Temporary Task: Lose Weight!
As a goddess! How can you be so fat! Look at your stomach, your butt, and your legs! What have they become! Hurry up and lose weight!
Please exercise two hours every day for the next three days and cut your food intake by half.
Task Reward: Feminize your bones! [Your entire skeleton will become as petite as a normal girl's.]
Task Penalty: Become prone to gaining weight [Even drinking water will make you fat.]
Ah, f*ck! Can this black cat stop causing trouble?!
After reading the task description, Lin Jin subconsciously loosened his clothes and glanced at his belly. He found that his stomach was indeed fatter than it had been a month ago. Although it wasn't very obvious while standing, if he sat down, there would definitely be a small lump of excess fat.
Originally, Lin Jin didn't mind this little bit of extra fat at all, once he put on clothes, it wouldn't be visible. But! This damn black cat is causing trouble again!
Why the hell do you care if I lose weight?!
Getting fat even from drinking water is just too much, isn't it?
With a dark expression, Lin Jin walked out of the pharmacy, feeling as if his life was still bleak, without a glimmer of light to be seen.
Besides, wasn't the black cat the reason for his weight gain?
Lin Jin had long guessed that the black cat's "feminization" was essentially introducing estrogen into his body. A normal person would gain weight if they used a large amount of estrogen, so for Lin Jin, of course, it was even easier to get fat.
This black cat was getting more and more outrageous! Now, the only two things that make Lin Jin look somewhat like a man are his slightly masculine face and his larger male bone structure. And now it even wanted to feminize his bones!
At this rate, wouldn't he be seen as a woman even if he wore men's clothes and had short hair?
Okay, fine. Although Lin Jin might inevitably become a woman one day due to the black cat's actions, he at least doesn't want to be perceived as a woman while wearing men's clothing before that happens, alright?
He sighed. As much as he wanted to rebel against the black cat, it was hiding inside his phone, there was no way to grab it and give it a good beating. Moreover, the black cat and its tasks didn't align with Marxist materialism at all. Whether the cat was fantasy or science fiction, anything like this definitely had nothing to do with materialism.
There's just no way to fight back against the black cat.
"Brother, why do you suddenly look unhappy?" Lin Chen noticed Lin Jin seemed to have changed his mind and was making a detour back to school. He hurriedly caught up and said, "You're only 60 kg, you're not fat."
Psh! If I were 170 cm, I'd think I'm not fat either!
And what Lin Jin was angry about wasn't just that he had gained around 10 kg in two months, okay?
They meandered back to the dorm. Lin Jin and Lin Chen's outing didn't take long, at most an hour or so. When they got back, the two "pigs" were still sound asleep. Wu Min was even snoring in a low, rumbling tone.
Early in the morning, Lin Chen didn't have much to do. After returning to the dorm, he sat in his chair, connected his phone to the WiFi, and decided to try out the game Honor Of Kings that he had downloaded yesterday.
Many people in his class played this game, but he never had a good enough phone to join them. Although his academic performance was good, he was a bit isolated because he couldn't play games with them. But then again, not many high school seniors are addicted to games, if they were, it wouldn't matter whether they attended school or not.
"Brother, what's your QQ number?" Lin Chen suddenly looked up and asked. He realized he and his brother hadn't added each other on any social media platforms yet.
He didn't know about this stuff back in elementary school, and the last time Lin Jin visited him, they didn't even have a computer at home, so he had forgotten about it.
"Come over here, I'll scan your QR code with my phone" Lin Jin said, sitting in front of the computer, supporting his cheek with one hand. He was pondering what amount of exercise would make the black cat believe he had genuinely worked out for two hours. And cutting his food intake by half? God knows how much that was, he never had a fixed amount of rice or servings of food in the first place.
The best way to answer these questions would be to ask the black cat directly, but it seemed like the cat had gone over to Doraemon's side to cause some mischief. He had typed and called for the cat several times on his phone but saw no sign of it.
So, was the Doraemon that the black cat spoke of the real Doraemon, or was it just a nickname?
Just like some people who carry all sorts of miscellaneous items with them, so much so that if a female friend suddenly got her period, they'd even be able to produce a sanitary pad, those people are often jokingly referred to as "Doraemon" by their friends or others.
"Ugh, such people are really scary."
Lin Jin handed his phone to Lin Chen, allowing him to scan the QR code and add him as a friend. In the remarks section, he wrote "Dumb Younger Brother" and then tossed his locked phone aside, paying it no more mind.
"Brother" Lin Chen said after adding him, not leaving. He moved his chair next to Lin Jin's and started to glance at his computer screen. "You now, uh..."
"What is it?" Lin Jin noticed Lin Chen hesitating, so he turned his head to look at him. His eyes met his, and seeing that he seemed to be dodging his gaze, he laughed and asked, "What's so hard to say? We might not have seen each other for a long time, but we're still brothers, right?"
Lin Jin had never treated Lin Chen as an outsider, even though they had been out of contact for three years.
"Well..." Lin Chen looked elusive, his words tinged with hesitation. He turned his head away so that Lin Jin couldn't stare into his eyes anymore, then slowly asked, "Bro, have you... started to see yourself as a girl?"
Lin Jin's heart leapt at the question, but he quickly drew on his acting skills, smiling casually and waving his hand. "Why would you think that? Sure, I crossdress occasionally, but only when there's a need. Crossdressing doesn't mean I want to be a girl."
She even gave an example: "Look at all those guys at anime conventions cross-dressing as girls. Do you think they all want to be girls? Besides, with my personality, how could I ever want to be a girl?"
Lin Chen really wanted to tell Lin Jin that his personality was pretty tomboyish, especially when he was cross-dressing. There was virtually no discord between his appearance and behavior.
"I thought you wanted to be a girl" Lin Chen awkwardly laughed, feeling that he'd better not probe any deeper. "I guess I was thinking too much."
"You used to call me 'sister' all the time. Now you're uncomfortable seeing me in women's clothing?" Lin Jin crossed his legs and leaned back in his chair, teasing Lin Chen. "Come on, call me 'sister' again."
"Sister" Lin Chen said, very straightforwardly.
What the f*ck! Lin Chen really does like me crossdressing, doesn't he?
Lin Jin's face darkened. He decided that maybe it would be better if he just disowned this younger brother after all.
Translator’s Note: Honor of Kings was unofficially named King of Glory for a good while before its official global release. I say global release but it only includes Brazil as of 2023.
Temporary Task: Lose Weight!
As a goddess! How can you be so fat! Look at your stomach, your butt, and your legs! What have they become! Hurry up and lose weight!
Please exercise two hours every day for the next three days and cut your food intake by half.
Task Reward: Feminize your bones! [Your entire skeleton will become as petite as a normal girl's.]
Task Penalty: Become prone to gaining weight [Even drinking water will make you fat.]
Ah, f*ck! Can this black cat stop causing trouble?!
After reading the task description, Lin Jin subconsciously loosened his clothes and glanced at his belly. He found that his stomach was indeed fatter than it had been a month ago. Although it wasn't very obvious while standing, if he sat down, there would definitely be a small lump of excess fat.
Originally, Lin Jin didn't mind this little bit of extra fat at all, once he put on clothes, it wouldn't be visible. But! This damn black cat is causing trouble again!
Why the hell do you care if I lose weight?!
Getting fat even from drinking water is just too much, isn't it?
With a dark expression, Lin Jin walked out of the pharmacy, feeling as if his life was still bleak, without a glimmer of light to be seen.
Besides, wasn't the black cat the reason for his weight gain?
Lin Jin had long guessed that the black cat's "feminization" was essentially introducing estrogen into his body. A normal person would gain weight if they used a large amount of estrogen, so for Lin Jin, of course, it was even easier to get fat.
This black cat was getting more and more outrageous! Now, the only two things that make Lin Jin look somewhat like a man are his slightly masculine face and his larger male bone structure. And now it even wanted to feminize his bones!
At this rate, wouldn't he be seen as a woman even if he wore men's clothes and had short hair?
Okay, fine. Although Lin Jin might inevitably become a woman one day due to the black cat's actions, he at least doesn't want to be perceived as a woman while wearing men's clothing before that happens, alright?
He sighed. As much as he wanted to rebel against the black cat, it was hiding inside his phone, there was no way to grab it and give it a good beating. Moreover, the black cat and its tasks didn't align with Marxist materialism at all. Whether the cat was fantasy or science fiction, anything like this definitely had nothing to do with materialism.
There's just no way to fight back against the black cat.
"Brother, why do you suddenly look unhappy?" Lin Chen noticed Lin Jin seemed to have changed his mind and was making a detour back to school. He hurriedly caught up and said, "You're only 60 kg, you're not fat."
Psh! If I were 170 cm, I'd think I'm not fat either!
And what Lin Jin was angry about wasn't just that he had gained around 10 kg in two months, okay?
They meandered back to the dorm. Lin Jin and Lin Chen's outing didn't take long, at most an hour or so. When they got back, the two "pigs" were still sound asleep. Wu Min was even snoring in a low, rumbling tone.
Early in the morning, Lin Chen didn't have much to do. After returning to the dorm, he sat in his chair, connected his phone to the WiFi, and decided to try out the game Honor Of Kings that he had downloaded yesterday.
Many people in his class played this game, but he never had a good enough phone to join them. Although his academic performance was good, he was a bit isolated because he couldn't play games with them. But then again, not many high school seniors are addicted to games, if they were, it wouldn't matter whether they attended school or not.
"Brother, what's your QQ number?" Lin Chen suddenly looked up and asked. He realized he and his brother hadn't added each other on any social media platforms yet.
He didn't know about this stuff back in elementary school, and the last time Lin Jin visited him, they didn't even have a computer at home, so he had forgotten about it.
"Come over here, I'll scan your QR code with my phone" Lin Jin said, sitting in front of the computer, supporting his cheek with one hand. He was pondering what amount of exercise would make the black cat believe he had genuinely worked out for two hours. And cutting his food intake by half? God knows how much that was, he never had a fixed amount of rice or servings of food in the first place.
The best way to answer these questions would be to ask the black cat directly, but it seemed like the cat had gone over to Doraemon's side to cause some mischief. He had typed and called for the cat several times on his phone but saw no sign of it.
So, was the Doraemon that the black cat spoke of the real Doraemon, or was it just a nickname?
Just like some people who carry all sorts of miscellaneous items with them, so much so that if a female friend suddenly got her period, they'd even be able to produce a sanitary pad, those people are often jokingly referred to as "Doraemon" by their friends or others.
"Ugh, such people are really scary."
Lin Jin handed his phone to Lin Chen, allowing him to scan the QR code and add him as a friend. In the remarks section, he wrote "Dumb Younger Brother" and then tossed his locked phone aside, paying it no more mind.
"Brother" Lin Chen said after adding him, not leaving. He moved his chair next to Lin Jin's and started to glance at his computer screen. "You now, uh..."
"What is it?" Lin Jin noticed Lin Chen hesitating, so he turned his head to look at him. His eyes met his, and seeing that he seemed to be dodging his gaze, he laughed and asked, "What's so hard to say? We might not have seen each other for a long time, but we're still brothers, right?"
Lin Jin had never treated Lin Chen as an outsider, even though they had been out of contact for three years.
"Well..." Lin Chen looked elusive, his words tinged with hesitation. He turned his head away so that Lin Jin couldn't stare into his eyes anymore, then slowly asked, "Bro, have you... started to see yourself as a girl?"
Lin Jin's heart leapt at the question, but he quickly drew on his acting skills, smiling casually and waving his hand. "Why would you think that? Sure, I crossdress occasionally, but only when there's a need. Crossdressing doesn't mean I want to be a girl."
She even gave an example: "Look at all those guys at anime conventions cross-dressing as girls. Do you think they all want to be girls? Besides, with my personality, how could I ever want to be a girl?"
Lin Chen really wanted to tell Lin Jin that his personality was pretty tomboyish, especially when he was cross-dressing. There was virtually no discord between his appearance and behavior.
"I thought you wanted to be a girl" Lin Chen awkwardly laughed, feeling that he'd better not probe any deeper. "I guess I was thinking too much."
"You used to call me 'sister' all the time. Now you're uncomfortable seeing me in women's clothing?" Lin Jin crossed his legs and leaned back in his chair, teasing Lin Chen. "Come on, call me 'sister' again."
"Sister" Lin Chen said, very straightforwardly.
What the f*ck! Lin Chen really does like me crossdressing, doesn't he?
Lin Jin's face darkened. He decided that maybe it would be better if he just disowned this younger brother after all.
Translator’s Note: Honor of Kings was unofficially named King of Glory for a good while before its official global release. I say global release but it only includes Brazil as of 2023.
