and girlfriend? Is something wrong with your brain?"
Before Feng Jing could speak, Lin Jin once again said, "Are you brain-damaged? When Wu Min broke up, I comforted him, when he drank, I accompanied him, and when he was drunk, I dragged him to bed. You had nothing to do with any of it, and now that he's with me, you want to snatch him?"
Wu Min looked awkwardly as Lin Jin went on and on by himself. He glanced at the counter, noticing the waiter holding the menu, dumbfounded and unsure whether to approach amidst the squabbling between two women.
After hearing Lin Jin's words, Feng Jing turned her gaze to Wu Min, seeking confirmation from him.
Lin Jin's words, as a scheming b*tch, were likely mostly nonsense. Although Feng Jing had little contact with Lin Jin, having fought openly and secretly with him for so many days, she had seen through the fact that under Lin Jin's cross-dressing appearance was still a scheming b*tch.
Hmm, two scheming b*tches.
Seeing Feng Jing turn her gaze to Wu Min, Lin Jin secretly tugged at his clothes under the table, hoping Wu Min would understand his hint. Fortunately, the tacit understanding between Wu Min and Lin Jin was quite good, and at least Wu Min didn't show a puzzled expression after Lin Jin's hint but nodded solemnly at Feng Jing.
Then he actually just shut up like Lin Jin had instructed him to, without saying a word.
Damn it! You could at least say something at this moment! Even saying that we're genuinely together would work!
Lin Jin's mouth twitched. If Feng Jing weren't present, Lin Jin would definitely have hit the back of Wu Min's head by now. If he had been so obedient earlier, there wouldn't be so many problems now, right?
However, looking at Feng Jing's appearance now, it was clear she was despondent and ready to give up.
Lin Jin watched Feng Jing's dispirited appearance with satisfaction, feeling that today's goal should have been achieved, but for some reason, his phone hadn't vibrated with the notification that the task was completed.
Perhaps she needed one more straw to break the camel's back?
Feng Jing began to speak languidly, holding her chin with one hand, her eyes slightly vacant as she looked at Wu Min: "Do you know? Ever since I met you during military training, I have always liked you. But people said you had a girlfriend, so I couldn't snatch you away, right?"
"Although I had three boyfriends after entering college, at most I just held hands with them or something. You might always think I dress maturely, so I must be very open, but with them, I was only like a close friend at most."
Lin Jin sneered,
Lin Jin felt that Feng Jing's current appearance was so f*cking fake. Since she had found three boyfriends in college, changing one every month on average, even if she had only held hands with these three boyfriends and done nothing else, didn't her ability to do so in just four months of college indicate that she wasn't much better in high school?
Perhaps she had changed more than a dozen boyfriends in her three years of high school.
Lin Jin maliciously speculated about Feng Jing while prodding Wu Min's thigh with his finger, afraid that Wu Min might be truly bewitched by Feng Jing's words and reveal the truth.
But Wu Min wasn't so foolish, he just silently watched Feng Jing confess her feelings, and only after she finished did he nod his head, his face still cold.
Lin Jin watched Wu Min's expression throughout and realized that something must have short-circuited in his brain, otherwise, he wouldn't have listened to Feng Jing so coldly for five or six minutes. According to Wu Min's character, Lin Jin guessed that he would have been unable to resist comforting Feng Jing by now.
Though Wu Min's character wasn't bad, he always had a warm and gentlemanly attitude towards girls, which seemed to make him quite popular among them.
But Lin Jin didn't like Wu Min's character.
So Lin Jin hugged Wu Min's arm even tighter, and he could clearly feel Wu Min's body stiffen further, as cold and rigid as a zombie.
"I'm leaving, then" Feng Jing said without crying, her face showing only frustration and a longing for death that would break any normal man's heart.
However, Lin Jin was not a normal man, and Wu Min was currently short-circuited in his brain.
Feng Jing sighed, stood up, her eyes downcast, and stumbled step by step out of the Hunan restaurant.
Lin Jin watched her leave, feeling the vibration in his pocket, and finally let out a sigh of relief. He released Wu Min's arm and threw it aside, then stood up and plopped down in the seat across from Wu Min.
"Alright, I've helped you with your problem. Shouldn't you treat me to a meal or something?" Lin Jin said, resting his cheek on one hand and looking at the still-dumbfounded Wu Min. Feeling cheerful, he chuckled and joked, "If you don't say anything, I'll take that as you agreeing to pay, okay?"
Wu Min finally came to his senses, staring blankly at Lin Jin. He took a deep breath, exhaled, and then his face brightened.
"Treat you? No problem" Wu Min said, smiling. He glanced down at his arm, still warm from Lin Jin's touch, swallowed, and then signaled to a waiter.
"I went out with my girlfriend yesterday and spent over four hundred yuan, so now I'm so broke I can hardly afford food" Lin Jin happily took the menu from the waiter, casually referring to the rabbit as his girlfriend. "I only have a little over a hundred yuan on me now, and I don't know when my mother will send me more living expenses. I'll have to mooch meals off you guys for the next few days."
Wu Min then realized in horror that he too seemed to be low on money.
"How about we order a little less?" Wu Min suggested to Lin Jin with a smile, his eye twitching as he watched Lin Jin boldly order an eighty-yuan grilled fish. "The two of us can't finish such a big fish."
"It's fine, we can take it to go!"
After all, having finally cleared his tasks down to the last weekly one, shouldn't he celebrate?
As for Wu Min's wallet... well, if he runs out of money, he can always wash dishes or something here.
